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hUaLUHU, OHtUON, f-HIOAY, MAKCH 9. Uii.
KEATING THE BUDGET
"Hell and Maria" Dawes isn't the only one who has trouble
"uith a builijt-t. The average woman today who stretched her
' Jiiiibai.d's salary, even though a generous one, over the appalling
; number of needs of a growing family is a major general herself,
iiut she does it and in most eases far more successfully than any
mere man could accomplish such a difficult task. She's perfectly
frank to acknowledge, however, that she does it by "beating the
burget." In the last few years American women by the thousands
ilLave discovered an easy and most effective way to stretch the
iriiiniily income to cover their own needs in dress. And the de
lightful surprise of the whole situation has turned out to be that
;Uey now have prettier clothes and far more of them. It's all due
" U the nation-wide revival of home dressmaking, which doubtless
; ;l),as many causes. In tiie first place, women now rejoice in hand
; work of all kinds. While fine needlework has always been con
sidered a great accomplishment, it is now being used for practical
"kis well as purely artistic purposes. More than that, the loosely
r fatting, graceful modern styles may easily be followed and suecesa
'. fully attained by the amateur sewer. Fabrics were never more
beautiful in color and design, or more varied in weaves and tex
ture than they are today, iiut probably the thing which has made
women so generally take up the revival of this old art with such
Tasting enthusiasm is not alone the desire to save money. Those
'tnrifty daughters of Eve have long since discovered that by
' making their own garments they can not only encourage lifty
cents to do a dollar's work, but they can more easiljr attain that
: individuality of style for which American women are known the
world over.
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. - Seems like the state penitentiary had bcei. converted into a
playground for cut-throats, thugs and murderers. This state of
"Affairs look good to the fellow with murder in his eye. The chances
are ten to one if convicted of a serious crime he will be cuddled
and groomed within a very brief period for a trusted trusty as
:a mark of appreciation for taking the life of iuuoceut people.
This method of treating outlaws is a mighty poor incentive for
-prosecuting attorneys to gain convictions. And it is also a very
'poor example to set beforo the young people of our state and
pothers who already, look lightly on the laws of the country.
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Another fiend has been charged with a brutal crime against
a little girl, 11 yea s of age, at Vancouver, Wash. The man when
"flppivhemh'd was 1 .ind to be badly intoxicated from the results
of moonshine. It is beyond comprehension why a man will fill
'lip on this deadly stuff when he knows full well that it destroys
yrtcry spark of manhood in his being and creates a disposition to
ravish innocent childhood and accomplish all sorts of vicious
crimes. It is a good thing the crime was committed in the stale
-of Washington where tiie trusty and pardoning system is not in
' ';disrepute, and these dastardly acts wantonly condoned.
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; The Southern Pacific Company expects to spend unite a sum
improving their yards in this city in the near future, according to
recent announcement. It is also hinted the company will later
"extend its yard boundaries, thus all'ording ample facilities for
.trackage. This is important news and will help Koseburg ma
terially as an important division on the main line.
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Some papers in the state are running alleged news items on
the "high lights" of the recent session of the legislature. So far
-we have failed to notice anything of particular interest in these
' clt'usions, other than personal opinions, but we appreciate the
"J'act that in some localities real news is a lost art.
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Oregon clothiers have declared that the newest wrinkle in
men's attire for coming spring will be a three-way belt. Some i f
us fellows will have to bo furni.-hed with detour signs. It keeps us
hustling now to handle the one-way system.
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P.. s bin s i-; keeping up a pretty goix! fire record the past fe v
'. weeks.
ROSEBURG NEWS REVIEW, ffitBAV, MRCH 9. 192?.
IPBUMB EWE BUILDER GIVES !
PICOTS EXPERIENCE i
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- Dear Folks:
When I left thy house this morning, all the streets were
; glazed with ice and before 1 reached the coiner 1 had tumbled on
it twice for in spite of careful stepping, it apieaivd my feet were
Nairn! to go shooting out from under and to land me on the ground.
