THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE.' WEDNESDAY. APRIL 13. 1900 The Weekly Chronicle Per iwk Ouli.rnor le In l'oily IJ O er to (noho. uii't un'kT fur Iihmc. 1 i) iur four ltu !u ami uiiJcr twelve luetic.. O -r twiUe iiu'hc UAiLY iNU WII&LY. fit inoh or U, por lueh - ,)TiTm liwli ana u'Kl.T four Incliei OviT fuur inche. Hud muter twelve liit-be. . 1 Orer twilve imno. IIIXC ILLAE LACRIMAE. As Mark Antony said nt the grave of Ctesar, "If you have tears to abed nrpnarc to shed them now." The Oregonian weeps. Let us swipe a onion peel and weep with it. XI; Republican state convention refuse to "indorse the brave stand made by Senator Simon in congress." and the Oreganian refuses to be comforted It touches our heart of hearts to see this Damon and Pythias affection unrecognized. What a lot of ingrate chumps these Oregon Republicans tire an way. If the name of Simon was too sacred to be used in a con ventional indorsement, why did not the lunkheads "indorse the brav etind made by the Democratic party and let it go at thit? The worlr would have known what they meant and would have "reverenced their modesty. And the tears of the Ore gouian would have been spared for the defeat of Brother Corbett later on. Can it be that the delegates imagined that an indorsement Simon would Lave been a reflection on McBiide, Tongue and Moody, not to say McKinley and the whole Republican administration? What right bad the delegates to imagin anything? Who cares Jor McBrid or Tongue or Moody or McKinley or anybody but dear, "brave" Sen ator Simon? Ah mel What cruel monsters these Republican delegates are! Brother Scott, you have The Ciiiionici.e's most distinguished com miseration. "FREE TRADE AND THE CONSTI TUTION." In discussing the Puerto Rican bill the New York Tribune calls at tention to some facts that must be known before one is competent to pronounce a fair judgment on tbe bill. The Tribune says: "Puerto Kico tradesmen, we are told, cannot reconcile themselves to the tariff imposition.' They want free trade under the constitution. But do they realize what that would involve in regard to their own interest? It would mean the imposi tiou upon them, also, of our entire internal revenue system, including the tax on tobacco, the stamp taxes and all the rest. Do .the Puerto Ricans want that? We are told that they do not. Iu fact, they have protested against it as strongly as they have asked for free trade. But they cannot cut and carve tbe con stitutton to suit their own' taste and Taney, it l tie constitution is ex tended to their island, so as to make their tariff system a part of ours, it roust be extended in its entirety, so as to make their internal revenue system identical with ours. Suppose they and their bot-gospeller friends turn tbeir consideration trom tbe tariff for a moment and fix it upon the internal, revenue. They may And therein nutritious food for thought." The first plank in the Democratic state platform reads as follows: "We, the Democrats of Oregon, in conven tion assembled, do hereby affirm and indorse, in whole and in part, in letter and in spirit, tbe platform adopted by the Democratic conven tion held in Chicago in 1896. And the money plank of the Democratic, People's party and Silver Republican parties of 1898." The clauso in brackets was added as the price tbe Democrats had o pay the Pops for their help to pull the Democratic chestnuts out of the fire. Then when they Lad adopted the platform with a whoop they nominated a gold standard banker from Lakeview, as their candidate for congress from the First district. There might be some force in tbe talk about oppression of unrepre sented Puerto Rico, says tbe New York Tribune, if congress were to levy special and higher taxes on it than on tbe home territories for federal purposes. But it has done no such thing. It levies no taxes on Puerto Rico for fedcrnl purposes, and for local purposes levies a tax of which Americans trading with Puerto Rico must bear a share, instead of putting the whole burden on tbe island. If that is oppression of Puerto Rico, make the most of it. In fact, it is uncommon generosity, and nobody would dare question it except in the confusion over the novelty of a customs tariff being levied for purposes of local taxation, acoursa warranted in this case by the peculiar conditions of the island, and fairly entitled to a trial before being denounced. It no more vio lates pledges given to Puerto Rico than would the levying