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YOUNO HIRAM Jinks.
HAD TRIED for weeka,
TO TALK to Mart,
,y WIRELE68.
HE'D POUNDED his key.
CALLING "MAPS. Hello, Mara."
UNTIL HIS tith' biceps.
WAS THE villain pride.
HE HARDLY iired to sleep.
LEST HE miss the call,
i
AND 8AYI One evening.
HE COT an answering buzi.
.
YEP, THIS Ik Mars."
.
AND HIRAM shook all over.
AND STUTTERED back In Morse.
HAVE YOU any word.
.
FOR US on Earth?"
QUICK CAME the answer.
YOU CAN tell the world.
THEY SATISFY!" Then silence I
HIRAM RAN to the cornes store.
AND SHOUTED In triumph.
"A MESSAGE from Mars!
YOU CAN tell the world.
THEY SATI8FY."
BUT THE village elders.
MERELY 8N0RTED "Shucks. 1
KNOWN THAT for years."
WHILE OUT In the army camp.
THE RADIO man.
WHO'D BEEN kidding Hiram.
THREW AWAY his butt.
0
AND LAUGHED hinuelf to sleep. 7
B-TTZZZ. Listen to this one!
Chesterfields "satisfy," and yet
they're mild. With body enough to
"satisfy" even a cigar smoker.
Chesterfields are mild enough to
suit even the most finicky cigarette
smoker. That's some combination!
and this unique blend can't be
copied.
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CIGARS
TTES
HER
DAUGHTER
AND
HIS SON.
BY IDAH McCLONE CIBSON
Opening a Uank Account.
"VLB lttl.mil. K ALBANY M' li
lt feLlUKS" . .
p Still has prr.ne trees on Myspbolon
)lum roots. I may still take your
trdtr in 100 lota for Italian grimes
tn above named roots (longest lived
runt root in existence. F. E. Jor
dan, Special Anent, 860 Seventh St.,
h . Grants Pass. Oregon.
YOU 1IAI BETTEIt HUBBY.
If you nave not already done so
you better hurj up and place you:
order for New Ifear and Christmas
announcements with Bates, the
urlnter. at the News-Kpvlew office.
nV swell line 06 engravvd personal
cards to make a selection from, Du
Kve must have your order early in
order to make deliveries.
I Ad early appointment means time (
breareful work. Clark's Studio.
Aimnriwt. rnann rnnee. Pnnnrt I W9I..
"THE SHASTA"
The Standard Sleeping Car Train.
(No Excess Fare)
will be inaugurated between
PORTLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO
Effective Sunday, November 14th
Leave Portland 4:00 P. M San Francisco 10:00 F. M. second evening.
COMPLETE THROUGH SHASTA ROUTE SERVICE
Southliound
Lv. Hoseburg.
Ar. Sacramento
Ar. San Kraneisco.
No. 53 No. 15
.. M:30a. m. 4:30 p.m.
8:45 A. M. 2:!5 P. M.
.. 9:50 A.M. fi:50p. M.
No. 11 No. 1.1
11:05 P. M. 3:10 A M.
3:25 A. M.
10:00 P.M. 7:30 A. M.
No. 1
8:20 P. M.
12:30 A. M.
1:15 P. M.
No. 54
10:20 P. M.
10:40 p. M.
Northbound No. 14 No. 12
Lv. San Francisco 10:20 a. m. 4 00 P M
bacrarnento 2:25 P. M 6 30 P. M.
Ar. Koaermris l.inn w '-in
Through Standard Sleeping Car Portland to Los Angeles
are- Portland, Tr. 15, 8:40 A. M. Arrives Los Angeles 8:15 A. M.
Second Morning.
CALIFORNIA
Warm Sunshine and Flowers
Make the days delightful in winter-time,
Eojoj tl. Fragrance of Polnsettas, Violets, Poppies and Oeraniliuis, or
the Joys of Outdoor Sports and Pastimes.
Travel With Pleasure Via The Shasta Route
Reduced Round Trip Tickets
Are Now on Sale to
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
FREE on I'.equeat, ''California for the Touris'," a new illustrated
bvkiet graphically describing the different Resorts.
For further particulars inquire of Local Agents
SOUTHERN PACIFIC LINES
JOHN M . SCOTT
Gkneral Passenoek Agent
Jerry, you have a unique way
of paying compliments." I nattl as
Jerry assured me tbat 1 would have
a hard time' keeping the boys away
from me.
