THE EVENING NEWS
ION .1. SHOUMAKKH
CAUL l. SIIOKMAKKIl
SAM J. 8HOU.MAKEH
Keillors and I'ublMiero.
IKHl'KI) lAIIV KXCKI'T KUMIW
BiilncHilln IUiIoh Dolly
Per year, by mall I3.01"
Per month, delivered 6"
Semi-Weekly.
Per year 2 00
Blx muntha 10l)
tin tared a neeoml-elaH8 matter
November 5, 1909, at KoHeburg, Ore.
under irt of March It. tS7- '
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LMI'Vt' V VAMJiV.
Among one of the excellent suKtfpp
tions brought out at the meeting of
the Commercial flub last night, was
that of using the name "Unipaiia
"Valley" on all products raised and
shipped from these- valleys, or this
Bectimi. Tho point was made that in
tho course of time the quality of
such products would bring the name
into such prominence, that a demand
Would be created for any article mar
keted under this brand. Attention
was called to the fact that "ltocky-
ford" when applied to melons, "Tilla
mook" to rheeso, " Wostphallan" to
hams, Indicated that the productions
bo 1,1 under these names were of a an
perlor quality, for which a world
wide reputation had been secured,
and a market equally as extensive.
Thoro are certain things raised in the
llmpu.ua valley which have no super
ior In the world, but when they are
sent out broadcast without a name,
or If they have one it in some fancy
brand giving iio individuality to the
section from which they come, there
la no association In die mind of the
quality of the product with the
place of origin. ;i All the broccoli
raised and shipped from tills section
should bo known to the consumer as
"Unipqua Valley Broccoli," all the
prunes, apples, grapes and canned
products, should be known as "limp
qua Valley" products, and beforo
long the name and fame would be
spread ns far as the trado winds will
carry It. Hut it must be remember
ed that the name alone will not an f
flco, there must be quality as well,!
and nothing Bhould be allowed to
carry the faino of this name unless It
had tlio quality of excellence to back
H up. Nothing but the very best
1n everything should be allowed to
go out under this name. There should
ho no haphazard sorting, packing
and (donning, for appearance and
nloanlless aro gro:it fnctorB tn keep
ing and holding a good reputation.
Hy all means let this suggestion bo
taken up1' with concerted action, and
almost beforo we know it, "Umpqufi
"Valley" will be the synonym for
'beat".
T1IK KltAXliKIS AITO! XTMKXT.
President Wilson has given the
country a surprise in the nomination
for justice of the supreme court of
Sir. Louis D. Hniiulels of this city,
whom ho seriously considered for
attorney-general at the opening of
hla administration, and finally pass
ed over in deference to the protest
from supporters here. This affords,
therefore, another instance of Mr.
Wilson's changing his mind; he hiust
havo been wrong In reversing his
pnrpoHO In 1913 or he must be wrong
now, since a place on tho supreme
bench vastly outweighs in power anil
tiiflueiy- and particularly in the
long tenure of lis Incumbents any
place In the cabinet.
Air. Itraudels is a lawyer of un
questioned ability. He possesses
marked capacity for luminous state
ment. Ills public activities have been
been conspicuous and effective. That
he Is, however, judicially minded, and
bo ideally fitted for this post on the
anpronie bench, few ''ven of his
friends would be likely to claim. It
la as a controversialist rather than as
a dispassionate weigher of facts and
arguments that he has achieved dis
tinction. This not the type of
mind which has proved most service-
able in the deliberations of the an-
promo court. Huston Herald.
The boys who have been takina the
manual training course in the local
schools, are having a practical dem
onstration of how to put into effect
what they have learned, for it is un
derstood that they are now engaged
in making tables for tho typewriters
which were saved from the l.ane
school fire.
According to dispatches of today,
the much disputed I.usitania negotia
tions are about to end with an aml
rabln adjustment. It Is to be hoped
that this time the reports are of
ficial ami will not bo contradicted
tomorrow. Aside from the very serl
ons nature of the dispute, it has been
an expensive proposition for both
fEorrmments in cable tolls which will
now end.
QPginDnAqiii'
Cheerfully Deceive!
Whene'er you speak so well of me
ittght to my face, and seem to
mean It,
A Jolly It can't help but be
I'vo named it thus when I have
seen It
Directed at some other soul.
Hut when it's handed out my way,
I am ns blind as any mole
I beam with pleasure for a day!
(I know It's a Jolly,
Hut golly,
I love It!)
