ROSEBURQ NEWS-REVIEW, TUESDAY. APRIL 29, 1924.
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ROSEBURG, OREGON,
LOOKING FOR
When people complain because it is difficult to get enough
intelligent young men to enter the trades calling for manual la
bor, they might reflect that the principal reason is because of the
intense ambition of these young men. It is commonly said that
young men won't enter many of these trades, because they do not
want to get their hands dirty, or they are afraid to soil their
clothes, or they do not think that such trades give a fellow a good
social position. But one refuses to believe that the masses of
young Americans have so little common sense. Probably the big
reason why young fellows shy out at many of those trades, is that
they think that there is not much chance to rise. .They prefer
jobs where there is a good chanco of promotion. It is noted for
instance, that plenty of young fellows will go into the automobile
and electrical trades, since they feel that those occupations do of
fer good chances for advancement. They often get all covered
with grease and oil in garages, for instance, yet they have the
feeling that the automobile trade is one with many chances to go
ahead, so they rush into it in spite of all the dirty work that has
to be done. These fellows are mistaken if they think that the or
dinary mechanical trade offers no
to put a fellow on any trade where ability and effort and intelli
gence will not count and help him get ahead. But to make any oc
cupation attractive to the multitude of young men who today have
had a fair education and are reading and thinking, some doors of
opportunity must be opened to them. You must show them that
there is a chance for a hard working and earnest fellow to get on.
Host young men nowadays will put up with dirt, if you can show
them there is a chance to climb and make something of themselves.
THE SCHOOL
A writer on educational problems says that parents resist in
creases in school taxes and hinder rather than help the schools
only because they do not see an immediate material return from
the investment in education. Such an attitude, he shows, will re
act against the very material progress such persons hope for.
"Just consider," says this writer, "the colossal folly of build
ing up great and wealthy communities with paving and sewer and
water systems, with telephone, gas, electricity and street cars,
with communications by land and water perhaps even by air, and
yet failing to train in the most effective way possible those who
must manage it all !"
Fortunately for the future of the land, not all parents and
not even all business men make the mistakes about which he com
plains. Many parents frankly admit that schools today are better
than they were a generation ago, and they do all in their power to
cooperate in continued improvement. The sad fact that the na
tion spends far more money annually for candy and tobacco than
it does for education is somewhat
est In education and by the discovery among the many frills that
have been experimented with in
fine innovations over which foresighted parents rejoice as much
as do forward-looking educators.
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It is said that many business
what waiting attitude, postponing their commitments to some
extent until the political conventions are out of the way. Then
they feel they can make a closer forecast of the financial weather.
People who are hesitating from such motives, however, might
well consider that nothing the United States will do in a political
way is ever likely to produce any prolonged difficulties. There is
an undertone of sound sense in our people that holds them back
from extremes. Certain advanced philosophers may announce
very radical projects, but the mass of the people hold back from
such enterprises because they are so vague. The average man
wants something clearly defined before he goes into it. Before
leaping, he wants to know what the ground is on which he is go
ing to land. Even when radical people get into office, the neces
sity of securing the cooperation of the business community usual
ly holds them back from anything very extreme.
o
Addressing the Daughters of the American Revolution a few
days ago, President Coolidge urged them to go to the polls and
vote, also to use their influence to preserve and improve the in
stitutions of the country. The woman who is burdened with her
nousewoi'K ana care 01 ciiikiren.
1 .. . .
political nu-etiiifrs and fitudy politics. Also the lady who poos in
for society doings may think that a political speech is mighty dull
business compared with dancing or card playing. Hut the women
who do study politics will find a new world of interest, and learn
that the conflicts in the political arena are as thrilling as any
novel.
o
A calendar of 1.5 months
think it means one more set of monthly lil
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Congress is reminded that it was not established to promote
oratory contests, but to get work done.
o
Some of the time the boys put in holding hands should be
put in to holding the handles of hoes.
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Kudyard Kipling was regarded as dull and lazy by his teachers-
He got over his laziness.
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Another great unsolved mystery is why a fly never goes out
through a hole in a screen. I
president aud MiinaKur
Secretary-Treasurer
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or marcn a,
TUESDAY, APRIL 20, 1934.
OPPORTUNITY.
opportunity. It is pretty hard
INVESTMENT.
softened by the growing inter
recent years, of a number of very
men are now taking a some
may say .she has no time to attend,"'' by this coiyum on the for-!
" - - vi ino Dllicr Dai-
is favored. Some neonlo will
people
but no more paydays.
I iwnA .11 IIU, 3 I
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
Ths roses are bloomin'
The strawberries are
Gettln' redder
And folks it's
Beglnhin' to look
Like the carnival
Is join' to be a
Humdinger.
