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KuiEbU KG, OKLGGf W b DNcaD.Vr. -lUoLiaT a, 1923.
W HO CAUSES THE WAliS.
Different )uoi!e have iliflcrtnt theories us to what element,
in the world causes tho wars.
Tlie .socialists claim the capitalists cause wars, by grabbing:
J'or concessions and trade advaiilajios. - Dut this theory fails to see
linw terribly capitalists suffer from such conflicts. While they:
maki! nionev temporarily from war contracts, the destruction of i
Thi here job
Of writing
Humorous tuff
Is really serious.
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
"This Freedom" was a book written
by a flapper on the corsetlcss age.
i
Rent is what the poet had In mind
'when he wrote them immortal lines
'about Falling Dew only he spelled It
wrong. The word rent also means,
in one sense, hole, which the average
householder finds himself in about the
time the other kind comes due.
, In this respect the Arabs are a
luckv race because they carry their
places of abode around with them and
when they weary of the scenery In one
spot they move on to another. Omar
lhsum kail r mu nn th Kllhiect
property ami loss ol production and upsetting of business create , although we are not certain that he
verv bad conditions for capital. Threats of war always throw a
, , . ."Comes now the pesky landlord for
shiver through the business community. his rent,
Some people feel that military men cause wars. Maj. Gen. And I. unlucky gink, ain't got cent;
, . , . tii The only way, it seems, to beat this
Lrev.ster ol the I nited States army declared in a recent address Bame,
that this is not true, but that the public is really back of ail wars.' is totake the doorbell off, or buy a
Another theory is that politicians, and diplomats cause wars, j He"wever any3ne wno is familiar with
which the people do not want, as the masses suffer the most from Mister Khayam's views of life will
, . ! readily understand the reason for his
tills cause. . hard uppishness. In conclusion let us j
Probably the responsibility for wars should be divided up be- observe, that rent used to be what a
tNVeeu the people and the politicians and diplomats. The poll- Vy b"n But even that day ha. pal
tieians and diplomats do not want war, but they run risks of get- sed now.
ting into it, in their effort to obtain national advantages. The! $ 'Ht i
men in control of each government are so anxious to make a re-j JrcoZyCZX"T
cord of achievement that thev strive for trade and commercial ad- her part in her hubby's bootlegging
vantages, not usually to enrich themselves or to please the capital- &XrX?
i.sts, but with t!ie feeling that these advantages will make the peo-Uhi time of the year instead of put
pie prosperous. i!ut they overdo this scramble, and infringe up-tina UP home
on the rights of other nations, and their policy brings the peri! of, Jhe Portlan-0 gJian roasted he
armed conflict. small city papers the other day for
If tiie people or all nations would select public officials wiio ' 9 hear, to fill their editorial
.... c , , . . , .. . ,. ,, column, and we notice that the Ore-
WOUld be Jlist as careful of the rights Ol other nations as they a3nian". Monday edition carried the
lire of their own, the danger of war would disappear. In the last '. "m editorial squibs that appeared
.... , i i r ii I Sunday in their sheet and we guess
analysis the people are responsible tor the tendencies of their go- thelr pot had drie( up over the
irnmenls, and when Hie people of all countries select fair audi week end. 'Spitifui how these metrop
, ,, , , .,, , . . ! newspaper, pass out tho razberries to
just rulers the danger of war wo! ceaso to exist. i we small towner., but at that we
never inflict the same editorial twice
upon the unsuspecting public.
GAWD BLESS 'EM
How dear to my heart
Is the friend to this colyum
When hunches are scarce
And the outlook is blue.
And grinding out copy
Is a task sad and solemn
The contrib who kicks In
With a live hunch or two.
We rushed Into a hashery this a. m.
and being in a hurry we told the wait
ress "I want two eggs and I want 'em
bad' and we got 'em that way.
We wrote a scenario the "Devil's
Dream' the other day and we think it
oughta have some great stuff in it be
cause our readers have told us to "go
to the devil" so often that we have
the needed first haid information.
The city council is going to take
a m in vi-hn stcPa t0 build a bridge to Umpqua
DAILY
NEWS
LETTER
Gossip of Staff Corre
spondents at World
Centers of Population.
To know
how good a cigarette
really can do maoe
you must try a-f
ToltAV:
Imliislry In I, ok Aiiui'lt'"
Some t'liiivliii'iiiK I-Ikiiii-s
'iiiiiMtrel to tlie I'.ui
liy WILLIAM i; PAYCK,
(Inlcrn.itliinul New S.-rvIce tituff
Cori-PMlionilf-iit.)
