PAQE TWO
BOSEBURQ NEWS REVIEW, MONDAY, AUGUST 28, 1922.
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Oregon, under the Act of Marrh 2,
roseurSTW'egon; MONDAY, "AUGUST 28, 1922.
THE OLD FASHIONED WOMAN.
In the states whero women recently acquired the suffrage,
they are frequentl yasked how they have enjoyed the privilege of
voting. The majority seem to have found it an interesting ex
perience. It has broadened their point of view and given them
new and varied contacts with life. There are many women how
cvfcr of a very domestic nature, who are not so enthusiastic. It
see,ms a natural thing for such ones to make their homes the cen
ter of interest. They watch over their home nest and care against
its; decay with a loving hand. Every flower in their little garden,
every bit of furnishing and equipment is the subject of keen con
cern. They give loving service to their husbands and children,
nut the vast and stormy conflicts of politics seem far outside
the cherished interests of home. They feel bewildered when they
are called upon to render a verdict on matters that seem far be
yond their experience and remore from their interests. This
type of woman has somewhat gone out of fashion. It made many
lovely personalities and it developed splendid families of thought
fully bred children. But the modern woman, for better or worse
has gone on from this ideal. She has become a member of the
civic body, and she asks her share in directing the community. It
seems almost hard to take these admirable women of the old
fashioned type, and force them into a form of activity that does
rtoi, interest them. Eus the majority of women will never be
satisfied to give up the ballot and retire into the old conception of
feminine interests. So it looks as if the old fashioned woman
would have to conquer her indifference. If she will put the same
sound sense into her political thinking that she has given to her
home duties, she will be a wonderful force for good government.
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.'. Another speed fiend and road hog was responsible for the
death of one person and the serious injury of five other occupants
of a car on the Columbia river highway Sunday. A roadster oc
cupied by two California men refused to give sufficient road room
to a car occupied by a man and his wife and four children with
the result that the head of the family was carried to the morgue
end other members lacerated and bruised to a more or less de
gree. The California speed fiends hooked the rear end of the
wrecked car, shoved it over a steep embankment and never even
utopped to give aid to the dying man, but on the contrary, kept
up their deadly pace Until overtaken by officers fifty miles distant! J
from the scene ol the accident, this sort or reckless driving is
nothing short of deliberate murder and invoking capital punish
ment is a proper remedy to clear the highways of these murderers
who are getting entirely too numerous for the safety of respecting
citizens who are mindful of the result of fast and reckless driving.
BY BERT G. BATES.
In Ye Olden Days
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
Quite a rumput was railed
On the main (tern this a. m.
When Cawge Neuner, Junior,
Doug. Co. Diet. Atty.,
Dropped a coupla prune boxes
From his flivver and then
Grinned nonchalantly as he
Placed them back in the tonneau.
a.
Gawge kin afford to grin because;
aforesaid prune boxen will soon be!
laden with the cash-getting fruit.
Dean Bubar is among those who are
still wearing straw hats and proud
of it.
Large groups of local gawlfers dug
the festive turf yesterday at the coun
try club while the peaceful sheep took
to grazing farther hack in tne mils.
The feller with a greasy necktie
ain't got no business wearing a dia
mond stick pin.
From The Itoaa-hnrg Kovleiv,
April !1, 1MIHI.
Sheriff Stephens reports taxes com
ing In fairly well,etter than usual
at this time of the year.
J. T. Jllnkle and S. I. Thornton are
now keeping watch over J. M. Oluer
inan In the rounl Jail. One Is on
duty during the day, and the other
at night.
A report on the effects of the gun
fire of Dewey's sliirn May 1. ';ls'i
shows that 167 Spaniards were killed
am! 214 wounded.
The social given l.y the I-ilac circle.
Women of Woodcraft, was attended
l;y a large number of people last eve
ning. Mrs. v. W. Wnoley, guardian
neighbor, presided, and the follow
ing excellent program was given: Pi
ano solo, Miss Muhel Van liuren;
address of welcome. John H. Shupe;
response, O. P. Coahuw; Instrumental
duet, .Mrs. Madge Itau'sdali' and Miss
Metla Happ; recitation, Miss Cora
Snell: male nitarti t, .Messrs. J. II.
