KOBEBURO NW-RVIW. MONDAV. JANUARY 14, 192. pag- two ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW PEUMG Issued Daily laeept Sunday l. LEWIS Is pai AFTtB OPEBATIQAI rgjfc HiaBATiiZZ , Becretarr-Treasargr I flt jf MC by mail J " I W m a- - w w - -a- .-ul s-w 111 - .mill mi Daily. Btr rear, liiv. iiz moot--, br nal tMlly, thro month-, br ell jelly, !-! nioutii, br ojmIL ii v. bv carrier, Der month Weekly News-Kerlew, br II, per year. MmmM mt Tfce arT, t Pill- n. aa-oriao. P u .oliiy miUMI to t-e use for repii-ilcatloe . .1, Ji..!k-er-ltMl to It or not (nPinrwlM craned In tnn paper. S i. .a " i?i'r""l-4 ic.i " lu mate .1 wu.tu,. .. ilppatotiM h-ralaara sis rs-rT4. Zter4 as second claaa matter -ay 17. 120. at the port office at Boaeborg, onion, nooar ci ui ji -. FORTY PER CENT OF BILLS FOR "PORK." An analysis of the bills introduced in the house of representa tives on December 4, the first day of the present session of con Zret, discloses ttyit approximately forty per cent were for "pork," according to an article by William P. Helm, Jr., in the current issue of The Budget, published by the National Budget Committee. Br BERT G. BATES ; BALE-. Jan. I death of Prol C. GOOD EVENING FOLKS Wall It'a Monday agin and a Long time Till pay day. e DUMBELL DORA THINKS Pina treta ara trees that pine. A BOOTLEGGERS LULLABY. Go to aleep, angel child. Mother will watch o'er you. Taka a drink very mild -Hera la aome Scotch for you. Lullaby, huehaby; drink, drink for thera'a mora of it. Rockabya, lullaby. Dad Hoe a atore of It. Drink it right down, my dear. Don't ba afraid of it. Drink, and don't frown, my dear, . . ii mi. j.j u r: An, TAT i Slumber la made of it. The total numoer 01 oins lirecm ' "- "" "-'J " i Lu,llby, hushaby, drink it up cleanly, and of these 291 designatt'd specific amounts to be appropriated, Rockabya, luiiaoye, then aieep ae the ak-grftfi.to amount being $l9,27,r.. Twenty of the bills "' call for appropriations $1,01)0,000 or more each. All of them are swallow you tan, my dear, outside the annual budget of the president, and about two excep- .'V.n.'my dMr, tions call for the erection of new post offices or other federal ii you live through it. buildings. The exceptions are the bill asking $1.,000,000 for the construction of a ship-canal connecting; the Ohio river with l.akej get our meala that way, GOSSIP Gossip haa broken up more homea but hia reputation la what goaalp makea it. Dame rumor ahould ba apelled without an "e." Most of the bad newa eacklera are afraid to blink for fear they might miaa aomething when their eyea are ahut. At the average afternoon tea, lem ona aro a far more popular flavoring as - I II Erie and the bill appropriating1 $l,lbO,Kj to proviue a imiiii-Dld(ly.i own Drew, my dear, tenanco allowance of $1.50 per day mile to all rural carriers on Harmie.. wood jHeohoi. either horse drawn or motor routes in the postal service. As to LullabVi hushaby, bootlegger's baby, the chances these bills have of passage, which would cut down' Rockaby., luii.bya. You will wake to a marked degree the margin between revenues and expendi- tures within which tax reduction can be effected, Mr. Helm says: what the Entente needa ia more "All these bills, it should le remembered, were introduced on "X""" nd ,e" brt,k the opening legislative day, December 5. There was a reason fori that Bills introduced early in the session are advanced on the Headline: "Clubwomen's Hue calendar. In other words, with bills as with persons, it is first i Eft XZ tome, first served. Apparently the liork-grabbers loft no time in the inataiiment plan, but we'd hate to lining up at the barrel. The advantage thus gained is apparent, encral legislation usually results in more or less of a jam. 11 iork' appropriations can be placed ahead of general legislation, i.ills providing for 'i-ork' bills are caught behind the barrier f ),h;n1(1'' 3"."