PACE TWO
11 0 S E B U R G N E WS-REV I E
lamed Oaily except Sunday
a. VI. HATKH. . : ...
. Prewideut ami Mauafer
.. Secretary-1 rwuurtrr
bUbSCRIPTION RATES
Dally, per year, IjT mail
Da'ly, h1 mouth, by mail
Daily, three mouths, by mail
Daily, biukIu iTH.iitii, t.y mail
lady, by carrier, p'T uioniu .
$4.00
a. oo
l.oo
,6u
.60
1.00
PI
BY 8ERTG BATES
Weekly Newsllevie-. by mail. P year
am -nm liMi In r " f rrvd.
).- yon, utdor Hid Att of March J. m.
"ROafcUURO. OBiHiON. iUC-OAV. DECEMBER 4, I923.
"floating 1510 THOUGHTS
COOfJ EVCNING FOLKS
With the jury
Out .-"li night
Wt'll bet
Many p. wife
Wa wonticring
Abo rt three a. m.
Where her
Wandering hubby
Wat parked.
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
An itching P-dm it a tropical plant.
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:
Respect for VWd Life-
lu many American fit . .
some of the larscst ,kh, ,,b "f
uucoi.:::. in now u,h.- a rabbil op
pine through a bard or a -1u"r''
s-a.nperiiiK acro.s Ja W w!
for birds, tboy ar. pr. - In
nuoibet. and nmn varieue f oier
I iv rare aitracl no w dal -.ticition.
it l.. i.traiii:i. idtuadon to man;
middle-aged u.an, !o remeuincr-..
how i hi boyhood ov.-t sped
wild HI.- wa a till. g b '""II
down mid captured or k',1
bovs of today Boineh" do not st.rii
to consider it .o hI.t'iu to rob a
biid'a i.et or bring don a mother
bird iih a slinK-shnt or stone a
Bfjuirrel to death. A wild rabbit,
small enodgli. may Invite capture, but
Is likely to be net live again. t-t"
dona nnoear to ha'e undergone
1 . .
iin; nfiuH iii;lh(1i iu inn- -
. rraj . n-n ...?iv hark ami
Li, thought, are a form of opportunity that come 10 , - n,d attach! l iea.ed
M.d tOlllinunilies and lllttioilS, but there H not al'Wl.s . ',,., t0 ,he teatt of their pant, in, criture appear., but it '
d, ,, f1(,at t.e, They are hk some great ,ni which . ordrr t0 make ,t taf.iy to work .h... .lMf
" .' ii ,.r onoortunities ol coni-:-m. ' - - -. . -M humiUKi
1 . . . .. ..1,.. l.ii' t-i 1 hilt if liaS' . ... I ...A billintr nuf tl(l I
incrre. Lut. it may lmd Inat the water i ....u,-, , Dern c0d, am t it? if h i to i of education.
I, tlsewl.ere to deliver iU rich freightage. JIany un pcop o , ue" VintaS '.n, Have been
I,,,.; , tl. inst feu 11'OlitliS had big thoughts 111 regard to Have you .1r.y new cure. thi. chiidren. foi .-ar and yean,
have during the 1-ast CU n.oiu.., a. u u n advail- aon for chilblains? lo be more kindly to all living tluna
fdueatiol). 1'erhai.S SI-Ikh.1 teacliers talked to them n IU aavH I und their spirit spread. Natural!.
t,ie, A big thouglit v.as trying lo cuter the harbor ot their executlve the one who! HocietleH have f.J
ill.;. Uut as theV rellected, the tliff-eultie. seemed to gv can develop h. bt tHat it In other., manyajto viMJ.r..
