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Entered as second-clasB matte
November 5, 1909, at Roseburg, Ore.
under act ot March 3, 1879.
FJtlDAV. JANUARY Si, 1UIO.
HTATK FAIR HOAItl) C'JIA.VUKH.
The ' election of A. H. Lea, of
Portland, to succeed W. Al Jones
as secretary of the-Slate Fair Board
the resignations of' Jr H. Booth anil
N. K. West as members of the board
immediately foi78wtug the defoat of
their candidate for secretary, the ac
ceptance of tuose . resignations by
Governor WIthycombe and the Im
mediate appointment of A. C. Mars
tors, of this, city, and J. K. Rey
nolds, of La Urunde, to fill the
vncancles came as the culmination
of a rumor which had been in circu
lation for about ten days that Jones'
office was hanging In the balance.
This rumor took reality when three
mombcrB of the bourd on TuoBdny
voted to replace Jones with Loo. The
othor Incidents mentioned above
came In quick succession. .Mouth
and West resigned because they saw
that a difference of opinion existed
between members of the bourd re
garding the quulirieullonB of Jones
ns secretary and they did not want
to embarrass tho work of tho bourd
'' and the success of the Htnto Fair
through a division of sentimunt on
the board.
There Is not now and never has
. been any question regm-dlng the
ability of Mr.' Lea. Ho will make a
splendid Bocrotury. Ho 1b peculiarly
fitted for the poslioin. For the past
twelve years ho has been connected
with the Union Mont Company. In
mora recent years he bus truvolod
throughout tho stuto for this com
i pany meeting the Block and agricul
tural men of Oregon. Ho known
personally thousands of tho farmers
and stock men of our state. This In
Itself will he a big asset to hlin as
socrotury of tho Stuto Fair Hoard.
He Hturts his official llfo with a
fund of knowledge and a host of
friends scattered over the stuto which
havo taken othor secroturlos years
to acquire. It has boon suid that
politics entered Into the Boloctlou of
Mr. Lea. Hut .Mr. Lea Is not a
politician. Ho Is a business man who
will apply to ills work as secretary
of the board those sumo oluiueuis of
personality, bard work, .faithfulness
and bonosly which liuvo muilo him
a success in tho business world. Tho
fair noxt full will show many evl-
doncos of his ability uud bin selec
tion ns secretary will bo more thnu
justified then even to the most
skeptical.
Mr. Booth's resignation camu as a
BUrprlse for it was so Buddun. For
the past six years ho has been presi
dent of the State Fair Hoard. He
lias mndo a good officer and Gov
ernor Withyconibo acknowledged this
whoa air. Uooth tendered him bis
resignation. Tho governor had no
option In tho mutter us the resigna
tion hub muue out lii sucn u way
tnat Its acceptance became routine.
Hut In nccoptlug 11 Governor Wlthy
romho expressed regret und spoke In
high tonus of the work which Mr.
Uooth has done In tho pust tor tho
buccobs of the fair. Mr. llootli niude
a good member and officer for tho
board and his sudden action was a
J'.nsl Cour.tso
Vryr't taVf to mo of sold'en gay
v'ho calmly face the belching
m.ormr.
o yot so I run walk avny
t"r ever ico a Pullman po,rtor!
Ikxit b!ut u u: (oiV;.;:;f
T.rU1
C'f U'-i-j ho i.cr. arour.d a
rHtu;-
II af bwe.i Y.iau;-, '-naur days
( nv ;t?pod a hotel
i-'ultr:
Ydm hrwo totters ou his throne
iJujit watch htm now you Bee
hii.'i slipping?)
Who calls bis sturdy heart his own
!'el coward-llko goos right on
tipping.
Br" WILLIAM BRADY, M.D.
Soap And Water Disinfection
Flnnlgln Fllosofy
We want t' know If anny trusted
frlrd is Bklnnin' us, but we'll al
wcz hate til' feller that puts us
ri'..
Huh?
. (Riverside Clipper)
Joe Rus-d will leave Monday even
v: for Northern Minnesota, where
'e r. ill do some hunting. Joe says
an will bring us back some vision.
Tills Ts Getting- Serious
P?ar Offngln: Wurden Sanders.of
51. Madison, la., Is rrcpurlng a book
let concerning all tho prisoners who
have run away from that Institution.
(;uH one properly call It his "Blew
"ook'7- .. .i., 'ollet, 111.
