ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW SATURDAY. MARCH 7, 1925,
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GOOD EVENING FOLKS
When the frost
Is on the broccoli
And the water'a
In the tub .
An' Its 8atlddy nlte"
Throughout the town
Thsn .ts time
To take a rub.
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WE ARE HERE FDR USEFUL TASKS
The French many years
describe the type of people who had tried many kinds of life
and enjoyment, but had exhausted tHem all. Modern life,
with its abundant range of amusements, and its increasing
wealthy class, is likely to create more of these blase people
than ever before. Former generations lived simple lives,
hot because they had any more philosophy or sense, but be
cause their incomes were, as
tlons were narrow. -That gave1 a iest to pleasures. Young
people 30 years ago thought it was a wonderful thing when
they got a bicycle. Tbfey regarded a trip to a near city as a
great event. People would take
miles and if they went outside
state, they would boast of that
elling in lands across the sea.
travel habit have broken down
The average young person of
grandfather did all his life.
keep them amused With novelty. But Unfortunately the
shine wears off from pleasures. Then a person approaches
' that satiated point of view where life seems stale and flat
The people Who throw themselves intd their daily task with
ambition and determination; rarely suffer from such senti
ments. ; They get satisfaction from conquering the obstacles
that lie in their daily work; Pleasures become aide issues
that recreate and divert without Creating the blast feeling.
A person who makes pleasure his first airri in life is going to
pay the penalty. Meri and women were put into the world
to perform useful tasks. Those whd just try to release their
Senses ha violated the fundamental laws of human exist
ence.
President Coolidge has announced that commission
has been appointed to arrange plans for the participation of
all the nations in a big celebration of the 200th birthday of
George Washington, which will come in 1932. The Ameri
can people will welcome the guests for such an event. They
will hope that the study of the ideas of George Washington
whicjj Way be encouraged by such an affair, will have some
result to lead the nations to ti governed by his principles,
which have proved so beneficial to the United States. If
George Washington's ideas had been governing In Europe 111
j9l4, there would have been no World War.' The autocratic
governments that plunged the w?rld in that terrible con
flict, wouldlong before that have been given up in favor of
republican institutions. Or at least they would have been
modified, that the powers of kings and erriperbrs would have
been checked by democratic parliaments. Arid If the nations
Will still at thjs late day, follow those principles of peace and
justice on which Washington built his life, the danger of
farther wars could be abolished.
, , ; r The National Woman's party asks for all amendment to
' -thUnited States constitution providing that "men and
Women shall, have equal rights throughout the United
'. States." This country has voted to give women equal rights
1 hi managing the government But whether sex differences
Z can be ignored In the laws is another question. Men and
- Ifromcn can hardly be ground through the mill of life dn the
; Cicory that they are just alike. As most of the men earn the
money, and most of the women manage the homes, their na-
..ftires arid capacities will be sdniewhat different, and rhay
- eed different legal handling and protection. Many of the
T States may have sex discriminations which should be remov
ed, as they are based on the antiquated idea that men knew
more than women. The many men who were unable to keep
up with the girls in school should have gotten by that idea
before they became of age.
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". The unhappy relations existing in many families are no
doubt due to disagreements over the money question. There
are many families where the men handle the family funds In
it selfish way, doling but money for the wife's personal
heeds and for the family Costs in a niggardly way, while
I these hien spend freely for their own pleasures. The men
-'would better listen to those solemn Words of the mrrriage
."Service, "with all my worldly goods 1 thee endow," and re
flect that it creates an absolutely equal partnership, in
which the voicPof the wife should count the same as that of
the money earner. As a rule women spend rttyre carefully,
they reckon snnll economies closer. In the majority of
cases, they would probably make the family income bring
greater results if they took control of the family purse.
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Too much "smut" in the notorious Stokes case, now on
trial in Chicago, is likely to have the effect of returning a
verdict for the defendant,. W. E. D. Slokes, according to an
edict from the trial judge. All the rot that has been assem
bled, dished U)) and served during this trial, Is disgiCting in
the extreme and is certainly not creditable to either the hus
band or father. But the' outcome of the case involves a
large sutn Of money and what some people won't do to gain
a little filthy lucre Is too filthy to mention. The Stokes case
Is a fair example of exposinpr-the hidden skrletoii try its own
- hands, bringing shame and disgrace to the children as well
as the parents. .
