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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, JUNE 2t 1922.
CLASS FEELING IN POLITICS.
I" One of the bad features of political life is the tendency for
people to vote for those of their own type and so called "class,"
regardless of the qualifications of such candidates to hold office.
Tlie rich man feels that he is crowded with taxes and the stability
of his business is threatened by hostile letrislation. A candidate
of his own type may come along, who has never shown any
gfeat interest in public welfare or accomplished any civic service
But is may seem to the rich man as if this fellow would look out
for the big business interests, and he votes for him. The man
proves a dead weight on the progress of his party and country.
Similarly a good talker may come among the people who have
had a hard struggle in life and make promises to hold out hopes
that can not be realized by any set of politicians, because they are
gainst economic laws. He shakes hands with the men, women
and children and often makes them think he loves them all per
sonally. The crowd thinks he will look after the common man,
and they vote for him. Such voters often show poor judgement
us the result of class hostility preached by radicals. They have
been told that the business men and employers are determined
to crush them and deprive them of all opportunity, and they vote
for the candidate that promises to carry on the most vigorous
fight against the business interests. As a result of such mis
takes many men are constantly being chosen to office who know
little about business, who run public functions in a costly way,
and who help divide the community into hostile camps and pre
vent cooperation and industrial efficiency. What this country
needs is a broad spirit that ignores so called class lines, and seeks
for honest, cometent men who have made good in their own
callings, and who are broad enough to care for all interests of
the community and all kinds of people.
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TALKING PROSPERITY.
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j! By BERT G. BATES. j
Business hea'th is a good deal like physical well being.
Physicians have long told their patients that their health was un
favorably affected when they encouraged or tolerated depressed
thoughts. Similarly the people who talk in a discouraged way
about business help to make business worse. According to some
folks, the country is almost always suffering from hard times.
They will rarely admit that conditions are good. Always there
is something the matter. And at times when there is consider
able unemployment, they emphasize the bad conditions and make
them out much worse than they really are. Even at the peak of
the unemployment that existed last year, the great majority ot
people were at work ,and business was going on a good deal as
usual. There never was a time yet when there were not good
opportunities for ambitious and enterprising and hard working
people. The condition of business depends largely on the state
of mind of the business men. Some are always hopeful, and they
have faith to believe that by a little more persistence, by using
their brains a little more, and spending less time in play, they
fmn enKiira nlnnlv tf hliainnsa nA it ll.linllv nrnVPR Kft. Sllfh
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people are an inspiration to nu wim wnura uiey cuiue in mu.
After talking with them, people feel like branching out and doing
things themselves, and they constitute centers of activity from
which Bpread influences that promote prosperity. People read too
nwch about depression and disorganization in Europe, and think
that this necessarily means that there must be stagnation in this
country. Hut all through this period, Europe had bought just
about the Riime quantity of goods as before the war. If we have
business troubles they are largely the result of our own mistakes,
and we can cure them by pqlicies of determination and cooperation.
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
Ye ed. receivea
Lota of advice on how
To conduct thla coluym
And if we followed
All of It we'd be
In a padded cell.
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Listening to outsiders give advice
on how to conduct your own business
has built up a great trade for the poor
houses.
It has long been our ambition to
start a department of interest to worn
en touching upon beauty and domes
tic science. We have secured the
services as editor of thla department
one who is not only an expert house
keeper but a great beauty as well,
It took ua nearly nine years of con
stant searching to find this combina
tion. We will be glad to receive from
our women readers contributions to
this department.
Our expert givea the following ad
vice today:
How to Remove Frecklea from Nose
Hold nose in boiling water for ten
minutes. When skin haa peeled off,
freckles will be gone.
Resort Hotel Macaroni Take one
hundre'J feet of last year's garden hose
and chop It up In short lengths. Boil
four hours or lonqer if necessary.
Pour melted cheese over top and
serve with pitchfork. If care ia tak
en, one mess of this macaroni will
last several seasons.
