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R08EBURQ NEWS-REVIEW, JUNE 29, 1922.
SPECULATION IN FOODS.
; Many people feel that speculation In foodstuffs is a great
public abuse. Its effect on food prices should be carefully studied.
f prices to the consumer advance to an unreasonable height, the
producer is not likely to get the full benefit. A good share of the
Additional price will probably be absorbed before it gets back to
he grower. And if prices are unreasonably low, the consumer
will not probably get the full benefit. Thus these extremes would
teem to operate to favor some portion of the line of dealers be
tween grower and user. The tendency of speculation is to prevent
these fluctuations from going to extremes. If prices the whole
sale dealers will pay are very low, the speculator steps in and
says the figures are too low and he bids them up. And if they
are unreasonably high, he sells short and helps break them. Thus
the speculative market consists of two opposing forces, one op
erating in behalf of the producer and one in behalf of the con
sumer. These two forces tend to balance each' other, and create
what is a fair price, existing demand and supply considered. Were
it not for this restraining force, in a time of large supply and
Slack demand, prices would break so far as to bankrupt many pro
ducers. The tendency is thus to stabilize the price and keep it
relatively even, which must be for the interest of both producers
and consumers. Probably another effect is to reduce wholesale
profits and keep them within reason. The producer will fare
better in the long run on a market that keeps along fairly near a
level, than in one subject to violent extremes on which he can
not figure. There are no doubt abuses in the speculative mar
kets, and there are too many middlemen. These uneconomical
methods should be cut out by the movement of farmers to market
cooperatively. But the country would probably be worse off if
Speculative trading were abolished.
':i SPREADING MISINFORMATION.
It is amazing how much misinformation is spread around by
:, type of orators and so called thinkers who are trying to create
class warfare. They sling around their alleged facts, and many
people can not say positively whether the things they report are
correct or not At the present time, for instance, many apostles
lf unrest are claiming that the failure to recognize the soviet
Authority in Russia as the government of that country, and to
'Ho business with it, is causing industrial depression in this coun
try. Many of them go so far as to say it is the leading cause of
f ho hnainpsa troubles that occurred last year, the effects of which
Jiave not been wholly removed as yet. Many a man who does not
jnake a specialty of public questions, is nonplussed when he hears
statement like ti nt. He does not believe it, but can't positively
Kieny it on the spot. Secretary Hoover exposed this ludicrous
-fallacy the other day when he stated that when Kussia was run
'. f.iii Miiat nrpvinim to the revolution, that country only bought
one per cent of the exports of the United States. The trade that
this created wtfsld have only supplied enough business to employ
80,000 of our people. Manifestly such a trade as this would be
onlv a dron in the bucket. The industries of Russia have been
destroyed by the soviet government and it will be many years be
v- v,oii. traAa rrt hnrlf to nro-war fi cures, even if their gov
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"ernment was fully recognized. But the people will keep on making
these preposterous statemonu, and some ioiks win Keep on ue
lieving them. Fortunately more people are reading newspapers
nnd magazines than ever before, and those who can size up mior
mation of this kind for its real worth are growing more numerous
VISITORS AT THE
AUTO CAMP GROUNDS
Short Stories of tha 8trangere
Who Stop In Thtlr Journty
Along tha Highway.-
ily, Los Angles; O. Curlner, Yreka;
T. A. Jriia and parly or an. satem;
E. W Urown. Culexlco: E. J. ln
han and wife, and J. J. Shechan and
wife, Oukland.
tS puts a Royal Cleaner in your
home. Italanoe on eaay payments.
Hudson Electric Store.
IXSPKtT PAY I SCI WOHK
Knur luino Liberty trucks In
rhurire. of 11. 11. Nyswitirncr, of Sn-
lem. were it tha camp grounds last
night. The trucks belong to the
Stale Highway department, and are
to tie used on the ltosoburg-Coos
JIhv road.
Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Olelm, son
and dntiKhter, who ape'"! the winter
months at I-oii Reach, tallfornin
and In southern stales, are on their
way to Vancouver. H. C. They ex
revt to reach their home In the state
of Illinois some time during the
month of August.
Mr. nnd Mrs. I,. I). White anil three
rhlldren. of Fulrelilld, lows, have
he n touring t'nlltorula and are now
otiroute to Vsncouver. 11. O.
