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R08EBURQ, OREGON. FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, 1924.
JOURNALISTIC FAIRNESS.
COOD EVENING FOLKS
A bunch of
Fellers from
Th university village
Dropped In this p. m.
And will nesge
Tha local r. h. .
Aggregation In
A ap i riled gama
Of what aoma folks
Jokingly call
Basketball and
It ia the sincere
Deaira of this
Grtat apinal colyum
That tha boya
From tha slicks
Ba unmercifully
Defeatsd
Tharoby proving that
College Invlronment
Ain't conducive
To Al baekctball.
DUM9ELL DORA THINKS
The good newspaper necks to be the friend of the whole city
' in which it is published, and to ifive fair treutmc-nt to all interests.
Hut it will often hupix.n in any newspaper office, that some Ier
t son representing- some organization or other interest, will com-
plain because liis society has not been given as much space as
some other. Such people who reel tnus disappointed migm, us
a few questions about the nature of the matter that they seek to
'. huv .ni.iiuiKxt Komp nriranizaLions take more pains than others
; to present 'real news and have it come in a form which will be Jn-j t JZin"'"
: teresling to the general public. One church, lor instance, nia
j offer at lot of notices that have little news value. There is the re
port that a certain society will meet on a certain day, another so-
, ciety on another day, and so on. Those notices are not likely to ref..rtnet to ,ne rtti fcoa party
'! have much news value except to the members of those societies,, at. jed by a coupia Roseburg
j and those members may know when such meetings take place.) tht ,,, t,mKt that slipped
' Another church will take pains to have its notices written out soj and fell outa the back teat of the car
i that they are readable. There are reports of the definite things! J h" " ot 0UP
that societies are doing, the names of t!ie people who arc doing j Gladys.
, the things, and so on. Some societies wait until just before '01
of publication to gel their nouces in, oiners gei mem in prumjuiy.; had
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OUR DAILY MAIL
Dear Ed. of Proonea: In your every
day allusions of late I have noticed
Naturally some get more space than others. Newspapers are is
liued for the publication of news, events, and opinions. Unless
i an item or article comes under one of these three heads, it is not
'", as a rule adapted for. newspaper use; except for advertising. Al
'." most any human activity can be written up in a way to come tin
1 der these three classes of copy, nnd those who seek newspaper
space should study how to make their stuff such as to interest the
I general public.
Simply to livo, breathe and move should be a dolight. The
science of life consists of knowing how to give one's life. Good
sense is capital slowly and painfully accumulated by the labor of
centuries. Ono takes great, care of an expensive automobile for
fear that some ono of its vital parts might be broken and the en
tire meehnism rendered useless. How much more should the in
dividual cars for his own body. Humanity lives and has always
lived, on som elementary or fundamental provision. The more
.imply you live tho more you safeguard your future.
I , i , , -o :
! Various committee representing the Iioscburg Chamber of
Commerce are working earnestly to assemble a budget for Vi'l
that will assure a well-financed and well balanced organization.
There is much work ahead for this city work that all should
have a part in advancing. In order to accomplish results it will bo
necessary to put over a constructive program and it is just and
u-oer the local chamber be liberally financed.
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About the lowest of parasites inhabiting this earth is the
anonymous letter writer. They thrust a dagger in the back of men
and women, taking great delight in watching their victims strug
gle in a vain attempt to dislodge the poisoned weapon. It is too
bad these peoplo are privileged to live in tlus enlightened age. lut
evidence of their presence is frequently brought to the attention
of individuals in eery community.
We have hated tome people so
much that we wished- they were Joint
ed anakes suffering With the' rheuma
tism. 15
Many a woman can teatify that
there la a personal devil, having been
married to one for many years.
THE VILLAGE FLAPPER
Under the swinging drugstore ngn(
The village flapper waits; '
The flap a clever kid Is she,
Who never lacks her datet.
Laughing, smiling, petting,
AM set for another bloke.
Each evening sees a man picked up.
Each morning sees him broke.
And so through life she lightly gives,
Many a happy shout.
But yet the poor girl's never there
When the diamond rings come out.