Whene'er you seem so pleased with
rue,
So envious of mv possessions.
My good sense tells me It must bo
One of your kindly heart's obsessions
Tn nmkfl me feel oblivious to (
The faults o'er which I'm always
fretting,
But I fall f'r 11 sure I do!
I can endure a lot of petting.
(I'm sure It's a jolly,
Hut golly,
I HAT It! )
Ro, thouuh I know you're kindly
kidding,
To make me feel a warming
glow,
Command me I will do your bid
ding, So long as you affect me so.
For while I've named it promptly
when
Dispensed to other folks I'vo
seen it,
f It Is heiub'd my way, then
I can believe you truly mean It.
(I know it's a Jolly,
Itenuvol'Mit folly,
IJut golly,
I like It!)
Flmifglti rilosofy
TU don't make Inny diff'rlnce
where yez llvo. they's alwez eome
thin' yez specially want that yez
enn't git wtdout movtn' t' boiiig
other place.
Optimists
Optimists aren't those who thlplc
everything Is always all right.
Those are nuts. J
Optimists nre not sane peoplo
who say everything is right all tho
time.
Those are liars.
Optimists nre not those who try
to mnke you smllo all the time,
whether things have gone right
with you or not.
Thuse nre brutes.
Optimists are not those who
grin all the time themselves.
Those are cheerful Idiots.
Optimists are not those who
Quote: "Whatever is is right."
Those are unthinking, adage
rlddon bonehnds.
Optimists are game people, who
are determined not to be licked
Into whining, by any circumstances.
They nre bravo people, who face
whatever comos.
They are hopeful people, who aro
not fooled into thinking all things
nre going wrong always because
some go wrong now and then with
themselves.
They are truly religious people,
because they are absolutely sure
everything even the big things of
the universe Is coming out all
right in the finnl washing.
Or they are sensible people who
pay: "Well, if we do our best and
things don't go right, what's the
use of whining about it?"
And they aron't quitters.
Aha Tho Hudst
Ho was a regular Ally fan
This statement 's not ironic!
Ho quit his beer, this stubborn
man,
Because It was too-tonic.
Shampoo Lady Needed?
Wanted Head scrubwoman for
llrst-ctaaa hotel in the city. Want
ad. in Boston (of all places!)
Oo Of.
Virgio Ts Oood Some Days
WantedSituation by laundress,
first-class on Wednesdays nnd
Thursdays, Vlrgle, Homont 14.
Want ad. In St. Louis (you'd expect
' it there) Ulubc Democrat.
Just I.fko That!
Some day when nature seems
serene,
When suu and shade are dap
ptln ,
We're going to bust some feller's
bean
Who's playing Charlie Chaplin.
oung Lady
AcrossThe Way
A1 it
-Mm,.
The rutin lady across the way
says her father ta aolne to hava
shock-absorbcra put on hla car and I
one can t takt too many precau- '
Hons these days not to Iniura '
pedestrians, uo matter what It cost.
Health Talks
BY WILLIAM
How To Gain Or
Kvkuv little while some desperate
correspondent w rites to us to say that
s'ie would give anything if she could
only find some safe way to grow fat
ov lean to tiie extent of twenty
pouhdH or such o mutter.
Here Is the method, which we un
oimlifiertly recommend to any in
dividual who is free from organic
disease and wlshew to add or subtract
the sum of twenty pounds to or from
nr. abnormal weight. There is Just
one drawback about this method of
ours, like many of our prescriptions:
"You can't have it rubbed in by a
l:ied servant." And some persons
might object that it Is slow, but our
answer to that is that it Is sure.
The treatment takes one year.
That will at once reduce the class
to a convenient sl.e, for most fat and
thin folk want to wither or expand in
a few days or never.
Taken daily for one sober year any
of the following articles will add
twenty pounds to the weight that is.
If taken daily in excess of a normal
maintenance diet.
1. Three slices of bread.
2. One-third of a quart of milk
(three small glasses).
3. Three-quarters of an ounce of
butter.
For fat persons, the problem la
ir.ucVi ensier. All that is necessnry is
to cut that amount of nutriment out
of the daily diet.
For thin persons it Is even a sim
pler problem. Just eat that amount
as a fourth meal, at bedtime.
This is no theory alone. It Is the
tried and true method that haa
worked out exactly as described in
many a case.
