BOWKBimo lTgWB.RBVtgW MOSttUV. AtGtST S, 1M1.
mm Ttmn
Alicia Hammaraly
A Woman Who Wouldn't Remarry
IARRY W HKATOVrJ GIRL.
. j nnt think I was ever more
. ' mnvpd than when I read Al-
ZSiletter on lov. and realized that
Hwa. her great devotion to her
buJband that made her recognlie
jore in ail us
-f.m Cod of the universe, lend
such a love to me." 1 prayed rever
:! from my heart, for 1 felt that
,,.n or woman who bad exper-
mich an emotion had realized
I, the fulitst that divinity which 1b
laid to be norn in tm; u.....
n,h rame in as I was reading the
letter over for the third time and
found me with tears roiling aown
mr cheer. .
'Why, what Is the matter, dear?"
"I don't know, Bali.'
"What do you men?. Who li your
letter from?"
"Read It."
Rh took the letter, hut before
tha read it she turned, as most peo
li) do. to see the signature. There
vu none. '
"I don't understand
"You will when you read it." I
mmed awav to the window. In a
fee- momenta I heard a choking sob
sod Bab came ana put ner arms
about me.
"Allx. Alix. do you suppose that I
will ever love Duane as Alice does
Dill!"
"I hope so, dear sinter, because
only when you do will you under
stand how wonderful la life and liv
ing." "Did you love Hal like that?"
"I do not know. Alice says that
I did not live with him long enough
to understand."
"Do you imagine that you could
love attain?"
"I do not know, t sincerely hope
to. Just now all my life Is centered
in little Hal."
nab looked at me rather shrewdly
and said: "As I came through the
hallway I found these letters on the
table." And she handed me two.
I recognized the superscription on
one Immediately. It was from Larry
and read:
"Alix. my dear Allx: I have meant
to write you for weeks, but since I
arrived home things have happened
u last I have not had a moment to
myself. You were right, as you aK
ways are. I have met the real girl.
When I reached home I found that
mother was better and that evening
Bar and I went to see a fraternity
brother who lives In the same street.
And there, Allx. I found her. And
do you know that we have been
Khoolniates, neighbors and friends
fnr year and I did not know that
lie was the real girl until that night.
"I had not seen her for four years
Alii, she Is the most beautiful thing
I rer saw In my lite and she really
oil brains. Occasionally she reminds
ma of you. I tnld her all about that
oar we had wandered about town
with a hurdy-gurdy and she loved It.
I wish that she miht have been with
o. for I feel now that every day
that I spent In such en. yment as
we had that day would have been
multlpled a hundred times had she
been with me. !
"Allx. dear. 1 just wish you could
see how beautifully her hair curls
down (he nape of her neck. Every
time I am with her I want to touch
it and ret I am afraid. What will
I do If. bavin; found her. I should
WE
Edison
MAZDA LAMPS
Douglas County light and Water Co.
i
Buy the Best
Strive to Please
BOWMAN'S
CLUB ROOM
College Ice Cream
BEST IN TOWN
Strawberry and Vanilla
Ice Cream Cones.
All kinds of Fruit
MEALS AT ALL HOURS
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT
toff' C'ea ilal room- Ctalckesi dinner every Sunday. Best
e Id town. Price reasonable. We toll home made plea and
od. milk, butter, cream, candy, gum, cigar., eig
hties, tobacco..
of 3. p. Depot, corner Cast and Sheridan streets.
MRS. W. R. BOWMAN, Prop.
have to put her out of my life?
"Bart Is absolutely no good as a
comment. He just says: 'Don't ge:
bughouse over a girl. Larry. It
won t get you anywhere.' And so I
am writing to you. the best ual 1
ever had. because I know you will
understand.
"I know you will understand, dear
because you predicted Jubi this thin.
And what do you suppose Natalie
said to me the oilier day when I told
her about our day'a outing? She
asKea ir you were not too old to
spend a whole day In such strenuous
exercise. How I laughed. In runt
I laughed so much I think I an
noyed ner a little, for she said: '.Well
I know that Mrs. Hamniersly is a
wmow ana mat sne has a child and
I have read her wonderful stories. 1
did not think sho could be as young
as you. as sne saia this, Alix, dear.
1 understood for the first time what
you meant when you wld that I did
not realize the difference In our
ages.