&
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
Garlic Is ths nam of an opera
singer.
ts
MAN'S INHUMANITY
We didn't like the trailing kind.
We said 'twould spread disease;
We flout the ones they're wearing
now
The ones up to their knees.
We didn't like the one with hoops,
It keeps us too far off;
And when they wore ths "hurtle"
kind
Again we men did scoff.
The "slit" one we could never bear,
We said It looked risque;
And when they wore the "X-ray""
kind,
Of course, we dubbed them "gay."
They've worn them long,
they've
worn them short.
They've worn them narrow, wide.
They've worn them loose, they've
worn them full,
They've worn them tight as hide.
They've worn them thick,
worn them thin.
they've
They've worn them ruffled, plain;
But I'm compelled by truth to state.
Each one brought down disdain.
I think they've worn them every way. I
That human bin eou p , ,
H."eh. t.n I d
Has been condemned by man!
I
The Klwsnia nana, staaed a little)
soup-broadcasting at noon today.
l. k. i.'
The boosters l tagoered to their
respecuve nra.. ...t
Just as we had rolled up the hose
and
Innit hark will' for JUDe
Pluvlus to do his stuff we
had to
turn the ol' meter on agin.
!
The various carnival queen contes
tants have beseeehed ye ed. of Prunes
to take up their campaign ana. to
use this great coryum in their behalf
but owin' to the fact that we carry
very little life Insurance and no lia
bility protection we refrain from
commenting on the contest other
than statin' that as yet we have not
decided as to who would look better
as the reignin' monarchess of this
vast empire.
A coupla new damsels In the vil
lage today made many a feller late to
dinner.
Naughty things shock the pure In
heart and. bore the hard-boiled. Only
the middle class gets that delightful
thrill.
Life Is a mirror in which many a
man is ashamed to look himself in
the face.
New York minister says legs were
made for show. If that is true most of
the girls are living up to what the
lower limbs were made for.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT?
Farming Is an aggravating life a
mess of trouble, stress and strife;
If you have shekels by the score,
your friends will gladly lend you
more.
But If, by chance, you haven't any,
you'll find you cannot get a
penny;
Even the hens will lay a heap,
when eggs are plentiful and
cheap
I'll tell the world it's gosh darned
queer
They aiway. quit when egg, are Oa,
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A rag man came to the house the
other day and asked the Mrs. if she
had any old rags. "Yes." she replied.
"But my husband makes me wear
them."
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Sheik and thou shalt find.
The gypsies have moved on to Green
er na.liir.. ,. . .u.
tune tellers.
"t-i.s j, Cuss.
"When a feller Iroks at a cherry
tree nowadays he wonders how many
gallons are in it."
i Ae.--lst.'il rr,'M l.eam-d Wire 1
WASHINGTON. April 2. -S. n
a'or l'ouien of Michigan went un
der the surgeon's knife at Jolin
Hopl ins hospital today for the re
nioval of a long standing affection
f the gall bladder. Me has ben
ul the Itunplial for the hint to
weeks preparing fur the operation.
BEFORE WIN DEPT.
(Associated Press Irfssed Wire.)
WASHINGTON, April 28. Three
i former cabinet members and four
(senators, all democrats, were listed
by Secretary Weeks in a report to the
sonato todav as having appeared
I either In person or through their law
firms In cases before the war ueparc-
ment within two years after their re
tirement from office nad since Janu
ary 1. 191S. The cabinet members
named were William O. McAdoo, A.
Mitchell Palmer and Thomas W. Greg
ory, and the senators were J. Hamil
ton Lewis, of Illinois; Hoke Smith, of
Georgia: Christie Bennett, of houtn
Carolina and Wlliard Sulsbury, of
Delaware. The secretary also listed
the following members of the house.
Burton Sweet, Ohio, republican.
W. B. Jamleson, Iowa, republican.
C. C. Carlln, Virginia, democrat.
J. T Watklns, Louisiana, democrat
T. J. Ryan, New York, democrat.
J. C. Ogden, Kentucky, republican.
G. B Currio, Michigan, republican.
J W. Wood, Iowa, republican.
Oocrated on For
Appendicitis
Funeral Arrangements to Be
Announced Later.
Many times, no doubt, you have
een the above headlines In your
newspapers. Very often it has told
of some friend suddenly stricken with
dread appendicitis. The newspapers,
however, neglected to state that ap
pendicitis Is usually Drecedod bv
Blonlacn trouble. They don't toll you
that the afflicted person Buffered fre
quent attacks of heartburn long be
fore he went to the hospital.
While heartburn Is nn tjilwAvs a
lnf,,raMi ,,,.
