THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE. SATURDAY. OCTOBER 13, 1900. ,r,.nipO .hint!. Riehts should be WILL VOMFESS. The Weekly Ghroniele. Advertising llatca. Per mc A. O lelt.cb or le In laily H W O er two loche mnd umler four loche 1 Wj t)er four liicliw ud under twelve lucaea.. T O .'er twelve inchiM 80 DAILY AND WEEKLY. t)ninfh or leu, ixrr Inch 83 SO OTer one Inch nd under lour Inches i 00 Over lour inches sad under tweive Inches. . 1 60 Over twelve inches 1 00 SORROWS OF THE GREAT. RICH ASD Pitjr the sorrows of tb 3 poor rich and the wretched who are placed in high stations! says the New Yoik Sun. The duchess of Arjtyle wrote the other day to the emperors, kings, princes, and princesses of Europe, asking them whom they envied in this world of sorrows. The replies' winch she received are heartrending, One can almost see the stains be tween the lines, or fanov the sighs and sobs at the end of a period. First comes the Prince of Wales with the following dismal wail : I envy the man to whom it is permitted to be sllght'y indisposed, without tiie fact being put in this shape and spread all over the papers of Europe: 'His Highness is seriously ill' who can breakfast in peace without tbe an nouncement in the newspapers 'His Highness ate with a good appetite" - and who can go to tbe races without finding the nest morning in tbe same papers 'His Highness bet heavilj In a word, I envy the man who be longs to his family alone, and whose movements are not watched and falsely Interpreted." From the Princess Charles of Den mark comes the following: When I can take a ride on my bicycle, and afterward devote myself entirely lo my own family affairs, 1 envy no body. But when I have to Le her Royal Ilighnes. I envy everybody." Emperor William II gives this melancholy, but bold reply, poorly - calculated to please the sans-patrie: "There is only one man in this world . thai I do not envy, and that is the ra:Cil who does not love bis coun try." From Emperor Francis Joseph comes this answer, doubtless written In the tone of a sigh, whatever that may be: "I envy tho fate of tbe fellow who isn't an emperor." With notes inoie sustained, assum ing for tbe sake of symphony that there is music in a sigh, the Czar hums dolefully in this key : "I sin cerely envy every man man who is not loaded down with the cares of a great empire, and who has not to weep for the woes of a people." , This is a mighty poor show surely. In the pursuit of happiness, where the mischief are we all at? tyrannical things- Rights should be acknowledged and guaranteed. It is not safe to bave them dependent on the caprice or Inteiest of any person or class." IJryan, in supporting tbe anti injunction policy of the dcniociacy, siyt that injunctions are unnecessary because tbe things they stop are either illegal or legal, and. If they are illegal, the person doing an illegal act can be punished. That is beau tifully Bryanesque. It is a part of tbe Bryanocracy of the democratic party. Suppose a mob was destroy ing property. Suppose a railroad company proposed to destroy a man's propcity and ruu its road through his house. Tbe mob, if Individual members could be found, and some persons connected with the railroad company, might be punished; but what good would that do to the man whose property was destroyed? An injunction saves property, and it is then determined whether tbe pro posed act is legal or illegal. It is also a good thing for tbe people whom the injunction restrains, be cause it saves them from punishment by Gne or impiisonment if it is found that they were going to perpetrate an illegal act. It is another case of where Bryan thinks the American people are fools. WHOLESOME WORDS. The Universal Leader, a thorough ly non-partisan religious weekly, edited however for many years by men who have been identified with the New England democracy, has tho following true and timely re marks on tbe pending strike ot the anthracite coal miners. They are so far removed from the demagogic trash that fill our political papers and is spouted from Bryan itc and other platforms that they will bear repeti tion, lue moral or lucm is, or ought to be, a truism; that while labor has rights that no right-minded man would attempt lo deny or curtail, capital also has rights that labor must respect or suffer the con sequences of low wage or absolute idleness. 'Ihe striking miners complain that the railroads and the operators tyrannize over them. We are the more inclined to accept their indict merit because we notice that the miners, when their turn comes, are not slow to tyrannize over the owners and shippers and over other laborers. The disposition to tyran nize is so universal that it is the part of wisdom to open as few tempta tions to tyranny as possible. We bare often said that we know no religious denomination, cot except ing our own, that could be safely entrusted with authority over any other religious denomination. Irre sponsible power is a dangerous weapon. When the miners, by their overpowering .numbers, feel that they can do what tbej will, tbey will do most arbitrary, unjust and . We have oeen bearing a great deal from the anti-expansionists about imperialism. A man making some investigations lecently dug up a speech of Alien G. Thurman's, de livered in 1848, in which ho denounced everybody generally as traitors who were opposed to the annexation of the territoiy acquired from Mexico after the war with that country. In the halls