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ROSEBURQ, OREGON, SATURDAY, JULY 11, 1925.
LINKING UP THE FARM
"I; The rapidity with which agriculture is coming to be
;; regarded not merely as a copartner but as a component part
of business is reflected in the results of a survey of the agri
'cultural activities of local chambers of commerce by the
U-Bureau of Agriculture of the Chamber of Commerce of the
;."United States.
"I: The survey shows that 175 of the 300 chambers respond-
;;;iiiK to the questionaire maintain agricultural committees or
;; burcaus or have farmers on their board of directors.
;;;; In some cases the agricultural committees are made up
entirely of farmers. One committee is made up of 80 farm
;;;ers and 40 business men. In otiher cases the farmers con
stitute the majority of the agricultural committee. And in
;;;fitill others the farmers are represented either directly or by
the county agent.
One chamber of commerce has a bureau consisting of a
Ilifruit specialist, a livestock and dairy specialist and a farm
.;.and poultry expert all of whom are paid by the chamber.
The significance of this development among chambers
;;;pf commerce is not merely that business is giving its atten
;;;tion to farming or that farmers are turning their attention
to business, but that both meet on common ground.
In many cases farmers, bank directors, merchants, law-
"yers, teachers, physicians, veterinarians, insurance agents,
i!,' foresters sit down at the same table to discuss the business
Il.'problcms of farming.
o
:::: the known merchant
PRUNE
BY BERl a BATES
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
8o dern many Elka
Ara paaain' through
Tha village the
Dayt anrouta to
Tha metrop that
Wa'rt) hoaraa
From yallln'
"H'lo Billl"
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
Eacadrlllo la a round dance.
rtnsk fm4 that I MV taa
Scop., trial can't read. A deaf. J""" ,ubJect f "ohition. "Now.
Monkey
Business
(By Glenn Radabaugh)
"Tbere'a a lot of monkey bus!
neaa going on back in Dayton," we
remarked to the Geology Shark,
tha our cP"ve (r an Interview on the
dumb and blind Jury would ba abla Ki:, l!' Z9 WD,.
to know mora what tha "intelleo
tualt" are talkin about.
Give Her a Vacation!
Don't sale "mother" to stay in tha kitchen theae July
days and cook over a hot range, but go in the Delicates-
en on the way home, or call up and order your .roasts,
pica, salads, cakes, etc., and give "mother" a "vacation"
mis summer.
n the way home, or call up and ordc
salads, cakes, etc., and give "mother"
lummer.
Hot Bread Every Day
and Fresh Potato Chips, Roasts
Salads
SPECIAL FOR MONDAY Veal Loaf. Spaghetti
Italian, Banana Cream Pie, Honey Cream Cup Cake.
Fancy Grocer
VOSBURGH & WIARD
PhoiM 5 S
to know what you think about It
The Shark carefully laid aside
his reading glass and meticulously
returned the bone of .a hlpparion
to Ha box. adjusted 'bis goggles
snd began.
"Evolution Is a very graphic
study. Now you tako the horse ',
he started.
"All right," said we, anxious to
please, ''Where Is he?"
The Shark appreciated our clev-
il you don't think Kipling waa erness enough to disregard it corn-
right whan ha muttered "The fe. pietely.
mala of tha apaclea la moro deadly "Now the evolution of the mod
than the male," you ought aeo em equine specks from the eohlp-
ono or 'am wnippin' tna air on tno pus '
kane. W ashington, from San Die
go. California, In a forest patrol
plane soared up Smith river and
landed in Peter Cowan's cornield.
The plane, seen by many I'mp
qua people, was believed to be
one of those engaged In Douglas
county patrol work.
Clayton Cowan of Smith river
has contributed the appended item
1 relative to the visit by Lieutenant t
rreng: . ,
"Lieutenant 1(. T. Freng, of
San Francisco, while flying a
forest patrol plant from San Die-
White Enamel Oval
Dish Pans
When you see these fine Enamel dish rans you'll want
one. While on Window Display we are offering this
line at only
$1.58
Also, while you are in. ask to see our new Aluminum
Camp Seta.
They are as handy as a pocket in a shirt.
Churchill Hardware Company
Ironmongers
Spanda Morning
Miss T. E. Cornutt was a visitor
here yesterday morning, spending
several hours shopping before re
turning to ber home at Riddle.
