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AEcia Hammenlj .
A Woman Who Wouldn't Remarry
By UaJa McCloo
Hub's Plau.
I will get It from his wife?"
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course ae win.
"7Vie Silk SrW
Dog and Pony
Circus Coming
All arrangements bavo been com
pleted for tlie appearance in nose
burs; on Thursday, July 28. for the
l.cw F. Ciilllnn Famous Doic and Pony
Circus. The show grounds will bo
at the corncrofStephpn.sandSykes
at the corner of Stephens and Sykes
sireits, and an afternoon and even
ing performance will bo glvenon that
day.
From nil proas reports the enter
tainment M Bald to be above the av
erage show of this kind. The man
agement boasts of having the biggest
lltilo show on earth, and say they
keeD that promise.
Oullin's famous troupe of military
drilled ponies are one of rhe muny
features of the animal program ana
numerous other circus acts are in
troduced to give variety to the en
tertainment. Then the usual clowns
will bo there to create tho laughter
and to please the youngsters, as well
.w the older folks.
NOTICE.
If you have any second hand fur
niture to sell, let Jarvis & Bellows
iiiuke you un offer. They will pay
the diaynge to have it taken away.
129 West Cass St. Phone 251.
a-,
Ooodyoar Tire Kervtse. Tord
Tar age.
Safe
Milk
For Infants
& Invalid
NO COOKINCJ
The "Pood - Drink" for All Ages.
Quick Lunch at Home, Office, and
Fountains. A.k for HORUCKS.
tvAvoid Imitations a Substitutes
Anyone wanting a fat hen for dln-
..- An TAO Mill
' utreet.
C. P. Yundt contractor for the cen
tral heating plant at the Soldiers
Home, left for Eugene and Portland
ta afternoon to attend to impor
tant business matters. Mr. Yuudt
will figure on the construction of an
armory at McMinnville. Itlds will
be opon Monday. Mr. Yundt says It
Is to be a duplicate of tho armory at
Kugene. Ho speaks very highly of
tho armorv In this rity.
Goods Called (brand Delivered
Phone 471.
Roseburg Cleaners
J. F. DILLARD, Proprietor
Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing, Alteration
30 North Jackson St
Ma Orders Solicited
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-THE BEST mt' )
t Do
rjl like
Are you sure that It will silence: doea she not. unreasonably and ad or
?o.aip. liab?" I asked when she In- Ingly? He could get her sympathy
listed that I shim Id have Roland even while be was breaking her
::.irly and hU wife to dinner with; heart in little pieces If he told her
mn at the same hotol where Mr.
Early anil 1 had lunched together.
Hi sides. I shall be very uncomforta
ble, what will we talk about?"
"Don't you worrk about that. Let
Dttane and me do the talking."
"Hali, you are not going to tell
Uuiiiia," 1 said in horror. ,
"Why, of course not, silly. Do
you Imagine that I nni going; to tell
Uuane everything that anyone tells
mo for the rest of my natural life?
The work that I have cut out for my
self In order to become a successful
wife," said Ilab oracularly, "Is to
keep from telling Duane the things
he should not know about my sex,
ind keep him informed of the things
that he should know."
"Ilab, are you not entering Into a
pretty arduous life? You are a con
stant surprise and amusement to
me.'
"Well, my dear Alix, you have
demonstrated that It Is easier for
you to attract a man than It is for
mo. Hut I believe that I know how
to keep them better than you. I
have thought a great deal abcut thai
with that sad expression of his that
it wa hurting biut unbearably to
use the hammer.
"Out this discussion Is not getting
us anywhere. You must go imme
diately and Invite them to dinner.
You have a splendid excuse n iw
that we are here. As I told you, do
not worry about the conversation.
I'll see to that and I'll guarantee as
well to keep Mr. Early on his tiptoes
with interest and expectation.
"Act as though nothing had hap
pened," waa Dab's last admonition
as I took down the receiver.