Mr. and .Mrs. K. II. llnsspacker
end son. Court, who have been
spending the last two months In Cal
Iforaln, will so north by way of Yel
lowatone pi.rk. They carry a colli'
pletn ramping outfit nnd am well
orepnred for any emergency. The
llaaaparker home Is In Meriden, Con
necticut.
other visitor were .'. K. Prlnca
and parly of rue, Hollywood; T. tl.
Kvans and family, and J. T. Alkln
eoit and f..mtly, Vancouver, II. C;
Kd White nnd family. Molar; A. Ra
ker. Sacramento; o. It. Cole and
family, los ;nto, California: K T.
Ito-wlch and wife. Seattle; C. K. Nel
son and wlfn. Pi.saclina; Mrs. Jur
inon. I'linenl; A. K Skidmore,
Portlnnd; C. C. Johnson and wife.
Himkaiie; II Smith anil family, !'ort
4und: Joe Tiber, Pendleton: F. Hnrl
hrook nnd wife. Ix Angeles: H. V.
Cain and family, (Irand Junction,
Colorado; J. T. Steth i.ml wife, Spo
kane; llnrnr Hull and family, Hixi
l.tnc; J. A. Kik Ionian and family,
Tillamook; y. y Northrop and wlfs.
Eanta Monica; L. Talbert and Ism-
J. C. Mcleod, division highway en
glneir, and N. J. Drew, chief paving
Inspector, arrived in Kosebut'g last
night by auto front Sulwn. Mr. Mc-
l.eod says that pivvlng is progressing
very satisfactorily rxce.pt on tha II
hur section, where it is being found
difficult to aecuro srravel. The Yon
ralln-lratn section will be completed
In about tire days.
Contracts taken for water wells.
deep or shallotr. Trices reasonable
Albert Oraham, Looking Glass.
VISITKI JOSKCIIINK CAVI:H
Oeorge 11. lllmes, rurater and as
slstant socrctury of the lreson His
torical society, and secretary of the
Oregon I'loneer association, stoppisl
In llosehurg last night on bis way
back to Portland after visiting the
Josephine Caves. Ho was greatly
pleased with the trip, pronouncing
the caves to a most wonderful
sight.
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By BERT Q. BATES.
Sam aald: "Judge, does dat mean I
nave to give the watcn oacar-
Everybody ehould Isarn to swim. It
la not a hard thmo to learn and it
' often cornea mighty handy. If you
have a boy aee to It that he gets
i chance to handle himself in the water.
I During a divorce trial a lawyer aik
' ed the fair olaintiff:
! "If you did net love him, why did
: you marry himt"
. She answered: "You aee, when he
, proposed he looked so cheap I could
' not refuse the bargain."
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1 LAFE PERKINS SEZ:
"A hull lot depends on the Inner
: tube these acorchin' days."
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
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Men folks are only boys grown up.
They like a shotgun and a pup, and
dote on baseball games; they always
hanker after cake, the kind that moth
er used to make, with pie they stuff
their framee. They never get too old.
tie said, to relish sugar on tneir
bread and Jelly hits the place; the
gizzard from a country fry, most al
ways takes a fellow's eye ana etriKes
the empty space. They like to hide
out in the barn and spin a long Nick
Carter yarn and smoke a corncob
pipe; they revel in a melon paten ana
in the niaht time steal a batch, before
the fruit ie ripe. They lose their heads
Double Wedding at
Myrtle CreekTonlght
A double wedding will take place
tonight bt the Methodist cnurcb at
Myrtla Creek, -when Miss Nan and
Mies Mary Aldredge. tbe twin daugh
ters of ,Mr. and Mrs. James Ald
redge, of Myrtle Creek, will be uni
ted In marriage with Adrian Hulbert
of fioseljurg, and Perry Brown, of,
Yakima, Washington. Rev. N. D.
Wood will read the ceremony. The
dhurch is beautifully decorated for
the occasion, and many guests' will
be present. A reception will be held
at the Aldredgo home.
The Misses Aldredgo have resided
in Myrtle Creek for a number of
years, and are well known in this
county. Following the wedding cere
mony the young couples will leave by
automobile for Yakima. Mr. and
Mrs. Hulburt will return to Rose-
burg to nu-.ke their home, and Mr.
