ROHKRCTVJ JIEWH-RFVIFW. FRIDAY. AVRIU f, 1W
PAfiK TWO
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
Issued lxdly Eicept aody.
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Entered as secoudjilass matter May 11, 1SS0, at tb punt ofllca at Koa-
burir, Ongon. ander the Act of March t. 1878.
HOMr.llt IKI, OKK .. AI'ICII 7. Itav!.
ADVERTISING A CITY.
T An interestiiifj attempt to attract travel has recently been
-made by the city of Vancouver, in British Columbia. In order to
;il al to automobile tourists and others, it has been advertising
."the attractions of the city and the region in the newspapers of
in;iny American cities, as well as distributing a good deal of
-printed literature.
" Many of these advertisements were planned to meet special
O ccasions, like Fourth of July and other holidays. Following each
'.publication of copy in American newspapers, a careful count was
'made of American cars crossing the border on the way toVan
;couver. The results repeatedly indicated that a considerable nurn
.ber of people were following the advertised suggestions.
Although VyZi was considered a depressed year in business,
yet more automobiles crossed the border on the way to Vancouver
-in the -first six months of 1921, than during the entire year ol
-1920. The advertising must have done it. Such an- experience
not merely (suggests how a community can be advertised, but it
I shows what a tremendous force publicity is, and htw people are
! influenced by it.
I Advertising is a groat and mighty force which any commtin-
ity or business can make use of to promote its growth or its pro
' ducts. The man who uses the force of publicity is like one who
sets hail on a river. Not merely is his progress promoted by his
work at the oars, but if he follows the current, a great and mighty
! energy sweeps him along to his destination.
,' Advertising is such a mighty force, a tremendous current of
human interest, that sweeps into its power the desires, the ambi
; lions, the needs of the people. Those that trust themselves to this
; current appeal effectively to these popular needs, are carried on to
; a greater success than could seem possible.
; K IMNO FOLKS
A local Individual
Stoii'il ye cd. mi the street
Yesterday Ji. in. unil
Attempted lit tell Hi
How to run this sheet
Xml we iliiln't like
The tone of his xolco
Anil tolil Mm so .
Ami of coun uIUt
Wo lutil walked away
We thoiiL'iit of a few
Hrlt'lit tliinm we ronlil
Hi-.ie said hut didn't
Ami f wish now tluit
We'd said
'Unit "when wo Ret ready
To li t mi outsider
Kun tlie plant
We'll hand over the
Keys to the sheriff
Anil cntch the fll-st
Vast freight Houth."
YB Kirs POLITICAL AXXOUN'CT
MKNT.
Ye el. of Inine I'lckln's hereby
announces himself fir the rHiidliliu-y
of liny office which our constituents
think we nro capable of liandlliiK, in
cliidinir dog catcher find divers other
noHiiloim of like nature. We arc not
pclitlniiini; the public to place our
name on the hullnt hut the voters
lire earnestly requestisrt to look over
their ballots when they receive them
anil they will notice about half
Inch inaruln nroliml It. 1'lea.se use
this space to write 111 our name and
you are also urgiMl to write a plat
form which meets with your views.
We Kiiaranteo to give the taxpayers
a run for their money, which is
about all the promises we care to
make. We refuse to shake hands.
either In-fore or after election with
any voter afflicted with the soven
yenr Itch, our attitude bring this:
'What Rood Is a political Job If you
have to scratch for It?"
If elected to any office yon deem
us worthy of, wewill do our liest to
lay in n supply of stamps mid sta
tionery nt the expense of the taxpay
ers, hiild supply lielng of sufficient
prnjHirt inns to last many years after
FLOUR CEKEALS FZ2D
W mEDLY we want
you to compare the
flavor of OLKWni.
Rolled Oats.
and the economy.
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at-'-.
"HERE GOES NOTHING."
A disheartened man was talking bitterly one day, at the
woj&ilp beijcU. wlK-re Tie"was employed. Life had gone hard
with him. He had a large family, he and his wife did not agree
.well, and he lived in conditions of poverty.
He was of a sardonic temper and remarked: "One day I am
going out on the bridge, and jump off into the water, and my last
words will bo, 'Here goes nothing.' " His comrades knew how to
interpret his humor, and did not take him seriously. Butliis
words expressed the sentiment of many people who feel their lives
'. have been failures, and who have lost heart, hope and ambition.
The man referred to had made an unwise marriage and had
" a wife who was a poor housekeeper. He had a flock of children,
; more than lie could support. In spite of all the sympathy one
; would naturally feel for him, he had made his own troubles by
) poor .judgment.
