PACE TWO
ROSEBURG NEWS REVIEW. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10. 1923.
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BY BLRTG. BATES
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HObtBOhO, OKEGON, WtDNtbOAV, JANUAKY 10, IWi.
THE NLW I'KEPAIIEDXESS
The conception of the stops which the United States needs to
fci!;e in order to prepare for the possibility of war, has been modi
fied by the terrific conflict of 1917-18. Uefore the World war, most
people thought thut more battle ships and a bigger regular army
ivetv flin lie.it liriili'it inn Tnf if T '. .!...,,. l 1 .1....1.1..
its regular army and built liO battleships in 101(5, it would have
been but little better able to light the German power. Jluny per
nors nau an easy going idea that an army could be placed in the
field in a short time. The experts knew better and long had urged
preparedness, i-iUII it in doubtful if they foresaw all the difficul
ties that were encountered in 1917, liaising the great army
of 4,000,000 nun was a problem that worked itself out with a fair
degree of speed. It was trained more rapidly than one could ex-
norfc. V.ut when if mm In tiri.vwlitwr l..,f ...,',t. 41 1 1
- - mat u in wilii me Biupenu-
ous equijiment of munitions and supplies that it needed, a problem
was encountered that seemed of almost insuperable difficulty.
The war department is working on plans for industrial prepared-
Enth.t :MI.ATr..:i.wl('lI.i. 1 .
v-oo, mi win 11 iiiv 1 uiu.Ui3iut.ca ever uecomcs involved 111 another
such struggle, it will be readier to act. . The wholo country should
approve of And co-operate with the effort. The man-power of the
nation can bo promptly assembled, liut getting the material to-
t Kuuit-r is a lar uiuerciir, proposition, it requires that a great
number of industrial plants shall shift over thejr production to
wax, stuff. This causes disorganization and friction, and it can
not posaibty work smoothly unless every detail la planned in ad
vance. The United States fervently hopes to keep out of war, but
the present world outlook, is disturbed, and preparedness is
necessary. ' ' ' , j ; , i . .
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The head of a girl's boarding school recently Bald that the
first lesson that bIiu tried to ininrraa i,n hn n.m:i. . n...i .: .
... pug.. a riU IJIHfc Ui U13-
tiphne. She feels that parents have insufficient control over young
people and that family government has partly broken down, so
that the first busmen of nun a kchool is to teaeii respect for au
thority. The young crowd r.uy look at this as a stern attitude out
of touch with the timet..: Hut while modern young folks are won
derfully bright and capable, they frequently have more freedom
than they know what to do with. The wisdom of past genera
tions said that boys and girls wero to attain their freedom at the
ftge of 21, but many get it now when they are half that age. Per
haps self assertion for parents is as necessary in theso times as
Self reliance for children.
GOOD EVENINQ FOLKS
Or Jupe Pluviua
And hia cravv of
L'Ulc devils
Art laffing merrily
Over their eacapsdes
Of the put week.
O to flt
YAZOO VALLEY CONTENTMENT
White man rid by my cabin one day;
Mur been r .n ae Nain, i m wnui na
aay.
"Huccsm yo laffn' n' prankin' er-
roun f
MYo dnin' nuiM nmrv m fnnt nh nrnim
"Yo cloea all tattert," dat whits man
"Vet yo' 'lows t' be happy all de day.
'Mebbs yo's get 'ligion dat meks yo'
arl
"Jes' happy an' foolish an' crazy-lak."
"Wei, auh," I 'sponda t' dat ar man,
"I meks d bes' ob whut comes t' han.'i
"my ctoes is rag, but 1 has good
health.
"An' that's mo' betUh dan all yo'
wealth;
"Effen all banks fail, dean' fret me
nAn
"My worries all alnk wld de settln'
sun ;
I lives wid da posies an' birds an'
trscs.
My conscience cla'r and my soul at
eaee."
1 INDIANAPOLIS, Iud . Jan. 10.
An appeal lo tile w-umi-u ot tbe
j Amcilcdfi Ixlno Auxiliary to bat:k
IIih cuunrry schools was uiade iu a
ic-ni auurfus nere Dy ur. ivate
WalkT Barrett, national president of
Ih Auxiliary.
Dr. fan-it has askd all Auxiliary
units to support tb-- rural school,
filth llllll t. ..lor.. u-tim.l and
to e Unit libraries are founded and
mat a larae dictionary, a largo en-
fVP i ntiwl 1 1 B vit.ri ,...,n snH o frn.b1
jjlolie ur plaovd in this school.
