AO THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE. SATURDAY. MARCH 26. 1898 the Weekly Chronicle. TBI DALLES, OREGON riBSONtL MENTION- Wednesday's Daily. Roe Grimes went to Portland on busi ness today. Clyde Bonne v ia in the city from Hood River. E. Jacobsen went to Portland today on bosiuess. Harry C. Liefce went Portland this morning for a short visit. Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Huntington went to Portland on Ibis morning's train. H. C. Phillips, of the Northwest Light and Manufacturing Co., is in the city from Goldendale. Miss Emma Staats came up from ber home in Albina yesterday and left today to visit friends at Dnfnr. Mrs. L. Clarke returned this morning from Moro, where she has been visiting .her daughter, Mrs. W. O. Hadley, for several weeks. Mrs. Mary Brittain will leave for New York tonight to visit relatives in that state for a short time, after which she will leave for Alaska. F. B. Stimson, of Goldendale, one of the gentlemen who is interested in the scheme of lighting The Dalles with gas iights, ia in the city today. Walter Peterson, the accommodating Western Union operator at this place, went to Portland today to visit relative. Miss Edith Baam, of Portland, will serve as operator in his absence. Thursday' Daily. J. R. Rankin, of White Salmon, is in the city. A. C. Sanford, of Wasco, is in the city on business. Atty. J. M. Long, of Portland, is in the city today. Donald McRae, the Antelope stock man, is in the city. Harry Mahear is in the city from -his home on 8-Mile today. Mrs. A. M. Kelsay returned from Portland on the boat last evening. Mr. and Mrs. Smith French left on the morning train for Portland. -Mrs. T. A. Ho'dson was a passenger on this morning's train for Portland. Mr. A. S. Mac Allister left for Portland on the morning train today. Mrs. C. N. Thornbury went to Port land this morning, where she will visit for a few days. Mr. Parker Wilson has returned from Pittsburg, where he has made his home for toe past year or two. Friday's Daily. W. J. Ashby is in from Antelope to day. J. W. Ward is in the city today from Da fur. Wm. Mansfield went to Portland on business this morning. E. Jacobsen returned last night from a business trip to Portland. Harry C. Liebe returned last night from a short visit in Portland. Mies lva Gaunt, who has been visit ing in this lity for some time, left for her home in Centerville today. BORN. In this cily, Wedueeday, March 23d, to Mr. and Mrs. C. B. Johnson, a son. SIMPLICITY ITSELF. A SIMPLE. HARMLESS REMEDY. Yet It cores the Worst Cases of Dys pepsia and Indigestion. Dr. Jennison, who has made a life study of stomach trouble, says: All . forms of indigestion really amonnt to the same thing, that ie, failure to com pletely digest tht food eaten: no matter whether the trouble is acid dyspepsia or sour stomach, belching of wind, nervous dyspepsia or loss of 'flesh and appetite ; a person will not have any of them if the stomach can be induced by any na tural, harmless way to thoroughly digest what is eaten, and this can be done by a simple remedy which I have tested in hundreds of aggravated cases with com plete success. The remedy is a combin ation of fruit and vegetable essences, pare aseptic pepsin and golden seal put np in the form of pleasant tasting tab lets and sold by druggists under the name of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets. One or two of these tablets should be taken after meals and allowed to dissolve in the -mouth and mingling with the food in the stomacb,digest8 it completely before it has time to ferment, decay and sour. - . - On - actual experiment one gram of - Smart's Dyspepsia Tablets will digest three thousand grains of meat, eggs and similar wholesome foods. It is safe to say if this wholesome remedy was better known by people gen erally, it would be a national blessing. as we are a nation of dyspeptics and nine-tenths of all diseases owe their origin to imperfect digestion and nutrl : lion.-;' : ;. . .- - . Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are not a secret patent medicine, but a fifty cent package will do more real good for a ..'week. stomach than fifty dollars worth of patent medicines and a person has the satisfaction of knowing just what be 'ia putting into his stomach, which be . is patting into his stomach, which he . does nor. know, when ' widely advertised ' patent medicines are used. All druggists sell Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, fall med packages, 50c ts. A little book on cause and cure of stomach troubles mailed tree by address ing The Stuart Co., Marshall, Mich. TTVERY' humor, whether Hclring, training, Jj bleeding, scaly, erucU-d, pimply, or blotchy, whether simple, scrofulon. or hereditary, from iufaucy to age, nro now speedily cured by ICill - - IS ' I esoiveiti ABKIN and blood partner of Incomparable pnrlty and curative power. Purely vegeta ble, safe, innocent, and palatable. It appeals to all, and especially mothers, nurses, and children. Sold thromhont the world. Price, CnrteCTU. e. -Soap, SAe. s.l Ki ssolvikt. He. and l. PorTsa Iao AKD cava, uoer.. Bo-e rrops., imwoii. mf" How to Curs Blood sad 8kia Bunion," torn. OBEYED THE JUDGE. Got Hie Mam anil Brought Him to Town. Among the wills that were probated the other day was that of a negro black smith named Austin Thompson, whose shop was on Sycamore street. There is a story connected with this man's name that is worth telling, says the Lexington (Ky.) Herald. Just after the war old Benjamin F. Graves was county judge. lie was an eccentric man, very peculiar in many ways, very honest and Very positive. He ruled with a strong hand. One day Austin Thompson, who lived in the county, was brought before him charged with hog- stealing. The meat was found upon his premises, but he had made no effort at concealment. He ncknowledg-ed having: the hog and Lilling it, but insisted that he bought the hoc from another negTO, who rep resented it as his own. Judge Graves inquired if he could "bring that other nigger into eourt." lie was answered somewhat doubtfully. The old judge then answered to Austin that he "must bring that other nigger in, dead or alive." A day or two afterward Austin drove up with a cart to the judge's office, and entering informed his honor that he had his man. "Bring him in," said the judge. "I can't," said Austin; "he's dead." He had followed the old judge's in structions to the letter. The other negro refused to accompany Austin to town, and so Austin killed him. Of course it caused an immense sen sation in the community, and there was talk of impeaching the judge and of hanging Austin. But nothing after all was done about it, and the matter was allowed to drop. BOVINE VALOR. Two Com Stormed a Barbed-Wire Fence to Rescue Their Calves. The editor of the Condon (Ore.) Globe saw a deed of valor late'y that was worth recording as well as seeing. A herd of cattle, among them two cows accompanied by their calves, were graz ing in tall, dead grass when the calves became separated a little way from the rest of the cattle, and some wolves started in pursuit of triem. After run ning about 200 yards the calves came to a high, five-wired, barbed-wire fence, and, being small, managed to get through it. On the other side of the fence was an open pasture. The wolves quickly followed the calves through' the fence, and were rap idly running them down on the other side, when the two cow mothers discov ered what was going on. Each uttered a lond hel'ow. hoisted her tail and started for the rescue. ' It appeared to be a hopeless chase, for the fence intervened, and the cows were certainly much too large to get through it. They knew well enough that it was there, and could, beside, see it plainly; but both cows p'.unged straight into it. The watching editor, horrified, looked to see '.hem hurled back, frightfully wounded, but, instead, one of the posts gave way under the onslaught, the wires sank down, and in another mo ment the mothers were on the pasture side of the fence, badly cut and bleed ing, but still able to charge the wolves successfully and put them to flight. Soon the cows were licking the res cued calves affectionately, and the co yotes were howling a disappointed duet from the summit of a knoCl near by. STRANGE CASES OF POISONING, Gila Bite XVnm Not Deadly, Bat Um brella Tree Woe. In the far northeastern part of Ari zona territory, that is to say in.Navajo county, a young man was bitten by a Gila monster recently. Almost at the same time, at Yuma, in the extreme southwestern corner of the territor3 a little girl ate some berries that fell from the umbrella trees that grow so plentiful in southern Arizona. The young man lived, but the little maiden died. The latter case is the more re markable, perhaps, for until this in stance not even the medical profession suspected that there was anything poisonous about the umbrella tree. The child's name was Dora Lynch, her fa ther being well-known in Yuma. The lucky young man in the northeast was Orrin Barney, who had started out with a party, for Utah. He was following a wagon up a hill and "scotching" it with rocks. He reached down for a rock and picked np a Gila monster. The monster's head had to be cut, rrff to ' 1 i. : t- . . 