The lack of a harmonious home is a cause of a great deal of
1 discouragement and apathy. If a man can't get along with his
; wife, if there is no loving comradeship, the strain of bitterness
will run through his life and he has no incentive to effort. The
domestic troubles encountered by both men and women should
lead them to think long and deeply before making their choices in
marriage. It is no answer to the problem for a young person to
say that if he or she can't get along with the wedded partner,
they can get divorced. A broken home leaves a scar that is not
easily healed.
Society has a difficult problem in deciding what to do to help
those disheartened folks. They need the friendly hand, but to
offer it means intruding in private affairs. Club and lodge life
and church interests have pulled many discouraged folks out of
these dumps, and given them heart to take up their broken careers
and try to make something out of them.
THE EASTER HAT
This Is n composite pTioto of tin1
opponents of yo ed. who nre Neekin
to rim the ship of state on the nx-k.s
and jim up the works. I'holo by the
Amalgamated Assassination of Mov
ing Picture Operators.
Such a wealth of clever
new huts nwalta your Pelee
tlun here. Kuch of lliem
breathes Oil wry tln of
the moment and the price
Is Just what you'll want to
,pnv. It's a Komi t.l. to
innkn your rMner select Ion
oarly.
THE HAT SHOP.
: SUiNDAV DINNER 1
: $ at the I
CAFETERIA
'., S i Lil lliiuer "ncil nl tables 7.V.
::: Menu
'i I 'r.am of 'loinsto Sup
J sin i ll I iiii.iiiH't. Nl.itoiiiialse
1'iled t In. k. n. ( on 111 1'y t.iny
.Mashed Potatoes
i. J IVsserl
J; llriMtd, lluttor
; f Cafeteria Dinner 11 arm: to 7::!0 :m i
: W. K. WARNER, Proprietor I
t.teea I'eas
t'off.e. Ti er tllk
we retire from public office. Should
yon decide to send ye oil. to the state
IcuMuture we assure you that we
will not place a blot on the escllt-chi-on
of Douglas county unless we
are obllvrd to be fl "cood fellow, at
the expense of the lobbyists, should
yon decide to elect ye ed. to the of
fice of county Jmlce, county commis
sioner or any of the lesser Jobs, we
will not hold it juralnst ion and
promise to receive all road deleea
tlons ditrh;g business boiirs, said
business hours to be designed on the
daylight saving plan and not to con-si-t
of more than ten uilrflites at n
thne.
Tho photo herewith Is a composite
picture of our opisinents. If you
don't like their looks place a cross
on the margin of your liallot nud
write "Ye ed. of I'nine l'lekln's"
in doing that yoti will make no mis
take ami nerhaps gain something
for llllilollbtiMlly the election lionrrt
will toss It into the wtc-haskFt.
Wo thank yon.
1? !(
A tok.tatj r.oss.
Uy ;uy K. !.
II s cm.y ) lis.k at n graceful pair
Jogging
AIhiiii in ii slow, dreamy waltz:
I'm prc.imliccd, also, to ragtime and
i clogging,
; Anil the shimmy, wllll all of Itf
i liilllts.
I Most uny old i.tep I would fain glue
I my eyes to,
j lor Vim strong for Terpsichore's
zip;
Itlit llii ir's one delotee of the art I
lan't ris to:
The too danirr ghes me the pip.
Win n a group of fair maidens (lid
lisssely in native
Delights more pnnioniHid than
illMTei't,
Oblige with a turn lalxled lnter)ri-ta-tlve,
I'm gl.iil If rte cot n front seat.
lint when Toolsle Twtillllins Impeltls
mv cyebnll
Willi her whirl-lit, flopplty dip.
I regret I no more can slip out for a
highball
The Me dancer gives me the pip.
I don't know wbnt Miniose she
serves by hi-r milling
roiiinl. as It gets her nowhere:
It's a futile sin -re-ei Ion of backing
anil tilling
That b.iitles me, ipilte, on the
sipiare.
There is neier A cltaniri' It's the
s.-imc eierv season
bop end a lump nml a sklor
And ihe 11 in she throws In adds a
lot M the reason
Tlie tin1 d. nicer gives nie the pip.
There A- nlwajs a time in a boj's
llfa when his likes to httVO jlrl
come near drowning K,ve a"
excuse to dive- to some purpose.
lie that as it may, C. Shnrpe
Minor is the organist nt the Lafay
ette Snuare theater, lluftalo.