"Well, haven't you found It bo?"
And then aa to change the KUlject.
he said:
"Hefore you go I'll write you out
a check and we can stop at the bank
on our way to luncheon und you cau
open your acount,"
1 looked at the check which he
held out to me in dismay. Woman
like, I had expected that the money
he would put In my hands would
be the same old bills that I had lost.
I could not make thU check seem
mine at all, especially a It was for
a few more dollars than the original
thousand.
I thrust It back. "Jerry, Jhls mon
ey ia not mine at all. 1 only lost a
thousand dollars and if you picked
It up this much money doesut be
long to me, any part of it.
"Why, you foolish child, don't you
understand that the rest of the mon
ey la the Interest your money has
earned as it lay In the bank?"
. "But 1 don't want that Jerry," 1
said somewhat mollified.
"Why. of course you do. That'
"business." he answered. "You didn't
have your money to use and you
shild have the Interest it earned.
iHm't be silly." And Jerry took out
his handkerchief and mopped his
brow aa If he too were worry in?
about something- Then aa If he hail'
determined to make a clean breast
of it he said:
"Of course, I might have brought
you the cash, but you see, Ann, 1
wauifd to give you a check so that
when it Is returned to me with the
statement of my account at the end
of the month, I can always keep It
in remembrance of how luck favored
me in allowing me to give you th
money you had lost. 1 mean," he ad
ded hastily, aa he saw my questioned
look, "that luck permitted me to And
and return to you the money you
had lost.
We went directly to the bank.
and Jerry helpeii me to open my ac
count. Introduced me to the cashier,
and asked if his father were in. W
.found that Mr. Hathaway, senior,
hud just gone out to luncheon.
Aa we stood near the window as
t'.te teller was giving me a ver
dainty little check book, in which
he had entered the amount that 1
tad 1"t placed in the hank, I felt a
little,, chill, and looked up to find
(Jrafe Cameron's eyes upon me.
'Hello- Asm, ' she said as non
chalantly .us chough we had parted
only yesterday .the best of frienda.
ilefore I tnougnt 1 answered: I
am just opening tJi account.
For the flfcker of an eyelid it
seemed to me that ;race lumeron
had a look of triumph .on her face.
did not understand ihe reason.
then, but alas, 1 was (o know later.
Well, she said. I hone you will
not jind aa I do that your account
overdrawn just when yoti need
money most.'
Then turning to Jerry, she tiid
with a smile that waa a mixture tf
honey and gall: "I am afraid that I
have not opened my account in the
right way. I should have brought
you along with me Jerry."
I am a little piqued, Jerry," sne
added smiling, "because you never
offered to help me open an account."
"Vou are well known In the city.
Grace, and Ann needed someone to
identify her."
"Oh, a friend in need," she mnr-
tmxtred.
'1 nope so. " saiu jerry grave. y.
"119 me or to Ann," Grace pur-
"To -you both, was his unsmiling
answer.
"Cat ! Spiteful little tiger cat!"
said J err a w left the bank. "It
ia astonlslring that a girl aa beauti
ful as Pbe i aaould be pointedly rude
in her treatiutwt of an old friend
like you.'
"You don't Jtnow her mother,' I
anwered wearily. "Grace Cameron Is
the true daughter vl her mother and
the product of her mothers teach
ings.' Tmwwivw Luncheon with Jerry
Jdtthuuay.
I i
i twins hom yon sioo
! PARIS. France. Sox. Irt The
; French police are investigating the
(action of n norr vorkiiiK Has couple
I who are said to have gold their new
ly born twin boys to an unknown
I woman for fUtO. It is said the wo
man wanted the children so as to ret
! a bigcer maintenance from her hus
band who is suing her for divorce.
VASSAK UUUA w i riti:ssi.H
JUST UNLOADED
A Carload of American Steel Wire
fence
pniT.HKEPSIK. N. Y. Nov. 10
Pn.-ihle to aet help enough to wail
,in the talili a. the student at Yassur
t an niaida anil niemners 01 im
"c'asF.ii have offered to wall on thi
li'ilea for one or mori- niealH a day
n. iiirl will nrahahly have l con
.i.,.,.. their volunteer work all win
ter at mere is ai
in siKht.
