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About The evening news. (Roseburg, Douglas County, Or.) 1909-1920 | View Entire Issue (April 6, 1916)
THE EVENING NEWS MILTON J. SHOEMAKER ,' . CAUL D.-SHOEMAKER SAM J. SHOEMAKER Editors and: PubUher. ISSUED DAILY' EXCEPT SUNDAY Subscription Rated Dally Par year, by mall. . ......... .$3.0 Per month, delivered .50 HemMVeekly. Par year V ...2.00 Blx roonB 100 ' entered as ',econd-class mattoi November 5. 1905 at Roseburg, Ore. under act of March 3. 1879. Thursday; apiul , iio. THE EXPERT RETORT. MohI of us are familiar with the atory of the old book-keeper In one of the financial 'Institutions in Hoi land, or nelgliim, It matters not Just where, who through long years had carried along the footing, "once one Is two". Of course the inevitable ' discovery of a shortage was found, and the old man was thrown in prison until it was found that the shortage did ''not exist in rcnjily, but was only an apparent one re sulting from thd constant reiteration of the error of saying "once one is two". While absolutely honest, ho liad fallen Into a rut from which he could not extricate himself, and it finally brought -him to unnecessary disgrace. It Is ilosslble that there are ruts In the transaction of cer tain duties in Rome of the county of ' flcos, which through long usago bavo become custom, at lonfit this would appear to bo the cuse as shown by the report of the accounting committee which has been chocking ovor the books at the court house, tuid while thore Is not the slightest suspicion cunt upon the Integrity of the officials whose records arc criti cized, the Inference Is made plain that tho proper system lmn' been lacking and there wus evidence that long usage had created a rut. There is Utile quoRtlon but Bonie .method and system will be limlalM whero by the book's can bo moro 'caBily audited and checked, and the prop er balances readily found. ALL AllOAliD I OK COOS HAY It is quite a trip for us bore in Roseburg lo. Kl to Eugene In order to get to our neighbors over on the coast, and our own citizens In (iard Iner and Kacdsportjind make the trip oiitlroly by rail, but wo ran Burely re joice with tlieiu at the final con summation of their hnpea In having connection by rail with tho outside world. They hnvo walled long, and driven hard, snd their very persist ence la what should give us en couragement hero, it la a short cut from this .city ovor to a deep water channel, and mine day tho people tiver thoro will , assist Roseburg In the celebration of tho conuoctltig of the two points by a Bteel bond of mutual holpfulneas. Again t"e menace of a break with Garmany casts Its baleful shadow over this turn), If reports omenatlng from tho national capital are not misleading. It may bo possible dip lomatic relations will suddenly cooho and our ambassador called home on Indefinite leave. There Is something uncanny nbnut the con stant revival of this ominous threat, and the suspicion Is almost raised that tho administration uses It when ever any particular legislation needs tiolatcrlng up. VA1A. Hilt SCHOOL WARRANTS. Notice Is hereby given that U srhool warrants of District No. 4. Douglas County. Oregon, to and In cluding No. 7S2, endorsed Nov. 6, 181G, not paid for want of funds, and prior thereto, are this day cniled for payment by the undersigned and all interest thereon will cease from the dato of tills notice. Dated this fith day of April, lUlfi. ROSCOK N. GREEN, Clork of School Hoard District No. 4. f 443-alI miLIIIiALV REMEDY ypur remedy ror chilblains, feet and bunions. Mnrstors Drug: Co. ) 166-tf )H ' "'':' Major U. G. Alexander, U. 8. A., commandant of cadets, at O, A. C, visited Roseburg to- day, arriving from the south at 2:10. He addressed the students of the high school at 3:30, and will speak to the mil- Itla at 8:80 ibis evening. The meting at tho armory Is free and open to everybody. T 48 ARE LOST t LONDON, April 6.