Long skirts are dangerous for wo
men. Short are dangerous for men,
Dear Kelks:
When you go to church on Sunday, as 1 'spose of course you
do, if the moment tilings are oer, you get up and leave your pew
ny TU'lcVoa Wamboldt l )
We wire flrMog down th nre.
my friend am! I. at a t-'oodly dtp
H. vaa at tb wheel. Without warn
In; a car parked at the curb sb out
dlr.cely In front of us. The Writer
looked neither to the rilfht nor to the
left. The brakes of our ear ere
nood Jtod my iriend was an excellent
driver. ro there wa no imiw-up.
That." Mid my friend. -Tmlnds
me of a road elgn I ti near Ci-en-vlllo
-Drive carefully you may
meet a fool." "
There la a wealth of wisdom In
that admonition. i would
Ions pret'y well In this world were
It rnt for the foflla.
When we retire at nleht we must
lock our doora. A fOJl may try to
enter the bouse and rob us. perhaps
kill us. And he Is a fool, because no
man who Is not a fool will try to
make a living In any aucb way.
Hanks are forced to bond their
employees for fear that one of them
may turn fool and run off with a
handful of money.
There would be fewer accidents at
(trade crossings If fool engineers
would obey orders and sound ih'ilr
whistles before thuiiderlng acroiH
Duhllc highways.
The police, the penitentiaries, the
militia, are maintained to protect
people from fools; and fools from
themselves.
There wai a certain wise man
who lived about twenty-nine hundred
years ago. He left ua much logic.
And how he does bore Into the fools:
"Fools despise wisdom and in
struction. ' And the prosperity of fools shall
destroy them.
"Fools die for want of wisdom.
"It is sport to a fool to do mis
chief. "The way of a fool Is right in bin
own eyes.
"A companion of fools shall be
destroyed.
"A fool desplseth his father's In
structions.
".peak not In the cars of a fool;
for he will despise the wisdom of
thv words. .
"As a dog roturneth to his vomit,
so a foul returneth to his folly.
"A whip for the horse, a bridle for
the ass. nnd a rod for the fool's hack.
"Though thou sbouldest bray a
fool In a mortar among wheat with
a pest l. yet will not his foolishness
depart from him."
Yes, drive carefully you may
meet a fool. Lot a h. ar robbed of
lirr welps nuw-t a man rather than a
fohl in his lizzie.
I
at the total expenditures, salaries
! I or $S01'2.8, automobile! t1
11111.63 and the remainder n .
counted for by furniture and fix
ture!, printing, telephone and tele
graph, legal expenses, motorboaU,
etc. ., .
Cleaver's report ibows that his de
partment made 630 arrest! for liq
uor law violations during Ihe year,
selred 30 stills, confiscated 24 auto
mobiles and seiied and destroyed
4 73 gallons of liquor. Jail sentences
meted out to liquor inw nmt" k
prehended by the state iquad agtrre
gcted 2U.04K dayi and fine! assessed
asainst violatora amounted to $101,
844.94. Included in the conTictions secur
ed by the stale forces for liquor law
rlolations are five county officers.
Twenty-nine cases are awaiting trial.
COLD WEATHER WILL
DAS. AGE EARL. BROCCOLI
Plants grown from Ashby's import
ed seed ehow no sign of beading ei.
Toil variety haa proved 2nd to none
of the many tlemestic and Imported
seeds ttled out in the cmpqua "w.
Price $20 a lb. Order now from N. C.
Ahbv, Box 1228 Roseburg. Oregon.
Largs Delegation Attends Meeting In
Eugene of Students Interested
in School Paper Problems.
A larize delegation of otudcntg rep
ru.nlin. thi Inra! Viich HChfinl At thti
ir an jne imngs me oocrors leu yoUj vrvM ro,,ference which is ia ses
ars bad for your health, you can't be,sion Ht t,1P University of Oregon to
wsll unless you o've up everything ,l, n,i iiin,rmw left todav for Ku-
AT MYRTLE GREEK
Kenneth Miller, president of the
board of directors of the Oregon
Growers Cooperative association, and
M. J. Newhouse, assistant general
manager of the association, arrived in
Hoseburg this .morning and spent a
short time conferring with prune
growers In this locality. They went to
Myrtle Creek at noon, for a meeting
there this afternoon. Tomorrow they
will meet with growers from Hoseburg
and vicinity at the city hall where
prnne marketing plans will be thor
oughly discussed and considered. They
report that the foreign demand for
prunes Is growing, but that before the
Oreson product will take its rightful
place upon the market Is must be
thoroughly advertised.
