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bUUaCMHTION HATES
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Alice Raise Chicken.
MrMker of Ikf Muriaiv frvmm.
Th lto rrM 1 cluaily Milled lo th u for riniiicatlon
an ht ; injlttd to It or nol tah-TWIii., cr-olld In tins !
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KO&teUHli, OHfc&UN. THUKSOAY, DECEMBER 13, 1923.
WELCOME TO THE KIWAXIAXS.
Luckily the aoup
Was aerved
Beiore the
Speakers orated
At the Kiwanis
Banquet last v
And thue
Everyone w.M able
To hear
What was said.
DUM BELL DORA THINKS
Oliver Twist is a new dance.
vice.
It
With the presentation last evening of the charter to the local
Khvanis Club at a most representative and enthusiastic gathering
of its members in this city. Koseburz has taken another step for-
rrl in tho wav of arldinir tirextio-P to rivic activities bv the SUC- do were standing around Diving d'
ctful formation of this most worthy organization. j
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jne iNewb-neview waiiuiy weitumus uie rwiwama iuu. 0win(J t0 tn, Urge number of
know the good that tan, and will be accomplished, by the indi-; chorus girls in the village today, the
virtual efforts of each member radiating throughout the communi-! h"ded townsfolk are renovatm-
. i i l a , . . I their toupee.
ty, and we know the aims and true intent of the new club to that. g
degree that it will have a wholesome effect, not only ujion those! made your plans yet?
closely identified with its program, but the community at large. Soon Merry Christmas will have flew.
(Hy Wlckt Wamboldl.l
Some lime ago a mau wished niue
hrna anrl a rooster on ui and Alice
Immediately decided she would raise
chickens. At first she wanted to aft
the rooster because she said be
could cover mora eegs than the ben,
hut expert counsel prevailed to the
contrary.
In course of time a larite ben with
disagreeable countenance began to
park all day on her neat and get
fussy, whereupon we domiciled her
In the pump bouse on fifteen care
fully chosen eggs.
It was three weeks to a day when
Alice rushed into tlio house with
radiant face and sparkling eyea.
"Ob," she cried ecstatically, "that's
the amartest old hen tn the world!
The egge are already beginning to
sprout.'
They "sprouted" so well that we
OX T rTOft
The stump pullers were yanking out , soon bad ten black chicks and two
the old cluster lamp posts today while yellow ones, which Alice declared
,. ,,!,.,. .h. h,i nothina else to must be of a different make. She
T-: : , i,l., i o,.ll,, irl.mla in nrarfiw.l upon us m.rry way,
iVlWilllia j c n voi-ii wj ivnao tn stvmnwi ' ' r Then all
T. ! - . I. I.. 1.1 i., - I .rnl ...t l.llt- Itj I11T,'
11 IS popularly iit'iu lu uu a uusiiichs cix uiiAiLitii, uui h.i
I we have to look forward to,
Will be just Arbor Day.
csts arc far broader, its mission much loftier, its aspirations in- ill
finitely greater than can be interpreted by any use of the word! Dr. Coue is coming back, which is
. ..... , , - . , r i i - 'another sign the auckera are again
"business." It is a body of business and professional men, rather, i bltlnn Utely-
banded together for purposes of mutual and general uplift. Thei
church, the school, the state are three essentials of civilized life. The fact that a man led hie victori-
, . ... i ., , , i t i ii,- iko ous college debating team doesn't do
Often in the past they have been inimical, one to the other, to the hm a b.of goo(J hm h flet. nt0
detriment of the people. The spirit of healthy cooperation be- j an argument with the gin he married.
tv-een all branches of human activity which Kiwanis engenders, 1 it
includes the church, the school and the state primarily. From hnil.? J Vcc.p-
them it asks only what they are organized to give service lor tance and thanka.
humanity. To them it gives support of every kind. Many years t
ao-and yet not so long ago. either-a great lawyer in Kurope J"," -
resigned from his profession and gave up the practice of law be- peating the smart things their fathers
cause he said that it was impossible for a man to remain in busi- j and mothers a- .
ness and save his soul. In those days-a.s unfortunately too often : A mJJtt that ,t uk
in these days a man's idea of business was circumvention, that tWo to start an argument. But a mar-
is to say, to succeed, one had to be a cleverer cheater than hisj rid knows better.
neighbor. There were of course exceptions. We have seen, all of j
, . , , T , , i ,1 , i 1 Truth in advertising, is a very good
in.-niany of the beautiful things made by people in the past wholdca But thank keavenj not many of
Wfcfe exceptions; but ill business, men had Usually lorgolteil llie our young men resemble the fashion
(lolden Kule. Kiwanis has proven to the world tiiat a man can
succeed in business and not only save his soul, but improve the
quality of his soul by the way he has succeeded. Again we say,
with all sincerity. Welcome to the Kiwanians.