?. 'own. general legislation they stand consiuera-iy less cnance oi cnaci mtnt than they do if they are out in the clear and ahead of other measures." o Speaking before the annual convention of county judges at Salem last week, former senator, I. N. Day, referring to the pri- nmrv nominittinir svstem of this state, declared he would not, if he! than auoar. could interfere with the operation of the initiative and fcren-o"oo Uum, which he considered as the greatest instrument ever devised j they minded their own buaineaa. to increase popular Interest and participation in government. H boVo.?";"' 4krd0". cept to throw additional safeguards around its operation, Mr. Day i9ive it. urged the convention to go on record as favoring additional re-!p?ih strictions nround circulation of initiative petitions and a return to 'whisper. .. . ,.. r i;.i..... Arril Lota of people wonder why a scan- 1110 party conveiiiion ttysteiu oi iiwiiiiihiliuk raiiummi- i"i monger alwaya marriea a very to augment rather than supplant the primary system. Sir. Pay lias, meek man. She doeant; he juat oeta taken a broad view of things political, including'the initiative and j,hilw'; ehelp tm) gotsip t lhe referendum. Of particular interest is his reference to the primary eheapeit kind there ia. nominating law. If both old parties would return to the conven-! 0 ' ... ...I.. i . i . iThe hone of a farmer In York fork. day. It is a hard matter to get sincere and efficient men to pit their chances against a lot of irresponsible. in a primary election. We don't mean thnt we should return to the convention days of twenty-five or thirty years ago, but we do believe In-tter results would be obtained by a fair and impartial selection of candidates by both parties, these selections being made on the merits of the men involved. o The ltble booze case has been wiped from the docket in Judge Hawkins' court at Portland. The search warrant obtained through anonymous sources has boon declared illegal. In render ing his decision the judge very aptly remarked: "In applying j this principle we recognize no distinction between the rich and the j poor." But it took a man of means, a bunch of influential people ana a wnoie lot oi wire puiiuig on me pan oi uuim.- uirau) . . ' -v. t-r v a ."- lan oi i st: Were aa thin aa the tinea of When told they looked tunny. He aaid, "But there'a money In getting a corner on pork. SCS A CLEANUP. Nip "I played poker all night latt night." Tuck "Did you win anything." Nip "I ahculd aay I did. I won eight preacriptiona." igSt Headline: "Selentlata Sayt Ninety Per Cent of Glrle Who Marry are Working Girlt." Thafa true enough, aa far at it goea. But he neglected to eay that 100 per cent of them are working men. 13. Word ol the I Lt-vla. managing editor of tha American Fruit Grower Maraitne of Cbloa-i for tha paat two. yeara, received at the officti of the Oregon Growera Cooperative al location yeatnrday. The death oc curred ventt-rdxy mornlnK at tbe burnt! . . c-ii: it , . iik Park. 111., a ubnrb of Chlcaao. PmfMaor Lwll h-d im.lm-rnne n operation for a cr.n cerotia conditio nln tin atoraach. He h.,1 rmviniml mrvhat and reaumed his work, and hopes were entertained for eoniDleta recovery, tiniil a weka ao. Mra. Lewla and five children, three bo and two glrle. aunive aim. TO I -! ramllv .tiled In Salem, on North Capitol street, for aome years before removal to f'hlc-ito. Professor Lewla was bora In Car-! diff, Wales. Aprn -2, 10, coming to this country an orpfcan In hia youth. He was graduated from the Massa chusetts Axriculturul college, Am herst, boston university and received hia MSA degree from Cornell. For 14 