Mr ,0, onie money on fence) white tufa loajlasM.
J- F. BARKER &
Cement,
hAgenU for Oliver Plows and Iaip(bncnU.
m i ,1.: m
m mix. s mm
AlTBMtlWLKS
afe
Milk
For Infants
St InraJid
NO COOKING
Th "Food - Drink" for All Age.
Quick Lwoch at Home, Office, and
Fountain. A far HOKIJCKS.
BEING FAT IS REAL TRAGEDY
To Modsrn Woman It la a Worry That
Frtqusntly Loads to Ruintd
Hotlth and Insanity.
A fat man Is nruallj t Jolly sort of
n Individual who aerepta the world
as the name sort of a Joke as the
world considers him. Girth, says the
New York Sun. may worry a man oc
casionally because It Is an annoyance,
but with the modem woman It verges
upon tragedy. As physician If they
would talk freely can tell you. It Is
a worry to them that frequently leads
to ruined health, insanity or the
grave.
It Is possible for a mnn to crow
fat Gracefully. At least he can sub
due his habits, stop running for
trains, give up bis golf and spend
most of his time In ponderous posea.
Ills tailor can easily arrange his
clothing Into well-known and accept
ed lines.
The case of the woman Is different.
Fashion hinds her as wlih a chain.
There are no stylish frocks for stout
women. The fashion of today calls
for allm fljrures and trim ankles.
Waists and hips are taboo. There are
no sleeves capable of concealing over
fleshed arms. Mnn con adapt his
clothes to his figure, but woman must
adapt he- figure to the clothes, or else
shamelessly admit that she cannot
wear what Is fashionable.
It was not always so. In another
generation the stout woman had a well
defined place the "dowager type." It
was sometimes called. The woman
who made the best biscuits und
cooked the most aa.ory chicken wa
always a rotund sort of person who
never minded It when people came
unexpectedly around dinner time. She
was Ihe one children flocked lo for
sympathy and the one who seemed
to make the world brighter wherever
she went.
FORKS FIRST USED IN 1574
Occasion Was Dinner Given by Henry
III of France Account Given by
Royal Guest.
It Is hard to believe the sensation
produced when forks first came Into
use. It was In ir74. at a dinner Riven
by Henry HI of France. Here Is
nn account by a royal lady guest, the
Ladles' Home Journal recnlls: "The
quests never touched the meat with
their fingers, but with forks, which
they carried to their mouths, bending
iheir necks and bodies over their
plates.
"There were several salads. These
they ate with forks, for It la not con
sidered proper to touch the food with
the fingers. However (Mtlloiilt it may
be to manage it, it Is thought better
to put the Utile Instrument In the
mouth than the fingers.
"Then artichokes, asparagus, peas
and benns were brought. It wos a
pleasure lo watch tliein try to eat
these with their forks, for some, who
were less adroit than the others,
dropped as many on their plates and
on the way to the mouth as they were
able to get to their mouths.
"Afterward a great sliver basin and
a pitcher of water were brought and
the guests washed their hnnds, though
!t seems as if there vould not be much
scent of ment and grease on them, for
they had touched their food only with
those forked Instruments."
Too Much Candor.
My traveling companion hud been
earning nn old black bag which bare
ly held together. I had told her that
she would have to carry a different
piece of baggage if she were going to
travel with me, but It made no Impres
sion. One early morning we snt down In a
small waiting room In a branch line
station In central Oregon. Neat lo
me wns an old black hag with which
I began to fumble. Finally I put my
finger through a rip In the side and
began to pull out some wearing ap
parel and at the same time turned to
my friend and said: "Pntillne. you
certainly ought to be ashamed of
yourself to carry such a ramshackle
contraption as this bag Is."
"I beg your pardon," said a wom
an seated on the other side of me,
"but that Is my bog."
Braill'. Big Snake Nursery.
There are snld to be more snakes
in Hrnill than In any other country of
the western hemls'.hcre, an ex'-hange
remarks. At liatuntiin. near Sno
pnnlo. there is a great snuke garden
where scientists are studying the mys
teries of snrkc biology. The original
ser.son for the establishment of the
garden, which Is a huge nursery for
snakes, was to obtain serum enough
for those bllten by snakes throughout
llnizll. The garden Is CIO acres In ex
tent and dlvld.-d Into three depart
ments, two of which are devoted to
cobras, crotaltds and bothrops. Ihe
most poisonous snakes known; white
the third department Is given lo the
oonKils4inous snakes.