Freddy Gray
Fob bomb days after Freddy Graytop
moved from the park, where he had
lived noar Timmy Oraytail, to hfa
newly selected home by the alley, he
fared very well. He ate choice tit
bits from the garbage cans; and he
made a very jolly game of running
up and down the alley.
Of course he was very careful not
to be seen very, very careful! For
he was a timid little fellow. Hut he
soon learned just what time qf day
was the best for his explorations,
and also, when he would And the
best food in his garbage-can pantries.
You may be sure that he did all his
exploring during school hours, for he
was afraid of boys he had not yet
learned that many boys would be
kind and helpful to him.
But one day there came a dread
ful blizzard and snowstorm. The
housekeepers wrapped their garbage
up in papers and left it by the houses,
for the paths to the garbnge cans
were deeply covered with snow. And
such a cold wind howled and yowled
around every house corner that no
body who could possibly stay in
doors even thought of going out.
Poor Freddy! You may be sure
he "S hungry!
II' snuggled down tight in the hole
he had found under the floor of a
cement garage and he miffed out
his fur to keep the wind off. Ugh!
It was cold!
And he had not one bit to eat!
You Bee he had not lived in that new
home long enough to store up any
thing for just such a storm as this,
bo he simply bad to go hungry.
Finally he told himself that the
wind was dying down though really
It is doubtful if it was; more likely
Freddy's hunger merely got bigger
than the wind and that he could
snfely venture out for food. He
stuck his slim little nose out from
the hole In the garage and looked up
and down the alley.
Now just at that very minute
(would you ever have believed that
anything would happen QUITE so
fortunately?) Tom, the ten-year-old
boy who lived In the big house across
tiTY NEWS.
Buy onion sots early. They never
full to advance In price as the sea
son advances. Now lie per lb., nt the
cut. People's Supply Co. S!4-tf
Tonight Is Presbyterian night in
tho rovivnl meetings In the Klrst
M. K. church. Kev. Paul J. Lux
preach the sermon. Kveryliody wel
come. Hulk seed a specialty. We handle
tho best and the varieties that grow
In the west. Pin; assortment of
early seed potatoes in soon. People's
Supply Co. 214-tf
The I.eapyear Stepping club will
give their nest regular dance at the
new j-.rmory on Tuesday evening,
February 15. Instead of Thursday ev
ening or this week. The ih.inge was
occasioned by the fact that the club
wYv unable to secure the old armory
ns heretofore and from now on the
club dances will be held on the sev
ond and fourth Tuesday evenings at
the new armory.
BRADY, M.D.
Lose Twenty Pounds
Just two things are essential for
success in the treatment faith and
perseverance.
QVKSTIOXS ASD AXSWTCRS
The Dentist Ought To Know
My dentiat Innahft at the rrr.etive
treatment and tells me pyorrhoea is
not due to amebas. but to strep
toeoed. He advises s alinf. vaccines,
a:d loeat use of an ioilinc-zine-iod'dc-Olywrin
solution every day or ico.
Answer In your case, the b-nMst
ought to know best. If he found
streptococci, and not amebas, under
the microscope, be is competent to
back up his vHiIon. As for selling,
that i? practised by most dentists,
and it is usually necessary. The
emetine treatment does not mean
neglect of the mouth; on the con
trary, the dentist should co-operate
with the doctor in the treatment.
Raked Potatoes
Pleased inform me whether boiled
or baked potatoes are preferable for
an invalid.
Answer Baked potatoes are more
digestible, because more of the starch
is converted into soluble dextrin.
Diet For Baby 15 Months Old
Can tnu oive me the proper diet
for a baby fifteen months oldt
Answer This Is about right for a
baby from one year to eighteen
months: Milk, stale bread soaked in
milk, well-cooked oatmeal, arrow
root, or other porridge or ready pro
pared breakfast food, soft-boiled egg,
beef broth or mutton broth, rice,
tapioca (no raisins), orange juice,
prune juice.
top's Feast
the alley, came running out of hia
back door and toward the alley. In '
his two hands he carried a big bowl
of nutshells which he hastily threw
out into the alley; and then, quite as
hastily, he ran back into the house!
Be stuck his slim little nose out from
the hole in the. garage and looked up
and down the alley i
Such good luck for Freddy Gray
top! He darted out from his warm
bole; filled the pouch behind hla
mouth with the nut sheila and ran
back to hla corner. Four times ho
made the trip. Then he fluffed out
his fur and settled himself to eat in
peace and comfort.