Our Puzzling Language
"i'her, 1 want to go into bunl
. i v. i cbanco that rota:-..)
.'t".?'.9!iT.t of $3,000." '
1';, put 1.0 tho money.;'
"V, bi t he cays half of It' must
nrj I.W.';.. To fiet A Hond Of
Tw Hai.ufi!, Y.'dUo claims a man
rrvtr.' rmr tt.cl brought to tho
omc tvo he.-.ris of rnhhuse that
woiifhvi ctjriy eighteen po'.:n-ls
sdu.;-j. Sono rnbbngcg those, or cnb
buiru atory. liallas County, la., lice-
Vt II.
Fumtoatiow with malodorous or poi
sonous gas and the direct application
of finivvir cboinicil to the woodwork,
hoe;- ud waiis of the sickroom after
Bcarlui ftircr, diphtheria and tuber
culosis, Is rapidly becoming obsolete.
Soap and wntor, open uir and sun
light nro proving more efficient, more
available and a wholo lot more eco
nomical. After all, It Is persons, not things,
that carry most contagious diseases.
If we can control the human, animal
and Insect carriers of disease germs
we need not worry much about so
culled fomltes or contaminated ob
jects. Of course Buch personal ob
jects os dishes, toilet articles, cloth
ing and bed-clothing must be boiled,
steam storlllzcd or otherwise disin
fected after contagious disease, but
the old Idea that tho room Itself re
quires fumigation or chemical treat
ment Is no longer upheld by our (ore
most Banftarlans. '
Dr. Cbspln, the famous Sanltcry
Superintendent of Providence, R. I.,
whose pioneer work In mrdern sani
tation is now recognized all over the
world, proved years Hgo that It was
unnecessary and unscientific to fumi
gate or disinfect promises after scar
let fever und diphtheria. , More re
cently several boroughs of Greater
New York City havo discontinued
terminal disinfection relying In
stead .upon soap and water, ventila
tion and Bunllrtit to take care of any
posslblo infection left In a room after
Bucli dlsonres.
As Chopln'B Investigations have bo
cloarly shown, tiicro Is strong doubt
that walla, woodwork, draperies and
furniture In tho sickroom can harbor
any Infection If the patient receives
reasonably Intelligent nursing during
the course of the Illness. For In
stance, hundreds of tests of Euch
articles made by various competent
bacteriologists in the rooms occupied
by diphtheria patients failed to show
diphtheria germs on a single article,
but did show the germs present upon
glasses, handkorchlefs and similar
things which are obviously more or
less saliva-contaminated.
The disinfection of premises after
the removal or death of a patient
with pulmonary tuberculosis Is a
farce. All the danger passes with
the patient If the patient Is danger
ous. He Is not dangerous If he takes
Intelligent precautions, or It his
nurse takes precautions, to prevent
the contamination ot things with his
sptitujn. Any one who may have
lived In Intimate contact with the
patient for a considerable period
must watch out lest he be Infected.
But If Infected at all It must have oc
curred wlille the patient was present
iot after his removal or death.
Hence tho rite of renovation and dis
infection of the vacated premises bo
comes a mere farce. Worse, it fo
cuses popular attention upon a neg
ligible sourco of dlccase.
Soap and water and brains are
the efficient disinfectants for routine
use.
QUESTIONS AXD ANSWERS
What la Biliousness?
Can you advise me what will pre
vent blliousnessf
Answer "Biliousnoss" Is a term
which covers many different ail
ments. Often It Is a rebellion on the
part of nn outraged metabolism
asalnst Intemperance or ovor-eatlng.
It 13 not a definite condition.
Cartoons Of The Day
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THERE ARB OTHERS '
Bradley In Cblcaso Dolt; Xnt
Real People of the War
BY ROBERT MONTSIER
Mrs. Jordan's Man Gets Rheumatiz And A Pension
Tir. Brady tcill answer all questions pertaining to TlenltK If your ouestlon of
pwrtl interest U teut be atutrtnJ tl.uy.t thrse columns,- if n4 if uHtl btf unmercU
licriMutlly if stamped, tfhlrcaavd cnroJtnc is cnclnitcd. Brady wilt not lrtft
of VXniwilaiVr diM'jn0!iCd- Adre Ktteri to Dr. William Vrady, curl
, Stnsliliin Sffitfert-r
"( thouclit you told mo Hruffglos
war a M-nitoror of sunshine"
'!!(; Tho vary ininuto he pff.s
h:i" HiinsMno lie proceeds to cr nt-
X" lor fear Homebody will iind
U and enjoy it."
