Roseburg news-review. (Roseburg, Or.) 1920-1948, February 21, 1922, Page 5, Image 5

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GREETINGS
The Business Men of Roseburg Wel
come each and every visiting Merchant
and extend to them a most Cordial
Greeting. Make our place of business
Your Headquarters while in the City
WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE.
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BOWMAN'S
ROYAL CAFE
MEALS
25c
Opposite Depot
Mrs. W. R. Bowman
Prop.
AGENT FOR
Universal Tire
Filler
Tliorniold. the Crolido Cou
pmiml Tire.
The Uulldog starter for
Funis.
Come and lnvratJnte tit the
Filler Service
Station
824 V. Caxa St.
CAItli W. OHMAN, Mgr.
A. I. Lilburn & Son
Complete Home
Furnisheis
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fi umii iMiHnmr iffiti'iMBirnainiwin
Harth's Toggery I
Vur Latch String is Out 1
I COME IN I
I Visit Our Modern Plant
I Auto Electric Station 9
Oak and Pine Streets 1
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S12 DEPARTMENT SWKtS
DlSTRIBUTOn
l&TORACEl
BATTER
Roseburg Battery & Electric Statitn
C. J. BREIER CO.
Chain Store
Serves Well on Hats,' Clothing (
Shoes and Furnishings
i
'J. F. Barker & Co.
Automobiles
Implements t
Tractors
Suits Cleaned and Pressed
NOW
$1.50
OWL CLEANERS
"Say It With Flowers"
Cut Flowers for All Occasions
Gladioli Bulbs Here
THE FERN
Antlers and Majestic
THEATRES
The Best of Photo-Play
Attractions
Visit Our Modern Up-to-Date
Plant
Roseburg Dairy & Soda Works
"The Daylight Plant"
We Extend a Hearty Welcome
to All
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Perrin's Shoe Store
High Grade Footwear
Repairing
I. ABRAHAM
7 he Silk Store
ROSEBURG STEAM LAUNDRY
We Invite You to Visit
Out Plant
Peoples Supply
Company
Fancy Groceries
Welcome Visitors
Roseburg Cleaners
Phone 472
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WAS 0BEYIN5 ORDERS
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,SVJ m i ics oiowiy, Mm
f "d He intended to Do
urrectca.
fZm " ""tnln popHinr auto-
1 "" t a Swxsh farm-,
P ''cill tr..m near ToiK-ka. In
."ii to the pun liaf.iT he
iih.m t o....t
f.',r nrt ,V1 mile, you
"",'.r nt over 15 railfS
'u burn out your,
: ''it. too- r.l
I" r..p ..... ' .
fir in. par. ntgn ana
...... ,o so put .p,.
y"u 1!lt to go 10W, put ,
ran t.et on Ole e-f
I ' f;"t Ink evprtunn ay '
f' tlit li.-tm In ...
" " enure, ay )
i
xt th ntislibor nollced
1 Olc driving lil now nir up nnil down
the riwid In "low." 11 ki pt It up un
til It bosun to fiiort and Mi-iim and
was dt'vi-lnplni; a terrific knock.
"OH-, " miKtn't do Hint, don't yoo
know j-ou'll ruin your rnr that way
you'll burn up the boarinf." they cau
tioned hint.
cun t fool Ole. Pa bo? who
(old me dna enr Nd nil t? afcall not
drive over fnfftoen miles honr for MO
mile, It nld to iro l"""rT P"1
enr In high irear. to Eo 'nk ,"r"''
rut heom In low pear. Ay skull run
Mm milea lrt low tenr; et out Tay
quick, av irot 4f mlle t-
The nelk-hhnra arirued. expostulated,
then liiuclied. and olo. with. "Ya knM
al ko to b 1," ftnnk- out down the
road at 13 mile an hour In low fear.
Ho Pride Lamp.
r.ihor fn-ndini: a M:.t from lili on
t.cdlrce to m..tlier)-My.: !'
he' f.t a beautiful lan.p from roxme.
Iother-I Jut kt.-w ld win m
thins In I1 .tlileti.v-rrom th.
Orange OwL
CAUSE OF CANCER UNKNOWN
Dread Disease Has Baffled the Best
Efforts of th Medical Fraternity
for Centuries.
Medlrf.1 Monee today know, no
more about the cause of cancer than
wa known l.'" year ngo.
Some families eetn to be Immune.