'tor Friday
Mrs. Ilia bales returned to hor
home at Myrtle Creek yesterday
afternoon after spending several
hours shopping here.
golf links.
OUR DAILY MAIL
D.ar Edltur of Proem: It is
proper for ma to go around with a
married woman? OSWALD
LONDON, July 11. The general ' California, to Spok ne, 'ah
counsel of the. trades . union con-' lost his bearings at drifted 30
pre, tnrintf lnf4 a mnnifMtfi on. miles West Of hf course. lie
just a minute, we gurgieo, ,dorsing the-refusal of the miners' ; landed In Peter fjwan's cornfield,
"Eo-What-us?" I deputation to meet mine owners : ne" Heedspor'. I
"The eohlppus, the first known proposals calling for lower wages I "Lieutenant Freng said he had
species, which existed in the Ild . ion.Br workinz- dav are Men looking for a place to land I
withdrawn. The congress pledged j ,or but an hour, because bis gas !
assistance to the miners In every ! UPP'" w getting low. He ;
wav. ! thought for a while he would have
The refusal of the miners to meet 1 ,0 U8e nl Parachute to land. Just I
the oneratnra until the nrnnnmiM " ne ot over the cornfield, hjs !
are withdrawn virtually ends the enK'ne stopped for the want of
Eocene,'' he explained Impatiently,
making It all as clear to us as
Kinstcin's theory had been since
Bviake4 fm Asa ! wtii jSm nit
. . , , kindergarten days.
ra""am T I "" wa bck lher''' Perhaps six
"" ' millions of years ago," he began
Chief cook and bottle-washer in a reminiscent tone which made rrnri. ,.j mediation ihai k,v Pas, but he made a beuutiful land- !
.tmipant harf n. wnnil,, if ha rrnillv rttm am r. , j... .. .... ... tnff '
"w ..w ......... Deen conauctea ov me first lord or i
the admiralty. W. C. Brldaeman. Mr- Cowan and Oliver Cowan i
wouldn't bo run down so often.
i i i
People always prefer to buy known goods from mer
"Ichants whom they know. Advertising makes you acquainted
Miwith the buying public. This ."personality in print" is the
ll'.greatcst builder of confidence there is.
To thoso who use printer's ink to inform the public
"Iwhat Oiey have for sale we recommend a perusal of th
;. following advice from A. H. Deute, sales manager of tli
j;; Borden Milk Company:
.... "The man who uses the newspapers tells his story quick-
ly and directly to all the people in the territory covered bj
".the circulation of those Daners. In vnnr nrls. tm irnio-i.f.
:::.forward-be sensible! The attempt to use clever witticisms ul.' I'olV XTSTh
m aus nas done more to ruin advertising than any other fac
,tor. Don't be sensational. Tell the, simple, unvarnished
. truth about your product. Invariably your readers will ap
preciate it and come to your store rather than go to the place
of the merchant who exaggerates his product. Poor goods
cannot be sold by sensational advertising. The good ad i
the truth well told."
Laator of the Homo Restuurant had us
his high-powered vehicle down at ed It, "that the little Dawn Horse,
tha Mo. hor street awimmln' hole which stood no more than twelve
yeatiddy and waa flshln' from the Inches high made his appearance,
runnln' board when he hooked a He had five toes and his dcntificlal
whalauva fish and dragged his fliv structure,'
Into the river where the fire dept., : "His what?" we interrupted
dipity ehurff and a gang of kida gatn modestly.
re cu id him. Lester recently re-; "HIS teeth. They were very slm-
turned from Prlnaville where he Pe In construction."
cooked for the legion gang of the1 "Yea, yes," we assured him,
village and hi. d.rn car hasnt knowingly.
auita recovered vet. I "He fed on the tender grasses
A A ! and his only means of defense was lso coa, in(iulryi
, , tJ IIIKOU i iii tai,aiii ny uiB i 'i-
If the pedeitriana would put ml,uate descendant, the horse '
tacke In their pocketa they ,h in,rnr.n had .!,.v..k,r.l into
a taller animal, with longer legs
for locomotion as means of escape"
he continued, but evidently catch
ing the exceedingly ignorant look
In our eyes when the descendant's i
cognomen had been mentioaed, he "
stoiiued to snell out the word and 1 Alter circling over
The Baldwin government is ex
pected to begin an Inquiry into the
whole question of the mining dispute.