Vest Pocket Essays
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ntrrfnl:,
t:-.o Ir-.'i I'
ll! l.i..:ci..
hon.eiu.!
of that llt;e:t, for
1 hrr endless cro
i' ti'l a women
got on the train,
IMl.
t in..
J.i.-l
! .'.II llll'i ill
rhetlni; for awh
with u llttlu buli
at n way biation.
Tho baby looked solemnly ot (ho
actress, and lliii Middenly uniiinl.
Down went tnnt fancy work, nnd
out went two of tho luve-hungriest,
baby-hungriest arms you ever saw.
The baby went where It was so
wclcoir.o, and tbatttctross was hap
pier thuii a qucon for tho next ton
miles.
Her husband watched her, with
queer, emotions chusiug each other
across his faco.
That night I Bnw her play the
part of a blosd Boclety woman who'
lulled children and was utterly
unwomanly in every way.
Decs the sluge spoil people?
THE EYE
Ing him, for the selection of Mr.
Mui'sters meets with gcuoral ap
proval throughout Southern Oregon.
lie is a strong, courageous man
whose personality will help Increase
(lie success of tho Orogon Stuto Fulr
nd that Is what the peoplo every
where wuut a greater, a more rep
resentative fair each successive year!
Till'! .MOWS (il'TS IT AtiAI.V.
mutter of regret to his friends locat
ed here and elsoM-hcro.
In tho appointment of A. l .Mura
tora to succeed Mr. Uooth Governor
Wlthyconilw showed the good Judn-
l!uiler the caption ot "Watchful
Kdllors," the .Sulheiiin Sun rises to
the defense of the administration In
ns .Mexican policy, and launches a
thuilerbolt at tho Oiegoulan and
The News for having dared to criti
cise these) policies. Happily this
was loaded with nothing stronger
lliun smoke, so no damage has been
done. However. It might have been
Just ns well If ibe Sun had adhered
I u little stricter to Hie real facts.
Tub eyr is a nni.ic i'n: and lrigenioin
oi'Kan, l.y which in:.n i i ciisbie I to
soo. Th3 Korraul roan ban tv.-o e-ci
which n-o placed Ju.it l.c-e.-iih his
lofty brow and Ibis number oWries
him to ceo enough to kc.p lilm i.ud
nio.-t of Hie tiiv.e.
Ti'.e c;e In comoo.l:oi cT a Ir-'-e'
nur.ibcr of pnrtn, inr'.t: 'l::n the i i,
tho rcllna and tlie ortio nerve. The
eye is net (;otr.rlu.b!e and la more ex
elusive thrn our tet A r-.orican so
ciety, rcscn ting the Intrusion even o
foreign bodies. The optic nerve corj
rieets the oye with Ihe brain, thus en
abling tourists not only to see now
countries, but to remember them
briefly. A gool many cyos. mostly
owned and operated by chorus ladles,
have entirely too much nerve, how
ever. There are many colors of eyes, In
cluding brown, black and blue nnd
Bometlmes, In case of trouble, red,
green and yellow. The color of the
eye hasn't anything to do with Its
capacity to see, although sometimes
when an oyo is rod enough, it cnn
seo snakes In Ireland and pink ele
phants In St. Louis. But some col
ors of eyes are a good deal easier to
look at than others.
Eyes are used In a vast variety of
ways of which the most popular aro
reading, sight-seeing and husband
getting. The eye Is supposed to be
used for seeing only, but many young
women havo trained their oyes to
tulk In tho most eloquent and por-
BUIlslve flLHllloU.
Eyes are so' useful thnt men who
have no eyes aro considered mo.nt un
fortunate. They must make their liv
ing by wcnvlng baskets, tuning
pianos or by acting as chiefs of police
In a wide-open town. This latter Job
Is a very fine one for a blind man, as
a chief of police who can go through
nn ndministrntlon without seeing any
sigr.s of gambling can frequently
iua':o larRo sums of money.
Blind men cro happier than deaf
men anj-wny. This is partly because
they uo not havo to look at car signs.
t ft'
A Wnd man as chief of police can
make large sums of money
billboards, other people's automobiles
and women's hats.
