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ROSEBURQ NEWSREVIEW, THURSDAY, MARCH H. 1924.
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ROSEBURQ, OREGON,
EARLY OREGON ROMANCE.
A romance of early Oregon, in which the principals were
the poet, Joaquin Miller, and Minnie Dyer, also an Oregon writer,
was related recently by Professor John B. Horner to his Oregon
history classes at the Oregon Agricultural college.
"Joaquin Miller was first known in literary circles as Giles
Gaston, and Minnie Dyer as Minnie Myrtle," said Professor
Horner.
"They were contributors to the Eugene Review of which
Miller was manager. In response to an editorial request, she
gave him her name and address. An invitation to her home was
accepted.
"Along the trail to the Dyer home the poet saw a boy chop
ping wood in a Coquille forest. The boy was attracted by the rug
ged face of the rider, made more commanding by a ready weapon
strapped to his side, and by a dauntless, dare-devil expression.
The boy was Binger Hermann, who later became congressman
from Oregon and United States land commissioner at Washing
ton. "Upon arriving at Port Orford late Thursday afternoon, the
poet, mounted on his charger and costumed in frontier garb, met
Miss Dyer for the first time. To her he was graceful. To him
she was beautiful. Cupid, therefore, plied his art easily.
"Sunday morning a shy young judge made one of his regular
calls. He was met at the door by Miss Minnie and her new
friend. , Upon introducing her two suitors to each other, she dis
appeared. Whereupon Mr. Miller said, 'Judge, I'll have a word
with you, sir. Miss Minnie and I are to be married in a few mo
ments, and you are to have the honor of performing the cere
mony.' "Marrying another fellow to one's own best girl was a legal
procedure with which the timid judge was unfamiliar. But as
soon as he regained his poise the judge performed the ceremony,
which was as awkwardly done as it was embarrassing to himself.
"The three-day courtship of Joaquin Miller with his gifted
Minnie Myrtle was followed by the customary honeymoon. Later
there was a long storm during which it seemed as if a thousand
fond hope3 would be shipwrecked. But one day, in after years,
the storm ceased. The sky was again serene. It seemed more
beautiful than ever, for a reconcilation had finally been affected.
They were happy in each other once more, and beneath the sky
stood the poet waving a last farewell to his bride of the sea, as
she was sailing out across the bar."
Crimes committed by former service men following the war
are chargeable in many instances to effects of combat, and to
hasty discharge from service, according to Wm. J. Keville, United
States marshal. Keville's statement was made during a hearing
conducted by the state legislative committee on military affairs,
on the bill proposed by the American Legion for a survey of cases
of all ex-service men in Massachusetts prisons. The bill as pre
sented is based on findings of the national organization that
many such men now in penal institutions should be given mental
treatment as a result of their war disabilities. "One of the mis
takes of this war," declared Keville, "was that the men were dis
charged so soon after the struggle. They should have been kept
in service until physically and mentally right to take their places
in the community. Many of these men have come out into civil
life and have gone wrong and the majority of these who havl
done so because of the effects of their service. You can't teach a
man viriousness and expect to bring him back to a normal state of
mind with the stroke of a pen," he concluded.
The Standard Oil company is to bo commended for taking the
first step to do away with advertising signs on the main high
ways of the state. Realizing the big board signs detract from the
natural beauty along the highways the company has ordered them
removed. This is being done at no small expense, taking into
consideration the initial cost of construction, and shows a spirit
of progressiveness that should be emulated by other concerns
that have taken advantage of this method of advertising. The
example set by the Standard Oil company to eliminate those
things that detract from the state's natural beauty spots along
the highways is the first concrete step for currying out a pro
gram that has long been a matter of more than ordinarv imnor-
tance in the minds of the people,
oi mucii uniavorable comment
natural beauty.
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A third party is in formation
lioiinl convention June J7, w ith a
"I'ublie ownership, govenimont banking and public control of all,
natural resources and restoration of civil liberties guaranteed Iv ,
the constitution," and a few other planks designed to get the'
voter.
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If the farmer waits for the government to lift him out of his
predicament there won't be much to lift when his turn comes.
Most of the agriculturists will be playing a harp or shoveling fuel
before congress even gets under headway to do those things that
it had been expected to do months
The bal ance of power is the
pay your monthly bills.