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r ' WIIEKE TO UUY f
plates tn clothing ads.
THE KINDLY NIGHT
When I first saw her.
Bathed in magic moonlight,
Her beauty was as a star
That shines in the night
Her hair like woven silver,
Glittering fair and bright,
Her face ao warm and tender,
Ah, she was heavenly sight.
My heart was filled, with longing.
For I loved her with all my might;
I aaw her in the morning;
Gawd! she was a fright!
WHERE IT'S FOUND
The long skirt is on the wane In
P.-ins. it is chiefly on the bow-legged
in America.
Chicken with very little dressing Is
; Many people at this moment are considering where they
should buy their Christmas stuff. They ought to realize that the
merchants of Koseburg are better supplied with holiday goods
tliHn ever before. Our business men have been studying the prob
lem of holiday purchases for weeks and months. More thought
aud inquiry goes into preparation for the holiday business than
people have any conception of. The merchants have been investi
gating the tendencies of this year's trade, to make sure that they
were keeping up with the latest ideas. They are giving their
customers a selection that includes the most recent developments,
yet is of such standard quality that purchasers and recipients of the prospect for tonight according to
gifts will receive substantial value. The people who go elsewhere - 2 y " ny now-
fur holiday stuff will show that they have little realization how 0I, Jup, p,",;, a vitjt0P n
splendidly equipped our stocs are. Our people will get a tlecid- our midst today and causing much
ed advantage in buying in their home town. They can take their Z,TZT .SCw eUim
oyn time to make purchases, and select the hours when the $
stores are the least busy with the rush of Christmas purchases, ! "Do net open until xmss," is the
and when they can get the best service. Also if they should by n)1obm8sh0m,ell'r' r Ptmr on their
any chance select goods that are not satisfactory, they will imd 1
it far better to deal with their own home people than with 1 A ,,ack of muet parjdcd around on
strangers. Their home stores will go the limit to make goods Dock Seeiy's lawn one day this week
Please thuir townspeople. If our people expect to build up this; -dunD 'X
town to fill the full possibilities of which it is capable, they must asses,
give their home stores the preference, and keep their money at j $ $ Ht
home. If all of our Christmas nuliey could be spent at home Jus,
year, it would give the city a splendid start for l'.Cl. ..f'n. J. V t ,
Hardly a day passes but dispatches tell of a bank robbery, JC?'?- &uL.7Us C-Sr :
with a big majority of the robbers escaping. It behooves the. .,Nobod
man who stands guard over the funds of a banking institution to. mu, nan9i ""around house '
be alert al all times regarding the safety of the funds of the m-i
stitution. Hank robbers seem to have the faculty of getting the
"drop" on cashiers, ami they do not hesitate short of murder to
accomplish their demands, usually getting away with everything.
in sight.
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Speaking of our fellow townsmen, Hon. O. V .Coshow, just,
appointed to the supreme bench, the Salem Statesman says:
"They called him Ted Coshow in the old school days; and he was;
a fine fellow then and has kept on going strong along the sanu'
line. Now he .is to be one of the Oregon supreme judges. That
eyed the three unhatched eggs anx
iously. "Couldn't we get a hen doc
tor or something for them?" she
asked.
Alice Insisted on placing the old
fowl and her brood In a coop among
the roses, In sight of Mt. Pisgah, be
cause she said they would enjoy
the fragrance and the view.
Everything went along smoothly
for about six hours. Then suddenly
I heard Alice begin tn talk tragically
In the yard. From long experience
I knew she was approaching me with
something on her mind and telling
It at every step. She burBt into my
study and held toward me two yellow
fluff-balls which peeped dismally.
"Look." she cried tearfully, "Look!
See what that mean, dreadful hen
has done."
I looked. The chicks' heads were
bloody but unbowed. Evidently
Chlckenus Horribills had tried to
brain her two yellow babies. Per
haps she thought something had
been slopped over on her.
"Oh! Oh!!" wnlled Alice in a fu
tile attempt to say what she thought.
Then she thrust both chicks into my
hands and rushed from the room. In
a moment she was back with a bot
tle of Iodine. From the way the
biddies s(tiea)ed. I would Judiie that
iodine smarts a little chicken as
much as It does a bte human.
"She won't do it any more I'll
bet you that." Alice declared emphat
ically. And off "she went again,
leaving me with two yelping chickens
on my hands.