, The human hog is everywhere, nosiiupe, J. A. Iluchanan. O. P.. t'oshow
matter where you go, he's there; you and 1.. Wimberly; instrumental solo,
find this avaricious beast in church all Langenberg.
and state at the fount and feast. .
You'll surely be a lucky dog, if you I . .
escape the human . hog He always ''' f-""!J work "f ciR the
hogs the choicest seat? and hogs an- "'- off Jackson tre..t la beuiR done
other for his feet; you needn't look '' ""'. " the Illness center or
for hoof and snout, there's easier! ''" ' ,n miserably flUhy condi
ways to find him out. If you with him I ""' '"', ' properly owners neat
should chance to deal, you'll know him " haven t pride enough to clean It
ere you hear him squeal; you'll see!P k") It clean, they ought to
the bristles on his spine, and know I he compelled to do ko.
right off you've struck a swine. Hei
looks on you and all your kin as vie-! John Hunter returned homo this
tims grown for him to skin, and this inorninir from a trip to southern Ore
advice I wish you'd take, avoid him as gun, visting Beveral towns there on
you would a snake. Oh, yes, you'll j business.
meet him by and by out on the road,:
or in his sty. and though it isn't nica. Tno pltY oIei.on at 1riljll y0Rter
to tell, you'll meet him if you go tO:(, roimC(1 a3 f,)Ws: .IilVor E. K.
j I Applegate; councllmeii. r. K. Ilasard,
. . . 1 I,. M. Perkins. II. P. llrookhart. F.
In the average apartment house so A (.,,lm,nts. TPCOTl,.Ti ira W lmher-
many ladies are taking singing lessons , ,rPa!,llrPr, w. W. Kent: marshal,
that it would be practically .mpossible ,;d rown This ,.a3 callpd tne Poo.
to recognize a call for help.
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' TOO MANY.
. Patient "I'm bothered awfully with
insomnia, doctor."
Doctor "Um-m, what time do you
go to bed?"
Patient '"I go .to bed between 8
and 9 every night."
Doctor "No wonder that's too
many in one bed."
' is
pie's ticket, and won by an average
of ten votes on each candidate. An
other ticket In the field was as fol
lows: mayor, K. A. Johnson: council
nieti. C. K. Hasard. J. A. Hlack, Ira
Winiliorly. J. W. Spalding; recorder,
J. W. Krewson; treasurer, W. W.
Kent: marshal, J. (!. Hefty. The
candidates on this ticket asserted
that the People's ticket represented
the loose element as opposed to law
t A gentleman in Cincinnati employs. tl-p ,e's ,ickct whmlt thc.lr oon.
wo negroes to work In his M' it was asserted by them. The
tensive gardens which he Personally ,,,.',. oan,li(lates ,,,,, .d llie alle
gallons against them, and they al-
One morning Sam did not'
oversees.
of,,...,. - - - loo.wl li., tUav F.,- nrnci-ao-
"Where is Sam, George?" ho asked.!"'" """"' "
"In rie hospital, sah." , she city government The fight was
ei. u. k..i 17 I,-,- i thm 3 not one, .i vous iieiiig earn. u
world did that happen 7"
(the women in town, who were ellgl-
"Well, Sam he been a tellin' me
ble, under the new charter, availed
tv'ry mornin' for ten yeahs he gwinel themselves of the privilege of sut-
to lick his wife
cause o' her nagginY'i w
Well?" o
"Well, yistiddy she done ovahheah a4fMilt
him. Dat's all." , t
! AROVXD THE TOWN
' Are you Dr. Smith?"
No. but I know where you can get
To Mni-.li field
Mr. and Mrs. Itoy Cedarstrom left
by auto for Marshfleld Sat., after
uloying a week's visit herp with
, It would be interesting if some statistician could compute
the number of women's hand bags that are lost annually, and the some.'
amount of time spent in hunting for them. The modern woman
is dependent upon this article of her outfit, in which she carries
money, spectacles, railroad tickets, and various artificial and
emergency aids to beauty. As fashion deprives her of the com
modious pockets afforded the male animal, she can hardly be
blamed for her dependence upon this article of baggage. Hut
while engrossed in conversation it is very easy to drop this essen
tial, and soon there is a wild' search for the valuables. It is very
common when a mixed company goes out for some lady to lose Lots r'ntme" wouH leave their ,00t'i u,.,,,,.,, !, liuiiili Trii
uvi imnuuag, luiu many ana proiraciea .are me delays resulting! Time's eternal sands to grace.
thereirom. Some genius needs to devise a plan by which the
receptacle can be firmly attached to the person of its owner. Prob
ably it should be riveted around her neck and worn day and night.