.prealdant and Manager
Becretary-Treasurer
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entitled to the um lor republuation
sot oilierwls erdliwt In ton pacv
All rlshta ot republication ol ipecia
1920, at the pout office at Roseburg
of March 1, 1S7.
THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 1924.
and one that has been the cause
by those interested in Oregon s
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with the idea of holding a na
plat form soniotliinir like this
ago.
balance left in the bank after you'
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BY BERT 6 BATES
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
The Happy Canyon
Rip Roarln'
Mine camp
Opena up in
Full blast
Tonight and
We hope they
Don't get
The chief of police
Drunk.
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
A hoae cart la a wagon they deliver
hosiery In.
' Ol' Eol wil out today openln' up
the fruit buds and dryin' moat of the
washin's in the village.
The Slippery Gulch dance hall at
the armory tonight bare no holta and
many of the catch-as-Ketch-can ar
tiste will be there.
FOOLISH QUESTION NO. 7 7
Mrs. Newlywed: "I'll take thla pair
of pajamas, and charge them please."
Clerk: "Who are they fori"
Mrs. Newlywed (hotly) "My hus
band, of course."
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Too often experience is what one
geta when he ia looking for some
thing else.
Telephone company has issued In
structions to subscribers aa to how
to call a number. But what really is
needed is Instructions on how to get
an answer when you do call.
The fellow who operates a llmbur.
ger factory isn't bothered by people
sticking their noses In his business.
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A fellow who isn't willing to work'
to help himelf, isn't worth helping,
and a fellow who prefera crime to
honest labor deserves no mercy when
he gets caught. Too much sentimen
tality over the hardened criminals Is
partly the cause of the Increase in
crime.
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
If the landlord don't get us
The income tax must.
MISUNDERSTOOD
Grocer (to wife) "I'll have to
have this twitching eye of mine taken
care of. Every time I wait on a man
customer, the first thing I know he
winks at me, and says, 'Don't care If
I do.'
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A hick town is a place where the
man who carries a cane is a guest in
the community.
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All of the cow-punchers and those
who never kicked a cow are bor
rowln' chaps for the Days of '49 blow-
out tonight and we wonder If any' of
the bow-legged damsels will be wepr-4
in- divided skirts.
A team of bosses was noticed on
Jackson at. this a. m. and aeveral of
the youngor generation who had not
seen these strange animals followed
the apectacle for two blocks.
On acct. of the prune surplus In
the county thie colyum cuts the
agony short today.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
She took It over to Happy Canyon
Now look at the damned thing.
A feller with an extra growth ot
sagebrush on hla chin dropped into
the village today and as he was
wearin' horned-rimmed glasses It wan
rumored around that he might be a
strange doctor in town.
"Some fellers are so dern stingy
they are afraid to sit down for fear o'
wearin' out the seat of their pants."
Strengthens Weak Eyes
OM fashioned camphor, wltrhhurcl
Ilvorwrs";,';V.j?Rth"n
mixed In Ijivnpiik
tiens eves anil
lioves any cave weak, strained
or
(sore eyes. Acts surprisingly quick
I Aluminum eye cup free. N. Fullerton
druggist.
SEVERAL WILL
1 ATTEND CONVENTION
A m,mhr of pronilPn, ,,.
' the Daughters of the Ameri
':?:'V',i,,n!,'ft. ,,lis,'"ornin '.',r
I Mate rpiivpt'tinn of the organization
hiih convenes there at one thirty
today, closing Saturday. An inter
esting program has been planned for
Iho t-nm tuition. Mrs. William Hell,
state regent. Mrs. A. C. Sowershv. ol
Ki'iilio. a delegate, Mi-s Agnes lirin
s'ed, a delegate, and Mr. A. F.
Seiner, stale Herniary, left by auto
in itvlc for Eugene this morning. Mrs
(Wuhan Smirk. state chaplain, ami
Mr. tleoigo E. Hotiek went by train
' today.
See the King family
fuim.
on a chicken
I Associated Press laed Wire )
TOKIO. March 13. Japanese mil
itary authorities have frustrated an
attempt by J. P. MeCullough. and D.