SPIRELLA COilSETS. Made to
measure. Belle Case. Phone 391-L.
lXHKPEXDKXCK DAY WAR CRY
IS Pl Iil.lSHKI)
. .lu..a. .! ssaasf llaan 4nw U at hsnriS
i. ,a ,,,1. h. f.mnu clowns: anl "Mrs. Brown will reside at Yaki
they feed the elephant on nuts and:"1, where Mr. Drown has a large
Dike the dressed up guy that struiSi ---
from little country towns. I ney iovo
to frolic in the dales and tie tin cans
to stray dog's tails and whistle Jazzy
tunes; exceptions to these rules are
few, sometimes you find a fossil too,
but he is full of prunes.
Oole Read, a former pencil pusher
for various newspapers, was the chau'
qua lecturer last night. Opie looks
like a veteran reporter and he told ye
ed. confidentially yesterday afternoon
that he "has the dope" on human na
ture. Opie told us he always noticed
that people like to see their namsa In
print, even tho when accosted ny a
reporter they appear timid and wish
to avoid publicity. And he said he
always noticed that they bought up a
bunch of extra copies containing the
"write-ups" about them. And Ople's
right all the time.
The blood-thirsty citizens of Her-
The Salvation Army in America
publishes a very special number of
their weekly igazette on the above
named subject.
The name of "Independence" Is
very dear to every true American, to
every Christian and to every true
Salvationist. Independence, in the
Christian eense of the word, really
means dependence upon God. the se
cession of that existence which cries
"I do not need God," and a life lived
that asks dally aid and strength from
Him who "knowetb our frame" and
who gives his care even to the sparrow.
The Salvation Army's publication
ne The War Crv iinrim. T..i 1
hospital where the mine massacre vie- ii. 'ij,j ,i., '
. . , UJ In. lit' ' " ' " Dflcllilu VA J 1 ,1 1 1 II II Ul
tuna viciv .uiiciiny niiu usapsu ,,.
upon Injury which makes ve ed. think
that this old battered world is sinking
back Into the mire and wallow of the
dark ages when man, with a knotted
club, ruled with might and slew tljose
who did not happen to agree with hi
desires and whims.
There's a flapper waiting around
the corner for your husband. Learn
to turn the corner first.
A kiss flavored with cold cream Is
like an egg without salt.
2 ft
In these days of hay fever and Ice
bills a fellow hardly knows which way
to turn.
ft
The south Is bothered with the boll
weevils but we'll bet they don't have
to contend with the stink bug.
The drinking fountain on the cor
ner of Cass and Jackson streets Is
spouting forth a refreshing brand of
Umpqua aqua pura.
Us
A lot of birds have found out that
they can celebrate a holiday without
the assistance of likker and feel much
better for It the day after.
If s toasted. This
on extra process
gives a rare and
delightful quality
Impossible to
duplicate.
.Guaranteed; bf
stories and data relative to Independ
ence tna independence day.
Artlclea of special mention are as
follows: "Independence Day Number
une, my sarah J. Phlchard: "Hlstor-
lc Years," Lt. Commissioner Adam
I Oifford: "Young PeoDle.'Attention!' "
Colonel Barker; "Freedom. National,
Church. Individual, and Spiritual."
Colonel Turner: "The Portals of the
Past." Commissioner Ilooth-Tueker;
"Independence Day," Editorial:
"First Reading of the Declaration,"
Editorial; "Sic Semper Tyrannls,"
(Thus ever to tyrants) or Human
ity's Emancipation," Fred Marlette;
"Song Page," nage seven: "The
Flags Glorious," Commnnder Evan
geline Booth; The Army Statistics,
national and International; "The
Minute Men," Mbjor A. Alison Coe.
(Overseas S. A. war veteran); "The
Greater Liberty," Lt. Colonel Davis;
"Independence," Lt. Colonel J.
Sharp; "Four Hundred Million."
Commissioner Franois Ponrce. (Pe
king. Chisa); "But She Was a Lep
er," Mrs. Major Thompson, of Cele
bes; "Human Driftwood," a true
story; "The Old Bell" .
This special Issue of the War Cry
may be obtained from Captain Ford
or any Salvation Army Representa
tive. This Is splendid reading matter to
take and read while you rest 'neath
the shade of a friendly tree, when
I you go out of the city for your rest
on me "rounn of July."
Crater Lake
i Lodge Opened
vpnrpn limn 58 The Cra-
,An I nbn anu'ann fn, 1932 it Oil.
Superintendent Sparrow of Crater
National park gave out word of
ficially this morning that the road
ihpniioh ih. nnrtr hna nil been clear-
A .r onnw ..! .iiinoa ran now be
driven all the way .to the lodg.
