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Kitend ua atoLl ciusa matter May 17. Ikzu, at Uio pout ofUce at Koaebur-,
Orxktic, under tit Act of March J. 1J7.
KOM.lit .. mifA.lS. FRIDAY. JUNE 1. 1921.
HEALTH AND ACHIEVEMENT
C0OD EVENING FOLKS
"Thui-! at t ir e
Of the year that
Our fond reader
Are aupposed to
Bring in their
Garden sata to ye ed.
And let ua eamol
Thsif products and
Reciprocate by giving
Them a three-line local
In our colyum and as yet
None of our fond readers
Have showed up
At this sanctum
Loaded down with
Radishes and onions
And we are just about
To give up tho ship
And buy a nickle
Bunch of turnips
At the grocery store.
DUMBELL DORA THINKS
Alma Mater Is the name of the" dean
at the University of Oregon.
Every year we ar
Provided with a bunch
Of humorous answers ,
Which 8th graders
Give during the
.Examinations and here
Are a few rib-ticklers
That should make you
Giggle:
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"We have political parties so we can
have something to tlk about.
Prominent among modem pTliolojrienl movements, arc va
rious m fiilii d hwiltli cult, which seek to improve people's physio-.,
roiuliiioiis !iy corm-timr faults in their monUI attitude. One
would need to he a learned uptviiilist in mental science to discuss
tliew quest Ions nk(;iiiite!y. Without going into such controverted
iiueslions, it is evident eiiou;;h that a person's mental attitude has
a treinrndods influence over li is body. The man who is worry
ing iiuout some business or family matter sits down to his dinner
tuolo with a feeling of oppression and constraint. lie does not
feel the least appetite and it is only with difficulty that he can
put duvMi a meager fraction of his usual allowance of food. If
now while he is .sitting at the table in this heartless way, the post
ma.) bring: him a letter containing good news, and showing that
the fears lie had been entertaining are groundless not merely is
his mental altitude changed, but his body is instantly affected.
Within five minutes he is attacking his roast beef with renewed
reli..h, and he will put down a good dinner. If a bit of good news
can produce Mich a radical change, he should be able to put him
self on a permanently higher level physically, if he can get his
mind in n serene and confident state by which he can throw oil
worn diid look forward to the future in a sanguine way. He will
be able to do far more work and do it more intelligently. His ;
prospect 1 in life will be greatly improved. He will seem more.
utfrririivt nnrl nprmiriKi vi tn thp nentilo ho mtt. nnH will lie nhlt'i
. . , . , . ... , . . ., .... , a bill and the president vetoes it, it
to carry on business and industry (with double tho efficiency and Win be come a law."
success. The first step along the path in. the psychology of suc
. cess, then, is to conquer the fears and worries that destroy the
efficiency of a multitude of people.
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There are five million 'illiterates in the United States, three
million native-lavrn.'. Experts say that it is partly caused by public
indifference to educational opportunity, mid partly by inequality
of educational opportunity, which makes it possible for a child
in one slave to get an education in half tho tune required in an
other. As an example, a report of the, National Education Asso
ciation eitej the fact that if u South Carolina child wishes to
cover tho same amount of work that a New Jersey child covers in
the. eight years before he graduates from the elementary school,
this child in South Carolina l)iu:vl go to school the full term of
M years to do this. If he goes to school every day from the time
ho is six until he is 20, ho will just bo able to do it. These figures
are based upon the average length of term the schools in the two
elates are in session.
?U TOBACCO
VfTrTr;V?S
Irou. your own with a
I RisXa Cnola PprAttaWJ
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When Rupert tSionke, thp hand
tome young KiinlUh pin t, heard that
ItriMiii hi'rt di-Harwi '" on liHr"
many, lip quietly remarked, "Witl.
if ArmuK'ddnn'a tin. I may s ' 11
bo there." Vi lthou furtl i-r ado. ho
at once Iniri the-wnr'd iv. girdi-d
hit Inlus. and monhid in the frunt
with reluctant tr-sd. Qniikly the
wtiol.ira of the day follow. A his lead.
The lianlr, anil the hani-to-be in
Knsrlaml. America, ami Australia
pulled off llm rap and frown 10 dim
the khaki. Hokliie; their torrh-a
aloft tiny west om
not only to lead th
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TODAY'S MARKET 1
REPORT :
Pricea Paid Farmers for Produce.
llutter 2i to iO ceola.
