THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 30, 1898.
: CUYING A STRAW HAT. r.
ntr la Sure to Be Trouble Ahead
. for the Ma Wlo Wife Ac
companies Him. -
The average man never thinks of re
placing his Easter headgear until the
first hot day makes it feel- like a cast
iron helmet.- Then he either rushes
into a hat store, and comes cut again
a poorer man in a new straw hat or is
Weak enough to tell his wife that he is
contemplating such a purchase.
This last is folly, for though a wom
an will let her husband buy his winter
hats unaided he always thinks that
he needs her judgment in selecting a
, straw. She offers to go with him and
when he makes a feeble demurrer and
says that he doesn't want to take her
lime she folds her lips together with
the air of a martyr and says that she
will "make the time," although she
ought to be making her pique skirt.
There isa preliminary dispute over the
shop, for she knows of n department
store where you can buy beautiful
straw hats for 08 cents, end he has a
man's natural hatred for the places
where everything is sold. . lie gains his
point, and they enter a furnishing store.
There is a sudden dropping away of
clerks, for the hat salesman dreads a
woman as a burnt child dreads the fire.
Finally, a clerk is cornered behind au
embankment of bicycle caps. The hus
band asks for a medium-priced hat,
while his spouse pokes a collection, of
Panamas contemptuously.
The clerk burrows in a mine of hats
under the counter and brings to the
snrface an inoffensive lid of fine
straw. He sets it on the bead of the
husband, who tries to look unconscious,
and doesn't know what to do with his
hands. The clerk says: "It is very
neat," and the wife says that it is en-
" tirely too small for a man with a round
face. Another hat is brought up from
the submarine mine, and this falls over
the victim's ears. The wife sniffs and
picks up a hat at nndom, which she
claps on her better half's head. He
looks like a comic valentine, and tells
her to let the hat salesman select the
headgear.
The salesman goes to another coun
ter and brings an armful of hats, which
he tries on the husband. "I wouldn't
be seen on the street with you if you
take that hat," she says, and he turns
slowly before a glass to get the view
from all points.
'"I have just one more line," the clerk
says, and picks up the first hat that was
tried on. He hands it to the wife, with a
-wink at the husband. She examines
it approvingly. "Why didn't you show
this to us first?" she asks, . sternly.
"Do take it, and let us' get away from
here," she concludes to her husband.
The clerk claps it on the husband's
head, takes his money and address in
order to forward the discarded hat, and
they go out. When they reach the
sidewalk the wife sighs: "Wasn't it
fortunate that I went with you? That
man would have palmed off that first
hat on you. . It made you perfect guy,
too. Those salespeople have simply no
consciences!" Chicago Chronicle.
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
About half a million pairs of boots
are stored every year at the army
clothing factory in England.
A machine has just been completed
that will count and bind in packages
500.CC0 pcstal cards in ten hours.
The constitution fcr local Christian
Endeavorsocicties has been translated
and printed in 37 different languages.
- Fifteen feet of wood, 50 feet below
the surface of the ground, was recent
ly bored through by a drill in Hart
ford. The fare for the trip from Matadi
to Stanley Pool, on the new Congo rail
' way, is ?0, though the time is only 20
hours. :
covered in Australia in 1859 by an Eng
lish geologist, but as the spot was not
definitely located, it. was not redis
covered till a few months ago. It is
the only spot of the kind known on
that continent;
. . All the celebrated dead in the old
Granary buying ground at Bostonare
at last obtaining suitable tombstones.
John Hancock and Samuel Adams have
recently been-so honored, and James
Otis is about to receive the same long
delayed attention.
From Kew Zealand.
Reefton, New Zealand, Nov. 23, 1896.
l am very pieaBea 10 state mat since
I " took the agency of Chamberlain's
medicines the sale has been very large,
more especially of the Cough Remedy,
In two years I have sold more ot this
particular remedy than of all other
makes for the previous fire years. As
to its efficacy, I have been informed by
scores of pereon3 of the good results they
have received from it, and know its
value from the nee of itln my own house
hold. It is bo pleasant to take that we
have to . place the bottle beyond the
reach of the children.
" ' ... E. J. ScAXTXEBCRY.
or tale Dy Biaiteiey x nouRuton.
Suffering humanity ehould be supplied
with every means possible for its relief.