by congress of a direct tax for building a road in the island. HERE FACTIOUS Ol'l'OSl TIOS. Tho men in congrcs3 aod Oui of congress who have opposed the Puerto Rican bill have not suggested any alternative, says the Salem Statesman. TLey have not said Low tbe money should be raised to pay the costs of the government and the improvements in the island. When they Lave voted against the bill, they have voted to let the Dingley duties remain voted for 100 per cent instead of 15 per cent of tbe i duties tbat have been charged. The whole of tho opposition has been merely an attack upon the ad ministration, coupled with an attempt to gain some advantage by the men in this country favoring free trade, There has been no consistency, no fairness and no good business sense in tbe opposition. The country is waking up to these facts, and the conclusion will be that the very best thing has been done that could have been done; and that the opposition has been contemptible. Tbe Oregonian, a short time ago, said "Bryan is a far more dangerous man this year than in 1896," and Democratic papers all over tbe coun try have been frothing at tbe mouth over it ever since. It is a sad and solemn truth, notwithstanding. Sil verism is no longer a menace to the country and no one dreads Bryan's election on account of it. But Bryanism caters to something infi nitely worse than free silver. It bids for the vote of every man who imagines he has a grievance against society, of every disciple of unrest and revolution, of every socialist, nihilist, communist, anarchist, or by whatever name tho forces of rev olution and tbe enemies of law and order may be known. Tbe triumph of Bryanism means the triumph of these forces. In a war of this nature there is no choice left to tbe man who loves his country and its flag. Bryanism must be annihilated by patriotic American ballots. Tbe salvation of the nation is in the balance. Who tbe Republican nom inee is, is a matter of small concern On tbe first day of tbe present month the volume of money in circu lation in tbe United Slates was found, for the first time in our history, to exceed two billions. With n estimated population of $77,395,- uuu me per capita circulation is 26.12. Four' years ago, when Bryan and his cohorts vere screech ing that money would become scarcer and dearer unless Bryan was elected president, the per capita was $21.53 or $4.59 less than it is today. This marvelous exhibit should satisfy would satisfy anybody except a Populist, who wants paper money to trundle around by the wagon loud. The low estimate placed by Ad' miral Dewey upon tbe duties devolv- ing upon tbe president ought to encourage some of tho Multnomah Democrats Judge O'Day, or Gen- eral Kcllfeather or Pat Powers, for example to aspire to tho ofUce. Secretary Gage has decided that the customs feature of the Puerto Rico bill goes into operation on the st day of May, 1900. This de cision was made necessary in view of discrepancy in Uic bill as to the me tbe act should become operative. TOM FITCH OS EXFASSIUS. Tom Fitch, who will be remem bered by old timers ns tho "silver tongued" orator of the Pacific coast, but who is hardly known to the vouDeer eeneration, delivered a speech in Salt Lake Cily a short time aao on expansion that was characterized bv all tbe Dre aud wealth of diction that distinguished tho author a quarter of a century ago. The closing appeal to tbe young men in the audience will bear repetition. Mr. Fitch said : "I have little hope that what I bave said tonight will influence tbe votes of the stubborn greybeards who have turned tbeir faces away from the light for lo! these many years. 'Kpbraim is joined to his idols; let him alone.' But among this vast audience are many who are standing upon the threshold of man hood, and to them I appeal. Young men, do you think it wise to link your future with this record of past blunders and promise of future mis takes which calls itself the Democratic party? Will you be content to ride in their ramshackle wagon with your feet hanging over the tailboard and your face forever turned toward tbe rear? Will you fasten tbe young, bright-eyed, strong-limbed trotting horse of ambition and hope in double harness with a spavined and broken kneed relic of tbe palezoic age of politics? Will you accept tbe retro gressive doctrines of tbe butternut breeched saleratus-saturated nguc shaken statesmen of tbe swamps? Will you turn from tbe smooth high way to stumble among tho recks