K08E8UR0 NEW.rvt. FHIDY. MAY 1. 192
ARC -W1
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
latued Dilly Except Sundty
B. W. HATKri
BERT O. HATES
rre.ident and Manager
.Secretary-1 reasun"
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THE SPIRIT OF REVOLT.
t.. .;.. f 11 the healthful ambition felt by the youth of to
day in spite of all the money seeking and materialiabc aims
fhere Hi. nuiny idealistic youths who are calling for the removal
of the wrongs that vex the world.
"We wait to war to save the world for democracy, said one
of these young fellows the other day. "They told us that if we
would go in and fight this war, we would clean out the evils that
had oppressed the world, and put human society on a finer basis.
We thought the job was worth while, and we went in and did it.
Millions of the young men gave their lives to realize that ideal.
"Uut now we have found out that we have been most terribly
flim-flammed" he sail Wc did our job well and we finished it
.... Tnt tlm ruilit iriullS and the elder statesmen have iiuoercd the
whole thing and have failed to finish the job that we begun so
well. That is why we are calung lor someimng uuii-ii-ni, .
politics, in religion, and in all aspects of modern life."
n tins for a lonz time seemed strange to the young peop.e
that the wrongs with which the world is filled are tolerated so
complacently. , Our young folks get up in their schools ana col
leges and read their graduating essays, which are full of hopi
n,1 HiiiTtfestion for a better world. They present many good
ideas. Ttiey are laughed at for expecting to reform the world
' over niirht just as soon as they get to running things. 1 et man)
of their ideas are excellent, they have gained them by contact
with leaders of thought, and if put into effivt they would remove
ace lonir wroiiKS.
Even if many of these ideas will not work, it is a splendid
thinir to have all these ardent young natures coming out into lile
Every generation of young people accomplishes positive results
in lifting the world to a higher level, and eacli one succeeds 11
realizing a considerable part of its dreams. .
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SWUNG LOOKS LATEST.
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
On aect. of It bein'
'Lection day
The aaloona were
All Rioted but the
Blind piga . '
Had on eye open.
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DUMBELL DORA THINKS
Botwell Springe it an attachment
tor a flivver.
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Milter Amot Buker who It mayor
of Milo, Oregon, where the lowing of
the cowe it louder tnan me dun,
tende In the following free verte
which we patt on to you free 01
Charge.
Think not proud chief
To thee alone
Are bathing privilege! given
For he who leant
To cleanlinett
May too pottett thit
Gift to heaven
Tho' far removed .
From duity ttreet
Lltten, kind friend,
Thit thot rlngt true
Those living
Even In the ttlckl
May need a bath aa well at YOU.
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A mo. aoDendt the following n. b.
to the pottal: "Bert If thit emmet
me to a vote In the carnival queen
conteit, register one for your little
protege."
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Dull
RADIO KHJ, The Timet, An'
gelea, 395 metere.
May 1512:30-1:15 p. m. Tro
rram prewntinn Floryane Thomp
ton, aoprauo and Claire r'orh'
Crane, concert planlHt; 2:30: 3:J
p. ra. matlnea Diutcale throuirn
rourtety ilarker ilrothere: 6:30
6:45 p. m. ihuhIc memory coniett
by Kltzserald Music company; Uay
liuin Harmon, tenor: 6:4i-7 P- m
Prc;f. Walter Heruo In torlct or
American hlatory; 7-7:30 P m
Children'! program presenting
Wood'a School of Klever Klddiea of
Glendale and Dickie Brandon,
arreen Juvenile; and "I'ncle John
In bedtime stories; S-ll P- m. uiu
alc. May 16 2:30-3:30 n. m. matinee
program: 8-10 p. m. .orweKian pi"
cram through courtesy of Mr.
and.
May 17. 12:30 -1:15 P- m
Program prencntln Seal Wood slide
whist and Charlet Hradsnaw. nanju.
7-7:30 p. tn. Chlldren't program pre
senting Audrey Wood. 8 and Helen
Kalllonzet, 12, pianists, pupils of
Dorothy Casselman: A. T. llabienco,
whisller; Conlee Jones, 11. cellist
and Homer Aschmann. 3 reader; 8
10 p. in. "Itennle" Helen Mackin
tosh, Scottish prima donna.
ItAPIO KC.O. General Electric Com
pany. Oakland, Calif., 313 meters.
May 15 8 p. in. Addre t, "En
lurcing I.lfea Territory," by Rev.