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.- "Train hits automobile and
'.'ltiadline in yesterday's dispatches. The result is just m cf-rfoclive-
whether six or a dcen persons are in a tar. Auto
Unobile drivers might just as well give up the task of trying
to shove locomotives off the track. They are making 'em too
heavy these days for light artillery.
ago coined the word "blase" to
a rule small, and living condi
a journey for a few hundred
th boundaries of their own
fact as if they had been trav
Today automobiles and the
the barriers of distance.
21 has -travelled more than his
The diversions of the times
kills six persons," reads
yestlddy sve and as usual the spec
tators directed the movements of
the flre-fightera without gettlrt'
thslr alsevss wet.
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Portland haa a law agin Jay-
welkin' and If Roseburg had the
same thing three-fourths of the Vil
lage would be gittin' their mail at
8am'l Starmer's jail house.
Gawge Neuner Is coin down to
the metrop tomorry - to hobnob
wrtn the big-town fellers fer a
spell and we hope he doesn't lose
faith in humanity.
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We fellers In B. V. D.'s are hooin'
for the backbone of the cold spell
to bust
F 4
Judgln' front in run On diction-
arlea in our sanctum today the vil
lage la u II of orosa word puzzle
addicts.
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Some teller who lust ree'd his
tax notice has written us the fol
lerln' letter which caused ve ed.
to break down aod aob:o
I owe twenty thousand dollars:
my oldest child fell of the hay-
wagon and broke Ha neck: mv
nor-.es ran away with three of m
2rlS-.X lV":
they had the measles: my wife
went Insane yesterday and burned
down everything on tha farm ex
cept the wormy pear tree, which
Stood by tha hen house. My
father Just waMe and told me that
1tt maabftri mnm J I I.
. . pamjt. 1 1 nuuig
three days ago fcoklng for me, as
naan t paid my taxes for three
years and that. I had stolen a
ho)a. I am the happiest man in
tha world." ,
! Hr "r
FLOWERS FOR THE
LIVING CLUB
By the time a feller's thatched
dome begins to show traces of
grey and the summer of life turns
to Fall ha begina to get a new
perspective on life. Oftlmes that
new slant a man receives is a bit
ter one but now and then we run
across a feller who aeea the good
and not the evil In this or world.
HI French Is the latter. Hi has a
chuckle and a hearty handshake
for all. We've known the ol' boy
ever since we uster grab rideal
on the rear of his hone-drawn
trucks and that was some years
ago. HI neveracracksd the black
snake over our back Ilka some of
the other transfer men had a habit
of doln' and for that we've always
liked him. He Is kindly, good na
tured, a real sport, and a square
shooter. When you cuss Hi, you're
apt to have hia many friends
olawln' at your carcass. HI Is still
staunch booster for Roseburg
and Douglas county. He haa al
ways been Identified with any
movement destined to push Rose
burg to th- front and we repeat,
that when a man with silver In his
hsir still looks at things through
youthful eyes then his home town
has a valuable asset In him. So
HI, we're placln' you right along
side the other boys In our Hall of
Fame. May you continue to bright
en our fair city for years to coma.
Give back to me
That wild was: film.
Where villain tie
,. And cowboy kill 'eni;
Where there' no peace
And guns ne'er stutter,
And axle grease
la used for butter.
We heard a young tfamael In our
sancttim thla a. m. oomplalnln' to
a feller-damsel that the wringer
ripped all the button! off'n her
clothes. That's a darn good ex
cuael 4- H
Lather Barnes ree'd a Jolt In the
jaw tnis a. m. when a young dam
sel Jumped In his barber chair and
asked for a ntck-cllp. Lather took
his electrlo clippers and started
In. The Jane let loose with a biff
and Lather asked an explanation
and aha said, "Ya big sapl even
if my neck was dirty ynu haint
got no right to us vacuum clsan-
er on It.'w
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TODAY'S TINTYPE
the early bird biualty get the
worm but pity the Coor arly
worm. Today w
. picture a Spring
f-txV chicken which made
J . J. a rristake In his
T date and missed
Easter bv a month.