T k : - nnklioh ilia flltw-
ing: "This is to certify that I was a
terrible sufferer from Yellow Jaundice
for ovpr six months, and was treated by
some of the beet cbvcicians in onr city
and all to no avail. Dr. Bell, our drug
gist, recommended Electric Bitters;
nil aftnr tafeinor two bottles. I was en
tirely cared. I now take great pleasure
in recommending them to any person
suffering from this terrible malady. I
am gratefully yonrty M. . A." Hargitjt,
LeringtOD, Ky." Sold by Blnkeley &
Houghton, Druggist. - . . . -4
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Depart time schedule. Arrive
Fob From Dali.es. Fum.
Fast Suit Lake, Denver, Ft. - Tat
Mall Worth, Omaha, Kan- Mall.
11:0 p.m. sas City, Ft. Louis, 3:10a.m.
Chicago and East. :
Epokane Walla Walla. Spokane, -Bpokane
Klyer Minneapolis, fct. Paul, Flyer.
5:30p.m. Duluth, Milwaukee, 6:50a.m.
Chicago and East.
8 p. m. From Portlanb. 4 p.m.
Ocean Steamships.'
All Sailing dates subject . -
to chance. '
For San Francisco
Nov. 28, Dec. 3, , 13,
Jg, S3, 28, Jan. 2, 7.
8 p. xn. 4 p. in.
Ex.bunday Columbia Ev. Steamers. Ex.bo.nda
To Astosia and Way .
Saturday landings. ' .
10 p. in. - . "
6 a. m. Willamette Riveb. 4:30 p. m.
Ex-Sunday Oregon Cily, Newberg, Ex.eo.nday
Eaiem b AS'ay Land's.
7 a. m, Willamette and Yam- 8:80 p m.
Tues.Thnr. hill Kivees. Mon.,wed.,
and&nt. Oregon City, Uayton, and FrL
and Way-Iandings. .
6 a.m. Willamette Eivee. 4:30 p.m.
TucThnr, Portland to Corvallis, Tue.,'lbu
and Sat. and Way-Landings. . and Sab
Leave
Lv Riporia Shake Riveb. Liwifton.
daily Rlparia to Lewiston. daily
except except
Saturday. . Friday.
For full particulars call on O. K. fc N. Co.'s
agent The Dalles, or address
- W. H. HURLBNRT,
Gen. Pas. Agt., Portland, Or
EAST and SOUTH via
The Shasta Route
OF THE
Southern Pacific Comp'y.
Trains leave and are due to arrive at PortlaL
OVERLAND EX-1
burg, Ashland, Sac
6:00 P. M.
ramento, ugaen ,ban
Franciseo, Mojave,
Kew Orleans and
I East .1
Koseburg- and way sta
tions I Via Woodburn fori
Mt.Angel, Bilverton, I
West Scio, Browns-
ville.SpringSeld and
Natron ........ .... J
(Corvallis and way
stations
8:30 A.M.
Dally
except
Sundays
17:30 A. M.
- p. a
Dally
except
Sundays.
:60 P.M
INDEPENDENCE PASSENGER. Express train
Dally (except Sunday).
1:50 p.m. (Lv Portland. ...Ar.) 8:25a. m
au p. m. Ai..iiCMinnviue..L.v. s;oua, m
8:30 p. m.
Ar...
Indepeudence..Lv.) 4:60 a. m
Dally. . t Daily, except Sunday.
DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE.
PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS
AND 8ECOND-CLAS3 BLEEPING CARfc'
Attached to all Through Trains.
Direct connection at tan Francisco with Oeci
dental and Oriental and Pacific mall steamship
lines for JAPAN and CHINA. Sailing dates on
arplication.
Rates and tickers to Eastern points and Eu
rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU anr
AUSTRALIA, can be obtained from
J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent
Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where
through tickets to all points in the Eastern
States, Canada ami. Europe can be obtained at
lowest rates from
J. 13. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent.
All above trains arrive at and depart iroir
Grand Central Station, Filth and Irving street
YAMHILL DIVISION,
ratsenger Depot, foot of .JeUerson street.
Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Bnnday, a.
7:20 a. m.; 12:30, 1:63, 6:16, 6:25, "8:05 p. m.
(and 11 :30 p. m. on Saturday only, and 9:00 a. m
and 3:30 p. m. on Sundays only). Arrive a(
Portland daily at 6:40 and 8;30 a m.; and 1:35,
4:15, 6:20 and 7:55 p. in., (and 10:05 a, m, 3'U
5:10 p. m, on Sundays only),
Xave for Sheridan, week days, at 1:30 p. m
Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. .