George W. Phillips and musical pro
gram.
May 16 3 p. m. Short musical
program followed by boo greviows
by Wilda Wilton Church.
May 17. 4-6:30 p. ra. Concert
orchestra, St. Krancls holel, San
Kranrisco. Fcrmln Cardona conduct
ing- 8 n. m. KGO Little Symphony
orchestra, Carl Hhodhamel conduct- g
in and Mu Zeta Itho Musical Sor-fl
racitic. san
J,
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Dddge
Brothers Four .
Passenger
Coupe
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4
5
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f i I $?x
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WhatdGm
uate likes!
At no time (n lit Ufo doea a boy w)
more to be welLdreesed than he does a
graduation day. Help bini u accom.
plish hia desire with a new suit.
We have the clotlies that please tfce
ouiiK ineu. The new Loudoi Blue ,t
S37.50
and tho bluo,
b'ack nnd brown
Btrlpo at
Ptocil
S32.50
are very attractive.
i
care. She being hurt In uD auto acci-
dint a few weeks ago. jJ
Geo. Wilcox and family motored to
Tlninherir Sitndal. W
Services were held in the Calapooia ; .
h.fh snnilav. being conducted Dy
Kev. O'Dell of Iloseburg.
Come in and see them
X. X.
pmimnnilfHtHi
Yet, Amos, your etpittle wine you
handfull of votet. And it now
. . n iy nniv. i i)iiti: ui 111c
oumuen urm - . .., , , L-r..is
SKIS junw. ftiti., " '
I hotel dance orchestra of San rran-
Dumbell Dora wat thrown In tho'clsco, Henry llalalead. leader. g
hoosgow today for violatin' the eor-IKADIO KGW , Morning Dregonmn, ;a
rupt practicet act. She told a hat to Portland. Ore.. 493 meters.
Dex Rice on election day and Chief j May 15.-1 2 :3C , p. m . conce tjg
vmnithv with her ! I'ru lilt II u tmnn-n-uit --- - w
Bargains in
FURKH
Better Hbines . Weeh!
Why not make yours a Better Home with
m. Woman's
Kutrh althnunh In I
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candidacy wat forced " employ - - f ..The.a
weak arm of the law and. take i '' M)(, B1 dor.. Dv , Tarkington; S
Dora Into cuttody. After tpertdln half , j. m tram of nan.e J
an hour In the city bastile, the wat , OPOrBe Olson's Metropoli- g
bailed out by Bill Whipple who im-l(lin or(.n(,atra of Hotel Portland, g
mediately took her out tor a oicycie ,prmiin Kenln director: 10 p.
All t!iiii come in seasons, even books. (The nun rcjfulati1
not only the price of ceks ly piicmirngiiiB an ubuiuliince of tlien
in the Hpring; it decides in a most arbitrary fashion that even
human heinua hIiiiII chaiiKe their intereiits with the i-liainciiiK
Fonsoii.s. xsiot only does it reiegaie to me auic sKaues aim nochey
sticks; not only does it change the display of show windows ol
tho stores; it decides quite definitely that with the changing; sea
sons one must think other thoughts and read other kinds of books.
"Spring fever books," suggests an announcement of a library in
one of the big cities; and follows up the suggestion with n list ot
books to none of which anybody would have given the slightest
attention two or three months ago. There are books on bees.
books on botany, books on flowers and fruit culture, nnd books
on shrubs nnd soils. For those who desire a more vigorous pas
time than gardening this reading list suggests books on swim
tiling and tennis, on golt and baseball and li.shmg and camping
and all manner of outdoor sports. In some sly manner a book oi
jiu-jitsu has crept into the list. So also has a book on pugilism.
These are prohuMy intended for readers who wish to carry over
into spring the more vigorous activities of winter. The home
making instinct, always very active in spring, is satisfied with
books on domestic architecture, house decoration and building in
general. Merely as a suggestion that even spring has its annoy
ances the compiler of the list suggests a book or two on insects
This rounds out fairly weil the manifold activities which the com
ing of spring brings w ith it. And all this merely because in the
spring and summer the rays of the sun hit this part of the earth
at a slightly different angle from what they do in the winter.
What a lot of commotion the sun is responsible for! No wonder
that in the infancy of the race there were sun-worshippers. The
sun does pretty well rule man's destinies.
ride to quiet her distracted nervet.