with the workers was responsible
; for the present crisis In the Brit-1
of Sun Kraiiclsco, enroutn to Spo-
tlme explalnin' why ha forgot to toe
add the "and wifo" on the hotel .-foo bad." we muttered In a muf-
register when the missus happens fled voice, to which, however, tho
Reedsport.
explain that 11 meant, a period of !"yl"B lo. Lieutenant II. T. Kreng
geologic time.
"In this specimen we find a more
developed set of teeth than char
acterized his forefather. Further,
ind what is more iuiorJant in
rat ing his history, he bad lost a
I rushed down to the field to see 1
It he landed right-side up and
! they met the Lieutenant walking
idown the field. The first wordks ; '
I he said were: "Where in b
trades union congress today declar-1 . . .. .
ed Uie action of the mine owners' ' Mr' Cow?n brouent him home
organization In giving notice to ,him, Bd dinner'
terminate the present agreement h,1 ,he Lieutenant was eating.
for gasoline. Hap Hogan scit
the Honita up with a drum of gas
and in less than an hour, the
lieutenant was off again; his next
atop being Kugone.
"Lieutenant Freng started from
San Diego. Friday morning and
landed at Smith River about 4:110
p. m.
"The neighbors came from
miles around to seo the plane.
"The last we saw of him, he
was making a bee-line fur Eu
gene." Port Umpqua Courier.
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AVIATOR FORCED
TO MAKE LANDING
ON SMITH RIVER
E
ATTEMPTS TO FAKE
tAaorUIH m. U4 Wirt.)
. ' YUMA, Aril., July 11. Tony
Fuenle, Mexican heavyweight box
.', er. whose ring career has been
marked by several collisions with
the law, and three others awaited
. in the county Jail here today the
- outcome of their lattst trouble.
Kuentn and his opponent In a
. fight here last night, a boxer who
w posed as "Sailor" McCarthy, oft
Los Angeles, and their managers
and the promoter wero arrej'd
and charged with violation of a
stale law against staging "framed"
' boxing bouts. McCarthy, who la
" believed to be Nick Newman, of
,, Los Angeles, escaped.
" lleiildia Fucnto, those In Jail are
! Charley Garcia, promoter; Al
Ixipei, Fuento'a manager, and
,, "pop" Neslls, manager of Mc-i
Tarthy. The trouble started when I
. McCarthy's seconds tossed uu the I
sponge in the si conu round. The
striking the Los Angeles man on
the back of the head several times.
Arundel, piano tuner. Phone 1 L
ROSEBURG ONE OF
TWO TOWNS WITH
WATER INSPECTION
RKDMOND, Ore.. July 11.
Bend and Itosehurg aie the only
towna In Oregon which have re
gular weekly testa of the munici
pal walor supply made hy the
statu board of health. This was
the statement of Dr. William Le
vin, director of the laboratory of
the slate board of health, before
tho llomemakors lustitiitw here,
lie gave two talks on llullvLli.nl
and community health under the
topic "health crops and their har
vest." (lood health may hn purrhjsed
and the health of the community
reflvcts the money which has been
expended upon II, Dr. Levin ssld.
Communicable diseases luive been
decreased 50 per cent during the
last 20 years largely through
proper control and methods of
prevention.
to bo along.
Thomua Dittlmus Christopher
Holmes Archibald Harrison Mark
Asbury Jones took a
off'n a fractious piece
flash a few days ago and wrecked
a rib. Mark says never to sock an
obstinate animal over the head
with a fence mil.
Herb West and Dock Adams have
Just finished relinin' tholr garage
which became necessary when .a
swarm of ambitious chickens crawl- Ing It beautifully,
od under the dern thing and started "He was the
scratchin', thereby raiain' a dust horse. Ills teeth
which seeped through the cracks In saw us skipping
tho walla and floor and settled on
their shiny new gas buggies. A
chick. n in a coupe is worth a doz
en walkin' home, the hoys say.
