ROSEBURG NgWS-REVIEW, TUESDAV, NOVEMBER H. 1g
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BY BERTGBATCS
MONEY-MAKING AND
CHURCH-GOING.
al'lMib-Tlnai ! reserved.
ItitCrli as iULaJ Vla"i Uiaa..r"'"ia7T7. VJM. at ibo post oflice at Kwaeburu,
Orcnou, uauer me aci oi watiu ,
WIIHMS Ul'U MONEY GOES
"The I'nitwl Stales is y km. ding on future wars alone more
than the entire net expen.ses of the federal government five years
tW. It is spoiKlinjf as much as the aggregate net earnings of all
the railroads of the country in their most prosperous year. No
body has yet shown wherein there is a shadow of an excuse for
this exhausting strain on the nation's economic resources, or what
peril or policy of government can warrant such expenditure. To
i-ay that it is done for the national defense is silly. The nation
al 'deiVliMJ is weakened, not strengthened, by this excessive strain.
The conventional argument that armament is a form of national
insurance is not highly impressive. No property owner feels
compelled to take out new policies because a business rival has in
creased his insurance. Moreover, if a manufacturer devoted 0
per cent of his total income, as the United States government
u il.iii.cr. to navinif insurance premiums, his creditors would soon
intervene, and his case would also receive the careful attention of
i,n expert alienst. What an individual could not do without sub
jecting himself to court proceeding is what every government b
doing in the name of national defense." Frank L. Cobb, Editor
The New York W orld.
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Koseburg is going to see the day, and not far distant, either
when it will be without a single place for the entertainment ol
its people and others if some agreement is not reached soon for
the purpose of suitable grounds for outdoor amusement:;. Wit
ness the big crowd that took advantage of the football game tit
Umrehvood Park yesterday, one of the nioM ideal locations to
be found as u community center for all kinds of activities on a
large scale. Each succeeding celebration held here is augment
ed by a large attendance of people from all parts of the county
and the necessity of the city owning suitable grounds for these
activities is becoming more apparent every year. The location
at Eaurelwood park not only affords ample grounds for outdooi
.ports of all kinds, but the adjoining park, so delightfully located
would prove an acquisition to the city's int -rests that in tin
years to como will prove- a sound investment. Koseburg should
tr.ko K.mie action to secure and retain one or more of the beau
U:ul plots of ground within easy reach of the center of popula
tion before these tracts are cut up and sold to private parties.
The day is soon coming when our neglect will be very disappoint
ing to the people of Koseliurg.
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With the Own I'riiue already back on German noil anc
news dispatches telling of the probable return of the kaiser U
his fatherland all occurring in close proximity to Arnustict
1);1V ought to stir our patriotism to that degree that the cele
bration of the signing of -the armistice be made more elaborate
and nut riot ic than ever before. The movements on the part ol
lornur Gorman war lords to re-enter their country should not be
paired lightly. They are a bunch of trouble makers and llieii
restoration should be looked upon with a certain degree o
grave .suspicion.
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
We're dern sorry
And we want
Extend apologies
Fer not callin' '
your attention
To the weekly
Bath in last
Satui day's issue but
You'll probaDly need it
More tonight
Than ya did then .
KS
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
A briar pipe hat thorns on it
!!"
Well fellers. sh was some celebra
tion, ch? ,
I Bv W'lckcs Wauiooldt.)
I OB.-u'hMard a succcful buMmSK
man av, "I can't afford to slay
from church." I ank-'d 'hli'
meant. Uc said he attrilmtcd li8
nanrlnl success to his Mcady atu nd
au at church.
H. tnl.l me that for many years
he worked hard for a lii'c a'"1 nad
ban lv maile ends meet There was
nr Indication that the future would
show any Improvement. A steady
prlnd from morning till nicht, day
afier day. week after k. year a'
ter vear. barely kept th- wolf from
the door. F.ven then the animal s
aw' Home snout poked In orcasiunally.
When Sunday came ibis man was
tlr-d. He did not feel like froinir to
church. He U4t depr. d and iit-1.W--S.