Thei:y Would have to give up -Jr il Ada, .a. .he, created. - -vouiig
iieojile were not ptihapi, litttrt lor i.iLncr ouib. b hg d dn.t ttay that way ,0a th. mii(.azjlHili h(1V(. (fllle ,t.lr parl
imd nelhaps tli. ir Jamiliei needed the money they could eain. out soap well. ad.linK to the ordinary funda-
Jiuu peinai represented good judg- ig?e mentals of instructhm a love for -Na-
llieir (I.HISIOII to go to WOllv m.. "ae repitst , ' 4-11T town EAYS i.ore and a respect for all the lovely
I c.lf l'i. Uut in many cases the llOUOlt H.ia . jreian.l harmless outdoor c reatures un
ivtl. ,1 their mental tlsannt ls were not deep enough lot a oig; f odi3tinc typ, y0Ung and. old. , known to any former
1 '' . : '. ,,, , mioht have enriched their lives. So, m Albany Democ-rau
IIUUIU, ... V , . tr, to
Ui i i r; ".""'T. r-i i "
'"
civilization.-
ifis in the hie of a city. Uig mougnis come ..a utile chicken thro.,gh the yard
.i t ; I.'..-t v; V ' M .S i lf iimuv, v . i
- rf.nll,nn alnut nne HilV
which a city might broaden iU Ute and increase nun . ; - n '"r'..a .
In Sunny California
Hemming visitors from California
clve some startlinK iniorination ro-
. ... curdina real estate operations there.
i. - .m..n.! if-, an.all eyes chanced to stray. . , n.a men
i- i. .. ',, ill r ;i si: . iih uh.h i"" i...T - - ....
lil'J clllisnveiinieiii. - " . .( - ,V.1P11, , . .. ' 1 . ana women, are to be found anoui iv
as to taxation, lack of sell .acnlic. are "'"" ' " " " " 17 '
,uil make many ot these civic naiboi. too . back thr0lifJh the yard with
. I t
lor these great vessels of thought and action that see to uiur
Uuople need a kind of mental dredging that shall make us all able
to float the big thoughts that ask to come in and land tneir freight
in our lives.
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No other section of the United State can grow a better or
more delicious prune than Douglas county. The Douglas prune is
kiH" of 'em ali. This is a fact that should be known world wide,
, i.i !...t ,.i-r,;,,e t. iind better markets ior the pro-
iul U .llllll nei. t wimt. . ....j - .... , ,i
When the proposed local prune association is i.......v. ......
inlv e .tablisiied the foundation win nave mm
And tee the orange marm-o-lade."
REVIVED
In a court case not long ago the
Frenchman', description of a bathing
dress wat referred to; vil.: "Some
thir.fl that begin, nowhere and end.
feet apart in 'Southern ( alilornia anu
that tbo raid residents of the country,
are privately ndvisina .trunsers to
steer clear of lot purchased. It ia as
su.ned that while the trading' con
fi...i,.u those who buv nropely and
limnediatelv turn it may escape loss
but that the final holders will be
caunlit. . .
Tlw. ..Inmbnl u .r mMP 1 llUt
.11,.- oiaiLiii.n r .. . " ---
may of those engaKid in realty work
her. The lot shown her was very ue
slmlilo and well worth the price ask-
diplomacy I. so she nald tauf down, presiim-
.... ii .,, rnln having one. coai un wv.tcn nau in.iu,- a
UllV aUCf'i-i oj.the prune lUdUSU-y m Ulis "V comes in early In the morning.
Hid tihioiicyiH Ui to keup the standard ot the pacK nignei aim
.lutt.
lirlnl
nnro " iii the soutliwest are plain croons, a
i iv.n,,..r fireunn woman. liviiiK near
, i I os Anueles. was lilken to See a lot
Ye ed. think, a friend ,. a man who, L. An. I s t0 ,.
CUb..a lite e.ifiic pv.vjjib j '
The real shirt sleeve
HER MOST
APPRECIATED
GIFT!
Electrical Appliances are a boon to the busy
housekeeper yet how many homes are fully
equipped with these convenient, labor saving
devices?
"Just the thing for Christmas," you'll agree,
end you're right! They're ornamental, too,
and their inexpensiveness is an added at
traction. All the newest and most improved Appliances
are here for your selection.
YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD
USE IT
.1
lint a few months titer when she
-A. Si went to tiny her ta4. he found she
... : l,.,i;,, W i t wi onrailizeu Arntl.er v.nv to avoid insomnia is: "au
ei''i ;i . 1 ;.V' 'nun 11,1 v.eiifiiirim.-i iu.iiix"- - - - ,.,'...;. ..(, or not been civen title to mo 101 umi
; . a-noaucnirating iU efiorls along sound, businesslike ? from ...n.n. note, for your t haJ litl
, A U""1' , ' . , . : , ,..,. for the prune in-1 I to a pi- ee of property that was worth-
v.it .. i beueiit e.xiiccted in manj was lor mi. piuiic in t . 1 ' hi.. vnd.n4 to find tho own
... ,' ! I If what the barbers uy about the , ' . , K..in,i,,,i w but they had
(1U.'U Oi una inuny.
'Hudson
" , II 00K6 IIKC l"C '
The local waiter who had been passing moonsnine omi crop ot new poeis.
..... , ' .... ;., i,,f idll.. nrired at four dollars a bottle, x
ci iliiier to Lui'iii'm ' 1-... i
thirtv-two dollars a quart is serving a 00 days sentence, top
. , ,. ., . ...-.i i, ,,!;, fr,,m Iho rotail nricc ot Ins
ix'd on wiui a iii--.
coming of doliar haircut, i. correct, i f, j;ne js nsPr tn iha extent
, inr.l.K iiLa th wor d miani aei
. ... i . i. I ihjh.jj iiPm.,
5jO0. Eatit Oreiionian.
i-
flap again
' Is ihe galosh going to
this winter '
,
-tuff both the fine and sentence look like a plaything to him. The, if y0Ur .oul really must have a eon
,u'"" 111 , , , . , , r ,,.,;,, n with iiio fident be extremely precautious that
icllow who icdilles boo.e takes a chance of meeting up vwut lie, receiJing and not a
i i i ...;,r ti.w r.-iei he so nrices his stock that the prolit, !,:o..dcastina .t.ition.
law, aim, r, . t -
u,,..,. ...w.i.m. ir. ,.i,v,.v no his expense account, leaving a healttn r
dividend for the ".stoikliold. rs."
' Remember, cotiperation means dealing with your fellow man
in the :,,uiie manner that you wish him to deal with you. Then
wholesome re-iults come to all concerned.
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The evidence of a self-acknowledged bixitlegger is the cause
of manv a hung jury. Lying and bootlegging go hand in hand.
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The cold ; uap enih d in one of those
wavs make a fellow feel at home.
fine
warm rains that al-
A popular politician is alive
"friends" so declare.
-o-
to
ul.iv and dead tomorrow if his
Whin vnu nrowl aoout
shoe bill be thankful' that your child
re:i .-re not centipedes.
If insects can't reason, why doe3 a
fly alight on the butter when a swat
tcr threatens?
A. -i.
A radical is a bird who uses hi.
brain, a, a parking place for queer
ideas.
-3i & . "Webfooters'
iii . ... . , .
Advertising h,s made a "live one" The North Bend Chamber oi com
out o'n "dead one"-Look at King meroo is, out with the domanjl IhM
T. i the nickname of Webfoot for Crecon
& ii ife "e otticinny oanina iroin ui" suit, n
J- J- J- jt conveys the impression
I'.-.ris nas raiien. oasmuny nmitu
the maiden as she saw her escort's
team will he awarded one of the cups
and the hoys' team the other. The
numerals ot the winners will be
placed on I lie cups and they will be
left in the school permanently for
...I- TIia ournrHftic nf the
' cups will take place alter the game
' f nnir.rriiW
(inn.l ImsVelhall material is show-
The deriding roniest in the hinh in, up in the class teams and the
e, h.,i ii, rrhiEs nries will he held co:irh is to pick his school team from
ase in New York, and the prent-j . .,.,, , ,i,,, ,,ih Ro,ol tliese nliivers. A Rood fast tame.