".Natalie Is Just nineteen. She
dances like a fairy; she plays tennis
like a whirlwind; ne swims like L'n-
dine and rides as I would think an
Amazon might ride. I never thoueht
I would find all my Ideals bound un
in one entrancing bit of femininity
and now, Allx, the best of all Is com
ing.
"I really think she likes me a
little, but she has not told me so
yet. Hut I can see that she prefers
mo to Hart not that that answers
the question, for I really believe
Bart is jtalous, not of me but of her.
Hn doesn t want me to be In love
with her. Bart has Ideas of his own.
you know. He thinks a man should
moke a mark In the world before he
falls in love. Says that If I marry
young I will probably find a dozen
girls later that I will like better. And
whom do you think be cited as an
Illustration of this? Your friend.
Mr. Early. Bart said: 'Remember
how wo saw him In Chicago, flirting
around with that girl, and now I am
sure that he thinks he is in love with
Allx.' I told Bart that I was sure
that Mr. Early's affection for you
was purely platonlc, Just as mine has
been.
"Oh, Alix, please write me a letter
and wish me luck. I shall want you
to meet Natalie very soon. I am
sure that you will love her and thai
she will love yon. because I am never
going to stop until I make her say
that site will be my wife.
"Write me. Allx. and tell me if
this time It Is really love.
LARRY."
That night I copied Alice Cordon's
definition of love and sent it to him
with Just the words, "Is It like this,
Larry dear? If so. the angels may
envy you and mortals can do you no
hurt. The world is yours.
ALIX."
Tomorrow Tragic Xews.
NOTICE.
Dr. R. P. and Pearl M. Bradford.
Chiropractic Physicians. Ten years
in practice. Consultation free. Suite
224, Perkins Bldg., Roseburg, Ore
1000. .
TOIIUSTS ATTENTION.
For the benefit of 'he tourists I
am prepared to wash nd clean cars
up to 12 o'cloc' at night. Motor
Oarage Vulcanizing Shop.
SELL
Serve the Best
There's a Difference
Good Will Aids
1925 Fair Bill
In Congress
Nswa-Rrvlew Washington Buimd.
WASHINGTON". Aug. 8. Oregon
cashed In the otner day on the excel
lent reputation which the Pacific
coast has been slowly building up
In recent years for doing' big things
well and at a minimum cost to the
American public,
At a time when any parliamentary
expert would declare It absolutely
Impossible lo pass lealalalion thai
has a federal appropriation hovering
in the background and that Is large
ly local in character, the house of
representatives without serious oppo
sition passed a Joint resolution for
me holding of the exposition at Port'
land In 192."i, "to celebrate the com
pletion of Transcontinental and Pa
cific highways, the centennial of the
invention of the electric magnet and
to exemplify the development of hydro-electric
energy."
Appropriation Expected.
True, the resolution provided
"That the United States government
ihalf be put to no expense" by rea
on of this resolution, which merely
a one authorizing and requesting the
President' to Invite foreign nations
to participate. But everyone knows
bat in due time there will be a fed
eral appropriation. A resolution of
nvltution of this character is always
the entering wedge and always it has
committed the government to a point
where It must provide for adequate
national representation at the fair.
Pacific f'oaxt Won (hit.
In all probability tho Pacific coast
is the only section of the United
States that could have secured recog
nition of this sort at the present ses
sion. The reason Is that the exposl
'lon of 1903 at Portland, the A. Y.
P. exposition at Seattle In 1909 and
the one at San Francisco In 1915 all
were remarkably successful and all
oroduced large results from federal
appropriations for them, which ap
propriations were far smaller than
for other parts of the country.
In other words as measured by the
imount of federal money received the
Pacific coast expositions have pro
duced the largest results and all
have been successful. They have
leaned but lightly on the federal gov
ernment, have demonstrated a larger
spirit of self-reliance and Independ
ence and hnve managed their affairs
with a degree of business sagacity
not common elsewhere.
Sun Francisco Helped.
Over and above all this, however,
stands another factor in the estab-
ilshement or a good reputation, the
lemocratlc national convention at
3an. Francisco last June. That na
tional gathering and the hospitable
treatment extended to tho thousands
of visitors all along the coast from
San Diego to Seattle, constitutes an
advertisement for the Pacific coast
of Incalculable value.
