The evening news. (Roseburg, Douglas County, Or.) 1909-1920, March 01, 1916, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextTHE EVENING NEWS - .MS J. 8HOKMAKKH CAUL I). BIIOEMAKKK SAM J. HHOHMAKEH Kriltora and lNiltllsiiers. UHt'KU IIAII-V KJtCKIT SUNDAY Huliwrlplloii Hate Dally Per year, by mail 3.0' Per montb, delivered 60 Seml-Voekly. per year 12.00 fill months 1-00 Kuli-ieil as HiM'rmil-rlasa in ei t trr November 6. 1 ft 0 3 , ut Koseburg. Ore. -l- ot March i, 1873. - AVKUMOSD.W, MAIU'll I, KKKI A CiOOl) TIIIMJ. Tho Corvallis Gazette-Timea, in yeoiniiK'ntiiiK on the proposition which -tiaH heen mudo In some quartern ro . yarding tho doing away with tho fitfh and game commission, makes "i-rihQ very pertinent Inquiry whether 'the people of this Ktate want to do xjus or not. 10 prove inm iuvy uu -3 ot, it shows Ity the reports of the commission, that aside from the ac--ual benefits to the state from the .saving and propagation of fish and h- iKame or the state, the omee is not -only soif sustaining, but last ye..' jald a bulance into tlie state treas "ttiry of over $29,000. And it is true, r Ibis roport regarding this branc'u C Ibo Btate service, and if this fact wore generally known, the agitation 'over tho doing away with the pro " taction of the fish and game now jftHHiiincii by tho atalo would quit. As well might u lurge 'business house cut out a pay- Kfflng department because it necos- ltated the keeping of more men on' llio pay roll. Ohio is one of tho ;lato!i which has hmii the error it jnado In not having protection for Xhti fish In the streams and the Kama of IIh forests sooner, and has within a very few years In the past mado laws looking to the propaga tion 11 nd saving of what, is left. Un licensed and unregulated hunting and Tishing in Oregon, wXild ret.Mre lut a very short time (o depopulate the slreaiiis and ion-tits of this luto, and a lax enforcement of the 'present excellent laws will have t ho Kama effect In tho course of time, and this Is one of the reasons why the present admlnistrallon is endeavor ing to apply business sense through ducatlonul measures which will np 'penl to tho people so strongly, that eventually tho only violation of the ' xaino laws will he done by the oc casional poacher, nnd Oregon 111 Tomnln the Ideal haven for legiti mate sportsmen for years to come. FOR TIIK NO-AH I liTIM It. Sonio people who are in business In certain cities, and Uoseburg is one of them, think that their daily and weekly papers should do n I II tho boosting for tho city, and inci dentally tho business of thesu por tions also, wholly at their own ex pense, as a glimpse of the advertis ing columns of any of the papers will show. K very time an article boosting your eity appears iu tho pHper of your home community, Mr. Iluslucss Mail who doesn't advertise, it helps your business, and you do not reciprocate. No respectable pub lisher will ask you to insert your advertisement out or n in pal by to fill apace, fur he is ramlld iu the heller that a judicious use or his vohtmns will result in urinal bene fit (ninny times in excess of the nominal cost. The issue of i:e paper you are nuy, read I in; enters Into nearly on( tlmtis.ind homes within nn hour distant hum your place of business, surely In all these, some one will be louiul w lm are scatmh :i w are oi our rvivli-iuv, name, on i w are - n ;. i constantly lnim,. i u.mi soon brum tueui into ninn you. Try vt lor u w bile. fid on i u r pric. s I'H Will ' lull i I 1 1 ! If the inculia;, (hi: i illy are Kun ad ptihlfcilv by adver throuuh but they tact that wise, 1 hey will not ni"y vanl.ui of the week of Tor tli(. welfare of balnes, tlalng their "baby wares liberal window dli-idays, Will :ilsii appreciate the Borne space in the papers ep!auatoiy of what they have lu this line will bring sure and certain results. It VriH been rumored that an ar t'. ie concerning the connection of an yrficial and an attorney bad been suppressed by this paper, because of the Interested parties "reading (..e t nci" to the editor, itefore any credence is placed m this, It might 'he Letter to pet the real truth of the matter fiom those who were liio-M interested. And March came in with the old liald head of Neho cover "d with M-'ke n note of thi und see If the old adage about the lamb .balds good. UMainDnAdin twK t IMCtnilLJ. II. W ItiyLlLtrtll -x O" - o A Great Holp He belonged to each club. Did this money-fed dub, That his father's good kale could provide for. In the "Greek letter" game lie was there, just tho name He'd been given each, thing he had cried lor. I'e had clothes by the ton, l;ad this "prodigal" son, nd he walked not a placo he could motor. He was no earthly use. But they let him run loose And, because he was male, bo a votor. He was eased, with his class, Through a collego in Mass., Where you've got to be rich or a dead one. Ife could Juggle the girls Through the modern dance whirls, Though he'd rather have died than have wed one. But .his father, who'd mado lib lirnt coin with a spade, j Huso up with an agonized yelp i And said: "That's my hoy, Hut I'm hiding my joy I Now ain't he a wonderful help?" Finnlgln Fllosofy Innybody kin do a itrrooshan In (errphrotive dance If ho don't care what he looks like or how he acts. It Is probably merely some mora of our dinged stupidiocy, but we'll lie hanged if we can understand why any honest hotel mnn insists on collecting for a breakfant that won't bo served till after your train is gone. Think This Over People bawl and shriek over Bill in uuday's accepting a thousand dol- nrs a day for talking decent-living in n community, but say nothing whatever against Jess Wlllard'a getting two or three times that much for showing his shape thirty minutes a day and pretending to box. I A Kcliolur I Teacher- What does "chorchoz j a feinmo" moan? Small Hoy "Hunt do jane!" In A .Milliner Of Speaking I Fred Toney, baseball player, has J been kept from real greatness by the circulation of a story to the ef 1 ffrt that lie regularly, in his bu j colic youth, killed rabbits by j throwing rocks at them. Ono I might, if one didn't care what ono sal'l, call that a hare's-breadth es- pe? No? O very well! ranting For Itevengo Seven young women strikers were recently lined $1 each, at Newark. N. J., to buy a pair of new trousers to replace the breeks of a patrolman, said pants having been utierly ruined by said striking skirts during a riot. Some people think ex-Presldenta one ht to set examples as loyal citi zens, and others do not. There is a baseball player in tho South known as "Slim Love." Tho (irHt time a regular sporting news writer who is anxious to qualify in the Hill Kirk or Grantland Kicn or Charley Oryden or King I.ardner class gets hold of that he'll call tho fellow Slender Affection you just watch ! Wouldn't It? If salvation were ranked half as Important as money-making, relig ious meetings would bo advertised as Intelligently and expensively jh a certain brand ot amok inn to- ! bacco. I j Misunderstood j Guest Now, I should like very. I much to have a roll in bod, in tho j morning. ! Clerk--Well, believe me. if ift j much of a roll you have with y" i,- j you'd better leave it here In Mm j ttafu Instead of taking it to be l ! with you. j Another Ml-Cp j "What euuM's the increaso Iu ; butter-consumption'.'" ! ! "Tubercular cows." j Hut It Isn't I Away down South in tho land of j cotton. 