and brambles? Will you deny yourselves tho music and lights and shelter of the cathedral to skulk among (be cold and gloomy gravestones of the churchyard ?" Tho Telegram says: "Senator Mc Bride will be defeated is indeed already defeated not because he is not a man of extraordinary ability or especial fitness for so high and onerous a position, he knows that he is not such a man but simply because be was not big enough and courageous enough to grasp a grea question and openly, boldly and forcefully take the right position upon it." Tbe reference is, of course, to tbe senator's vote on the Puerto Rican bill. Inferentially, of course, it apotheosize Senator Simon for having tho courage "openly, boldly and forcefully" to desert his parly and vote with the Democrats. But the logic is faulty. If McBride is to be slaughtered because be voted for the bill, why were Tongue and Moody recominated after thej' had done tno same tu:ngr li s a poor rule tbat wont work both ways. In a speech delivered in the lower bouse of congress February 27th, Joseph C. Cannon, of Illinois, made tho following statement, which ac counts for the tears which have been shed by free-trade editors and speak ers over the Puerto Rican tariff bill : "Who has this tobacco 3,000,000 pounds in Puerto Rico? I will tell you. 1 be merchant has it; and am Informed that the tobacso trust of the United States owns it, and sends some of these poor Puerto Rican-Amerioan people, if not Amer ican people, over here to work for 'a fair show for Puerto Rico.' Three million pounds at 35 cents a pound. If tbey could import it today, they would have tbat duty to pay. If tbat tobacco should come to the United States, paying 35 cents a pound, that would be $1,050,000 upon tobacco In tbe islands of the American Tobacco Trust." Portland Ftisionists bave not yet agreed upon a ticket, and when tbey do it is doubtful if any can be named that will command tbe support of all the incongruous elements it is hoped to unite. With refreshing inconsistency tbe Republicans of Multnomah county "indorsed the administration of Pres ident McKinley" and then indorsed Senator Simon for acting conspicu ously in opposition to tho administration. Tbe official Republican majorities Cincinnati rar.ge from 9583 to 3260. As the Democrats carried tbe city last fall the straw indicates that Ohio is ready for tbe presidential year. CHRIST IS RISEN. putlcoUrlr beautiful in In decoration ot potted plants and white flowers, ene the exorcises of the day were most fit- tin. . . After the opening exerc.se ot tlie morn!rjf, which included two beautiful anthems by the choir, the pastor, Rev. U. F. Hawk, took as bis text the word "Sow is Christ Risen from the dead and become the first fruits of them that slept." By way of introduction e said that nearly 190O years ago, as the first light shone over ti e JuJ.-an hills, there transpired an event which may well Is termed the event of the ages. Bat a day or two before a man from Galilee bad teen nailed to the cross, suffering death for a great cause. The body was laid in the tomb, and remembering the prophecy concerning his resurrection, the king's seal was put upon the door and a soldier placed on guard. But all in vain, for the power of the God above was manilest and an angel was sent to roll away the stone, and the Lord came forth. This great event we celebrat today. It would seem that heaven and earth combined to make this event the most noted of tbe ages, and so understood by all men. After a trial in accord with all tbe requirements of the age, the con demned was crucified publicly and be fore the great throng, which was present to attend tbe passover. While the peo ple gazed in wonder, the heavens and the earth bear witness to the import ance of the event the sun clothed it self in sackcloth, the earth vibrated, the graves opened, while the veil of the temple was rent in twain. After dwelling for a short time on the crucifixion aud the burial, the speaker described the visit of tbe women to the grave or, the morning of the third day, aud in connection said tbat it seemed to be ordained that with all such important events woman should have an especial connection. While many bad not dared to visit the grave and others had per haps forgotten, these two women were permitted to be the first to greet the risen Lord and bear his loving voice. "But today what of this man of Gali lee who was shamefully crucified and held in dishonor? This morning as we come "to