dent M bolus asked to pardon J6 "f- cvmnasitim. At 'this time the win-' between tboth thy boys' and girls'
f.'nder, where a man questioned the, (ne ronu,sls ,, far lhis gc.. teams is expected,
court's decision and the judge sent, . , o
him lo Jail. It is such things as Una ,,,. r ii,isnn Pentiirea von will cnloy. news that
...... , I 1... Wi tL-. ui.ri.nd ; ..'' .... . ..... . j ..-
l.ll uie.-u .111.11,,,'. ... . .
A Wrona Plan
The OrcRon Stati small has protest
ed that it is an . outrage, almost a
crime for a judite himself to preside
where a man is being tried for con-
nr m,-t 1. la nnf homanlv
It'lllU. W, ,v ... ..... -
... , ...j... . 1 ,.nKin In I
possiuie ior a junm- 10 uc uuuiwu
...I.. p., t h., ,.-aa nnt nnir.red if
; luir. inoi'. .. ii- ..... .
j he. was not IryiiiK to punish, he would
loot be havinrr the ease at all. There;
the family is a ease in New York, and the presi-
isiTrnni bpp nwir !
:INIthbLADD ml
A1H:11U5bJ
Dean RoiUiOj
of Orefon, ami
l.eily of tie M
niorning on th VA
versity educat'n t
the various o:h :
iw.n. Mr. KoS:.n
,-ry inter. s;ias M'-1
lv cave matii vi"'
f,,,-,,-iimn "hiIl f-"
i-.'i, ial to bigiftW
Electric store.
ahnnlil ho the last nlaces in America
where oppression is used. Oregon
Statesman.
ma .i, " ""if .. .
piare to no one to protect the courts. I ' - tho ' ,hilt ., Bave m0ncy. Yor'H find 'em up and t tw -
Dmi.fm ,iiM, F"'.;'' i,.nM, of ,,, ,.ri(.s The jrirls'
, will interest you aad
that will sa
rrlvertisers.
.
w ny uui vr,"- .i
nHv-ertisenients view's h.ippr M'-.,'J
nichi'3 par'-
their
onw
fist.
individuals boost with their mouth
and ku
v ith
1
)eav l'olks:
When you're primping for occasions mi Ii as dances .r..d the
like, then misfortune seems to hunt you, and to hud ou :.-.d to
.vtrike. l-'irst the clock will slop its ticking ai.d you'll find it's get
ting late, then a sock's among the missing and .wufil niul a'-Mier
mate. Cut you'll rip it in your hurry and you'll I n': ;' :'n '. a
chair, all the time a gniinmg bravely anil a tn itui net to . -a. .iv.
Then your lingers start to argue with the Ts 01 ; mv
shoes, and you feel the swift approaching of the imvi" -aoii
blues. When vour laces break, you chu.'kle, but "i,i- l.'..'..'' -
a.-.rter o er h'S ch-c-top.
OUT-SOLLlC SOLCMON j
A brainy guy is Reuben Glue, j
i A really crafty sort of btokc: !
b i He we.irs a pair of ea; muffs to
" j Avoid the pesky flivver joke. I
i
It 5 possible to drive a car with
one hand, but it is safer to have a
girl who has some initiative.
1 A local youth v. hose ide.is nin to
w e brimmed hats and sideburns,
i tolls ye fid. that one thing mce
br.therscmc than owning a Ford car is
being around a girl vvho ovns one.
A m-v. srd.'in goes to the dogs
o.cr the loss of his puppy love.
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; if t ,--1 , o
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"t'rost ain't S'-. p'.nty oo a feller,
"v-.e -s t -3 ir poetry."
it conveys the impression that me
son is n rainy place. It also insists
that orchnrds r.wo using the word
"Misiland" as a brand for fancy fruit,
a.; it too r" i" a false idea of the
humidity of this i; ir region. It would
ir, stead call Ur.L-on the llatnbow
stale and threat. -is to appeal lo the
lcvii-lat'.tre lo net the nutter.