1 Ask how s business and they say i It 's rotten ' ! Ciit iiAiiy, away, gtt away, ' i'l.xie land, etc. T. hcYoun Lady Across The Way 1 The youiiR lad across tho wny sy that on of her young men friend told her that he wan doing rlrrtrnl work now, and ho wns tho last fel low In tho world she'd have thought of 18 going luto the luiulatry. j ; .in lyy j Tommy And His Hkiciit and early on the morning af ter lummy and Mrs. Tommy had heard the "cheep" of Mrs. Hen's brand new chicks, Mrs. Tommy pianued to go over and nee the babies. "Now, Tommy," she said briskly, 'we'll not be one bit offended by tho way Mrs. Hen has treated us not a bit! For I'm sure It would be hard nn even my disposition to pit on a nest so long. We'll just forget all about the times she has teen cross, and we'll go right over and call on the new chicks. I know that will please Mrs. Hen!" "All right," replied Tommy, who never bad thought of being offended anyway, "let's!" So they tidied up their nest as quick as ever they could and hurried over to see Mrs. lien. As they approached the nest they could plainly hear the "cheep! cheep!" of tho brand new chicks. "Dear me!" whispered Mrs. Tom my, "those chicks must be big and strong! Never did I hear two babies make bucIi a racket! When they rounded the corner near the nent Mrs. Tommy ran light ly up the "able of the box on which Mrs. Hen Bat and Tommy followed close at her heels. "Good morning, Mrs. Hen," said Mrs. Tommy cordially. "Isn't thin a flue morning! Tommy and I havo come over to greet your two new babies." "My two new babies! My two new babies! What a joke!" and Mrs. Hen cackled bo hard it almost sounded like a laugh! "My two new babies are thirteen new babies; but I'm glad to show them to you just the same!" "Thirteen new babies!" exclaimed Mrs. Tommy, and she poured into tho nest. "Thirteen new babies," exclaimed practical Tommy. "What a family to reed!" "How ever will you name them nil?" asked Mrs. Tommy, before Mrs. Hen had had time to say a word. "I think tho job of naming thirteen chicks Is worse than the task of feed ing them!" Health BY WILLIAM An Intolerable Nuisance What ih n "nuisance" In the saMltary sense? A stat ute definit ion i:: as follcws: Anything deemed detrimental to life or health found to exist within the municipality shall be a nuisance within the meaning of thff act. Clearly this would cover the public wneezer with shame and confusion. A sneeze is a personal thing. It la a protective function without which the body would suffer from many in fectious conditions, normally avoided by the net of sneezing. A sneeze not only forcibly ejects droplets contain ing Infectious organisms, but it has a remarkable effect upon the circula tion and nutrition of the lining of the iiost, tending to fortify the mucous membrane against mierohio invasions or, if you will have it so, takinp "cold " Win n you Miceze you do it for the good of your hei'Hh. No one has a right to Interfere with vnur sneezing, lint YOU IIAVK NO MOUK lilGHT TO SNKKZK OPKNLY IN IM'MLIC THAN YOU 1 1 A V K TO SPIT IN YOl.Mi NKIlIHIlOlt'S KACK. That doesn't sound exactly elegant, but neither does the open-face sneeze. In fad we are personally convinced that open-face sneezing is a fur nioro dan gerous thlnn for the bystander than is expectoration, because the sneeze sprays the air with minute Moating droplets of mucus or moisl ure In which are suspended live biicterla, and bystanders can scerceiy nv-t'd in lialini: some of the spray, whereas sputum on the liner or ground soon di tes must dry before it can be blow u about in the air, ami even virulent disease germs can scarcely withstand I hi dryitu: proce-s. as practical experience has shewn. The indefensible habit el' ex-pc t v