Iluiterfat. 40e.
lUna, Heavy, liif: liKtit. I'.e la.
19.' J broilers. 2ie lb.
Veal, dressed Se to llo lb.
Hogs, dressed. 12c, I'M to 180 lba.
weight.
Cows, prima, 4 He
K leers, prime. c
Honey, local production, SOe 11)
Costara bark. lUli. 7o lb. Caacara
Retail Pricea on Mill Products.
Kid tuonalr, per lb. 60 to TO
rents.
Mohair, per lb. 50c.
Wool, line, per lb. 43.
Mlllrun, 1.40-to $1.60 aclc of 80
Cracked corn. $2.21 per 100.
Whole corn, $2.10 per 100 lb.
Rolled barlej, $1.55 a tack of 70
Ibi.
Floor, soft wheat. $1.75 sack.
Klour, bard wheat, $1.95 and
$2.20 a aack.
John R. McLean Gains j
18 Lbs. Taking Tq
Kept Loing Ground for Five Jl 5
Years, bay Los Angeles n ana fiir.e uiUte.T7i
mm x i i iiiikn. i
Man Declares He low
Feels Fine as in Younger
Days.
down.
"I at last realize .
of aeiiinr soi11Mhlur fi
wuilll mr nK .
aunt had Rotten ,nt
When John It. McLean, a cabinet
maker. livinK at 519 Waple Ave, Los
from
Tanlac. 1 tura
ment myself with I
tuu added ekheen A
, i. . . arVIUHM
Anc les, said: "Tanlao a what l1, 6U1 " li,
a wort- um y jou:,u r
neeled to put me in first class work
ing trim." be corroborated the mate-
! m.ni of thoubacda of others
have used the medicine with the
niont BratifyinK results.
"Betore taking Tanlac." he explaln
tJ. "1 bad lost considerable welnht
arid was in a
ROTARIANS ATTEND
BANQUET AT MEDFORD
Tanlae i ... . .'. . . . " !
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wlio Accent no anw...
mi Inn liitil uni.t IM
Tanlac Vegetable Pais ,
I COUbluerauie oti;uiwkii iruim.v lor eOftitioaf
badly run-down rondl-i iil everywhere. pa
In Tonti Toilay
Den Palm, who is employed at
Coles Valley, spent the day in Rose
burs visiting with hlg family and at
tend in? to husine matters.
Azulla Man Here
J. R. Piehntt .1
Inesa visitor in Rosebnrr J
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ai- h. i. .. ... ,ur.link h. hrw. ! Iiut clo In biuody battle.
coll tubee to net to the lunos." I the point o a hu'let sharn-
"Part of the nreamble of the U. S. i 'n,'1 ,"r a Pencil,
is to imure coinestic science.
"A dislocation Is a place where the
bones are broken and the spot can
not r:r found."
"If two-thirds of both houses pass
"County courts settle the eotates of
diseased persons."
label of
and with the
A deleiatlr.n of local Rotarians yes-:
lerdav attended the banquet given at j
Medford at hich a charter was pre-1
anled to Iho club being formed
tin re. Among those who made the
trip from here were W. F. Chapman,
A. C. Seelv, C. A. I-ookwood, A. G.
Sutherland'. W. H. Fisher. A. J. Lil
burn, S. J. Shoemaker anil F. H.
Churchill. A delegation was present
also 'from Eutiene and a larpe num
ber of ltotarians from Khiniath Falls
, '. .... ik.' : attended Ihe banquet. The local men
world in letters' !. 'd "I'T
IIOUUI e me .iiruiuiu iiin oin'iia
I era and hospitable hosts.
Willi the back of
jam-tin for copy paper. I This is a StudebaKer year.
bat tern of the firms
ihe llUipHll
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
nut? lor a uaH, i n nn.'iw , v,,n a--i,ii- nt,-.
enlr sr not of wh.t !h..i h. urd or read DR. M. H. PL LR-thlropraUC Pby
bout, hut of what they saw, fell, i
and fought througii themselves. !
Kupert Hrmike and Itobert Nich
ols sung of Knglisli Hawthorne and
of hni;liih sky. and nf the privilege
sir Ian. 114 W. Lane St.
