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BOS KB URO NEWS REVIEW
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Dally, pr year, by mall $4.00
Hully, aU month, by mail .
fry Carrier, per month -6
Th Auociftted r U clulvly
ntiiUd to th u fur republication of
all dnp4tvha creaiua tu li or
not Otherwtfca credited tot thla paper
od also Hi- local newa publUhed hero
in. All riitnta of mutiUMtiun
finl dt.-pm hVah-rin mim ali rmr . oO
XT.icu eoiid-ilia mat tr Mujr
?, 1 :(, at Id pt off Me at Kturg,
Or(t Jiu 'under the Ax t of Mr h I. I.
lOwelHiri-, Oregon, Stl. 21, 1921.
lrunc (chin's
SI aWrt it MIM
A Human Willi llll-re rlillillll
write i I'ruiie Firkin's lo Imjulir
If 11 would bo rou- lor hr lo cc
lirate Hit) Fourth n'l July.
' Kim runiiluiiiill'. our local till-
wii, In iralulnu; nun. .ii nine uroim-
licinc since- wrilhiK a UVllUIIOlllMl lot
a kiilncy pill concern.
llllKhl; TIIK N'hWS i.knti.v.
A New lork Nllk iiii-rrliunt Mem
to l hp Imnk li get his iii.d' renewed.
"I iuii norrj," alil lli hanker.
"Iiul ll Mill be nlmoliilHy lnia.illr
for i.it li remit' )iur note."
Tlia nllk nu n IiihiI's (iiid imli'il.
Alter moliu-nt'e (IhiiuiIiI lie looked
up Hi tho iHUikrr and a.ill:
"Were )"ll ever In (lie nllk lillsl-
"Wlir, of course not," nnswered
(ho hunker.
"Well, you're In it now," salil the
Ilk merchant n Ii" iirkeil up III
hilt mid went onl.
c
To lind your (ruin on a lime tnlile,
open i( ra.oflllly, hohl it upside
down mid ask (lie man h( (he Infor
nialion window.
Team ruin many a completion
threwi dayH.
e
The man who writes (he epllnphf
la a regular liar.
ff
A "friend" of our who thluka ll
I a annp to pound out thia ciilyum
Ix days irr wk told im loilny '
ronld accomplish more by doing our
- prune pirkin' In (he orchards.
A hiuich of aloin-ealliiK service
men held a meeliiiu laM niitht foi
(he purpi1 of getting; a wlnii'k al
(he sinker anil Java nerved a( (In
finish.
TIIK ONLY KKASOX.
The auea-t yotuiK tlilmr hud beer
nnable lo buy (he articles l"
wanted, hut In each rase the clcr!
assured her lha( "novt dun." Ii
would assuredly lie In slock. Om
day she called al the slore lo find r
new clerk on Iho Job. "lo you hnvi
. apnU yc(?" she lnilllred. "No
liin'aiu," he slninincrcd, t'm not
living with my wife now.'
i ft
HY iti.'.yri'.sT.
Wives of screen stars all remind us
We can make our lives sublime;
And, depart iiur, leave licliiiid us
Hramlals on (he aamls of lime.
Kven If you're Inclined (o lie Rcn
erous you should never give youi
friends away.
ft
II lakes a hrave girl li wear silk
hose when she know she has Iniw
A local man reKiiliTeri n( a lor(
land lM(el and follow lii his name
wrole (his addriMia: "llruuilleld, Ore
ifon."
HAM. OK KAMK.
Kalienl (Nilnts In the life of Sheriff
Hlarmer: Horn during iMiard-walk
ace. Went (o school when n Isiy.
Kever learned lo cuss. On accouid
of curlv hair and facial features he
was eitremely (sipiilar nmontr, the
fair m'V, and when women started lo
vote, decided lo run for sheriff. ((
II. Kpcnl spare (line nnlililiiK Inmi(.
lechers unlll a dcntiM wen( a. w. o. I.
(o Canada. Ilrot said dentist home.
