i-t ROSEBUBQ NEWS REVIEW, THURSDAY, DECEMBER'21, 1922. PAQI THRKB AN OLD PAl M fGYPTi .'",""m -r a nu m i i inn ys. f- "V 9 Jl'STU'K, (.1! AMI Jl ltV FORRMKV SPEFIS XVWVKVVW jisi-ot.c-e Don 7 Foref it? Men Focs A Tie or a pair of Sbcks, or maybe a Bath Robe, or Slippers, or a Muffler, or a Silk Shirt. That's the kind of things men like. You'll have no trouble finding something for a man or young men at DUDS FOR MEN. w. fPv Cn!tf-l Prosa.) SAN ritAN'l'ldOi, Dee. Il.Ceo Barron, Curator of the C.olden (latei I'urk Museum by wrtue pf his pos-l 2 H t in knows nt least a little some- "jthlng about F.gjptolocy. Hut he j know that even uu authority must' P ! have nn authority. So though he! f ti lis the story ot the rriesti'ss N j j 4 j the museum, he nam. -a Senator J Jeremiah Lynch us the "original 5 source." K Na Coaktalus Is a comparative V 1 newcomer here. She is an imml f ! grant from Kaypt where for nanv f i years she plied the trade of pries- tess and then, when she died, went A to mummying 'or s home. 5 1 Because he hail pronged Ihc 5 museum here a real mummy. Sen J iitor I.vn'-h went to Ksypt to get W. one. With the aid of an lntorpre y ter he secured an audience with the ruler of the hind who. mnjos p tically received his American vil A tor and listened to the plea for Ti 1 JtlSI ,111.- IIIU.U.U.' 8 t 8 v ' V V v-- . if. 1 Kearney's Groceteria 3D0 CASS STREET Christmas Specials ffaCwttrt Curing Miss Constant Curiae, first fre- 1 wnmnn In he nnr-olllted OH a Min- The request . wn prnnted n".d, l'V nesota Grand Jury, was named In j A appointment, the Senator went with st. 1'aul at nine in the morning. A His Majesty to tlic museum her!nnd by. noon seventeen patiRsters, ; J thev picked out Na t'oaktalus. bank rolihers nnd bandits bad been i J indicted bv the Jurors unner nor ( rei tion. All but two wero sent to i r states rrlsnn the next aay. Tactfully he broached the subject of price. "Money" shouted the ruler, or words to that effect. "I'll take nothJnfr from this dop." Thanking His Majesty for the compliment and the Rift, the Sen ator arranged for shipment of the Then he returned to his 2 ANNUAL CHRISTMAS jS BALL MONDAY NIGHT Yf Panco lovers are looking forward ' j to ail enjoyable evening next Mon- f lav when the anneal cummins itaii; .:. . , , .... u. ...... ri LARGE FANCY ORANGES, per dox 39o EXTRA LARGE FANCY ORANGES, per doz 44e LARGE JAP ORANGES, per box 11.18 LETTUCE, per bunch , 9c CELERY, per bunch 10c FLORIDA GRAPE FRUIT, per do S1.28 ARIZONA GRAPE FRUIT, per d 93o EXTRA LARGE FANCY LEMONS, per dot 43e EXTRA LARGE BANANAS, per dot 54o AFTER DINNER CLUSTER RAISINS, 2 pkgs. 45c SEEDLESS RAISINS, per lb 17c CURRANTS, per pkg 24o CRANBERRIES EASTERN), 4 lbs. for 94o FANCY CITRON PEEL, per It) 64c SWANSDOWN CAKE AND PASTRY FLOUR, pkg 37c PLUM PUDDING, large' can for 33o CANDIED FIGS, per basket , 14e EASTERN BACON, per lb 34o EASTERN HAMS, per lb 29c NUT MARGARINE, per lb 25o FRESH RANCH EGGS, per dot 38c CAMEL DATES, per pkg 14e PALM A FIGS, pec pkn 8o PLAIN MIXED CANDY, per lb 13e Serve Yourself and Save AT I Kearnev's Groceteria i t rU'yjig The Store that Brought 'Em Down miiin'ii:ill"lllMlllllllllll!lll! Card Table Covers Jlllimiiliinmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"""'! iing new In card table covers ike a charmlns gift fur the j This cover is made of black ltd proviilcd with two little jo figurvd cretunue attached (turner, (iuests are delighted kicrtins place for their hand p. o carils. pencils, etc. ti i ribbon ur brulj serves lor fi.ten the cover to tie table. UGB DfRKXTORT. PrUUfc-Alpha LoilKe. No. !f'?.,v"r Tueday evenlnij 1 SHU or Phytluua Hall, lie Er-r)., !r,r,,Lw"v" welcomed. , ,. A WTZMAN. C. C. J g. FAWtlN(lT(j.N. M P t EJVIJlliEllLVK. k: Mi Oil f.lloir. Temple evr I ".r.lnir ,t 7 o rlock Vj. Urtt i .r. ,w,v, welrome. . 