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ROSEBURG WEWS-REVIEW, THURSDAY, JULY 6, 1922.
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ROSEBURG NEWS-R EVIEW, JULY 6, 1922.
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MONEY AND MATRIMONY.
There are a lot of married people who dispute oyer money
relations, and such frictions often lead to the divorce court. A
speaker before a recent savings bank convention at Atlantic City
took up this point, and felt that such quarrels were due to the
fact that children are Jiot taught how to spend money. If a girl
who has earned money freely before marriage finds that she has
less when she has to depend on her husband, she may gei recKiwa.
Mifay husbands spend a big slice of their income on their own
pleasures and treat their wives stingily. There are many whose
spending habits arc afTected by the amount of cash they have on
hand at the time. If they get a little ahead their first thought
is to spend it. A person who has been taught thrift would say
that the existence of a good balance on hand was an invitation
to deposit it is some bank and make a start at saving. Many mar
ried couples will take these two different points of view. When
one is a spender and the other a saver, a deep cause of difference
exists. The young men who marry girls for money frequently
find themselves carrying a burden they had not anticipated. A
girl who was brought up in luxury may not be able or willing to
take hold of the tasks of an ordinary household, and they may
soon be head over heels in debt. Then if the girl's family becomes
loss nrnsnorons. a marriaire induced by financial expectations
nnwM tn have been built on false foundations. The elements for
a first class quarrel exist if people do not really love each other.
The money relations between married couples are a ticklish
point Men should deal generously with their wives, and wives
should consider that their husband's prosperity depends just as
much on their thrifty ways as on his earning capacity.
prune fltocMn'e
By BERT 0. BATES.
THE PERSONAL ELEMENT IN INDUSTRY.
" The community in these times feels more than ever the re
sponsibility of providing comfort and happiness for all indus
trious people. It Is a pertinent inquiry then, to look into the more
nhsrnrA miifms that effect the success of people in their daily
work. One common reason for failure in life, is the inability of
many people to get along personally with those with wnom incy
the thrown in their work. Many students of industrial relations
say that the personality of shop fqremen is one of their most dif
ficult problems. A foreman may be a competent and faithful man,
hut. ho mnv have some streak of arroirance that makes him hard
" in o-or. olnnir with. M seems to rub his subordinates the wrong
way. They may feel loyal to the firm, but they are nil the time
irritated by the ways of the man directly over them, who they may
wii.l in Klin frinnrls and favorites. Multitudes of men
have quit their jobs and gone elsewhere, because they could not
get along with the boss or. their room, inougn mey naa no qumiu
un'lli iha mnnnoromonr.. Tr. was said of the W0rld'8 war. that it Was
a lieutenant's war, and that a lot of these young fellows directly
in contact with their men, had more to do wun me success oi an
army than the commander of their division, bimiiariy tne loie
man can make or mar the success of his shop, and his qualifica
tions for guiding human relations should be carefully studied.
Many workers are too sensitive in the matter of these relations
Thnv hmnA nvir fanriod slight and take correction too seriously
Th ihmw nn inha nn nn-niint of Klifht. frictions, and then blame
the industrial system when they fail to make progress and become
mere u niters.
Senator Hall, late republican candidate for governor, will
contest Olcott's nomination at the recent primary election.
Wlipllirr nr not. a rrsrount shows that Hall is entitled to the nom
ination it is the general opinion that many irregularities will
be disclosed and an "awful mess" stirred up in many sections of
the state. Looks like the political pot will ie kept polling ironi
now until the November election and then some.
; Koseburg was put on the map today by the announcement
that the world's biggest circus will make this city during the
month of August. And it will be some show, too.
It's a wicked world, no doubt, and ought to be reformed, but
where did you get the idea that you are big enough lor the job;
If you are hungry and eat sufficient food, the hunger ends,
but you can t saiisiy a money-nungry man wun money.
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A lot of people who seem to be hiding their lights under a
bushel, have a crack in the bushel.
BON SOIR FOLKS
Wee! WeeM "
We're just trying
Out our French
Which we picked up
In the wine cellars
Of dear old Fransay.
"Continued warm" muttered Proph
et Bell in a nonchalant manner this
a. m. and again he wine the bet.
Captain Cec Black, of the rtbg. ball
team, to Art Davis: "Go out and play
right field."
Art (returning few minuate lat
er): "by the way. Mock, I don't know
these grounds, where's right field?"
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GOLF? THAT'S DIFFERENT.
A wizard with the women, he,
A curly wolf at chess:
With carefree stride, he'd beat the
hide
Off any thug and yes.
He'd even cut a waiter dead.
At golf he was a mess.