Eyes are very delicate and get out
of repair easily. They must then be
helped out with glasses. There are
two kinds of glasses the kind that
hook over the cars and the kind that
straddle the nose. Tho latter are
much more stylish and fall off every
fifteen minutes at the rate of $9.76
per fall.
Man Is well protected with eyes In
front, but must rely on nutomobllo
horns behind. Man's eyes are so
placed that he cannot seo his own
face, which accounts for the many
startling varieties of whiskers .which
aro worn.
" Mrs. Jordax Is afl that Is left of a
woman who has brought eight chil
dren into the world and counts from
. morning till night by eights and tens
and their multiples in doing the
cooking, washing. Ironing and mend
ing for the big and little Jordans.
, But the arithmetic of how to feed ten
, mouths, shoe twenty feet, etc., was
simplified when Bill Jordan put on
khaki at the ago of thirty-five to
fl7ht for King and country, especially
for the only bit of beautiful English
countryside that he had ever known.
' The Government generously gave
Mrs. Jordan an allowance for
herself and each of,l) eight chil
dren and even sent her a part of
Bill's ray as a Bobiier.
"1 hear that Bill is back," I said
to M-5. Jo-J.-n f3 !:e passed on an
errand through the i-nrrien of "tho
Koufo," tho liouco where I was week
ending, "Yes," said Mrs. Jordan sorrowful
ly, "ho's co::n bncU."
"Xothlns very serious wrong with
. him, I hone."
"Xo, Isn't so much that I bin
thinkin' ont. There's my Hill a so
Jer nn' had to got rheumatiz. He
didn't oughter ha' got rheumatiz, fr
I was aik:s goin' on at him nbout
Inyln' on th' wet grass, an' when ho
tikes the eight thirty-two fr th' front
I sez to him, 'Bill, don't yo go In any
wet trenches nn' don't lay on th'
grass; no knnwin' what Belgium
grass Is like. You'll happen of rheu
matiz if you don't do as I tells ye.'
"An" here he la back from th' 'ors
pltal, 'obbllng an' errltable like you
can't do northin' with him, not from
bullits but from the rheumatiz he
gets fightln' th' Germans. Now all
he gets Is a pension, not by no means
so much as th' Army plde me an'
th' eight Jest fr th' use o' him. I
don't want me Bill killed or wounded
I'm middlin' fond o' him, fr he'a
as good a husband as a woman can
want when he ain't in liquor, an' he
only tikes too much now nnd agen
but he might ha' bin took prls'ner, an'
then them Germans 'd ha' had to
keep him steddy me, an' I'd ha' got
me full money."
When Mrs. Jordan was reminded
that the Germans would not have
given Bill the meat, ten, vegetables
and bread to which he was accus
tomed she said: "I'd ha' sent him
out a parcel res'lar, an' even thnt'd
ha' come "out cheaper, an' Bill he'd
ha' seen a bit of furrln' parts an'
come back arter the war. Mo an
the children was gettin' on so nice.
I -was beginnin' to turn meself round,
an' I'd bought everlastln' o' boots fr
th' eight an' got th' old ones mended,
an' a nice piece of stuff fr a dress fr
meself. I'd got me eye on a beaut'ful
carplt, too, an' then Hill comes home
uncurable with rheumatiz. Ho's took
so bad he can't even milk th' cows up
to th' farm. Bill goes on grumblln'
somothln' like th' old msn came
home with a cake of soap, but I mlde
him larf when I tole him about that
lidy from London wot tried to do her
bit milkin' cows fr her King an'
country. Bill forgot his rheumatiz
ail o' five minutes aa I tells him wot
ole Hnle tole me. j
"When she sees tho cows sho rct.
Where's y'r pile o' water an' cbt'i
to wash 'em with?' 'What i'yt
wanter wash, ma'am?' sez he. 'W'y.
you don't milk them cows afor.
you've washed their udders, do yc "
An' Hale he sez, 'I bin a cowman th'
twenty year an' never beerd o' wasii
ln' a cow's teats yet afore I milk-J
her.'
"Me Bill's so helpless I gotter w?.b
him an' dress tiini, too. f ain't ;.er.
got over ills jest comin' home from
th' front with rhcuiiiatU, but .hen
men never could tlka earo o' tlwlr
selves without women. !fd oly th'
Army to tike a few sensible women
out with 'em to see th' men d m't
mako fools o' tholrsel's. Lizzie Cart
wright has said hew they'd be .'esi
casulties fr th' Govlnment ;o iell
about if thero was a woman with a
broomstick in every trench to m;ika
tho men keep their 'cads down whore
th' Germans couldn't shoot 'em off.