LOS ANGKLIOS. An. Indus
trial workers In Los Angles last
y-ar earned more than lite net earn
ings of ull the banks In the fnlied
Stuies. Such is the Information in
a report by the United States cen
sus bureau.
There are 7.762 national banks In
the country and they rolled up an
aKKregale net earnings sum of
t40.3:ili.00U, while Los AnKoles
wage earners drew $ 2 7 i.fl 2, 1 68.
MlSTRIRE
VirSTOASTED"
I DANCE
-o-
Foi'iiU'i'ly. the problem n -'-"I lo be to prevent people from
v.orkiii seen days a week, but now the question is how to make
liiem work more than five days.
o
"'any people who lost money in get rich quick stocks arc
convinced that prosperity is very unevenly distributed.
The laiy folks are strong believers in the idea that the )e
inis of life should be more equally distributed.
Products turned out hy the metro
politan district of Los Angeles last
year totaled $!59.ioi..ru. is de
clared to be far ahead of (he value
of all the sold in circulation In the
I' nl ted Ktates.
A few years aco L"8 AnReles, the
city of "climate and tourists," was
looked upon as unsuitable for man
ufacturing enterprises, hut last year
II turned out. manufactured goods
that exceeded in value the $683,
3:12.908 credited as the operating in
come of all the railroads in the
country in 1921, the report continues.
More KrepMc than this the fig
ures show that the value of goods
made here waa greater than the
value placed hy the census bureau
on all the land in the combined
slates or Maine, .Ww Hampshire.
Vermont, Massachusetts, Hhode Is
land, Connecticut, Delaware, Wyom
ing and New Mexico, and would
have purchased all the farm ma
chinery used in those slates, with
New York. Pennsylvania and Ohio
thrown in just to niake good meas
ure. The figures wore compiled after a
thorough survey. The information
came Irom thousands of industrial
plants who replied to a carefully
prepared questionnaire sent out tiy
the Chamber of Commerce. The
gathering of these facts required
several mouths.
Another significant feature in the
industrial advancement of Los An
geles Is that the metropolitan dis
trict here alone scored a pater to
tal of manufactured goods than did
any of the '1'2 eastern states usually
looked upon as manufacturing territory.
Tulio Kiti To Fair
C. O. Garrett of Glendale came to
Itoseburg yesterday bringing sever
al branches of figs which were
grown at the Kmest I'runer place
at Kiddle. Mr. I'runer has two fig
trees which are thirty years old and
produce very heavily each year. The
figs are of large size and are of
fine quality and flavor and are very
unusual. Their productivity, how
ever, proves that they can he read
ily grown In this climate. The ex
hibits are being placed in storage
and .will be displayed at the state
fair.
I!oer' .Manager He
' Henry Krlcger, manager for N'lck
Yeager, the well known Alhlna
heavyweight, is visiting Clyde Wlard
in this city. Yesterday Mr. Krleger
vas taken to the favorite fishing
spots on the North I'mpqua where
he succeeded In landing a fine
catch of trout. Mr. Krieger Is great
ly enthused over the I'mpqua coun
try and Bays he Is spending a most
enjoyable vacation.
At the Armory
Thursday, August 9
Music by
O. A. C. STROLLERS
""'".'
,
i nose told
Drinks at Our
Soda Fountain!
Here Is where friends
fnt I.. .
or bu.ines. desl . the M '
our ice-told ,odat or M "
Refreshes and Gives Zest to Tired Nene,
Luncheons Served Incomparable
Merchants Lunch from 1 1 : 30 to 2
The Palace of Sweets
MITII K TO l(.TIIArTOH!
ltlKhway f'nnnlrlietlitn. DoiiiclnM
County Orricon.
Dear Folks:
l'ip Craven led
lo.-.si d and dril led i
now and thou,
i'.j'.e on a barren lone
., .,.-..1...... I.I'., .. .! t;..i 1...
u vo, , um.ui in-. in.ui nnu p,rk add,- .rt fh(1. ,ha ...
nil the ever chailk'illjr sea of circumstance that old to indulge in .pooning are raising
e;ie a miKhty roar and east its human wreck- 5enout objection, to the action.
. , , , , . Could anything be more unfortunate
sMou- (it 1'iiH illH-ss jimuntT -'lu w;is tossoC. AlUHhm' than getting killed by mistake.
r.vu.iKi' w ith hupo Mtu! couraivr l;st. Uuck Liiail ' ' "4" ll?