Decent treatment, reasonable rates
and a genuine heartfelt welcome.
added to delightful summer weather
conditions have made the Pacific
"onst beloved among those who have
a great deal to do with directing the
government of the United States.
Kvery one who went to the San Fran
cisco convention, whether as a dele
gate, an observer or a correspondent
s a walking and garrulous exponent
of the Pacific coast spirit. Every
one of these Is a center from which
radiates a feeling of friendship to
ward the coast. The sum of these
radiations is tremendous.
Furthermore, the North Pacific
coast particularly after years of la
bor, has at length pretty well con
vinced that It Is prone never to come
to Washington for the feder.al dollar
unless it Is prepared to match and
more than match thnt dollar with s
dollar of Its own. The deepening of
the Willamette river, the Oregon
oort Improvements, Seattle harbor
improvements and the construction
of the Lake Washington canal where
more local than federal money has
been expended, are examples. Camp
Lewis Is another striking example
N'ot everyone In congress reallr.es
this fully, but the number of sena
tors and representatives who do
callae It Is Increasing, and with the
realization, the reputation of the Pa
cific const Is enhanced and the pos
sibility of Its getting beneficial leels-
'atlon when it asks becomes greater.
o
PUJI.IC SALE.
Notice Is hereby given that the
undersigned will, on Monday, August
15th, 1921, at 2:30 p. m. o'clock, at
the old J. Green residence, on the
Pacific Highway, about 4 miles south
of Roseburg, Oregon, sell at public
sale to the highest cash bidder, one
Willys-Knight five passenger tour
ing automobile, with equipment,
motor No. 3709, serial No. 12312.
I. H. CASTLE.
o
8MOKKIIOI SE IS H.lXKKl'PT
A petition In bankruptcy has been
filed by John Hanks, proprietor of
the Smokehouse at (Jlendale. The
liabilities of the business are placed
st in, 000 and the assets at $.1,000.
Attorney O. 8. Brown of Glendale is
attending lo the legal affairs In con
nection with the case,
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TAKE NOTICE.
Anyone afflicted with wild kalrs in
the eyea call on Mrs. Win. Fisher.
82S Winchester street Hours from
8:30 until 6 o'clock. Phone 868-J.
The Italian government has rone
Into the cigar business and la making
a stogie that sells for two cents.
CHICHESTERSPILLS
I'll lay im K4 ti aVy
b -en. tsfskH w F'ss fci-'Aot. V
afc fM rnthf. H"i fw y
IHA3ut HRI.M PI MA t ft
nn trsv M Bay. SvML JU -r1 P- ' M
WHAT THEY MIGHT HAVE SAID
on,. Possible Expression, of the
Mother. f Shakespeare's Im.
mortal Htrolpts.
Hamlet's Mother Why don't yon
run around like othtr boys. Instead of
moping here, mutlerlug to yourself
and looking like a graveyard? Sou
make my flesh creep.
Ophelia's Mother One would think
you were Insane to see you rolling
your eyes and throwing those old
.lowers .round. Pick them all up,
1'be, before somebody steps on them
and stains the carpet 1
Katberlne's Mother You've been
scratching your sister's face again,
find you shook your list and stuck
your tongue out at the new minister
lust now. March right to bed with
out your supper!
Juliet's Mother iou were kissing .
strange little boy through the fence
today. Vou'll get . good spanking If
I And you doing It again.
ltomeo's Mother- (calls) Romey,
come In out of the night air I Jou ca0
see the mooo without climbing on (he
chicken bouse I I never saw such a
Silly Itlllvl
I'ortin's Mother Was there ever
more conceited child? Always lay
ing down the law to your elders as
If you knew It nil 1
Itosnllnd's Motlier For the love of
heaven, Itosle, where did you find
hose boy's togs? Take them off at
nee and don't let me see any more
tomboy I ricks I
Lady Mncbeth's Mother When I put
you In tied I want you to stiiy there
mil nut go prowlliiR through the ball
In your nightie with a candle. You'll
get your death o' cold and set the
house afire! Georglnna Cheesmun In
'he New York Sun.
WOMAN CRITICIZES HER SEX
Australian Writer Seemt to Hold the
Opinion That Women as a Whole
Are Unreasonably
"Women." says the average man In
bis moments of Irritation, "are un
reasonable. They drive . fellow
mad."