1 rr1. latter suffered severe pain for two days, but then recovered. His only remedies were tobacco .md whisky. LOST. A' dark bay horse, ' weighing about ; 1100 pounds, branded on shoulder, with white left foot. Strayed from Grass Valley. Anyone finding the ani mal and informing Frank Kramer, of this citTi will be suitably rewarded.- nichie-lm iH AAftftAftAAAftiaAAeaftikeHiRi Thin Blood Wfiere tlie blood loses its intense red: grows thin and watery as in anemia, there is a constant feeling of exhaas- and the spirits depressed I Scott's Emulsion $ of Cod-liver Oil with Hypo- phosphites of Lime and Soda $ is peculiarly adapted to correct this condition. The cod-liver v oil, emulsified to an exquisite fineness, enters the blood direct $ and feeds its every corpuscle, j restoring the natural color and $ giving vitality to the whole system. The hypophosphites q S reach the brain, and nerve $ centres and add their strength- ening and beneficial effect. n If the roses have left your cheeks, if you are growing ... 4 r . W tnin ana exnausiea irom over- w work, or if ape is fcesnnninp- & to tell, use SCOTT'S Emuf sion. w Be sure you get SCOTT'S Emulsion. ntj. :,.. . I C . W T? SCOTT & BOWNE. Chemists, New York.. 2- Entertainment at Boyd. Editor Chronicle: There was quite a marked advance ment in the rendition of the following program by the Boyd public echool lit erary society on March 18th : Bone Marching Through Georgia School Recitation I Wish Guy Teel Kec Poor Robby Frank Heartley Kec -Over Production Andy Baker Kec Mr. Tongue Pansv Wing Kec The New, Old Rhyme Docia Boltou Kec Beyond Emily Buker Song Daisy Deane Nellie Foss, lora Baker Rec Little Boy Blue Floyd Foss Kec The Boy vVho Laughs Manson Headley Quotation Mrs. Gales Gertie Abnet Kic 'imudma's Pocket Maude Smith Kec ilia Kobin Sarah Richards t.'ompoMtioii Cats Collie Smith Ric How Mr. Covi.e Counted Shingles Harry Southern Rec Little Drops of Rain Effle Taylor Itcc Parody on Maud Muller Llovd Bolton Sung Roll Your Hands, .Edith and I ilie Abnet Composition Stones George Headley Paper "The Bora Bee", Ethel Southern Soug Bee song School A recitation was then given by a vis itor, Miss Ena Bolton, which was well recti ved by all. - X. Degree of Honor Entertainment. The Degree of Honor held a short business session last night, after which the doors were thrown' open to the pub lic. A large crowd, aseembled, and the following program was rendered : Piano Overture Georgia Sampson Vocal Solo Mrs. C. F. Stephens Recitation ; Joseph HcArthur Vocal Solo ...8. L. Young Instrumental Duet guitar and mandolinl. . . Prof. Ryan and Mr. Twiueham Vocal Duet Mesdames Jayne and Varney Solo Georgia Sampson Dancing was indulged in tili midnight, and the evening was pleasantly spent. A Dint From the Klondike. Joseph Ladne, the famous trapper and miner and the present owner of Dawson City, and for many years the agent of the Alaska Commercial Company gives a hint to persons going to Alaska, and pays great compliment to a well known article. He writes : "J have always used the Royal Bak ing Powder in Alaska and Northwest Territory, as no other gave equal satis faction in that harsh climate. I also found my customers always insisted on having that brand." . Lcnfrtbenlnjr. tb'e Eyes, ' It is said that it is a common custom practiced among the Turks, who hold long eyes in such exalted esteem as to lengthen them by cutting the corners of the eyes. This is done very early at the ags of two or three years the outer corner being deftly slit with a lancet about the .twelfth part of an inch. 