Leave for AIRIJE on Monday, Wednesday and
Prlrtay at 9:40 a. m. Arrive at Portland, Tues
dav, Thursday and Saturday it 3:05 p.m. -
Except Sunday. Except Saturday.
R. KcK.'-.lER,
Manager.
G, H. MAEKHAM,
Asst. G. F. Pass. Agt
fgORTHERN
y PACIFIC RY.
H
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Pullman
Elegant .
Tourist
Sleeping Cars.
Dining Cars
SleepingjCar
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MINNEAPOI.lv
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BOSTON AND ALL '
POINTS EAST and SOUTH. .
For information, time cards, maps and tickets,
cal on or write to ...
W. C. ALLA WAY. Agent, '
A - . Tbe Dalles, Oregon
A. D.,v.; AKLTO. Asst: G. P.' A.,
. 26 rrisoa Cor. "Third. Portland Oregon
AreBapposed to tlste extra fine, bat
if they taste better than
Our Candies.
WewonTd like to eteal the maker's
secret. Oar confections are absolutely
pore. We lay particular stress on this
fact. The freshness and delicious flavor
of everything we make is apparent, bat
the rjnritv has to be vouched for.
Try a sample pound of Chocolate
Urea m 8. e are certain you win ac
knowledge them superior to anything
ever tasted before. .
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PROFESSIONALS.
W. LUND ELL, B. M. ' "
Teacher of Vocal Culture.
Bight Reading and Harmony.
Studio at Residence, Cor. 6th and Liberty,
Invesgtloa b'Jaltei. - THE DALLES, OR
JJ A. STU R D EVA NT,
Dentist.
Offiee over French & Co.'s Bank
Phone 6, , , " THE DALLES, OREGON
J)AN ROBERTS,
Attorn ey-at-Law.
Collections a Specialty.
3eeond Street, " THE DALLES, OREGON.
TyjOLLIE V- O'LEARY,
Art Studio.
Room 3, Chapman Block. -
China painting a specialty.
GEISKNDORFFKK & BCEDI,
Physicians and Surgeons,
" Special attention given to snrgery.
Booms 21 and 22, Tet 828 Vogt Block
FRED. W.WILSON,
ATTORN E Y-AT LAW,
THE DALLES, OREGON.
Oftice ovei First Nat Bins.
B HUNnNQTON . H S WILSON
HUNTINGTON 4 WIION,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
THE DALLES, OREGON
Office ovkt First Net Bank.
..GHAS. FRflflR..
'fiuteheps -and
Fafmefs.
Keeps on dranght the celebrated
COLUMBIA BEER, aeknowl- '
edged the best beer in Too Dalles, .
- at the usual price. Come in, try '-
It and be eonvinced. Also the
Finest brands of Wines, Liquors
and Cigars. -
Sandutiehes
of all Kinds always on band.
YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
Trade Marks
Designs
Copyrights Ac
Anyone tending a sketch and description may
quickly ascertain oar opinion free whether an
Inrentlon Is probably patentable. Commnnlca-
ttons strictly confldentl
laeunai. uuiudoukuu i-tntsuiM
afcencr for securing patents.
sent free, uiaoei
Patents taken through Munn A, Co. recelre -
anecial notice without chanre, in the
Scientific Hmericam
A handsomely illustrated weekly. Inrest cir
culation of any scientific JournaL Terms, $3 a
year: four months, $1. Sold by all newsdealers.
MUNN & Co.36,B'-'''- New York
. Branch OOoe. 63S V Washmcton. D. C.
J. 8. SCHCKBT.
President. .
fl. M. BkaI ,
.. Cashie.
st national Bank.
THE DALLES ' - - - OREGON
A General is an bring Business transacted
' Deposits received, subject to Sight -Draft
or Check. -
Collections made and proceeds prbmptly
amittA nn Hav nf nollectmn.
Sightnd Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New tor, han ranp.i8 anc -on-
- '.and.
D; P. Thompsobi. Jno..b. .5chbc
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14. BO
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' omip to tfye propt
Slowly, but surely, J. H. Cross with, a magnificent stock of staple
and fancy groceries. Uis constant and enormous daily sales gives evi
dence ot satisfaction to the people. ' la connection with his splendid gro
cery trade, he does a marvelous Hay, Grain and Feed business. He
carries in stock
Oat Hay
Wheat Hay,
Barley Hay,
Baled Straw, Wheat, Eye, Barley, Oats, Corn, Buckwheat, Roll Bar
ley, Middling, Shorts, Bran and Shorts and Lite Bran.