Normal tsmperafiir. is 9800. Fever j " ' ' ' Vl"'
is above normal. 10.500 is very dan
gerous."
A favorite picture described in the
eighth grade papers was "Columbua
Crossing the Delaware."
Question: "Why do we have polit
ical parties?"
Answer: "The political parties, be
lieve there ought to be slaves and
Republics don't think they should
have slaves. The slaves should' be
done away with."
"A dairy cow should have a laroe
barrel and mouth and there should be
three wedge shapes, one from behind,
one from the side and one from above
and she should have a large heart and
be gentle."
"Citizenship la acquired by natural
berth in the U. S." r
Why is China backward? Ans: "They
are afraid to dig up the ground for
fear they'll dig up their ancestors."
"China was backward because she
didn't want to learn anything alter
the U. S. came into the world."
"Brazil ia ao progressive because
they raise a big crop of cabbage each
Thorc is A growing UnoVnoy toward cK-aner newspapers.
There has beeii a vast improvement in tits advertising columns ot
most Duller. Kxtr.'ivmr;mt lltlrl Ullll-lllhfltl Kl ili-monta in irivintr yer'
,.i ,..:..i ii:...i . ii . i , ,. , "The dally ration for a hen should
jiitiw: iu HniiuKem aim itiitii'si iiieimMiu lor me securing OI ouyers, b: to lay one or two eggs daily
wni'iner ol navenismif space or the copies of nuwspaiiers them
selves. Advertisers are becomitnr mdre keen aliont the conuianv
It might be mentioned
which (lire keen :mil inuUt lw..i i.lni nf tlw.ir .l. ..i;u; ..l.ll I Dumbell Dora did net take
' " iiiv-n mnviimiiiK oiioii i grade e
not lie lessened because of proximity to unclean and untruthful
reiidiii" Mutter. The yellow brand of jounv.Iism is not in tiie
iiseei ty, and cvei7 year its readers are fewer. All business
instil ; s are adopting better methods of doing business and
the iu i.spapcr is no exception to Hie rule.
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Nobody loves a crawfish, but h always backs out when con
ditions are favorable. Most'perscns know less.
these things. Charles Sorely. Allan,
Aleliito.li. and Julian Urenfell, tun
ed there lyre3 to tell of Ihe love of
comrade for comrade in the Intimary
of war. Allen Seegnr ran out a chal
liense 10 his AmeTira. and John Mc-
Rae charged the living not to break
fiilih with the dead. Itobert Serv
ice breathed u passiunate love for
the Canadian maple: while tho gold-
I en wattle bloom and ih eucalyptus
(gum of Australia found their way
i into the verse of Totu Skeyhill. An
appreciative poetry world soon be-j
gan to call these young men "Thej
N"W KlizaDethaus." Winn the Arm
istice was signed lmt four ot the I
original p.rouu retminMl Siegfried. '
Snsi-.on, Itobert .Vfriiols, Tom fcskey-:
hill, and Roliort Graves. They are
already assuming a definite place InJ
English literature.'
Of .Mr. Skeyhill. who comes to
Chautauqua audiences this year j
with a last-minute story of condi
tions in Lurope. having spent the
last fall and winter there, the Lit
erary liigest in a page story said:
"A men well worth reading ahotit
carefully." T'ie Uiudon Times last ,
year said: "A soldier who can crawl
in o a shell-crater on No plan's,
Lund and write a poem ahout i
fairies, has the soul of a poet."
, The Uoseburg ("liaulinmu i will be i
held June 15 to I'l, Inclusive.
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ROSEBURG
JUNE 15-21
ELLISON - WHITE CHAUTAUQQ
Hiscmir.ij'tnit-nt sits lightly upon the shoulders of tho yotuiB
which is the reason they aiv young.
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The ililtiieiite lulwcen it v'iii's sillv iricirlo and her silverv
here that
the-' 8th
grade examinations.
sji
Ye ed. took in the' Senior class ex
ercises last eve and listened to the
aspirations of the embryo citizens
with much interest and gosh ain't ed
ucation aran'T
A Loulsana man claims to have a
hog that hunts like a setter dog. and
a farmer ol thia netchborhood re-1 I.ouclns Cnmn v f) w m n,.l-
maiked glumly that with present feed land, will hold a reremoniul nnd in-
porK prices that was about all Illation on Saturday earning. Over
'iivty ne'-v tr.einiiers are To he taken
STOMACH WEAK?
