JO. P4QWTWO " rohkbpiw mtw.nKvn-w v:nyrr-nAV , i pt. u, ip.i. ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW lruel IuUy Kcet Sunday. B. W. Bate. ! Wlrotmrly Bort O. Bates) bUBSCKlWlON KATK3 DaHy, per year, by mall Dally, ill months, by mall -Vt Dally, by carrier, per niuiith Weekly Newt-Review, by mall, per year Luwr'ii!' L' socomi-cluas 'iii.ui.-r iluy 1., Jj-'J, at mu pom oilwa at Koe- burg. Oregon, under the Act or KOHKIU IMl. OlihM.oX. Ki:i'TK.MIIKB 14, lUlil "Sap and Salt" to be Daily Feature in Roscburg News Review Starting Monday On Monday next the News-Review will begin printing an illustrated daily feature called "Sap and Salt," written by Bert Moses, the famous Now York paragrapher, and illustrated by Bert Bates of this city. Mr. Moses, whose reputation as a writer of short epigramamtic paragraphs is national, lias recently estab lished himself in a log cabin retreat, six miles up the Ashland canyon. It is here that his "Sap and Salt" is written. It is a mix ture of humor, wisdom, philosophy f.r.d pretty much everything else. Moses has the rare ability of being able to take human nature to pieces and describe each piece in single sentences, and he does it in such a plain, simple, pointed way that everybody understands and enjoys his work. Each day "Sap and Salt" will contain a remark on the side by Hez Heck, a ficticious pen character, originated by Bert Bates. Mr. Moses has Hez Heck saying many wise, witty things that may be a little rough on the edges, but which closely approach the truth. "Sap and Salt" is being, published daily throughout all sec tions of the country. Several New York dailies are publishing the work of Mr. Moses and Mr. Bates. There will be many things in "Sap and Salt" that you will want to remember and say yourself on the proper occasions, so we advise every reader to clip the items each day as they appear and paste them in'a scrap book for future reference. A complete file of "Sap and Salt" will be well worth having. Band to Play At Coast Fair The Douglas County Concert band baa accepted an invitation to piny (or the Coos and Curry county fair, which will ue held In liyrtlo Point on Friday and Huturduy or this week. Between twenty and twenty-five or the band boys are going tu make tin: trip. They will leave the lniiiiu botol at 5 o'clock Friday morniiiK, making the trip by auto stuge, uud will return some time Sunday. The band boys are delighted over the prospect or the trip to tho coast cities, and tho niannxenient of the band Is greatly pleased over the honor which the Invitation confers upon the local musical oi'Kiinlzatinn. The manager is also pleased with the businesH-IIke and "livc-wiro" at titude taken by Taylor Dement, a Myrtle I'olnt man. In making ar rangements ror securing tho hand. The deal was made over lung dis tance telophono, and when Mr. Law rence, the manager natiM'd the price Tor which he could nfford to hrlriK the band over, which, althoiiKh It was very reasonable, considering the expenses Involved, amounting to qultn a Inrge sum; the voice came back over the wire: "You're on. The cash will be walling when you get here." Pennsylvania Tire Service. Ask us. Ford Oarage. I O. C. Bother, a prominent .resident ot Olcndnle, Is spending u few days In this vicinity nllendlng to Impo'r tnnt hunlness matter While MITCHELL. the advanced lines of this roomy car I provide the foundation for its beauty and character I comfort is found at its X One Kver Tiro Hilling. In MITt'lUXI, maxiumEvery feature of this J. F. BARKER & CO BM'biirK, Oivkkii. Mitchell Oakland most popular ol all Mitchell models MOTOR SHOP GARAGE BLOW w 3 inch. . . . 3J inch . 4 inch ... 4$ inch 5 inch ... 