years Professor Lewla was chief of the division of horticulture of Oregon Agricultural college, resign ing from the Institution after he had become interested in the oraglnzation of a coooerative sales acency to handlu the products of fruit growers In Oregon. After his resignation he be came aaslstant general manager of the Or Ron Growers, which place he held until leaving for the east to assume the responsibilities of publishing the fruit trade journal. Professor Lewis was a big man in trie fruit world: one of the greatest in America. He was the writer of more than 50 bulletins on orchard subject. He was the author of a text book for schools on pear growing. He was one of the best Known men in his line throughout the Pacific coast, and all over the I'nited States. It is understood here that he carried lurte life insurance pollrieH. Mrs. Lewis was in her girlhood Marie A. Uerry, of New Plaii, N. Y. tricf- Melrose district won tbe con test. The proceeds from the sale of the bo ira waa iii.it and waa equally di vided between the two Parent Teach er Associations. o Spanish American War veterans frora Eugene, Grants Paas and Med ford, are to gather In Roseburg on Sat urday, Jan. 26, for a turkey banquet sponsored by the local camp which is arranging for a big time on that day. The Koseburg camp has enrolled 45 ni'Tjibers. which Includie practically every Spanish American War veteran In Douglas county. It is understood that some other veterans of that war are moving in soon, and will bring thej total number of enrolled members to approximately 50. Arrangements are now being completed for the big ban quet, and lnvitatlona have been sent out to the nelKhboring posts to Join In the social time, and It is expected that there will be an excellent crowd pres ent. Governor Walter M. Pierce has promised to be present and speak t the veterans, and Judge Dletsch of Portland has also been Invited to make an addrese. CARD OF THANKS We wish to extend our sincere thanks to all the kind friends and neighbors who were so good to us, and aaeisted ua during the illness and after the death of our loved one. Mil. AND MH3. J. E. EVANS, and family. ANNOUNCEMENT To the Kepublican voters of Douglas count, Oregon: 1 hereby announce my candidacy for Republican nomina tion for County Assessor of Douglas County, OreKon, subject to the wishes of Republican voters at the primary election In May. Respectfully. W. G. Rochester. (Pd. Adv.) Charles Mc Elhmny. ancLwifu return ed yesterday from Portland, where Mr. MoElhlnny' attended the two-day convention of Oregon Life Insurance company agents. He states that the convention was "very -successful from ev.y-y stiindpointi- The asents were given some Interesting information concerning the Company's plans for the year, received new ideas of getting new business, and received instruc tions regarding the new forms of pol icies being put out by the company. Mr. McElhinny. with six othir agents received a beautiful Pendleton Indian' blanket, as a prize for having more! than one millions dollars Insurance in' force. Only seven out of ninety j agent in the northwest are In thei "Millionaire Club." He also received a gold pencil for writing over $100,000 worth of Insurance during the past, year. , Manager Jordon of the Portland branch of the Ford Motor Car Com ! pany was the chief speaker at the con- vention. A. L. Mills, president of thej Oregon Life company, reviewed busl-j ness conditions. and predicted a period of increasing prosperity for 1924. j o P.! WMInllOMOI:ITWWKW AT THE ORGAN STRANG MASTER ORGANIST ANTLERS 3.1.r.'.T.T.T-T.T.T.T.,., , , , . ' K .....