This Chick hasn't
scratched yet but In
this cold frosty
weather the little
will hafta get
ol' finger-nails
derrt active.
Mri
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"That ftlltr who took shot of
acid fsr moonshine must
dsrn thirsty."
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VOSBURGH
Fancy Grocers
Phone 615.
IS UP 111 ARMS
(Aoc!aled Prtm Lraard Wire.)
LA VOYE. Wyo., Mar. T. Frbh-tler-llke
La Voye; perturbed aa
never before, contrived today for
means to stave off her day of Judg
ment set yestenlay by a federal
court, because It la alleged the soil
on which this boom town stands Is
orcupled in trespass, and against
lire laws of the land.
News of the decree of Federal
Judge T. Blake Kennedy In Chey
enne yesterday, ruling that A
Voye'a townslte the home ot 1,500.
people rightfully belongs to the'
Ohio Oil company, was received
calmly by grizzled, weatherbeaten
citizens, but nevertheless caused
concern felt by every Inhabitant.
Tbe court held that the oil com-
take' possession o, the land In 90
days by a lease granted by the
government for oil development.
Business leaders of La Voye,
which lies In the heart ot the salt
Creek oil fields promptly called
.in. . hirh nrnhnhiv
: ...hiiei. .i.p;.t.
ed their stand not to vacate their
homes and buildings and announc
ed a continuance of their fight In
higher courts.
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The townspeople autnornea
counsel to carry the ense to the
United States circuit court of ap
peal at St. Louis. Uuless the
townslte Is vacated within the per
iod set yesterday by Judge Ken
nedy, all who still live In La Voye
must answer to citations ot con
tcaypt. sprouting up almost overnight
during the oil runh La Voye'a con
toikv la mapped against a sparsley
settled section, spotted with sage
brush and alkali covered. Homes
there are mostly flimsy frame
structiirts. but sufficient to pro
vide for men who sought their for
tune In a day. Tbe town has three
weekly newspapers, several mo
tion picture theatres and other In
stitutions built with a view of be
ing permanently maintained.
Outwardly La Voye was wllhout
nuMi wnrrv tndav. although her
future hangs In the balance, and i
the wheels ot business ground on
aa usual. o
Do It now. Order a sample loaf
of GRIMM 1IROS.' MILK 1IKEA1)
and It will become your steady
dieL Phone 133.
(AMrtHatrd I'm LrawH Wire.)
LONDON, March 7. Marnitoss
Cunton of Keilhtnn, lord presi
dent of th council, who aufiVrx
a coUupse while about to allre
a meeting at Cambritlfce last Satur
day night will undorjto an opera
tlun Momlay, It waa stated today
He paused a fairly (rood night
and hla condition waa nattl to bv
unchanged this morning.
. A bulletin iflmied from hia res!
4enc last night described his enn
ditlon aa "not calling for alarm,"
but atated he had suffered "a se
vere hemorrhage at the time of his
coUapue, th outward symptoms of
hfa lllneoa were described aa faint-
nMi nnri a ntltrht nan1 hem
orrh. P
liord Onrons physicians, after
a consultation this morning Issued
the following bulletin:
"The patient passed a good night
and the hemorrhage U much re
duced, hut we consider an opera
tion necessary to remove the cauer
of the bleeding. Thla will tak
place Monday morning..
ROQSEVELTS WILL
NKW YORK, March 7 One nf
KIpllnsA poems in a book nri'ser.t
expedition which Theodore . growtn of tne controversy stirred
velt and his hrolher, Kermlt. are in up by the hoii'e aircraft commit
nndettake next summer In nin!i tee hearings during which wltnrs
of ihe Oris Pull, an eliulre moun o said aviators during the war
litln sheep, which luhaMts the ro.f 'came to have little or no fi ar of
of the world, the I'amlr plateau, hi
Asia, ikimhi feet alMne the sea
A friend revealed today th.u
Kermlt, In rtlrusiiit the reason
for the expedition had dlsplav,
b'i' uu iiitu.-ii ii, wir nn in, 1
"Th Feet of Youuf Men." which j
& WIARD
tells of an Oath to track down the
Ovis Poll on the "worlds white
roof tree." The poem proceeds:
"it Is there that I'm going, where
the boulders and the snow lie.