F. MacLaughlln. American survey
or representing Sinclair Oil Inter
esta to enter the northern section of
the island of Saghalien and have
taken the two on a Japanese gun
boat from Saghalien to the port of
Otaru In Hokkaido, It became known
today.
The Americana, accompanied by a
Russian guide, were stopped at
Alexandrovuk by military officials
who declared a determination not
to permit repre aentatlvee of an
American" company to conduct sur
veys under concessions from the Sov
iet government, which Japan does
not recognize.
McCullough and MacLaughlln are
believed to have gone to Peking.
The Japanese press took occasion
to comment on the possibilities of a
grave Issue between American and
Japan over the valuable oil fields.
Northern Saghalien, nominally is
Russian territory, but now is under
Japanese military occupation. Pow
erful Japanese Interests are plan
ning oil exploitation there.
The Sinclair QJ1 company holds a
conceaslon granted by the Soviet
regime to prospect for petroleum on
Saghalien Island, but the Japanese
have refuaed to recognize any agree
ment between Russia and any oth
er country regarding these conces
sions, so long at the northern por
tion of the Island is occupied by the
Japanese. The Japanese have spent
large sums Involving In the Sag-
haleln fields.
Says Piles Heal Up and
Disappear Forever
Seldom Falls to Give Absolute Relief
From All Pain and Suffering.
Guaranteed by Nathan Fullreton and
Ail Good Druggists.
Many sufferers from Piles or Hem
orrhoids have become despondent be
cause they have been led to believe
that their case was hopeless and that
there was nothing in the world to
help them.
To these people we say, "Go to your
druggist and get an original box ot
MOAVA SUPPOSITORIES." One of
these inserted into the rectum accord
ing to directions will be found to give
immediate relief. They reach the
source ot the trouble and by their
soothing, healing antiseptic action
first allay the pain and soreness and
then by direct contact with the ulcers
and piles cause .(hem to heal up and
disappear forever.
It's alraply wdnderful how speedily
they acL Blessed relief often comes
In two daya. Even in cases that have
steadily resisted all known treat
ments, marvelous results have been
obtained. MOAVA la one of the won
derful dlBcoveriPB ot recent years and
any sufferer from Piles or Hemor
rhoids who is disappointed with its
use can have their money refunded.
Nathaa Fullerton will supply you and
mall orders accepted.
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DETROIT,
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Michigan. March 13.
An escort of automobiles
and air-
planes, the latter from
Selfrldge
field. Mount Clemens will meet Ed
win Denby and escort him to the city
hall when be arrives from Washing
ton this afternoon. A salute of
bombs will greet the former secre
tary of the navy when he alights
from the train and thousands of
persons are expected to be at the
railroad station to greet him.
"Welcome home. Ned," Is the slo
gan of the recptlon planned for the
former secretary who resigned in
connection with criticism regarding
the Teapot Dome oil investigation.
Acting Mayor Joseph A. Martin will
officially welcome Denby at the city
hall and a testimonial dinner as the
hoard of commerce is planned for
tonight.
NORTHWEST RUG CO.
Now showing plan two-toned col
ors made from your old material at
the Singer Store. Phone 153.
COTTAGE GROVE BOY
fWsrd-lntod t'ress J.rase(l Wire.)
Kl tiKNK. March- IS. Verdict of
guilty of manslaughter was returned
last night l.y the circuit court jury
which heard the case against James
Palmer. 17 years of age of Cottage
Grove, rharsed with second degree
murder In the slaying of Hulph
1-ammara on January in.
I.ammars was fatally stal'hed In a
fight over an automobile In a Cot
tage drove pool hall. Palmer was
apparently unmoved by the .rrdtrt.
Manslaughter carries n minimum
penalty of one year in the state peni
tentiary with a maximum of fifteen
years.
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Green P. T. A
The regular meeting of the Oren
P. T. A. ill be held at the school
house Kri.lay evening. March Itth.
Music, arithmetic match, and a de
bate will maVe up the evening's pro-
; gram. After the program a candy sale
,ill be held with a social time for all.
All members and others Interested in
j con: m unity woi 'a are urged to attend.
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STEALING JEWELRY
(Associated Press Lwist-d Wire.)
PENDLETON. March 13. J. J.