Shark inclined a Bologlc ear snd
grabbed off his horn-rlnis, scowl
ing al us. We thought that would
be the end of the interview, but
nose-dive DB i""u" lI1H BUUJ'Ll'
of hoss- "The horse now stood about 24
incnes Ilign. xiis ucaii nail ieui,ui-
ened considerably, and his ear
bones show that his sense of hear
ing had developed through the neo
cesslty of protection.
"Then cauio the horse of the
Miocene."
We didn't even flinch at that one
and wrote It down In full, misspell-
first three-toed
," and when he
this part In our
s Tjs'",u '
Cook witn gas.
COAST GUARD OFFICER
TRANSFERRED TO PACIFIC
COAST FROM NEW YORK
11.'llA A.-M r .
aiiuniuiru a,i. i. i ... i ''"' i'ir, juiy ii, v H UBin
swarming to.ar.l the ring when of. , "recent "J de .,' x
n; . escaped by hiding or,rP(, trMn,fprrPd ,
" ' ,',"'h,"S ,-mmand tho California district.
J., i ,7V.' iTm' a WIUl """'I'ln-rter, In Ssn Francis
' ,"" "',nrt, bH"" A llltlcl,,,. .rr,try will cxien-l from
prellnilnaty sparring and Fuento t),. L-on to Mei, ,. n, t.u..ifi
Met arlhy to the ro', ( nnst.
The pool hall cowboys may not
be good Ht diggin' ditches but
around the felt-covered table
they're fullapep,
i "I
A herd of Eureka Elkt will in
vade tho village tonight and dis
turb the night cop's .lumbers with
their brass band, which there
oughts be a law agin.
Somo of the Elks are plannln' to
tiike their wivea with 'em to the
Portland convention and others
plan on a fine time.
$
notes he coughed loudly and began
again. "Ills teeth had developed
wonderfully and he now possessed
a set of pre molars. Teeth, my dear
sir. an' very Important, evidence
In following out rtie horse's devel
opment; they are the most perfect
ly preserved fossils we have."
"till, yes." we admitted. ' Hut
what's all this got to do with our
relation to a monkey?" we asked
cautiously.
"Just a minute, we'll come to
that." he answered, evidently not
wishing us to frighten his horses.
'The Pliocene horse which fol
lowed was the direct and Immedi
ate ancestor of the modern horse
shed
If J
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Arent for VHnrhmia Mwrtla I ainp
"tliioil", we broke In, believing
that the Shark was bringing things
up to date, which is the delight of
nil good newsiHM'niicn. "How
long ago did h exist?"
'Hrobahly not more than three
millions of years ago," ho replied,
and we grubbed lor our smelling
salts.
"A more complex structure of
teeth ami tho beginning of a one
toed tribe wero tho outstanding
3a Characteristics of this age,'' he
I proceeded, neglecting our phy-lral
condition. "In the place of the toea
he once possessed, wo find In this
horse onlv small splint b"nes
along the tibia bone. All his weight
now fell upon what was onie the
middle toe. In slan some of bis
tribe .equalled the modern draught
horse."
The Pleistocene, or Ire Age.
doom of thousands or ,
; he commenced.
Hut our patience cave wav ana
,ilnilv rising we delicately pirked
the arm bone of a ptthecantltr.'pus
After havin' yer noae to tho
grind-stone for a vear a vacation
seems ju.t like goin' ovtr the wall w"
at the ptnitentiary.
I
At you may have suspected, this
is Siitiddy ntgtit and w urge you rn.(.tU!l an,i JiIIUmI him.
to mop out the bath tub and do i
your stuff.
i
Th mm I in' mat, bovin m.tts'
dumbslls. punchin' bag and other
par.phnli tn tha Elks- gymn
oughta lait a long time now.
"Nick" Nichols is leavin' for sunrfy
Cal. where he will act us official
inipector for the bathin' btituta In
that vicinity.
"The feller who's sllus barkifi' J
a waitress oughta git married and
try ordsrln" his meals."