64 in"... OUT BOOTS IRE WOVE 40 50 05 75 90 ,10 SI WE.STINCMOUSC Marco i. iota. Students Have Farewell Program The Christian Worl.crs Band, at its regular meeting yesterduy even ing, devoted a portion of its hour to the young people who ure leaving within the next few weeks for higher Institutions of learning. A large number of these future students were present, and un excellent pro gruta wnB enjoyed. After a ong by the students, the subject, "What the Christian Work ers Hand Has Meant to Me," was ills usred hy Claire (leddes, Islic lu tier iii.d Virgil Cameron. C.eorge llmick and Lois Ceddes, both of whom have already spent one or more years nt college, talked on "Croatest Temptations or the Young College student." "Mow Are We Colng to Face These Dancers," was the subject or a short talk by Lois Colih. and "Letting an Kxample" was (llifunsed by Harold i;arion. Leroy Wall er then made a short address on "Taking Advantage of Opportu nities." The service was closrd hv a solo. "Till We .Meet Again," 'by Miss S'a.imi 1'helps. Following this, the students were treated to a delightful surprise In th" shape of dainty re freshments served In tho basement 'if the church. o Itev. C. II. Hilton of t:.o Chrlstlnn church will leave for Portland this evening to spend several days at tending to business matters. -o - . FEDERAL and GOODYEAR, ttrea and tubes, In all sizes, at The Kose burg Cnrnge. lends itself towards Fine l'-IO fc. I f V". appearance lliTj4 stability and conven ience INNER LINERS ALL SIZES 30x3. J 31x31 31x1.. 3Lx4 .. 33x4.. 34x4 . . ...$1.50 .. '2.23 .. 2.50 .. 2.75 ...3.00 a. no UATTiCKIES Do you know you can roll 50good cigarettes for lOcts from one bag of GENUINE BULL'DURHAM TOBACCO Wa want you to have the best paper lor "BULL." So now you can receive with each package book . ot 24 leaves ol K1U. tho very finest cloarert paper In tho world. flbrunelplichin'fii Bt sn e sstu If the female liliiebearil laid away live of her hubbies, we'd hate tu be her present boon companion. " 'Mr. Zero" will strip Idle women tit waist at bilmr auction In new York." save a headline In the Med ford Tribune. It looks to us like most of 'em are that way now. Fatty Arbuckle's stepmother says "Fatty Is a kind little boy." .vieou so, but ho got a little roiwb t'other night. Prune Plckln's received an awful nwsliiiir at tho hands of a writer voMterilav. The corn-siioiident oIh je- ted to our way of linking up Doc's name with that ol rally ArourKic, staling that it was a slur against tho Kruiiifielil man. We'll admit that Fatly is sort of a piker. Yhy don't you leave the poor slackers alone," objected one of Prune Plckln's readers. We will leave 'em alone, don't you worry, for we have no luinkerhr to associate with any of 'cm. Parson Anderson, the Mnrshfleld sky-pilot who flew the roop and was iiahlH'il In West Virginia, lias prob ably wshn1 tho collection plate for the last timet. The popular irnme of "Illng around the rosle" has been revived hy Hnn- illt t.nnlner and Warden Mnloncy both of McNeils Island. i a The "Hot Stove Ieague" of the Pearce hames shop is getting wanned up for Its winter sessions. No wonder they tried to break down the jail door. With no gal' Ions of lognnlMrry Juice with i wholesome kick, rcitosing In the cor ridor of the linsllle, we can hardly blame thiun for their timely action. The silent watches of the night lire the ones we forget to wind before retiring. The frost withered the watermelon vines but didn't even fuze the dear young things with short skirts anil rolled down socks. Yt e will never get hack to nor malcy ns long as munlcr stories oc cupy the heaillnes on the front page. Files rannot stand extreme cold. Hv gathering them up each niuht and wrapping tliein III cracked ice, you will soon get tliem so rheumatic they cannot fly nlmut and lnither you. One of the main discoveries since t lt4 Is that two cannot live as cheaply na one. The man with Hie hair tonic Jag may have