, warn, g0nethng ,8
wron' m many case, it results
from lnd,Be8ti0Di whlch lg one of tne
predisposing causes of appendicitis.
If you suffer from a burnlne. enaw-
ing sensation In the stomach, exces-
sive gas, sour stomach, nausea or
other distress after eatmg, go at once
obta)n g botU(j Qf 8Hh Btob
M A a th(J guaratlteed 8t0mach
I treatment, harmless liquid rids the
stomach of catarrhal mucus, allays
"uiumonuu, ileitis untnuuu uuu
cleanses the bowels of poisonous
waste matter. Price $1.25. Money
back If the first bottle does not re
lieve. Nathan Fullerton Store will
supply you. Mall orders accepted.
(Associated Press Leased Wire.)
LONDON, April 29. J. II. Thom
as, the colonial secretary announced
in the house of commons today that
as no settlement by agreement was
possible the boundary between
northern Ireland the remainder of
Ireland must be determined in ac
cordance with article XII of the An-
gio-irisn treaty. This article pro
vides for the establishment of a
boundary commission.
LONDON, April 9. The note
which, according to several Dublin
reports, the Irish free state govern
ment has sent to Great llritain re
quiring immediate stnbilizement of
the boundary commission will, it is
believed force the London govern
ment to take a definite step bring
ing thin HdnVAI-niia not). lam tn ll.n
front.
The sequel to such a move Is
likely to tax the statesmanship of
the administration to the utmost un
less some ground of agreement ran
be found and of this there is said to
be little hope in London, Dublin or
Belfast.
Some of the correspondents In
Dublin and some of the political
commentators predicted civil war
In Ireland If the commission Is set
up and awards to the Free State
7. 'ZZort
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JAP BALL TEAM
(Ansoclated I'reJs Lensed Wire.)
COIIVAU.IS. April 29. Oroeon
Atrirulturnl College shut out the
Meipi I'niversity baseball nine in a
j gnme played here yesterday. 7 to 0.
(The same was close until tho sev-
t .... nan i msc Ulllll 1IIU
I rnlh 'nnlng. when the Ja-..-...
pitche.r weakened.- and hc--.
apanese
AggJes
ord 4 runs, in addition to 3 nl-
ready chalked up.
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Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Cilihort left
j this morning for Medford where
iney win make their future home.
;Mr. Gilbert's headquarters have
.been rhansed from lioseburg to that
city. They hnve many friends here
I w ho r. tret their departure lo the
l.oouihcrn citv.
Makes a Fine
Wall j
Let us tort you about!
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Churchill j
Hdw. Co.
P. S. Has been a re-1
cent drop in price, j
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"1 IMOMuV
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A quality cigarette
at a quantity price
aristocratic flavor
at a democratic cost.
LIVES OF EIGHT
Associated Press Leased Wire.)
LAMBERTON. N. Y.. April 29.
The lives of eight persons were
saved by a collie dog when the farm
house of Leslie S. Morrison burned
to the ground early today. The
dog sacrificed Its own life.
Morrison was awakened by the
dog tugging at the bed clotlfes to
find the house In flames. With the
help of his wife and his cousin.
James Morrison, he carried five
children, ranging In age from three
to nine years, to safety. Two of them
had been overcome by smoke.
The dog's body was found in the
debris.
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SPEED CABLEGRAMS
(Assortnted Press Lensed Wire 1
WASHINGTON. April 29. Ulti
mate 'attainment of a "speed and ac
curacy unthougtit of at present," In
ocean cable transmission through
the adaption of electro vacuum
tubes for cable as well as radio com
munications was predicted today at
the annual meeting of the Nation
al Academy of Sciences here by Ma-Jor-General
George S. Squier, retir
ed, an Inventor and former chief
Blgnal officer of the United States
army.
Experiments already made
through adaption of radio mechan
isms to the "sub-audio band of fre
quencies" In ocean cable work, Gen
eral Squier said, have resulted al
ready In nutrked progress. The work
has been done in connection with
the new Seattle-Ketchikan, Alaska
army cable in the laboratory of Wil
liam M. Ilruce, Jr., at Springfield,
Ohio, he said, and by the bureau of
standards in Washington with army
signal corps funds.
NATIONAL REPUBLICAN
ASSAILED IN SENATE
(Associated Press Leased Wire.)
WASHINGTON. April 2S The Na
tional Republican was assailed today
in the senate by Senator Ashurst,
democrat, Arizona, In connection with
its publication of a statement by At
torney General Stone that Indictment
of Senator Wheeler, by a federal Jury
In his own state, was justified.
Reading a published denial by the
attorney-general that he had made
any such statement. Senator Ashurst
said he feared that the article pub
lished In the National Republican
stated what the publishers of that
paper wished to be the case and not
" ' "nn urn n.iiini mail.