of congress, about 1850, Stephen A. Douglas called Columbus Delano a traitor because the latter still criticised the conquest of the territory from Mex ico. I'hurman and Douglas were leading democrats ot their time. They were expansionists what the democrats of today try to call "im perialists." It is said the populists of four years ago out in the prune districts south of Salem are all going to vote for McKinley. Tbey can see the benefits of expansion and of protec lion to prunes. The only trouble with the duty is, it is not half high enough. But it is a whole lot better than nothing, and it represents tbe difference between profitable pi ices and unremunerativc ones, which is the soul of the industry. Tbe prune orchards out there would be woith 1500 an acre, if the duty on prunes were raised to 5 cents a pound. Statesman. THEY WILL VOSFESS. The New York Sun predicts that after election is over the following groups of gentlemen taking a hind in tbe campaign on the Bryan side will conclude that they made donkeys of themselves of colossal size. First Those who have argued that there was no danger in free silver because it was "dead." Then the honor of the party which they support is, if possible, deader. The democracy is pledged to free silver by two national platforms and a caudidate twice nominated. No humbug like it ever lived, if it should spare any effort to have tbe mints opened to free silver coinage. Secondly Those who have argued that Bryan can be elected with safety because the republican party will remain to prevent harm. This argument might be influential in an asylum for idiots; hardly anywhere else. Thirdly Those who hold that free silver can wait upon tbe "paramount" issue of imperialism. What there is of imperialism rests on the treaty of Paris, which Bryan helped to oiske two years ago. It can be undone later as well as it can be undone now. But the work of free silver can never be undone. A countiy once proven dishonest will never be honest in tho world's eye. r n A I I I "The adrmiiibUalion should have ordered Dewey to leavo Manila Bay immediately after tbe destruction of the Spanish fleet," is the assertion often made by democratic orators. Tbo answer to this is plain. In one question, what would the United States have done in tbe Chinese crisis bad it not been for Manila as a basis? Tbe troops which landed at Taku, fought the battle of Tien Tsin, and marched' on to Pekin, came from the Philippines. Manila. Bay is needed by tho United Stales in its business, and will be kept. "The full dinner bucket is not a sordid emblem," says Ex-President Harrison in a recent interview. "It has a spiritual significance for the spiritually-minded. It means more comfort for Ike wife and family, more schooling and less wcrk for the children, and a margin of saving for sickness and old age." In 1895, under democratic admin istration, our favorable trade balance was $75,508,200. During the last three years, under the republican policy of expansion in the world's markets, our valuable trade balance has overaged more than $565,000,000 each year. This means more work for American labor. Tbe Times-Mountaineer is mad as a wet hen because the old soldiers of the local Grand Army post called a meeting last Monday night to ex press their opinion of Bryan's im perialistic bogey man. It sees noth ing but a "scheme" in one of the most spontaneous gatherings that ever met in this city. Tbe call was published three limes in The Chron icle, in practical' the same words. The old soldiers were asked to n-eet 'to express' their opinion of the administration's action towards the Philippines." And they did express themselves, every man of them singly, on the floor of Fraternity hall. And there was no mincing of words, and no. possibility ot mistak ing their meaning. The sentiment of every soldier in tho hall, young or old, might be expressed in these words, (although on the lip3 of the rugged old soldiers they were far more forcible if less elegant) "Perdi tion strike the banl that pulls down the American Dag from any flag staff where American valor has placed it," Nor was the meeting a mere gather in? "of a dozen or so," as the Times Mountaineer says. There were nearly thirty veterans present, a re markibly large number, when one remembers how old age, disease and death havo thinned out the members of tbe post. When our contemporary j amrms that anybody, no matter whom, whipping the old soldiers into lire, he casts an insult In their teeth. The meeting was theirs, called by themselves and conducted by them selves. Every man who attended it, save one, the editor of The Chuon icle, who was there merely as a spectator and reporter, was n veteran either of tbe civil war or of the Spanish. Nor was the meeting called in order that the veterans might pledge themselves to anybody or any party. Nor was any. pledge talked of or hinted at. They met as American freemen to express their sentiments on the policy of expan sion, ana the resolul ons adonti-d. without a dissenting vote, show that the men who bared their breasts to tbe bullets of the enemy, whether in the cotton fields of the South or the rice swamps of Luzon have lo dread or tho false and manufactured Issues of militarism and imperialism. The Kind Ton nave Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne- the slgrnatnre of and has been made unaer nig per- yTj's-z. sonal supervision since its Infancy. 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