celebrate the Easter day, we see the eyes of king and princes, states men and scholars gazing'to behold the open grave. From all parts of the world we see all eyes turned to him and the millions receiving blm. Old men are singing Ubrist n risen, while young men and maidens take up the glad re frain : and over the laud more than 4,900,000 people are calling him Lord and Master." .In closing Mr. Hawk dwelt on the im port of the resurrection to believers and the hope, joy and gladness which it brings to sorrowing ones, as well as to all the world tbia Easter day. In the evening appropriate exercises were given by the Sunday school, the choir and others, which were not only fitting, but very well rendeied and greatly appreciated. The offerings of tbe day, which were generous, were devoted to missions. Married. The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been In use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of ana nas oeen maue unaer his pep. Jt- Bonal supervision since Us Infancy. -COtcJUti Allow no one to deceive you In thla " All Counterfeits, Imitations and"Just-as-good,,arebut Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of In&tnts and Children Experience against Experiment What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare, goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic taibstance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS . Bears the Signature of The Kind You Me Always BougM In Use For Over 30 Years. THC OCNTAun COMMNV, TT HUMtT aTRKKT. MEW YORK OITV. I'rogre.a Toward Orguiiiiatliin. Yesterday afternoon, April 16th, at the residence of tbe bridegroom's father, Mr. C. W. Haight, of this city, John J. Haight, of Cow Canyon, to Ella Calia- ghan, of Clackamas county. Tub Chroniclk has not the pleasure of the acquaintance of the bride, but we have no doubt she is worthy of one of the best young men In Southeastern Wasco, which is precisely the deserved reputation of her young husband. The young couple will make their future home at the Cow Canyon toll gate. Rev. D. V. Poling performed the mar riage ceremony. Republican,, Alteatlonl An Eaiter Day H.rmnn at the MethodUt Chore ti. The interior of the Methodist church Sunday betokened the glad Eaiter tide and Its celebration. Tbe altar was A meeting of The Dalles McKinley Club will be bold in tbe court house next Thursday evening at 8 o'clock The meeting is called for the purpose of electing officers and lor the transaction of other business incident to the pend ing campaigns. By order 17-3t 'L. E. Cbowk, President. School lteport. Report of Fair View school, district No. 48, for the month ending April 13, 1900: No. of days taught, 20. No. of pupils enrolled, 35. No. days attendance, 681. Average daily attendance, 29, The following named pupils were nei ther tardy nor absent: Alice Brown, Mabel Brown, Flora Brown, Mainmie Brown, Lottie Crabtree, Edna Kavlor, Linnie Kaylor, Minnie Kaylor, Lena Snodgrass and Tina Snodgrasa. T. M, B. Chastais, Teacher. FOR SALE. A farm of 120 acres, about 80 acre of which is under cnltivation, with a fine ronng orchard of two acrei in full bear ng ; abundance of livina water anil annd frame dwelling and barn and other farm buildings, twelve miles east of The Dalles and four miles east of Uovil nnnt. office. Farm will be sold, with or with out the growing crop of about 80 acres. rnce without crop iiuoo, and terms verv easy, as owner's health compels a chamra of climate. Apply to wa'-tl M. W. Fhbkma.v. Bovd. Or. Latest designs for 1900 in wall paper. Efegant stock to select from at II. Glenn ACo.'f. aprl7-lw Wall paper I Where? At Glenn's paint and oil store. aprl7-lw The young men of the Students' Liter ary Club are making steady progreea towards organizing either a branch of the Y. M. C. A. cr a society or club tbat shall work along Y. M. C. A. lines. A committe appointed by the Students' Literary Club has conferred with the Commercial Club and with the leading religious organizations of the city. The result is the appointment of a com mittee from each of fieae bodies who will meet together some day not yet fixed this week and sgreo upon the character of the new orgauizition. II. W. Stone, secretary of the Y. M. C. A. at Portland, will stop over on his way home from the East and give the meet ing the benefit of his knowledge of the workings of the Y. M. C. A. Mr. Stone promises to telegraph Mr. Browni.iil when he will be here and a meeting of all the committees will then be