With fifty auxiliary units stand
ins; behind a corresponding number
of country schools, this movement
could become a ureal Inspiration.
within a period of five years or so,"
Dr. Uarrett stated.
Whits man hs studied Vt quite awhile,
Cib me a seegar an' a frien'ly amlle.
"I reckon," he 'lowed, "yo' has a right
slant,
"I'd lak t' trade plac;s, on'y I can't.
"Ooan' fret yo' haid bouten fconde an'
stocks,
"Yo's sho' eri:y, Fiastus jes' lak a
fox I"
A Line O' Type or Two.
The Chicago Tribune.
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We will cure your dandruff, and
stoii the fulling; of your hair at the
Il.-auiy Studio. Koseburg National
lliir.k Ilullilin-;.
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EUICK CAR HAS A
WONDERFUL RECORD
The history of a Fcveu-passenser
Buii k touring car Is well worth, record-
iui-. oexnuse 11 ions us own story in
a most convincing manner. This car
was sold by Uoorire Waterman of
Waterman Bros., Fresno, to J. J.
Phelan of Fresno, nn t ,v i ii-7 ami
since that time haa rolled up 40,726
miles, belni; driven our a u.-vi-spaper
routo throUL'h tha nil h.j.i ,.e i-nli.
fornlu, aveiaulng over 153 miles daily,
the actual distance that mni h ,v.
ered In ninhiug (he run. .:
I'helHll IB One CJ Iho omul nlVn.L
astlc Duick booslera imaKinable and
ne haa a perfect rinht to be, judh'ing
from the enviable tmviH il.,i n.a
aireauy naa made. I'helan nuya the
orislnal tires are on the four wheels
of the llulck and they are In good
shape, and that tha vn.Wnn an,t u
average haa been pin noinena, as he
- - 1 o.ui urea geiiing i miles to each gal-
An enidemlc Of iwinrinui wiihlnn hai Inn fit ITMHiktinA nnH .!,.. 1 1 A i..
struck the village and we are forced the average for three pints of oil. An
wi nmw to c o.vmhh viietn. in urine vy i'neian or
SCOUroe like th.lt hit tha tnwn hocaiiin the evnenun nf nnaMtin. iv.A n..ini.
- ..... - - mi, int. uunn. uii
the boss will soon have us out in Its, daily run. and he sava tlmi it 1j
tranl mnnnlHn . k. II. : . . ... .in I ...I ....... ,. '. .
The early part of January is a period which many Lusines-s
firms use for making an inventory. For many concerns llu'l are
operating oil a clo.se margin it may be an anxious time, and lliev
dread to total up the figures that shall show whether a year's toil
has brought gain or l-w. Inventories sonHkimes reveal startling
results. Where concerns have a lot of money locked up in mate
rials and merchandise, it is not possible to tell whether it is mak
ing; money except through the figures of a carefully taken inven
tory A lew cents lost all along the way may mean that a business
that had seemed prolital.lo is operating at a loss. Considering the
marked advance in commercial activity during the past sis
months, it can reasonably l.e hoped that the inventories of
Will bo more satisfactory than those taken a year ago.
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It is always a pleasure to look forward to tho New Yetr
d. ( .on of the Portland Oregonian. I'.ut to consider its real worth
to tin. great old state one must givo the edition more than passing
intent, in fact .t re.jui.es several days perusing to get full value
from such a splend.d and comprehensive publication portraying
the s ate resources and its po.s,ibiIitil,H foP ,h()M SC),kj ; h
o. table homes or investments of various kinds. The Oxonian
is a real asset to the state of Or.-min Ti, , i ...
.upenors in ,,,e entire fnued 0 '
go., shot, d take a just pride and much satisfaction, and is L
ClSvS "'-ion in a growing state hi.
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The crop of both.m.,s has diminished the past few weeks
a this vicnity. lUit this notion is only tenK.n.rv. Once a hit!
jwer . ,, hard to let go of the easy method of making , 1 e .
hood. l,ven jail sertences ,h, not seem to luue the desi.vd ellC
for many of these ft Mows s,, aft.r gaining ,hoiP m,llN ' p
their old vocation. lVobabiy have to hang Vm as tl.e-ilv
inaiit-ntiure for their illieit habits. 1
front mopping the finger prints, etc
inirn sur w.naow panesi
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After all ' '
There are only three things
That are really worth while
To be good,
To do oooH.
And always to smile.