-r-Forty eight persons perished when the Elder liner Zeut wus torpedoed without warning. A few of the survivors wore lauded. Tho captain and ten sailors reach ed Qtioenstown today and all agreed that the steamer wus attacked with out the least warning of any kind. The Zent liBtcd and began to sing immediately after the torpedo exploded and In the excitement which followed every in'euoat was , . v. ,.!ch was al".uiii'-e to be arnched. The submarine made no attempt to rescue the victims and a. pass lug steamer picked up a few of the stirvivorB. WANT GOVERNMENT TO STOP SOARING GAS'1 PRICES II. Steeneraon (top) and W. S. 11 u ward. Representative William S. Howard of Georgia has introduced a resolu tion in the lower house directing the president to place an embargo on the exportation of gasoline. Repre sentative H, Steenerson of Minne sota has introduced a measure di recting the federul trade commission to fix prices ou gasoline and allied Kveryduy Wisdom By DON IIBHOl.l) OCc'. SMVT TMt HUt W sxrosruR is getting GKKU'Klt AND GREATER rnetimiln among chorus girls li In creasing every year. A Rind way to shorten the stay of the unwelcome visitor Is to put cinders in tho bed In the guest-room. When serving rnhhlt for dinner, bo sure to supply each guest with a side dish for bullets. When you Rive up your sent to a lady in a street car tip your but as If you had dune something. Act right in company, so you win know Itow to act at home. ll'i-etcvtcd by Admit NVw.rui.v,- ik.rvlvJ Y 2B0W$ OHM'S Double Too can remove ten years from your age by removing a double cblnl Notice the profile of the girl in the picture her face is young enough. VKJ '7.w. v;, .', A pretty profile spoiled by a double chin and a young woman made to look years older her features good, her hair tretty; but her chin spoils her looks. Sho also la too plump or. rather, bhe wus i too plump, until she went hi for a systematic course of reduction. She did not diet merrly 'lliiiliialeu I a few fatty foods from :ir t;.i.;.- Health Talks BY WILLIAM BRADY, M.D. The Astif.n Halit Hkrf: ia Instructive letter from a high school girl: "I have been a sulTerer for some time from headache which our family doctor savs Is due to over study. He udvlscB me to leave school. But as I expect to gradu ate In June I cannot give it up. Home time ngo I was told to try aspirin, which I did, and it soon ro llevcd me. I have taken a gre;it ninny of the live-grain aspirin cap sules, sometimes ns mnny as seven or olght a day. when my head achud soverely. Xow I do not have headaches so much, but still want the aRplrln and cannot be still in the house unless I take some. I frequently feol as though I would faint, and things turn black about' me. 1 never hnd this before tak ing the aspirin. Please advise. me If aspirin is a habit-forming drug and if it .veakens my heart, thus causing thCHe strange spells." Evidently this young woman's ed ucation Is faulty. Somehow sho has learned to place "graduation" above the mo:t precious accom plishment a woman con have good health. Evidently her instructors are giving her a wrong start In llfo, when they allow her and her clnssmntcs to feel that "gradua tion" is so Important as this. Of course, a high school girl is just a high school girl. Often one sided, from carrying too many books under one arm and too many data in her left third frontal con volution. Dut assuming this young woman Is not merely voicing the vagaries of top-hoavy girlhood, is sho In danger? Aspirin is one of the coaltar derivatives. Most all medicines mndo from coaltar including all Ill I'l l UK WITH f.KUM.lNY AOW SEEMS 1XKVITA111.E WASHINGTON, April 6. At taches of the American embassy In London who examined the brono fragments found among tho wreck age of the Sussex, reported today that the splinters were pieces of a Herman torpedo. Tills report tend ed to confirm the fears that a Sev erance of diplomatic relations with (Tnany was unavoldul'le, and thr posslbllll" an International rup ture Increased. Secretary .. refused to divulge the text of the re port. FOR SALE 16 Inch oak or tlr wood. Call phono S62 for prices. 