How to Make a Cozy Corner Buy
up all the wheat on the Chicago Board
of Trade .and you will have one of
the coziest corners on earth.
How to Get a Neat Figure Sue
your husband for $10,000 alimony and
win your suit. ,
How to Have a Vegetable Garden
Hypnotize your husband and make
him think he Is digging for bait.
Mending Stockings All women
should darn their husband's socks,
but under no condition should a per
fect lady use any stronger language
than "darn."
When one is not Interested In one's
daily work It becomes drudgery and a
grind. To enloy It, understand It.
Appreciate the dignity and human
helpfulness of It and take pride in
doing It Just a little better than the
other fellow.
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The fire boys have Installed a siren
which makes our Ford horn sound
two or three each evening, but they
never die."
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The man with an ambition to die
poor can begin to monkey with used
I cars and let nature take its course.
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It took a post card 11 years to cross
New Jersey, which raises the question .
that New Jersey may be almost as
big as she thinke ehs is.
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The eminent (lector was lecturing
a class of young M. O.'s on the subject
of fees.. He explained that for calls
at a residence his fee was $25, forj
office diagnosis $10, and for advice by
leiepnone 99.
"Doctor," aald one of the young up
starts, "what do you charge If a man
passes you on the street "
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THE DIFFERENCE.
The difference between a baseball
pitcher and a barber shop massaged
artist is that the former facea the bat
ter and the latter batters the face,
SUITING THE WORT YOU KNOW
"Your lipa are lust like rose petals.'
"But really. Hubert I must s
good-night now."
"Well, let's aay it with flowers."
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LAFE PERKINS SEZ:
"A lilly In the narden is worth
dozen on the chest."
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LIVE STOCK FIELD NOTE.
A Hampshire I boucjht for a pet.
Unknowing how big she would get.
From her nose to her tail,
She's as lonn as a rail.
i And she hasn't stopped lengthening
yet.
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. JUST SO.
"What have you there, wifle7" ask
ed the real estate man.
"A hat frame."
"I see. You buy an unimproved hat
and do your own construction work."
Christians Win
From Baptists
The Christiana last night won an
Interesting same of baseball from
Ihn Baptist organization, the game
wine a rood one un to the flftn inn
ing when the Baptism went Into the
air anil allowed Christians to score
heavily, and win fhe content by a
srore of 15 to 7. In the sixth Inning
the Christians started scoring and
nut eight runs over. The Inning was
minted by considerable wrangling
and it finally became so durk that
the Baptists lost hope of ever retir
ing the side and surrendered the
game.
The Christians outained two runs
in the first Inning. Orr walked and
stole second, but was thrown out by
Carl Mack who occupied the mound
for the Baptists. Jliles went to first
on a fielders' choice and scored when
Winchester hit a double. Lanchester
stole second and scored when Bush
singled. The B.-ptists went out In
one-two-three "order In their half of
the first. Fisher drew a walk in the
second, but two high flies into left
field and a strike-out retired the
side -wthout a score.
The Baptists tied the score In the
second half of the Inning. Tuck
er singled and stole second,
scoring on Filey's two-bagger. Pear
so walked, but was forced out at sec
ond, when McOllntoek hit to third.
Flnley scoring. Singleton went to
first on a fielders' choice, tout the
scoring was stopped when Woody
fanned.
The Christians failed to score in
the third, hut the Baptists got one.
Morten hit a three-bagger into center
field, hut failed o touch first base
and wc.s called out. Black walked
and stole second, scoring when Burt
hit a single.
In the fourth Bush led off for the
Christians and hit a single, going to
second and third on passed balls,
scoring when Fisher singled, tying
the score. The Baptists failed to
score.
In the first of the fifth, the Chris
llfcns gnrnered four runs, a walk and
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three errors filling the bases which
were cleaned up by two singles by
Hush and Bruton. The Baptists in
their half again tied the score.
Woody got on by an error, Horten
singled, and Black hit one Into the
field which was lost In the gruss
while he rounded the diamond, mak
ing a home-run. Finley got on by an
error and scored on Pearson's single.