- husband eats breakfast his hair." interested in the littie affair to "brinir homo the bacon." A m ordinary financial Htandinic would have had about as muchj V LtrV. (ttA.yriA, chance to jret away from the clutches of the law as a mouse pitted J 'l ajfuinst an army of black cats during a midnight raid. However, without combin it is jrratifyinir to note that Mr. libbi come to the rescue and the deoiMim will have a wholesome Wfect on the irresponsible in-jTo California I , I ...1, . i. i i.i...;. i .1.. .... .I,,i. ,.. ' ' I- Het U' . of Dixonvllle lift c- uniUniHM,.n,1,ii1Jmi viii..u..ii ..iv t,nl; iiioniing for K..l.ling. Call law, and done mmn to bnnx tliu act into disivpute. ' fin ni.t. ht-re he .is calU'd on ac 'count ot the drath of his brother. One test of gikid January 1 resolutions is found in the t;uos tion whether people's lulls are all paid up by rYbruary 1. Many ftiterprisitiK children now have a'l their Christmas presents broken, and are ready for their l'.i'-l Mippiy. o l'J-l promises to U- a bang-up K"od jear for the business men who advertise. I'm so was I'.ij,; also. Political Meeting LA FOLLETTE FOR PRESIDENT Senator Zimmerman For Congress First District TOPICS DISCUSSED: "The Esch-Cummins Act" "Federal Reserve System" "Helping the Farmer? How?" Moose Hall WEDNESDAY, JAN. 16TH 8 'p. m. Speakers Zimmerman, Hallard and others. To the Public! BEGINNING on the fifteenth day of v . lOA lk KnL-a rf T3rtaVmr ...jj January, i .-! - will open their doors- at 9 o'clock a. m. and close at 3 o'clock p. m. of each business day. No side or rear entrances will be kept open and business will be transacted with the public only during these hours. This action is taken upon the demand of the national and state banking departments, as it is an additional safeguard to the public funds on deposit in the banks. In view of the importance of this action we are forced to take, we trust the public will assist us in upholding it. DOUGLAS NATIONAL BANK ROSEBURG NATIONAL BANK UMPQUA VALLEY BANK FIRST STATE & SAVINGS BANK SYLMON SCHOOL TO BE STANDARDIZED Alarm is expressed in many iuarieis when it is discovered that people have hejHin to think. ; LOCAL NEWS - Kl 111- bii.'i!,-. I ' Vglll'l S I. W ,s .1. I, .,1 s up t! in !! r w . t K v. :e Pr. Wad.- timk In lb.' tuikf li'i-. . .-l. i.ls . uinl; clhi-tK h. nhfc't et Cnei,- ritv ti;ii : l.Hktrfc lift- Pi iMll I l-JMIY. - Mr. Parks In Ton K. )' I'MHC! I'otl'.d i fiix'ttl itlK a nn.it iiml- iii K..-.-iii. siti-ndini; to buplll, .n .i!!n-.r. e e:n,il(i fur -ei p.,, I . I. i;..u Aii,Mih. ho h.t- 'lh t'..- llMlM-l Hi il . !... r'ru ii I'.U' 1 1.. ht.T !..:ii i iih 11 ll.llti M Star Sedan for j . i A-hi. l I' .K lh: -it. I...- j l''4 Star In i ilv and ill i'i in lien lih J i et c of the i -1 IIOM,r pllCtll H ., 1- '. d en Ii aa i ' tr- n-e i.i ih.tl I.1 In Town Today Mr snd Mm. IV Jaikson who are ivm.Ii nl of Mrt!e i'reeW were in tnHii teil.i ei.nilini; M-veral hours at trnilins ti bu!tni-s liialters. Visited Part-its Mi. llil-n C,ra- who Is attending the I'lllMV s t ot O'VKOn at Ktisene! ' iii,mi 'he w.-, ,r,d vtitiiinK wlih her' , I'areiut. Mr aril Mis. T. K. lirae of i Wilbur. Returns to Eunrne i lieieOi tr"tt h. prn! tlie w e, k t'Tid In lln ciiv ilh hi r var'r.ts. Mr.; and Vm A N. ttrutt. rrtumett yes ' t.'li! In Kn., ee whne he H attend-! i: K (he I'mietitv ef Or.'ici'n. ' 1 I V: nvi! l.vnen Svmi-r m.i-1 livvi iu,-r to CaTivoroille eftrday, h.-:e t'" iittHMpii,'.i In n turkev i I th.