439-tf LOST Near Oakland, crank for Peerless into. Finder pleaso leave at Motor Shop garage for owner, j 428-aSp; LOST Somewhora In Roseburg on Monday, a ladles white silk waist. Finder please leave at News of fice. 404-a3 LOST Girl's glasses In Maccabee hall. Saturday night. Finder please notify Mrs. II. W. Davis, 1SSI Second Ave. South, or leave at News offlco. Reward. 403-a3p Chins things like potatoes, cornstarch en A candy, and rich desserts. She went in for walking Instead of riding to every point, and she tried these ex ercises for her chin: After her hot bath, or after she had washed her face with hot water, and while the skin waa still moist from the beat and the washing, she pinched her chin' all over this helped to break up and separate the fat particles, which were absorbed and carried away by the blood. She massaged her chin and neck vigorous ly, only taking care to avoid bruising -the skin. Then, she laid flat on the floor, with a Bmall carpet-covered hassock price 23 cents under her neck and shoulders, so her head waa stretched back to touch the floor. This, you see, drew tight the flabby skin and. muscles that had grown under the chin. Then she rolled her head from Bide to side, stretching as much as Bhe could sixteen to twenty times. That was all. Sometime, soon, I shall publish another picture of this same girl, taken after she had re duced her chin to the proportions it ought to be. Any other woman can do the same If she has a tendency to grow more than one chin. Questions and Answers Would you kirtiJljf tell me tomethtnf that I could do lo reduce my bunts T A. B. Reply T tiall ba pleiiswi to send yoo full directions for reducing the size of the bunt, but It would take too much mmce here, co notid me a ntnmped, ad dressed envelope, and I will mnll It to you. TUu troatment take about two months. Will you please tend me a recipe for a . rtourl ton ic ur m v eyebrow and lathe t l uino want to darken thcm.H. B. Itrply If you send me a stamped, ad 1rssitl envelope, I will mail you the i. .nie; aWo a harmless stain for coloring lit. -in. T!io white spots on the oslls are ' . in l -ir-d rin-nlsilon iround the !"... y t.-.n hlrachrd off. depressing to the heart. Further, they break down the red blood cor puscles and ultimately ruin tho nervous system. We see quite a number of victims of the coaltar drug habits eventually becomo nervous wrecks and sometimes they reach the Insane hospitals. The young woman "was told" to "try" the drug. Who told her? What a terrible responsibility! Why do human beings so love to experi ment upon each other? Her symptoms are characteristic she frequently foeis as though she would folnt, and things turn dark around Iter. Acetanllido, phenacetln, nntl pyrln, acetphenctidin, pheny!aceta nilde any of these in headache cures, "cold" or "grippe" cures is a dangerous drug. Aspirin Is per haps less depressing than tho others, but It is depressing. Our high schools, we have always believed, mnko us a llttlo top heavy. We waste at least a year (here. Tho Bight of a round shouldered, precocious, be-spec-tacled young woman staggering along home with .an armful of al gebras, tiolngles, bugologles, et cetern, always makes us sigh for the future of tho race. QUESTIONS AXD AXSWEK9 Diet For Four Year Old Child rcnofl Ki(.i7iT(r( a diet Muitable for a rhitrf o( four, Ansiw Rrcnktoitt: fitnit of mtllt. Smnll dish well-cookci! oatmc.it itb cream -and plenty of KURar. United spplei Small piece buttered ton-u. Ten o'clock: Two crackers and gtans of water. One o'CToclr. Cup of cambric tea, Bread and butter. Creamed Litem. Some aluwed fruit Stick o' candy. Four o'clock: Pretzel. firrt'ti o'C'titclr: Glass milk. PrulL Dolled egg- Bread. FOR RENT A 5 -room dwelling ho(i8e, with out-houses and gar den at Frtiltvale, mile north of the city limits. Addross, P. O. Ilox 45, Edcnbqwer, Or. 43Ga,10p WANTED TO RENT Farm of about 200 acres, suitable for mix ed farming. Address with full p.ntici..u", Robert TJomsland, Edenbower, Ore. 444-al2p FOR SALE 4-room house, plaster ed, electric lights, sewer end 2 lots, east front paved street on S. Jackson, 1 block S. of Rose school. Trice $1100.00. E. "H. Hillings, phone lfil-J. 440J5 CLEANING PRESSINC