Mlin went into hk tro nn'J
asked for sonic racy literature, nnd
they gave hlin "Hen Hur."
THE KKTATKItS.
Irene, she works for David Meyer,
I.Ikes her Job. not peevixl a bit.
Rut when she ends a letter she
Marks It with this sign, DAM-IT.
"DancliiK Means Hugging Olrls,
Pastor Asserts." Headline. Well.
if thev like a little music villi their
love, what's the harm?
o
After taking correspondence
course in candy making, a Hosehuig
woman tried to make a batch of
caramels the other evening anil
make a sweet mess of it.
all sire n Kirns is A saxa
I'llOMO STl'DKNT.
"Our landlady gets no rest nt all."
according to an exchange. tier
roomers include three hlgn hciiooi
stuileiit.s. a college freshman, three
normal freshmen, a normal senior,
railroad man, a carpenter and an In
surance agent. When the high
school students aro not fighting mid
the normal senior gets tired of try-
lug to calm down the freshmen, the'
Insurance agent talks all night try
ing to sell insurance to tlie railroad
man. while the cai'is'iiter shariciis
his saws." . .
, ft
There Is no such word as failure
lu connection with the forbidden
fruit crop. ; .
'
Wo used to wonder why girls cov
ered up their ears, lint that was be
fore wo had listened to a Juzz or
chestra. We wonder now why tliey
don't wear shock nbsorlicrs.
Adam and rTre set a good example
by making use of the best they had
when they utilized fig leaves. It
might bo well for some of onr hortl-
ciiltmistH to begin the cultivation of
the fig tree for surely there will In
something of the kind needed soon
it the textile industries close their
shops for want of orders.
s. W. A. K. Yes, sealed with a kiss.
Once brought smiles from Absence's
abyss;
Hut customs change, at this later
Bate,
The message comes by night letter
rate.
It's the oil in the soil that makes
the turmoil.
QV1TE LJKLLY.
M-ither I'm astiiutieil of yon.
You're always fighting!
Daieiiiter Hut, mother, supsse
the lady next door put chewing gum
down your imck, wouldn't jou swat
her one?
Would yen ny the purse lu a bowl
ing match is pin money?
Tin: rxfiriTiox.
There's an old saying, "Woman
can lie coaxed but not driven."
"Nothing to It. How iibout Tin
Lizzies?"
The greatest, disappointment nbnut
owning jour imn home is that oil
luiven't any .Imiltnr to groxvl over.
' ' t
These millionaire movie directors
ran thank their luckystars.
'
A VWISHIVO ACT.
Tommy Moran bought a Zenith sedan
On ihe easv Installment plan;
x hen n p.ii meiit came due,
Where he w is, no one knew
kind of Inuh on the poor dealer
The vSale You Welcome
THE ONE SELLING EVENTTHa
SAVES YOU MONEY
UNLOAD!
NG SALE
JUST A FEW MORE DAYS
40 Inch Swiss Organdies 56c
Genuine Swiss Organdies, the most favored fabric fa
Spring and Summer use, twenty different shades, PJ
Regular 85c to 95c yard value, for this sale! J)uC
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HOW J O MAKE A RADIO SET
Telephone Receiver Is Essential, Making Radio Waves Audible
15y WII.MAM O. TT. FIXCII, I Pipe In the house It is actxlsablo and
Associate Member Institute ltndlo ! common practice to short circuit the
Kngineers. water meter, as shown in Fig. 2, by
(Written for International Xews-i means of a heavy copper wire.
Service.) Should there happen to be other
NEW YORK, April 7 It Is well! pipes in .the vicinity of the water
known that the earth Is a conductor! pipe to which you are making ground
of electricity and Is therefore used connections it would be advisable
extensively In nearly till kinds ofi to eontoeet thein all. as this would
electrical work, especially that per-; increase the : elliciuncx . of your
taming to signalling. And it nas1 ground.
hecn the means of saving a great
amount of money that would other
wise have been spent for wire.
A good ground and ground con
nection are of the greatest Import
ance entering In tlie successful opera
tion of any radio station. The dis
tance a station may transmit or re
reive Is otten determined, by how ef
ficient Its ground system is. '
We.ter and Radiator Tines '
Tn cities and towns a good ground
connection may be mado with the
water nnd steam pipes. The best
means for making this connection Is
bv tho use of a standard ground
A Ground for" Fanner.
it Is not .so. convenient fop our
farmer cousin 'tt mtke ground con
nections. A good ground Way be ob
tained by taking an old wash-boiler
and soldering the ground wire to one
of the handles or sides and sink it In
a river, creek, lake or a discarded
well. If none of these facilities are
available and you have a cistern or
nuiiiD solder the wire to the iron
pipe. ' : ; ,
liitrled CrcAuids.