Murray, allaa Sam Stewart smashed
the plate glass window of a local
Jewelery store Isst night and got
away with a lot of loot, consisting
mostly of watches, according to the
police.
Aroused by a porter In the next
building, a posse headed by Night
Policeman Stanley gave spirited
chase and following the alleged
burglar by a trail of blood, from a
cut in his hand, said to have been
caused bv breaking the window with
a piece of tin, pursued him through
a rooming house and out on the
street. The posse captnred him af
ter Stanley's third shot had bit him
in the right hip and lodged In bis
right grolu.
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SAYS PRICE MEETINGS
. t'AlSED MU'll DISNEJiTIOX
Roseburg, Ore., March 13.
Editor News-Review : Last night I
read with much Interest the article
by Hon. B. L. Eddy, dealing with
the religious conditions ot Roseburg.
I feel sure that Mr. Eddy wrote this
article In the best of spirit, and
front actual knowledge. After a
year's experience in the matter, he
should fully know the situation, his
own congregation possibly being the
most effected. Mr. Eddy reached
the conclusion of the position that
this writer held from the beginning.
We bad to undergo severe criticism,
and lose some good friends for the
position we took, but we feel that
the article of Mr. Eddy fully vindi
cates the position that we have held.
The writer of this article said in a
preacher's meeting that the coming
of Evangelist Price would create
division In every church in town,
and cause hard feelings between
friends. We knew this had been the
condition in other towns. The
churches of Roscbung have always
worked together In a most friendly
way, until within the last year, the
feeling has not been so good. We
trust that the feeling ot good will
and fellowship may return to the re
ligious life, of Roseburg, and all
these things may be forgotten. I feel
for one that I want to congratulate
Mr. Eddy for his article, and for the
stand he has taken:
Respectfully, C. H. HILTON.
See Clinnle and Julie,
weds. "Adam and Eva."
the newly-
StsCEEstM
D0NT SUFFER! Immediate
relief is possible with this
SIMPLE HOME treatment
Cle-o-nis is healing, soothing,
PAINLESS. CLEAN and
SURE! Satisfaction Guaranteed.
W. F. CHAPMAN'S PHARMACY
Masonic Temple, Roseburg, Ore.
with Its beauty
and softness
Chahmino Southern
women, wkose hair
gives them alluring love
liness, keep their trrn-
in perfect condition with
CanCo Cocoanut Oil Shampoo.
Mikes a quick, luxurious lather
which can I rinsed free injtantly.
Lesvej the hair soft and fluffy nJ the
scalp clean and healthy (but not dry).
Harmless in every way.
CARO-CO is " America's Shampoo
from the Carolinas" the Sunny
Smith's creation for all women who
wnt glorious hair. Give yourvlf a
refreshing shampoo. (Re certain to
get genuine CAKO-CO.)
CARO-CO LABORATORIES.
UNION, S. C.
Nathan Fullerton will supply yon.
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Classified Sect
WANTED
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WANTED Spading and gardening to
do. Phone 10LJL
WANTED Work, lawn mowing and
gardening. Phone 88-L.
WANTED Experienced man for
ranch work. Dr. G. J. Bacber, Rose
burg. Phone 2F4.
WANTED Carpenter work. Build
ing or repair work. William John
son Star Rt. Roseburg.
WANTED Roomers and boarders.
Railroad men preferred. Also laun
dry work. Mrs. A. B. care News
Review. WASHED PEA . GRAVEL Clean
washed sand, crusher screenings
$2.50 per J aid. delivered. Denn-Ger-ielsen
Co.
WANTED Dressmaking by the day,
any kind of sewing, years ot experi
ence. Address D. M-, care News
Review. . '
WANTED Little girt of school age
to go to Bchool with little girl, six.
Good home and excellent school.
Phone 12F11, pr address 11. G.
Hastings, Wilbur, Oregon lit. 1.
LOST AND FOUND
LOST Key ring with 5 or 6 keys.
Finder please leave thla office. Ho
ward. FOUND Package of blue prints at
cor. Oak and Rose Sts. Owner call
at this office, identify property and
pay for adv.
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CAR OWNS.K lxint forget to call
663 when in need of au'.o parts.