REPAIRING You have been passing our estab lishment dally and no doubt noticed that wo do expert work. You have concluded to bring In that suit which really needs our attention, but have neglected to do so. LET IS SAVE YOT THE TltOllILK Phone us right now. We call for and deliver. No extra charge. IMPERIAL CLEANERS HI'J V. JiKkwn St. Phone 277 Mist This mist fairies ivho live in the clouds In tho sky had always heard about the wonders of the earth. ..k -!,. is full of flowers and beauty," the sun. bad told them many ft time. "Birds and happy creatures live In the earth," was the story the winds were forever telling. . - . "Rivers and forests and meadows and hills those are what the earth is made of," the big, plled-up clouds bad always said. " . ' But not a one of all these wonders had the little fairies ever seen for themselves. For, ar you can easily guess, they were far too Uttle to seo much of the earth when they lived ao far, far away high, high up In the tig, big sky! Many a time had the fairies beged their mother cloud to take them down to the earth, but always she had replied, "Not yet! Not yet!" So they had had to be content with hear-, lng about, Instead of seeing, these wonders of earth. So you can quite imagine how happy these Bame fairies were when their mother cloud announced one morning that she was going to take them down to earth that very night. "When the sun has gone to bed,' she whispered softly, "you must hold ' tight. And I will drop lower and lower and lower till we are almost to the earth. Then, when the morn ing breaks, you may look and seo , all that you have heard of." So, when the sun had set, all tho little. .mist fairies clung tight and the mother cloud slipped lower and lower and lower toward the earth. Till the listening fairies could hear the whispers of the trees though they could not see a thing, and feel the warmth of growing things though darkness deep covered every thing! "Now," she whispered softly, we are as close as we dare go. Hold tljiht! And In the morning you may see the earth." So all the little mist fairies held tight to the cloud and waited till the 1 morula u Implements! WE HAVE PURCHASED TIIK STOCK OF IMPLEMENTS AND VEHICLES FORMERLY OWNED HY CROUCH & GILES, CON SISTING OF RUGGIES, WAGONS, PLOWS, DISC HARROWS CULTIVATORS, ETC. WHILE THIS WE WILL Less Than Wholesale Cost IT WILL PAY YOU TO INVESTIGATE J. F. BARKER & CO, IMPLEMENT AND VEHICLES. When you want the very best Remember "Diamond W" Canned Fruits & Vegetables Will satisfy. Our stock of these Is very complete. Price v..,.r.ai-.' and quality satisfy. THE GASH STORE WE SAVE YOU MONEY 12fl CASS STREET Read the Advertisements in The Evening News and then patronize Home Industries. Fairies : Put alas! 'When the morning came the mist clouds were so very close -la tho earth that no sunbeams could get through to shine! And the dismal I old earth was nearly as dark as In tha nlht! My. but the mist fairies wera disappointed! The listening fairies could Aeor th4 whispers of the treet "Well, if the cloud will go away, and let me In," said the sun, when h heard the fairies talking, "I'll be glad to shine up the earth for you." "But If the clouds go away, we go ! too," sighed the disappointed fairies. "You needn't," said the sun. "You mny qllng to the trees; then thoj clouds can go away and let me shine." The mist fairies thought that a very good plan, so they let go the cloud and held tight' to the big, beau-1 tiful trees; and immediately- the I cloud melted to nothingness and tho warm sun shone. And If ever you see trees full ot drops of mist as you surely will these spring mornings you must re member that kind Mr. Sun is show, lng these fairies our earth. Tomorrow OU Friend's STOCK LASTS SELL IT AT NOTE THE FINE COLOR of our hams and bacon. That denotes first that they come from young, tender pigs and next that they have been properly cured. All our hams and bacon ore cane sugar cured and hickory smoked. They have a flavor of their own which once tasted you'll always prefer. Try some for breakfast tomorrow. CASS STREET MARKET