BURG NCWS REVIEW. WEDNESDAY. JUNE 20.
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..(.. ol.ll.OV vvTDNEiDAV. JUNE ?', 1923,
THE SPIRIT OF FKATEUN'ITY
! pimMs
j ; Br, BERT G. BATES
GOOD EVENING FOLKS . j
Y ed. wa airlift" ' ' ' 1
In jn ica cream aody parlor
Laat eve wren In
Breezed an o-ta town
8riek and re was
Wearin' wrist watch ( ,
And a nonchalant look
And ha arched hia eyebrowa
And looked around to aee
If ever body waa lookin' '
At him and then ha
Pulled out a package
Of Monogramed cigarettea
Pulled up hia -Bell-bottom
trouaera
To show a pair t
Of clocked eox
And ordered a
Lemon coke aa thounh
Ha waa buying a
Roaat duck dinner . .
And wa wondered how
Thie aame bird'll look
When he seta older
And ia apadin'
Carden at the poor farm.
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
'The book "If Winter Cornea" la
forecaet by Weather Prophet Bell.
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OUR MAIL BOX
Trefident Harding, in his address to the Shrincrs in conven
tion at Washington, f poke Home irtinent words in regard to the
spirit wtkh eJir-uM characterize people who enter fraternal and
religious societies. There is always a tendency among some per
sons to seek mtmWsliip in churches and fraternal societies, as a
means of promoting their persona! interests. I'p to a certain point
that is legitimate. A man has a right to ally himself with what
ever societies will promote his own welfare. i!ut he should be
very careful as to ho far the motive of getting money and suc
ceeding in business figures in such associations. Fraternal
societies and churches have grown out of the feeling that there
are things in life more important than making money. They
emphasize friendship and religion, as aims which pay better
rewards than any business success can. If a man joins & fraternal
society or a church; he enters the doors of these brotnoilioods asjDe,r E(Jjtor of prunt
one who seeks to le a true friend. Now if in his heart this desire
for friendship and brotherly relations is not his main motive, but
his principal purpose is to find people who will buy1 the goods
or the services that he is trying to sell in that community, there is
a lack-of, sincerity, in hj.-j attitude. People who give him their
friendship feel that they were approached with ulterior and de
figiling piKtivt'H. The money making motive is all right so far as
it goes, and is necessary for human welfare and the progress of
the'comnninity.. But it gets such a hold of a man, it so dwarfs
him, if allowed to become too prominent', that people need some
form of life and association where they forget thq scramble for
dollars, and seek those ends that are more human and enlarging.
The true applicant for membership in a fraternity or a churclj
should be one who- can keep the desire for money in its proper
place, and not let it dominate the nobler instincts of the soul.
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-The alleged movement to recall Governor Pierce looks like
a huge joke. In Uie first place this law is in disrepute by every
fair, minded voter in the state. It is only used by those who have
a personal ax to grind or some pet grievance to Hay, : In fact,
the measure is so damnably vicious that in most instances it adds
16 the popularity of the official to whom its fangs are thrust. If
the ."high" politicians of the state are dissatisfied with Governor
Pierce's appointments so much' the better, It. means fha;the
governor is not playing into the hands of the wily politician who
has been disgruntled because of the' fact (hat he is unable to
control the state executive. If the enemies of Mr. Piercd want to
. make him real popular just direct a recall then watch the smoke
fly.
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At Wichita, Kansas, a bank cashier got away with a million
and a half dollars. lie placed the money in oil stock. Like many
wild-cat oil schemes the boriiig operation failed to bring forth the
crude stuff. Itcsult, the bank is closed, the cashier will get a long
prison sentence and the oi) promoters are throwing out the life
line for another sucker. ' -N
K. P. LODGE TO
STAGE ''fin"
Well-Known Ught Opera to
. Be Staged by Home Talent
Actors Next Month
PRODUCER LS NOW HERE
George T. Wilson. Who Is
Very Successful With Home
Talent Shbws, Will Be in
Charge of Rehearsals
At the regular meeting of Alpha
Lodge number 47, Kuight of
Tythiaa. laat night, it waa decided
to produce Gilbert and Sullivan'
masterpiece. "The; , Mikado" during
the middle of Jul)-, as a benefit for
Irwin llergdoll, draft dodger who was liberated from prison
today in Kansas after serving a part of a four year sentence,
ought to be deported to the country he refused to take arms
against. J.et him live and die among his friends.