The news was also given ui mi
the lndee Is already prepared to
care for all visitors. Th'3 Crater
Lake Binges begin to run irom
Medford to Crater Lake on daily
1. ...J .. 1 Cn,..rHn. fnrannnn It is
expected that thre will be a great
crowd at the lake over the Fourth
of July.
The influx of visitors in privaie
autoes is uxpected to start Friday
morning from tnis cuy iu i" "
and in this connection Kenneth
Hodgman, district highway engin
eer, gives warning that all cars en
in tha inira miiat. make a de
tour from the main Crater Lake
highway because or tne new ruuu
work that is being done between
this city and Eagle t-oini.
Cars should go norm on me ihbu
way one and a quarter nriles from
ih ntiv n ia RiHrlio road, and fol
low the detour signs on that road
four miles, wnicn win laito mem
back onto the main Crater Lake
hiirhwav. This detour Is in fairly
good condition.
ALTOS 8. FRET AND SONS
Are reaoy to furnish any lumber
and timbers needed for any building
as low as anyone. See uf before buy
ing elsewhere. Patronize Roseburg
labor. Phone sis.
W.WaW.TaMaMaM-M'''''''11111
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Make our place your service station (
a complete lino of accessories. Sat
isfactory repair warn. urand view
Three July 4th celebrations will be
staged In old Doualas county, which
ought to mean a good business for the
local brewers.
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Guy Cordon says he got a gray hair
from fright the other evening at a
lecture and explains:
"It Is an established fact," said the
lecturer, "that the sun Is gradually
but surely losing Its heat, and In tho! rWirnrn
course of 70.000.000 years it will be! . 0
exhausted; consequently this world'-.
of ours will be dead and. like the RORD CAME BLOCKED
moon, unable to support any form of Bu i,,-.,---,,- . . , , n
me." BV INSURGENT CROUP,
He rose excitedly and asked, "Par-
don me. Professor! How many years ,, , v. , i
did you say It would be before this' ' ?RTLNn- Ore. June IS'
calamitv overtakes us?" Seventv mil-i "oa.'.1 rkln about ten, counties ,
lions, sir." said the professor. "Thank " , "regon 1" being held up and
h..u.ai n.n,rt h. .inkinn hark ex. "I,,w Inconvenienced be-'
A Child's
First Teeth
should not be neglected. They
form tho supporting structure
upon which the dental arch Is
built and Bhould be kept in the
mouth until they are forced out
by the permanent teeth.
The science of dentistry has
so Improved during the last cen
tury that if a dentist was con
sulted soon enough In childhood
a person's teeth could be pro
tected and kept whole during
tho course of their life. If
tooth structure Is completely
broken down it can be restored
to Its former efficiency.
Massachusetts Girl Becomes
Famous as Designer oj
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By WILLIAM O. H. FINCH,
International News Service Radio
Editor.
NEW YORK, June 29. During
the war women demonstrated their
ability In ull lines of work, and, of
course, they have not been slow in
taking up radio In the same zealous
spirit. One of their sex, Miss Eunice
L. Randall, who sends thousands of
youngsters to the "Land of Nod"
every Tuesday and Thursday night,
Is an example of this. She broad
casts bedtime stories from Medford
Hlllslde, Mass., to family circles
thousands of miles away.
Miss Randall enjoys the repu
tation of being one of the pioneer fig
ures in the development of radio
broadcasting.' Daytimes she Is em
ployed as a radio designer by u
large radio corporation at Bedford
Hillside and as far as known is the
only woman radio designer In the
Industry today. ' Letters received by
tbe corporation indicate .that Miss
Randall's stories are listened to by
the young and old alike. Not only
doeB she regularly give the bedtime
siones, dui on occasion of -J
gency she has even operttiiJ
oroaacasung station.
ansa rtanaau it 9, ltttf, 1
member of the Americu bJ
ueiay league and recently l
stalled a radio trantmiiti.. ..,
va.fiiiK Bimiuu ai ner nom. 1.1 uj
taooisett. Mass. Her
pare witb the station of uriuJ
niuavour in uie country. Her ni
tenna system is of the lanlj
tvne. The ateel mi.Bt l. inuJ
height. The operating roomsjaJ
ly half a mile from the urtu
leui.
On being questioned a g k
she Happened to enter Uunoiu
she stated that during tkutk
male force enlisted, and thaw
Hon wm left withnnr . In.