In IS ataU's the amount of capital
invested in manularturinp: enttr
prises Is less than the capital in
vrsttMl here. Si ill tho amount of
rapital invest id and tho total of
poods produced in a single yoar is
Rroator in Loh Angeles than any one
of these IS Htata.
For an example: On a capital of
StiS.'i.l S4.!97 plants hero in one
yt'ar turned mil products amounting
lo $::!, Snti.rii;;. Compared with
jsome plates thi is an enviable rec
ord, for, in' smut; instances, Hiich as
South Carolina and a n urn Iter of
jcatern centfrs. the margin between
I capital and manufactured Roods
runs less than ?t;,00O,OU0.
Scaled bid will ! received hy tho
County Court of DoiiKlan County, Ore ,
Kon, Ht the court house In HoMrbnrff.
Orfgon. at 1 o'clock u. m. on tho 2.rth ,
flav f AuKiift. 1!'3, for construction
work on a section of road between 1
ItoHeburK and rinpqua Tark known as
the Unilnay section. The work Involves
approximately 4T.no feet of Kindins and
surfacing, the limit beimc more par
j tit ularly UfHtTilMMi as from renters. ia.
'llt-i;ir, Kntcm 'a. fi60 in Section
I 24 T S It 6 W V M.
J No hid will be considered unless ac- 1
icompanied by cash, blilder's bond or
I certified check for sn amount ei"al
; to at least five 5 per cent of the to
ital amount of the hid.
I A sufficient bond will be required
for the faithful performance- of the
contract in a sum equal to one-half the
j total amount of the bid.
I Plans, specifications, forms of con
tract, proposal blanks. Hiid full In
formation for hidders may be obtained
at the office of the county clerk or i
(the county roadmaster. Court House, j
IloseburK. Oronim, upon the deposit
live dollars.
The riht is reserved to reject tiny
Item or ail proposals, or to accept any
separate item of tho proposal or pro f
posals deemed best for the County. I
ira H. Kiddie, county cktk oi
I'oiurlu County. Oreiron.
COUNTY COCUT W lOUGl-AS
COCNTV.
CJeo. K. Otiine, County .ludirc
l-Mwln Weaver. Commissioner.
It. . Lkjiik". Commissioner.
Attest:
Ira It. Hi ib lie. County Clerk.
Fresh at the
Stand
BEETS. CARROTS. NEW POTATOES, SUM
SQUASH, CUCUMBERS AND GREEN
BEANS, BREAD
Delicious Home-Made Pies and Other Paitiy
Special Bakings on Order
A Lot of Winter Cabbage Plants IwSiii
to0, for th. 8ifln-x EVANS, DM tot
Sl-arns llmn : a two months'
Mr. anil Mrs. K. W. Slmrp anil hutan, Arkam
famllv returned this ninrtiltiK from I nesota.
s' trip lis. i.-HI
ill, mi tn'-kl
TIIE
(Seal)
MATERNITY HOME
902 N. Jackson St. Phona 490
Mrs. D. Cornwell
Patient, privileged to have their
own doctor
CLASSIFIED COLUMN
ALL NEW CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS WILL BE FOUS
LAST PAGE, UNDER HEADING "NEW TODAY-
WANTED
WANTED Clean cotton rags, at the
News-Review office.
WANTED Turkeys, large or small.
I'hone 14 F 14. Hover Bros.
: li ikl. tli' r.it-l.s f !iiV liko soiup ill I'aU'd sliip, so cast his lot 1'i.r
;'ii,h1 i r liail almim w llli tli.il nl
IMwrm td tlu-i'i' sprnnej a Vxiiiti of I'riomlsliip slaimcli
and liMf. Dcvolidii tn '.i-' ull'i i' ramt'. and stoadiiy it jrivw until
it .-. '!r.c.l a V, to luvo. and when tlicy made a strikf, tl.o i-atdi
was alv.r.N., Iial!' ;,nd hall', 'twas .sharo and shaiv aliki lint (nut'
Ihi'rc anic aiiiitli.'i-day wlirn Tin was not armind. Tho l!ui k liri!
laintrd hie.li and low. no trace of linn was I'liund 'til lati' at iiilit
I'll- i I.t's liar had laid him on the rands. The soul of Pip had
.hpi'i'd aw a to other safer hands .
Mar'; i iivotl for thirty days ami stood the pain and
.'-mart. I hen w ent to join his l'.iiddy Pip and took a broken heart.
For lo ally and lo e like theirs know s neither elass nor creed w hen
( nee it ; la"'s to lilisoin out and jjtow tin from a seed.