called. The following are the committees of the several bodies, the whole of whom con stitute what may be called a Committee on Organization : Methodist church Meesrs. Will Con don, N Whealdon, S. Bolton, Rev. U. F. Hawk. D. C. & A. Club Messrs. C L Phillips and E Kurtz, Episcopal church Messrs. D L Vause, T A Hudson, J F Moore. Congregational church J M Hunting ton, Miss Nan Cooper, Mr. Merrell, Rev D V Toling. Baptist church Messrs Woodworth, Allaway, 'Johns, and Rev Clifton. Chrietian church Messrs Whetherall, Egbert, O'Brien, and Rev U Rushing, j balvation Army Captain Simmons. Students' Literary Club Dr. Sanders, Clyde Riddel, Timothy Brownhill, Joseph McArthor. W. C. T. U. Mesdames Barnett, Parkin, Lsiuison, Donnell, Rushing. Loit Ilia Jnrladlctlnn. dialogues, and a violin solo by SI: Middleswart. - Every number was is mirably rendered and showed thatgm care tiaa oeen exercised in tno prepvv tion. A delightful hour and a hall J spent in this manner, when the luc; baskets of tbe visitors and pupils w placed on the platform and sold i auction lor the benefit of a project? school library, realizing the handiou sum of $30.20. Superintendent Giltx: made an interesting speech explanttor of the methods he was pureuing to pb a norary witnin ine reach ot evert school in tbe county. The disposal J the contents of the lunch baskets elm; the entertainment and after the p nights bad been exchanged the croi wended their way homeward by t cheery light of an April moon. Those present from The Dalles wwt Misses Mabel Cross. Mae Barnett. EJd Barnett, Bertie Burtis, Millie Sextot Bertha Willerton, Jennie Martin, mi Messrs. Cyde Riddeil, Clarence Gilbert Clay Urea, Nortbrup, James Simontoi Earl Curtis. Joseph Starr, Owen Brave Jtnd C. L. Gilbert. Obtained Certificate.. Justice Brewer the other day told a story of an Indian Justice of the peace who owned a farm, says the Lewiston Evening Journal. One line of hie fence formed the boundary of the states of Indiana and Ohio. Like others in rural districts, who hold that office, he had an abnormal appreciation of the responsi bility of tbe office, and never lost an opportunity lo exercise his prerogative of demanding that the peace ba preserved. One day .his son and his hired man got to fighting on a stretch of the farm near the boundary fence, and the Justice f.u- , . . . U1 peace rnsnea out and mounted the fence. Then, with head cocked hluh and the air of one who has but to com mand, he shouted: "In tho name of the state of Indiana I demand the pres ervation of the peace!" Just then the fence gave way under his weight, and as he went down with the fence toppling over to the Ohio side, he shouted to his son: "Give him h 1 Jl my jurisdiction. Hold Their Orub for a Library. A merry crowd left here Fridav evening I in ara Kohertson's wanonetle bound for Miss Mabel Riddell's school, two miles east of Mosier. An enjoyable ride of over two hours brought the party to their destination, where" a warm and handsomely decorated school house and a cheery welcome awaited them. The entertainment began promptly at 8 o'clock, consisting of songs by the six teen pupils of the school, recitations, Thure were twenty-five applicants ! county certificates at tho teacheri' a amination held at The Dalles April llti 12th and 14th, with tbe followinitr suits. The manuscripts of one applicut were sent to Gilliam county for gradini and two were cent to Crook coootr. Certificates were granted as follows: First grade W. L. Harrington, Tbe Dalles; J. M. Carroll, Moskr: Lelat Driver, Wamie. Second grade Lottie Covey, Dufor; Ada Bell, Boyd ; Jennie Parsons, Hood River; Rachel Morgan, The Dalles; Beesie Stakely, Smock ; Katie Brogu, The Dallef ; Maud Sigman, Dufur. Third grade Wilber J. Baldtie, Boyd; Grace I. Davis, The Dalies; Mm Jones, The Dalles ; James W. Powell, Dufur; Jessie McLeod, Kingsley ; DavM Allen, Dufur; Edith Underbill, Boyd. Male for Bala. One span of mules, 5 years old, to sale Weight, each about 1000 poundi. For particulars address M. K. McLeod, 3-14-lm Four miles east of Kingsley. Pure silver laced Wyandott rgl ' be secured at J. H. Cross' grocery to" for $1 per 15. feb28-lmo wklj To Cure a Cold in Day- Take Laxative Bromo Quiniue Tab lets. All druggieti refund tbe monr. Tri-Weekly ..Stage Line.. -FROM- HP GRASS VALLEY to S Stage leaves Grass Valley Mondj'' Wednesday's and Friday's at 1 p. Leaves Shaniko Tuea.lav's. Tbof day's and Saturday's at 0 a. m. Douglas Allen, Prop' GRASS VALLEY, ORE.