gt'KKR ITKM8 A Balttraore woman has brought action against an Ohio soap company because In washing her hands Bhe i tore a gash In her hand an a nail con cealed In the cnlo she was using. She asks only $10,000. . It's all rliiht to bring out the good there is In a boy, but it's Just as well to let a little stay in. A man has Just been captured in Chicago who has been making his living by writing sacred songs and stealing horses. . Tom L. Johnson omitted the word "obey", from the marriage service when called upon to perform it ns mayor of Cleveland, because, as he tald, he would never help to make liars of the people.- A New "York man who ate sixty buckwheat cakes and 2 pounds of suasage said he would have done bet ter if he had been hungry. A Denver bride called up her gro cer the other day and asked him where the Porter House was located, lie Baid he had never heard of r.he place. She snld sho hadn't either, but wished she could find out as her hus band wanted one of its steaks. Many Japanese women gild their toeth. Women of Arabia Btuln their finger and toes red. In Greenland women paint their face blue and yel low. Hi India the women of high caste paint their teeth hlnck. A Illndo bride Is annolnted from head to foot with grease and saffron, Borneo wo mon dye their hair in fantastic, colors pink, green, blue and scarlet. In Holland, scars made carefully with shells, form elaborate' patterns on the, women's faces. In South America the- women draw their front teeth esteeming ns nn ornament the black gap thus made. It Is not neceisarily a reflection upon tho ninle sex that only 4.1 per cent of tho church members of the United States, according to the latest consul statistics should be men. There nre more women than men, anyway. In" thnt pnrt of the country whore churche must abound. Some one is preaching a new cult In New York, the central thought of which Is that if you get in tho right vibration you can live for 1000 years Just as well as not. That is all very well, but will some one tell us what la the right vlrbrntlon and where we can find it? " Kdward Gotobed for the last 8 years has been a bedroon steward on tho Atlantic liner Minneapolis. Mine. Guadalupe de Haro, a Mex ican and a descendant of tho Mon tezmnas, is In New Yoik studying. do mestic, scierce as practiced In the United States. A New York contractor who nsfted legal authority to ehango Mb name declared Its final "sky" had cost him 100,000 a year for five yeurs in lost contracts. An Iowa girl has chewed gum so constantly that her face has become one-sided A Connecticut farmer planted to bacco seeds that had laid in a Jar for 45 years. The Beeds raised healthy plants and were declared to be to bacco by factory experts Just In time to save them from going Into the cold flaw. Bodies hurled for 150 years have been found in Siberia In a perfect state of preservation. A New York girl, having tried un successfully to commttt suicide on five different times, went and got married. I'HK HH U.ING 8THEXGTH OK MIXKItAlj WATERS In Cases of Dyspepsin. Rheumatism, Gout ami Nervous Breakdown, Is Marvelous Upon recent investigation by emin etn physicians, chemists and scien tists it has been demonstrated that natural, earth flowing mineral waters are the most beneficial means for the cute of organic maladies. Pnao Robles Hot Springs are at this time the point of interest to most investigators, as rectus occurences have attracted the attention of the thinking world to these springs One of their chief points of inter est to medical men is said to be that which. proves that a pre-eminent ac tion rests in the waters which flow from the earth at Paso Robles, Cal ifornia. Paso Robles Hot Springs are mak ing cures daily of rheumatism, gout, stomach trouble, neurotic diseases, kidney trouble, and general break down, which proves almost beyond question to medical men that there is Borne quality in these waters su uerlor to any ill this country and probably In the world. It Is also claimed for Paso Robles that the air conditions are perfect. It lies In a small valley protected by mountain ranges; Ib 720 feet above sea level and is not assailed by too much sea moisture or an abnormal tomperaluro from the hot land winds. This air condition Is thought by some to have almost as much to do with its cures as the waters them selves. The town like all health rcBorts, Is filled with boarding houses of all kinds, bo thnt every purse will be pleased. There are hotols for the rich, where any luxury may be had. Private baths for exclusive patrons who wish to be to themselves. Those springs have been known for centuries, for they were used by the Indian to euro his sick and later the Franciscan fathers performed wonderful cures here, but it is only recently that the really marvelous powers of theso waters were made known to the world at large. Nearly every form or organic trou ble Is .treated at those hot springs for the authorities welcome nil ex cept those who have tuberculosis or unclean diseases. For the man who suffers from overeating or from n'.co hollc excesses there Ib nothing ill the world to equal a week spent at PnBo Koules. H straightens him out with a rnpldity that Is wonderful, and the best recommendation is that they do away with the nerve-craving lor sum ulunt8 because of their peculiar soothing effects upon the nervous syoHtom. j Truly speaking the study of Paflo . Robles Hot Springs Is one which is giving the Tnediciil fraternity abroad ; and nt home much interest, and is probahlv directing more nttention to California than any other of her natural gifts to man. i A small book, neatly illustrated, hns been recently published by the mnnaL-ement telling Uie story of the Hot Springs In a most interesting manner and giving complete Infor- THE IMPERIAL;: A Temperance Saloon i! Properly Conducted Opposite Passenger Depot - Roseburg ORDWAY & BOGART PROPRIETORS CHINA SAM Has oh display for the Holidays a Choice selection of dishes, Including hand painted chiim, Japnnsese and China dishes in beautiful designs. Al so n fine line of silk hnndkerchlofs, toys for the children and some tint Brass ware. Call and mnko your selection early. Pikes way down nnd the goods nro the best to he had. ItK.U'Tll'TIi VASKS JACKSOX STREET mation. Send for it, either to Wm. McMurray, General Pasenger Agent of the O. R. & N., Portland, Oregon, or Dr. F. W. Sawyer, manager, Paso Robles, California. tf. The biggest and best line of Post Card Albums in Douglas county at Roseburg Hook Store. tf ATTENTION Flour has nearly doubled in price. We sell B R E AD at the same prices and it is the best. CooKies, buns, cinnamon rolls and doughnuts 10c Per dozen. Pies 10c each. Our caKes are the best. CHURCH BROTHERS CASS STREET GENERAL JOBBING HOWARD The PLUMBERS Skylights, Cornicles Largest Stock of Plumbing Goods lo the City The Fair Will Have Special Sales on Holiday EVERY DAY . Watch the windows for particulars. We will have Doll Day, Toy Day, Picture day, etc., etc. 25 Per Cent Redaction on These Sale Days. Chance on the hig doll with every 50c purchase. GROUCH & ALDRIGH Wholesale and Retail Dealers in I Cement Plaster, Lime and Cement Blocks, Cement ' Sewer Pipe, Mill Work and all Building Materia iGive us a call. We will save you money. The biggest and best crockery store In Southern Oregon. Everything that Is made In crockery, glassware, and China, we have it. From the plainest to best hand-painted. Many beautiful pieces of Llbby cut glass suitable for presents. Rice & Rice, the bouse furnishers. j PHONE 357 REPAIR WORK & MAHAN and TINNERS and Dryer Pipe ROSEBURG, OREGON Goods Office: Warehouse No. Isear the Depot. Telephone Main 231 or 311.