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LIST TO THIS
Most Honorable Editor of
of Prunes:
hs c , Z: 1 on miU.c-' '."f..ts have Urn given to Pot,;:-
- c . - , delegation , , the state legislature. As a result moi'o
Jiosng, ..,, ,ver before will fall to our representatives in the
jay vf sl.apmg pr.per Mate l,gisti(m IMld lh,ir KmibM
...ci.W to a considerable degree. J
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II.. w .uueh longer w ill it b n.v,ssaiy for this t itv to Put up
l",e 1:"ln,;u! in North Ilos.burg? It is it L u,
me tnat ,m,o action was being ,,Wn to smth up tiu e
"KS and put th.rn i p,-ror ,,,,;. fo,. , 1 ,,U-L tu,s-
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litres hori'nfr l'i. li'-1 h..:.li ..
i , " -J "'u..e win go over the too mil
-a -all f,,,rs ,lt ,!,e end of the M.ioL ith a In nt h
Hood iiuoinpl-liinent, to it, credit. 1 '
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Ki.m !f iV'nr "I n'- h nM,,hi,, ,!"; " l-r.ve.it ses
v r ,; . H''ture other thau initiating rew liws
fcome of the -l..y, h.ue their fating to, o-u
opi riiied more economically and gives
mum ue.it-r sauaiacuon in every way
than any other automobile .hi,h h00
been used in covering this newspaper
Hie run from Fresno to Coalinga
via Itlvcrdale, Oil Fields and I-nioore
Is made wit li a heavy load of news
papers which l'tielnn Fays mnke a
dead weight of at least half a ton and
that a car must be sturdily construct-
pi,li.' '"""S in oruer to stand
Pickings lbo daily Rrjnd
Rr.nect.hi. ai,. . t . 1 rom ' " that Thelan bousht
a dovSted reader of your mo. t?!nZZ I1? 1',!Uick hV
d.,re. .f adard and .Mh. " "
ma. recipo, i nerewitn enclose a few Allliouvh ll.ii tli.l.l, !,. i j
specimen, of Shakespearian art, which !n greaier di in e v. . drL?
"'h." oaspee) the country Bumokin- L tbe nP-ranee. of :
ett., You mean your heart, don't' i .. "'"PBCt- 1 hvttn
yoUl- ' ' og "'ls ''"ii greasea the car once In every
"Go.h yes," he replied, "I knew t fuurun' '
was some part of my digc.tlvo appar-,
ftus. iJIGGS IS COMiNr. m
What did Adam say to Eve in pro
posing? A eentence the tame, wheth.
er spelled backwards or forwards:
"Madam, I'm Adam."
Re.pectfully yours in a
business manner
LENA WAYBACK,
K. T. Didd Hotel.
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Talk about your effusions how's
that? We haven't recovered our
breath yet.
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SIMPLE ACCOUNTING
A tourist In Ariiona heard a shot
and in a short time came upon a rough
.ooxing citilen busy cutting
on the handle of his gun.
"Have you killed a man?" h
gasped.
Nope."
'Then why the notch V asked the
relieved Easterner.
"I only cuts 'em when I misses,"
said the bad man.
ft
"When the eyes are shut, the hear.
ing become, more acute." say. a medi I
en authority. We have no.iced peo
ple trying this enpenment In chu.cn.
ANTLERS ON JAN. 16
'Father On Ills Vacation," the
new comedy with music, based on
the ever-popular comics hy George
MiManus. will he the next stellar
attraction at the Autlers Tuesday
uisht January lGlh.
All of the famous characters. In
ehidlnii the beloved Jiiriis, XlapKie.
hia leriiiaiiK.nl wife, llinty an, the
rest of the Mahi.ney clan will, be
ieen ill the flesh. A larne ami cap
fthle company l, i been engaged and
in a till! ton to Innovations and other
Itatures not to be found In the com-
noun, , ' """";. a numoer ot
junrurpaMliiK n.nelti.-a and original
nisi, menu win no provided. All in
all it la a Ivpicul Father" produc
tion. aVfS.viJa
i 4 Mrs. L. L. Uenson,
5.285 INSPECTIONS PER CAR
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The faithfulness of performance so
universally remarked in Dodge
Brothers Motor Cars, is due, in no
small part, to the thoroughness with
which each unit is inspected during the
process of manufacture and assembly.
A trained staff of 1 100 experts is employed
in this work alone, and approximately
5,285 inspections are made on each car.
So exacting and rigid ore the standards
applied to these inspections that
the slightest variation, either in
workmanship or material, is sufficient
cause for immediate rejection.
DodgeBrothers are almosto ver-scrupulous
in their constant aim to make each car as
sound and perfect as is humanly possible.