CON&RATUIATES HIMSEXP
OM HW1M6 EATEN UCHT ftT
WON. LOCKS LIKE THIS I.
601N6 TO BE A REAL.
6L0W0OT
BJfSVES THAT EVERYONE
B'JT Hir.SCLT HAS BEEN
MRvTP WITH THE TlbH CO'JUjt
TONOfifY v,'ITR Of TltE
OVERSHjHT ,
Tu'RNS IN TIME 15 SEE
V..MTER. VAUiSH.'No WITH
Plate an: demands its
tccturn -mc wasnt
throu6h, drat it
The World At Its Worst ' By cluyaswillw
Trying To Get Enough At A Banquet
l-JV.tga'. I J-A7fr-i TC 7 V.i
n 'd!MA r-, a n aB
T - TV mm it T sBw.
STOMACH TROUBLE
But Alkrr P. r r
S. D., Turned to Tanlac .j
Regained His Strength.
"If a medicine has ever complete
changed a man. I am that man and
TANLAC the medicine. I have been
so thoroughly rebuilt that I don't 1.
or feel like the same person? ,e
str king statement of Allien onn
Dakota " f CaMon'
"Ten years of stomach trouble Dull I
ed me down o 1 . 0 Pin-
work time after .rme! VerVusnS
kidney and bladder disorders X
liver bursting headaches, sleepless ,
and loss of appetite all contributed to
my misery aud my complexion was
yellowlBh, my eyes darkly circled niv
tongue coated, and what I lacked of
being a total wreck wasn't much.
"An operation was suggested as
m?viniyr.h.P! f. recover'. but I took
TANLAC instead and now my health
is of ths best. I haven't an ailment
eat anything, sleep well and my
weight has gone up twenty-three
nounds. I hflvft n w-l.l n . .
un.l ... ......... wtMO TAN'l ACu.
well and strong I am looking. Lan- umgsristt. Acceot noT 1
guage la too weak to express my gratl-l40 mlu'on bo'Uo Zl
tude to TANLAC. IU merits are be-
" - cici.uuuv iuiis m hi.u ---.v n in Mu .
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(Associated Press Leased Wire )
WASHINGTON, April 28. The nn.
ate today approved an amendment to
the revenue bill Increasing the corpo-1 ZtihI w 1
ra on tax from 12, to 14 per cent. I nl,,! " '
itepeal ot the tax on telephone and 'guard at ih,l'
telegraph messages, ordered by the I The wrecks i
house, was approved by the senate in I been eonh,. 1 ,l v"-
rejecting a committee amendment.
which would have restored this levy to
the revenue bill.
Announcement was made by. Sena-
1.,. i.iu.., ,,unn Carolina, ranking (Awoclitrt Prai Uwr.
thHt the minority would offer later a , , ? A ita l"
substitute proposing a graduated tax 0 , ' ilusim,
in place of the flat levy. j sanitarium ht, Hii
. n nay suspended bainr,
WEDIUXG CK1UCMONY MONDAY ln hl room' rtn
mmseii. AiieDiiKKia
E. C. Llndgren and Lucile Nick-I 8Uflerin8 ' B
ens were united in marriage Monday, na(i Been hJe
afternoon at four o'clock at the Hap-' " '
list parsonage, Kev. Caldwell read
ing the ring ceremony ln the pres
onoe of a few friends and relatives'
of the contracting parties. Thel
bride was formerly n rnniHent nr '
I.nnklnir r.ln anri te 11.... I. ' broUKUt by VttaHtlt
employed as fireman by the South- Permanent the krl
em Par l fnmnanv Thnv tvlll r n-'
side on Military street. j Pan' from disiui-aitaa.
GOVERNMENTS AGREE
UPON REPARATIONS
(Associated Press Leased Wire.)
PARIS. April 28. France and Bel-
glum today reached a complete accord JKCi'SEsHSffi!
un iDH course 10 oe laKen Dy me iwo
governments as their part in putting $ QfrnWDrTrlQ
the reparation experts' recommenda- W sJlTaWUV""
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biuu imu t;ii;i.i. m . 1 A L
As a result of today's decision taken f We are in tntlto-'-1
at a conference between t'remier
Theunis and Foreign Minister lly- ,J
mans of Belgium and Premier Poin- V
care of France, the two governments
will separately endeavor to reach a
similar agreement with Oreat Britain g
nfler which the final untangling of the g
reparation snarl will be attempted ln J
a general auieu conference.
The conference developed Into a a
. highly Important consultation on the A
whole subject of the pledges to be de- ,?j,-r,j,xIi335BK5
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