CM). Jt .Vi THE DjUXES.;lVTaimY,CTTOOTCI WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 20, 1897: Ghroniele. TKI DALI.KS, . OitEGON PERSONAL MENTION. to la Saturday's Daily. S. B. Driver is here from Warnic. Mr. Elkins. of Lyle, is in the city Mies Hellen Warner, of Naneene, in the city today. Mist Mollie Kelly, of KiDgaley, is in the city today. , Sam Bannell, of Tygh Valley, ia at tending the fair. E. O. McCoy came down from Grants last night to attend the fair. Pierce Maya and family, of Portland, are in the city attending the fair. '- E. M. Bronneck. reoresentative for Stadebaker & Co., ia in the city today. Mies Alma . Schanno returned from Walla Walla today where she haa been visiting friends for several weeks. Monday's Daily. Frank Button, of Hood River, was in the city yesterday. H. S. Turner, of the Dafur Dispatch, made the office a pleasant call today. Sheriff Driver returned from Baker City today, where he has been on busi ness. G. E. Stewart went to Hood River yesterday on business, returning on the night train. Mr. X. J. Sinnott left for Portland on the Sjv. kitne local yesterday morning to visit liirt father. , Mr. Sarsfield, of the Centerville neighborhood, was in the city on business yesterday. Hon. A. S. Bennett and E. B. Dufur left Saturday for Prineville to attend the term of court at that place. Mrs. Cowan, wife of the Warm Springs Indian agent, and daughter left for their home at the agency this morn ing. , Miss Eva Slusher, who has been visit ine the family of Mr. Frank Menefee in tbia city, returned to her home in Dufur yesterday. Mrs. John Cradlebaugb, who has been visiting friends in the cicy for several daya, returned to her home in Hood River today. Mrs. John Stores and Mrs. Van Bibber returned from Portland Saturday evening, where they have ben visiting lor a few days. Miss Bertha Burkhart. who has been visiting the family of Mr. George Liebe, and Mrs Tbeo. Liebe returned to Port' land Saturday. Mr. O Brian, one of Klickitat's most prosperous stock and grain raisers, is in the city spending a few days, tie is ac companied by his wife. ' Boone Wheat, of "Moro, is in the city He haa quite a reputation as a footracer and has matched a race with onr local sprinter, Mr. Cameron. Tuesday's Daily. C. R. Surrad, of Blalock, is a guest at tne Umatilla today. Miss Lulu Chrisman went to Portland this morning to visit friends. Robert Watson, of Goldendale, is at tending to business in the city today. Fred Clarke returned last night from a two weeks sojourn in Portland and the bound cities. Mrs. Fred Fisher and daughter, Miss Edie, went to Portland on the Regulator tnis morning. Dr. G. A. Giesendorff, of Arlington, came down on the morning train, and is stoppiDg at tne Umatilla. Mrs. r. is. Detain of Portland came up on the Regulator last evening. While bere she will visit Mrs. S. L. Brooks. Mrs. Frank Menefee and children were passengers on the local this morn ing for Fairview, where Mrs. Menefee will visit friends. , Miss Grace Lauer, who for several months past bas been staving with her grandmother in Portland, returned home on the Regulator last evening. Mr. A. J. Dufur of Dufur returned from Portland last night, where he has been visiting bis family, who at present reside in that place. Prof. Jones, of Vashon college, was a passenger on the Regulator last night. He is traveling in the interest of the college. Mrs. G. C. Blakeley and Miss Rose Micbell returned this morning from Baker City, where they have been at tending the meeting of the Press Association. A PRETTY PICTURE. Imagine a Union Between lea and England. Amer Tlie Preposterous Proposition of English Theorist Xctlonsl Elements That Would Slot. Assimilate. Mr. and Mrs. Will Wright, of Lyle, came up ' on the Regulator last night. Mr. Wright, who runs a sawmill near that place, reports that milling business is good this fall. Mrs. T. J. Seufert and son, Roger, left for Portland on the Spokane local this morning, where the little boy is to un dergo a course of treatment under Dr. Dixon. For some time the little fellow has been bard of hearing, and an opera tion may be necessary in his case. A writer in on English