THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE. SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 23 1899. The Weekly Ghroniele. THK lALLg. - "official paper o? wahco count. Pnbliihed in two parti, wu Wcdiutayt end Saturday. 6CB8CRIPTIOSI BATES. T bail, rarui rtttkiD, ur aotahci. On year II M ix iouti S Taree moutlu 60 A.lvertMns rate reuoaabl, and made known n application. A iJrwa all communications to"THF CHRON ICLE." Ta lallea, Oregon. LOCAL BREVITIES. Wednesday's Dally. Tbe first step in crime is the last step in bappiness. A cracked character, like a broken eg?, can never be mended. The fiih wbeeis are ami in the river, tut where, oh where are tbe fish. The fishermen say that conditions are the came a9 in '89 nary a fish worth (peak ing about. The Lord and Laoghlin addition to Dalies City was laid out by Surveyor Goit yesterday. It is situated between brewery grade and Jackson street, and Is one of tbe most beautiful spots imag inable for residence property. The Chbomcle has discovered that there is still another project on hand to start a paying industry in The Dalles; but in the light of past experience, we deem it best to say as little as posrible about it until it "passes over." This afternoon at 2 o'c'ock at tbe resi dence of C. G. Hansen, Justice C. E. Bayard united in marriage Harry F. Haokett and Emma M. Crapper, both of Hood Kiver. The witnesses were Mrs. Nettie McCune and Mrs. Pearl Ryan. Dufur has always been noted for the interest taken in educational matters there, and her school this year started Monday with splendid prospects. There are over eighty pupils under the princi palship of B. R. Allard, with Geo. Crown and Mrs. Rebecca Wilson as teachers. The largest wool deal ever consumated in the weet bv a wool grower was closed at Mcuntain Home, Idaho, Saturday, when Kobert :0Die soiu ma cup oi over 1,000,000 pounds to Charles R. Kelsey & Co. for $150,000 cash. The wool whs purchased for the account of Theodore Davis-, of St. Louis. Earl S.inders has chosen the Congre gational church as the place for deliver ing his lecture on the Philippines and experiences on the battle field. The date will be one week from tonight. It will be most interesting to hear one of our own boys tell of these things which have been of so much moment to the nation. We notice by an exchange that sev eral letters are advertised in Dallas for Dalhi people. Tbe postmaster at that plao makes a practice of posting our advertised list in the office there. Would it not, be a good idea for the poBtuiaster here to publish their list also, as so much trouble is caused by the similarity of names. Here is a case of evolution reported by an exchange: A girl named plain"Mary" at hir birth, dropped the "r" when she grew and became Mies May. As she be gan to shine in a social way she changed the "y" to "e" and signed her letters Mae. About a year ago she was married and now she has dropped the "e" and its just plain ' Ma." The office at tbe Umatilla was today adorned with one of Giflbrd'a large siied pictures of Mt. Hood. Somebody had a birthday, but refused to acknowledge the fact until he discovered that tbe picture was intendad to be birthday gift. Never mind, Jndd, you're not old yet; and the Curonicl hopes you'll have many happy returns of the day d still grow younger. The ladies were out In full force last evening and gave no hint that hats were going out of style as they thronged to the openings at the Phillips and Camp bell & Wilson millinery parlors. It seems early for winter hats, bat tbe sales were large, and one could tell a married from single man yesterday by the expres sion on their faces as they passed and saw the bevy of ladies inside the em poriums of fashion. M. J. Anderson, who with several other Dufur people, Is interested in the Siiiomer fallow machine, is said to have struck a good thing. Recently a con ference was held with the representative of a large hardware firm in the East, and royalty of $7 will no doubt be obtained, with the assurance of one thousand be I'm made the first year, (M00 tbe second, nd so on. These gentlemen are to be congratulated on their success. Julius Friendly, a prominent Elk, hae furnished a room in St. Vincent's hos Piial at Portland, for the benefit of members of Portland lodge, No. 142, who may be 111. It is furnished In firsl ' styie, with all modern comforts. The Hirers placed at Mr. Friendly 's dis i"a room 61, one of the most pleaiant in the hospital. An Elk remarked that It would pay to become slrk in order to enj.iy allC, luxuries and comfort". Yesterday afternoon, while H. R-' Campbell, a plasterer, was repairing one "f the rooms in the Strahan-Pearce ''lock, he found a jr containing the l!y of an infant preserved In alcohol. The jar was In a psper sack and was on Ihe celling of the room next to the wood room and was discovered