The sixth inning was the fiasco.
Orr was hit by a pitched ball, but
was forced out on an Infield ny ae-
clsion which ctused some dispute.
Miles went to first on an error and
Orr jran for him. Lanchester sin
gled. Hall was hit by a pitched ball.
filling the bases. Hush hit a three-
bagger, scoring three runs. Scott
walked and Fisher walked nnd Yates
went to first when Burt, who re
placed Black, booted the iball round
the diamond while two runs raced in.
Orr came up the second time and got
first on an error. Miles walked, and
Lanchester singled, scoring Yates
and Orr. By this time it was getting
dark and the Baptists gave up the
game and retired from the field.
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'FLIVVER" A LUXURY,
SAY LAWS OF FRANCE
(International News Service.)
PARIS, June 28. Is a flivver a lux
ury? French law says it fg. It demandB
a "taxe de luxe" of 10 per cent on
everything that runs on four wheels
and eats gasoline, irrespective of age.
race or previous condition of servi
tude.
M. Maurice Ajam. demitv t..
nm for 1110 r ira it.
the Chamber of Deputiest
tax on all motor cars of
than 15.000 franc. (abont
Which, In France, means flirteii,
their kin. m
"It won't make much dijmw,,
the budget." M. Ajam 1, rZS?
have argued. 3
KKEXCH COXSIL LKAUX9
(KKAT C. AM E OK POKEIt
(International News Service.)
PARIS. June 28. American
friends taught Oil slave Ducousse,
chancellor of the French consulate-
general at Mayence, in the occupied
area, how to play poker.
Ducousse taught his friends.
Yesterday he answered charges of
embezzling 40,000 francs in passport
charges never recorded in the books
of the government.
'Poker did iu" he told the gen
darmes who arrested him.
DAILY WKATHKR REPORT
U. S. Weather Tinrpnu. 1or.nl nfftp.
Roreburg, Oregon, 24 hours ending; 6
V m.
Precipitation In Inches nnd Hundredths
HiKhc.it tcnipprnture yesterday
Vowi-st temperature Inst nlKht 43
Precipitation, lant 24 lintim O
Total precip. since first of month 1.01
Normal precip. for this month ... 1.07
Total precip. from Sept. 1, 1921
to ante 27.45
AevraEe or.t-In. from Sent. 1. 1K77 33 71
Total deficiency from Sept. 1. 1322 6.29
jwerane precipitation for 44 wet
seasons (Kept, to 3l.iy, inc.) ..S139
Forecast to 5 D. m for Southwestern
OreKon:
runiKht and Thursday fair.
WH.t.tAM HK1.T.. rnervcr.
WcnHh (loos not briiifr happiness. Neither din's poverty.
That's why it is pleasant and profitable to strike a happy medium
in your every day life and let it go at that.
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Public opinion is like the wind you know from what direc
tion it is blowing today but you cannot foretell the direction tomorrow.
"If at first you don't succeed," its generally better to get an
other job.
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You have only one life to live, so if necessary you should die
living it.
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Flattery wins more suits than argument.
IJI.IHK ITF.MH were visiting relatives oi Cll.lo.
The tillde baseball t'-mn crossed
The Itcv. Mr. Caluwell preached at hat with the c 'rden VulW team on
the (Hide church, Sunday. June '5. Sund: v. The lic tinnlnc id the gum.
The following Sunday the Young looked like It wa going to he a good
lVople's bsnd will preach. gnnie, but (Inrilen Valley did not
Miss Kslher lllakely was visiting ' have much support behind the pit. lt-
htr niiri nla. Mr. and Mrs. II. A. r. Red l.nsky lliHde the only h
ltliikclv ' 'run for the day. The p.nue
Mr. and Mrs. S. D,
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( hi.imui at-1 f-i,i,.
irndoo mo t -iisuimiiiUii.
II. A. lUiikely and Seth Ora ford
mi dti a trip to Praln where the lat
ter purchased a hay baler.
