THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE SATURDAY. APRIL 23, 1899. 'I i The Weekly Gbronicle. Advttllu( Kaioa. Per ieh Oitli.ohor lew in Pally O er two tncheaan.1 mi'ttT fmir inch. 1 Ofer four Im-liH aud uuder twelve Inchea . O.er twelve liu-tie tne Inch or ir Inch t- M Ovrone inrh and under four Inchea " Over tour inch- aud under twelve luchea.. 1 so Overtwflveliuhea 1 00 I'ERSICIOUS MAVUIXES. More pernicious even than the big gambling resorts are the nickel in the slot machines which pay money niizcs. The growth of this form of gambling has been astounding. The wheels are whiirinar in cigar stores. saloons, hotels and restaurants Their buzzing sound, heard at all t c- . the day and night, recalls IL n.ui days after the great fire, when "wheels of fortune" were spin ning in many tents. Hundreds of young men who would not play at faro or roulette in the big gambling resorts, are be coming fiercely addicted to the gambling habit from playing these machines. The impression conveyed by the name of the device is that it is a mild form or gambling, inat is a mis take. A nickel seems a small matter, but these machines have a number of slots, the players are tempted with the possibility of a number of prizes, an J most of them risk from 10 cents to 2o cents on every spin of the wLeel. As only a few seconds arc required to drop in the nickels, press the bar and determine the result of the play, it Is cn easy matter to part with 50 cents within a minute. Many young men lose their entire week's earnings within an hour, or even less time, These machines are particularly pernicious because they sit in public places whhh young men many of them minors may frequent and not lore socinl standing or excite the alarm of their parents or employers. They are recruiting stations for the hg publis gambling halls. They are unlawful, and should be immediately Suppressed. Spokesman-Re view. Answering the supposed question of a foreigner as to how many states there are in the union, the Salt Lake Tribune says : "Forty five states and -- some territories; . they fill all the 6pace between the two great oceans. ' and at one bugle call last summer in every one, soldiers fel! into line; the tread of thousands was like the toll ing of the bells of destiny, and the flashing of their standards reflected back the sunlight through one eighth -of the sun's daily round. And tbey -all speak one language, all sing the same song; all turn for inspiration to the same flag; and though each is a separate wave, when blended they make but one ocean, and when in full roar the shores of the nation are shaken, for in majesty, in latent power, in unapproachable splendor, there it no counterpart for them in all the records of the nations that have existed, since nations were first organized on earth." Dr. O'Neil, of Philadelphia, it is thought, has made a great discovery in a cure for that dreaded and prev alent disease, consumption. Con sumption, as is shown by statistics, jestroys 102,000 American lives an nually. The disease kills about seven limes as many people every year as yellow fever ever swept out of existence in any year. Dr. O'Neil, at the Franklin Institute in Phila delphia, is showing to the medical world that a process of light, electric ity and ozone, applied directly and powerfully to the patient, destroys the germs of the disease and repairs the waste in life. In other words, there is produced artificially and in intenser forms precisely those con ditions that in nature have been found remedial those that are sought by the atllicted in mountain resort and sanitariums in all lands. The results of the experiments at the Franklin Institute seem clearly to justify the hope at least that science is presently to be armed anew against the most deadly and awful of all diseases. rACIFIO COAST DIPLOMATS. The appointment of ex-Govcrnor William P. Lord, of Oregon, to be :.ler of ib. U.iU.1 State, to min Persia suggests the fact that Pacific coast men hive layed and are play ing an iicpoitant part ia the dip lomatic and cuulur service, says the Spokesman-Keview. Particular ly is this true with respect to Oriental countries. Under Harrison's administration, Oregon sent two ministers to Turkey Solomon Hirsch and D. P. Thomp son, both of Portland, and one suc ceeding the other. Under Cleveland's second