Is now Kettlnir all slicked lip for
ronrt week. (Wa(ch for life history
of "Two (inn" Hopkins tomorrow.)
90
We all work ourselves lo death to
keep alive.
3
An old man Ii4s a Rlrl kid him
and (hen kids himself Into (lilnkinic
she liken him or she wouldn't do II.
,
kawl onl ye( ed. of Prune I'd kin's
for scribbling mhiiin on our ruffs.
at A
"Why docs (he bride's mother al
ways cry al (lie weddiiiK?"
"Well, you know, there Is always
(he poMslhillty thill she will soon be
rolled ttraniluia. H
O
rKditrntlon diNtn't consist In wear-
hut llorn.rliimied iclasses,
I. a 1 1: 1'i.KhiNs si::
"Voii ran nrranm with almost any
lawyer lo make an alibi."
Red and Black,
fled and hlnck Is a cuinMnntlnA
which Is esHi-lully stronn on Krench
Imported fnsks. The hodv f Hie
ai'heine la usually black uiih tuurli.o
of (he brllllsut color.
ROYAL CLUB
RESTAURANT
MltH. V. It. IIOW MW,
KHKsll r AM lt os KS
OMIKIII AW HTVIi:
lirfte Ikliilnic Kimm for l.tlt.
ntmilnr for tho men. Iteol Mtnka.
Hhrrltlmi HI. OntHMllo lM i.t.
Ojm-o 1) ami Nliiht. llot t.r
Hon Ire. Tfrf-phnne Him.
Commission Can
Restrict Loans
SALEM, OUE., Sept. 11. The
state bonus commission haa power to
restrict loans under (he bonus act
to un In aiiiuirliiK construction, es
tablishing or completing a home or
farm, according to an opinion writ
ten bv Attorney tleneral Van Wilkle
for Harry V. liriiiuhauKh, secretary
to the colillliiltee. Thie, it la punt
ed out would Include the payment
of eii.nl In obligations against such
furm or home or (lie purchase of
farm machinery or bouaehold fur
nilure. The a:inie opinion holda that ser
vl.6 in the Htudiut army Iralnlng
corps can not he considered in com
puting service In the army, navy or
marine corps lo determine an rx--ervlre
mun'e ehuiblilty under the
bonus ne t. The aunll'-ant, II Is held
inii'it havi' serveil for more than 60
lavs In some hriini h r.f tho service
other than the S. A. T. C.
In the event of an applliant who
las alreadv participated In the sol
'Hers cilucuiloii:i aiil fund, the corn
mlpHlon may retain the amount an
'jbtalnei) bv the applicant, from his
bum or ca h honus. lull this amount
'mist he ileposiled with the state
treasurer for credit to the frenernl
'nnd from will' h the educatlonul aid
p.ild the onl n Inn holds.
50good cigarettes
for 10c from
one sack of
GENUINE
DURHAM
TOBACCO
We want you lo have th
boot paper for " BULL."
So now you can recelvo
with each pnehago a booh
I 24 leave of IHU.
Ihe very fine a I ctgurerto
paper In tho world.
10SSIP FORM OF INSANITY?
City Authorities Who Hav Dealt
With tho Problem Are Strongly
of That Opinion.
Men and vvmnen who f-tmnlp, Raid
Mr. K. M. HultiM'k f Chlnp, city
Mt'tiHIi llri'ct(ir. miinnt hn In ttiolr
rllil mlml. mid Hhituhl be lven the
I'ltMfst Httfiilluti ti K't them hiick tu
iinriiiiil. Thiy luire nvn cullrd hm
mhmsIiih of cJinnH'U'r. nnil K. V. II.