On my second somersaulting I was slow to rise :i;rain and I luaid
! Mime laughs and chuckle. from a group of watching men but an
i:uto stopped beside me and a man leaned out to say "I'll lie gl;;d
to help you sir, if you're goiiijt down my way."
Willi a groan, 1 kindly thanked him us I climbed wilhi-i his
car, but nty tliankftikic; s was ended ere we travelled verv ;ar.
For most every trick that car could do in fancy whirls, it did.
Ju.it the moment that we starled. it Ingaii t slide and A.
Kvery corner tii;.t v. e rounded 1 was sure wo, I be our last, .so
1 thought of i.ll my wickedness and sins down .liru the past. 1
began to think how liuky 1 had been the way 1 fared, ai;d 1 w o.i
li'Tid when I perished, who would bo the one that c::red.
Then I closed my eyes and waited for the linal crushing
blow. Vet I'm hire to te'l the story and I want you folk. to
know if vmi'd lilie to think of everything you've done si nee you
vere kids, take a riuo in .someone's auto nrd be sure it's one that
frkids.
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
The mow drapped in
Too clota to ua
Thia a. nt. to bt downright
Comfortable.
DUrtBELL DORm THINKS
Carbaga ia a coilactiva noun.
The greateat violinlat in the world
probably baa at acme time or other
wiahed he could play a mouth organ.
FICKLENESS
If all the conatant thinga
Of which tne gentle poet ainga.
The weather Ia by far the worse
That ever waa deacribed in verae.
If warm. One dona hia B. V. Da.
Next day it'e cold enough to freeze;
It'a cold. Ha puta hia tlannela on
To parboil 'neath a blazing tun.
He weara hia water-proofed gum
cloak
The aky cleara up; on him'e the Joke
He leavea him bumberehoot indoora
When he goca out and then it
poura.
The aun ainka to hia nlnhtly reat
At breezea warm blow from the
weat;
Next morn one finda that he hat lout
Hia cabbage plante, killed by frott.
When needing rain the brassy tky
Proclaimt a hot tpell, long and dry;
While if one of a dry term dreamt
The thowert pour right down in
atreama.
I think, perhapt, that Man's unrett.
The cauta of which no one hat
guecaed
May be due to the manner strange
In which ha notes the weather
change (S.F. Bulletin.)
Roy Huf-am. who hat constructed
a peanut radio aet, tuned in and heard
Loa Angeles laat night and was to
enthuaed about it that he went down
to the telephone office today to pay
the long diatance tolls on the mess
age. The following dispatch from Salem
affirms reporta concerning the branJ
they're aelling down that way:
Brilliantly illuminated by a liquor
generated voltage, P. J. Kelly and an
entourage compriaing two officera of
the law arrived at the Salem police
station last nl?ht.
"I want to aee Dr. Steiner Immed
iately," Mr. Kelly demanded of Desk
Sergeant Minto.
Mr. Kelly was told Dr. Steiner would
not be available at the late hour.
"Then I'll see Governor Pierce."
Sergeant Minto waa forced to deny
him the privilege. Mr. Kelly was rea
sonable however not unwilling to
arbitrate.
"Then gimme a match," he taid.
He won.
Kelly waa charged with being drunk
and having liquor in hit possession.
J. W. Tolman, mayor and city coun
cil of Edenbower, pedestrianed into j
the village today to hobnob with our
city officiala and give ut a few
pointert.
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Bill Weaver usually boards his en
closed limousine in the alley back of
the Hotel Umoqua when he's hitting
for the golf links. Bill s so bashful he
hates to have the natives see him it
knickerbockers.
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Although thousands cheered "Spider"
Young who was killed Monday In a
fall from a ten-story building, only ten
people attended his funeral yesterday.
When you step out of the spotlight in
this fickle world, your act Is over.
A gang of railroad officials have ;
been bothering the community during
the nast week and passinq cut stogies
and meals at the comnany's expense.