1.)t!i,p CIIF.KK, N rj T i ;F:""F-. Krt Sec J. B BAILEY F".n. See STARFISH HAS MANY FEET Cover the Underside of Each Arm - and Are Withdrawn Inside Skin When He Rests. The starfish Is one of the commonest ot sea-shona creatures, it you pick one out of Ills pool and place lihn in a vessel full of salt water, you will soon find thnt be Is beginning to walk. The underside of each urm la covered with an Immense number of tiny feet. When the starfish Is at rest all these feet are drawn up Inside his skin, but j as soon us he wants to move he ' pushes them out In all directions. Each of them lias a little sucker at its end. lie makes very good use of these suckers when, he conies across his favorite food, an oystw, or some other slwll fish, lie climbs onto the shell and entwines his amis around It. Bvery sucker tukes a firm hold, nnd tlien ko begin to pull. . The oyster pulls ngalnst him, but usually the starfish iminages In the end to make him open his shell a fraction of an Inch. As soon .as this happens, he squirts Into the shell a qunntlty of poison, which has the effect of para lyzing the muscle which holds It shut. And the stnrflsh dines at his leisure. Some fishermen are so annoyed when they pull up a starfish that they tear him In two. But each of the torn halves soon shoots out new limbs and becomes a complete starfish. mummy hotel. As he sat on the verandah he saw tho ruler annroai hiuir while bands played martial music, lie was told i will be Riven bv the Koseburs that he was wanted In his room. partment. Tais annual eve Once tnsiiirt the door rnnf routed ' al v. avs one of the leadinB I bv the rul..r who had locked I lie ' tainnien t fentureq oi tho season and a door after he entered. Senator I always meets with favor. The flre I Lynch was amazed to hear the ! men have made elaborate plans for i. i.i.i.. .i-.nrtA t.,wi h,vi. ntT v ffminiii- oros: " ' . rl,,.r ,. Ih. ll,,.,l,. ... Mlt mo Jerry. What's doing on tees at work. The nan win uo o.i- ,, ""';.' .";,.,." t i , i M.,Lui .o..t niwi" rmted Siindav anil will present ani"J J " u,iUm uasoniau: the orch- ' ' "'".Lr ' ...j'.m, ,.nV.n,-!1,.ce The music oer hy nn c-;pert and all parts re- "?.?.-nro.u".a. bu'"!'"n. Or., are Jus. ... "'T" " " " ,.,'',, " 1 7, ,H unAibed bv the augmented I tinned. pl.cln the machine In as i-uuiwK inio mil ueuruiK," said .. I ..,.. ..i.a(., vhi,h Frank M. foinoi.in ,. n.t "I'orn in tne .visston noiores.- iraiua SlTlii:itl.l ItKSIDKXT IS'- ISITlt; AT i'CUTl.A.l Tho big H00 gallon cream pasteu- I cessed in this mnchlno, and butter products are treated scientifically, enabling the management to put out a commodity that Is first-class. I HITV HirrriT -u In vwafw, hHll the E '"""nicalL.t.. 2nd .nrt 4th """""If. Or. Vlaltora wel- U THOMAS. W. U. ARRIS 8T tiSSdPtT WMITNET. fl.rk 'Ir rasui., ",; In arh month. Jn"",1" e-tln on it, JOHXSON. Sa-r-tary a u - I Thar-!,. n con and P";w.s'. ." "ilara Vl.l.i rn "on- mi m-a - - J5 A. "'no ln Ashamed of the Old Folks. A story is going the rounds of prep schools nnd colleges which has enough truth In It to make It useful whether the words were ever spoken or not. It is funny nnd it Is sad. A lad pupil in a great fitting school Is represented as saying to his parents: "You make It very dlllicult for pie with my school mates. Father Is a prosperous business man and mother comes to see me In a D car," (miming one of the Inexpen sive makes). The Idea conveyed Is that In the gilded circle in which the boy moves, ' the merely Industrious, good-citizen type of dad Is rather bad form; he should be a wh'lrhvind of coasplcuousness of some sort litera ture, perhaps, or grafting finance of the official class, it Is lmmaterluL New Haven Journal-fVurler. who is at tl,ri . , eria 'There Is he kl" ,""h, f"'" i """'' "",e of iV1 'anTV an ln",st.'