while replaster mg the ceiling. The jar had evidently been placed in its poaition by reaching okkgon " irommewood room where a sr-arw waa nnceiied. The coroner was notified, and aflei -examining the find concluded that n inquest would be useless aud the mystery could not be nnraveled, as the j ir and paper sack had the appearance of being there for some time. Aloanv Herald. Gov. T. T. Geer Monday received a novel request from tbe Concord Woolen Mills, of Atlanta, Georgia. The com pany states that it is making an exhibit at the Georgia state fair, and, for a novelty desires to display, with it ex hibit of goods, the signatures of all the governors of the states and territories in the union, and Governor Geer is asked to send his name, written on a card, to be placed in this display. The governor answered the communication prombtlv and incidentally mentioned the fact that OrVgon is one of the best in the sister hood of states. It is not likely that Senators Foster and Simon will be able to accomplish anything toward commuting the sentence of Private Dajphoffer, the Vancouver boy, who, with Private Conime, was sentenced to death for assaulting Fili pino women, since it is said that tbe president has fully determined not to interfere In the execution of the sentence, ine sentence of the court martial will be carried out as soon as the proceedings and findings in the two cases can be reviewed and approved by him, unless there should be 6ome irregu larity about the proceedings. Still another boy is missing from Portland, he having been sent from boble to attend school there. Sunday night he disappeared from Mrs. Carter's boarding house and bas not been seen since. This morning Marshal Hughes received a letter from the chief of police telling him to watch out for Edgar Fowler, who is 13 years old. He was dressed in a brown mixed suit, with knee trousers and an ordinary school boy jacket. Ha wore black stockings, tan shoes, a pink shirt, a navy-blue tie with small white dots. The boy was unusually quiet and well behaved, and it is not believed possible that he could have run away, although this) seems to be the only tenable theory of bis dis appearance. The agitation regarding the improve ments necessary to a pure Eupply of water the year around in The Dalles, has again somewhat subsided, and yet our water commissioners still are debat ing the question and endeavoring to solve the problem to the best interests of all concerned. While It is not likely that any steps will be taken to extend the receiving pipe this fall, W. J. Roberts is now in the city, and in com pany with the water commissioners, will this Afternoon make a trip to the Mesplie place, on Mill creek, and estimate the cost of putting in a pipe to Wicks' at the forks of the crrek. When the cost has been determined the commission can then plan in a more systematic manner for making Improvements which will be of Inestimable benefit to the city, for the water supply of any town is often considered more than any other feature by people who are looking at it with a view to locating. Mr. Roberts has been engaged In superintending tbe putting in of a gravity system at Fossil. Thursday's Dall7. Geo. Johnston, of Dufur. recently Durchased the farm of L. Rice near Dufur, consisting of 480 acres. It is said to be very desirable piece of property. John Smith, father of George and James Smith, is said to.be dangerously ill at his home near this city. The boys, who are working in Sherman county, have been sent for, as it is feared he will not recover. E. M. Shutt, of recent smallpox fame, passed through the city this afternoon on bis way from Heppner to Portland. He didn't even wear a "yaller" bandana, and there were no signs of smallpox in bis appearance. The sun crossed the line yesterday on Its way south for the winter and the days and nights are again equal, the sun rising aud setting at 6 o'clock. Many are expecting the equinoctial storms, but Mr. Pague says there will be no equinoctial storm this year, nor any other year. In fact, he denies that there Is such a thing. He produces records to back himself up in the declaration too. Ihe third load of wheat taken down by the boat this season was loaded on to the Dalles City this morning, and 2000 sacks were taken down. This is only the beginning of the immense movement which will continue for months. It is a sight to watch the line of wheat teams come Into the East End each dav, and maku one feel as if the movement in wheat alone ami the trade it brings is enough to make The Dalles a business plaee worth tying to. Erl Sanders brought home with him from tbe Islands a large number of curios, which, with those owned by otters of the soldier boys, will bo ex hibited at his lecture next Wednesday evening t the Congregational church, and make tin entertainment all the more interesting. Karl is not