' Cordially yours, T. ". K.
t
Buy Groceries Cheaper.
it
titniMial I
1 his stoic 1;;
ami you tan
Hi '.; a r t-rv!)
i
!
Ill Id in;.;
!niy licit:
h!v to K- t
Mig.ims in me.nv lines.
at a prc.it savin;; The kink
ihe luviin; lialit. and the lc-
omian
IIMI '.
.u:c
li..tm
is liu;:u;
t!i t veiy
It.
A man doesn't have to be a golfer
to be on the green early. He can
have canteloupe for breakfast.
The street cluster tamps will soon
he here and when we get 'em up we'll
nil hafta wear smoked glasses at
night or suffer from the glare.
1-1-
There are one million ways to get
in trouble hut the easiest way is to
remind a woman that she's getting
wxinkleri.
It
Folks who wcrk in p bank get so
they can read between the tines on
every check you write.
The same pertains to post cards you
send through the postoffice.
After pounding out Drunes all d.iy
we refine to eat 'em for breakfast.
'3- i-
v.
I In suutitiiii cr up tho survey the re- j
'pint shows that l lie gain In 1!21
IM-odiK'lion over 1920 amounted to
$IL'.l7:i.'.ir. and the Ruin of 1 ! L' 2
i over I'.'-l uniounted to $15.XS7.Si.
K(lSi:iU l;i IV UH1TKS
I li!tl KKrCHlKAV. ALASKA
V i
for tlit
arliclc
tii'inc. tJur r
will prove our i
"Vou don't need
n.lkt cittinn remarks.
a sharp voice to
EVERYi01)Y'S EXCHANGE
Jockr.oii and WshIngton Sis.
DAILY WtATHER REPORT
I' S W.MtNr Hu'tflu. Iih:I offi('.,
luii O'l'u'ii, Z hours rmim; 3
Pi'cipitnticn in Ins. and Hundredth!)
H-'-h.-t .?TM--j'?uro -t.'-tl.tv. . sn
i -wi i it nfi i ; j 1 :-- TM'.bt . . '.0
i'l'i -i; .tt'i-M. u'T; 0
Tv.il ", a ;v ::. tvsi of lunnlh.. o
RELIABLE TAILOR
We n-rWe Lnrl.es" bu.ts
N'cn's Suits
J. H. BERNIER
Wo Do Alterations
Cleaning and Pressing
i .1. -in ;
ii.i.n S.jit. 1. 1!
t il'. Irom St'pl.
vj from S't.
;;i ir.
c:.
.riM nl ion for Iti
Mi ', (S. I'lciihtT t ;, im In-
3i.:;:i
:v Hii-t warmrr loni'tlit; Thui-I
-o-
I. D. Wynno of this city, who has
Ihtii sptntlliiK several months lu
Alaska, writi? that lio experts to
start lor homo in Rhout six weeks.
IVritfitc fro-n Ketchiknn. he twys:
' The W'iiili'r hero so far has ht on ,
dimply jireal, very little ruin, a won-
(ierful rhanpe from my previous vx-
p'M-ienee.
'Jv4ir. from the run or Falumn.
'(lie past we. k hero, the tanneries
I w ill m iloi ht Pucceoil in pnttinc up
; their stfmatoil pack, while in the
j Hehrini; i country, 1 no miles
iiinrihwrst of lirre, the pnek is prae-
M;ally a failure in niOMt lornlities.
"Ha.l the phasuro of seeini; I'res-
itlent HanlMu anil his party here.
jKv.'ryono turni'tl out and did evory
, iWnp in (heir power to make It a:
pj'la ev.M't. Yo;i will no douht have
iilr opportunity to see a preiti many'
: l;if--k't semes n the movies shortly i
tor the niovii' mamiaieg were out In i
, Torce with (he p;irty."
!t TODAY'S MARKET S
j REPORT t
.
Frice raid Farmer tor Produce.
lam r lt, to ij renta.
I'ii', iiiir, 1 .ir,
Vrc. l.i ci nts pi r dozen.
H. ns. heavy, 1 c : light, lee lb.
! l'rolh 1 c to J", o.
Vral, dress, .1 ?c to lie 1
i Hok. drc-seed, 12c, 120 to 160 lue.
; weitht.
Honey, local produotloi. Mc lb.
' t .iirura harx. l)i'.2. 7',-r lh.
j Retm Price on Mill Product.
! Milium. H.im io $l.."o) mrk ol !0
lb,.
t'rai-keil rem. JJ.Sn per inn.
tour, snit thnt, $1.70 ;.-k.
rieur. h;ird win at. f 1 .95 and
I J-' I'll s irk.