synitoiiis of a fur-lined stomach. tts of shimmy dancers are so sel fish they wouldn't ralso a shoulder to help amlMtdy. TOO Tltl'K! There was a Utile girl Ami she had a little curl High! In Hie ml. bile of her forehead. Ami when she was goml, She was very, very good. Hut when she was bad She w as pop-n-lnr. The parking oiillnnncn Is all right. It gives a fellow a chance to get out of the office everv half hour and run ilils flivver around the block. Sinking of the nerve of llov tlanlner, we think It takes a lot of nerve to crawl out of bed these cold mornings, I I After a man carves on his chin for a half hour with a snfetv raior he : can't see why they nicknamed 'em I "safety" nuora. w (irlnglng out a rolvuni of alleged , Innghs every dnv whether yon fwl i like it or nol, Is some little Job It self. 1.AFK PKHKINH SK7.: "Thee tlitarrR with greasy hair slicked down, who dance around the hall with their eyes closed, are any thing but human beings." . ii 11 I It l AH da Hmmerx!j' A Woman Who Wouldn't Remarry By Uah McjCIm CiUcm IlEVLltli:S. Toia Latham Inflated that we ehould ord-r luncheon and diatulas Duane and Bab ar a topic of convei satlou until Duane should Join uj. "I suppose that you knew that Allen Henderson had accepted a placo on t trade commission which is sending him to China ror a year's stay?" he said. "I had not heard or It," I replied, "that's news. Indeed." "He la JUot the man ror the place. Old enough for maturity or thought and young enough uot to be to con servative, unmirried and unattached. It will be great ror him." I was glad to hear this and de termined to write Mr. Henderson a little note congratulating him as soon as I got back home. With that thought r closed the door on another friendship! Larry Vt'heaton! Itoland liarly! Allen Hen derson! In the rutiire ibese names would fhean nothing but memories. Larry Wheaton will mean to me always my "music boy," the music of laughter and poetry and song. The joyous feeling of the springtime breeze, the fragrance of woodland flowers with only the sighs of the balmy wind anion," the treetops. To Roland Early, whatever I have come to think or him since, I must give the credit of bringing to the fire any latent talent that I may have ror atorv writing. He quick ened my appreciation or life and taught me to exnrcss it. Through him, I round myself. Allen Henderson, kindly, stable staunch, true! A man that I wish I could have loved, but nevertheless a man I never could have loved. Tom Latham's voice broke In my reveries with the question with which I -started my life story: "Why have you never married again. Alicia?" And I answered truly, with a laugh to cover the confusion into which his curiosity had thrown me. "sT'erhaps it Is because the man f might have married as never asked me and the men who-have asked me I could not accept." "And so you couldn't accept me, Allx?" I knew the time I had been putting ofr so long had come. "You never have asked me in so many word," I challenged. "I am not going to do it now, .Mix. because, like the dear kind woman you are, you have answered me be fore I can speak. You know that 1 have loved you and you know as I do that I am not good enouch for you." "Oh, Tom, Tom," I remonstrated "Yes, dear, this Is the time ir ever, to be honest. I am not good enough for you. I am Just an average kind of a man, with average virtues and average vices, in fact the only thing that 1 have had in my life that was about the commonplace was my love Crawford Given Court Appointment SALEM, Or.. Sept. 14. .lames W. Crawford, deputy state treasurer, was this morning named court re porter for the Oregon supreme court to rill the vacancy caused by the death or Frank A. Turner. The opiiolntment which was an nounced hy Chlc-r Justice Burnett, followed the regular Tuesday morn ing conference