He also has the lareest and best assortment of garden and grass seeds '
in Eastern ' Oregon. Experience has demonstrated the wisdom of fall
planting in many lines of seeds, such a onion, turnip, lettuce, spinach,
peas and others. He deals in Chickens, Turkey s, Ducks and Geese.
Also daily buys and sells fresh egifs. All orders intrusted to his care
will be filled with fidelity and dispatch and .delivered free to any part of
the city. - Thankful to the public for their confidence and patronage in
the past will endeavor by fair dealing to merit, a continuance of the same.
Cor. Second and Federal Sts.,
The Dalles, Oregon.
AMERICAN
SILVER
TRUSS.
c
LIGHT,
COOL,
v
Ea
Y Hi
I No
Easy to Wear.
Retains
Severest
Hernia
No pressure on
ips or Back.
. .nit.Hfraii.
.with Comfort.
Never niSres.
ling
It can be altered by the wearer to lhe shape of the body, not being made of hardened steel,
and can, with a littlD judicious and careful bending, -be made stronger or weaker in pressure, as
ueairou. -
M. Z. Donnell, Druggist.
Rockfbrd
Simplicity
Durability
12-Plate Maga
- "Tarn the lever and you are ready for
another." - No plate holders with slides
to draw. No sleeve or changing bag. No
chance to fog plates. No failures. .
- If you want 12 pictures quick, bay the
"Quick-Shot," the only magazine cams
era that holds the plates securely after
they are exposed. No rattling or break
ing ot plates. .Best on earth.
ZiiH ..$6.00 :
4x5 .............. .... ..$9.QO
. With one dozen plate holders.
Manufactured under the Conley patents by the
Rockford Silver Plate Co.,
- BOCKFOED, ILL.
We sell only through local agents. AskourlThn RninnolKinerIv Drus
agents to show you this "Qaick Shot." - : 1 ne onipBS-Mnersiy uruK
I . AGENTS, The Dalles, Oregon.
A. Ad, KELLER,
...TUB Uenowiieil flitl oro Fiuo Saloon...
- , 90 Second St., second door from Court. " '
THE
. 118 October 15
A. AD. KELLER
The Dalles, Or.
-' $0.90. s
tl worth of checks
good for 10c drink, 9
or cigar
cckrn'oahirch'ase
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' TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE ,
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Wasco Warehouses
Headquai't ers for Seed Grain of au kinds:
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot eu kinds
Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinds.
Headquarters" for Bran, Shorts, S?mT"lfeed
Headquarters for -"Byers Best" Pendle-
'rTi TTlrtn T . This Floor is manufactured expressly for family
yi . use:. every sack is guaranteed to give satisfaction.
Wa sell our trtxHiti lower than any bonsejn the trade, and if you don't think m
call and get oo' jricff and he convinced. ' : ...
HighesttPrices Paid for Whaat, Barley and Oats. ;
Timothy Hay,
- Wild Gras3 Hay,
- Alfalfa Hay.
J. H. CROSS.
Is Used by Many
Leading institutions throughout the United States
ana Canada, ana have Deen aaoptea by Uuy s and West
minster Hospitals. Lonlon, England. In this Trass
the principle hitherto so greatly desired has at
last Deen acmeved, wax ot nrmiy ana constantly noia
ing the rupture with a gentle hand-like pressure.
T . . A .1 .1. A I 1 1 1. n. 1. ..M
11 uui Nua mvuuu hid ill), ii.c uiuci u uona,
but over the hips, the silver wire lying in the hollow of
side, thereby allowing the free movement of the hips
ana nmDS, allowing me wearer to striae out ireeiy, ana
doing away with the fear and dread that something
will go wrong that usually attends the wearing of other
trusses.
Its lightness is featherweight in comparison with
other trusses. It is so liarht the wearer scarcely knows
he has anything on, and this is a are it comfort, enab
ine wearer to iorgei nis aliments.
Tie Dales, Or.
Quick Sellers
No Complaints
Co,
DALLES, OREGON
Quick Shot"
a
izlne Camera.
Tom Burke's ip Homestead Whiskey
Specialty in Imported French Liquors and Cognac.