ratiou, and the unpleasant tlimu'dt Tr. I'.'r.tiJ i li tit iimii'i nil tntrrr-.t it V I'l ,1 I, I Tin- hi-.Muss la ii. U y Mili'i'tuilic-.'s Tilt' ol.lrst olf. :llli::itHMI ill Alut'iii:!. !Vit t ti - yrii uiKit-i i.in.U' r.n'.iM1. with .nr.u' o. tin- oi-il;l t'iil,',l;iin - a u i-i-.i'ii u"n'fn. riii-cc m ni'tn tinini, iirllstrt, coi!tpn-i(Ms ainl .iuvi'ti ili' pi-mlicli'si. ll:iv,. iravi'lisl tliroUiili out AtiH'riia anil l-:uropr; smiic fur pri'siilcn.s unit royalties. A roKrim of t'laasiis. orii;iiinl unit folk pouts. Po not fi.il to hear lliein. t.ne niRhi tmlyt at tho Ar.nory, Monday even-j ilLi;. Miirrh G. i'om-ert hei;tii! (it 1 eiRht oYloi'k. (leneral ntlmission C. etits. i-hitilrou 1 : ren.s. Tirketft on i alo at i'liai:iK!.n's lriiR Store. ! 293-1.14 VtU'.M.in. Vtv sUo tire o- :,ile. No Mow out; i.-o tarce or small, hut what can be -ef.aired In first class shape it roas-l iiMihle jirices. Motor l?hop Gnrago,' .H N. Jackson St. 1316-tf ! nn t l rm rAn ay v Male Pay A Visit "And so do I," replied Mrs. H-?n, i worried look cominK over lier fi-:-. "I'll ileclara, I cannot think at 'Jr.3 Blnple name!" "Oh, I can!" cried Mrs. Tira.il' "Do name that third little cluck, .l.i "Thirteen new ialies!" ereiaittwd Mrs. Tommy, and she peered into the nest one with the pretty yellow feathers, Yellow Puff that's Just the very name for him!" "I don't funcy that one so much," Bald Tommy, "but I do admire that cream-colored one right there," and Tommy pointed, bo there could be no mistake. "Do name her Cream Beauty." Just then ono of the big roosters walked by the nest. "I see you havo a fine new family, Mrs. Hen," he re marked cordially. "I hope you plan to name that little chick in the middle, Downy White the name Just fits!" "Well, as usunl, I worried for nothing." cried Mrs. lien. "Naming; my family Is not going to be hard work for me after all!" To-morrow Mr. yorth Wind Gets His W ish Tal ItitADY, M.D. ot using a roller towel or a common drinliing ciip or a public toilet do not inspire nearly so much ttiar in our timid mind as the execrable wretch who perpetrates a wide-open anere upon the occupants of a car, t bet-urn or room. Such a peddler of infoctiin is a nuisance of the first magnitude. The time will come, we trust, when he will be promptly and unceremoni ously grabbed by the collar and dragged off to a sanitary cell in th nearest police station, where he be longs. Policemen ought to be active members of the first lino of defeuco anyway. Street cars, steam cars, public h.nP.3 and the like should add a line to their notices forbidding spitting ei the (loor. They should also warn iiie public as follows: IF YOU MUST rVKKZK o;t COUOH. HO IT IN YOUR HAM'. KKIiOllIKF. ,H'i:ST!ONS AND AXSWFKS ItutlCTiuilk And Disease .i huttrrmilk tn-nrflriaJ to health f .l.i-.r--Tli:it tl.itoixK Ntit when tt N v--.Mli-1 iiiul ilmi hi tin wiiKim or on your p.iTvh tti;it hivitcs aisi-a .( tit tn r your limniv llntl.-rmtlk hamll1 In :i t l.'iinly wny ts n lii'nlttiful IwciraRi' for tin' nvtrii;i pfniiiii. It miiy Jo harm In (i rtaiit rniniitltiiis of 111 health. Handkerchiefs And The Laundry ifrrre ' ilnnorr ti n Utuxdi ri t in k-.tun; .nn;-.1 .!i.i):rr, luvfst .lnwv--Or..M it'Mirrr. In nil fnlrtv-.i h Ik-T.-'lt.--- -It -nlil li.. (.TlliT.-.l U-u,,. lli 'v an' . a lruiu'lrv. The ln-jltU il' partttii in wi ll . to Unit. The Ueds And The Whites 'c.fv.- i,iI"Mn wir fi- M'inv ri'l hh-n.J i -li j;frV-- u-t 'if- ntif-H fhttf mr'fidc ih n- ,:,. ,.:,t i, t, ii.c woe.; in (".i-.t.'i'i ; .i'KK-rr -. t ' n.iiMtl r-il oiivpiijii'li nt!,l 7 e '. ..i'.o i oi'iiiM'.-!i tu va.'li nihlo Mil- Ti.ii t" c u;- .MASONS A I'TlvXTlOX Hpoi-i.il mii'tin;: of Lain-.