The price is $1655 delivered
J. O. NEWLAND & SON
ROSEBURQ, OREGON
Phone 458.
Alt WMMglrw
GLOBETROTTER IfJ
RDSEBURG TODAY
lllkcr Who s JlukUig Trip Around
W.irl.l (ireatly Surprised to
Kind .Spring Uliimie In
I i.ilKiu Valley.
Some YOjna women art nj
tt and tome chew gum tn Public
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LIKE, TEN CENTS WORTH OF
hlEAT FOR THE OOO
Remember how big you felt v-hen
the traffic cop bawled ou out? I
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A lot of men mi0ht make good ex
Cfpt for their uncanny s V 1 1 1 In tne art
of making encuies.
if i
Detro t meat dealer h;, tj lcri.,
Mavte he forgot to v.eiui h s ha-U
in v..tn the steak.
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Whit a"V 0ri-an kros ir. V ;i -'
greatest Invs-iter is yet to a-c.ir. He
v. II -e the n an who invents a way to
avo.d wohirg d'thes.
-f if it
Oil ran worry yourself ta tfeatm
e.er than anbody else can do It for
you. i
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Hie Appealing diarra of Health!
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I 'tTCi Tf: ( a..-.,. .11- .1
J- .i tiMiic anil nervine.
-tnt I'rlUts f.ir i.,. ...
hilv hrint;ins- Sp
"riiiii-ver I have
n wi-.iLoncv! or neiwvj
1 h.t.-r nln-ais been
- in.. I Ik'Iih ii h the ue
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- v n v. ,.,-nach
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- Vf "ie " Hive
Raymond. E. Bell, known to his
many buddies as the -human sieve"
b-a,,SP of , S3 shr.lIln,,, WOUI1(la
i .? ?. roCl'lved ' the laot battle
of the Murne, arrived in llosuhtirg
lst night oa his second hiking trtn
around the world. .Mr. Bull has
hiked 6. US miles since leaving
KiHkland. Maine. II,. h.ns crossed
the continent and now ROea into
l anada anil hunk . i... .
oast and then i0 Kurope and
Aaia. ne ls an expert photoKraphi r
and has made his way by the won-
derful bir-tiir..a tt-l.l..u ...
uc nan mane,
having secured over lo.uno scenic
r u'is tne past year, lie
haa vis led nil r .1, '. 7
Ar 1 . . " jiwiuis ui in-
,11 , , "J""8 h 8 route- ha9 waled
pomis auuas encount
ered many daiiKirs.
I'poii leaving his home In Rock-."re-iM?
a3.Kl""tiully Paralyzed
? f ,he teirlul v.oas re
ceded In army servlca and was
fleu only a short time to live 1
he! h, although he Is Mill some
what rrlnn i'H . . .
. ivbuii 01 1 ne
wounds. He attracted r.i...,,..i. ' !
attention 00 the streets todav 'l.y'the i
.,, . . . v..ivu vun an,
pack l.ut he states thai he h.-K h.ul !
...o.u ,u use u,e snowshoeK quit
Irequvntly lately, even falifjr, ii
Jtid a sreatly imPris,-d to find
spring weather prevailing lu ,
I 111pu.ua Valley in January.
BROCCOLI GROWERS
ATTENTION
V ill t!'ve a 1 1 ,...,. 1 .
, . VM .iiiniiiiii 01 oniers
fer ln-';ed f,T.h br.H-c.li seed, .le-
" " latest piice
' u,a- St-liiai.lt. luliard. Ore.
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STItIKE is EXDKI)
KT. PAUL, Jan. 10. (A. D.J
The Great Northern union
shopmen officially ended their
strike today. No action was
taken by the . Northern Pacific
shopmen, A
T
.
In From Oakland
P. El.hapin was among the out of
town visitors yesterday.
UnTIOlLBIKS
ELECT Off I
Tile anniinl nln.lrhnl,l,.Pa J
"ks anu elections of the 02:
hanks of the city, were held M
u-i. .no changes were made c
oui.ers 01 euner the Kosetic.
Uounlas National banks, and
SUIUO Officials will u.r.o Hnriu
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I .J. . I.cistzel of the Sutherlln r. ,r.l mlnS '"ar. The two stated
!:., I...I.,,. 1 . . .. . line I nninii. . 1.
ouuijiu nie Ilrst Sl CHr, lreJ
sum in tiie countv. a .i . .t,,'T""- state and SavinES bant,
OIllK u .. -i..", ... . '"""V' "l ",L lbe held tnninrr
Brothers th. .1,7." SLi "viS . Th8 offlwr. of "the Dol
1 consid.-iuble uttentlon todav 1 uonal Hank are J. H. Hoots.
dent! K I.. Pnrrnll vtA.nrp.l
O- U 1. o , . ... ' . . r
ii. 1 Hum rnsnmr r.