administration, Oregon sent Barrett, a Portland newspaper man. as minister to Siam. Denny, also an Oregonmn, wrs in the consular service in China for many years, rose to the position of consul-general, and upon retiring from that post, went to Seoul as the confidential adviser of the king of Corea. Washingtonians have also taken high rank in the diplomatic and consular service, llartlett Tripp, former minister to Austria-Hungary, and now the United States member i f the Samoan commission, was a former resident of Tacoma, and re tains extensive property interests there. Henry L. Wilson' of Spokane is minister to Chili, John F. CJowey is our consul-general in Japan, Fred Grant of Seattle was at one time minister to Bolivia. Tillotson of Tacoma was consul general in Japan under President Harrison. Since the outbreak of hostilities in the Philippines, the press dispatches have bad much to say of the in valuable services rendered to Dewey and other American authorities by Consul Wildman at Hong Kong. Though Wildman is accredited to California, he was a former resident of Idaho, having been engaged in newspaper work while a resident of that state. The following Pacific coast men are also in the consular service: Consuls. Bute. Place, John f". I'aplea Oregon. Valparaiso Jus. W. KsRHdMle. .C'ala. ...1 ien Tsin, C hina Charles T. (..relict. A ula. ... AIIer I- rank Dillingham. .Cala Auckland, N. Z. William L. Avery. .Mont... Belize, Honduras lOrln Lathrov (ala Bristol. Knuland ( has. E. Moi.tillh. . Idaho. .. hatham, Ontario John P. Campbell.. Cala Ft. Ixnils, Mauritius 'eo. v . Ben wasn...yiney, M. a. w. Henry H. Ellis Cala.... Turk's Island, W. I California has two members of the diplomatic corps William L. Merry, who is minister to Costa Rica and Nicaragua, and Irving B. Dudley, minister to Peru. The active part which Pacific coast men have taken and are taking in our diplomatic and consular service in the Orient accounts largely for the strong sentiment here in favor of expansion. Through the medium of the press and letters to friends, tbey have been urging, for years, the importance of development of our trade with the Asiatic countries. A YEAR OF ORE AT EVENTS. Within the twelve month period which is now closing the United States has filled a large place in the politics of the world. It was just a year ago within a few days (April 19) that congress adopted the reso lutions directing the president to use the naval and military forces of the UrJted States to drive the Span iards out of Cuba if Spain should refuse to withdraw voluntarily from that island. Two days later, or a year from today, the war officially began. No one in the United States or anywhere else supposed at that time that the actual fighting, which lasted only 113 days, would end so quickly. No one, of course, doubted that the United States would be the victor ultimately, but everybody, on this side of the Atlantic as well as on the other, believed that the strug gle would last longer than that. Although the country was -unprepared for war, its long period of peace having banished the idea that that condition would ever be inter rupted for us again, it displayed an energy, a versatility and a strength which were a surprise to the world. These aroused a respect for the country among the great nations of the world which has been shown con stantly since then in the consideration which it given to the opinions and wishes of the United States. In two particulars the effect of the Spanish war constitutes a great epoch in the life of this country. It has removed forever a source of Irrita tion which has embarrassed the country at frequent Intervals ever since it became a nation, and it has 'added tnater.ally to the influence which the country wields in U e politics of this hemisphere. 