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Canyonvillt it still on the map. Al
tho' "Two Gun" Hopkint handed in
hli star some time ago. the canyon
village it ctill In the limelight and
hat christened their new deputy
"Squirt gun" Fullerton.
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Olsen's orchestra continuing in
dance music from Hotel Portland
with intermission solos by Lillian
Swanson. soprano. !
May IB 12:30 p. m. l'rocram by
I'eck Ilolton's orchestra of the Win
ternnrden; 8:30 p. m. Talk for wom
en by home economics department.
O. A. C; S p. m. Oregon hitn scnooi
Dining Tables
Dressers
Chairs
Cook Stoves
Couch
and some
Fresh New Pillows
that are fine.
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A New Front Porch
An Added Room
A Finished Attic
A Dutch Kitchen
A Sun Porch
A Sleeping Porch
China and Linen Closets
A Fireplace
Trellisea
A Breakfast Nook '
Hardwood Floors
Plenty of Windows
1 1 Page Lumber '& Fuel Compaq
ROSEBURG, OREGON
55 New line of l'ocknt
o.tiery. a nRnrnunn UHwn
TEK MP
The Ump. Ch'ft ree'd their blankett
today which waa very timely at
Lather Barnes hat been compiainin
of the cold, nights.
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The ttrawberry carnival holdt
forth three daye next week and on the
seventh day we'll all rest.
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All of the candidates were atandin'
around today with a wise look on
their mugt.
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There will be no rest for the Newt-
Review gjng tonight when the elec
tion returns start and hot dawg but
it's thrillin'.
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Just at Jack Crafton had affixed
hit golf trophy belt buckle along
comet Charlie Lockwood and forcet
him back to suspenders.
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Mister Goo returned from the me
trop today wearin' a straw del by
which it different than most of 'em
in the village and which he can't hang'
on a hook without Tear ol navin- u
stolen.
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j debating league in final debate for Talll(. t uliery, Paring Knives,
championship
Muy 17. 3 p
Cheap
Kf uii.l lluli-lipi KniveH
m Children's pro- V
gram ith story by Aunt Nei : in p. a Granlteware for Camping W
m. (leorge Olaen a Hotel roruaiiu g
Jtetropoiiian ori iiemra. ,i... Twn Snlenii rlWinl n
ItAIUO Kl'O. Hale llrothers. Inc.. S 1 WO OpienUld V lOtins
San Francisco. 423 meters. 'g
May 15. 1-2 p. m. Rudy Selger's g
Fairmount hotel orchestra broad- S,
cast by wlro telephony; 2:30-3:30
matinee program inrter manage-!g
ment of Mrs. May Clarke Hums; S,
8-1 n p. m. Progrum under direction y
of P. II. Ward; 10-11 p. m. Maxjg
Praiirield's Palace hotel band.
Mav 16 2:30-3:30 p. m. matinee i
of American music under direction
nr John Manning.
Mav 17. 2:311-3:3(1 p. m. Man
ne Marks' orchestra of New Shang
hai cafe: 3:311-5:30 p. m. Pance mu- A
sic. by Art Weiilner and his band v 3-8 N- Jackson St. Phone 541-J
In regular Saturday night program
at arms went to Hull Seef- r
larre field ot candidates nni1
Lynn Ueckluy, Lyman ButntiA
ford Cooper, Harry HelliwrH itl
Hunt. Odyne Mathews, BaiMl
Cyril Nichols, Guy I'errln. M
iupp and liwreuco Sharp.
Sec us for real savins
on an thing you waul.
Auction Sales Our Specialty.
See Us for Dates
Physician Surpritd
"Ilearlnir of Home good re'il
Mnyr's Wonderful W
n RADABAUGH & PA1TERSCN 1
n- A 4"
vucuon nouse
In a rettiTi match with the Myrtle
Creek high school team the Iloseburg ; the use of
high school tennis team defeated the' I decided to try it on a cbrraM
former n avers in both doublo anil of indigestion nnd gastritis l'
single sets. Louis Miles, captain ' ot; forested in. Alter the tirst M
the local team, won the single match! patient was relieved of gsi 'lA
ensllv and nlaved with Robert Gilo In and was soon able to eut radL
tho ilmihie nnirh Ttnih cnrte.inntK many things he ti ml not an
were fast and excentionallv well nlav-l years." It removes tht citinM
,i . -i i .,i., cons from tlie intestinal trad
aiiuys ine lniiKniinaiieu n
stomach, nver
at Knlrmouni hotel .wttn neiinie
Herman, Jimmy Raymond and Har
rv Hume, KO trio, tinging in Inter
missions.