one who would miss anything that was going on or fail to take in everything of interest with which he came In iomei, so mav expect to gain much Information. Ou theinhof next month he will do- Choosing pall Suits... r OUR AIM this season lm been to make this usual ly complex matter as simple as possible and our stock has been arranged with this end in view. We offer all goods from $3.00 to $25.00 and guarantee every suit to give satisfaction. Out header. As a sample we mention our black and blue worsted serge suit, guaranteed all wool ami equal to custom made, with best possible lining selected with an eye to both wear and looks, at Our Silks, Satins, Velvets have just arrived, and this adds a few moro choice lines to invite the ladies to call and inspect. Our line of French Felt Walking Hats are now being shown for the first time. Thev are tho latest things for street wear, and come in Pearl, Brown, Black, Bluo and Tan. $10.50. If you want a fall overcoat, no matter how ex tremely fashionable or plain your ideas may be, wo can please you. We have coats that are made strictly for comfort and service, and coats that are made for service, comfort and show. Shoe Department. DO YOU WANT healthy, comfortable, painless, cornel v feet? If so, try tho "Rugby" shoe. lland sewed welt, low heel, made after the natural shape of tho foot, extra thick from the ball to the toe, giving perfect freedom to the joints and toes. The practical woman will appreciate this Price $4.50. shoe All Goods Marked In Plain Figures. Pease & Mays. i liver his lecture in Dufur; on the 11th at Wasco, and at Moro on the 12th. F. M. Girard, late of Company I, Second Oregon, who on his arrival in San Francisco from Manila left his com mand without leave to go to his home in Monmouth to visit his dying mother, wrote Gov. Geer Sunday telling Lim that his mother had died a few days be fore, and thanking him for his kindness during his trouble regarding the raannei in which be left the company. He says his mother improved after he returned, but suffered another relapse which caused her death. We confess ignorance of the law, but understand there Is a law regarding the growing of Chinese lettuce, and that farmers are compelled to keep their places clear of it, or pay a fine. If this Is the case there is room for the enforce ment of the law right in our city. It is said that it is more of a nuisance than the thistle, and yet it Is allowed to grow rampant in a lot on the principal busi ness street of our city. If the farmers are compelled to obey the law, let the citizens of our own town do so also. A ."kick" 1s being roads by fishermen against a dam which Is built around the upper rim of the falls at Oregon City and -!bns prevents the salmon from reaching the upper Willamette. Well, that's all right, such obstacles should be removed. But what 6f the dam we would not say dams, but leads, that are built all along the river below The Dalles, just as effectively preventing the salmon reaching the river at that place? While there are very few fish in the river, they would not be caught here at any rate with these traps gobbling them j up by the wholesale. Some time ago the Chroniclk made mention of aChinaman who appeared to be a "dope" fiend and went around town washing windows. This morning he became hilarous and the Chinamen reported him to the officers. He was arrested and placed in the county jail, and this afternoon examined as to his sanity, when he was committed to the asylum and will be taken down at once. Hie name is "Charlie" and some time ago he worked at Seufert's cannery j but became so unbalanced that Mr. Senfert refused to have him about and he has since wandered about seeking odd jobs of work. The people who saw Ringling's circus on its recent visit to The Dalles can ob tain an Idea of the size of the tents In which the Spokane Industrial Exposi tion will be beM this year by comparing the monster teut of the circus with one of the four big tents of the exposition. Tbe Ringling tent was ISO feet wide and 300 feet long. The largest of the Spokane tents is 100 feet wide and 350 fret long. Besides this there are three other large tents, wooden bul'.ding for machinery hnll nnd a number of build ings of wood and canvas for tbe poultry, stock and dairy departments. The ex position opens October 31. And now the foolish phantom chasers whoruihed like m vl to Cape Nome, bavnall packed their "doll rags" and want to come home; but Instead of getting away th;y will probably have to remain and suffer during the winter from a Lick ol fuel and shelter. Vtord has been sent to tbe transportation com panies, for it is learned there are but three ships to return before the season ,.ln.p. Tho treasury department has been anked to order cutters there as late as possible. Sam Simmons, a well known Portland detective, says Cape Nome is a fake and that the gold found there is the same quality and in the same quantity hb is found on the sea beach of Oregon. This is very fine and Is known as flour gold. The Chickasaw legislature has raised the marriage license fee from $50 to $1000. What a hardship such a law would work upon some applicants for such licenses in Oregon, and other states as well. It is not such a difficult matter to borrow $2.10 from a friend who is interested in your future wel fare (?), but when it comes to finding one who would loan $1000, it would prove somewhat discouraging and the preacher would certainly have to take pumpkins or cabbage In lieu of his fee. T . . 