Aarff's Auto Wrecking House.
SAVE COST OF NEW FLOORSOld
floors are made like new, the Amer
ican Universal day. Quick process
work done perfectly. Brightens up
the whole house. Worn spots, dirt,
stains, paint, varnish everything
unsightly disappears w llhout
trouble or muss. Work guaranteed
Phone 257-L. C. F. McMullen, Hoor
Surfacing Contractor, 860 Templln,
St
FOR RENT T
FOR RENT Safety deposit boxes,
P.oseburg Notional Hank.
FURNISHED housekeeping rooms. 240
So. Parrott St.
FOR RENT Gurage building at Dil
lard, Oregon, low rent. Wm. 1. Kel
ler, Dlllard. "
FOlt RENT Three room furnished
house with large porch. E. Douglas
St. Phone 416-R.
HOUSE 5 big rooms with about tly ee
acres good son. Will rent; land or
house separate to reliable tenants.
Address F., care News-Review.
FOR RENT Furnished 3-room mod
ern apartment. Private bath. Elec
tric range and attractively furnish
ed. Adults ouly. Phone Mrs. Fred
Kellington.
HOirSE PASTURE $2.50 per mo.
Toulouse goose eggs, 25 cents each.
Golden Bantam corn, 15c a lb. 50
acres of land J mile from city
limits, for sale or trade. The best
bargain in the county. J. D. Braugh
ton, Miller's Addition
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FOR SALE
FOR SALE Baby rabbits.
all sizes.
Kussell Bryant.
FOR SALE Used player piano
60e each. Phone 370.
rolla
Small close fitting shar.es. most I New drape veils. ld
popular. On display. Bell Millinery. navy, tan, and per. Wfl
This Is a Ptudebeker year I This la a Stiil"taf TJ
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! ' rl Here is the popular
I !! lilll Pllll l new brown shoe tor
ill i i! I W1: The;Hih
I 'l , model in the Selz
ill h4yffi crlVing
DUDS
FOR MEN ,nT
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AUU NEW A0 ON BACkTT
F1 SALE-v. ",
FOR SALtT1(r-::
for wiJtzr'-
CrocerycZl
iaui. nob tJ
DUCK EGloTjjr
Thomas, Anclm, i
I Rock hatchin, 7.
,FOR SALElwrl
toe Leghorn-
FOR BAHrri?
touring. M.
oats. BaZf'i;
14F14. ' r " !
FOR SlATErnT--r-t
wood i7 ,T .u?f Wocif
beru, Dears. n-j'M
etc. At i
that fine stockJJ'J
L. Ellis Num.., v... m 1
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toil SALE TTceSn
gressive T-.k ,
pants that iu.r
rost kills
J- W. Hall
burg, Ore,
ITAt.lAW nne..
prices on Bartlett m, b3
t v.i.q, aiium Xvw,
Salem, Ore,
USED'CARS'HidiiJjlJjJ
oiuueuaaer i tonrijj .
3-4 ton Republic tna ""
Buick six tourini J"
Nash ft Bnnrl ,...i
hjuici.
" Hi rfilCKaOQ.
FOR SALE or TEtETr
in guou dairy tta. H
nlowed rpflitv t .
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lug well. New ln,
iiu giner Duiiaina.H'il
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, k-'i,
fred J. Johmon, Wita.fe
DON'T FAY KEvl-i
. land. room bouse al
milk )oue, barn and n
lly orcbard in bearing, 5
and electric. lights Priet
S165.00 down, balance a U
month. Why pay ran!
just outside city lata il
Voung & Son, PiioM Ut
FOR SALE-CanierbBiT i-
roots for Immediate fw
campanulas bare brik Gj
border. Blue flowers.
hardy. Cally lilly cut Hud
the dozen, or will mitt as
designs. Come and frtia.
Island Green Home, ne
Mia. F. D. Owens.
HERE'S AN INVESTMBHJ
buvB a 3-apnrtment Sobi
a rental of $55.00 per W
a residence that wouKr
fvoin Jnno to 123.0 r
1 ot in 50 ft. on stw. K1
2u0 feet deep. Tba frscH
pay for itself in tour j
burg is growing. It'
with it. Terms sn t
on terms. G. W. Ttef
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