- ' Itorv to siil -Hlfi 1-" S'" Francisco. Came oMffhlts of the season The money It was Sj by B "pyromofe r.' L d became main politician forjcclized from the ball w n I I u-d who put ail his money into it, went 1 tnc P00"1"- Inilng the lanRua.;e. for the benefit oM.ie d3parim.l,t. broke and died; thou came the re-; and now I rule the place." I , . AT" rtD ,,cu adjustment period, and now, alter! Patsy Hopnn of San ! ranclsro is, BROCCOLI CRATES FOR MEM all ihese years, tho orchards ure I now Pharoah Hogl of Ksypt." Ul.ltS I SH'IJIA IllUHVOIJ I S. working out. .Mr. l.uce had an Ideal o i ... that the trees would be in bearing, v , , , , . ! Two cars of crates on track. All In five yeais whereas thev hive l ather Time may go barefoot but members who have not arranged with been plumed 12 years During the nnpa would enjev a pair of t 1-:1 factory to supply them, lime the property was in litigation ill.pmd condition as new. All cream received at the creamery Is pro- Flarh lights for Xmas 75c up. Hudson Klectrlc Store. iROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW ADDS the trees were not kept up. which caused some delay in their progress. Then, again, we do not irrigate, and this has resulted in a slow growth. However, the fruit is of good quality and poss"ses an even higher color than do tho apples and pears around Medford. There Is probably something in tli siil to account for the color. enjev a pair of i local factory to' supply them, please .those slippers nt Kidder's Phoe C: with teams at our warehouse Store. Successor to If. I,. Stephens. I south side Ire factory. Have cars en- 0 roete for Dlllard, Itiddlo and Kdcn- bower. Look like early season. Act promptly. FOSTER DUTNEIt, Mgr. riu:i'Ai!ATios st ir.Tri) HH SKI TOl K.NAMICXT MINNEAPOLIS. Minn., Pec. 21. Work has begun on the one hun dred foot steel- rkl slldA nt fllen- Our climate j w-ood Park here, on which skiers NEW MODEL L1TYPE TO ITS ALREADY RHST GUS5 EQUIPMENT ALUMNI OF R. H. S. TO BE ENTERTAINED With a great deal of prido Itoseburg News.Ttevlew today nounces the Installation of a theif,.sled by the many compllmentnry an- remarks received from Individual w, patrons since tho arrival of our new mnehlne. Is milder than that of Medford, nnd we do not have to use smudge pots, for we are not bothered with frosts." Mr. Compton said he saw some Spltzenlierg apples In a Port land store with a price of 8 iei..s each on them. "I'd be glad to get 1 cent for apples of tho same vn- Odin club, another local orr:iu:-a-riety and Just a'a good." said the tion. have subscribed toward the grower. "There Is too much spread erection of the slide. The tourna hetween 1 cent and 8." Mr. Comp- ment will be conducted under the ton Is on his wav to Puset Sound. I auspices of the three bodies. The outstanding event on the of tho country will participate In , T)1P Alumfil students, who nre at the national Ski tournament, to be j tending tb" Ore.-'ei Arricullnral held In Minneapolis February 10 j college will enter'ain tl" member! and It. (,f t;1( Ftn.