1 i ... . ii migot, nonever, prove a blessing in one way by preventing so many foolith marriages where the would be benedict has an idea he can support a wife and family w hen he has never been able to ccratch up enough to keep himself. But "all's fair in love and war," and no doubt there'll be a "hold-up" if such a bill attempts to gain admittance in the Oregon legislature. Friday's Daily. In his talk on the Philippines next Wednesday evening, Earl Sanders w ill discuss the opportunities afforded to a young man in that country. Tickets on sale at Clark & Falk's, m'. Z. Donnell's and the Butler Drug Co's. The Degree of Honor ladies have ar ranged to give one of their pleasant social dances next vv edneeday evening in their hall. All are cordially invited to he present. Ad admission of 25 cents will be charged tbe gentlemen and 15 cents for ladies. There is lively rate war going on be tween the O. R. & N. and tbe White Collar line and the fare fiom Portland to Astoria la but 50 cents each way. Tbe former led the way and the latter fol lowed, so. travelers between tbe two places are In clover. There Is a story that one of tbe pas sengers on a ship-wrecked vessel had saved his life almost by a miracle. On arriving at a place from which he could send a telegraphic message, he forward ed the following dispatch to his brother: "I am saved ; try to break it to my wife." This morning there was a veritable wheat blockade in the East End, and although they were not counted there were probably fifty teams thereat ne time ready to unload, the lines reaching from way up tbe grade to below Moody's warehouse. The price still slands at 52 cents. One young woman out In a hop field averaged 10 boxes per day, which at 40 cents per liox amounts to $4 per day. If she worked 20 days, as she might, she earned the neat little tutu of (80, or about f03 net, which is morn than tbe aviratie shop girl ran save In a year, and die bad tine, health-giving exercise besides. Rumors are rifo today of rich mines lieing Btruck on upper Hood river, and for some days past we have been hearing of very rich copper Hoat being found In the same section. However, ns nothing very definite has been ascertained, we hetitate to repeat w hat as yet seems to bo but rumors. It's good enough to be true, any way. You may be "poor as Job's turkey" but you can go to the "Poverty Soshul" this (Friday) evening at the Christian church, 'causo it won't cost but 10 cents unlets you wear something swell, when the ladies will be fined from 1 to 10 cents and the men from 1 to 5 cents. You'll listen to a good entertainment snl get something to eat, too, for the eame price 10 cents. The invitation says: "A kompetent knmitty will in troduce strangers and look after bashful fellers." Tbe receipts will be used for purchasing singing books for the church. Baker City jnust be endeavoring to steal the firo palm away from The Dalles. Well, there's nothing eelfUh about us ; let her have it. Wo always thought this city was invincible w hen it comes to notoriety along the "fire line ;" but we find we're not so "warm." Just think of a place that has six fires in one morning. And yet sue!: was the case nt Baker City Wednesday morning, the only destructive one, however, being tbe public school building, which was in jured to the extent of $5000. It was in sured for $15,000. They all seem to be the work of an Incendiary, and the officers are strictly on the lookout for the fire bug. The sister of Mrs. O'Leary's cow, that kicked the limp over, which resulted in the hurningof Chicago in 1871, has just died in or near that city, ami the inci dent is being given great prominence by the newspapers. It is to be hoped that no one will "keep cases" on the re maining members of this cow's family, or on her descendants, as it would be apt to keep the newspaper world busy in days to come in recording their re spective demises. Next to the donkey that won law suit and a valuable in terest in a mine in Idaho, Mrs. O'Leary's cow, with tbe exception of the thugs of the prize ring, is the most widely known animal of American newspaper history. E. O. The Spokane council is all right. At a recent meeting it voted to refuse a license