OAK GROVE BRIEFS.
If these thinjr keeps on, a comtnmi salutatiun when two wo
men meet will be: "llowdedn, have you killed your husliand ot?"
alan-
(Io;it Rlands as a cure for .senility seem to have lvn
doned, probaMy becau.se there is tmi much "buttinjr in" now.
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l'.alls niaile from newspapers and soael in kerosene are sjiid
to be a substitute for coal. Now is the time to subscribe.
J. C. Hamilton it marketing some
I fine Httawberi-i these days. He is
i shipping most of them to Portland.
Mia. S. IV Coif, ent to Corvallis
The Salt Creek tchooner wat dock- Friday where sho spent mothers day
ed down by the Deer Creek livery j w ith her son Hubert, who is attending
Darn today and candidates detirin' j schixil there and from there she ex
oassaoe on the boat should, make peels to go to Newport to visit her
early reservations.
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Pres. Coolidge vetoed the toldjer
bonus yettiddy which cheated ye ed.
out of a retngerator for the back
porch thit tummer,
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On acct. of this bein' 'lection
brother.
Walter Cook lost a Rood horse Sun
day, it died from eating squirrel poi
son. Mr. nnd Mrs Ford Tarks left for
Pieir home in Maho Thursday. They
have been vNiiing Mrs. Parks' pur-
I rntr.. Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Hamilton
day the past ten da s
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Few married couples live together long enough any more to
find out whether they are adapted to each other.
o-
IVdestrians should remember that there are traffic rules for
them as well as for automobile drivers.
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Iwl I'l'lill mini liil It 'I iii r H '" ",". i io m. mien. it ti
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BIDS WANTED
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fl ill ink. " ih!
"iiinl ('iiHs,pn fr t-tfir JuU
h ti nii.-n. A;inN t t-' mat!.- M.i.
i. Nl n ui.i b- o. f.-i on -iwtr;i;
en. ; i.-ntv i-r j ( ., Tho nun
litl!l.t p-sfrxoM n l.i r.;.t
ti vr nil b .!v yr luftht-r (ui-uu
U. v.nA UH-.,t!m of lli n. ru :.ti-!4
rt. l- K K 1 in. miNt '. u
the chief of p'hee wort his
vhich mJde him a rcglar
clothes dick.
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Creetm' a feller on the mam t?m
.tu then tJkin' the friendliness outa
the salutation by slappin' him a dirty
on on the nape of his. neck, is one
viy to make ourelf disjustin'.
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"Land of milk and honey"
Th.it s Mht some folks
Call this place.
But who in heck wants
Milk and. honey
Whjt g,rl want
Is SILK and MONEY.
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Roses, roses everywhere
And not a drink in sight.
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Ye ed. went into a Joint the other
dv end orctertd a "strawberry sur
Prse and when we got trie dessert
it hjd a couple scrawny strawoernrs
on top and some tapioca junk and we
wr surprised and we guess that s
where the strawberry surprise comes
in.
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derby ; Srwntl from here nttrnlMl the
plain, ti'Hck nuMt m Oitklanil Satunlav.
j Juhn Kict?"l nf Suthorlin tlarasze.
j nf Suttit rlin donionititattDc tht1
Star Car In tint vlclntiy Thursday.
Mr?. Carrif Murston anil chihlron
and M.!s Kmh!. Car v or Urtinilifm
nnd Unuciiior I frothy vifltrd at iho
liuino of Wilox Mnndv pvt-ninc.
Mr. and Mr- Claude t.off spi nt
Sunday tn Sinlnrlin.
Mr and Mr. Wayne Goodman of
Koot hiiri: v i' rallors at tho home of
C, S H.imlltnn Sunday.
Mr. a'5 I Mr. Claud Goff worn cal
lMs ut th Si-- rd home Sundav von
l!ir. Mrs. V. vtv Vmnlmnu rturnt-!
SALAD DAYS
ARE HERE
We make them to Perfection to
Your Order at
The Douglas Grill
A nice quiet place to dine whrp
the Hervic j-nd trod ia of tho
hihii timtlily and the pries
very roaor.alile. Wo take a r. al
p'-r.onal imcrcst in the disirea
of t'vory pue.t.