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ST1ERTS ATTEND mlOT5
I! .OF 0. GIF EREIE EXPORT LEAGUE
you like.
Takes nins tailors to make a gentle
man, and one bootlegger to break
him.
gene. Headed by Paul O. Trueblood,
who had the honor last year of being
elected by the schools of the state to
act hs president for the 1924 confer
ence, the Hoseburg students le ft with
the intention or again taking an ac
il.... rt in the wnrtc Heretofore, the
II you tell a girl that she dances i.,i ...k..,i ha. .in.M nnir hit nf
divinely, she Is much pleased.; but If prominence bv the interest which has
you were to tell her that she Is anibe,n tllkPn ' t,T tne large deleca
angel, she would not like It. On thej,ion wni(.h lmvP been Bent by the
ether hand, tell her she dances in- miiilem body.
fernally and she will be offended: I Tho conference is sponsored by the
can ner a nttie oevit and she wlir ivpartment of Journnlisin at the Vni
"unn ygu rs wonacrrui.
f-'OT GUILTY
(Associated lrsa Lensed Wire.)
FKNDLETON. Jan. 11. At a
meeting last night of the Umatilla I
county Farm llureuu und managers '
of the Pendleton Coimrercial asso- j
elation, it was decided to form an I
Oregon Kxport Commission league
similar to that already formed in
Washington known as the Washing
ton Kxport Commission league to
boost the export commission plan for
the stabilization of wheat values,
variously known as the American
Wheat Growers plan and tho Wal
lace plan.
A meeting is scheduled for Janu
ary 19. at which ttmo prominent
farmers from eastern Oregon will be
present to organize on the propo
sition. Members of the Washington
body will be here at that time to
explain the workings and plans of
their body. It was further decided ;
TothePublic!
EGINNING on the fifteenth day of
January. 1924. the banks of Roseburg
will open their doors at 9 o'clock a. m.
and close at' 3 o'clock p. m. of each business
day. No side or rear entrances will be kept
open and business will be transacted with the
public only during these hours.
This action is taken upon the demand of
the national and state banking departments,
as it is an additional safeguard to the public
funds on deposit in the banks. . ,
In view of the importance of this action
we are forced to take, we trust the public will
assist us in upholding it.
DOUGLAS NATIONAL BANK
ROSEBURG NATIONAL BANK
UMPQUA VALLEY BANK
FIRST STATE & SAVINGS BANK
Wonvrii Members of tlie House of
CoinnioilH leel(lo To o llrtre
lieadeil Will Startle the
Men Members
and surt ofr u walkiiiK homeward or n ridintr in your cur, how art' whim" ort')0sraPn)' pein it-
folhs who wmit to Know you iroinu; to find out who you art-?
If you ficl that church is soim'thiny; like a duty to be done,
just a sort of pot -it-over, then get out and have yome tun. If
you're Ihinltiny; that reliKU'ti means to siun a hynui or ray, then
you're missing all the pleasure it ran hrinji around your way.
veisitv and has for the chief idea the
working out of tho nroblenis which at the meeting last night to fight
face the publication of high school; the proposals coming before congress
r;. n-... . : n.lviii,.m nnd annuals. A comer- m Eoonsn mo icuerai larm uiiiu
workic, steady eight hours a day' I '""'' !u'1t bol' presidents is j banks and to do away with the et
would not think of such i thlno' i 1"'ld ln rnti.rtion with these sessions i emptlon on farm loan money.