Ifiiklim, psyrhulojst and WHTetnry
to Iho hnanl of pnllre coinmlssinruTR,
tMilrntro, kiis. In the iH'tcctlve. Fi-hrn
nry, llrj. that the i,.lt,'lih.rhio1 tcoshlp
nml the HniinyiiKMiN letter writer have
one of the nnstle!, lowest and most
Tlrlmis ff rm-i of iiiHiinlty known
meitlml elreleH. Their distorted Ininir
Inittton vUuullr.e.i mviioft which they
would have come true, and their In
aniie mind IniiiuHlliitely cniHp-i the
Htory n i ul they rtieiit It as If It were
true.
l.oflslp rind anonymoua let t era, nays
tho New Vork Med lew Journal, nre a
coiiKlnitt peMt nt police heiidiiuirtera.
hut report-) n'K'j'tered wlth police ottt
eern In nn attempt to Injure character
by these ineiinn or false telephonic
roMrtN are a failure; In fnrt, the po
lice take more pleasure In track lug the
Informer than the one Informed
about.
MICKIE SAYS
vRGOE VttTVA TU' PR.V4TE.tt'WXJT
VllU MOST rROOMSVM 00
10 0 L ll
NOU
State Fair Program
To be Best Ever
8ALEM, OK1C,. Sept, M. ISosc
lal) All la practically In readiness
for what promises to hs the graatest
statv fair in the history of Oreiatn.
Heads of the various departments
are rushing their plana to completion
so that when the fair opens Monday,
Sip'temher the 2C, not a nail will
need to be driven, nor a detail of
the exhibit chaoged.
Outstanding features of the fair
Ihia year will be livestock and agri
cultural exhibits from the display
point of view, and from the enter
tainment side, horse and auto races,
airplane stunts, night horse shows,
auto polo, fireworks, balloon ascen
sions, with the latest novelty added
in the way of horse racing In the
evening. This will be made poasliile
by the Installation of powerful
searchlights and a large number of
arc IlKhts around the track. This
should fill the big grandtr-id to
capacity every night. The alaus are
to have most of the speed eventa
running racea.
The various days have been sche
duled as follows: Monday, children's
day; Tuesday, Hoosters' Itay; Wed
nesday, Salem I Jay; Thursday, Port
land and 1. A. K. bay; Friday Is
Elks' day. 0. A. R.. W, R. C. Fra
ternal and Willamette Valley Day,
with Saturday being turned over to
the Shrlners of the state.
Auto races will he programmed for
he first three days of the fair, with
'he fastest drivers In the northwest
ompeting for the $1500 cash prizes.
uio polo, airplane stunts, balloon
irennlons and fire drills by expert
firemen, will be dally attractions,
with the regular racing program In
liiillna: the best bets of the North
west circuit. The horse show In the
stadium will be held every night,
ind In the new pavilion and In front
of the grand stand there will be pro
trams each evening that should fill
"very Individual entertainment need.
Plreworks will be featured on Mon
tav and Saturday nights. The var
ious civic organizations of the state
will put on stunts Tuesday evening,
'ompeting for the silver trophy given
iv the state fair board: the people
if all nations will give a splendid
nrogram In the main auditorium
Wednesday night, In which folk
songs and dances will be an Impor
tant detail; Thursday and Friday
light will witness special attractions
it th horse show, mid Saturday
night will ho turned over to the
thrillers and their wives and friends
ith the concessionaires putting on
'heir best acts In the main pavilion
ind In front of the grandstand.
On the Sunday following the fair
the fiinious Whitney Hoys Chorutr
vill be heard under the leadership
of Its organizer and director, H. E.
Prices on
all models
greatly
reduced
ILSlStS
See it and you mil have no other
SAYS HER RECOVERY IS
ALMOST LIKE A MIRACLE
FKOM HKI.II.KSS I.WAMIt TO
t'O.MIl,F.TF. HKSTOIl iTIOS F
HUliTII, HTItr.M.TII AND
HAITI KSS IS WONIlKltFl I,
t'H.A.NtiK MRS. I!IMT F.M'F.UI
K.M'F.I) I.N Tllltl'.F, WK.F.KM
8T.VTK.MK.Vr ONF. OF MOST KK
.MARKAIII.K ON IIKCOIlil.