She Kneve Her Proper Plates.
Mistress Mercy. Hilda! Vou must
n't clean the plutes with your hand
kerchief I
Hilda Mi. Hint's all right, ma'am;
It's only a dirty one. Karlgatunn
(Chrlstlnnlu).
Funeral Arrangementa.
Teacher What Is the presidential
rucessloo law, John?
Jobn the presidential succession
law provides Hint If both presideut
and vice president die the cabinet
inemliers will follow la euccesalou.
Boy1 Life.
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1 1 AT kind of a job is your boy going to have?
V .... 1
it ougnt to uc a lug one.
But it is largely up to you rigbt now, whether there
wi'l be a big job in Oregon for your boy when he
grows up.
You and your neighbors, in the everyday act of buy
ing the things you eat and wear, are influencing the
future job of your boy.
See that an Oregon Urand the mark of quality ts
on every article you buy, and you will help build
the industries in which your son some day will be a
factor.
BUY ORKGON PRODUCTS
A ssociated Industries of Oregon
n
You Can Iluy Cheaper
Tailored lo Measure
Clothes Than Oura
Ilut
You Cannot Buy Better.
Our Tricea Are Bused
On Quality
In Doth
Material and Workmanship.
Addsd To This Is A
Reasonable Profit.
All We Ask You To Pay
For The Beat Tailoring
la A Fair Price.
Tou Cannot Afford
To Pay Less
And
You Should Not
Pay More.
Try Our Way
Our Auto Will Call.
Phone 877.
NOTM b: FOK lims TO IMIMtOYK
SOITI1 STttl'llUKM ttTKt.sKT.
ScuU'd proposals will be received
by the undorslnned at htn of He in
the city hall In the city of Hutteburg,
Oregon, up to 6 o'clock p. m. Novem
ber 15, 1020, for the Improvement
of South Stephens street, extended,
in the manner provided by the pluns
and specifications of the Oily Engi
neer now on file tn the office of the
City Recorder.
A bond of 100 per cent of the con
tract. fnt Inflict ory to the city, will he
required from the contractor. The
time stated in the propoHal for com-
! pleting the work will be considered
by the council in awarding the con-
i tract.
j The council reserves the right to
' reject any und all bids.
Ily order uf the Common Council.
! It. L. WHIPPLE,
City Hecbrder.
If you want to sue the much adver
tised Ko-San Sanitary closet, send
poBtal to II. O. Wilson, liox 1295,
ItoKvhtirfc.
WE SELL
Edison
MAZDA LAMPS
Douglas County Light5, and .Water Co.
Sheet MetalWork
OF ALL KINDS
J. H. SINNIGER
110 OAK STREET PHONG 42fl
Chevolet Cars $25.00 and $38.00
Bulck Cars... $30. 00 and $45.00
For Other Cars
Pi lees on Application.
MOTOR SHOP GARAGE
Agency llulrk and CTierrolet
41 N. Jackson St. Koeetmrg.
OR. H. B. muu
!
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j Practicing y
Dentist
Graduale Pennsylvania i
f Collage Dental Surgery f
20 years extensive ex- 4
perience. Efficient, Ke- t
4 inhlo TJpsisnnaiilp. Pjtin- A
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5 less Extraction. Call for J
; t free consultation. 4
4 Rooms 8-9, Masonic Bldg. 4
-NUSINK-
Is a new enamel designed especially to give a lasting enamel Ontsh
te your DHAIN HOARD. It ! nhlie, hard and tough, will slaud
washing, and provides a Manilary pleaKlng auiTuc-e.
It is also adapted to inuny other uses, such as
Al'TU wiiiaxg
HATH Tl likt
BATH I'UMHtg,
ETC.
TAHI.kt
TOIL IT MEAT
FI'IIMTI'KK, HIV.
iiEDS
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III I Itll.EHATOUa).
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$1.00 per can Is the price. .Satiifuctory (Mulls many dollars.
Churchill Hardware Company
Roseburg, Oregon.
s
WOMEN
VOTE FOR THE
Thor Washing Machines
THE BEST MADE.
ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR
UHLIG'S ELECTRIC STORE
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