"I wish to speak to Mr. Early.
Tell him It is Mrs. Hnmmersly speak
ing," I said to the girl at the office
switchboard.
In a moment I recognized Miss
Belcher's voice. "Who wishes to
ineak to Mr. Early? This Is his sec
rotary speaking. Cnn I do anything
for you? Mr. Early is very busy
preparing for an out of town trip."
I was perfectly well aware that
Miss Belcher knew that it was I who
wished to apeak to Mr. Earlv hut
she took this way of annoying me
part of It. Most women seem to and also of telling me that Mr. Early
think that catching a man, and keep
ing him, mean the same thing; but
what I havo seen among my married
friends teaches me that It takes an
entirely different bag of tricks to
Veon a husband than it does to catch
him."
"Still. Hab, I do not think that 1
can sit In a hotel dining room wit!'.
Roland Early and his wife under the
olrotimiitnnecs."
"Yes you can of course yon can.
Ho to the phona now and call him
tip before he beats you to it."
'Heats me to it? What do you
mean?
'Yon are an unsuspecting child
Uven if you are a widow, Alix. How
vou writo the stories you do Is a
mystery to mo. Why, don't you
Itnow that the first thing that Enfly
will do after he has reduced his wife
o tears by telling her she was a fool
or worse to come to you, will be to
insist she can only rectify her mis
chief by Inviting you to dinner?"
"I don t quite agree with you Bab.
Mtliough It Is possible that Mr.
Early may ask me to dinner, yet. I
am sure that be will say nothing to
hr about her visit to me. To do so
he would hare to admit that we
were on much more Intimate terms
linn he would care to confess."
"You may be right, but I really
feel that Uarly man will have to tell
some one his troubles. That Is the
reason that he Is so popular with
women. A man of his temperament
must hare sympathy and he usually
es to the nearest woman to get It.
"Then you are thinking that he
was leaving town suddenly.
"It is Mrs. Hanimersly sneaking
Mtas Belcher. I would like very
much to speak to Mr. Early person
ally."
'I will tell him. Mrs. Hammersly,
hut perhaps you had better let him
-all you up. as he Is In conference
lust at present
I smiled because. I had learned
while In the magazine office. Just
what that word "conference was
nade to cover In the distribution of
he modern business man's time. I
have known Mr. Early to send out
word that he was In conference and
"onld not bo disturbed when he as
'bowing me the tricks of his new no
'ice dog and always when he serve.
ea which be did everv ' afternoon
In English fashion he told the hits
ness callers he was In conference
while his friends were Inrlted In
"I think If vou do not mind. Miss
Belcher, I will hold the wire." I said
Tweetly. I heard the bang of the
celver on the desk and said to my
self, "score one for Alicia."
Immediately Mr. Earlv's voice, .;i
which there was an agitated note.
ame to my ears.
Yes. Mrs. Hammersly!"
"I am very sorrv to Interrupt you.
Mr. Early, especially as Miss Belcher
tells me that you are leaving town
soon."
I"I want you to feel, Mrs. Ilari-
mersly, that you are never an Inter
ruption and I am very glad you call
ed me, as I was Just about to call
vou."
Tomorrow Wnner For Six.
ADVICE TO LOVELORN AND OTHERS
si cBY. MRS. gJ.imnmT -
A Daily Column of Questions and Answers Conducted by Woman
Who Knows. Addreaa jour Letters to Mrs. EUsburj
Care Roseburg News-Review,
iriiG
FOOLISH QUESTION!
Or COURSE YOU DO!
That exccllmit press work that
Knowledge of harmony these
me the things that impress you.
Incidentally, such work is one of
our aiTomiilishnicuts of which
we ore jwrlicuLrly proud.