A ball room riot, take my word;
A poker champ, no less;
He'd run a bill In any grill,
At talking, I confess
He'd make a con man look contrite.
At uolf he was a mess.
A bally wonder with the dice;
A fashion plate in dress;
If not alert be'd take your shirt.
And laugh It off, I guess.
That man could sell bubonic plague.
At golf he was a mess.
,
Frank Lawrence, who has Just re
turned from the metrop ,and who has
become quite adept at dodging street
care, is back on the Job. Frank says
woman called at his store today
and asked to see an invisible hair net.
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Dear Ed. of Proones: I notice you
mention something last night about
ants In your refrigerator. The best
way to get rid of them Is to run them
through the wringer. BELLA DONNA.
Thank you, Bella.
Some people keep their good nature
down in their boots. Why do that?
Hang it outside where people can see
it and be happy for it.
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AN EXTINtT BIRD.
We have a longing for the old-fash
ioned boy who formerly, roamed the
fields and wooda with four toes on
each foot tied up. The boy, whose
wardrobe consisted of one suspender,
a shirt and a pair of trousrs, who
could take 25 cents and buy as much
as the average man could with 5.
It would be a genuine treat to see
such a boy and to see the little tuft
of hair sticking through the too of
his wide-brimmed straw hat. The boy
who went to the swimming hole to go
In washing, instead of going In bath
ing. ft S ft
THE KIND OF BOOTS.
The well-known writer was try-
Ing to Illustrate the conservatism of
the Maine backwoodsman. Two of
them, he said, were walking through
the woods one day when they came
Mm may increase
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ities, may reduce the power delivered to the
wheels of the automobile as much as 20 .
The ideal oil is the thinnest oil which will keep
the bearing surfaces of the mechanism sepa
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purity, it will give perfect lubrication, and per
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It has great stability, as a result of which it re
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And It is pure. This company has always con
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maximum power, speed and gasoline mileage
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TTAPHAZARD seeding is both wasteful :.j
Derisive. Merely dropping the pram ?"
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crrrmnrl rWl not assure a full Cron ir -...
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Drill distributes the grain evenly at the bottnn, .7?
drill furrow where quick germination
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thanks.
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AllO UN D THE TOWN.
dl..-m'. -il.,.. u.111 innir In ff
our midst next month and even tho
we try not to act excited we just
can't help being tickled to death.
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u-T"'. "u.'.r:" r.. ZX In this city attendJus to busl-
candy this a. m. and stopped a pretty! nJS9 matters.
her the candy, muttered: "Sweets to At Tl.o Umpqiia
CiHiilllo Itiudnrss Mini 1)
A. Ellineson. a Dromlncnt Conui!I
business man Is spending sevcial
the sweet."
The young lady said: "Thanks, have
some nuts."
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The old town spigot near the corner
of Cass and Jackson sts. is working
overtime these sweltering days.
Police Judge "Who Is the prison
er?" Officer 666 "I arrested him on
suspicion." "Of what?" "I am sure
he is an escaped convict." "What
gives you that Impression?" "I saw
him In line at a cafeteria" "Yea"
"And he Involuntarily placed his hand
on the shoulder of the man In front
of him."
LAFE PERKINS SEZ
The ai-rivals at tho Umpqiia to
day wore: Ernest G. Iover, Yrcka;
A. B. McLttid, Sulem; J. C. Thomp
son Jledford; F. J. Bradford, Dallas;
Robert Look. Toiualla: Edwin ea
ver. Myrtle Creek; F. L. Jounson
Myrtle Creek.
At flic Crnnil
Anionz tho arrivals at the Grand
hotel today were C. P. Yundt, Cor-
valllR; A. W. Cooper, liandon; J. W.
Rondeau. Tiller; Tom Acuata, Tiller
John Johnson, Tiller; C. F. Lewis,
Medford, and Lyle Perry.
He) urns to Portland
R. W. Pme and damrliter of Port-
lid- t. .11 .lnk l 1. nl-- iuiuufiu ut-ic luai even
. . . H r ' ... .'r:i '"(t on their return trio to th
home from Crater Lake. Mr. Price
Is general manager at th lake, and
State that Crnler T.nkA la ro..U.n"
Years of experience are behind the i Its ehare of tourists thin vnr Mr
upon the body of a man lying on theflfly Job printing department of the I Price 1s also malinger of 'the Mult-
but its place ain't on the seat
feller's pants."