Strencxhen your stomach and ban
ish Indigestion; Mi-O-Na Is gnaran-
tenl by V.'. F. Chapman to do it or
nioney back.
OAKLAND WOODMEN
1 TO HOLD INITIATION
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laughter is in your own aj;e.
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Si'iue people
run Hum.
run aulotnoliiles and other allow' autoniobiles to
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Tiif men who assail politics are unaiile to lie toliticians.
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ways, that for autos has l o hire.
i" !':. -ii v for it's letters spell Ivtour.
"d ' v. on a load that's sv.iomh n:nl
ii n1 t. .ti.'cr tea ronnh tine will ai prar.
! I'll i.'M'y. m e lh..t's level, hard aad
t"i)' l; : ridir.ir on snnie rriKu- i!lir.ken
i a hog was good for.
I Speaking of hogs, a farmer at Rock-
ford, Illinois, butchering a porker the
(Other day, found a beautiful and val
i uable pearl wedged between the toea.
j He took the pearl to a jeweler, who
paid him $U! spot cash. We told
this story to John Bjinks. of Skunk's
.Misery. "Somebody," said John, "has
been casting pearls before swine."
POME
You may ketp your cherry cobblers
For all ,of me, for I
Prefer that most inellable
Most luscious cherry pie.
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The pretent price cf sugar hit not
Inspired any choir to sing that grand
old song, "Sweet aid Low."
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A teller got buried in prures at ti'e
packing Dlant yestiddy but it wasn't
prunes from th,s colyum.
A bianet was hcid bv the r rf f
'"e oiators were there
epiC-ric of sore
111 at th.il time. Hon. W. 0. Haw
ley, one of the In ad manncers of the
! o-i.uni atii.n and J. (). W ilson, also
a head miina-T. will be rr.s, nt, aed
K. K. Mariin. deputy head cnun-'el-(or.
will he In attendance . A larce
I ilelecatien of Kuene Woodmen are
; planning on iitoiidlncj the ceremony
and a l.trire niiii.her rfom tho loc&l
livdee will he present.
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NOTICE!
Notice is herein given Hint a meet
in k will be held bv the Melros" t'enie
tery AssiH'i.itlon ut Ihe old Melrose
sehool biiildini; on .Monday, June 4.
f r th.' pur o. ,f teariiiK dow n the
n!.t p ut rf the 1, lildina. lla-ket din
in r. ever body w elrmue. llr.ni; jour
tools.
r.K.v. r u iivki.i. in ah:
hi n.i
of w-e
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Mil e
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1 r-e voi.r 1
iii'it ;i ii '. nn ';!
I I'iii'.'n ditil.i s
, tn nnis! piik ynur
at ienee at the added
for you luiiiip our
all your ajrony pro-
t.
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l't l.e
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V ill riKike
that you left some radt s
added .f ine that you're il;. MilV
i .'.u.'. helps to i;:ake yot: s.hiii foiyet
nit in.it I ad laaiii you fuss and livt.
:! I ::hw:iji ami you'll fir.d the detours
s i-. t i 1 1 . jf on (t road that's niee and lu w .
i.iA!o and the Inimps you're hound X
Muimther K"'"if stvni more 1 1 .-it lo ami
last t.'r
in spite
thrcs.
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The '.J dais will bk.ddc len.ght at
t!l h. s. lonimfni-nrc-t exerintg
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The New Jc it, noi.icr cjie it in
.he pjee-s ag.n today and a re;;t are
JQ.n rroni.tn viUM ia hours wh.ch
;o'iiv 8s to prove that the dava ar
jettira lorger.'
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M ri ui:h i' i
wl! m r h :
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a'le: ll.il I'
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-dwell, pimor of the
reh, reiu.-'ie, Jienie
I extended vlMt
le IH. it. v. rt'.lil
. 'allied by his wife
d a ve a- pi, a.--:;.t
me In Missouri. II"
li'tial couie:itiea nf
ip!ils nt Kat.ii
.inn, pereti. :. i: .
'at tneeiini: On h-:s
1 for n vi it til h:
Twin rait... Itlahn
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"F.th.n IS a Hern i jht hrtttr around
th fuit ef the month, 'specally when
the h u ceileoters are can.n' at ver
; olbce."
CONSTIPATION
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