'I be first of these was the frequently recurriug controversies with Spain over which, in the disputes about the navigation of the Mississippi, the boundary of Florida and the insurrections in Cuba, more than once threatened to precipitate war. All the chances for trouble from any of these sources have ended. No feasibility of serious disagreement with Spain on any question can anywhere be discerned. Spanish influence on this continent has closed forever, and the United States, to which this Influenco was always inimical, as well as civilizi- tion, is a permanent gainer thereby If the events of the past twelve months had produced only this change in the prospects and prestige of the United States, the year would be one of ibe most notable in Ameri can annals. But they have done much more than this. They have given the country a primacy in the political affairs of this continent whic'i no other nation ever bad over a large part of the world since the empire of Rome, in the days of Augustus and Trajun. A few weeks ago Cecil Rhodes predicted that the United States would one day annex all of the Spanish-American countries from the Rio Giande to Cape Horn Some of the French papers have hinted that Canada would be ab sorbed even calier than any of the countries to the southward. Many of the ideas as to the ultimate future of the United States which were held by some American statesmen in the old manifest destiny days around the time of the close of the war with Mexico, in 1818, are now beginning to be expressed by persons outside of this country. If there are any per sons in this country who favor a policy of indiscriminate territorial absorption they ate few and unin fluential, yet the mighty things which have come to pass since those histor ically great April days of 1898 tempt the world to cast a stirring and mag nificent horoscope for the United States. Globe-Democrat. EXPANSION. Sift feller t'other rrornln' Most amusln' sort o' cuss: lied a cur'u style about Mm Tert't'y could'nt well he wuss. I says: "Where you hall f'm pardner?" An' he smiles In knowln' way, An' replies In forren linifo: ' ' Porto Hico, U. 8. A." Seen a feller down on Broadway, With a alinckln' head o' hair, An' a lot o' tropic garments An' a most outlandish air, "Whur's he fromV" a feller shouted, But liefore we'd time to say, This yere heathen turned an' answered: "Honolulu, D. B. A." Met a feller yere on Olive, With a somhor-e-roon; Had a lot o' shaggy whiskers; Nearly all his clothing gone. 8 topped nn' asked me for a quarter; Says: "My home is far awav." "Where you from'r" The varmint answered: "r!antiago, L'. a. A." Seen a feller at the Southern, With a heavy Iron box; Hrid a top coat lined with hcarnkln, Wore a dozen pair o' six-ks. rMzed him up to ie a miner, Judgln' by his awk'ard way; Been him write in big cha rao-ters; "Circle City, L'. 8. A. Seen a saddle-colored heathen, Wearin' earlngs In his nose; Linen cuffs around his mikli-f. Most Indecent lack of clothes. "Where'd this heathen guy spring frum?" 1 Inquired in lofty way; An' he had the nerve to answer: "r ruin Manila, L. I. A. "Orc!" 1 says. "I never heard of These yere cannybuls before!" Air these heathens to In? voters? Will ye stan' fur any nioreV Next you know, you ask a feller Where he's frum, ami he will say, With a lordly kin. I o' nourish: "All Creutlon, L'. 8. A." While wa don't make much pretension In oar tilet nrt o' way. Still we Ilk that last short sentence Fits as to n t-y-tar. So w keep a snreartln' outward Say "eapaoitln'," It we may Till some day you'll see nor Piano la "All Creation, I . . A." One of cur expander, Mr. E. Jacob sen, will "do the act" in The Dalle all next week. We hop every houieholder will assist in the performance, as we are prepared to fill to the letter even hit most extravagent promises, when he of fers you the finest pianos la "All Crea. tion, U. 8. A., or any other seaport. Very respectfully, Jacobs sv Book & Mcsic Co. The Dalles, Oregon, U. 8. A. It makes no difference how bad the wound if yon nse DeWht'e Witch Hazel Salve; it will quickly heal and leave no car. Snlpet-Kinersly Drag Co. I Wtt I K A i fill " ! 1 $ 1 1 1 MAIER MIRACULOUS ESCAPE. A Deaf Mot Thrown OO the Track. Sot Seriously Injured. Another instance of the folly of a deaf mute attempting to walk a railroad track was given Wednesday afternoon. As No.4, east-bound passenger, rounded a curve about ten miles below town, the engineer noticed a man on the track, and whistling supposed he would step atideatonce. He was astounded, how ever.to see be made no move, and it was impossible when the discovery was made to stop the train, which was going at the rate of thirty-five miles an hour, and the engine struck the man, throwing him about eight feet up onto a bank. The train men, supposing of course he was dead, stopped as soon as possible and goin.' back found be did not appear