He ellher wanted to lie around
the house and rest or ft out Into
the country away from It all
While contemplating his dismal
future, he looked about h'.m. He ob
served that the majority of the sut
roKfiil tieonle were Identified with
the churches. In fact. It seemed to,
him that the church-goers as a class i
cot along pretty well. He wondered ,
if there w as not som thin bark of I
it all that he did not timurstanu. re
determined to find out. He began
going to church regularly.
Within si months thiii'.s commen
ced to change for him. First of all.
his own outlook on life improved.
This Brought a sense of confidence
and security that he h;:d not known
before. He felt there was a sus
taining power back of him upon
which he could lean anil rely. The
feeling grew. His shoulders 'went
bar k: Ills chin went tip: he becan to
look his fellow-man squarely In the
eye. Mentally he to:k hold of his
own situation. , He began to go af
ter things and he beean to get them.
At the time he related this story
to me ho Mood wall In his church
and in his city.. Ie ijad money and
V.e had Influeuce.' and most of all,
he h;fit contentment. ' ' If
The church stands for the con
structive thine, the wholesome thing,
the worth-while thing. It Is rea
sonable that a man putting himself
in touch with such forces should ben
efit 'financially, as well as otherwise.
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GOOD
CIGARETTES
JUfiu
GENUINE
"BULL"
DURHAM
TOBACCO
Classified Seci
ALL NEW ADS ON BACK PAcT
WANTED
'T
for itPvT ,.
men., ,
si
Opera Star Forms
Her Own Company
W'iVTI-'n X Kn 1 rnw. P. ItenrirL ' FOIt liKV'l'IrirT
. - i i..... ... wen
Wlibur.oregonjut.ji. : ion. jj B ur-
WANTErP-Turkeys, mige oi atualL FOU IUiNTKM-i!
Phone 14 F 14- Boyer Bros Wednesday, Th LIiu
WANTEi Wood fulling Job In guodfa-. evenlnu i
timber. Ilox 40, l(t. i itoseDurg. John Full ltl-'NT V, --J
Clenj 3 mil,:, " 7'?
WANTEH to rtnt Modern furnished; (Jlad..n. ""H' L
room. Must be quiet. Address Box ,, . r; i
X care News-Iievlew. j u 1 lu--NT--aIlMr
I'-'iuy furnished J, "
M apartment. v'.."l
WANTED Old false teeih. We pay
high as $10 fi r full sets. Don't mat
ter If broken. Western Metal Com
pany, Uloomiugton, HI.
When the legion gang puts a show
on they put it on, we'll say and with a
bunch of Hvewires like the Doys o
Umpqua Post they should be able to
scrape some of the moss off the backs
of the calamity howlers and make the
village set up nd take nourishment.
Now Its predicted that in thirty
years, maybe only twenty years, there
won't he any Thanksgiving turkeys
left. And no post-Thanksgiving hash.
It's an ill wind, etc. that has no
silver lining.
That Resbo. Elluks feetball team
musta had a shot of Boswell yestiddy.
Anrf u,'re rtern olad the high schoot-
erslrompcd all over the carcasses of
the Grants Passers down in that vll
iage yestiddy. i , ,
Oh. well, what's the use comment
' on all of it It was too good fer
voids-
All of us are either better or worse
than we appear on the surface to bs.
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Have you ever seen that awful curse,
That comes to you in the shape of a
nurse? .
She rs such a face i
When she's sent to a place.
If the patient don't die he gets
worse.
The poor, like the rich, we will al
ways have among us. ' ;
eEvil communications corrupt good i ' ' ' ' ."..' ',.
manner..- There surely was a prohet- ord has been received here of the
, A , u i 1 1 marnaire rcrontlv of Mhs Ora Weav-
.e vision of telephone service. ( forln(,r,y , Cropk ,,.
'V ! ter of Kdwin Weaver of that place.
Kipling expressed it too mildly. The' viss Weaver and Mr. H. H. Carter i
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HOLIDAT CAins
Order your nonnav cards now. A
beautiful engraven line to make your
selection fijm. Orders placed dur
ing the next thirty days will not be
billed before January .1. l'J 2 4. Don't
delay. Call News-Keview office.