Miss Randall being a gratattn
art course, It simplified mtitm
her entry into radio deslrninj. On
of the official declares Mia tr-
da 11 s work is as good and 11
neater than that done by their
employes prevlouelr,
FIRE CHIRP IV MARSHFIELD
Fire Chief James Fletcher, and Ce
cil Black, left this morning for
Marahfield where they will attend
the fire chiefs' convention which is
being held there. Mr. Fletcher
poets to obtain a number of iti
ideas to be put into practice t; fr
Roedburg Fire department, 't'l
he is absent, Carl Black Iiisii
fire-truck driver.
hausted into his seat
said seven millions."
work.
thought you
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All kinds of cement work. Baje
mnts, floors nnd walks. Tom Morns.
Tel. 444 U
IMPKOVKMl-AT BONUS sllll'PI D
The city's lmiwovem. nt l.ond?
which were recently sold to a Seattle
firm, were ah' p d through a local
bank yeslerda:
The worst dirt is :nb. .Id, .1 In ymir
rug, not on It. The Houl gets It all.
Hudxon Klectrlc store.
cause of polk county, or rather
small group ef obstructionists In :
the town of Independence. This:
n. ima, f r....rU u.nrk la farm ' ',,,'m,'nt w:s made direct to thei
Our Idea of necessary work Is farm ,,lk cou,v fnurt to,,ay bv nwm. ,
eers or tho state highway commis
sion. The road obstructionists in Polk 1
county, not content with blocking
the completion of tha wost sido
highway through the courts have
"Kiimiiiid up lb road game" in
ninny other inunties through at-j
tack 011 the acreement of tbe Polk
enmity court to contribute market
road funds on the unfinished st'ite 1
llllchwuv In .... Miinlv MmfL.iI
You meet them on the thoroughfare. ,.,,,, ,,. ab(11, alj tne ,url
For they in autos ride. had and Hi., nlwtrurtlnnlsts went
When shopping their names is legion,; t(, rourt Rri(I n rtrion wss obtain-
Southern Oregon Gas Co.
Announces:
To the People of Roseburg
that a first (lass gas and good service
Is at their disposal. Gas Is the best,
surest, and quickest fuel that can be
used. Fifty million people In the U.
S. A. are using It exclusively for fuel
and beat
From now until the 15th of June
we will extend our mains 200 feet for
a customer and run tha service 40 ft
Inside of the property line.
THOS. D. PETCH,
General Mmoji
ODE TO FOOLS.
They use the gun that isn't loaded,
They play with power wires.
They rock the boat while standing,
They haunt thin Ice and fires.
They jump from roofs and windows.
Play football, cane rush, haie.
They seem to die, yet multiply
In suicidal ways.
Free
Examination
And then some more beside.
That the fools are not dead yet
Nor will they ever diS
led from Circuit Judge Kelly to the
effect that market nod funds can-
' not tre placed on state highways.
leister lib- lnvlng
Attorney Dexter lib e leave to
night for Unck. Crook, shore he wdl
Join hU family, who arc now occu
pying a summer ramp tliere. end will
sprnd bis vacation at liovk Creek.
Is owed to the fact that none would . Nearh a doiu-n counties havo been
I've. ao placing market road funds and.
Save only you and I. In view of .Imlirri Kelly's decision.
I i O Ithls road m-k must stop. 1
I A negro charged with stealing a' As simn as pnsolh, the commlrt
watch had been arraigned before the!lon will try to get a decision from
j court. The judge was not convinced : the aupvMuc court. The develop
I that he was guilty and said: j mi nt haa hroticht down a shower of
"You are acquitted, ssm. jcritlcism acaiuM Polk county as a
"Acquitted," repeated Sam doubtful- w hole, although niemlsers of the
ly "What do you mean. Judge?" county rourt. with some heat, d"-'
"That's the sentence; you ar ac-! tiled today that they were repon
quitted." isililennd declared the whole affair 1
Still looking somtwhat confused, was the work of a few individuals.1
IDR.H.R. NERBAS
j Graduate in tho Dental Col-
S leges of Chicago, Philadelphia '
Jg and New York City. S
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Oft' times one doesn't realize how dingy "
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The cost of cleaning Is reasonable and the
suits are so satisfactory and delightful. I
Cleaning and Pressing, $1.50
We specialize in delicate summer finery. I
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