W. R. WARNER, MCr.
rhil!t- Tkii vittrir nnt 1 1 n pfwul
,.,.'; k.k nJ prartically all
f imit; wi uuui tiuvi inw ji'i.n- ,,. n i.w.litilin.' 1'
burs iilay.-rs a hot race. f'"' """" '"'-'
; cilia.- One dose will tum-
A jniouey refunded at all dmspsi
WOMEN'S COTTON HOSE : o
TtpnienibHr when you want plain ' Speeder Fined
cotton, lisle, or mercerized hose, that! K. S. Wills, a resident of lit
Carr's have a big; line of quality hoso, of California, was fined itce
at reasonable nrieea. Our hosiery i th iiiati,o .nmt nn iwo charts1
volume Is Inereasine all the timo h-i tiled unlltv to a churce
cause wo pive good value for your and operating a car wilnoW 1
money. Carr's.
to her ho'-i Manday from
where th w.ih under Ihc
When it torrtt to vottn' about I
' icmi Qut can do it to mark an X.'
Oakland
d'H tor's M
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i Z--' CATALOG S
Ql Hpi'Si "sftJSr I
i k ' i i ' s
in i a i t:
5 oecona Annual
Free
Salmon Bake
AT GUN CLUB
GROUNDS
On Gardtn Valley Road
SUNDAY, MAY 13
Two Traps in
Act icn All Day
M'n handi
Si.c,::,l
onnv
ELECTS OFFICERS
Off.cert For Next Yea.-'t Council
Chosen in Election Yesterday
To Be Installed Scon.
I'erv.nlim politics culminated, n
the Inch K hcol at lesst. with the
coiir.'iiix of tin, votes in the election
held hv the student body association
which fele.-ted Its off iters for next
yen-. The Fleet ion wes a heated affair
with nl! can.'idiitea holding a i,nvv
haikini: and with pome of :hn niYi.
eh.selv roi.t--ted. A coiapl. te change
of oifl.-ers w,w ma.ie. and the new
s:aff if to be installed soon for next
, :r's w rl'.
I'aul C,r,!,l,
i!. n of t! . ,
er a license. Tha cum oi
laled thirty dollars.
wen the race f,ir presl-
th lari- as his Mr 0;,IOTn,.nt.
la;r ml..r and Day Jo.t w.-re Hie
'l'.-r rati.t;dat.-s for th.. office The
'.. o. 'rr i.-iry went to Klva
li. l Ml
dovre
We.
flee
s. h
Wei
I he
V Kni
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r. Her '
n. hii.r. s:
resH.i.-it,i
a iint Th
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n and !,. :
on 0:e Tr.i;i
e on I) h-rs
feme and fh.H fr, in tin
ouvthini n w.
N..rn..,n
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Ihe t'ff,.
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Clli'ia h.
i.v! I."'.
car.'
r noii'in-'M for thit of-
rinn N, Si (-.,.. ., ,,.
a Kohlhas.-n and N,.ia
s' J'.ld'l was ilerle.l In
position of treasurer
im.i ti!:,:. t..i, jx,tus
I K.eiaiar.L!... Harold
"I lea-.:. T!i" place
'' in was tai-. n hv
.' o;h. r andi'laien
'ii". Inm 1'i-uj,,,,,. an,i
Whh.un KnP.ht won
'.lore vce-presi-f.
firvell.. Mr.
Truman .liunvan
'; d 'j-,. o'i-er
Kii,:aheth
cf
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V Petty,
;ci r if.
for th
t - Shellt on the C-ewra K , ' V"" ,'l'r,"i '"'Inisn vice-
I 4 p ri'i"-"r !!h K'"'"-"' Vir.t..n. Mrl
K K.SXC.yy.-;' her nT" f' J rl '1ri""'
''' " ' I". si f ft recant
i mi
hecaiist sleep do -s n-; '
tal tinn n:M liAis-i '- l
atlll tries to In'erptv
and niemorleK. a'l ' j
our dreams. Tire'!. Mil-
and miiHcha w ake P "'
hrin them Its n i
tor strenuouj " rrl" " ,.
Ituhbinc Alcohol i-
1 l.i.jI. ,,.n lr. i"r
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r.u.m n uiilerdi'l
roso-fvaeraot hr.iin aI;rf
One of 2 '0 l'ar
ft hn-.r.th nnd l
item the host thai
-an piu'luiM.
NATHAN
.ieoil.in'' '
.ret f J
. sift-;
FULLER