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About Roseburg review. (Roseburg, Or.) 190?-1920 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 18, 1911)
EVENING ROSEBCRG REVIEW A MAIL OltDKIl DEAI Dowu inOkluhoma the other day a man wnt i tit u a store to buy a saw. lie saw the kind he wanted and asked tho price. It wu $1.(1,., the dealer said. "liood gracious." said the man. "I can get the b; me thing from Soars. Kochuck & Co. for $l.:tri." "That'B less than It cost mo," said tho dealer, ' hut I'll sell It to yon on lite same term a the malt order house just the s:imo." "All right." said tho customer, "you can Bend it along and charge It to my account." "Not on your life," the dealer re plied. "No charge accounts. You can't do business with the mall order house that way. Fork over the cash." Tha customer compiled i "Now 2 csuti fur posugj and $' cent for a money order." I - hai " "Certainly, you have to tend ft let ter and a money order to a mall crd'T hou?e. you know." The customer, inwardly raving kept to his agreement and paid the nickel. "Now 2 cents expresaage." "Well. I'll be ," be said, but paid It, saying, "Now baud me my and I'll take It home myself and get rid of this foolery." I "Hand it to you? Where do you , think you are? You're In Oklahoma and I'm in Chicago, and you'll have : to wait two weeks for that saw." i Whereupon the dealer hung the saw on a peg and put the money in ' liis cash drawer. I "That make's $1.67," he said. "It lias cost you 2 cents more and taken you two weeks longer to get it than If you had paid my price in the first place." Square Itealer. MVRTMC CltlXK XKU'fi. (The MalH. 8. 0. Coulter, of Huckles. left fo Chlco, Cal.. hot spring. Tuesday, to take treatment for rheumatism. 1 "urn, to Mi. and Mrs. TUos. K. Strode. December 7. 1111. a sewn- ' pound son. I W. II. Taylor and A. I-. l.ady. of ! Nugget, are going into the saw mill business a a private venture soon. They have the Kramer sawmill and are installing It at the old Potts mill Uhe. I. 8. Weaver went to Anlauf. Ore Igon. last Friday and brought home 'his daughter, Cassie, who was very 1 111, and Is now nt home still confined I to her bed. .Miss Weaver wa.i teach ing a term of school, at Anlauf when I she contracted her present Illness. I Mrs. Minnie Clausnitzer died bore jl)ecemher 12. 1911. of tuberculosis. I aged 23 years. Besides her husband, i K. It. Clausnltzer. the deceased leaves two small children. Clare, aged 4. and Robert, aged 2. Her sisters. Mrs. A. 11. Oden. Mrs. J. .1. Anlauf and Mist. Kanzev Zacharv live here. A MTfcrc W. TRK IT AT TUB I'ALAO: T!lKAli: 'I'oMiUIT. ItiKioiTi's Italian Oivlustra will give a half hour a en inert tonight in ad dition to the regular pUuire pro gram at the l'alace Theater. Thu orchestra delightml the music loving public of our city two years ago. All who reniemhtT their work at that time cotiiiin nd the eom-Mt In t'.ie m st flattering terms. This is a rare treat, and should not be missed. Ad mission. 2c for adults and l"c for children under 14 years. A Terrible Itluudcr to neglect lixcr trouble. Never do It. Take Dr. King's New Life Tills on the first sign of constipation, bilious ness or Inactive bowels and proven I virulent Indigestion, jaundice or grill stones. They regulate lifer, stomach and bowels und build up your health. Only .".c at all druggists. IUKD. At his home In Florence, Decern- Best Bargains offered in Roseburg for some time BigClearanceSale Commencing Saturday, Dec. 9 ContinuingtillSaturday,Dec.23