.'HONE
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NEWS-REVIEW OFFICE
T - lr . tMloUurv. T. . v.nm I.
l'i-u. ..i.e. ......"...j J " n
lady I go with is very valu, and
., l.....o I n.nn.1.. If vf.la 1H
Ueep her fro mmakliifc me a good
nun. Due uaus imiiu uuu vuwuvr km
of the time, plucks her eyebrows and
various other things of that sort.
WIii'ti u-A pi. nn nll-.tftv iili'tilna shn
powdexs and paints several times,
and ono day when I went to her
1, ,in,ui li.n.v.w.nlMillv In luLa tin, f.if
ride. I had to wait over half an hour
while sire dressed. What do you
think about these things?
l'l'ZZI.KD VICTOK. Roseburg.
A. I think, li ter, that you show
n sin pricing lack . of knowledge of
women ntul their ways. Far from
hmI1Iii lier, these very thing you
object to vtotihl help In married life,
km they show idle tlint Is neat anil
rnrefiil nlth li-r npix-nranro - anil
Hinilil not get Nli-sliiil anil dowdy
liMiklng hi mind the house. inn
man who is not careful of her ap
IHfiiHiire Is n good wmmin to let
iilioie as it naturally follnus Hint she
ill nol lo can' ful of the limine or
tlie uy Hie nieols are cooked. Xo
uirl ttowiidiiyM docs not use some
paint or pmviler and to my mind
j they look much better (or It. Pluck
I ed eyebrows are the rage Just now
I uud certainly are not a sign of vanity
lu a glrL Let her (.luck tlieui for a
few months. They will not be In
style very long. When you go to a
girl's home uuexrcctedly yon will
have to be renrel for at least n
half hour's wait and M'rliap more.
leendiiig on whether she is dressed
to go out when you arrive. Half an
hour Is not a very long time for a
girl to drrm ami comb her hair, no
I think you would better forget
about these things, Victor, and lay
more strera on the real character of
. inn Kiri, wnicn M soincuiing niucii
' lllffnmn. !..... . I. .1 .1
..v iiNtu Mm yruui Mill jvum.'I
Dear Mrs. Ellsbury: Will you
please tell me a good homo remedy
In case of burns or scalds. I have
' been handicapped several times by
nnl 1. it' 1 1 1 n.,B . . .1 n Tl. . .. I. ......
MRS. CARRIE D., Roseburg.
A. Cover with cooking rxxln and
lay wet cloths over It. Whiles of
eggs and olive oil. Olive oil or lln
seod oil, pbiln or mixed with chalk
or whiting. Sweet or olive oil and
lime water.
FIGURING ON AGE OF EARTH
Geologists Generally Agres That Fljv
. urea Oivan in Genealogist of
Gsnetli Art Mythical.
Shakespeare In "As Ton Lrka It"
says "the poor world Is almost 6,000
years old," bat geologlAs began to
abandon that Idea two generations
aco. the Jewish Encyclopedia article,
"Chronoloiry." states that the flgtfres
given In the geneulogles of Genesis
of which there are three distinct ver
sions, tlie Hebrew, the Samaritan and
the Greek are mythical, and the
Catholic Encyclopedia, under the same
caption, points out that In the year
40u0 B, C great kingdoms were al
ready in existence.
The two greatest geologists that this
continent has produced James Dwlght
Dana and Sir John William Dawson,
of McGllI university. Montreal both
of them extremely devout men. after
sturtlng out with orthodox views on
the subject, made radical changes In
tlie latest editions of their works.
O'colnclsts are now practically
agreed that man dates from the lnte
Tertiary or Post-Glaclnl period, hav
ing been contemporaneous with ani
mals long since extinct, at a time when
the configuration of the earth was very
different from what It U at present
"Adam" Is the common Babylonian
word meaning "man," and the story of
Adam has come down from the Suuier
luns, or early Babylonians, through
Hebrew channels.
MADE THIEF BETRAY HIMSELF
American Indians 'Used Test That Was
Common In Justice Courts of
the Middle Ages.