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We could stand a little warmes weather, but for the fellow
who will sxnd his vacation at homo the present climatic con
ditions are piiU ideal. All he needs is the salt air.
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i.i i , . The only reason a lot of people do
A Dlue-eycU girl lias been arrested 111 Chicago for niliruer. (not break the traffic laws it became
Alter giving me prisoner the once over it wm i scovr-iv. th.il I' 00 " own r-
the blue eyes belonged to a man.
I he a newcomer in thete parte and
tinea my arrival here I've herd quite
a bit about "Two Gun" Hopkina, alao
about "One Gun" Enger. I wiah you
would tell me thru . the columna of
Prune Piekina whether they be rela
tione or does they jutt accumulate
Ihcir namea from the fact that they
be bad umbreya with a gun.
. Yourt truly,
PULA TEST.
Dear Pula Teat: From what we can
earn they both ahoot from the hip.
Detplte tuperttitiona, Friday itn't
any more unlucky than any other day
except for the poor fieh.
Find the tuperfluoua word In this
sentence: "He pleyed jazz muaic."
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If tome men would work aa faith
fully in their gardens at they do for
a dinky little political omce, wouldn't
they-have a aumptuoua garden and a
nice' clean yard, to boot? 1
THE SEVEN AGES OF WOMAN
Safety Pine
, . Hair pina j ,
Fraternity pina
, Diamond nine , , . ,
Safety pina
" ' Clothea pirn
Rolling pina.
We were in a hardware store the
other day when a dumb bell rushed in
and yelled "Give me a mouse trap
quick. I have to catch a train."
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"That'a all very well," aaid the
blushing Roseburg June bride, "But
why get the twin bede before we get
the twins?"
The trouble with important histori
cal ditcoveries, ia that they are si
waya reflected In feminine atyle. The
discovery of Eve'a tomb wouldn't
make a great deal of difference these
dayt. - - -
A health bulletin tells us that a
mosquito can travel only one thousand
feet. But, oh, boy I What an impres
sion hs make on his arrival.
Brain work may make bald heads,
but a bald head Is not of itself any
proof that what goes on under it is
really brain work.
GEO. T. WILSON
Tn knOW
how good cigareMo
really can be rnaoy
you rnuai w
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llSTRIKEjJ
tostedj;
until the result approaches that of a
professional performance.
Added to the artistic rendering of
the muaic and lines, and the direc
tion of the orehcaira. he mut pro
vide correct and adequate eostum
ins and scenery, and lie able to to
conduct the businena end of the show
that a financial as well aa artistic
mjreees la secured.
That Mr. Wilson possesses these
qualifications has been amply prov
en In (lie coos uay country reqeiiuy.
In 1910 he produced a Minstrel;
Show for the Marshfteld Elka. and j
in 1S16 ''The Mikado" for the same
organization. The opera at tula
lime bad three renderings in the
Noble theatre and one at Coqullle.
in the pant three months he has
produced the comic opera, "The
Merry Dairymaids" for the Three
Link Chili of North Ilend, and for
the Bandon Concert Band, of Bnn
don, and a Minstrel Show for The
American Legion of Marehfield.
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Broccoli plants for sale at Vosburgh
and Wiard's.
ATTENTION
Members Oregon Growers Co-Operatb J
The First Annual Fruit Caravan
of the Board of Directors and members of our
Hon will be in this district
Thursday and Friday of this weei
for the purpose of inspecting our plants and beW
better acquainted with members' in each Ir!
BIG SUPPER
at Sutherlin Community Hall
Thursday Night, June 21, at 6:30 o'dodt
AH members welcome
Friday, 8 a.m. Inspection of Roseburg pfe,,,
followed by 'short trips through Garden
Valley and Looking Glass.
1 1 a. m. At Myrtle Creek Plant.
Noon Stop at Riddle Plant. Lunch at Riddle
Hotel.
All member should try and meet the caravan at tfj
respective plants at the time specified I
Am.t...ttttttttaat.t.ti , ft
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, "Wuiimn lives with ten hull.-ts in her hody," roads a headline
in yestrrii.iy's di.;pali -hen. You can't kill 'cm.