A fairly good ground may be ob
tained by burying some motal sheets,
preferably copper about 10 or 12 feet
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. 6civo
wine
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s.Pd from an "el'e;;;icarorrad.o! beiow the surface of the earth It
supply store for not over fifteen lZTf .V.
cents.
When making use of the
charcoal or coke, placing the metal
water sheets on top, then putting another
d. urfrP
O O Q O Q QCI3
w :
m0 ' WTEC PIPE
WiK!r
'WWYAifV:'.
.. .. s
30tPER WIRE
To CtftjOUMO
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fig a
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ORotjvp
Pipe To maim
laver of ciirtoil ot it w If
the metal sheets. TS Iff'
ground connection Mwafrsj
and hurtea menu n m
other irood war b t iri'e
four Iron jipeittj ft 1
earth and older r"1!
them.
Protertine Acrid hm
Generally ipeWS !
attract linlitiiiiif, w
tin nrmM
course, this cmdltlon
hazard. Howeter. wh
properly (trounded ti
.... a llirhlrillrrOdIM
fects the iroperij W
hazard.
Itrlefly. th muM.
quire that the J
when not In uMbjl
smaller than B. tki"',
larger, and run sail
noss nie w in- .
. .hti 1!
steam PlP .'ir
h mmi for lipsf
because if cv K .
e,l into sri' M,C,;,M 4
,at fire and W"."' "
So do not use Inside F
ampere '"' '
knife srucn - (J ,r
for Conner',,
shown in FiS. 3. " V
Wire is conner.rii
mln.-l en h- 'i B'
is?
to th' Mr ":.
man.
What a
see inv
ployer.
nti
i. of felhms would like to
-I now Is a lin-li- em-
1"AI: 1 ITT I I: S HT.S!
I "I don't nnilerlsiitl why mother
I can't iv lb,, faults of their oun
rblhlren." s.i lrs. tircy to Mis.
fireen.
I "! ymi 1 1 1 ink you could'.'" asked
( Mr, tin-en.
l ertalnh I conld. If my children
had any."
ft
M thu iion n outh wind Is inst
II north wind roiulnit bark.
a- .
H IIU NTITV.
"Kb. limit'" railed Mrs. Cap John-
i s-in. of llilniniis lildire In Ihe heslltl-
ful OarKs. "Look llt qnlik nnd we
tf e of the ehildnMi are plniinr in
t the mail. I hiar nn nuloniobilr
comlnc."
'AuloniiJle, 1 milled the lad
nfter !) In;- the ronimaiid. "Tliat's
I
! AKMORY DANCK,
Ar. tho nrmorv Sutunlav
nlKlit. April H. llmt music.
lust floor. tilt's orchestra.
Kvervbo.lv welcome. 4
.
i
pnw on the pnrch snorlinr."
AT IMITATION,
t'ome on, come on. Miss SprhiKtiine,
And smile jour smile si smvl;
There's niiistr in ihe liri ei s
And a tiiltfit in my fe-t.
I
I xnlted Itnh-r II, iy l l- phnntitu
lli'ilims l.-isl rilubt reeeleil s.t...1
j'lesents fnni bis hrofb-r Flks, In.
i-luilinu' a hum! emlitoMereil sit of
II. X. IV. nnd rufT links to match
and a inni1 sire hip tsirket.
ft
I 1 K 11 rilKINS si :
III tlie olleli il(1s till,'
Used In lit" iiiimIisi ,,.,
I Espee Trains
ten 111''
I territo:
Set Fine Recordl"
Iformime for tor tw
"Of the 1241 through passcng.
trains operated by the S. P. company
on i-s Paejftc sri-stem during Marrh.
I l.x'ii or per cent made running
time nnd of the 4r.67 local passenser
tr.ilns 4 ."..". or 97.6 per cent were on
tline' This Is a remarkable record..'
ild .1. II. Tver, general manager of
railroad, in making this
Tucson-
fli ''
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rnm Ne ,rl"n '1: .
. ,i,.an. e of :" l" e-sf
land WM
OakLind to 0:d- -,....,
till- m'on .
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' i.iiirnan, ia niaKinic mis ',":' : M 1
nnnn-onnnt today. 'KsDeoially con-, Liraitrd y dur3
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