And the same man Is Instantly
swept by such a hurricane of abuse
as to make him sorry once more that
tie has spoken.
There is no charge which the mod
ern vvnmnn resents more than that of
unreasonableness. She prides herself
on her cool bead and callable Judg
ment. She expresses contempt of
ner sister of other times an un
balanced creature, with no mind of
ner own about anything, nor desire to
develop one. Yet, despite her pro
cessed common souse, one wonders
now and then whether the modern
womnii Is actually an .reasonable as
she ImngUies.
We stnud up for o(r rights nowa
days. We rlnliu complete equality
with man; freedom to enter all his
empires, and even to govern them If
we feel disposed. Yet we aren't cor.
tent with what we get.
He makes way fur us; he gives ns
our cbnnce to rlvnl him In nil that he
does; he mostly manages to curb his
tongue when It would cry out follies
too bitterly. All this we consider our
due and give no thanks for It.
Magnificent English Seal.
The high-water murk for English
official seals was rcuclied In the mng
nltlcent seal of Henry IV, which was
also used by bis two successors. The
matrix is of gold and is a niurvel of
the goldsmith's art. Not only docs
this seal take pre-eminence amongst
seals, but It is also often pointed to
as Illustrating the zenith of English
art of this period. It was made In
1408. A Gothic framework on the ob
verse side divide with niches and
canopies the space into numerous sec
tions enshrining no less than 21 fig
ures, besides the charges on the
shields nnd banners. Herein Is reflect,
ed the perisMiillcular style of archi
tecture Just beginning to assert It
self. The figures all have a political
significance to convey.
Alnn Wyon. one of the most careful
writers on the Great Senls.of England,
discovers In the work the desire of
Impressing upon the people the claim
of Henry V to the English throne.
After Sunset In the Tropics.
Anronos of lb stars In the tropics.
one Is always told that there Is no
twlllghl In thee regions, nils Is not
nidte an nil-mate way of expressing
If. What Is ni-curnte. Is Coleridge's
line In "The Ancient .Manner,- wneu
he sny: "The sun's rim dips; the
stars rush out." He adds: "At one
stride comes the dark." The moment
the sun go-s down, you do see the
stars nt on.; but the darkness that
comes Is H"t dark; the red afterglow
down on the horizon and above It the
luminous mauve hare, which Is pe
culiar to the troples, lingers . long
time, and against tula the great
.hntwi of the clouds stand out inky
and hlaok. It Is a wonderful sight
Maurice Itsriug.
Cheerful Word Means Much.
Have you ever had your duy sud
denly turn suiihlny because of a
i-i.rful word? Ibive you ever won
dered If this could lie the same world.
because stsiirone had leen unexpected
ly kind lo you? Jou can mase loiiHy
the same for sometxsly. It Is only a
question of a little Imagination, a lit
tle time and a Utile trouble. Think
m, "What can I do today to lunk
someone happy T old persons, chil
dren, servant even a bone for the
oof. or sugnr f-sr list bird. Why nut?
Maltbie U. Babcotk.
yn meal"
The new sugar coated fSSr t
chewing gum MJm
which everybody
Hkes-you will,
too.
PUBLICITY AS CRIME CHECK
Sociologist Says tha Newspapers Mak.
Life Hard for Criminals of
Every Description.
"Illume the newspapers for mnklng
the role of the criminal harder today
than II was twenty or thirty years
ago," said II. C. Elmer of the sociolo
gy department. University of Minneso
ta, according to the Minneapolis News.
"The swindler of n few yenrs lack
hnd u downy feather bed to lie on
compared to followers of bis footsteps
today," he continued. "In those dnys,
the same gang would work a skin game
In one town a week, and then move
to the next stop and do the same tblnr
the following week. Not now, how
ever. The newspaper la the barrier.
If a clever swindle Is worked In Mex
ico or Honolulu the news Is on tho
wires at once, und the whole world
knows It In a couple of hours, and the
little game Is killed."
Contrary to general opinion, crime
Is not any creator In proportion to
pupil I nt Ion today than twenty years
ago, according to Mr. Elmer. It Is
Just that the number of criminals Im;
Increased with the growth of popula
tion, he said.
Mr. Elmer exploded another popular
fancy when be said that be believes
that criminals are not any bolder
today than In years past.