of tho court, will nec es.slt.ite Crawford's resignation as deputy state treasurer, to which po sition he was appointed hv State Treasurer Hnff a year ago, following the resignation of Joseph O. Itl-h-anlsnn. Crawford refused to discuss his resleatinn this morning declaring that he preferred to await the re turn of tSate Treasurer Hoff, who Is out of the rlty nt this time, lie however, declared that he would probably accept the appointment. Compensation for the court re porter Is based on the number of volumes of reports . compiled, the rate nr compensation being It-no per volume. The position is said to be good ror $21000 a year and permits the reporter to engage in other work on the side. The position Is especially desirable as a stepping stone to a belter posi tion In the legal profession of the state. Chle.f ,.Tijstlce Burnett and nohert C. Morrow, circuit judge for Multnomah county, have both occu pied the position of reporter with the Oregon supreme court. .9 CITY NEWS 0 Arundel, piano tunes, rhons 1S9-L Goodyear Tire Service. Ford Garsge. Pennsylvania Tire us. Kord Uarage. Service. Ask Goodyear Tire Bervlse. Ford Oarage. CARS for bin. ;:i N. Jackson St. witiiout drtvpis. SriRELLA CORSET -Mnd to mature. Hellc Case, t'hons 391 L. I'alnloM rurartlon or tmlh ! room , Ussonle t em pis. Dr. Nnrbnn j FRESH EVSTERN oysters at tho! Roaeburf Cnfctoria. SOt-in TRI CK TIUE9 pruned o also GOODYEAR solids la stock s' Th Rossburg Garaf. for you." "That Is not true, Tom. You are not at all commoplace and I am quite unlike the Ideal wonan that you nave placed upon win rou or your love. But I am tona or you linn rond of the very human quali ties that you Insist upon calling com monplace. You rest me wnen i am with you. You make no great call upon my mind or my emotions. You are a comfortable sort of man and I do not find them otten." I think that Tom was going to say more, hut Duane came rushing in. "Where's Bab? Where's Bab he almost shouted, without stopping to even salute me. "Hannah said she was with you." "Sit down, old man. Everyone in the dining room la looking at you. urged Tam blandly. "I don't care lr they are. Where Is she? Where Is she?" "She Is over buying a hat, Duane, said Tom Latham, with an irrepres sible grin. "Listen. Duane," I aald, placing my hand over his as It rested on the table. "Bab found that you return ed, to town In answer to a wireless she sent you on the boat. She was po nervous that I persuaded her to go to luncheon with Mr. Larrabbee and afterward to do some shopping, hoping by that time to have cleared up the matter or your disappearance. "Then she really sent me a wire less?" "Yes, dld't Tom tell you?" "He also told me she tore up the divorce decree, but I thought he was trying some misplaced joke." "Bab told you that hy wire, too." "Bless her heart!" I dropped my eyea quickly. I did not dare to glance at Tom. "Dont you suppose you can find her, Allx," asked Duane nervously. "I cannot wait much longer. I haven't been myseir since we sep arated, and I did not sleep a minute last night. I might have known from the first that 1 hadn't strength or mind to give her a divorce, however much she may have wanted one." "Tom, we are going to leave you here. I think that I can rind Bab. Get a taxi, Duane, and I will Join you." "Alix. said Tom, as Duane went to get a taxi, "I am leaving tomorrow for South America. "So soon, Tom?" les. I had Intended to go any way by the boat after this one but now I shall try and get passage for tomorrow. I have no Incentive to stav on and I am sure that Duane will not go out with me now." "Oh, Tom, I truly am sorry." I know It, dear. Tom wrung mv hand and tnrned away as Duane came to the door and beckoned. As I went torward 1 closed, for ever another door. Tomorrow Together. SludclMikers Itcccivcd