FORMER . , MYRTLE
CREEK GIRL MARRIED
WANTED To rent, or lease, by re
sponsible party, modern home with
three bedrooms, cloee In.. Furnish
ed. Best of care guaranteed. Address
T. H. N. care News-Hevlew.
WANTED A refilled elderly lady de
sires a place to keep houne for
small family of one or two. Address
in care of Mrs. J. W. Diaper, Box
727, Uoseburg.
WANTED Work. Man anil wto sep
arately or both. By day, week or
monUi, handy man at any kind of
No ttj
E. D. Lewi. ,
it -
reiertnce. Call k!
FOH 8ALB-U.7rr-
Wc cb. ttilf
Full SALEM)akIrT-J
wooui'houe 15F1J. -
It'll SALK-Iir:
"es, Phone t Mt A
on SAijirSri-J
WANTED Sleeping room In private
family by business gttl. Must be
reasonably clone In, heated, and
with privilege of using piano, or will
bring own piano. Address V. H.,
care News-Review.
T MISCELLANEOUS T
FIOK5MC3 MACBETH
.To be of rova! l)!.-d and a famo-.n
ep'n star is lift cnoa-h for Florence'
Muc'-cth of the U:i-ago operatic,
force who has :p h;-omc an
:.rio. fonsttd Ittr own cotrpenyt
and is phi.ninj to .our the United
States with the opeia "The Secret
of Sit-.anne." O.iicr women before
her. like Mary Garden, have achieved,
distinction l.v dirc-.-lin;; an opera cc-m-pnv.
By prnmotmi,' the company m(
vl:i.-b she will '-e the prmcmat tactr.r.
Mis Marlvtli has ;:one fitrthtr tmn
licr rocTrrriDnnr ;.
bundle. News-RJ!
worn, gooa tveauy man. Apioy iu . ojm.c i roperty j-f
J. I. care News-Iteview. I Hose St. 'inqui .k. '
Foil SAl.lFfi7ii77-ir--toms.
Ie Barkff i
FOIl SALE-propTi I
strawberry plaou, wT?,
Wilson. Best o -4
FOIl SALeVsEorTTrr
?S00. Liberal ihtom. lJ
care News-Rerift. 1
FOIl SALE OR KENTr
house. Hi(h rrad(vjt.
BIU.TON'S Taxidermy Tanning & Fur ",Me Jii!iw.
Co. will dye youc furs, make them FOIl SALE Pack horw
over or new ones. ' ' - ; i traujiing outfits. C. I trie
UAK6ATNEtv iJon-Tlortjei to call Orvgon. . -
P63 when In need of auto porta. FOR aALE Largj -J-rr;
Sarfls Auto wrecKing Mouse. i and hat cooinnii J
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I .u(w.iii:i.
DK ESS MAKING
528 So. Main.
ic sewing lessons.
TAKEN UP A small black mare,
sllKhtly cray In face. Pay damages FOIl SALE Barbus ht.
and take same. C. G. Shepnard, I from pure blood stocll u
uixonviue. I ....... .-.am, v,irfun.
cents per lb.
tract, Fred Fisher,
FOIl SALE Carnal it-.
and ready to blooa,UijJ
Any color. Also raj v.
25c each. F. SAat k
Junction.
LOST AND FOUND
LOST-Woman's small black purse.
Contained about $2. lletutn to
this office. v
W. Metzger.
. Car shingles in, L.
. . o
A car of green shlng-es Just recciv
:d. Page Lumber & Fuel Co.
female' of the species is rr.ore'deadty
than three or four males.
"I wish the hot weather would
come," sighed the thermometer, epto
ple are beginning to look at me ae
a thing of low degree."
were united In niarrlace In Seattle'
where Mrs. Carter has been buyer in j
the Infants' wenr department for I
Scafs & Kobnrk -for the past ten !
years. They are in Honolulu where j
they will reside, at iiewey Court.
Soup is the most
imong clothes cleanors.
In listening to gossip
popular dish
lELKTON COUPLE ARE
MARRIED SATURDAY j
we ought to
Lawrence M. Smith of Elkton and
Miss Una O. Ilenderer of Elkton.
le sure anr1 recollect that everybody I were united in marriage on Saturd
iyl
Eve down hae
Well, it was soiiil' day yesterday. The lioys put over oik
of Hie liosi. ami eleane.st eelebrations ever lielil in lloselmrir. 1
was a nierry-tfo-routHl of fun from day break until late last
l.inht. Adding t the Kay festivities the weather mail Imuijjht
lorth a tlay uneiiualled for sueh a lilting telebiatinn. It wiif
i1 luinuiier atnt no mistake.