"It Is the newspapers again," be said
"The big Jobs are given wide publicity
and seem lurger In the public mind
thnn those of the past. Hut It Isn't
so. The .lames boys, the Yoiingers,
nnd the Dultuns had Just ns much
nerve and put over Jobs In their dnys
Just as big as anything you read about
In the pitic!'S today."
She Bunched Them.
Grandmother was pleased that Mu
tlldu should have attentions, and was
very gruciuus to Hie manly beaux and
admirers that came by turn; but when
lu the crowd of summer visitors there
appeared In succession William Llttle
Jobn, Martin I'ellijohn and Ted V pjulin,
she was lewlldeied over the young
woman's predicament.
"till, Matilda !" she exclaimed. "How
do you manage more than one John
nie at a time? I never shall lie able
to tell which Is Utile, which Is l'et
ly, and which is I'p. Hut," after some
reflection. "I'll hunch 'eiu ; I'll tlx 'em.'
Ever afterward, when one of the
Johnnie triplets appeared, grandma
was heard to exclaim most cordially.
"How do you do, Mr. Utile relty-l
John, which?"
Saving Screw Shavings.
Two thousand years seems a long
time to wait for an Improvement, but
this has been the cne with the screw.
Metal screws have been made since
Hi II. ('. The slinnk of the screw has
been turned from a bar of metal hav
ing the diameter of the screw head,
thus wasting a large proportion of the
metal by reducing It to shavings.
A ceilaiti screw manufacturer lias
decided to alter this. A metal bar, of
the diameter of the shank, Is put Into
. mnlr.x and subjected to enormous
pressure. The bead f the screw Is
thns expanded In the confined com
partment, which gives It the desired
shape. The only waste occurs In
threading the S'-rew and finishing the
bead.
A Parachute Record.
To I.lcutemnt Arthur Hamilton, of
the United Wales army. g'es Hie
record for parachute Jumps, for he
recently left an airplane at a lick-lit
of 24,4' f'-et and drifted eight miles
before touching the ground. He Is
said to have fallen aleep from cold
during part of his descent.
"Where In a Name?"
Mr. Nlckelpinch Haven't I given
you my iiume? What more do you
want?
Ills wife t want the .ri lb-re "f
signing K o checks that will I
honored nt the bank.
.atsasm. m V w 1 171 m I --,ajBa
"V U . W I ss sa V rJja
that will aid
tlon. polish your teeth anil mniffi
your throat.
wmr.irv
"1'iv's.a. m J
r?Kit.i try
THE FLAVOR LASTS
IiOIKlB DIRECTORY.
WOODM1SSJ or THH WORLD Camp
No. 15. meeta In odd Folium' hall Ir
Itosebur. .very 1st and Srd Monday
eventual. Visiting neighbors al
ways w.icome.
H. CAP.RICK, C. C.
U. kf.
MILXKK. Clerk
,.! nuHiiura ten. meets In
Moose hall on Jackaon Ht. on 2nd and
ath Monilny evenlntta ot each moatn
at t o'clock. Visiting brethren In
good standing always welcome.
. VICTOR M10KI.LI, W. P. P.
A J. WULF, W. P.
a. v. uiKiuMAN. secretary.
U. I. U. l.l.KS. HoRknrl Lotae Ko. Kti
Holtli regular communication! at
the Klka' Temple on each Thursday
ot every month. All members re
quested to attend retrularly. and all
vlalilna brothers are cordially In-
vlted to attend.
ROT BELLOWS, K. R
n 1. wtiipi-i.si Swt
KMiiiris oi' fvTiViAn Aipna Lode.
No. 47. meets every Wednesday even
In. In Douglaa Atistraet ttnll, corner
Jackaon A Washington Bis. V.ltl
ora always welcome.
WALTER OI)AKE, C. C.
' CI1AH .K Hol'KI-NS. M V.
SJ. M. WIMBKHLT, K. R. 8.
lul AU UHUbilt 1 1 If HOOSU ituaebur.
Lodge No. 1037 meets flrki sail
third Tuesday evenings of each
month at a o'clock In the Mooae hall.
All visiting bruihera are invited lo
attend.