C. O. Thomas, local Sludebaker agent, this morning received a car load of new model autos. Ileturning to School Donald C.ilibs and Edward Smith are preparing to leave soon for Port land, where they will resume their studies at the dental college. H El N LINE Cennervotory of Munle and Art. Classes in Art, Voice. Violin. Piano, Hurmony, Kindergarten and Dun ning. It Is Important that all children of ihe KiiuleiffHrten and Dunning C1H.H.C.S an. rendy to betcln with l.u clsaa Monday, Septamlxr 12th. m:v cataloq upon request. rnnnc 3. Knhlhnem Blrtir. Tooth Troubles H.R.NERBAS, D.D.S. The cause ot all tooth troubles Is the fermentation that takes place In the mouth. The microbes that secrete the powerful solvents that eat through your tooth structure cm not be successfully com batted unless you seek the ad vice of a dentist I CSK PAIM.KSS METHODS IIKlil l.ATK TKKTH ItKPLAl'E TEETH SAME DAY I ITISK PYOIUIHKA. Ktc Etc Yn have tbr booorit of mr KMH-rlonc. KUIclrncj and Be Man. lit j. DR. NERBAS THE DENTIST WTONk 4 Room 9 MAHOMIO BOU)j07 1 The New Coats, Suits and Dresses Will appeal to you from every point of view Will you be one of the first to see them? Burchard's OBITUARY. Francis Aaron Killey was born In Ohio January 5 1859 and died at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Hav ailand, near Sutherlln, Oregon, Sept. 8, 1921, from injuries received while working at his sawmill near his home. Mr. Filley was injured about 5 o'clock Thursday evening, and death followed about three hours later. He regained consciousness about one-hatf hour after the acci dent and conversed with his family. Dr. De Vere was hastily summoned, but all efforts to save him were In vain. Mr. Filley and Miss Eva Ran som were married In Michigan in March, 1879. To them were born three sons and seven daughters. Be side his family, Mr. Filley is sur vived by one brother, residing In Michigan. TIM KEN and HYATT rofer bear ings for cars and trucks at The Rosehnrst Oarage. CLASSIFIED COLUMN ML HEW CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENT WILL BB FOUND 01 LUf PAGB ORDER BEAD IN 6 -HW TOD AT." WANTED. WANTED Turiteys ,mrce or imall. Pi.01. 14-F-14. Boyar Bros. TAILORING nnd dressmaKlog of all kind. Phone 187-R. Mra. Outbrtdge. WANTED Ltv atock for Farm Bureau Exchange. shipment. Phone 9. WANTED Second hand apple box "press. Charlei A. Brand. WANTED Box 181, -To rent 4 or S room house. Sutherlln, Oregon. WANTED Woman cook on ranch during- harvest time. Addreas "Cook." News-Review. WANTED A personal bond Will pay surety Co. price, references. Box 11182. for 1500. Best of MAN WANTED To chop wood on shares, or will sell at 2&o a tier. Phone 38-F2. Box 1124 W A N T ED Man to cut grub oak poles. Good timber, good ground, good price, batch or board; 2 miles from Koseburg. Address A. H., News- Keview, WANTED Capable young man wants permanent delivery or store work, or both. In Douglas county, town or count rq. Address 126 Rose St., Klinmth Falls, Oregon. OltCUARD HELP WANTED. WANTED Experienced apple packers and sorters. Puon Pete Sinclair. 1'hnne 31-F2. MltKJKLlJLN EOUO. STRAYED" Bay mare. Rothschild. miners Addition. IF YOU want to buy a 1-ton truck at a bargain see Motor Shop Oarage at tmce. lost akd rotno. LOST Tjiro-A onv.a VinA please t phone 20U-L. STKAYKD From my place, one bay niaie Kotnecniia, Miners Addition. LOST Gold locket and chain, U R M. Kinder leave at Keview o f t Ice. initials News- roll KBNT Furnlnhed apartment. clean and newly palnlea. Clone in. I'lione Z1Z-J. LOST Waterman Ideal fountain pen without cap. Finder pleas return u ewn-Hevlew office. FOUND Book of addresses. Owner may have same by oalllns at of'lce and paylnr for adv. tnia FOUND Child's black coat. Owner may have same by calling at this uiiiee ana paying for sdv. tOUND Small boy's coat. Owner may have name by oalllnnj at this effloe r payins; lor sot. LOST Orange Persian cat from horns on r.asi 1,'rss street. Anawera to name "Fluffy." Suitable reward. r none 1US-I. lont ladla' hand arlp between orantn Paaa and Koaeburg-. Contains two watrhee, ramlly allver, and wearing apparel. Finder leave at r.pww-Kvif w orrice. FOR REMT. FOR RENT Housekeeping or ked- rooma. zno nneriaan ait. 