journal under takes to show that the union of tne United States and England into one union, wrth one governmen t, would be an untold blessing, and advances number of reasons for his belief, "la time of war," he says, "the combined fleets would be able to defy any posst b'.e conibination, and with coaling- sta tions within the readiest reach they could sweep the seas of their enemies' shipping, and . convenient ports for prizes would abound. As for the armies. it is said that the United States could put 5,UOO,OCO men on a war footing. Add that to our own total of, say 800,- 000, which, in time of war, could be greatly added to, we could provide a united military force of some 6,000,000 men, and face enormous odds by vir tue of the Incalculable resources of the two richest nations in the world. Com nkrcially we could almost absolutely control the trade of the world, and be independent of supplies from other na tions, seeing that what the states lack in shipping they provide in boundless tracts of land that can furnish every- thing that can be desired. The surplus population of Brisain, too, would find abundant scope in the undeveloped soil of America. Then, in respect to size, he new nation would present tin area of 12,541,433 square miles (United States, 3,470,000; Britain, 9.071,000) more than the whole of Africa, and more than three times the advantage of oneness of interests, the oneness of language, the sympathies of blood Unship, similarity in almost every con ceivable direction. The united nation would be able to dominate alike the world's councils, its trade, its doings in fact, what the Anglo-Saxon people said would practically be the law of mankind." Nothing, of course, could be more re mote than the possibility of such a union. However, it brings up questions and conjectures that are most inter esting. In the first place there would have to be a compromise between the two countries as to the form of govern ment. Every one of Uncle Sam's sub jects is a sovereign unto himself, and nothing could be more odious to him than to acknowledge allegiance to one who rules by divine right. Likewise would it be difficult to engraft in the breast of the average Englishman that love of independence, liberty and rev erence for free institutions that is born in every American. It is hard for the Briton to understand that the strength of a nation may lie in the unified loyal ty of all its citizens, without, depend ence upon any family born to the pur ple, upon tradition, upon the glamour that, in a monarchy, surrounds the gov ernmental head. Hence a modification of the two governments that would best equalize the widely divergent condi tions would have to be effected. Xatur- ' ally, some of the features'' of this gov ernment would be retained, and no doubt civil service would be one of them, as it is essentially an offspring of royalty. Imagine, if you can. the prince of Wales or the duke of York eagerly scanning the newspapers the morning after an examination to see if they had passed. Or, with equal solemnity, try to picture our own Dr. Depew in all the gorgeousness of gold lace and knickerbockers, bowing- and scraping around the ruler neither president nor king-, but a portion of both as a gentleman in waiting. It is ridiculous to suppose that, with all these incongruities, and with noth ing w hatever in common Between the two systems of government, that their union could by any possible chance ever be brought about. Since the 13 little colonies dissolved from the mother country something over 100 years ago. this nation has made a phenomenal growth in everything, but in no one thing has there been a greater expan sion than in patriotism. In a com mensurate degree has grown the dis like for monarchies and the trappings of royalty. It's a roseate picture this theorist across the water paints, but it can never, never be realized. Cincinnati Enquirer, GAY MUSIC AT A FUNERAL.- ion.' invy urc cuuhcu. rive ui . "W be distributed through southern Pacific CoiTip y. BORN. In the Dalles, to Mr. Sayer, a daughter. and Mrs. M. SHROPSHIRE RAMS. A few . more full-blood rama for sale cheap, and in excellent condition. Eight dollars per head. Address Chas. A. Buckley. 