"Just a week bifoi'j I started tak
ing Tan lac I was dovtn ill bed so
crippled up with rlicuniaiisui I could
not move without help. My son nan
tuken faulac. and it had done him a
world of good, a,o one day lie brought
home a bottle and said. '.Mother, J
want you to lake this.' When I had
liiushed that bottle. I felt like a dif
ferent woman, and hy the time I had
finished my second bottle, 1 was out
in the garden hoeing.
"Tanlnc has simply dime wonders
for me; it almost ems like a mira
cle." This Is the remarkable Ktate
nient made recently by Mis. Jennie
Koto, residing at 1 1! Powers St.,
Portland, Oregon, and Is only one of
tijns of thousands from well-known
men and women who are daily testi
fying to the powers of Tanlac.
Continuing her wonderful state
ment, Mrs. Root aaid, "For years I
suflvred terribly with rheumatism,
and would often be down in bed for
daya at a time. In the last five years
there was not a time whi n I didu t
feel thoje rheumatic pains all
through my body. About two nionlhs
ago 1 got very niurh worse and my
arms and legs were so bad I was al
most helpfess and couldn't even hold
a pen to Eign my name. 1 was so
weak I could not do any housework.
I couldn't even sleep, and had no
rest day or night. Even to walk a
few steps would tire me out com
pletely. When I tried to walk I
would stagger, and when I did walk
a little way and sat down I could not
get up without some one helping me.
I had nn Annetilo :,nt h.ir,llv nin
enough to keep me alive. I could I
not stoop over far enough to get my :
shoes on. ' I
"I never knew what a night's sli'.p
was, and would lie awake for hours. )
At times t would get very cold and
would have to get up and cit by the ;
Are all huddled up. and my daugh
ters would put hot water hollies all
around me. I was treated hy four
doctors, and took all kinds of niedl-
cine. Nothing ever did me any good.
K. Whitney of Spokane. This is ex-j
peeled to hold over an enormous'
crowd, as the organization has never I
before been heard here.
The Improved 19x1s
-with new, self-cleaning,
mm
Ml
Ms
J3)w
E WANT every woman in this
city to come in and see the
wonderful,unprovedl921 Thor
Even if VOll rinve a Tvio:n
-come in anyway. You viil
want to know about this
latest of all machines which
saves up to an hour of ths
time reauired by others to da
a washing.
The sturdy,
. airuction assures years
longer service. The revolvmc, reversing cylinder method
of washing ,s the safe, thorough way. V fact, it is ths
thing which has convinced 600,000 users that the Thor
-aHAffafffS E
BRINGS IT FOR.
NEXT WASHDAY
Small monthly payments toon settle the balance
Autlior'ueJ Thor Dealer
Hudson Electric Store
nosFjinui, ouF.00.
A; ; L
BlltS. J knmi: ROOT
I am Just like a different person
now. All those terrible aches and
pains have left me, and only the
other day I was able lo walk up four
flights of stairs In an office building
when the elevator was out of order.
"My appetite Is Jupt splendid now.
and Ju:;t today for the first time In
years, I fell so hungry that I had to
go and eat a piece of pie betwoeu
meals. In fact, I can't remember
the time that I have fell as well as
I do now. I hnve not only regained
my health and strength, but I have
gained fourteen pounds in weight.
To tell you the truth, I wouldn't ex
change the benefit I have received
from Tanlac for the best ranch In
Oregon, and I will praise It as. long
as I live."
Tanlnc Is sold In Rosuburg by W.
F. Chapman's Pharmacy and by
heading druggistR everywhere.
IHO IIAXC K CIltCTS MtillT.
Rig Jitney dnnce at Maccabee hall
Friday night. Sunset Orchestra.
Lumlnoid Cylinder
all-metal con-
airv
The New
doats,
Suits
and
Dresses
Will appeal to you from
every point of view '
Will you be one of the
first to see them?
Burchard's
Buy Gainsborough hair nets at
Carr'a.