C. W. CI)AKE. Dictator.
H. O. PAlUlDTKli. Kecrelary
A. K. A. 1, l.eorrl l.xlzr SJa. 1S
, Regular communications 2nd and 4tt
Wednesdays each month at Maaonlb
Temple. Itoaeburg, Ore. Vlaltora wel
come. '
W T. HARRIR. Becy.
JOHN E. UUNYAN. W.M.
KKHKH IIS ituicuursT ReoeKaa Lodge
No. 41, L O. O. K., Meets In 0)d Kel
lowa' Temple every week on Tuesday
evening-. Visiting members In good
standing are Invited to attend.
MYRTLE TREKIIKN, N. (1.
TIKI.I.H XTKI'MKNftoN. Bee.
ETHEL KAILKY. Kin. Secy
L O. O. r, lllin Cineimtil 14a. ..
Meets In Odd Kelluwa' Temple
every Wednesday evening. Vlsltlnc;
breturen alwaya welcome.
1KU. HADAHAtJCH. C. P.
V. T. JACK HON, II. P.
OLIVKH JOHNSON, II. 8.
JAMKS KWAltT. V. 8.
. H. A. O. T. M.-ltosetiurg Review.
No. II hold regular meetings on sec
ond Thursday at I p. m. and fourth
Thursday at a p. tn. Vlsltin? alstera
Invited to attend rev,ws. Maccubee
Hall, Pine and rasa aireets.
LOIMHK IjTH'K E, Com
JKHHIH RAPP. Col.
VEiriii or WOOIM HAFT l.ttsr
Circle No. 4S. meets on Si.d and 4th
Monday evenings. Visiting neighbors
Invited to attend.
rntrrm Htntvnrrt. o N.
TILLIB LJOJINKON.
O. K. Itiiee.urg I'ka.ter 14.. N
Ilolda their regular meeting on the
1st and Srd Thureilaya In each month
are respectfully Invited to attend
MYRTLE IIEYMKUS W.M
KHEK JOH'IHON. Heev.
C O. . P. I'kllrterlaa I.Mae No. S,
meets In Odd Fellows' Temple every
Friday evening at 7:0 o'clock. Vlall
In. brothren ere jtwava welcome.
A. REDHAIIN, N. O.
A. J. OKIUIKH, Rec. Reo.
J. B. BAILKY. Kin. Kac
Tooth
Troubles
by
ILR.MvR6ASeD.Se
The cause of all tooth troubles
Is the fermentation that takes
place In the mouth.
The microbes that secrete the
powerful solvents Hint eat
through your tooth structure
can not bo successfully coin
batted unless you seek the ad
vice of a dentist.
I 1st;
P.f N'l.I'HH MKTIIOIIM
llf il l..TK TI M II
KK'I'I.At'K TKKTII S.tMK MY
I (TICK I'Voltltlli: A. I to Kir.
Yon have the N'lietlt of my
fctperlenee, KIT idem y and lt
liability. DR. NER 15 AS
TMK
OENTIS r
PriONE 4 Room 9
mahosjio nm.iiM.
delicious MBBftn'fi
flavored SUPrar Jarlcof arnnnt
CePDermlnf f (aunrorl rhmnlnd Anm
your aDDettfennri rtio-o.
43122
Roseburg,
Myrtle Point,
Coquille and
Marshfield Stage
7-Pisstflger Cadiltec-8 Cm
Leave. Hotel Umpq.ua 7 a. m.
dally.
Far. to Myrtle Point, f .4I.
Far. to Coquille, f 7.00.
Far. to Marshfield, $8.00.
COAST AUTO LINES
Jersey Milk
I will deliver milk or .ream to
any part, of the city, evening or
morning, at the regular priest. ,
Fbon. I70-R.
W. F. Ramp
LET JONES
DO IT!
Auto tops and upholstering. Tour
ing cars altered to aleep in. Dent,
removed in bodies or fender, by
new process.
70S N. Jackson. Phone 838.
Rice'sGarage
Cylinder Re-Boring
a Specialty.
Only electric re-rwirln. machine
In the county. Kxpert machinist.
ft',18 NORTH MAIN.
Selections'
Each article in our
. stock representsdis
criminatinpr choice
in varied lines, and
the careful selection
of each article in
the line.
The store with the
selection.
Bryan's Gift Shop
Jewelry Silverware Poller
Bartlett
Pears
Drager Fruit Co.
ROSEBURO, OREGON.
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