Certnln tribes of Indians, according
to 1'rof. l'lllsbtiry, of the department
of psychology at the University of
Michigan, had a curous way of deter
mining the guilt or innocence of any
member of their tribe accused of theft.
-line niny observe directly, snyg
Prof. Plllsbtiry, "the dryness of the
mouth in the Instance of fear or grief.
Strong emolirial excitement checks
the now of saliva and causes this dry
ness, while an Increased How will be
noticed In the vnrious pleasurable
mental suites. Acting upon the as
sumption that the knowledgo of guilt
would engender a feeling of dread In
the mind of the person guilty of the
then, thus stopping the flow of
sullva, whereas Innocence would excite
no feeling of fear, the Indians gave
the siispected members a quantity of
dry rice to place in their mouth. The
rice was kept In the mouth for a few
minutes and then spewe'd out. The
suspect whose rice was still dry was
adjudged guilty of the theft without
further fiul, and punished accordingly."
Scotland Vindicated.
A golfer dropped Into a New Tork
store to buy a driver.
"This club Is oft" balance," he re
marked to the clerk, as he Jiggled a
nice looking brassle.
"That is a special-order club. Let
me have It, please," said the clerk
nervously, piquing the curiosity of the
shopper. . .
The mannger, an old friend of the
golfer happened along Just then.
"Bill," asked the customer, "what
the deuce is the matter with this club
Just heft the dur.vi thing. It's all 6ff
iiutuiice.
Hill looked wise, and he looked all
around carefully, then he reDlIed. in a
stnire whisper: "Pete, that Is the hest
club In the bag. If holds Just two
'Iriiiks of hcocli. Pee here, how the
handle Is hollowed out."
And Scotland was vindl-.-nted. New
York World.
CITY NEWS
PROFIiWIOAlj CARHS)
RAUAHAl H, Auctioneer, (ts blah I
M N. Pine 8U
14 ". micSL-ciit Flowers. Fboor
!. 401 w. Caaa.
Arundel, piano tuner. Phone 189-L
Moore Music Studio opens Sept. 1.
j Pennsylvania Tire Service. Ask
j us. Kurd Carage. I
Goodyear Tlw Servlta. Ford
j Oarage. j
j Pr. and Mrs. Chas. Hagnr spent
lat rvenlng in this city attending to
I buslticti matters. i
If you want your old clothes to
, look like new call Lloyd Cleaning
vt eras.
Mrs. Kt Mires Is agent for the '
Pplrella Corset. Address Myrtle
Creek. Oregoa.
Bon. t.n sires ef grsln were 1
binned at the Weeks plao. at Ruck
les. Saturday. The fire started from
the railroad ridht of war. where the
"ctlen men were burning grass
:.v. rnl tnrliln carrying men went
out from Myrtle Creek to help fight
the fire. i
Da, m. H. plti n r-niropractlc
Ksnralelaa. tit W. u M.
AUTO TOPS
Auto and Furniture
Upholstering
Phone 838.
C M. JONES
7H N. Jackson 8t Roseburg
Tersey Milk
t will deliver milk or sreara to
any part of the city, erasing or
morning, at the regular price.
Paone 179-R,
W. F. Ramp
The Dog in Scripture.
There are few bov 11 VeS Oi ItiHn lli-Aa
In which a dog has no place,' und no
other domestic nulmul has so many
contradictory cliunicterlziitions In
literature or in current speech. The
Jewish law delelnred thedeg "unclean,"
and the most offensive enlthet u Jew
could use was to declare a man
"a dead do;;." Aloses refused tho of
fering of the pi-Ice of a dog In the
tabernacle, an early instance of taint
ed money; while Christ In Revelations
excludes doss from heaven in the pi'S
saue: "Pur without are dogs, ni.d
sorevn-rs. . . . und murderers, and
liloluters, and whosoever loveth and
imiketh a lie." Wo recall but one
tolerant expression about the dog In
Scrlptun. "for a living dog Is better
lutin a dead lion."