'OH RKNT Rar.t. aeposu Ciose Roaeourg National Ran FOR RUNT Furnlahed aleeplng room, hot water all of th time. Ill Mo. rM.. nena. roil RKNT Furnished housekeeping rooma. Alao unfurnlabed rooms for rent III Parrolt St. FOR RENT A real live stock ranch eisnt miles from town, three year lease, rent very cheap; partly vnder Irrigation: good Improvements. Her la your chance to get started If you act quick. Re A. T. Uwrn; . Ag.ncv. 1? Cans street. Phone tl TOR BAXJ&. FOR SALK Fir cord wood. Writ for price. I. o. Ooff. Jjutharllrt FOR 9UT6R TRADE) Exceptional value In used oai a at terras to salt Mntor Evehang. F. L. MoOr. 401-1 Went Oa St, There will be a i,i I the ladles' Auxl .w."""0! F.ftE.. Friday n ght. sZZnC,1 In Mnnonhoa ' "i FRESH EASTERN byen , Koseburg Cafeteria. 1 Oregon' t Higher Instituttoa ol TECHNOLOGY Eight Schocli; Sevtnt; Depi:lmnh FALL TERM OPENS SEPT. 19, Mil For information write lo Itw lefiMnr Oregon Agricultural College FOR BALsKV 1 Phone 37-F13. Sharpies leptrttorj FOR 8AL.K, Old growth flr And pta t udu, i.an aa-r ii. FOR SALE About 20 Her oak bloc, wood. Call 24-F21. FOR, SAIJ2 OR RENT A good riQuJ iiiquiiq m toy dmi iane. FOR SALE Oak wood. Addreu U E. Marat era, R, F. D. 1. Phone l'-f-FOR SALE 90 white Leghorn puU.t John Bueenbark, Roaeburg, Ort, FOR SALE C head of plffi, flr.i shape, f 5 to f 8 each. Llndblom, bli onviiie. FOR SALE Cut flowers. Aiten dahlias. Runyan'i Dahlia OardtnJ 1385 Umpaua Ave. FOR SALE Pure bred Del aim high grade Rumbouillet rams. J. Barnes, Ten Mile, uregoo. FOH KAt.E Aillimlabla dresi for: Address Norlne Glpson, RoMburf, Oreson. FOR SALS 250 dr. shake!, 1 f large milk cow, 100 Tancred ttrta chickens, Oravensteln apples, i Bergold. Olall FOR DALE Angora gnats, mill ul female. Registered, nrna irom bred stock. J. L Chapman, wuon-' Oregon. VLrirni fcvm sir V A row tlpr of flr and pine left: will deliver In Ru- h.. . .I- lat of It nr tier If o- dered at once. Mux 11:9. Rowtef FOR 8 ALB About !00 acrea: IM H In cultivation; mo cieareo .... ii i..i . r,A ml nr. Prl to sell. 1(0 per sera Llndblom. u onviiie. lv.ii an v Hav.nnnrt. inro. 2 ruga, oil ntov'e, 6 chairs. J wjw household articles, rnon. Inquire 0 Phort street. FOR SALE Oood second "'"f.,!; falfa hay (car lets!. Per '". Richardson. CentralPoJnLOr!l. USED CARSOF MOST ANT lin rora t' 1911 Blllck ! 8K Overland 1017 Ford delivery 121 N. Jackson. -d. J5T FOR SALE vetcn ". ; ,rli grans. I SUc lh run anoi't -rT ... nave i"u mu. mett Hall. Wilbur, 27-FI2. Oakland. IM00.00: ISOO.on down ana " , easy term.. buva5 room fr house. Lot loxiun. - , buslneaa, eee this one. 0. ft Pon. Phone II ; r l-ROOM house with .""''"J'"' frtl 0kI00. oarsre rVf trees: on psvn ""T tifW pf n.on aa Ifiofioo down nfl month; '". Interest. O. ft Ron. Thone .17. 10 ACRF.S of land J'i. rK' acre, tillable: ai" plenty of outside range . in lien fro mconnty rea. i ,, ment patent perf' '"', R per acre. If intereeieu . rare Mewa-Keview. 2c: rye grass h Rtem and Nlnetv n? ' wei , bu.: threshing n'rVnrrrer-s. '"V R. kcClav. f.K.':1,..rlTtM, miles west nsaiana. . r. pTiiaAn rsr rToi'f Fl IK WALK f' " Vk. .n!d. "".I for sale that mint bj p alr. V f.r.d for one thousano lt i than coat. Cment f naved street, four "'' ),. M" eaav term only those wno .ri a good home .i i ,' Arit. '' lawrence. Commercisi ho are in "T ii Pass StrearJJ!!LJ?--- FA CTORT repre. ,, sui"fr. have much m" , BuJ r:i: a mo co V - tntm way, Portland. Or