P. S: The valley broccoli crop Is mov-!
ing east. 1
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Moonshine parties within tha prison
walls at Salem reminds of the piece
of scripture or something which
reads, 'Walls do not a prison make,
etc." i
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Spring fever gave way to chilblains
this morning owing to the fact that .
we bragged about our climate in yes
terday's kolm.
The neck-stretching season opened ;
at the state capital today. ,
!
'Do you ever drink whispered a 1
friend in our ear toiay. We gasped
back in the airmative and he took
us out in the alley and sai4. "Hert s
some mints if you ever want to cover
up your breat.'
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EFFICIENCY
We were down to t Epee depot
this a. m. waitinq for the train an1
the congenial ticket dispenser. Wen
dell Wright w.s right on the job. The
tram was a little late as usual anri we
were anxious to mret it tin- net back
to our sanctum. We walked up to
Wendell and said, "Say when'll the
tran he in.' Wendell turned his cats
nerthward s.iw a dog coming down
ths track. "It'll be here in a few mm
ute," he said, ' here comes th en
gineer's dog."
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Famous Contractor Declares
He Suffered 15 Years From !
Stomach Trouble, Then
Gained 32 Pounds Taking
Tanlac, and Robust Health
Restored.
I)-iiJ;iruln F. Sullivan, 3i)3 Hose St.,
Portland, On-Koo, la atill auolher
nrfiiniiiHnL citizen who deems il a
I iil. awure aa veil aa a duly to tell
! otliiTH about the benefnn be ban de
I rived from Tanlac. Mr. Sullivan
alajids amonK Ine enipiie Duiiuera 01
thtt great Northwest, baling been for
fifty years one of the leading railroad
contractors of this vast territory.
"For fifteen years," he stated, "I
suffered from a stubborn case of
stomal h trouble that refused lo bo
budced by anything I took. My ap
petite waa pretty fair as a renerai
rule, but it JUMt seeimd tbat I could
acarcely eat a thins tbat agreed with
uie. Why, I'd go for months on a
stretch without being able to retain a
bit of solid food on my atomach.
Sometimes my atomach waa sour a
vinegar and gat bloated me until I
was in misery for hour.
"I was often so bad off 1 had to quit
work, and I remember one time, when
I was doing a big Job for the Mil
waukee Railroad in Montana, I got In
such fearful shape I had to go home
and Btay eight months. Eating and
sleeping waa getting to be a worse
problem all the time, terrific head
aches were hammerinif down my vi
tality, and I finally got bo run-down
I lost thirty pounds and thought my
troubles were going to ;et the best
of m.
"Tanlac not only rid me of Indiges
tion, but it built 109 up thirty-two
pounds. The fact that I am seventy
years of age doesn't mean a thing
when niv fine health Is considered.
4 .V "rx:. ,
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p. ,v.i I;", WiA,
BENJAMIN F. SULLIVAN
for I feel twenty years younger
Everything I eat agrees with mo now,
I am free of those awful headaches,
and feel altogether like a new man. 1
have plenty of strength and energy to
keep me going, in business or recre
ation, and never miss a chance to rec
ommend the Tanlac treatment, for I
am convinced it has no equal.
Tanlac is for sale by all good drug
gists. Over 35-mtllion bottles sold.
Farm Implement?
ORCHARD PLOWS, FILLD PLOWs5
'"'DISC PLOWS. SMOOTHING HARROW
DISC FOR ORCHARD WORK, CULUPA
or anv sort of an imn'emn- tk, in.
your tractor woik on the farm or in the orcein
implements ere of " "
Improved Type
the very best that is made, and we run
at a considerable saving, tee these implemer.u
our nrices. P
C A. LOCKWOOD MOTOR CO
Roseburg, Ore.
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MARCH 5TH TO 10TH IS -
NATIONAL
SILK WEEK
A Special Line of Fine Silks is
being exhibited at this store
I. ABRAHAM
By United Press)
SAN FRANCISCO. March 9. It
may bo weak eyes, or it may be Just
"atmosphere." But no matter whut
it Ib. the optical companies here aro
advertising special glasses for Mull
Jliongg players.