In his diary we found this data:
ak"d vnung Smith in lec
ture iiwlay. for the purpose ot sak
lug him up. If It wasn't true the
human race had climbed up the
ladder from the level of an ape.
lie asked me a very pcullsr q les
tl.n. which was, towlt:
"Who kicked the ladder out
from under von?' "
'1 ni'rrfiT l.il rnet "
nils sjarrrtp
COLLEEN MOORE
In
''DESERT FLOWER"
Carter'sJTire Shop
Evolution Story
I Rtood at my shop window not
long ago looking out .when two
sparrows Ml to the ground In a
struggle or fight: The female
Hparrow was flogging a male spar
row. She would grab hni by the
head and drag him around on the
walk, beating him with the butts
of hHr wings, then she would turn
him loose and dance before him,
chattering all the time. Again she
grabbed him by the head and gave
him another walloping. The male
sparrow showed no desire to fight,
neither would he fly away when
she turned him loose. He seemed j
to pout and sulk and took his flog I
ging. I wondered what crime in
bird H fo he was guilty of, because ;
he showed plainly that he was :
guilty of some offense. j
As the female continued to wal-1
lop him while she chattered, a
young cock sparrow appeared on '
the scene. He danced and waltzed
around, chattering to the pair. The
female sparrow turned and looked
him ovt. The young sparrow
reared back, puffing out his breast
Then the female hopped up tn him
and plucked a mouthful of feath
ers from his breaat, flying across
the street to a hole tn the wall, her
nesting plae. I understood, then,
what the row was all about. The
female bird wanted feathers to line
her nest. The old bird .would not
give them up. The young bird
did. so he flew off with the bride,
while the old bird winged his way
to the trees along the creek, there
to sigh and sigh alone. Perhaps he
has had full measure of this
world' pleasures and prefers to be
alone.
I have, noticed this same trait of
mind running down through all na
ture, from the lowest typo of ere
a'lon lo the highest type we call
man. It seems to be hero as a
cruel law running throunh all na
ture, compelling all material life
to grow oM and fade out, and the
flame of youth and energy to burn
out. This may be for advancement
of some kind, but the purpose has
not yet been revealed to tho mind
of man.
Now, dear reader, I have put In
to words and recited to you a lit
tle incident I observed from out my
shop window. If you think seri
ously on life's deep and mystic
problems, you ill see food fof
thought in this brief easa..
Those fellows down in Tennes
see are thnhtng out life's origin.
How foolNh. It seems to my mind,
for preachers awt teachers tP
waste time arguing about some
thing they cannot find out Whnt
difference la it to you or to me
whether wo rame from ft toad
stool, a jelly fih or a monkey, or
out of beautiful garden we call
Kden? The great question Is:
What are we now and what are i
we going to be in the future? How
shall we live to attain that per
fertlon hoped for by all mankind"
Now. please remember, that .Vrk i
rame from the ato k (hit st.M-d nt '
the stake, and hen y:i n"d ttrrl
work done, call at 415 North Jack- ft
son pi. i "in un you a oou ;ou,
poa my word. I will.
NICK CARTER
4.5 N. Jackson
Camp beds and mattress, Zigler
Fee Hdw. Co.
ENGLI8H ATHLETES
VIE WITH AMERICANS
(Associated Pms LcmmI Wtr) I
CAMBRIDGE, Mass., July 11.
Athletes representing England's
two loading universities. Oxford
and Cambridge, met a combined
Yale and Harvard team in a dual
track meet on Soldier's field this
fternoon. The cinder track was
bard and fast, but a tight, shifty
breeze blowing against the dash
lanes made record time Jn the
shorter events improbable.
Boswell Mineral water baths for
all forms ot rheumatics.
74
COLLEEN MOORE
In
"DESERT FLOWER"
r r
A Standard for the People
millions now living will never die
After six thousand years of effort man
poiuts proudly to our present-day civiliza
tion as the acme of his attainments.
A civilization stooping to brutalities too In
human for savages, makes the standards of
Christianity but empty and l.ollow profes
sions. From this hypocrisy there Is a tearing away.
A spirit of lawlessness flouts laws and cus
toms with su abandon that does not stop to
consider the consequences, so persistent are
the attempts for release. Hut what new
standards social,, political, and religious
are to succeed the present?
In the fulfillment of prophecies, so marked at tho present time,
there Is outlined a program that was foretold in Hie Hible, a
standard that promises aduption, because present troubles were
foretold as shaping the Stuudard for the People.
Hear
G. R. POLLOCK
OF NEW YORK. N. Y.
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