to be badly hurt, but what his injuries really were they could not fully deter mine as he was uuable to hear them or speak to them. Tbey aesisted him to the train, and brought him to The Dalles telegraphing ahead for a physician to be at the Umatilla House. Upon reaching that place, he walked out of the car and could Dot be found when the doctor arrived. Kightwatchman Phirman, however, ran across him shortly after and took him to the city jail, as he seemed to have no friends and no one to look after him. Dr. Logan wb called this morning and found that his ankle was badly sprained and also a torn wound on his left elbow. Further than this he was not injured. He informed a reporter that his name is Will Gillett, and that he lives at 61, North First street, Portland. He had come up from Portland Monday, to work for a fisherman below the Locks; but not finding him, and being told that he had gone up the. river he started in search of him. Had about made np bis mind to turn back, when the train over took him. He says he did not even see the train, and blames no one for the ac cident but himself. Claims he has a good home and that his people will probably send money for him to return. The poor fellow may thank his lucky stars he escaped as easily as he did, as it was positively miraculous that he was not Instantly killed. It is feared the re tults may yet be more serious than present appearance would indicate. THE BOYS TO RETURN. So Says the Latest Report Oregon's Fourth of July Celebrations. A dispatch published in another column to the effect that the soldier boy will return home in June or July, will gladden the hearts of thousands of Oregon people, who, with tho assurance that their duty has been well done, now are anxious tor their return. Portland is already planning a Fourth of July parade, which would cause enthusiasm that would know no bounds, and fairly cause the snow-capped peaks of Oregoa to bellow forth a welcome such as our brave boys justly deserve. What a parade that would I, But would not each city and village who contributed these heroes come in for their share, and demand that their liberty car be filled with these gods of liberty, as they might well be termed? When the return of the volunteers was first talked of, the government an nounced that the various regiments would le brought home in the same order la which they went out. This would make the Second Oregon and the First California the first to come. Thirty days is reqnired to make the passage from Manila to San Francisco. If the first transport sails May 6th, therefore, it should arrive early in June. That at least part of the Second Oregon will be on this vessel there ii no cause to doubt. er motor iiiniils We have lately taken the agency for the Aeruio ter Windmill, aud carry a stock on hand. Wo also carry a complete stock stock of Deep and Shallow Well Pumps, as well as Pitcher Spout aud Spray Pumps. ee ua before buying elsewhere. 't he Aertnoti.r Mill is considered the best ma chine on the market. Call and see it. HE DEM MING Anti Freezing Windmill Force Pumps, This pump has been perfected to meet the requirements of the principal Wind mill manufacturers in the United Slates, for. a better Windmill Force Pump, with a three way valve, than had heretofore been produced. It has become the lending Anti Freezing threw way pump, and is accepted by Windmill manufacturers end dealers generally, as the best three way Windmill Force Pump on the market. The Union Elbow Coupling for connecting to the underground discharge pipe is of Braes and an be turned lo suit the direction of the pipe, fbe air chamber pipe Is two inches in diameter, which insures ease of operetion and a steady flow of water. The Hose Coup. A ling on the epout a'.eo adds to the convenience of this pump. f & BENTON. Sole'agents for Wasco County, The boys will probably be in Portland by June 15th. Willamette Valley Chataoqua. This Rssrciatlon, the yearly meetings of which our people look forward to, has engaged some stars of great magni tude for the next meeting of the as sembly, which will be held at Gladstone Park from July 18th to 29th inclusive. Among them are Sam Jones, J. DeWitt Miller, Frank Beard and Camden Co bern, all platform entertainers of nation- al reputation. This Is the strongest j array of talent ever engaged for this j