'While the wound is healing the lids are drawn outward everyday, and when it is quite curved the eye is still submitted to the drawing process every day for a long time, with the eventual result that it becomes longand narrow and satisfies the taste of the "unspeak able Turk." STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING. Notice is hereby given that there will be an annual meeting of the stockhold ers of The Dulles, Portland & Astoria Navigation Co. at their office Saturday, April 2, 1893, at 2 p.- m., for the purpose of electing seven directors, and transact ing such other business as mav properly c tme before said meetiug. 'the president. The Dalles March 1, 1898. C. L. Phillips, Secy, Whooping cough is the most distress ing malady; but its duration can bet-ui short by the use of One Minute Cough Core, which is also the best known remedy for croup and all lung and bron chial trouble. . Cah tn low Cneeka All countv warrant" registered prio to Jan. 3. .1894, will .be paid nt mi office. Interest ceases after March. 17, 1898. C. L. Phillips, Conntv Treasnrer. There are three little things which do more work than, any other three little things created they are' the ant, the bee and De Witt's Littie Early Risers, the last being the famous little pills for stomach and liver troubles. ; To. Care a Cold In One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab lets. All rirnegist" refund tl e money if they fail to care. 23c, . A CORPSE IN HIS BED. Grewaome Experience of an I mil a n apolla Traveling; Man. The story of the drummer who went to bed with the corps is familiar to nearly every traveling ma'n in Indianap olis, but it is not generally known that the hero of that experience lives in this town. It is a fact, nevertheless, and his name is H. D. Burgheim. . In 1877 llr. Burgheim traveled for a wholesale millicery house located at Keokuk, Ia. Among the places he visited was a village known as Milton, located on the C. & M. road. One day while passing through the place he saw one of theproprietorsof the hotel stand ing on the depot platform and told him to reserve the room he usually occupied, as he would return on the next train and spend the night there. It was ten o'clock when he reached Milton on the back trip and the town was dark and ap parently deserted. Mr. Burgheim ex perienced but little difficulty in reach ing" the hotel. The clerk had gone to bed and Mr. Burgheim knowing per fectly well where the room was located decided not to arouse him. He found the door unlocked and was somewhat surprised to find-the room already oc cupied. The, man was in bed and to all appearances sound asleep. Burgheim decided thatthe hotel must be crowded, and for that reason it had been found necessary to give him a roommate. He knew the man was all right or the landlord would r.ot have put him in there, so he quietly removed his clothes and climbed into bed, carefully drawing the covers about him so as rot to disturb his bed fellow. He was just getting comfortably fixed when the door opered and a 'young man and young women entered. The man lighted the lamp and without 'even looking at the bed sat down on a chair and pulled the young woman onto his lap. There was billing and cooing, and kisses with out number. After watching the in teresting scene for about five minutes Burgheim came'to the conclusion that his bed fellow would enjoy it and he tried to arouse him. He punched him in the ribs tw or three tirries, but the fel low never so much as grunted. He then reached over with the intention of tak ing him by the arm. In some manner his hand came in contact with the man's face, and it was as cold as ice. In an instant it flashed over Burgheim that he was in bed with a corpse. The very idea of the thing was horrible to con template, and without stopping to think he uttered a frightful yell and leaped out onto the floor. To say that he caused a commotion would be put ting it mildly. The young couple nearly broke the door down in their haste to get out of the room, and they made a rush for the office pursued by Burgheim,-who was as badly frightened as they were. The yells aroused every body in the.hotel, and it was an hour before the place quieted down again. The trouble was caused by the pro prietor of the hotel who had neglected to inform his partner that the room had been engaged by Burgheim. One of the guests of the house had died during the day, and the partner placed the