TKIAIs AI!K SKT
Tb" trlnU I 7T" .
rw ... "V .. .-"""luis and j. it.
i-Clcmens. n.simnnf
W. Booth, assistant cashier
Pnrrnlt 11 11 u,n..i..i..n
Micclli, George KohlhaKen. E
' '""r or Keedsport. who are ' ,llci'1". tieorge KohlhaKen. E
cnaiKi d with possession of inloxi-1 It"n,,Pr8: tt- Roy Ulh nd 1
i'H.IK llllUl.r. have h.... ' . , Booth. Hl,-Bot
.Mi.uday and Tuesday, January liti, ! TJle ""icers of the Rosebjr
, '"' , lne lwa Justice court 1"01"" ank are A. C.
. .'.e UefenilaiitB a,w. .... tirnnifluhi. r. c ii
- " i.ifir wiinesses ""H,i o. xi.u.--t-i.
,""!'lu l? ri'ach Roseburg'foriS- L- Srarl,'S. assistant cashi.:
-"..ii was originally set araer, vice-president;
or uii, w,.,.t Lut ,r rnnHi, ,i Maraters. 1. Abraham. S. C.
1'arks. and J. f.
.-nas hive b"", T T.
lust of next week. l"e
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FRENCH SELLS INTEREST
deal
w-as
rum. C. w
directors.
THIS IS THE MONTH
An important. busin.
Il..y IU whk h (Ji-unt 1 1 A ,
To bundle up.
To write It '1923."
To make up the poultry f
keep them well bedded.
ft. if'.. . .. .. . . 1.1.
fru 1,J nn .ne sxaies win
" jSlmw them that dad is still a
new ciM.manv I'".":' ,raK''- The I
in .I,- "'"-'-I" Ul tliree .'Ynrria I ....... ilia, unu w
111 lne utu:nbili r,,i .. ;frl8.i To think of the romlinz mu
lb; V will be able to cive ,ati "f,e,. "'"' ar. Don't forget
' ' in garage and m . "'.el l-ann Life.
work. unu au, repair To rOT,,r,h, ,
in a r.i
Vr. and Mre. George jon this f.
. worn mat Mm
J..n,-i- ntother. airs. Charles
o. Ana.'.rt.-. Wash uff..r,.i
stroke of ,,raK-ta .. - - . r, J ..."
f alll 1 . . " "1.M1S1V .
t'o beViVher''"'
( in
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I s.e y
V.
Some mrn are so .ur r.on ti..it
they w-nt buy a go d f si ,thot
worry. V for fear it'll turn te bras -
.1 1
tiid i. : t
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1 :-.t- A'
i-.Cl
H.i-.l
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An adverttsemeai n Xewa-Ra.
to find n ln u.
Rodent Was the Durglar.
aent ,T. Y"rk n'",:"" -nt an nr
mt call , detp.,lve h,.,,,, ,rt '
"Bin a nlnr. fh. ..... .... 'tu-inera
. u 1 ..in, 1010 tt.e detective h.
coiim'. ,e,.'U0.n. '."' -liar, bu,
i s.-fe,i . . ' A ""'wtlve Slur-
I S. 0' the cellar. The
"e.e,,,,., n,n,,e . ine
"Ua. As they turned t".' Eren on ,he roidwl '
hin l..n their search, one of 7k ' hor"p" aml caule fhould have
it mov.
i r-n It l.. bundle ttal .
To remember that mnnnre rs ?'
the Ham? as cash and to
av to save It.
To review last year's most
mistakes and to resolve that uV
not be duplicated in 1K3. ,
To flfiiire up the garden seei;
Belter pay ten cents fur a I'
seeds than take a chance 00
Krown nnna
'I'o nmnn Ilia ri r,a vine. II 2
not tO nnvlMil (hia B BJ.D H
arly in them and late P"Ilt
suits In bleeding.
10 lake special rare to ei"
sims. tven on the roues.
1 "iiii unu came snouiu
or so In the fresh air. Farm V
DAY OLD CHICK-4
I am fcooklnc rden. fi
'lit' ka. hat. 1.,1 rlkhl froia 1
ir.. In, A c. White Lef-o"-'
hv latent method. Ti i
1
' rur hatciilua; 11 r-r
c- A I'l'CKP
down to re.d tht Utt a "IUm
Canyontlile.