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Just when the Oregon income tax law e?ui.s over the l
word is riieieil from Wa.liitinton that some sulistantial re
ductions will be ii.;.de ir. ttie federal iueomc tax law dating o!
January 1, l'.l'JI. This will be eonstilino; news to the bio; income
lax payer who held out gainst the recent tax election in Urn
state .
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lucre's a lad I'm inivhly fond of, for there's mischief in In
and In - appitite is healthy wnen it conies to jam jtutl pie
ei'iier steikn.L' and a bunin uiui:; his nee-
he'll j:ct another, where he'll jet it uoedm -----falli.i
in the coal p.ile when he's playing hide
t ve
'I hei'v's a hole in
w In n it's pone I
knows. .Ma. In
afternoon at 3 oYluck at the M
parsonage, with Kev. Knotts offii i
tine. The ring ceremony was usi'd.
and the service was read In the pres
ence of relatives. Mrs. Smith is the
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Ilen
derer, well known Elkton residents.
They will make their home in Elkton.
from AHam and
been talker1, about.
' The early birds get the best seatr
it the movies.
"3" t ' 'i-
'Dont think you'll be missed." said
the militant wife, as she hurled the
rolling pin at her husband.
if With the Myers electric water sys-'
3Y OUR OWN ROBERT BROWN- !"' a turn of the faucet will start the
ING pump and you get f-esh cool water
Why, yes. it's true if It's the truth from th well. Myers' pumps of nil
you want j kinds at Wharton Ilros.
And truth's a line I'll hew to and not' o
stray DAILY WEATHER REPORT
We've no bananas, for the crop ic;
Scant, 1 V. S. Weather Bureau, local office,
And not a single one of them today. ' Uoseburg, Oregon, 24 hours ending 5
We've string beans, omons, cabbage :n-
scallions, so I Precipitation in Ins. and Hundredths
You see there's no; a lack of thingo Hn'hesi teinpeiatnvo yesteidny ... ill
we've got Lowest teniperanire last nWht -Itt1
GoC.'s in "is Heaven, all is well; but' Precipitation last L'l hours 01
no 'Telnl precip. since first of month .M
Yes. rather no bananas in f-e lot- Normal precip. for this month.. 4.7 .
Tomatoes? Here they are old fash-'T"'"1 rrrclp. from SepL 1, 1923
Why
aoes a
f 1'
LOST Nov. 3 either at Antlers The
atre or at Koseburg depot, brown
, 1 T .. . V.iu .frla
i FOIl SALE lo'.i K :.i
1.US1-HiacK traveling nag. was iosij oscburg. 56 tttr".
between Conallls and t, rants l'as.- ej)ape, 12 years old -t n
It contains lady's wearing apparel vc-;ir: 206 prune jsi'ti
and other articles of no use. only to
owner. Reward. Address Helen M.
Uryant, La Mesa, Calif.
FOR RENT
IrOU KENT Good farm. Inquire (.'has.
I Ott. "32 WLane St.
I t-Tlll-1! "K XT- A nart nient lit .120 North
Jackson.
FOIl KEN'i siiteiy deposit
Rosehurtr Npttonal Bank.
boxeB
2nd young pear trtilc
1C lar?e cberry W;
years old, all Royil it-
fine shajie; t u:
2 acn iogeaberrtfc
room ho houe:
shape. No run dcr.fc
crop this year. i4
years old. On norit
from Soldiers Hm If
owner. V. H. ':
Home.
mirror letiecty
becuuse the back of the glass
Is covered with quicksilver,
which does not absorb light.
Hence the light rays which
form an image are thrown back
In reflection. Clean and bright
as a mirror Is the home where
if
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i
!!
B ts them
Island. But
1.
.shallow in a nearby I;
oiiH'thinir n iis hea!.i;
a'.- always m;--inj;- from his coal or
1 1 1 1 . w nere it .-
nlwajs btimpinir
uul j
ur-j
rota
and seek, maxbi1
cret l. For he'.