"How's this, waiter? You've charg
ed me two dollars and a half for
planked steak."
"Sorry, sir, but lumber's gone up , ,..,,, ., .,....
again."
M, JL (
, , "' '"' . , Left for Portland
it seems that even the Affiliated
Order of Idiots should know it's hot1 , J- - Newland, of the Dodge llro
cnouflh for anybody now and stop ask- ,,,ora agency, left Saturday night for
ing If It Is, Portland to look after business mat-
tt si t tors. ll will return here tomorrow.
For many years wealthy friends of colleges have poured su
perb benefactions into the treasuries of those institutions for the
benefit of poor boys and girls. There is even greater need of such
gilts for struggling young people who can not complete high
school courses owing to poverty of parents. Every high school
ought to have its scholarship fund, available to help children of
worthy but unfortunate families. This country will not be on a
secure and prosperous basis, until every child has the equivalent
of a high school course. It need not necessarily be book educa
tion, some need vocational training. Most families by sacrifice
could give their children these advantages but some need help.
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Had they gotten mother's slipper
At the proper time and place.
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Many men who wouldn't take a
counterfeit nickel at face value are
marrying artificial complexions. I
!
The modern flapper is more to be
petted than censured. j
WHEN CONGRESS GETS ITS WAY. j
C. in C. "Where's the army?"
Orderly "He's playing solitaire
C. in C. "Where's the navy?"
orderly "He s making a new pair
of oars for the fleet. '
J. E. Itunyan and son, Trumatin,
and Andy Ford, returned yesterday
I from a Week s hunting trip in the
I mountains above Peel.
Rvccted Home .
Mrs. Charles lleinllne Is expected
lo arrhe home within the next few
dayw. She has been enjoying an ex
tended visit with friends In Wash
ington. D., C.
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
Anybody can tell the truth, but it
takes a smart man to tell it without
making himself disagreeable.
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The cannery is running full blast
and Frank Norton says the foma of
.,.. i'"e fruit Juice is music to his nostrils.
ho Owns the Air, is tne caption over an Oregonian rdi-l
torial. We don't care who owns it. Hut what we would like tolk..Lhe.,'oiL0"in9Tif ""J '?.'.? Ro,e'
hot stllll j mous and we don't blame him:
i There s powder on her hit of no f .
Here 1'rolil (ireat Full
Heorge dates anil- family, of Orent
I'lills, .Montana arrived hero over the
I week-end and will remain here for
I several days to islt relatives. They
I made the trip by auto.
Conner Keshlent Here
Wrni carter a former resident of
this city, spent esterdav here visit
ing old friends. .Mr. Carter Is em
ployed with the S. V. company at
liLinsiiitiir, California.
oil
little
get is a remedy for the fellow who is peddling the
during these balmy summer days instead of taking
physical exercise in the hay fields.
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To get matters in the political arena properly "bawled up"
1or the fall election there is talk of a new party, to be known as
the "Progressive," entering the field. The political game in Ore
gon is assuming a catch-as-catch-can aspect with the principals
going to the mat on "all fours."
r)
A man sometimes gets blamed for n sin he doesn't mmir.it.
whereupon he raises a howl that can be heard for miles, l,u .e
never says anything about the houndred sins that don't ivt t.,,um
out.
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The circus that was to play nt Koseburg passed through ihe
city .Sunday, hut the small boy failed to get a thrill gazing at
the painted "beauties," that are a real part of the big show.
o
A hunter's aim is always the best when he shoots at sot-.e-thing
moving about in the woods. He gets his "game" under
these circumstances then calls up the coroner.
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' VMliiu; nt lies Home
1 Mrs. C. H. I.midy, of l.os Angeles.
i Is isitlng her iii.cn, Mrs. Story lies.
i M l4 l.lltlilv i,m h,,r unir t.. !.. rt.
n i,,u, HCtnj ro5e,,M,i ,, ,,sil with her daughter.