The trouble is th-it neither Ore
ji.iuans nor tie- Oregon legislature
have anything to i!o with the matter.
No one chooses l is own nidirame- it
is applied t.y a-s.irlatrs mid neiidi
boi., niul prote.-ts only make thetti
cling to ll firni.-r Conirasted will
Hi
alf-liiy e!
.i,ll ils itltlMle j
to th.' piom , is ;
i,n i some v av !!
t.ess tori t d the l
li. e.Mne vehhe i.
- ouire an iiuii'
ni, diateiy b-'i aei'
that ivlild he pie
the people of I r,'
bo.:
n! grim. Per our temper's tpiickly rising a. i a
to the brim. Then you collar button lidgets til! it v, i,
I'loi r- as oti bend to stop its rolling, then your head .!-.;
door. Next vour ti.-starts getting cranky, tho you pa,
n it'.s, tied it's sovt of groggy and yo..
Xf.;S C,RF.'TIN03
K.
on . mieht, w !
i. n't right.
W'I.e't voiir di'esseil
i',g to be done. As 0,1
i:nd to ran. Uut at last
ft rniinate. When you c
Iht.t ou ir.tist wait. So
o is .rr
ii,
it. :
io i i m iti i
your .-li-es 1 'ok dingy, so thcr
brush, the per.-piratioti starts
you're set ami ready, so your
dl to gtt .eiir partner, you're
veil think of how you hurried.
I'aliformn. Oregon
-.clpitalioii seened
i very moist place
i iared that the wet
of die iwies to
liko these of a duel. .
.Mia fancy that un
popular, and o'!'
ii ' ably c ipiiali.i d by
. .n. inasimieh as an
.i of nrnlitv , vu-nds for thousande
of miles lo tia ..ist. so'.ldo ast and
south id tmi boundaiies.- Capif.!
Journal..
No More Dull" Seasons
Oik .,1 ;,n iug, an, us merchant .liseov
i r. ! that the logiepl time to inh.nise
va v lift) hi it. : was .-low and iu
, pn,,;r dull :e a- IIS Ol t' Viae K 1
,a, ahu. as it 1.,.. .u i lll. h fer 1 thai
,..- ,e:y th.' io-vae busei'-ss man
'tv. .i now n ies advertising wh-n
li :.-1 .1- s slou, ! a wn. He g. l'.eial.y
er.e. ,1 up the ii;. i s.-nsons "Allll a ou.e'
e re. sale hut a, far as h.s to v a
t.''V .el'.eMis;; :; as concern. -.1 Ilele
a . a-!-. '. . vhen tie re was
alien
a. A
,il
a te:.
all la
. iuess matt le i ! ; a
n of the pie ; os, s
sjluper h lo r1 ,s.!.g.
not up to hi.. : ..: is
it t;p Ihiou-H in
. l-.l tlia' v 111,
,1 m pioil.u i o ao
no dull m ..sua; .u
s. - Kugi ne II a.u vl.
Make Tout
MLKERS W
Feed them Noxail Milk ProM
and be Sure of Greater Ret
tn - , i
Manv
your
.' of the best dairymen in Western Oregon are provi
-n r .. r l .1
uiiiRx-rs pay vA'nen you rcea inem
NOXALL MILK PRODUCtR
It's
feed
pure ar.J wholesome ancl mntnins inore net
NriY.-ill -A rcwua n:iv k 1 wr(acr t-i rr i r t h U 3 C.C
. .'nn 01""
nutt'dion , innj
t sat in olt "
SOLO BY
Farm Bureau Cooperative Excn
ou raced. ; lid it brings
ftp
t .np
W OVVle
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a
Haste is Waste."
lo mind the saying th