Shortly I heard raucus protesta
tions from a strons-voiced hen.
Thinhlng probably It was being
spanked for Its unmotherly conduct.
I hastened out to see what was go
ing on. Alice was seated on the
grass, holding a struggling, squawk
ing hen on which she was working
energetically.
"What in the world are you do
Ini;?" I asked.
Alice looked up, Hushed and tri
umphant, with iMl-flle poised in
band. "I'm maplnuring the old
thing's bill," she doctored. "And
I've fixed it too. Maybe she can
bump them, but she can't bite them
any more.
I looked, and my admiration for
Alico's Ingenuity moved up another
peg, for she had neatly rounded off
the sharp point of that old hen's bill.
But Alice was not Bure then that
her little charses were thoroughly
protected. Later she called me to
come out and look at tho' chicks
again. There were 12 coal black
biddies.
"Where are tho two yellow ones?"
I asked in perplexity.
Alices face shone with the plow
of achievement. "There they are!"
3ho pointed triumphantly. "Now the
old thing can't tell them apart. 1
dyed them."
And, bless my soul, if she hadn't.
IS
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$:,ooo REWARD
IVr the bask. itiall fan who doesn't
. t cM'ue.l at tile pmie Saturday eve.
t the hj::h school g m.
judicial body loses a good and able member and gams another.
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Looks like a good year for Uosebttrg's Chamber of Commerce
judging from the interest shown at Tuesday's gathering. There
has been much good work accomplished in the past and there is
imi, h to bo done vet to carry forward an aggressive program, l'.ul
with everyone putting his shoulder to the wheel 1'.'-I
great year lor lloseburg and Pougla-. county.
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The big rush comes next week with a
ang.
lil.I'MM'tXtT ilW. '(T U ATI l
Miss Allies rilrliforil, county ju
venile otievr. w bo lias been m.ikins a
M'arrh for Mlnnio Hhurhiiiii. who Is
believer! tn have been kidnapped
inini the Mate home for feeble mind
ed at Salem. h:is been unable1 to b-
cute the Kill in soutbeit
Miss 11.himii.i:i .is Mill
tlOlll Kci llr-1'Olt while s.i.- r
for u number of xe.irs. A .-hurl
before she disappeared she .. i
i ll by IMil III. 11. lilt are Mlsp. i t.
Inning spirited her away irom
slate Institution.
riiris'm.i treis are heinc broutht
from M.uMi"ld to ltselurg by anto
ti n. k. mid be snipped Tom lu re
lo San Fraiu-is.-o. ;- lpp.-l iui.1
Harry Houston of Coos May have ro
o ieil a contract for a large number
of Ire.- to h v.. nl l.i it L-,. ,...!.,...,
hoilld he a an.l Oakland.' hut b. cause of the
i.lI.Uo washout on the S. IV line at
; Aus'a. ,re presented (rem shipping
j ut tti tr-'es hy treieht. Hocausw et
the uelay they are loading the trees
; "" auto trucks and hauling thorn to
tins city wh. re they ere acuta belli
lea.le.i tor shipment sauth.
Douglas county has third place in
Oregon in the use. of agricultural
lime, says A. II. Cordley, secretary
of the state lime hoard.
More than sunn tons, or 210 car
loads, have been delivered to approx
imately ISO farmers, since October,
litis, when the hrst car of lime was
shipped from the state lime plant at
Hold Hill. As some of the carload
orders were placed by a number of
formers who pooled their small or
ders to get advantage of carload
Ireivht rates, the number of persons
served is approximately 200.
Kvery county iu western Oregon
except Curry, which Is cut olf by
laik of transportation facilities, has
received shipments, Two counties
cast of the mountains. Hood liiver
and Lake, haie also received lime.
Of the - 1 1. carloads of lime shipped.
91 have gone in Marion county. 1 rt
to Polk. U to Douglas. 11 to Clack
amis. 10 each to Yamhill and Coos.
!' to Linn. S ca. h to Denton an
Mulinoiuau. i: , u-h to Lincoln and
Coos, 1 each to Hood Itivi r. Wash
Incti a and Clatsop, 3 each to Colum
bia ami Tillamook, and 1 each to
Josephine and Lake.
CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS
Let us solve "Her Gift" problem for you. Our hoi;,
than enough suggestions to make your shopping trip for "Ht pJ
paratively easy and enjoyable task. It ij the useful gifts nl J
because they are a joy to receive, such as Blouses, Hosierv ri
Lingerie, eic. nna eu wc re uucnug uiesc suggestions.
GIFT BLOUSES
For every occasion, trim, tailored
models, dainty ruching, fine pin
tucks and "waffle pleatings.