But o' course no woman could nuka
you men believe that women crtild
bo so helpful In fightln' other men. '
I pointed out to Mrs. Jordan ; hat
sho was lucky and referred ro Mrs.
L.'s husband who would never -e'ur'i
and to Lieut. B., who came lack o
ins urine or two months
wreck from poison sas.
"But I'd rather he'd 3tayed out
there killln' more d' them '-funs "
concluded Mrs. Jordan. "It'd na' o.''i
better fr th' country, an' I'd na' ha 1
me dress mlde up an' a beaut'ful car
plt on th' floor to show th' neis.i
bors. And Bill, .waxing confidential dur
ing a minute's absence ot his wife
spank young George Jordan 'or chev.
ing my walking stick when I ,v
making a short call, said- "Poo
young 'un, the ole woman's bin awf-oj
errltable ever since I come mcj.
Jawrln about me an' allowance' -?
a carplt she ain't got. Lor' ',
wisli I wuz In th' trenches, r'leinm-i
.otal
-Jaij'E.Homg- S-,
Pepper Talks
By George Matthew Adams
Views Of The Press
and not made tho assertion that a
large majority or Ihe American peo
ple upheld those policies, when it is
remembered that only by putting on I cu"-
He Bug In COIlglesS. Was tho nilmln
The Attorney-General wants laws
to punish traitors. How ubout send
ing tlioni home to fight for their sov
ereigns? Philadelphia AorfA Ameri-
mom winch bus been In evidence Isiratlon utile to prevent an outbro ik
throiiKiiout ins administration. Whcn In Its own ranks. A close perusal
tho resignation of Mr. Booth had i of the telegraph reports the past
to bo accepted It bmauio necessary j week will substantiate this, and If
mu Boveinor io appoint a inun;tho editor will reft-
wno wng ntted In
Now that winter Is here It may not
bo amiss-to offer the customary ad
vlco that exposed nations bo particu
larly careful of tlicir war-chests.
Washington i'oif.
every way
mum nun. Houinerii Oregon was nn
titled to representation on tho board
uud what more fitting than a man
of largo stock and ngrbuli iu ul In
toresls bn appointed? Mr. .Manners
Is a known business nucess. lie in
used to handling big nfrulrs. Ho Is
n believer in the agricultural future
of Oregon and has for the past
twenty years hacked up his belief
by making a Biicress of his owii
rancniis. n,i win he R tlroless
worker on tho State Fnlr Hoard and
his Intimate nequalntnureshlp with
uio stock nnd grating Interests of
Oregon will ninko hi in a valuable ad
dition to tho board. The Stuto Fair
Hoard has use for such men ns A. C.
Masters whose ability extends In
many directions. Governor Withy
combe made uo mistake in appolnt-
h his uieiuorv; The Government Is rounding uo
y io sue-: regaining the Mexican embrogllo, he l" B"es 90 l'"iiy now that It Is ex
pected all will be in cusody by tho
lime our last remaining factory Is
blown up. Boston lYanjeript.
Russlnns claim capture of 49.874 In
One month. Teniletu-V nf Uiiuitiin
llevos that j and German population to change
will recall that It was In its inciid
oncy nt the close of the nduilnlstra-i
lion of President Tuft, and was lofti
for the incoming administration to'
o.iniiir. .No nam- man 1:
such a condition (,r f r i ,-u i.i I ntHrna mima t.i ,,11 ,,.... ..ti..
have continued this long, hud Tuft ' trom "'onomists. Wall Stroot our
and the n puhliinii party been kept !
in the harness. Hut aim ran over-! The man who Bnys that Booker
look such sporadic bolstering up of' T- nnA T' R' are ,he ,wo Rrcatost
this policy, when oTTe remember, that ' 1An Art nay produced fulllls
th.. nnihnr a i i i, r""Pnlm rs nc the prophecy that ltooeevc t s name
he author ,s holding down the posl-; would go down in history linked with
Hon or postmaster and must show Washington's. Washington Poif.
his gratitude. So fire wav i
Brother Ilayuer, tt ,,mv ,,, .. I We'll have to admit this Henry
j-uiub iHujt-i-t wan hoi iiiurn mors
nnd won't hurt The News
Oi egonlnn.
or the foolish than tho war Is. St. Louis
Olobe Democrat.