body in the room Burgheim had engaged. The young people who were having such a nice time when Burgheim jumped from the bed had gone there for the purpose of sitting up with the corpse. They were under the impression that the man had suddenly come to life and of course they were badly frightened. The young woman fainted, and as for Burgheim he found it necessary to take several bracers before he could summon up courage enough to retire to bed. He occupied another room and half a dozen people sat up with the corpse. Indian apolis Sentinel. TWO CROWNS OF IRON. One Made of Gun Metal and One Car ries a Nail from the Croaa. The crown of lioumania is; composed of gun metal made, in fact, out of a bit of old cannon captured at Plevna; that of Portugal has gems in it which have caused it to be valued at SS,000,000. The iron crown of Lombardy, which, by the by, is the oldest diadem in Eu rope, is only six inches in diameter. The question usually asked by those who behold it for the first time is: Where is the iron? For to all appear ances the crown consists of a broad circle of gold ornamented by an enam eling of flowers. This, however, is but the outward case within the coronet rests the iron itself. It is fashioned out of one of the nails by which Christ was fastened to the cross.- The crown now rests in the Cathedral of Monza, Italy, and is under, the care of the monks of the establishment.. These holy men call attention to the fact that while no attempt has ever been made to clean the baser metal, still there is no sign of rust upon it a fact which con clusively proves its sacred ongin. To Preserve tae Qneen Voice. The London Daily Mail says that ar rangements have been made to pre serve permanently the tones of Queen By order of i victoria's voice. The latest type of pho nograph will be sent to Windsor castle, 'and into this instrument her majcety ;has consented to speak a certain mes ' sage, which will be permanently pre served on the cylinder and kept in the British museum. Carp Oat of Water. Some fish exhibit great power of en- ! durance when deprived of power of ac cess to their native elements. In Hol land carp ere kept alive for three weeks or a month, the fish being placed in wet moss and kept in a cold spot. Bnoaiea's aruus salve- The best salve in the world for cuts, braises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and pom' tively cui ee piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Blakeley and Honehton. dmeeists. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve Cures Piles, Scolds, Burns. FREE. FREE. 7e) We Will Givt Subscribers To All and Persons subscribing ana paj-ing vance for the up in rad- Weekly GhroDiele A Copy of . f he fori mil Answer Any Question You may Ask It. - U m arts! Encyclopeaii Standard American Annual.. PRIGE GENTS Ready Jan. 1, 1898, On Alt News Stands. j8 dC t3 Larger, Better, More Complete Than Ever. ffiTbe most itidely sold Annual Refer tnct Book and Political Manual published. THE WORLD, Pulitzer Building, New York. Regulator Line Tie Date PortM aiil Astoria .Navigation Co.' str& Regulator & Dalles City FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks and Port land aaay, pjor euuuuy. D0N THE VALLEY OR TO EASTERN OREGON ? Are von going If so, save money and enjoy a beautiful trip on the Columbia. The wett-bouud train arrives at The Dalles In ample time for passenfrers to take the steamer, arriving in Portland in time for the outgoing Southern and Northern trains; East bound passengers arriving in The Dalles in time to take the East-bound train. For further information apply to J. N. HARNEY, Agent, Oak Street Dock.Portland. Oregon, Or Wj C. ALLAWAY, Gen. Agt, - The Dalles. Oregon BE D . A splendid assortment of Vege table. Garden and Grass Seeds in Bulk. Seed Wheat, Seed Oats, Seed Barley, Seed Seed Rye. Oil Heal Cake and Fertilizers, Bee Buirplles, Early Rose Pota toes. Eleven kinds of first-class Seed Corn. Poultry and Eggs bought and sold at J. H. CROSS' Cheap Canh Grocery and Feed Store, Second and Union Sts. E E5 D S E E J S I s Try Schilling's Beatttem and baking powder. Almanac & Encyclopedia Sherifi's Sale. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF Oregon for Wasco county. T. J. Field, plaintiff vs Wm. Birgfcld, Laura E. Birgfeld. First National Bank of The Dalles, Thomas Kelly and A. . Bennett, delentiants. By virtue of an execution, decree and order of sale, duly issued out of ana under the seal of the Circuit Court of the Sate of Oregon, for the the County of Wasco, to me directed and dated the 25th day of February, 1898, upon a decree for the foreclosure of a certain mortgage, and Judg ment rendeied and entered in said Court on the 4th day of December, lb97, in the above entitled cause, in favor ot the plaintiff and against the defendants William Birgfeld and Laura E. Birg feld n judgment debtors, in the sum of fifteen bnndrt-d and twelve dollars and tweutv-uine cents, with iuterest thereon from the 4th day of December, 1897, at the rate of ten per rent per annum, ana the further sum of one hundred and fifty dollars as attorney's fees, and the further sum of filteen dollars, costs, and the i osts of and upon this wiit, and commanding me to make sale of the real propertv embraced in such Kcree of foreclosure and hereinafter decribed, I . will on the IStta day of April, 1808, at the hour of two o'clock In the afternoon of said day, and at the front door of the County Court house in Dalles Cltv, Wasco County, Ore eon, sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash in band, all the right, title and interest which the defendants William Birgfeld and Laura E. Birgfeld, Thorn - s Kelly and A. S. Ben nett, or either of them, had on the 4'h day of August, 1892. the date of the mortgage foreclosed herein, or which such defendants or any of the defendants herein have acquired, or now have in and to the following described real property, situated and being in Vaco County, Oregon, to-wit: An undivided one-fifth interest of all of section No. 21, the nw y. and the se '4 of sec tion No. 23: also all of section No. 25, the nw i and the se 'A ot section No. 27, and the nw of section No. 35, all in township No 7, south of range No. 17. east of the W. M ; also of section No. 3, township No. 8, south of range No. 17, east of the W. M., containing in all 2881.98 acres ac cording to the Government survey (page 14,Vol. O of deeds) also the s J$ of the sw !4 and the s lA of the se of section No. 34, township No. 7, south of range 17, east ot W. M., containing 160 acres, (paze HO.Voi. K. deedO also all the nw i of section No. 2G, township 7, south of range 17, east of W. M., (page Sou, Vol. N. of deeds.) Paid interest in the above described real property be ing the same descended to and inherited by the said Laura E. Birgfeld upon the death of Alexan der Rogers, and Matilda Rogers, her father and mother. Said property will be sold subject to confirmation and redemption as by law pro vided. Dated at The Dalles, Oregon, this 3d day of March, 1898. mch5-li. T. J. DRIVER, Sheriff of Wasco County, Oregon. Notice of Final Settlement. Notice is hereby given, that the undersigned has tiled in the office of the County Clerk, of Wasco County, her final account as Hdministrix of the estate of I. I. Burget, and that by order ot the County Court, for said County, Monday, the 2d day of May, 1898, has been fix'ed as the time and the court room of said Court as the place for the hearing of said final account. All persons interested in said estate arc notified to appear at said time and place and show cause why said final account should not be approved and al lowed. A. T. BC KGE r, mcbS-ii. Administratrix. Administratrix Notice. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned as been regularly appointed by the county court of the State of Oregon for Wasco County as administratrix of the estate of Charles W. John ston, deceased. All persons having claims against said estate are hereby notified to pre sent them, with the proper vouchers, to me at the office of W. 11. Wilson, n Dalles City, Ore gon, within six months from the date of this uotice. ' Dalles City, Oregon, Feb. 23, 1898. CARRIE M, JOHNSTON, feb26- i Administratrix. KOTICE FOE PUBLICATION. Lako Opfice, The Dalles, Or.,j February 15, 1898. Notice is hereby given that the following named settlei has filed notice of his intention to make final proof In support of his claim, and that said proof will b4 made before Register and Receiver at Tbe Dalles, Oregon, on Saturday, April 16, 1898, viz: James Ball, of The Dalles, H. E. 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