Quick Lite Lamp
The Light that keeps your
Eyes young
PROTECT the eyesight of your loved ones. The clear, keen
vision of youth is pricelessnothing can replace it. Strong,
healthy eyes are the means of letting sunshine, beauty and
knowledge into your children's lives. Then Save Their Eyes!
Get Them a Quick-Lite Lamp to Study By
Under the bright, yet soft and eye-restful radiance of this
beautiful light, the children can pore over their lessons the
whole evening through without the slightest chance of eye
strain. And the cost of a Quick-Lite is but a small fraction
of doctor's bills and buying glasses for ruined eyes.
CHURCHILL HARDWARE CO.
CLASSIFIED COLUMN
aU, HW CLASSIVIBU ADVEHTISBHKftT WILL BB FOUND 01 LUT
. riOB DMDBB BKAOINU TODAY.-
WANTED.
WANTED Good f rr h cows. J.
.luiid.
WANTED loa buuliela
nuw. J. M. JirtlU.
wlilfti uaia
WANTED '1'urweya .large or small.
i-none i-i-i4. uoyer uroa.
TAILOIUNO and arensinaKlnn of all
klnJa. fhona 187-P, Mfa. UuthrUge.
WANTED Woman cook on ranch dur
ing Harvest Mm. Address "Cook,
Newa-ltevlew.
WANTED Ullth aehool bov to work
sohrt hours for his board. Roseburg
viiiuiuria.
WANTED TO KENT Five or six room
f iinilNhi'd house by CM-tobtT first. Ad-
uiesn al, care Mi'wa-ltevlow.
WANTED 3U-J0 rifle In oc,a conrfl-
iion. ADMw.r suiting price wanted,
and addrvaa A. K., car News-he.
lew.
IUKjM WANTF.D Clean. n-flnod
younir man wanta room In privle
i.iiimy wntre van nave use or piano.
'iMKii imaiierry, iew8-ltevicw orrice.
WANTED -Alan to rut vrub oak nol-.
Oood tlmbfr, ajood around, Kood
Prii-e. Heti'h or bourd: II mlla from
Itoneburs;. Addreaa A. H Newa-
ueview.
SAI.l:s.MAN to cover local territory
niiiia; dealers, uuaranteed salary or
loo week for right man. The
witiHius io, auu iiitn Ave., Mew
LAllilltEKS and teamstera wanted for
. "ii.ii i nun won or irrlKiillon pro-
. . 1.1.111,1,1, urpKun. aaes
three dollars for eiBht hours less one
... .i... .or iMiitru. joo win last all
i If' ,,RoK,,e ,tlv'er Valley Canal
mriiuijiKia.
.ll-.l Apple pickers, 30c per
aisn apple sorters, at Ilair
Moon orchards. Telephone S2-F5.
. .niiiiii.Mi. .wner
WANTEIi Annie nlrkcrs nf Ih. Ocr-
lllltll llr.-linr.la U .1. - . . I k. I.
liouse it dislred. Accommodations
"ru. uiHin place to camp on
tivcr WaK,s so centa per hour.
rivirt,., a llrnnil
MltfCKI.I.A VKOITia.
ro TUAliK Dodaa tnurlna- ear
J....U a, new, for sheep. Phone
MATKKNITV cases taken. Hnaranteed
'"re ny practical nurse. Call
Jv - S oith Flint (St.. Uoebur.
C'v"i. " '"""lead It'elinquisliment.
--..y n,i uoui ii io nenry aiooney.
Mvrtle Creek. OreKon.
Knit T 1 1 A I E 1 41 d le a' fura for wood
T m .. .' "n1 nruton a
-- ' hi M Ti iiii ii iiii - '
LOOT AND FTlT'r
K(1I'N! Chllda coat and Indies'
scarf, fhone JJ-KS.
TOl:,VD-rhlldfblack cot. Owner
", "v ma by calllns: at this
offlae aad paylna for adv.