In other families death from rancor
occur In feneration after feneration,
as If to chow a hereditary tendency.
There nre many so-called "cancer
bonses." In which deaths from the dls
1 cao have occurred with such lainent
nlile n iictltion ns to d.-.trov their niar
, ket value f..r selllnc or renting pur
poses. An evil repute attaches to cer
i lain welt known "cuirrr districts," in
' which the death rate from this mala ly
j Is extra ordlnnr.ly hlah. There Is one
such dl-trict In the Hers "hires of Mas
sachusetts, another Is In tl" middle of
j New York s-nte.
1 fine of trie ninny toc-.rls retarding
the c(t ot .anciT la that It Is at-
trlhutiililo to an m
'. curried by the hodi
j Insect. If that wen
ease would surely t
amone the slunwlu
1 niuonf well-to-do p
j benefit of sanitary
; sui-h Is not the i i
I comuioii iimonf the i
j nient and poorer ip:."
j l'lttshuriih IM-pi.f
"'How nbont n
asked the man w'
j cheap car.
"We can put one
"No," said th.. )
' like to have one
dvance - she exp-
.Uncovered germ,
.ir or some oilier
correct, the dls-
mow prevalent
Hliic poor than
.pie who enjoy the
'irroundliifs. Hut
; Cancer Is as
i, It as In the tone
riers of our cities.
-hock absorber?"
,o was buying a
Ml."
.r.-her.v "Hut I'd
l.t to my wife Id
a liinoutne."
DAY OF GAYETY IN SICILY
At
Festival Tura the Peopla Qlva
Themselves Up to All Forma
of Amusement.
Egorr.anla.
"flabson s.-onis t huve a fxid opin
ion of himself."
"It s luiky le i! --sn't write bh.g'.
ra Mos of dlsiiii.u lld ,.ple."
"Why ho?'
"lleil use his own photograph as
a frontisplc-e.''
j Booths and barrows lined the street
selliiii- fireworks and drinks, torrone
made of new almonds and h'Hiey,
i knives and rihhoii ; and alternating
with the mi r. handlse and drinks were
the canihllng stands. There were a
, dozen roulette tallies, sliver horses
whirling around over the numbered
courses where you put your soldo, nnd
hri-'lit arrows with painted feathers
that sloped whirling sooner or later
! and left n lici t tip resting on the
i In. ky number. Crowds of is.ple were
' putting their money down, mostly lit
! tie hoys. It sefuicl. writes Stark Young
In the North American Hevlew. The
rookcis were firing from every dlrec.
, tlon, with reports like bombs, anlieller
! nbly loud, to appease the S'ielllsn lik
ing for mere note. Now and then flre
' crackers In bunches were thrown frvm
th roofs of the churches Into the little
atone streets, with a rattling and det
nnatlon like a hombanlment. Iteslde
! the Imomo the band from Syracuso
waa plnylng airs from the operas.
Meantime the deep blue of the early
I night had fnllen over the walls and
over the country dropping down to
ward the sea and rising on the olber
hand toward the Saracen rastle abova
the town. A few pale stars were out
and a alender moon, almost past, was
shining. The whole plana was sweet
with the perfume of the Jessamine
that ran along the front of the house
next the church. Incredible sweetness
In that aoft, blue air. And everywhere
I were the Yoloes, deep and bright.
Doubtful Ending.
"Has your atory a happy endlngT
Well, that depends on the Tlew-
point."
I "What do you mean?''
! "Rome might call It a happy end
ing and some nilgbt not. The lovers
1 got married In the last chapter."
His Aliment Diagnosed.
"Water!" yelled the fervent orator.
"Aqua, aqua I" he shouted, Inpslng Into
I.atln, Ida mother tongue. "Aqun
pural The greatest gift of Nature to
thirsty ninn! What would the ocean
be without water? Answer me Hint?
I What"
That question had never struck hl
' audience before. They pondered In
j silence.'
' "Water!" cried the orator again.
I "What would Niagara faila b without
1 waterr
! Another stupendous question. HI
audienre stirred restlessly; his argu
ments were too much for them.
"lf what use," screamed the speak
er, "would our bathtubs ba without
clean, beautiful waterr
AS one man the audlenc turned and
left th( hall, perhaps to consider out-
-i.t.. ... .).. m'm l...!.!, eontinilrltnis.
! si'ie iii-i "i-.i-i s
Hut one Ignorant fellow suld to an
other:
"That man has water on the brain!"
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