Best Dome.fe Liquors, Wines and Cigars,
" The Largest and Best of August Buchler'.
Home-made Beer and Porter. -
'
. Agent for the Swiss Pub. Co., New York.
ompany
' V. 8. Land Offich, Vancouver, Wash.,J
November, 26, 1898. I
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice ot his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before W. B. Pres
by, Cnited States Commissioner for District of
Washington, at his office In Goldendule, Wash
ington, on triaay, January 6tn, 18U9, viz:
unatsT Herman Ji.unne,
Homestead Entrv No. 8119. for the 8'i of the
NE!4 and S of the NWJ4, section eleven, town
ship three north, of range thirteen. East W. M.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and cultivu.ion
of said land, viz:
Angus (jampoen, irnvia k. uiart, ot Hartmna,
Washington. Wcndel Leldl. Georee G. Lindsev.
of Goldendale, Washington.
NOTiCE.
U. 8. Land Office, The Dalles, Ob.,?
.November, 23, lhOi. J
Comolaint havinz been entered at this office
by Frank C. Wilson against Uustave A. Brock
man for abandoning bis homestead entry, Mo.
44, aated Oct. 21, 1893, npon tne w A bii; see
tion twenty-two and the K NEJi section
twenty-seven, township live south, range ten
east, W. M. in -Wasco countv, Oregon, with a
view to the cancellation ol said entry, and said
parties are hereby summoned to appear et this
office on the 10th day of January, 1S99, at 10
o'clock a. m., to respond and furnish testimony
concerning said alleged abandonment.
1180-i JAY P. LUCAS, Register,
Executor's Notice.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
has been dnly appointed executor of the last
will and testament oi Sarub McAtee, deceased,
by said will and by order of the connty court for
Wasco county. All persons having claims
against said estate are hereby notified to present
the same to me, with the proper vouchers there
for, at the office of Huntington & Wilson, The
Dalles, Oregon, within six months from the
date of this notice. Thokas-Norval,
Novlfri. Executor.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, Cnited
States Land Office, The Dalles, Oregon, Au
gust 19, 1898. Notice is hereby given that the
order of the President of January ,31, 1898, per
manently reserving the following described
tracts or parcels of land, for the use of a boat
railway between The Dalles and Celilo, on the
south side of the Columbia river, has been re
voked. Said tracts described as follows: One
tract situated in the N WJ of Sec. 31, T. 2 N., R.
14 E., containing about four and one-half acres
(no other description). The other tract in the
N WJi, Sec. 21, T. i N., K. 15 E., containing about
one-half of an acre, parti jularlj described as fol
lows: Beginning at the northwest corner of
said section 21, and running thence in a south
erly direction along the west bouudury line of
said section 21, one hundred and seventy (170)
feet to a point on said boundary line: thence in
a straight line to a point on the north boundary
line of said section 21, distant two hundred and
sixty (260) feet in an easterly direction from the
point of beginning; and thenee in a westerly
direction along the north boundary line of said
section 21 to the point of beginning. Said tracts
are therefore restored to the public domain, and
are subject to disposal the snme as other public
lands. By order of the Hon." Commissioner.
Dated at The Dalles, Oregon, August 19, 189S.
. JAY P. LUCAS, Register.
aug24-i OTI3 PATTERSON, Receiver
C. E.
HAYWARD.
Next door to
. Parity Soda Works.
Candies, Nuts, -Soda
Water;
Ice Cream Soda,
. and Tobacco.
AU kinds of Soft Ciders
- and Summer Drinks. -
BOS.
.AND...
' Hoisesfc
Wagon and Carriage Work. 4
Fish Brothers' Wagon.
ThM and Jefferson. Plionc 159 "
Tne columDia Packing Go.,
PACKERS OF
PORKand BEEF
-
MANUFACTURERS OK
Fine Lard and Sausages.
Curersof BRAND
HAMS & BACON
JRIED BEEF. ETC.
.OS
$6.50 PER TON
DELIVERED.
For car load lots call on . '
E. KURTZ, Agent,
rel. 38. The Dalles, Or.
One dozen of tboee extra finish Platino
Fotos, made by Gifford, will make yon
twelve fine presents lor unneimas. ,
1.1 U annvoniafa ivtnvA and
now is the time to sit for Jhem. Don't
pat it off too long and then expect to
have them finished in. time. ' . ' 1- lm
GENERAL