Her skirt, a lively ength i disclose (., , , ,., fur Ul vi,u
Of grace and girlish charm; her return.
She dances to the maddest jazz
At every happy chance she has;
Hrr vamping ways shock some, but as'
For nie. I see no harm i
For I have noted in her eyes
The smiling light of love arise
All youthful, sweet, unworldly wise
And pure as pure can be;
And she's the same at heart. 1 know.
As shielded girls were years ago;
Let others frown on her, hut oh,
Expect no frowns from me.
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Very tew people have ever golten on
their feet by constantly going round
stepping on the other fellow's toes.
A
HER WAY.
"A man never knows a woman has
any old clothes until he has married
her," said poor Hennypeck.
'No." admitted skimpy little Mr.
Merk, "and afterwards, accordinn to
At llie Ihuiglu.o
Arrivals at the Douglas hole today
late P. .1. Hrein, st. I.ouis, .Missouri:
I I.. W. Leonard, Portland; Mr. and
I Mrs. A. J. Turner. Wesier. Idaho; C.
I r. ratling, Saeramcnto; Charles W ar
I ner, Spokane.
Merchants to Meet
A call meeting of the Koseburg
Mi i' hants' assiii i. ilon will he held nt
the Chamber ol Commerce office to
niKbl lor the pwrpnseof deciding
whether or not the stores ii; remain
open in closed on Labor day.
SMt-iii I iiiiorll Meeting;
A special nieeiuig of the city coun
cil Kill be held tonight lor the pur
pose vf passing mi tin. 1'linl street
A grasshopper )lnpS w ithout know ing where it is going,
lot of men are grasshoppers.
hrr own statements, she has no other l,,,l" l''n. f"erai oilier Import
kind." ;ilnt matters are i pected to come up
... .. ,ol this meeting.
Rosebura hunters irg rMurninn ' -
''em the l-att'e front having not been "" ,,,',' '
m'staken for five pointers. i n i llatini;? visited the X, w-
"' LiMi. w oluce Saturday mornl;:g iih
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TODAY'S MARKET REPORT
Market quotations In Roseburg
have not changed materially since
Saturday. Tomatoes nre slightly loss
than last week, and peaches a little
stronger, ranging from til) to ".' cents
a liox to the grower. Kggs hold stea
dy at 2'i cents, and live poultry bring
good prices.
1'IIK l.'S PAID VAISMKKS 1'OIt
l'ltOKl't'K
Ilulter, 33 cents a pound.
Uutterfat, 42 cents.
Kugs. 25 cents a dozen.
Hens, heavy, 17 cents a pound.
Hens, light, 12 cents a pound.
Fryers, 20 cents to 23 cents a
pound.
Wheat, $1.10 at will. Backs re
turned. Ilarley, $.15 a ton.
Grain hay, $15 a ton.
Venl, dressed, 8 to 11 cents a
pound.
Hogs, dressed, 14 cents, 112 to 100
pounds weight.
t'ou s, prime, 4 cents.
Steers, prime, uVi cents,
I'eaehes, CO to 7.. cents a box.
Tomatoes, 40 to r.O cents.
lettuce, 80 cents per dozen.
Honey, local production, 20 cents
a pound.
t'ascara bark, 1022, K'i cents a
pound, f'ascara bark. 1921, 7c.
RETAIL PRICES ON MILL
PRODUCTS.
Mill run, J1.60 a sack of So lbs.
Cracked corn, $l.!m a 100 lbs.
Koliod barley, J 1.55 a sack of 75
lbs.
riour, soft wheat, $1.i;r, a sack.
Flour, hard wheat, $2.15 a sack.
(Tnternnttonn! News Service.) '
AMDKIDUE, Fa., Aug. 28. Utopia!
has not been found in Uolshevik Kus-i
sia by foreigners who went back
looking for is, according to Prof. G. '
Devich, a foreign banker, who has just I
returned rrom a tour or Europe. "They I
would give anything to return to the'
land of the free and the home of the I
brave," he said. "Their hopes are
blasted, and they say America is the
most blessed land anywhere."
Will receive bids m it As 5
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