-e lurg High School st.i- i"ooper.ating with the board "''dent body. It the rmdiiiiriuni, I'rl park commissio-i'rs, the Municipal ! (tav nft(rnoon nt 2:30. Ski club of Minneapolis and the , r-no .-t'MV'nts In charge of the nf' Mod,'! 11 Linotype. This mechanlrnlj T Br.ompnyng Illustration will marvel is especially equipped with tbei give our readers some Idea of the mar necessary typo faces to enable this velous mechanism of tho Linotype, paper to serve efficiently those read-; which Is a machine on which are as ers who depend on our publication for, sembled matrlc-s for molds) and enlightenment and entertainment and! lines of type cast lines such as you who patronize the exclusive job print-j arn now reading. ing department of the establishment. Resides enabling the operntor to set The. rapidly increasing circulation , tvpe. the Llnotvpe makes It possible Buy from Pace Lumber and Fuel Company. They carry a full stock at reasonable prices, and they give the service. "atna . w taC. i''n ' aa '-Tainrr 't't ana tY tto4. -oriiUy u,. r- wwi I'a-m. 1 . "l T.niVV'S.'Tr'T Katakab maata in Wf.TRrMa tt i 3 -r-7; n2"y-'r navr.w TV. ,'."" "r- ,; . ,;v," 7 't m. " ' Caai ""aT 1. ' Mnaitl. -UA.V.Wr.Ur,. If He Had a Million. Joe Brown was the porter nt a little bank In southern Kansas. One nprlng day he rested on his broom and looked outdoors where nnture beckoned him down to the river, where he might doze and wait for Uie catfish to nibble on his line. "flee, boss," he declared fervently. "I euttlngly do wight Ah had a mil lion dolluhs!" "A million dollars. Joer" tho cash ier said, smiling. "What would you do with a million dollars?" ' "Ah'd buy me some pigs and make me come money." Judge. Hero of His Class. "now did you get on with spejl trig?" Harry's mother asked him after his first day at school. "Ten look so pleased that I'm sure that you did well." "No, I couldn't spell much of any thing," admitted Harry, "and I couldn't remember the arithmetic yery well, dot the geography." The mother showed tier disappoint ment bat Harry had consolation In reserve, "But that's no matter, mother." he said : "tho boys admire me ; they say I've f.ot Uie biggest feet In the class." Chicago News. Discovered at Last, First Professor IO high-powered ear) We've got It at last. Pecotid Prcifeasor G-got w-what? First Professor Perpetual motion I can't stop. Boston Evening Transcript. DortJKAs corxTY mistletoe A patron of the Hotel Oregon nr riveil from clown the valley and was particularly solicitous as to how his handbag was carried. It contained several pounds of mistletoe, gath ered from oak tries In Douglas county nnd brought to Portland lor distribution among fr'.ends. Ore-gonlan. open day will he tho boy's natloanl championship meet, In which all boys under Flxtecn years of age are (Adv.) ' eligible to participate. In addition a dual meet between the rnlverslty of Minnesota and University of Wis consin will be held thnt dav. On the following day, Cla?s A nnd B skiers from all parts of the I'nlted States and Canada will com pete. "The Minneapolis tournament will be the biggest in the historv of th" ski sport and v.ill take nn an Infer national aspect lih entries coming from Can"di." slates L. J. Sverd rup. secretary of the National Ski association. Among the list who already have are nr. having arrant u mi nf ,,. nf)u,,huri' News llevlew toei lh-' f- hi,n l. ih r,,t. ,l.ul.,.a Ine Drnuram. and all alumni or tno , . . i '"",'" ' ' " ' '", ers and others for more varied typo-1 graphy, Induced us to Install in ourf cnniposlng room a mulllple.mngazlne It II S. are extended an Invitation to he present. Follnwinr