. .. . ,K.. I..... I- ..r .h., D.,i.l..n. nrl'in. O
secono srmo. neither would I. It " w u.a ... ...
was th, boss that thought of It I llB,l"n 'r""' " ,ho various schools
Jt I assemble to discuss th ebest forms of
T X X student nsociniion. The xessions of the
it a gin cant get men to wait on , conference include! two days and the
i program is gien chiefly by the stu-
tlent-represenlatives themselves. I'ni
venslty Instructors and state officials
also participate in the program. Gover
nor W. M. Tierce will visit the con
vention this year and is scheduled to
speak.
Tho number of debates wrich are worth llassott. house painter, chanf
to be entertained from each sihoo f, ur and orante grower, has failed
was cut down to a great extent this, in his first efforts to become reeon
year so as to rcntrallso the effort and , cited to his wife, basketball player
to facilitate the carrying out of a nt'C-'and postal cb k. from whom ho be-
her any other way, she can have her
hair bobbed In a busy barber shop.
Stay sober. Booie ia dangerous,
Toronto man Qot drunk and told
about stealing
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MADISON. Conn., Jan. 11. Kl-
r.-.seo!r.tcd Vr ss Irfasrd AVIre.)
LONDON. Jan. 11. The earnest
speeches that occupied the women
members of the house of commons at
the dinner given In their honor last
night were enlivened by an exchange
of views on tho question of wheth
er women are to continue wearing
their hats In the house, as Lady As
tor and her two first colleagues have
done, or go bnreheaded.
The m w labor w omen members de
parted from this precedent on the
first day of the session and last eve
ning gained a recruit w hen tho Duch
ies of Atholl said:
"It Is my ambition to be allowed
to do my work in the house of com
mons with uncovered head."
l.aily Astor Interjected:
"I discovered wnen 1 first entered
the house that had 1 gone without
mv bat I would have shocked most
of the mPhiBeTS much as (f thel
Godiva-had -appeared and I thou?.,
I wouldn't give them more . tt::
they could stand, so I kept my I
on. Once I actually did go tnrou
the lobby hatless and several me:
bers camo to me and said 'pray do:
do It again.'
"I mean not to -wear a hat here
forward- when I can keep my t-
ln order.'
One of the ancient customs of C
house is that when a member rat
a point of order he must don t
hat. Lady TerrinKton wanted
know If tho women would have
i keep their hats under the tti
! against such an emergency.
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I Fire Marshall Here
Jamie S. Cleason, state fire niarst
; of Portland is spending several &
in Koseburg looking after business
tercsts.
From Portland
F. E. Acherman. who resides
Portland H spending a short time
this city attending to business tt
tcrs.
To Portland
.Mrs. It. H. Nichols left last evet
for Portland where she will spent
few days vinlting with relatives ':
M. nds.
,:ITMCTTTII'TTOT
The government mint druon uoon
If you wait lor folks to irrevt you as you Haunter to the door, it our Ar,r'can money has little Inter-! eartly short program. li'sUl. s Mr.' came estranged when he went to
f --i i , . . . .. . 'er ui. its our own private de-i l rut ivishi ine Kneourg oen cities nil nr ior .inn w ucox ;-ui:iani ism-
,you wait for their advances iHiise you ve never met before. If you - upon t1( a ... "j ,.,, ,!,,.,. nre.uient of the1 ton. novelist, whose unsuccessful
'pare moments. I siudent bod : Itlnnche l.ahev. ediior' efforis to obtain a divorce in llhode
of ihe t'mpqua: Thelms Smith, editor Island are being Investigated hy the
of the Onnje '! ": lleb n Churchill. . attorney general of that state
The hard Job Confronting pr-fttderv'
word 1
k. .a k
Even It-- mutt keep hit
, wren no ont t'tc w II t.Ke it
tots of people point the finger of
think they're proiul and chilly when they ass you calmly hy,
what's to tell you they are strangers who are filling sort of shy?
lit) to church and sing your praises to your Father up
Iho. Listen closely to the sermon with its words of t.oth and
love. How your heads in real th-ink'iv ing with a leelinjj that's
devout, then go forth and scatter sunshine when the folks are
filing out.
pou't Ik backward with your greetings, slay u.d chat ;i
little while. It's religion when vou're cheering and a helping toiks -arn Jut to s.iow oif their nngs.
to smile. Open ii vouf hearts ami listen to the other fellow s' P i
i mi i .i ... ... i mn that calls hs wife Dearie"'
can-s, nnd ou II pl.iy the part ol aneel though you do it una ares. bejr. watch. ng
; ?
ttui'it w i-.nr.l nittrk'-t rv'.i.l si Mi m, A pract cal joke t a pitton that
t:i mnrniiiK rru-r tt. th. lr l-u-!!!- cn't or bcth wil ,
Al I ' v It, k !n nti tii (1 I.)