20-t2 Graaa Vallev, Or. s TAKKN IP. Came to my place last spring, a roan pony, branded O on right hip. Owner can have the same by paying all charges. ' S. A. Kinton. cct20-lm Tygh Valley, Or. For Sale. By The Tygh Valley Land and Live Stock Co., some fine Backs of the De laine type. Inquire of Oct.11-31 A. A, Bossy, Tygh Valley. Custom in Vlncennes That Destroys Mnch That Is Grcwsomc at Crave. People in Vincennes have been wit nessing what is called "a gay funeral," according to a paradoxical phrase, re ports the London Telegraph. Mr. Ferret, a resident in that sub urban borough for many long years. died recently' at the age of 80. He left instructions in his will that the local brass band should be engaged for hts funeral, and that lively music was to be played during the journey to the graveyard. The octogenarian's rela tives fulfilled his wishes to the letter. In the black -bordered invitations to the interment sent out by them they an nounced the names of the airs to be heard during the funeral. As the coi tege started for the cemetery, the band struck up the appropriate "Chant du Depart," to the intense astonishment of the master of ceremonies sent by the Pompes Funebres, who knew nothing about the last wishes of the deceased octogenarian in the matter of music. Then the bandsmen played a series of polkas and mazurkas, and wound up at the cemetery with the "Marseillaise." After the funeral all adjourned to a tavern, where drink was ordered in abundance. The instrumentalists, having- been refreshed, played more lively music and then everybody returned home, apparently satisfied with the day's outing. This is the third funeral ef the kind which has been organized in France within the past 12 months. HINTS ON FRUIT CANNING." Few Thinars That the Honaewlfa Should Remember. In canning- fruit, remember that it in hard and disagreeable work at beet, and unless you can, come within sight of its highest possibilities, "the game is not worth the candle," Whether it is good, bad or indifferent depends upon your own knowledge and skill. Exclud ing the air to prevent fermentation is only the A B C of success. Fruit must look as well as taste delicious, and, in order to do this, it must retain its nat ural flavor and appearance, and be sweetened with- granulated sugar. Fruit for canning must be freshly picked, and a little under rather than over ripe. All berries except strawberries should be large and firm. With these the smaller the better. Blackberries, no matter how fine or of what kind, are never satisfactory and palatable. Cherry pits add much to the flavor, and when, removed from the fruit a handful should be tied in a piece of net and put in the center of each jar. Pear seeds, should be used in the same way if the core is removed. Cherries are richer and handsomer colored if the sir up is made of half currant juice. The skins of green gage plums should be left on and pierced with a fork be fore they are cooked. The skins of all other common varieties should be re moved. If plunis and peaches are im mersed in boiling water to loosen the skins, only a few. should be treated at once, and those should first be put in a wire basket or sieve. "After remaining- two minutes or so dip in cold war ter and gently rub off the skins. A silver knife should be used to shred pineapple and pare pears and quinces. Peaches should be put in sirup as soon as pared, and pears and quinces into' cold water, to prevent discolora tion. Peaches are firmer and richer if allowed to remain over night in the simp before they are cooked, i-ive or six pits each quart The most delicate and natural fla vor is obtained bv cooking tne fruit in the jars. This method also does away with the breakage from handling, and adds greatly to its appearance. Pears and quinces are no exception to this rule, but, as both arc more quick ly c ooked tender m clear water, it is more convenient to do so before they are put in sirup, All old jars should be. thoroughly cleansed with soda and boiling water. and the ajr-tiprhtness of every jar should be tested with water before they arc filled with