With a trusty nimble tracker that
1 know:
"1 have sworn an Oath to keep It
on the horns of Ovis Poll;
And the red gods call me, out and
I must go."
Marco Poll saw the apectes on
the Pamir plateau In the thirteenth
rentury and Ita name cornea from
hlra. The sheep's horns are of
greut size, with a wide open sweep.
YOUR OPPORTUNITY
Listen to a sermon on "The Har
vent is Ended and the Summer Is
Past." by Kvangellst Fred L.
Hornshuh, at the Bible Standard
Mission, Sunday evening 7:30; al
so, servicea tonight at 7:30 and
Sunday afternoon at J: 80.
fiUTtTTHEFT CASE
' IS IE
Tom Word, special
from the department
Investigator
of Justice,
Bi"-U' u,w ,n ""seDurg lnvesti
ng the case against
Joe Epd-
stein and Raymond McLean, ar
rested here early In the week by
Night Officer Rausch, who found
them driving a car stolen In San
Luis- Obispo. The men are being
held on a charge of driving a stol
en car from one state to another,
S violation of the federal law.
It will prolong life. It is perfect
ly nutritious. It is a perfect pic
ture. It is perfectly delicious. Why
the old faehioned kind? It costs, no
more. Order now. (iKI.VM BROS.'
MILK BREAD. Phone 133.
SALVATION ARMY
OFFICER COMING
Word was received today from
the Salvation Army headquarters
at San Francisco, that Colonel
Cousins will visit the local corps
on Friday, March 20, and hold two I
special meetings at 4 and 7:30 p.
m. The colonel la the territorial
secretary of all young people's
work In the eltn western states
and the Hawaiian Islands. Special
arrangements will be made for a
big time. The colonel will be ac
companied by a group of singers.
There will be a special praise
service, at the Salvation army hall
tonight, when the report of the
special outside meetings will be
given and an outline for the meet
ings during the coming week. In
cluding the opening at Reedsport.
Rev. Edward Murphy will preach
at the Salvation Army hall on Sun
day night.
HANDKERCHIEF 8PECIAL
Jobbers close out of a large as
sortment of fine i5c, 35c to 60c
values. We secured one lot of these
to sell special at 19c ea. Very fine
materials and embroideries, these
handkerchiefs are guaranteed reg
ular 25c to 60c values, (let them at
Carr's. When you see them you
will recognlie the values.
If you want the dally Oregnnlan
by mall or carrier, Phune 691-R.
(AmnrMri ma I rami Wire.)
FORTRESS MONROE, Vs., Mar.
7. With the conceded advantage
of a high wind. Ijingley Field av
iators scored what the "enemy"
admitted to be a complete victory
In their tests here yesterday of the
effectiveness of antl-alrrrait fire.
The planes lowing their sleeve
tkrgits, sailed dauntless throngh
both shrapnel and machine gun
fire, the hitter registering the one
hit scored, and Inter, at night to
tally baffled the great shafls of
light sent up by five powerful
searchlights in an attempt to spot
them In the air. Officers of the
anM-craft defenses admitted de
test In the tests.
Members ot congress and high
army and naval ordcers witnessed
the tests, which were arranged by
the war detriment as an out
'ground fire.
The rhlldrea love MIL;; HREAH.
Pure as a lily. Pure milk, pnre
butter, a greater percentage than
Hr m i-rniiiiii iit'inaiiup. uni.n.c j
BK03.- MILK BREAD. Phon 133. j
Columbia All Ladies Concert Orchestra
Here Saturday Aftertidon and Evening, March 7th
AT THE H; S. AUDITORIUM
Under Auspice tf the Roeburg High School Student Body.