!i -r tt l-li. on jini' i t ji': t
tax iri. n bv . N nay ol I'orCan.i
.t'Tn-r tc. i" l. Clui'ni.iu. t!-n-
r of Cm oi-i-.Mi rt.-r. a iwl :-
SPECIAL
pri-snlent of the L-irls' club: Kay Hurt. Hassett. summoaid by Mrs. san- A
. ... " """ business m.inncer pf the newspaper Ucri-on from her t Inrida orange
ary ana tor and JOjinst the Ku Klu.' ,,j t.v.,r ,, ti-i.i a...,,-..!.- mi..' grove, which he had h-en m.-in-ru.ir
4-
Uos II Parro't, literary ailrisnr o was ignored by his wife as he railed A
( A ,.'Ale.t I'rrMi l.-atr.) W lr. I
SAI.KM. Jan. II. County ju,..
tnd coiinnlv-lntirni of Orngon me. i
bi: here in their annual ronvenili'h
w.-re tsken for an NiitimioMIe trii
nwr tlie li.op toad to ft-lverton. a re
crutly completed section of Marlon
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Oranne "If staff will accompany j last night at the post office w here
delegation. I she was working. He went straight
o lo the post office alter visiting Mrs.
! Sanderson in New l ork and re
IsiKlr.ing bis Job. He explained his
resignation was due to unfortunate
I publicity which has been given him
'nnd Mrs. Sanderson. The novelist
had telegraph, d him to co home and
arrange his domestic affairs.
. He told townspeople that Mrs.
I Hassett was mistaken In bt r views
I lt bfl r.'Iul ii.n villi Ihn nn.-..1I..t
j1 $ i SVI.KM, J.in 1. A total of IIT.-I Mr lia's. ti has said that Mrs. San-
ln New York g -i i-e rebb ng mm1'1'' f ! er. uued by the stale dersnn aked her to ge t a divorce
't tne p. itol pert. In Roseburg tny '''r,'" "Ilon ( :i:on ement department and II has he. n said by her law -oi
O-e nrre iitiij only they don't 'during Is;; in th enforcement or era that !:e contemplates no legal
nr;d flus. i pro'ul.it'en U. acconpnc t, a re- pr-n-eedins of any kind involving
1 port iii.o with Governor Pierce to- h
x l i ... ...... ,
. ? i ., ' bibi'.ion rotiin-.isslonr. Of this
ij.y f -A n nut t: came from the state ;
l r r" O 1 pre'iti.n..r. tun.l and $-;CS : frotiJ ,
v CaX ' the rar--ot.es l-:r., I. p.oi h funds ere ,
d. p. led rt,,rt for a balance Of
-U.uj y th feller w.th poo-r it tl , ln o;,,, 4:u! tl t ,hr. tt.,.r j
hj-il:it,n8 kn writs th biggest ,L11 .nd expen.s rf the de-
c,-civ " . jparinirnt a.cotuted for Kv:.' l
husband.
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OUR STOMACH
f.Bil uw.ru .d bvicbiua;.
Atvmy 6i rthrf ia
SATURDAY
2 Cups and Saucers 25c
9-cup Aluminum Percolator 75c
Aluminum Roasters $1.50
Large Dish Pans (granite) 50c
Tin Cups, 2 for 5c
Special Lanterns 75c
Clothes Pins, doz lc
6-foot Congoleum, sq. yd f. 50c
6-foot Extension Round Tables $16.5"
g Copper Bottom Wash Boilers, large size $2.00
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