Went Bravely to Death.
The nerviest prisoner who ever wen!
to the electric chair In Sing Sing was
Juiuea L. Udell, convicted of murder,
according to prison officials. Odell
spent his last hours gailng at the pic
ture of his baby, bom after be had
been sent to the death house, and
whom he had never seen. He mude no
complaint. "We all have to pass
through the experience called death"
lie told the keei-cr. "I have no fear.
I am merely sorry that my life has
to be wasted In such a manner." Ue
walked steadily to the chslr and was
clear-eyed and without a pallor. Id
a clear voice he said: "Good by gen
tlemen." He refused auy drugs to
bolster up his nerves and held out his
hand, saying: "I am as steady as
strip of steel"
Auto Owners!
This should be of interest to you. Look the
carefully.
We are closing out our stock of Maxotires as
On Hand
1
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
30x3
32x3 13
31x4
34x4
34x4V'i
35x4$
3Gx4a
35x5
37x5
Old List
$7.68
$8.61
9.75
10.8a
13.38
14.02
14.42
16.39
17.00
New List
$6.65
7.45
8.45
9.70
11.60
12.15
12.50
14.20
15.10
follow
Ourii
I4.S0
6.50
6.50
7.50
9.0C
10.00
10.50
12.00
13.00
CHURCHILL HARDWARE CO.
This is a retire saver and a great economy. Investi
gate. Call for literature.
RICBAlUCK
Are offering Municipal Bonds that
rIld from 6 to V per cent on Oregon,
Washington and Montana towns and
counties. We specialize In Liberty
nd Victory Bon da. Wa bandit
large and small orders alike,
o
Goodyear servire. Service Oarage.
-1
FOR HALE.
The beat grade of nursery mm 'f.
fore placing- your order. ,
n T. n r to .
o
Serrlcs. j
I
Pennsylvania Tire
tis Ford Oarage.
Empire Feed Barn Store
Come and See Me Once More
Whv nnv mnro whan vnn ran hnv frw Inon
Why take the poorest when you can get the best
I have just received a Carload of Fine Fresfc
feed at the very Latest Bargain Prices
Rolled Barley, Rolled Oats
Whole Oats, Whole Corn
Cracked Corn, Wheat and Ha
1916 Ford car In good shape ' I275.M
Good blcyale g jjjj
2 Burner oil stove .'l to
Hack and single buggy.
Automobile tires, cheapest and best tor the money.
See me quick. . .
j M Jiinn
MOTOR SHOP GARAGE
BLOW OUT BOOTS
WIRE WOVE
3 inch. 40
3J inch 50
4 inch 65
4 J inch 75
5 inch 90
SJinch $1.1Q
INNER LINERS
ALL SIZES
.30x31 $150
-31x31.... 2.25
31x4 2.50
32x4 2.75
33x4.; 3.00
34x4 8.50
WtSTINGHOUSE BATTERIES
PRICE DROPPED $250
The Oakland Sensible Six
At the new price of $1375.00 delivered, is the best value for
your money. Compare it with any .six cylinder automobile
selling $500.00 more and you will be convinced. '
High power, long mileage on tires and gas, makes tin
Oakland inexpensive to operate. Let as demonstrate to you.
J. F. BARKER & CO.,
Mitchell & Oakland Automobiles, Implements
Say, Mr. Auto Owner:
We want you to know we kave opened general automobile rtptf
shop. We oan repair end make new pert for any kind of
from Ford te the bigg-eat and beet ear made. Also design vA
make bus bodies.
Garretson D Northcraft
Old Empire Ounce. Oak Jk R
She Wants to Know.
"Husband," said the professor's wife
up!cluusly.
"Ves, ay dearT
-Who Is this Vklt Ky you ar
elaye talking about r LoulsvUk
Ceuricr -Journal
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