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lli.a- l-.ll;s:
" At Pistol ,Ml,,t tl.C laiT W;..s M, ;,, JottH tl.C ll.UK. tilt'
hoi'.srs Hew Willi Mivaa;!..;' tails. Kaoli ruler had the Knack t.t
Kmnviiijr how t. iir., .In m en. lii:, who rmlo tin Si;.', had
ruliU'ii her !or i:;:n v nntiw iol knew just what to do to l
l.or stix-toii her hymn ''"". Whilo Jim who nxlo on NeV
loved the horse il at , .,n i. , ,;n .lm u,,i i, ... mj.,,iv u,.ii
na ki
ll st
I'.- a
for c
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the
with irowds of folks MV.o wati'.itil
as yet had not en apeil, or hurst oi.t
as j a --sod and Kill ami Jin were
is.- so far Ixhind it wti,J a
t
. '1 he s-tniahi w i
'w itli silent totj.-ue
Irom their limits. A ih.l-
ridinir lin k to j.c
tiny sxvk.
Then llill 1k-,mii to talk 'o
lu-r rein, und cliiu htd In r I,
Jinimie. too hegan to taik .m.
of Uiinir that jockeys ki ,iw i
they re trying hard to win a lipl.iig ra.e. ami know unless they
make a )llrt they'll land tn ...- m;, t,
Nell pricked tier ears at d then sli0 tripjHtl. while Liil let, oiu
a roar for Jim was irwhnn u Lis hank upon the lay-nHun
flixir. Then .Mother tame :.! tm.k the stmls away with In r to
keep. Thus Nell and Sue, eaih one a hrooni, went baik to Lnu.sh
and" sw eep.
i '. to w luville and to tta.-e. lleave
k U tmi'ii his sturdy knees. And
w!iisht thniKs to Nell. The kind
Iwais pay to tell to h.-t es when
It's alt right to 9y it with flowers,
but, confident. alty, we'd anprcciat
tome Mymg ft right now with greens
and ontoni with vinegar over them.
"Here's where I make .1 hard drive."
said the carpenter, as he hit the nail
on the head.
Mr. Harding's luck continues good.
So far no one has named a five cent
cigar after him.
It ia estimated that 546.8J2 more
bushels of corn could be made with
trie energy new employed to keep
white shoes white.
Local sales people are such creatures
of habit thaj if you were to tell them
your name was Jones they would ask
you how to spell It.
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Pasadena. Calif., now has 7.0CO
widows. That's no place for a rich
b.unclor to spend his vacation.
Even to these dry times It is easv
to tytt soaked after te otl
salesman learns your acdrts.
th furfliihine or the new lodRe hall
which has Just been constructed. Aa
effort ia lielnt; made to secure the
dates of July 12 and 13 and the de
finite dHtes upon which the liKht
opera will be shown will be announc
ed as soon as the definite arrange
ments can be made.'
Mr. George f. Wilson, a Kra.tuate
of the Connervalory of Music mid
Oratory of Western College of To
ledo, Iowa, and who has had' over
1" years Jof experience in the pro
duction of operas and minstrel
shows, was present t the meeting
and explained In detail Ihe plan up
on which the opera Is to he produc
ed, and gave evidence of the finan
cial success of the giving of the
opera by homo talent elsewhere. Ho
carries elaborate scenery and cos
tumes, and has a rapid method of
rehearsal which eliminates the am
ateurish quality sometimes so pre
valent in home-talent productions.
The promise of the best muMc!
talent of the city to assist has been
tecured. and the rehearsals will
rtart on I'riilay night at tlio Pyth
ian hall.
The Gilbert and Sullivan operas
are in a class by themselves. The
Mikado was first published in 1885.
It has, con!-c-(Uenily held the hoards
for a period of 3S years, and will
probably hold it that much longer. It
is Riven oflener in England, Ameri
ca, Australia and other Knglish
upeaklnir countries both by amateurs
and professionals, than any other
opera known. It Is the only light
opera (hat hus hsd rendering by
the Metropolitan Grand Opera Com
pany. The production of the Gilbert
and Sullivan opera in a community
helps to raise the standard of the
musical and literary efforts of that
community through the training that
the participants receive and the ob
servations of those who see it.
The direction of a Gilbert and
Sullivan opera requires not only the
ability to sing and act the various
roles of the piece, hut a knowledge
of the traditional manner In which
each selection is sung and acted, the
manner of speaking the lines, and
the many little pieces of stage 'bus
iness" that add to the interpretation.
He must be nble tH impart his know-
FREE STATE IS
WARRING
INSUREDS
TO BE ISSUED BY CII1
The city is preparing to dispose of
Improvement bonds in the sum of
$li8.101.b0, and ordinance providing
for the bond Issue being placed on
first and second readings at last
night's meeting of the city council.