assembly, and it was only through the I combined efforts of the assemblies at ! Ashland and in California that made it ! possible to Becure these celebrities. Ar- rangemeuts are perfected to make the coming assembly at Gladstone Park a greater event than any kindred organi zation in the United States, except the parent Chautauqua in New York. The management are planning new features for the assembly, and expect a daily attendance of 5,000 people from all parts of the Northwest. Recreation, art, song, oratory, games, instruction, life and happiness at Glad stone Park for twelve full days. To thoroughly enjoy the assembly one should camp during the whole season. Every season brings an increasing num ber of campers. Reduced rates will be given on all lines of transportation, and the living expenses are nominal. Season tickets $1.50. Day tickets 25 cents. Children under ten free. Their Keturn. Their seems to be a diversity cf opin ion concerning the idea of demanding that the volunteers be returned home. Governor Ueer says : "I can't see that the state has any right to ask the president to send the volunteers home. They enlisted in the service of the government, and if there ever was a time when they have been needed it Is now. It seems to me that it is a piece of impertinence to ask that they be returned. I feel confident that the president will order them home as soon as possible, and until be does so I cannot see what right the states have to interfere. "Few, if any, of the volunteer from Oregon are asking to come home. In fact, I am constantly in receipt of ap plication for promotion, and some who have been discharged and returned home have asked to be returned since the war began." The steamer Spokane has been placed in service on the Snake river between Sparta and Lewlston with double daily service and will beoperated as a through mail, express and passenger steamer, making round trip daily except Satur day. Leave Riparia at 2:30 a. m. ar riving at Lewiston at 12 o'clock noon. Leave Lewiston at 2:30 p. ru, arriving at Riparia at 7 o'clock p. m. The steamer Lewiston will take the place of the Spokane on the same schedule Sat urdays and at other times will be oper ated on a wild schedule, taking care of all local work. The object of this new schedule Is to place the Wisten and Hnf falo Hump countries more in touch with points on the O. R. A N. tf It is now time to plant your roses, lilac, snowballs, dutsias, wlegeUs, syrlngas and other flowering herb for spring and summer blooming. The cannas, helitropes, marguerites, geran ium and fuschiaa are now ready for garden planting at from 6 cent to 60 cent. Pholox spirea, hardy heliotrope and garden prirurow at 10 cent per plant. Pansieitnd daisies at 25 cent per dozen at Mr. A. C. Stuhllng. d'Jw-wlm WWHlv' f i. The Dalles. Or. Apportionment of School Funds. Following la the April apportionment of county school funds for Wasco coontj m DI8T. iM'T. DIBT. Ali'l, No. 1 $186 80 No. 32 $7160 " 2 158 90 " 33 71 8) " 3 277 70 "34 75 JO " 4 144 50 "35 6171) " 5 129 20 " 3fl 77 90 " 6 69 80 " 37 62 M " 7 108 50 " 38 117 30 " 8 09 80 " 39 86 00 " 9 68 90 " 40...... 85 10 " 10 86 00 " 41 69 N " U 66 20 " 42 144 50 " 12 1382 00 " 43 69 00 "13 76 10 " 44 77 00 " 14 80 60 " 45 77 00 " 15 6o 30 " 46 87 80 "16 61 70 "47 71 ffl " 17 86 00 " 48 132 9 " 18 69 80 " 49 80 60 "19., " 60 158 90 " 20 06 80 " 5! 66 20 " 21 110 30 " 52 88 70 " 22 98 60 " 63 7100 " 23 73 40 " 64 68 00 "24 '86 90 " 65 83 30 " 25 81 50 " 66 82 "26 73 40 " 57 76 10 "27 92 30 " 58 73 40 " 28 70 10 " 69 28 60 " 29 166 10 " 61 Ill 20 " 30 92 30 " 63 93 20 " 31 62 60 " 64 69 " 63 89 60 Total fund 7052 51 Surplus 102 11 11.30 4) Don't think you can cure that slight attack of Dyspepsia by dieting, or that it will cure itself. . Kodol Dyspepsia dm will cure it ; it "digest what you est' and restores the digestive oriram 10 health. Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. Clyde Stallion FOT Sslfi Pedigree back for over 100 vears. Im ported from Scotland. Colt to show for quality of breeding. For further particular can at T. J. MOFFIT'S RANCH, f4nrnian P. 0., 8-w2w. Sherman Co., Or, PLEASE LOOK R. WM. MICH ELL, Undertaker and Embalmer. THE OALLCS, ORCGON. Rooms on Third Street, One Block Back of Trench & Co.'s Bank. PICTURES FRAMED. ALL PRICES AWAY DOWN. aw ass qnv a woo. f