It ia claimed that there is a good
deal of eye strain conuuetod with the
building or tearing down or what
ever la done of the Thlnose wall that
Is an integral prt of the fascinating
gamo.
Some say that stronger glasses are
really needed to distinguish the red
dragons, green flowers, blue birds, and
other bright but Intricate figures that
decorate the bamboo and bone pieces.
Others, however, have a sneaking sus
picion that the players Just want a
little atmosphere, and so seek to look
like the myopic, bespectacled Celes
tials who invented the game.
GIRLS' CONFERENCE
TO BE HELD SOON
The Older Girls' Conference will
be held in Albany on March 23, 24
and 23. according to the announce
ment re"elved here. I'.ach church
of the city ia expected to send dele
gates to this conference and the high
school will also be represented by a
large delegation, while kIHs irom
organizations will also bo in attend
ance. The conference will be com
posed of girla front 15 to 21 year3
of ace and a program which will
Roseburg, Ore.
be of Interest and benefit will be
presented.
5 Princesses, Princes,
In N. Y., And Society
Can't Turn A Wheel!
DAILY WEATHER REPORT
U. S. Weather Bureau, local office
Roseburg, Oregon, 24 hours ending 5
a. m.
Precipitation In In, and Hundredths.
Highest temperature yesterday .48
Lowest temperature liut night 33
Precipitation, last 21 hours 25
Total precip. since first of month .68
Normal precip. for this month . . 3.98
Total precip. from Sept. 1. 11)22
to date .21.29
Aver, precip. from Sept. 1, 1877 25.48
Total deficiency from Sept. 1,
1922 . 4.19
Average precip. for 44 wet sea
sons, (Sept- to May. Inc.) 31.39
Tonight and Saturday fair.
WIUJAM ULXU Observer.
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FOR SALE
Studebaker Blra
Privately owned, mSi
sand miles, new paint, hn
some extras, mechaalullfiit
, condition, i'rlce JSwl. Mill
Burr Sons. Rcsnbtn tat
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APRON AND CO0KS4H
; 4 SALE
The Ladles Aid Stll
i Christian Church will Mm
of aprons, house drnst
cocked food. SaL SUmlltil
! McKean. Iiarby ac4
; Benefit of Building Fat 1
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at Cottage Grove Rod
and Gun Club
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r' liennett itecoros
H est sheet music PianM.CM"
H ograhs. Orders Recein PBOPf
g Tli.NTION, "Yours for rna'l
S Music Store. 324 K. Jacks? a
S) Commencing at 10 a. m.
SUNDAY
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NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO
A GOOD CAR CKEtf
NEW
CARS
1-fM4 1923 Oakland Tourir TH
i..iar. iow Roarirter. new "
Second Hand to
1-34B 1918 Tourinj, is 9 "I
cnanicai conun'w - ,
1-32B 1916 Tourinj
Set Them at
Wharton Bros.
Sueceuor to
j. F. BARKER
Dry
Cleaning
For Easter
You'll want fresh, clean
garments for Easter. Let
us clean them now.
"KEW 0KK. Society waa H ret to shower with attcnt:oa t
former Mrs. Wuuam li. Lied, wuiow of t..e tinptato king, whom they
VlHC niU'H'tUl MW" m..-- - ' -- - ...... ...w.t vk VHVV IV U t.
Considering whst bootlrg has done
tn stncns sn if fotcr should com
bich it probably wouldn't rscognat
ti old piact."
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hnh preciikH fociciy cer.;. ihey have left ior Talm Beach aitei
tUnnci lon-ptions cotirc thuu.-anas were called otf. Mrs. Wil
luir.i lUinciolph livur.t, who had planned a characteristically (rorgeoui
nd expense oittur. was forced to cancel it atlhe.liist moiucat mui
OUR AUTO WILL CALL
I PHONE 277
1 U. a fine selection
Second-Hard P5
including
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Cable Neba
Schiller and
Schulz
If interested i J
Piano cheap, c"-
talk it over.
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