These bonds will cover a number of
Improvements which have been made
within the city during the past few
months, particularly street paving.
The following improvements will be
covered hy the Issue: West -First St.
S9.076.3; Mndrone Ave. J6.272.99;
South St. $1,927,32; Rice St. 10,
037.38; Laurelwood sewer, $255.
26; LUborn St. 3G8.G2; Fowler
St. $163.33.
Bolshevists Were Permitted
to Go the Limit While
Rebellion Raged
FARMERS' LAND SEIZED
County Clare Actually Had
Its "Lenin" and Trotsky"
Couple Are Now
in Prison .
TODAY'S MARKET t
X REPORT
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Price Paid Farmers for Produce.
nutter 25 to 30 cents,
llutterfnt, 40c.
Kggs. 20 cents per dozen.
Hens, heavy, 36c; light, 10c lb.
Broilers lHc to 25 c.
Veal, dressed Se to 12c lb.
Hogs, dressed, 12o, 120 to 160 lbs
weight.
Honey, local production, 10c lb. '
Cascara bark. 1922. 7c lb; Cascara
Retail Price on Mill Product.
Wool, fine, per lb. 43.
Millrun, $1.40 to $1.60 sack of 80
lbs.
Cracked corn. $2.25 per 100.
Whole corn, $2.10 per 100 lbs.
Rolled barley, $1.55 a sack of 70
lbs.
Flour, soft wheat, $1.75 aack.
Flour, hard wheat, $1.95 and
$2.20 a aack.
I ny DANIEJ, O 'CONN ELL, .
International News Service Staff
Correspondent
DUUI.IN, June 20. There were
: I pans oi ireianci wuere rioiBnevirm .
fiau riot while the pistolecr und the
Inceudiarist were at work. The Free !
"Westbound Limited E- .
son's dynamic drama TtL
roads, which Is to be rtor7,1
Liberty theatre 8111'
"Westbound Limited" wT,
shown to orgauiiatk.nl oTk?
men In every part o( lb, Z,
and they have beea hiju, 1?
astlc over the superb u Z
manner In which Emory j
the, producer, has ilortrt
work. "i
Mr. Johnson, the prodnwtjj
rector, lias painted the rrhj.
as a human sincere, lelf-seT
Individual who is wed uni
and knows what to do vhi In
emergency.
Railroad men all over Ik j
are heartily endorsint
Limited" because it thou ih
u.uii luey are.
ANNUAL STOCKH0UW
' MEETING -
The annual stockboldn aa
the Umpqua Savings unite
elation will be held attkdfei
the Douglas Abstract Corn j
North Jackson Street Honied
gon, 7:30 p. m. Wedneiu k:
1923, for the purpose of at:
rectors for the ensuing jam
such other business aa sn"
como before the nieetinr. I
H. O. FARGEBa
DAILY WEATHER
TJ. S. Weatner Bureau m
Roseburg, Ore., 24 bouts et4w
Precipitation in In. ani' Mt
Highest temperature yesms -!
Lowest temperature last at
Precipitation, last 24 hours...
Tolal precip. since first atari
Stat., Ministry waa too busy picking : Normal precip. for this 5i
Total precip. from SepHX
to date
Aver, precip from Sept 1 IB
up the Ue Valora gunmen to pay
much attention to the lesser happenings.
Lands and stock were seized Willi,' Total deficiency from Seft. 1
ine utmost impunity irom neipiess 1922
local farmers who were powerless Aver, precip. for
when faced by armed gangs of ruf- Sent, to May inchuii
fians. Men who were comparatively Pmhahlv shnwera tonirtuulS
well-to-do one day were without a I (jay. (
r from SU
4( wet nasal
inchuire
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
CR. M. II- I-LYER C'hiropratic Phy
sician. 114 W. Lane St.
ledge to others, and by precept nnd
example :.rM each member of the
cast In vnlre training, enunciation, el
ocution, resture. dmicing and char
acterisation. It is or.lv through these methods
that a producer t-an.coa.'h amateurs
BACK GIVES OUT
tail
JUST RECEIVED
kidney overwork
c.m't kiep up the continual
giv out It may
ST .yA r '-V- w
-'When It comes to gossipin I know i
I a iaw feller In thu village that hai
the Kimmtn folks cheated all holler.'