DEIWPSEY AND IVEW
YORK COMMISSION
MGOfiilT
NEW YORK, Mar.' f. Jack
Dempsey and the New York state
athletic commission are sparring
for an opening In an unheralded
match with the aolons of the em
pire state broadcasting their
punches across the continent
The boxing public Is refeer'ni
the match. '
From out of the Atlantic sea
board yesterday came Jab at
Dempsey- crown, which carried a
message to the heavyweight king
from the New York commission
that he would stand right up and
say within 24 hours whether he
would like to accept a challenge
from Harry Wills, giant negro
heavyweight.
At the same time a right hook
followed explaining that after he
had carefully considered the Wills
matter he might take cognizance
of the fact that Tommy Gibbons
has also mailed a challenge which
he would like the title holder to
look over with a view of making a
bargain, after he has disposed of
the Wills' challenge.
Jack Kearns who guides the
champions' business destinies par
ried the two blows with another
that flatly told the New York com
mission that it should play in Its
own yard and not trespass, as
Dempsey would not be dominated
by any body ot men unless they
wanted to promote the fight for
him.
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Oromore, sheep guano and bone
fertiliser at Wharton Bros.
Learn Telegraphy
DAY AND NIGHT CLASSES
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Room 224, Parkin Bldg.
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A Secretarial, Bookkeeping, or Stenographic course in our
school will prepare you for a good position.
It's a Good School The Rates Reasonable
Dur school will continue in session all thru the Summer
months. Ask for our free catalog. '
EUGkNE BUSINESS COLLEGE
Phone 666 992 Willamette St. Eugene, Oregon
DlST&NCt
OLM0VIMC
One of the menus for the North-
ern pacific Railway for the month i
of March has been received at i
the office of the local Chamber
of Commerce, and It will be of I
Interest to our people to know"
that Douglas County Broccoli is
featured every day this month on
the railroad s dinner menu. It Is
under the head of 'Oregon Din
ner," and among othe Oregon
products are listed Oregon celery
from Multnomah and Coos Coun
ty. Consomme with Vegetables
from Clackamas county. Fried
Spring Chicken from Benton
county, big Oregon baked pota
toes, Oregon Pear Salad from
By
Hears mubred cali she's wmus
over 1 alice's and shouis td shut
THE FRONT POOR Ti6hT ATER HER
YoO HftVE 10 BANS IT
SETTLES BACK WTW SAITSPACnoN
AS DOOR SHUTS WITH PiKM BAN
eCTS OP TO MAKE SUM WlLPtW) CHATS WITH Et ABOUT FURNACES AN&
SHUT POOR TIGHT ON HIS FiNAl Dl- THINC,S UNITl MOWER CAliS POR
TARTUS ANP SOS EH &IMMCK 600WJESS $J-E COME IM AND
tWNSBV SHUT TWT DOOR SHE'S FREtZjHfc
RcCIarr Newspaper Syhdicalt
MOVING
This is a sample-ot the kind
of modern van we will send
to help you with your moving
problems. A telephone wilt
bring it to your doorstep.
We guarantee lowest prices.
"W aim to please"
h.s. French
TRANSFER AND STORACE CO.
PHONE 220
Jackson county, Peach Cobbler
from Wasco county, Columbia Ri
ver Salmon and Oregon fresh
eggs. The menu Itself ts a thing
of beauty, and has real advertis
ing value. The time table for the
month of March also has four
two-color advertisements concern
ing Oregon, where "County Llfo
Is Alluring." The Chicago, Bur
lington and Qulncy and Great
Northern railroads also are fea
turing Oregon products on their
menus this month. Taken all to
gether It would seem that Oregon
Is going to receive some splendid
publicity during the month of
March, and Oregon people should
capitalize It In every way that
they can.
Mating of the A. O. U. W. Mon
day, March 9 at 8 p. m. at the
Moose Hall. We earnestly request
all members to be present. Do not
fall to be there.
GLUYAS WILLIAMS
rrtis cots Biast, guesses Mildred
VDm HEAR, 6EI5 UP AND CLOSES
tO0R HIMSDP . '
POOR IMMEWArtlY OPENS A&AJM
i WILFRED BASHES BACK FOR.
HIS MUSIC,
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