-! I.ndu No. 1 i '! A. 1'. - A. M. Weillli'H.lay eiitiir.R, Mai-fh 1. at 7.::n .r,n,.it. WniU in the i:. A. (li'greo. ""-ml .1. A. illTHANAN, .-. V. Buy Where You Can Save Monev! ..iniey you sot asido each pek for tlip tahle, buys more 'lere for less. All Roods strictly fresh. The Careful Housewife 'iii tl-.is. No special it- are li'-n-jr.-.iy to nttract nt tentloi at tho SPOT CASH BASKET GROCERY A. (i. ll'.M,.f, l-rop, -.ts N. .I.irks ii. StnH-t. I"iur oml I.M!. k anil Kir Wimm! jjlj Helping ' Oni! NAT.-KE half a chance and she ! will usually respond and correct ' whatever Is" wrong. Un''' : these days, conditions under wlntli ; v'miist live are such that we can- ! not -ive Nature even part or a ; chance. So we do the next best thing and help her along. Take the matter of the complexion which. Judging by the letters 1 re veis the first care of a woman. Now, the complexion is the tliermom-etc- t'v which the health of the whole bodv is told. A sallow, bloodless skin means that you must take something to clear out tho system and follow this with a food and blood tonic. A Bkin with a greenish pallor Bhowa i an upset liver which can be remedied by a doctor. A leathery Bkin needs greater care a tonic to bring new blood, massage, plenty of cold cream until the texture of the skin has be come soft and smooth again. Cold cream Is a necessity to most women. Personally, I would prefer to tell other means of clearing the complexion, and I do speak fre quently concerning care of the ap petite and the need of sleep and fresh air In proper quantities. Yet, living in cities with smoke clouds drifting over them, or under the conditions most of us exist, something more than soap and hot water becomes a requirement. I have a recipe for a wonderfully Bootliing and refreshing cream, that combines the qualities of flesh-building and cleaning. It is easily mude, and not expensive, and of course, pure. 1 will send this to any woman who wants It and let her make it up herself. For that matter though, any good cream that you know is pure. Is effective in making the com plexion perfect Questions and Answers hnrc hmrd Ihitl u'nl fcnoic ot nn effret ivr rvmrily for flnt bust. I rim u-cli furim-d CJ-.'Cit ".' tft'If. Will von liitfilitli it r met Thanking you fur your trouble. X. -V. PKOVIDK OYAL I'Olt VOI U l- AMILV. ROYAL i Not Only the Very Groceries 'on noert fit this and all time8 but nt prices which are surpris ingly low compared with other stores, and the quality is, of coHrPe, superb. I'll one Two-Nine DOWELL & CHEVROLET $650 Car With a KuaiV'tiT $''i-'." f. o. It. Itosi It nrg. Hfhts. starter, top, slile curtains. co:iiM)i'te set of tools. $...,o f. o. b. RoseburK five passenger tourina car. fully equipped with electric starter, lights, genuine mohair top, side curtains eieclrlc V m, windshield n d complete tool kit. DEALER PHILIP HARTH Nature Krolv It in no irouuiu uv n. -in tave to send mo a ell-addrescl. MitnM envelope as the recipe is too loue to puijllili here, It son hns a slight trouhlo uHl ?" rvethi: I'l' ' crossed, or few o nisi i Xow, can you give me any Daily cure Kill add much to your looks advtrc to citrc this, or shall T see a flnrtort 1 have In-fii to one doctor, who suts ha iriJ uiit'ruw it. Ilv is seven year u'd. Will he out'troic th'isT Thnnkimj you or your adviie. Mrs. J. S. Uerrotd. Reply fio to tho best dortor you know of. Ho criin liorforni a tillnht operation, practically painless, which will enre this troiililc. Do nt lot your eon grow nny older with a cnt in the eyes, as Hie oper ation becomes mom difficult as be grows larser. BREAD "TIIKY'HK W'OItTIl IT" BAKERY Vl:i 1 I'roii. BENEDICK wvi Year's Guarantee fnjlj- i;iii;'p-l vl!i (-.-.:-:c t:ei-lrie hiini, , ,11,,:,: ; .;im mi r .