M.'oir.te Ki;.l lialterit-s rea.l
k.r .n to um. Mau.iitid ..imient i
en lUiley ltnlM.n. 1ll bike .ur old
ere en eel:lse. I mi'.i iUitiryi
titatiou. ' Lllde S-rvlr4." i12 N. Javk-i
'en ti. I'lump ST. ;
Toa tat the
I tn-m
. They
' strain.
Tho back may
, ache and pain;
j Vrinary troubles may set In.
j Don't wait longer lake' Ii,n'
1 Ki.l11.-y Til's.
I Roseburg pe.iple tell you how they
tock 1 act. Ask y,,,,,. ne ulibor!!
I Mr. V. K l'on!e?. 319 W. Wash
- Incion St.. Kos.-burg. says: "1 have
us-d hiun'i Kiilney Tills for aomo
1 tint and huve four.fj them b.-ne0c,al.
My kiilneys rre weak and I had
dull backjehes and foit dull and I1.0
uld. Mr kidnes acted Irrcni.Urly,
too. o !...n 1 rea.J about 1-om'n Kid.
nej 1 u, 1 us,tl -v, iv,a-s helped
a.e by tv'i.nine. the ba.-U.-fce and
o:her 'n of chA trouble.''
Trice 6.ic. m au iiealer. ton't
mil ly HfV. for a kl itiey remedy get
loan'a Kui:.ry r.Ilj On aame that
r-inlra had. Koster Milbura
Co, Mfrv, Ituffaio, x. y ' .
Another Shipment of
GULBRANSEN
Player Pianos
S420-S4B5-S600
S7C0
Your old piano or phono
graph taken as pirt pay
mcnt on a Gjtbransen
Player Tiano and easy terms
on the balance.
Oit's Music Store
ROSEBURQ, OREGON
cent the next. Overnicht a gang of
their property and the unfortunate
farmers were lucky to escape with
their lives. I know oT one case where
a farmer's herd of caltlo waa taken
and he had to buy It back again tho
following morning for four hundred:
1 pounds sterling. . ,
I Ths I'reo State government Is !
! rapidly putting down thia kind of ac
. tlvlty. A whole district of County
I Clare, which has been in
j poEHeasion of the "Reds" for nearly
I twelve months is now being handed
bark to the rightful owner by the:
I Free State army. In this district :
they .actually he.d a local Lenin '
'and Trotsky, who are now spending
tiielf time in the gaol at Newbridge. I
The fir.it action by the military i
was taken near Nenagh, County
Tinperary, where a local gang had
"ired Lord llunnlly'a lands and.
rri.red their stock upon them. The '.
military duly arrived drove the cat- j
lie ofr and sold them. The result 1
of this was that in other parts of !
the country the land robber be- j
came alarmed nnd hurriedly rc-'
moved their cuttle. j
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WILLIAM BEU0i
1 irf3S iiyASn 'aT'ii
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makes ,
Harold
.ran.liin," As.iln A.win !
I 'r Anna Townsend. tho wwt
old lady who helped eo much In the.
j ,"" 01 t.randma's llov'
her appearanrt- again with
;."n in his seven-reel I'Mlhe-ccmedy
!-:.Uiy I ,,f. nt ,h0 An,ir (h(f.
tontghi. Among oth.-rs are
..u-ey I'ani. Ik. the lrec!:l.d kid of
wur t.ar.g- coinedi
"ihe. 11... Iiardhoil.'d
in'ir .Mad.. Man";
- i.'IKe, iij inn
. rountiy ns tho "human
"i course Mildred
"' fin, but then,
to know that. '
.No e,no
LarnM Lloyd ),
HamMM ,? nf lerlng show
rilmUVK the side of a twelve
br.,i,, ''"''"i" and the thrills
h' n '" hy ,h0 ,naIy obMacles
""""i: Hint hri n been
"''."hing that wit will
"I matter. The picture also
ami,, 1 ...... .
:inn.-d
,. frr th
'' t:,armi
p; Noah
gob in "A
Weitcoit 11.
Strcth-rs. known
I avlo ia
everyone ought
doubt the fact flint
glutton fur work.
liUl.lSOU, KXIKMWK
R,u- 'WKsT'"lM U.MITKI
0J,f "ra.itlon throuch
J' r,1'; 'd heartily endorsed
made in
the West-
HARDEMAN h
m3deinhewt
stylish aitP,
hold their
and try on
blocks.
$5
Come it "
try them
Th home of Hartl