Geo. W. Stearns and wife, of Oak
laud, relumed to their home this aft
ernoon nfter'a few hours spent ITere.
O. B. Shaw aayi that the Allies
must not crush Germany. Latest ad
vices from the front Indicate that the
Allies are taking his suggestion very
tarjoualjr. Macon A'venir0 Xtvt.
The Germans are said to be sur
prised thnt tho Allies have not asked
for peace already. The reason prob
ably Is that the Allies don't read the
German newspapers. Chicago Her
ald. Mr. Ford can point to the fact that
Sir John French, at least, was out of
the trenches beforo Christmas. New
York Evening Post.
"Germany has such Immense stores
or copper as to suffice for years to
come.'' says the Chnucellor in tho
lte'chstng, and the cheers that greet
ed this statement almost drowned the
sound of the workmen's hammers
stripping off the copper roof.-Wall
Street Journal.
T. It. can't take his hat off now to
eemtch his head without making the
favorite sons shiver. Boston Jronj
cript. Another pathetic little feature of
evory-day life is the way, the minute
the President announces that crea
tures of passion, disloyalty and an
archy must be crushed out, a great
many of our cltliens become violent
ly angry at him for getting bo per
sonal. Ohio State Journal.
"We congratulate the President on
his novel vigor," sneers the London
Caronfcle. Perhaps In time we shall
be able to congratulate tho British
Government on some novel military
vigor In the Balkans and at the Dar
daaaUea. New York World,
Count
If there IS any pure Luck In the
world or If It ever really does figure
in the summing up of things, here's
when It figures biggest on the day
that you find your Life Work and
glory in It. Lucky you are. then
for you Count. Tho world must
have you.
Be Somebody In the Crowd Count
No man ever Counts until he as
sumes Responsibility. Responsibility
demands tho work of the Brain and
Heart. These two, working together,
breed Ideas. Then Results begin to
show. And Results mako you
Count.
Be Somebody In the Crowd Count.
People who are Useful always
Count. So if you want to Count
If you want to be singled out and
Justly praised, think of the most use
ful service possible for you to render.
Then get busy In doing It. The man
at his job. doing It as best he can,
Is sure to Count.
Be Somebody In the Crowd Count
Nothing stirs and Inspires more
than to hove It said that you are
Somebody and that you Count that
you are a Creator, a Builder, a Pro
ducer. Anyone ts Justified In con
gratulatlng himself If he does things
If he really Counts.
' Be Somebody In the Crowd Count
But don't be so foolish as to be
completely satisfied with the results
of any work. Growth comes In a
largo measure by Comparison. When
you do your work better To-day than
ri?aT rour genuine
Capacity and know that there Is no
actual Perfection eicept the Perfec
tion of doing better Today than Yes-
ciirive ror mts and you need
So'r.ni'T? " to wne,h,r 0T "ot
yon will CounL Yon will.
Be Somebody In the Crowd Count
No set rule works all the time The
great detective who died not long
ago and left a fortune of three mm.
ion dollars got It by meddling w ill
other people's business.
A man is always willing to make
an estimate of the size of the fish
that got back into the water.
When a girl marries well the gos
. sips say her mother made the match?
Rameses la about tho only public
character who haB been dead long 1
enough to mako criticism of him
perfectly safa.
Every drunknrd claims that hs
has quit
The fact that the men accompli-',
as much as they do Is surpilsln..
Nearly every man has a velvet c-
lar to keep clean.
The women plan the parades, hot
the men do the marching.
A woman's photograph seldom
renders a verdict In accord with the
findings of the mirror on her dross
Ing table.
.n a country community things are
often bo dull that a red-haired babv
creates comment
A man can be certain of only one
thing and that Is that be will grow
homelier every day of his life.
An even trade Is one In which a
goat Is exchanged for a parrot
Hon .I,"b.7 wl8hes ,0 atten
tion o the fact that they have put
tho alum back in baking powder.
A man likes to be chased a little
runrn?bUUtMnhl-"
nHaiH Cl,n!n"lly to any fr'h.r
Si, ? admlt that most d.:-tlUmornU:geK,nghlS-'u
tneman who expresses the wish ti -a
t you in Heaven nearly Vlv
Vear, a f,c clouded with doJiP"