DItOP IX, LOOK OUK I.IXE OVEIl
Auto Tents
Shelter Tents
Wall Tents
Gold Medal Cots
SiliKlo and Double
Furniture Co.
321 N. Jackson St.
Phone 26
WANTED Hark. State price and ron- j
dition. Address "Hack," care News-j
Tteview. t
WANTED To buy or rent, furnished.
or unlurnished Kmall modern house.
Address "House," News-Ktview.
WANTED Second hand platform
scales, 500 lbs. or up to 1000 capa
city. J. E. Van Allen, Days Creek,
Ori'wn.
WANTED Tty Sept. 1, 5 room unfur
nished house, with parane. No child
ren. Will Rive references. Addiyss
"D", care Xews-Uevlew.
WANTED Unfurnished 6 or 7 room
house. Close in, wlfh 2 hedropms, on
(-round floor. For 3 ladies. No
children. Phone 402-R.
WANTED Experienced woman to
help cook for prune hands. Give ref
erences, and waecs expected in first
letter. Address Dox 7, I'mpqua, Oregon.
Stain
that home treatment
won't take out disappear
4
with our cleaning. Let us ?
show you.
t a i-riiuiS OFrH 1
orchard, 71 mil 1 M
Will have 3i0 cnilo
,,1,. onH KIt. 1 ""l
"4 x 2S: 1 mclrairib,,1l
14 x 3i; bam W lu 3; H
house 16 brM. Botewfi
ed and 3 years old. M t1
business in eai.
Worley, Co, J.
Larso Tf-wter I""
oth. N-.'ar ffiMi w?t
Worley.
Fbn "SAl.E-:Hivy
vVri.,.J.K.A(li.ey,Si
ton iui-t,4 P1
iiic t..cb. rboM '
Wilbur, Ore.
v ,., , .... ,-m
.-, ,nH tracior. raffl1'
. .i.i.'.'jnhn AttTW
FO ! SAl.t-"1"" i I.J
FoiiSALEORTRAffi-lV'
SALESMAN WANTED To sell a' iil'i(,lJ"bft)it
compieio nne oi nursery buh-k. vou- j-uwe, tf
weekly, E. A. IfEXNET NL'KSEllY 1 roirsAi.E-Jn?
l OMrANY, Salem, Ure. Alfo KinP ; qb
VANTED Lady" with plrl- nine y.ais. Friend. B wkwii f. . - -
old wishes place as housekeeper or y0ii SA1.E-1"'" p, v
fiirelaker. Close to school. Aouress borg niiicn '- -. .s
Jennio l.ove, Central I'olnt. On'son . Van BneM. ""-JtY
VAVTFn Hnnio fnr haliv. SollHOlie ",,!) SALE 0lt 'i
to ca-e for and board 2 year old i F0,,d furnace V
.iio ,,,r.ihe a .t vm-lr. Ab o room ! -, iie Joo BruraL.--r-2.
for mother. Address "M" care Xews-
llevlew.
mature w . ,
TRY OUR WAY
LUST AND FOUND
FOl'XD Man's pockctbook contain
111? army discharKe. Owner call at
tine ,,rfma ifi..Ttirv nnil nav for adv.
MISCELLANEOUS P7m SALE-1"' V
v;.v-v-i iiy rr.-v,ih,i:d; for out .,, ir.
, ..-i - 0.- hint ll..h IS. V.'MV J1.'1 w
t, o inn uie irtiiin. i vv a'O k'
A.I..-.L. v v.,.c.l.'..ni. ! l ose anil - xi
. Mi . ,l V,.M l ,.,'. fnrral IO Call FOK f-AI.C ' . t., ll.'
Li3 tkn In need of auto pari.' .
Karfi s Aulo reeklu? llouse;
, Stephens, v.. . t UB. ,
bo"8-.' ja,,vr eoncreitP- j , -
Itonehuig National Bank. . i;,:3 I'twae
i .... -f.- Tb? 8 r.. r
11.11 " -IiavUion
FOR
FOK r.EXT Rooms. S23 So.
fun KENT Bateiy deponit
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Slrui'h. l,i:---.. -r-J
FOM!!ENT I room
Call 4!0 W. Douglas
FOR SALE
FOK SALE latest model
I'lione 42. Y.
COUN Til CAN 0. W. Kia. I'd-
Stupor.
far S
Vll.l.l.W !;!:!.!,. Obs. rvor.
hnr.Jj
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Phone 3 F 21.