the pro gram, the nlunini will serve light refreshments. and borders which art used in various advertisements of each Issuo of our publication. For such work as adver tisements, newspaper headings, book- Llnotvpe. for the quick, iiccurulo and; lets, ralnlogues and various other - c.f.,1r-tr 1 Ph asing presentation of the news of j kinds of printed matter, our Modol 14 LITTLE FOLKS EISJO I ! the ("ay, nnd the production of super.i Linotype enables one operator to sot AFTFRMOON PARTY I lnr wor,t- n"r Lynotypo amnbles ln the same time more typo thnn can "r i us to set bv machine nenilv all forms ordinnrlly bo produced bv five or six , , , ,. ,tr r u- I o composition that formerly necessl.! men or women doing tho work by The I'ome of Mr. and Mrs, C W . I no( (,(lons work ,)y ,mMil f)1r piint Rinnigcr on East Sixth street, was ne -.,,,..1,1- ,,f tnrnlnir nut wo-k , vt-i,n . . i. n,n . k.v. . , .. ,.n .i Win nitnrlnv r - .- afteme .n. given as a farewell for lib with modern tvpe faces In many dlf-i celved the patronage of a host of ferent sizes, and the change from ono readers, advertisers, nnd printing 1...W.1I.,..- Mr, Qtn- ""in ri,.i n, nun -lie .ii.iuae ihmii i-uc n-nuiTB, IlUVtl I ISII f, llllll MillllllH tie erna Mae ?' i,,,i.,'v for 1 'Pn ,',n' "' in"r """' the buyers In general, still we look for- nicer s neic, who eaes Sunday for ( nrv,lrI,inI ,v.,!l( (,f , wl iHt In thf. wnr,, to nrrra,0,i volume of bus- CHRISTMAS BALL The Koieburg Fire Department's annual Christmas ball will be held at the armory on Monday night,-Do- made arranrer.o nts to at cember 23. Kverv nlfht the Ttosebnrg News Review Is read by 20.000 people. You can't beat It for an advertising medium. o Pretty Neckwear Sets kuiiiiiiiiiiciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiihiii delegations from Dartmouth Col lege, Ironwontl, Mich., Grand Hertch Club, Michigan: Denver. Colo.: Revels Stoke, II. C Canada.' Win nipeg, Montreal. Toronto and Otie- bec, according to Secretary Sverd rup. "Them la n rpvtvitl In llllHMIHIIIIIIHHIIHI'limillllimiHIIHIirt I and rfi organlrlng nowjf-ks. ni ts nr. uu i 1 1 mpi r nim 1 'lihin nver i ...r.. r in .i. i, .,,. bnwil. romovn ALL foul, ileeaving malter wtiteii r.ilgnt siart inieeiniii. I EXCELLENT for gas on stomach or ! chronic constipation. It removes mat- I ter which you never thought was in vnnr svst cwoeri,, ... . flicker of an eve-lnsh the versatile on- lunaa t,nw llinf wn nrn an wpll minll Th" little guests were entertained, ...,. " , .. , ;..,....'-..- .1. ' . , du'inc the afternoon with games, later eniovlng delicious refreshments served by' the hostess. The guests rem Blanche. Berl nnd Alvlri Oar. Vera ami I rsnK Vtoeo. Ii.iie mm -....l-,, ,m the hit- heail letl.ir alvle la .,,.1 -I... nena nllhnnl f.,nr Billie McDade: Harold eM : 1! it ; , ,.,,.,. K, )n tllP g,,m,ruI . cr fynr w1 ,, ronn to Winning, ( arlandene nnd Harold 11.111. r(,B,iM,, ,.,,,. nf ,i. rntilic-nt Ion. I vnie our Intent and resources In the orator whose hand Is made famous: fied to render the sort of service most by tjio M-rcenlhaler Linotypo Com- to bo desired. panv ns "the band that keeps the it. has been our constant endenvor world Informed" on tho versatile) to present the Ideals , nnd ambitions of machine sets tvpe of vnrlous sizes, inur consll'uents clearly and conrlse- Does It Pny To Worry About Appendicitis? Can nnncmlloitls be guarded against? Yes, bv preventing Intestinal Infec- sk'lnc '"il. The IntoaHe-il at'HFeptlc. Ah This Installation Is n testimonial purpose of helping our renders to a r 7-1 -r : ,-.1 the lllnetein