Also dressy Blouses in fashion's
latest fabrics Printed Silks, Crepes,
etc. Moderately priced at
$5.95 to $12.50
SILK HOSE
Are'always appropriate and very ac
ceptable as gifts. A woman needs
hose to match and hose in contrast
effects. At this store you may select
from the sheerest of chiffon or
heavy thread silk in black and colors.
Priced at, pair
$1.25 to $3.50
"C P?sJ
oves L: l
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SILK UMBREUJ
For "Her Gift" ! aV-..
Attractive handles with .trap J
' 1 "'B turners. Lovers oft,,
or heavy silk taffeta- n.
black, navy, copen, purpk
gray, maroon and scarlet.
$4.75 to S13.95
JfWsrms 1 laioves are
Vf Appropriate
Gifts.
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DAINTY LINGERIE
For the Christmas shopper who seeks
dainty gifts, we suggest: Give Lin
gerie, and in our holiday display
you'll find the kind "that is differ
ent." High quality silks, satins and
crepes in dainty and stylish creations.
Kayser's Italian silk vests and bloom
ers in maize, orchid and flesh.
Vests - - $2.95
Bloomers - $3.95
F.YnilJfillR larA tri'mmaj ,J
broidered gowns and tociaa
oi crepe cle crime and ri
priced at .
$5.00 to $6 jj
BATH' M
Of Beacon Blanket
in trimmed, Pastel shakwa l
or plain wide wale cortJ''
robes in rose, copen, etc. Pat I
$5X0 to $3.95
T Ladies Apparel j
Tho troop is under the direction of U'ebber was officially presented with' and will "j;
James Adams, who was the scout his Kasle scout badt;e. There was city. r-r '
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To rorlkiiii-
leader of the second troon formed a wood at'endance at the meeting
In Portland In 1917. Ho is an ex-, and much Interest was shown,
porienced Hoy Scout worker and it is o
expected that the Sutberlin troop
will soon rank hlph in the county
Scoutmaster I.inlott made a shor
talk, explainlliR the stinimer ramp
and each of the Koselmrc Scouts
spoke briefly on scout work. Calvin
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RD AND GUN CLU3 NOTICE
111 be a
'suit ot
leC It.
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Ill-cMll,; of the
!! 1 ail, I Cam club at
s C.irjKi,, 1'. ida ei uins.
Come and tet neni car's
A n,w troop of Hoy Scouts has
n orcanu. , at Sutherlin as r.
trip made to Hint i,t',.-n
1 ues, I iy ncintu tiy Scoutmaster l.in
tott and Scouts M.ivnard It. II, Koh
crt oppie, Cnlyi,, Webber and Km
l'ctt. The Sutherlin scouts were
put Hnoimh t.o ir. lendenooi tesii.
and Here awarded their scout baiU-,
Player Roll and
Sheet Music
Cabinet
Both Art Model and Up
right Cabinets- Keep your
music and rolls out of the
dust, and off the piano.
Prices from $20 to $50
Ott's Music Store
ROSEBURG, ORE.
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r irHi oasKOtoail Kame ot Hie seai-ou - w.i
High School KVin Saturday eve-' if Portland &;
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Kred Helntz left last' ni'-ht for Buy Buildirg Let-
Portland where be will spend sent'
time ai.eniliuc lo business ultair.
Mr a.iJ nr
av wHKi Mr ;'-.
lot in ovt-riiwi
of H U
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Mrs. T.awreiine A. flolix and baby erect a B-
arrived this morning from Kua- nc ' sprins.
Dear Folks: woi
To do the things you say you'll do, rtJ't"BjrK
bring returns that more than pay fr 4,1
sacrifice your omi resptx-t c.uli time you j..
nothing good of those who f::il to keep tnr
To say you'll meet a man at a'-th 4;jo.-:
perhaps is not a vital tiling viiii'h hus ! 5tK ;
the same, you gave your wonl. a wora ers;fpt.
be you've a good excuse, p.rh.tps " - -f
mail a check today, and then t. let it '
do, this much is not deni.-d. Ami ytt -- vt
perhaps it was neglect, but ju.-t tne
of your respect. , u, io'f '"
It's easy work to say a thin you '
whaU the use of saU thii.gs ,,u U - V
better far to say you'll try. or (!" w
thing that hurts the standing f-t a T-AV" vp.'?';
),,-;.- f,.!i.-c cvh.-i kn"V .vml .'..'.'
ito iimniji i.-.eo , uoru.
Muff, that every time you g'-' y.'or
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reputation then will shine
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