Vt i't has'.e, j.t d ;
his waist.
He's the first up in the mol'liintr with his eves a si.mi:);:
I :-i;;ht. and he thinks 'twould I e much better if there never was
a liieht. Takintf lath- le ti.ii.k- a uiu-:ene. and iie's Ml. v.u'.t
eo.. -taut tears that he'll hear th.- hated in.-ticn, "l!ae Ou
w a -hed bi hind j ota' ear--'.' '
Tivrc's a smile that's always lr. ;k::ijr. whether lu.k be
j'isul or bail, and he thinks the sun is -hinit'ir ju.-t for Mother e"i'
I i- lktd. In l.i.- Ine liuii'.- not a wer.-. m.t a buiik::
laiial. livery day is lull f ph., -tire that lies out to h
!i:!.l.
Ib's a !..d I'm m:)'!ity :.e.d of, and his name is Fi
i -.I', r a'.- Tom. er Ink or Harry. . it's ,!:m or Hank ir l'l
!'!-,,'; it atu r v. Ii.it they tail him, he i- Youth. Cod h!e-
boy. M..y the lul lire that's before him hiinjf an eiUal .share
:ov.
I.
loned, too
Rtpe a i pomegranates
s,Atch them spray!
Potatoes? From Long
it's ti ue
So. yes we have no bananas here to
d,iy.
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HIS REPLY
"Weil ah! regards Henrv
a catid.d.Ue for the presidency
Maj. Ii j K. WidenfuMer, chi
cmc:er iniector. eAftcr eori
study ol tne matter I am inclined to
leiieve that a ticket carrying the
njncE oi VVird.iomery Mont for
p csidc-nt and Buch Searsrce for vice
w rrf,d,nt v,ouln win a strong support
t cry efe ta'ineis in general."
You can h.itth a plan by setting
your nund on it.
4- -i-
"Hands off, Copper, I am wearing
Boston y.irtefs and no mct.ii can
touch me."
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T0DYS AOGE
S.ive our tur.t-.j ikhii. ou car
vise trem for s'inecrs.
to date
.ver. lirecii. ficnu Sept. 1. ls"i
Total excess from Sept. 1,
- . tii ;
I
e.oi ;
Av r. ureeip. for 4il wet seasons
(Sept. to May, inclusive) S1.48
I'.. tin t.Hiiuht :tni' W'eilneselav.
WILLIAM HELL, Observer.
Hum
No. 6 Disinfectant
drives, off dirt nnd disease. Cer
tain death to genny pests that
infest house, cellar or stable.
Kxcellent for wounds, toilet use
nnd sick room. Ten times more
powerful than carbolic ucid.
Sale, quick, inexpensive.
One of 200 I'uretest prepara
tion for health nnd hvgi no.
Kvery item the best that skill
and conscience can produce.
Nathan FuIIerton
The Rexall Drug Store
52-Piece Set of Willow Patten 1
OLD ENGLISH
. CHINA
A RARE DESIGN AND LIKE THE CHINA'
USED IN COLONIAL TIMES V ,
We are also showing this week a beautiful set of a
and white Nippon China, 50 pieces, a barjaft
26-Piece Lasher Silverware $3.50
These'splendid sets are just the thing for P3-
CHURCHILL HARDWARES
t .
Perkins Building.
Cass St
v Ford
I. IT
t ' ' -1 -
"it takes a feller bout a month to
re.-.over from ont of tiiim thir ccicbia
ti0!-S."
Cured or Money Back
"After about 8 yrr of offering
with Piles, twii trey ted by you and
csn trvthiully say that I am cured,'
This and hundreds of other
letters have h-cn received from
grateful patients. They are on file
in niy otiiccs an J will he sent any
one who wants proof of my non
surgical, painless mctliods of cur
ing files.
I guarantee) to euro
V r .' moiT. Write today
for !'fLt BOOK.
MX
CHX.5. J. CEAN. M.O
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SOI. Id t ix
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BRYAN'S
cm- SHOP
KvJ SOLID SILNER'y1
SHIRTS
With all the New Style Tou
Plain colors in collar attached, plain aw
in collar band
1.25 to $5.00
' Silk shii tain plain end stripe
S5.0D to S7.50
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