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of
tuuiica wiui oivw " '5 aim extra stron
steel or wood wneeis. maae.m plain grain and com
bined grain and fertilizer styles. You will find uj
-yii rn vnnr farm TW ,r. .
the drill you need on your farm. Manufactured ex
clusively for use with the Fordson Tractor bv nl
A : Alr.tr MachinA f AI
Company, Springfield, Ohio.
i C. A. Lockwood Motor Co.
"IK)X T TKLL EVERYTHING"
Combining three of the most popu
lar figures of the screen Wallace
Held, Gloria Swanson and Elliott
Dexter the two former, stars, and
the latter a featured player for Para
mount pictures comes "Don't Tell
Everything,", which will he seen at
the Antlers theater tonight.
The most Interesting feature aside
from the exceptional cast is that it Is
typically an out-of-door story, breath
ing the fragrance of the pine woods,
the life and action of the polo field,
the charm of a California golf course.
Sara. Wood, the director, Is a keen
sport lover himself. So ii ,,
Reld and so, Indeed, JuT
cerned. Dorothy Cummiw S
olavs a cirl of tho ' '
type is an accomplished porui
the nleture: and Inrtoii .. . ,
been left undone to mate thii mi jj
lilf3 ntranuu B most nOUblfl pnnjj(.
tions. Lorna Moon wrote ud i i
LeVino adapted the jtor, t, fc
Every night the Roneburi x,n
Review is read by 20,000 peojlt.Ta
can't beat it for an advertliing
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Be sure and let us look your jewelry over
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AltOlM) TIIK TOW !
Contracts tutor: Tor water wells,
docp or shallow, l'rlcs reasonable.
Albert Graham. Looking Glass.
niiicb furoruiile attention
streets last night.
on the
IMurn lie
."Mr. and Mrs. Ft. I II viand and two
(hildren who have heen spi-mllng sev
eral days at lieednport and Eugene,
I'Sie returned to their home In thtft
tily.
JlaTe your watnr wetrs drlllad ear
ly. Deep or shallow wells drilled,
l'rlcs reasonable. Albert Graham.
Lousing Glass, Oregon.
f Mtiliiirft Allract Atteiilfon
"everal persons ho have lii-n at
Kji.Ii:i tlie ii of 'in celebration
In- eantrn Oregon polnt.i, pusseit
(Hronrli the eity yesterday. Moat of
tlu,mi were dreed In old-style ni
liAMies and attracted much attention.
Oit young lady drened In a bninn
leather Indian costume attracted
l4nve Kor South
John Greer and family, of this
elty, are leaving soon for &ui Jose,
California, where they will visit dur
ing the summer and enjoy ilielr an
nual outing.
When your car leaves our shop It's
repaired rlsht. Ignition and carbure
tor work, also Kelly Spi incfiold tires.
The Motor Inn. 617 N. Ja kon.
To Itiilille Toniirtit
Mrs. S. M. Kelley. vli e.pn i,leiit
of the Itehekhh Asiwilllitv of (Iregon.
will go tn Kiddle this evening to a
tlt in the Installation of offiri r at
that place. SeTerul other nieintwrw of
the lural Rebekali lodge will nln attend.
Evervlnnly that uses a safety rajior.
enr thi'iu to Arthur long for Ktiarix n
Ing or leave at llood"a barber shop.
iKiuble blade 3ee a dot. Single bud. .
He a dm. Send your bladna to Arthur
Long, 301 V. Wash. St.
bank of a atream. They looked at it
carefully and decided that It was the
body of their friend Ed. Simpson.
They went to his rouse and knocked
at the door. Simoson himself opened
It.
"Hello, Ed," said one. "Say, we
come on the dead body of a man over
here we kind o' thouqht was you."
"That so?" said Ed. "What'd he
look like?"
"Well, he was about your build"
"Have on a gray flannel shirt?"
"Yep."
"Boots?"
"Yep."
"Was they knee hoots or hip boots?"
"Let's see. Which was thev Char
ley, knee hoots or bio boots? Oh, yes!
Thv was hlo boots."
"Nope," said Ed. "twan't me."
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Good Morning. Followers! !f the
neighbor's cat sits on vour backyard
fence and disturbs your sleep, tear
down the fence.
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A pessimistic professor sava that
I high school young ladies are round.
shouldered, flat-footed and under,
nourished. From wHM we see of such
young ladies, and that's considerable
I these days, we are prone to assert
that the firofesson, ia either misin
formed or a prevaricator.
Funny no one has thounht the per.
feet way to enforce disarmament is
to bore a hole In the bottom of the
oceans an-t let the water out.
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"Weren't ycu encouraged by the
manner In which your audience ap
plauded?" "Not much." admitted Senator Sor
ghum. "A lot of those folks will go
down town tonight and cheer just as
hard at a vaudeville show."
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