KOl Nt Hmalj boyVcoat. Owner may
'17i r oalllnc at this office
nsvlng for d
TORRENT.
t'h!LyM"yHV:room """"
H'K HKNT-
r r : r
f.i ft a . i : i 1 1 . no cnuuren.
1 r.yrM,s!i.ww'
Goodrich Tire Service. Be. oj. n
A. lxwkwood Motor Co u
FOH RENT Store room 18-30, front
llisT ou North Main street. Inquire
at Alcove Confectionery.
FOR RENT A real live nock ranch
eight mllea from town, three yver
lease, rent very cheep; partly lliwer
Irrigation; tcood Impiovementa. Hera
la your chance to gel started If ywa
act quick. See A. T. Lawrence
Atcency. 12R Cass Street. Pbona Sit.
VOR HALH.
FOR 8AI.E 1 Sharpies separator.
fhone 3J-F13.
KOH SALE Mllcliell drag saw. Inquire
of J. Al. Judd.
eOH SALtJ Younir talking parrut ln-
quire 134 H. Steplicns St.
FOH SAI.K fir cord wood. Bojer
Bros. Phone lt-FH.
FOfl tiAI.K 2ill head of Angora gosli.
W. 8. Norman. Tiller, tirvgun
FOR SALE Fir cord woud. Write IM
price. 1. O. Uoff. Kutliarlln.
FOR SALE Vuick touring car In One
stiepe. Inquire at tlie Alcove Con-
reciionery.
FOR HALE OR TRADE Hood ued r
for younir harness and team. Call
51 N. Jackson St. .
I'OR SALE Hay work liome, wcislit
1200; 6(i. Inquire K. Itimuan, et
RoaebursT. .
FUR SALE Stove .wood, body oak.
laurel, and second growth oak. N. I
Conn. I'none 6-rli.
THORoroHHREH Oiford buck
sale. Extra good, rrice
H. Chenoweth. Oakland, Oregon;
FOR SALE Private touring car, HIT
model. In first clans condition. An
swer V. M Newe-iti lw.
Foil SALE Small team of mui'
weight about Sifii; narnese
-agon H. W. Tayl"r.llriikwr
FOR SALiiV-Pura bred Iielalne and
hlh grade KamboulUet rama. J.
Barnea. Ten Mile. Oregon
FOR BALE CIIKAr-.Mi'l'
car. or will trade i.-r i'lrl' .L si
what have you?l'nll 31a " SL
FOR SALE Sheep. ab..;it ne.o
ewes. 65 lamns. iioniire ... .
Conn, ltoscburg. Ore HionL'
FOR 8AIB Angora , .TS
lemaie. iieaieiei e. ' wllbur.
bred stack, i. 1. Crannies, WIIH"'
Oregon. . r
FOR 8ALB OR TRADIEieeatlonU
values n tiaad cars ai
Motor EUdianae. F. U MoOraw, Ml
West Oak 8L
rVR"SAl.BV5lood heavv wag"".
STrey oata, wheal, ii-itn. k
and rve rrnsa seed '; r
and fir wood. J. M. JuJi .
WOOD FOR SALE-A f. - '"
flr and pine left; will ; J'""r
Mirg I tier load at U P" ''V.rg.
dered at once. P"l"-?i-,---ri.'
FOR SALE One flrv row. cn . ((ff
lorn nun ceil, : . r
enir a mos. old: one rat !
If.
AdJl-
Call R W. fltovall. .','eiander.
Hon. Roseblira;. .
FOR SAI.R . , .
One l2t Korfl rnnrn.s.
One good Ford bur.
One lI Ford roaJ-'cr
These cars sre all In tirrt rlaa
dltlon and at a r'""" ikeae
T. R. Burr at -"
after oclo.k , "11 ??
FOR RENT
r oi: km. '- if
t of rw;; -
i V 1 . 1'. I ' " ....
miles wee
rent 1320
ready to plow and a; r- Tk,
ture. bntsn.e h' ' ro(
enrda of wood a .,r 'bn
oulr. of Hire c'IX"To
of the owner. Win. Ele.
Oregon.