Sam liruee of California Is visiting
his hrolher-ln law. llert Owens j
Jean Shriim and wife and Mr. kml 1
Mrs. ltielace expect to leo for'
their elation In tlie forest service, i
poon. i
1l. J. Tturrnuglis I tj family were
vbotiitg tlie Lillys.
KlijNihcth Sliriitn Is improving In
health from lier illness. I
1-M Keem's new gan ge is unite an -Iniprnwtm-nt
to Ms place. He Is hiiv-
ino-
day. The p.nue ended
score of 15 to '2 tn fnor ot
The lineup for the ilay was
ss fnllowv K. W. Oliver, umpire:
l.a-kv cf; P. Strader.: IviWnnrdl.
If- Hunt, r : V. lllakely. p : li Si -
der. lb : shnckly. Jb: Hill :!. : mid
Morgan, s.-. Sunday, Ju'y '..'. tlie f-.im
lll play Winchester at (illde.
All the (illde boys are geitlne In
good shape for the game with North
llosehiirt; team, whom they are lo
ilap en the Kotllth. They will -hv
fct Glide. A. II. O.
NOTICt TO WATER USERS.
Owing tn a break In the water mam
this side of the lievr Creek bridge, all
Ing hi, house r-pap. rod and painted. , ,..r verv ., ,nsv ,,.' (h, ,.,,
III.' lie-nun ii .MlMt r 14 1 II nil.-.T f
nau a n iiKiitiui tune at ner rtrtnnay,
pi.riy, Juno 24. j
Mr, and Mrs. Wallace Singleton;
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The coo who sold bootleg isn't
copper still. I
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In the American leanue thev throw
you out of the name for throwing dirt,!
Bbe Ruth helno banished the other'
day. In this state they nominate the!
dirt sllngers for office. 1
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ON SLIPPERY ELM STREET.
"I was walklnq down the street last,
night and picked up a wonderful girl."!
"What did she do7"
"Shs lust said 'Thank you' and walk
td away."
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The president of a Roseburg bank,
says s woman came uo to his window1
the ether dav with a cashier's check:
for fifty dollars. "What denomina-l
tlon?" asked the banker In his pleas I
antest mnnner. "Luthern," replied
the woman. "What are you?" I
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Now to Imorove business! One'
woman declares thit If women would
refrain from wearing beta, business ,
would 'p-ck up! She declares tht ;
never In her life has sht asked hen
husband for a new bat that he didn't;
declare that business was punk. (
"I was told." be said, "In my early
youth that i' I didn't quit smokino-1
, eipnrettes I'd be feeble minded when
! I orew no."
"Well." answered she, "why didn't,
you quit 7"
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I Cot over belnn ashamed of your!
! last year's straw Kelley" yet?
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Regard for their own nose keeps
most men from smashina other men's
j noses every dav. j
Booth Tarkinoton sava he "likes l j
' rly with the wild oirls." So do we
but our wife won't let us. '
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"Ther arc songt." sai4 the musl. i
c-an. "that have never never riietf
ilata in order that the reservoirs Th.v j
III not h .lrim.,.1 . '" '
Vhmugh fir 0ie-dqy
Your day's work is shortened and
made easier when you have a good oil
cookstove. Bum Pearl Oil for fuel and
you no longer have coal and wood to
carry or ashes to shovel out.
You work with a clean controlled
heat that is concentrated directly un
der the utensil where it is needed
nnd your kitchen is kept cool and free
from dirt.
Pearl Oil is the clean-burning, uni
form, economical kerosene refined
and re-refined by a special process.
Dealers everywhere. Order by name
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Announces:
To the People of Roseburg
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that a first elaae gat and good service
la at their disposal.' Gaa Is 'the best,
surest, and quickest fuel that can be
used. Fifty million people In the U.
S. A. are using It exclusively for fuel
and heat.
From new until the 15th of June
we will extend our mains 200 feet for
a customer and run the service 40 ft.
Inside of the property line.
THOS. D. PETCH,
GeneralMMW
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