"But It was only nut shells he had
found," you say, "and where Is a
feast about nut shells?" That simply
shows how little you know Freddy!
For as he went carefully over those
thrown-out nut shells he found
delicious bits of nut that Tom and
his friends had quite overlooked!
Freddy Grnytop's teeth were sharper
than Tom's nutplcks and he made
a fine meal off of what had been left
in the corners of the sheila. Aren't '
you glad? ,
Tomorrow The South Wind Ad
mires the Icicles
If Srin hhu; fnr Work is
"A
BUSINESS
MATTER"
l It In a Itiiyinoss Way:
That means advertising uot
merely one publication of a
penum tory port of "situation
wanted" ad, but some advertis
Iiik in which a personal note
is sounded in which some
thing of 1XTKRKST Is told
rbniit YOTR CAPABILITIES
in which persistency plays as
much a part as it must In all
busines tasks!
r
BMfTY OI&TS
EDNA
KENT
FORBES
Posing For
Saio tub max, "My wife's an awfully
pretty woman, but you'd never guess
it from her picture, would you?" And
ho held out a photograph of a wom
an Hint surely did not look overly
handsome though she was known as
&RJ W
Make your photograph express your
personality
one of the best-looking women of the
town,
Posing for a camera is an art. Tie
member that in a picture you loso
theao points of attraction color
Bound changing expression. Tho
camera at best takes but your
features, It must flatter them to be
gin to do . you juyce. Hence, tho
It is not Quantity but Quality
That Counts. 100 per
cent Quality in
Royal BaKery Goods
I J a.
110 X. .Jaeltson St. - -
Oregon Went Dry!
bout the same time that several cows did, and while we haven't
a fresh cow to offer you, we have some good
Aster Sterilized, Evaporated
- Milk
That costs much less than a cow.
Wright-Riedel Grocery Co.
Phono
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TO
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1 1 H.B.fi'8
We have provided a steel safety deposit vault for the use
of those desiring to safeguard their important papers and
valuables.
The rental of apac Is so low that you can well afford
the protection. There are a limited number of boxes and
our voult IB built to wlttntand fire nd prevent theft Savings
acrounts solicited.
Roseburg National Bank
Jackson and Cass Sts.
A Picture
photographer who has learned to
balance the shadows and lights In his
work, to bring out certain failures
and hide others, is the one who
thrives and charges large prices.
As your picture is a record of your,
self at a time of life you will never
go back to always go to a good
photographer, even though you must
pay quite a price for his work. Your
friends will remember you from a
photo, they will keep It and think
back to you at certain periods, as tho
camera has recorded them.
If you will make up a trifle, you
will get better results from a photo.
Only a triflo the lens is searching
and make-up that shows will look,
hideous. If your brows are light,
darken them with an eyebrow pencil,
letting the color touch only the haira
of tho brow. Pead your lashes the.
same way, to make them more pro
nounced, and if you are an adept in
mnke-up, you can retouch the eyes a.
trifle around the edges. A slight
touch of red rubbed into the centre
of tho lips will make the mouth
smaller. The skin should bo massaged
with cream to soften It, then pow
dered heavily, to give It a clear
white. Hougo will make black
splntches on tho picture, I would not
advise ' It. The hair should b9
washed before posing, to make It soft.
Questions and Answers
What rould I do to mnkc toft nml irhlte
a sUh that hna hrromr tanned and leather!
from outdoor Wet C. Y.
Reply A nlelitly masnKe with cold
ercain. prffpralilv n crram that will bleach.
It !.!.. Ill Illall- .Mini....) all -..-
nitiK and toiiKlU'tiinK ot the outiluor air. t
If you Uvh (n tho open a lot, your reult
iiiK fiooil heulth must glvo you a pplcmlid
skin, with Juki a little care to help keep;
it bo.
TV!! me Wiot to (to for n tmitenco to
valk toe bfnt inward instead ot outf I
havo not murh of sueh a tendency, out
still cnouoh to make my walk look awk
ward. Clara Trite.
Reply ThlR can he corrected by thlnk
inK to turn tho toea outwards or straight
Hheau as you walk. U you have a Rtub
born tendency to ho lenork-kneeu, a doctor
may holp you overcome It.
YKTT,
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Prop.
- Koscbitrg, Oregon
103.
Tn
is a disease,
so is poverty
Save fim
1,
and you'll save
money. Have a
Bank account'
BK-42
Roseburg, Oregon