-et Tliri hd s let of fun and ram- I1..1-.1.. Mh iheir full quota o! ttl; t-mls. I The Melrose and Sylmon Valley P. T. A. ortanlmuons rave a spellinK contest ami box snpper at the Mel ruse tiraiiKe hall last Staurday cven itiK. The pieetins: was oiien.'d hv R. Ilimeiil.ark. rr.ldent of the Melrose H. T A exiiUinlna the purpose uf the m.H-tinit tii..h.r and all joined In flneinc "Am. rira." Mrs. C. W. ltrad funi of Sylmon Valley aave a short talk on 1 T. A. lrof. tioff of the tlreen r. T. A. cave the teacher f viewpoint of the I'. T. A. Mrs. tioff premium -rd the words for the first sp-llina: oont. t for the lower arades of M.'lni". Prof. Ptarett pronounee, the words for the Melrose district In the second contest, and Prof. Goff pronounc.l for the Sylmon Valley di- B-P-O-E Meeting January 17 Official visit of Bko. Chas. T. Wrightman, Dist. Dep. Grand Exalted Ruler.' INITIATION Program by Entertainment Committee Supper COUNTRY MEMBERS PLEASE TAKE NOTICE Visiting Pi-others cordially Invited I For Raw Sore Throat At trie lint sign or raw; sore 1 throat rub on a little Mustcrolc with t your fingrri. i -l--i ltaoesriaht tothetpom-ithacr-tle tingle. Iooma congestion, draws out acrenMs and p.iin. .Iustrrole is a clean, fiite ointment made with cd of mustard. It haa all the strrntth of the old fashioned mus tard plaster without the bhster. Nothint like Musterole for croupy chiiarrn. Keep It handy for instant use. To Mothtrt: Musterole Is now made in milder form for rbtes and small children Ask for Children's Musterole. 35 & 65c in jars i tubes; hospital s-rt.W. Thursday, January 17 The regular monthly meeting; ot the Sylmon Valley Tarent Teacher association win no held Thursday evening at the Sylmon Valley school house. A very interesting program has been arranged. County School Superintendent O. O. Brown w-lll present the certificate for standardization, Mrs. V. H. Churchill, the Dougius county presi dent of the P. T. A. council will stiieak and give an outline of council con ferences which will be held in Itose burg the last of this month. 'i ne subject for discussion this montb is Kducation: Mental, Moral, Spiritual. How may home and school best co-operate to carry forward the school curriculum? Is enough atten tion paid to attendance puntuality, regular sleep and healthful diet to insure luO per cent children? Is your child hnppy at home and at school? Do you know where your children spend their evenings "and who are their companions? Should the spiritual education of the child, his early religious view-point originate at home or elsewhere? These questions will be ahlv dis cussed by Mrs. Milton Church,' a lo calhich school teacher, and Kev. TROUP Spasmod'c Croup ffJ relieved by one applicaooctrj Vapo Rub Ont 1 7 Million Jan Und Fmw Caldwell, pastor of the Bin church. Everybody 1? Invited. Don't fct the time or place. Sylmon Ttj school Is the first school hoist i yond the Soldiers Home, West ia burg. ii W. C T. U. WILL MEET ON WEDNESDA The Itoseburg W. C. T. V. trlt Wednesday afternoon, Jnauarj H I the home of Mi-s. A. J. Gedde Kane Street. An Interesting prorJ has been prepared, and Included ' be a talk by Atty. Carl E. ViH on "Our Dest Contribution to forcenient." and a talk by Mn. ' Micelli on "Our National Leris' Fund." There will be special ms- eharee of the mtiflc eommlttf Dividend checks to Oregon Life policy holders will be bigger than & S ever in 1924 ; -7a! h.' i :lo I : BORN m Kl.t Y To Mi i 11". k . oi (..eh'.:i. t t ii. S'.iu0s, J.m. n. M. rry llos a "o:i. as :,,! V,. I, le - it. .(! i,. . I I.- ,. ui;t nil Norioe. til :'.-.n.l.'V. J.(inii To Mi a -ul M I Y.il! ev . Wll-HMV. i No Sacks Bought Till February 10th DOUGLAS COUPOT FLOUR MILL O t a Ut'i msrk-blT low d di ran for rh Use efnta rm combin- with cononcl nunirmwni and Inrrrs.c ,1 emrnlos po sr. hsa suds possihls Urtrr dirUrnds to out poJ-rr-hokU llMmjt cffcctlTc m o Mrch 1. 1024.) Are von an rVrwnn 1 if- ! i J v . . Wrtie tor lull tnfonanwn i srding or diridnul rolldra. A. . XtTTTe C. S. aAi.ll.t, C ..Massiir W. C. SCHUPPEt. Asst. M-nrtf H. R. BLAL VELT. tvM .4- Home Offlcct PORTLAND. OREGON C S. McELHINN'Y, District Manager Roseburg, Oregon l!--4. MTTXR THO A MVSTARD rA5Tm