to variety theaters. If every city would do the same and then it could ouly be so arranged that the suf fering public could be prevented froir having some of tbe productions of these detestable places placed before their gaze by companies which travel about the country under the guise of respecta bility, it would be a relief to those who pay their money to see something ele vating and from which they may obtain knowledge ; not pack of broken-down variety actresses endeavoring to see which can kick the highest or sing the worst. And yet It would seem that one half tbe companies on the road nowa days are of this stamp. It is an insult to expect refined audiences to sit and listen to such "trash." There is a curiosity in tho city at pretent which rivals any we have yet bad in The Dalles. No one would be lieve a man could live to be 34 years old who is only 18 inches high and weighs but thirty pounds, ard yet such is Ihe case, and be may be seen at the vacant store ntxt door to the Campbell & Wilton milinery parlors. He is a native, of Fairfield, III., and Is traveling through the L nited States, liavuw juft visited his biolher at Dayton, Wash. Tbe man has the form of a full-sized man above the w aist but his legs are but a few Inches long, and he says he never walkeJ a step in his life. He sits In a small rocking chair aud con verses very pleasantly with thore who coin to see him. He is. not ctlVneivo when laborers are so scarce, to ack for a hand out at the home of E. B. Dufur. When he had left tbe boys missed two pair of boxing gloves, which were on the porch. A short time affr, Mr. Dufur wandered to the East End and there found him trying to dispose of the gloves, w hich he claimed he had bought from a man who was "broke." The story was too thin and he was taken before Justice Bayard. In the absence of tbe district attorney and his deputy, Mr. Dufur was cal'ed upon to take the complaint in hand, and, instead of charging him with larceny from a dwell ing, wtich would have sent him up for two or three years, he leniently made it simple larceny. The fellow finally pleaded guilty and Justice Bayard fined him $20 or ten days, with a good lectnre thrown in. He chose the latter, and is now an inmate of the county jail. R. G. Davenport, of the Chroniclk office, received a letter from his brother, Walter, this morning telling of the death by accidental shooting last Saturday, of their nephew, Willie Gillespie, the 11-year-old son of their only sister. Tbeir home is In Coulee City, and the boy had gone out to spend his summer's vaca tion on a farm about thirty miles from home. The men on the place were practicing target shooting, when one of them carelessly allowed his gun to go off in the crowd and ttie boy was shot in tbe breast, the ball going clear through, the body. He died within an hour. Word was sent to the parents, but its being Sunday no one was in tbe office, and the parents knjw nothing of the accident till the dead body of tbeir son waa brought in, making the shock doubly hard. Tbe. funeral look place Tuesday at Coulee City. And thus vic tim after victim is taken away by the careless use of fire arms, and there is nothing to be done but suffer the dread ful result uncomplainingly for tbe sake of tbose whose regrets come too late. Deacon Caleb llrooki Dead. For the past few weeks Deacon Caleb Brooks has been very ill of Briuhis disease and other complications and his life has been despaired of. This morn ing at about 10:30 the end came at ihe home of his son, Rolando Biooks, on Upper 3-Mile, and so we again chronicle the death of a pioneer resident of Oregon and one who has lived in and about The Dalles since the early "60?. He came here from Linn county and for years lived on the farm now occupied by Marshal Hill, on Dry Hollow, afterward moving to a place this side of the Chris-; man place, where he resided for a number of ) ens. He was married three times, loth of his former wives beiig buried at Tbe Dalles ; his third wife still living. Out of five children, three are living Sylves ter, whose home is on 10-Mile; Rolando, at whose home he died, and I.jdia, who resides in California. He was a deacon in the First Baptist church ; one of tho leading members of that denomination since his early boy bood days, and a coasis-tetit Christian. As yet no time hai been set for tbe funeru!. The Lnll. The pleasant effect and perfect snfetv with which ladies may mo Snnp ,f looking as most monstrosities are, but a ! ffft nder all conditions, makes it thir wonder to ad who have seen him. An ! favorite remedy. To git the true ard admitsion oflOcents is charged, and be is worth looking at. Yetterday. morning a man had the nerve, In the light of these busy days, genuine article, look for the mine of ihe California Fig Syrup Co., printed near the bottom of the package. For sale f all druggists.