fruit, which should be placed in the jar as fast as jt is prepared, and the jar filled to the neck wjtli sirup. A flat-bottomed kettle or an ordi nary clothes boiler are convenient lor cooking, and a board fitted to the bot tom loosely and closely filled wit.h inch auger holes obviates all danger of break age. Put the rubber and cover in po sition, leaving the latter loose; fill the boiler in warm water to the neck of the jars and boil gently until the fruit can be easily pierced with a fork. No definite rule for cooking can be given. Ten minutes is usually long enough for berries, while the time required for arg-cr and more solid fruits depends upon their ripeness. Experience soon makes one expert. Take each jar out onto a hot plate, fill to overflowing with boiling- water, and screw down the top. Tighten as it cooks, and in vert to be sure that it is air-tight. The jars should be wrapped in paper to exclude the lignt, which is more in jurious than one is apt to think, and kept in a cool, dry place. The flavor of fruit is more improved if the oxygen is restored by removing the cover an hour or two before it is needed. If rich fruit is desired, the following quantities of sugar for each pint jar will be satisfactory, but as sugar is not the "keeping- power,"much less, or even none, may be used: Strawberries, seven ounces; raspberries, four ounces; whortleberries, four ounces; cherries. six ounces; peaches, five ounces; Bart lett pears, six ounces;, sour pears, eight ounces; plums, eight ounces; quinces, eight ounces. X. Y. Times, Regulator Line Tie Dalles. Mud aii Astoria Navigation Co.' strs. Regulator 6 Dalles City FREIGHT AND PASSENGER LINE BETWEEN The Dalles, Hood River, Cascade Locks and Port land daily, except Sunday. GOOD SERVICE. LOWEST RATES DOWN THE .YALLET Are jon going EASTERN OREGON? If so. save money and enlov a beantifnl trlii on the Columbia. The we-t-bound train arrives at The Dalles in ample time for passengers to take uie steamer, nrnvinir in rortiana in time for tne outgoing Southern and Northern train; East- bound passengers arriving in The Da'les in time VJ uuie me jiast-ouuiju train. For further information apply to J. N. HARNEY, Agent, Oak Street Dock. Portland, Oregon, Or W. O. ALLAWAT, Gen. Agt., The Dalles. Oregon EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF TEE Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. 6:00 P. M 8:30 A. M. Daily except Sundays. 17:30 A. M. 14:50 P.M. f OVERLAND EX-1 I nrPHK. ftfilpm. Rima. I burg, Ashland, Sac I ramento, Ogden,San i tranciseo, -Mojave, i T 1 1 ,. t. 1 New Orleans and I I East 1 Rosebnrg and way sta tions : fVia Woodbnrn fori I Mt Angel, Silverton, i West Scio, Browns- ville,Sprlngfield and (.Natron j ICorvallis ) stations jMcMinnville I way stations. and way and 9:30 A. M. 4:30 P. M Daily except Sundays. t 5:50 P. M, t 8:25 P. M FOR THE TWICE FOR THE And reap the benefit of the following CLUBBING ATES. CHRONICLE and N. Y. Thrice-a-Week World.. .. $2 00 CHRONICLE and N. Y. Weekly Tribune ..' 1 75 CHRONICLE and Weekly Oregonian 2 25 CHRONICLE and S. F. Weekly Examiner ' . 2 25 ml WORLD TRIBUNE OREGONIAN EXAMINER FIB GREAT PflPEUS G. W. PHELPS & GO. -DEALEBS IN- Agricultural Implements. Daily. tDaiiy, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS BLEEPING CARb Attached to all Through Trains. Direct connection at Kan Francisco with Owl dental and Oriental and Pacific mail steamship lines for JAPAN aud CHINA. Sailing dates on application. Kates ana ucxets to eastern points and En rope. Also JAPAN, CHINA, HONOLULU and AUSIKAL1A, can be obtained from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. Through Ticket Office. 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates irom J. B. KIRKLAND. Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart from tirana uentrai btauon. ntn ana Irving streets YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of - Jederson street. Leave for OSWEGO, daily, except Snndav. at caia. m.; 12:10, 1:40, o:zo, 0:40, s:uo p. m, (and 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only, and 8:40 a. m and 3:30 p. m. on Sundays only). Arrive at Portland daily at 7:10 and 8:30 a m.: and 1:30. -:i, e:3aana r.oap. m., (ana lu a. m , 815 and 5:10 p. m. on Sundays only). Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Leave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and ridav at 9:40 a. m. Arrive at Portland. Tn aav, inursaay ana saturaay at a:ua p. m. Except Sunday. Except Saturday. R. KOEHLER, Manager. , H. MARKHAM, Asst. G. F. b Pass. Agt fWV TRY & 1MT nil it iWA fc i liid GREAT NORTHERN RAILWAY. RrvenlnK the Order. Naming- horses for public characters is common enough, but giving- to a child the name of a Derby winner is a unique reversal of the ortlinarv meth ods in such cases, says the Boston Her ald. But this deceased speculator and accredited billionaire called his baby boy Lad as Primrose, in honor of Lord Kosebery's famous horse and the for mer prime minister of England. His lits-le daughter alno bears the name of Primrose, joined to that of Leah, inns maKing a licoraic combination as flattering to the parent as to the in fant's namesake. Verrctarinn Dreii, The members of the Women's Vege tarian union in London have a new craze. It is for vegetarian dress. They have concluded that it is as wrong to kill animals for clothes as for food. They .want vegetable boots, vegetable Chicago gloves, vegetable gowns, and even veg etable note pn,per. They have decided that the kid, the calf and the sheep shall be spared, if their influence can do it. TO THE ERST! GIVES THE CHOICE OF . TWO Transcontinental ROUTES! OREGON SHORT LINE. -VIA- Spokane Minneapolis St. Paul Salt Lake Denver Omaha Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities To Cattlemen. Butchers and Others. - Wanted To pasture for two months, 100 head ol stock on the overflow bottom lands at Lyle, Wash. Magnificent feed. For particulars apply to T. Balfour, epll-tf Lyle, Wash. OCEAN STEAMERS Leave Portland . Every Five Daya for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call on O. R A Co. s Aeent at The Dalles, or address W. H. HURLBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon Executor's Notice. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been dnly appointed and is now the quali fied and acting executor of tbe last will and tes tament of Elizabeth J. Bolton, deceased. All perwns having claims against said estate are notified to present them to me, with 'the proper ranchers therefor, at the office of the county clerk of Wasco County, Tbe Dalles, Oregon, within six months frcm tbe date hereof. Datel September 10, 1897. spla-i SIMEON BOLTON, Executor. TIME CARD. No. 4, to Spokane and Great Northern arrives at 6 p. m., leaves at 6:05 p. m. No. 2, to Pendle ton. Baker City and Union Pacific, arrives at 1:15 a. m., departs at 1:20 a. m. No 3. from Spokane and Great Northern, ar rives at 8-30 a. m., departs at 8:35 a. m. No. 1, from Baker City and Union Pacific, arrives at 8:55 a. m., departs at 4:00 a. m; Nos. 23 and 24, moving easfeof The Dalles, will carry passengers. . ho. 23 gr rives at 6:30 p. m. departs at 12:45 p. m. Passengers for Heppner will take train leaving here at 6:05 p.m. Drapers Manufactured and Repaired. Pitts' Threshers. Powers and Extras. Pitts' Harrows and Cultivators. Celebrated Piano Header. Lubricating' Oils, Etc. White Sewing Machine and Extras. EAST SECOND STREET. THE DALLES, OR Wasco Warehouse Company Headquarters for Seed Grain of au kinds. Headquarters for Feed Grain of ail kinds. Headquarters for Rolled Grain, an kinds. Headquarters for Bran, Shorts, 17VlufHo Headquarters for "Byers' Best" Pendle- 0jV J'loup This Floor is manufactured expressly for family A AW use : every eack is guaranteed to give satisfaction. We sell onr goods lower than any bonse in tbe trade, and if yon don't think bo call and get oar prices and be convinced. Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats. Wholesale. CUines and Cigars. THE CELEBRATED ANHEUSER-BUSCH and HOP GOLD BEER on draught and In Dottles. Anheuser-Busch Malt Nutrine, a non-alcoholic beverage, unequaled as a tonic. STUBLING & WILLIAMS. BLAKELEY & HOUGHTON DRUGGISTS, 175 Second Street. - The Dalles, Oregon ARTISTS MATERIALS Country and Mall Orders will receive prompt attention.