vears of the ei ;teur',-. of the National Ski association," Mr. Sverdrup s'i.l. in and wliun muning etio lean dislodge. Ono man reports It Is Powr in Silence. i unhelleviible the awful Impurities Ad- The proper va'ue of the power of I ler I ka brought out. Nathan Fuller slb'nce Is pr.d-.nbly best expressed n ! Ion, druggist, the scriptural rciurence to the vitrl- I TZ Tn, I ous conx-ulsiens ,,f nature, the wind Northbound Trams Late snd the enrtb.:uakp. followed bv me Train No. 14 which Is dim In here still, small voice. Cumltjg d-.-.in to a to the prosneri'v of Bosebnrg nnd vl- clnltv. And duly appreciative of our efforts to. serve them in all depart ments of the printing business to the very best of our ability Is muni- better realization of tho finer things of evervday existence. And our Model 11 Llnotvpe will be of great helo to us In the carrying out oftnur purpose. nt ll:'.o. arrive! hero this afternoon about two hours late. Shasta which ia due here at 1:30. was also several beiira late. The delay was possibly f'-ie to heavy snows, south of this I Every woman loves dainty neckwear j and It Is twice vfelcome when tha , donor herself has made It. There are I many pretty sets this year made of j white or colored organdie and other I sheer fabrics. A collar, vestee and' cuff set Is shT.wn lure cf white or-j gun. lie cross-burred with biu k. Little flowers In red. green snd purple floes ' are embroidered on the pieces in lazy daisy stitch. For girls Peter Pan cil lars and ruffs to match are made of 1 checked tissue giT.gLaio, edred with i I ready-made, scalloped trimming of I plullcd organdie, nr other edging. 1 more recent period and a bs re nowned iittthori'y. we i,re r Imb-d of the man wl.n advised his son to ke-p bis mouth "hut so that people ri,y -."ii'i in. 1 aiiie.i i.e was a 1 , ,. i . 1 :;:s 1 tr advice Is Hill E'-'d for the great r a- i ..11 ,.. r, .,,.,. . . , . . , Have a "clearing out' time, net jority. Aatr-.ii'.a c Is said to be one 1 .. . ., . . - n,iAa. in or tl-.e l,cvt aliens of te.-ichia t dlviilnal his relative unliiiportaM Ibe universe of 11 alter, but to bi nlon,., fllr fr,. ,nv 1,1111. an h: tlon, In a va-t sluice will pro.,l,;y licclii.llali the fju,e. iO- mn an.l oet IhtniTJ thai Will b" Hsnflll. ' in it rn be done through tlfe classified I. ft ''I- , o DAILY WEATHER REPORT Employer Paid for Nut. A curious i.i.inr In worliniei.'s c...n- I pensMthm has lean settled by the Lug ; lisb I'o.irt of A,refil. rntti(. r ui10 , did not jjiink or smo'.:c, n the ! Iinbit of iM.-rjii" a nut In his mcith, ; Hpparertly f..r it: h tlie same re. son that i-oine fasiiie carry cbewiiri lain, j Oned.iy while at work be l:,..-. and fell: and lie r.-it was ter,;e,t ..,uu hla windpipe ai::r.., ;,i n: him 'n,.- r.,-.rt held llat II, e a"!-!,-nt Wi.a '"n the course ..f b'a et .o ei.ni." and en titled bis widow in.xe.over. V. S. Wenth-r Bureau, local office. j Bosebnrg. Orecon, 21 hours ending E 'a. m. P-flnitatioo in In. snd Hundredth ' Highest temperature yestordavj .51 Lo". -s tenipet-ature last nlchf.. .30 p-.ri.ela'i.in, 'a-t 2t hours 0 T' 'al nrei ip. ainre fi-rt tf month ? 7" . ......at jireeip for th's mon'h.. S.02 To- 1 I'i.t'ii fro-a S. pt. 1, i:.22. to dale .7 10 ' Aver. prcHp from Sept. 1. 1f?7 116 Total deficit iiry from S pt. 1. i V22 1.45 Averacrt p-rcfpitfillnn for 41 wit i reason. (Sept. to Msv, Ins.) ..31.39! WILLIAM I1LLL, Observer. j. j:?! 7 tJ 1 7 t'. J Z - ''ay ' V l",v' "- - v .1 ' i:T-.;vr , Out New Moucl Fcuriecn Linotype (- ; Vf V I 1 ' 'I I j. . 1- m 1 '.t l',' i. i--:: . 1 -i ,, ii 1 1. - It