C3) THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1S97. The Weekly .GhroMele. TUB DALLES. - OB BOON OFFICIAL PAPEE OF WASCO COUNTY. Published in two parti, on Wednesday and Saturdays. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. - BT MAIL, POSTAGE TRXTA.ID, IK ADVAHC. One year Six months Three months.. II 60 75 60 Advertising rates reasonable, and made known on application. ' Address all communications to "THF OHBON ICLK," The liaUes, Oregon. , Telephone -Yo. 1. LOCAL BREVITIES. Saturday's Daily. ; Two carloads of cattle were shipped from the Btock yards today to Trontdale. The Dallea City took a hundred too a of Wasco county wheat to Portland to day. Hood Biyer ia ' making elaborate preparations for the fruit fair to be held there in October. Captain' Hosford's steamer, the lone, ' will make her first trip next week, arriving here Wednesday. ' S. M. Chase, better known aa IT. F. Sam, is delighting the citizens of Hepp- ner with his b-flat fiddlt. Heppner ia having a little mining ex citement of its own, a ledge having been discovered about twenty, miles from town that assays $3 to $50 per ton. The East End is a moving mass of horses and wagons, men and boys, all engaged . in moving Wasco county's wheat crop, and the warehouses axe rap idly tilling up. The Commercial Club ia somewhat backward about bowling the outsiders, and there may be method in their delay. At the Umatila house alleys this week, the lowest score of the record makers was 58, the highest G3. The big wheat crop is making its re sults visible, the warehouses being crowded with teams unloading, what a miner might call "the farmers' concen trates." The golden-grained wheat is bringing eighty cents a bushel, making everybody happy. Jim Langille and son, Doug., came in from McCoy creek during the week. Their shaft ia down sixty-two feet, with good indicatione of being near bedrock. . They were out of grub, which compelled them to come home, and they will not return until next spring. . Pease & Maya tody received a. con signment of beans that would be a credit to Boston. There waa a whole- carload, twelve tons, 24,000 pounds of these min ers' delights and household necessities. As it takea quite a number of beans to ' weigh an ounce, some curiona person might figure out the number of beana in the lot. The Dallea had no celebration July 4th, it abandoned the firemen's tourna ment, and now it ia probable the an nual meeting of the fair association will also be abandoned, and Pendleton will git it. The matter depends' upon the collections that can be made for the pur pose of hanging up purses, and so far the committee ia meeting, with very poor success. L. E. Morse was up from White Sal mon last night, and his genial smile served to dispel the darkness and take the place of the electric light that we do not possess. s At the boat this morning be incidentally remarked that the fish ing in the White Salmon waa at its best, and that the fish are so ravenous that the fisherman has to take hia hook be hind a tree to bait it. Latest reports from Ireland confirm the statements of the threatened desti tution there from the destruction of the crops. The devastation is not confined to a certain district, but includes all sec tions of the island. Not since 1847 has the condition been so serious. The at tention of the government is urged in anticipation of the destitution and fam ine which is imminent. A very rare specimen of an owl ia on exhibition in Eugene. It , ia what is known among ornithologists aa the monkey owl, its face bearing a very striking resemblance to the monkey. It waa captured by George Smith at Coburg,- after he had broken a wing. Thia owl ia rareiy eeen away from Africa, to which it ia native, and it is a question bow it came to iub vicinity, says the Eugene Register. Mr. A. B. Jonea returned Wednesday from a trip to Grand forks, B. C. He fcund that town rather quiet, for the reason that most of the people were out prospecting. Some rich finds in quartz have recently been made. He saw his son, Frank, M. F. Sloper and Thomas Lacey, all doing well. Mr. Jonea ia the owner of a placer claim in the heart of the city, He has leased eleven other claims and will go to work on them as soon aa he can wind up hia business here and return. Glacier. If a man has a two-dollar bull pup he looks after it carefully and does not allow it to roam all over town at night, but if he has a boy it ia differept. He is turned loose at an early age to go to the devil, and then the people wonder where the army ol tramps, bums, dead beats, loafers, gamblers and drunkards came from. They are germinated from poor seed gathered from our streets and alleys. It may be that your boy is making a growth in that' direction. At all events the boy should be given an equal showing with the ' bull pup. Agriculturist. A report has been sect out from Eddy ville. on Yaqnina bay, that two miles and a half from there, on the Dutton place, a gold quartz discovery haa been made that causes great excitement in Lincoln county. Mining claims, under United States law, 1500x600 feet, have been filed lot over three miles in length' of the raDVon. . One of the claims on tile at Toledo ia named Prosperity. G. W, Buford , of Yaqnina, an experienced miner, has ju9t returned from the ledges of the .Little Elk, and declares it to be largely a decomposed quartztte and propbyry rock bearing from $13 to $35 to the ton. A big water power is supplied by the falls of the canyon, sufficient to work the mines. To the south is a large tract of government land, and east ia railroad land. The mine is 20 miles east of Toledo. . A lady's shoe, found some place in California, has been started the rounds of the express offices of the coast, pre sumably in search of its owner. It haa at least a hundred tags on it, containing the comments of the express agents, some of which are very bright. Most of the tags are done up in metrical feet, some of which fit the shoe. It ia a num ber 3, and the lady who lost it has no idea of the fame the dainty little piece of foot-wear haa earned. Of course it ia a long stretch of the imagination to try to fill that ahoe up, or to build from so slender a foundation the blessed little creature who at one time tripped the streets of some California town inside of it. . Oar own impression as we gazed at it waa that its owner weighed 116 pounds, bad blue eyes and black hair, and that her name was; Dennis. Monday's Daily. . Crispettes. ' . Crispettes are delicious. Crispettes are sold by Pease & Mays. Crispettes will be eaten by everybody, and are only five cents a package at Pease & Maya.' Two hoboes were up before Recorder Sinnott this morning, one being fined $5 and the other $10. The WaBCO warehouse is being filled with wheat, and still it cornea in as fast aa men and trucka can store it. Justice ot the Peace Filloon is moving his office and also his stock of machinery to the Hood barn on Second street. - The Regulator last night brought up a load of sheep, on their way home from the summer ranges back of Stevenson. If you do not know what Crispettes are, we would advise you. to invest five cents and find oat. You will never re gret it, and you will want more. Peaee & Mays sell them. i The Commercial Club is having its rooms re-modeled, and among other im provements a porch erected over the new new entrance, which is the center of the building on Washington steeet. The 8-year-old eon of Louis Camini, while playing with a cider press yester day, allowed one of his hands to get caught in the cogs, and aa a result sev eral bones in his fingers were broken. A dispateh from Olympia, Saturday, states that the state commissioners will go to Lyle, Klickitat county, October 6th, to investigate the advisability of selling shore landa ' there, and of fixing the price. The Good Intent Society of the Methodiat church will meet at the home of Mrs. Wm. Micbell Wednesday after noon. All ladiea of the congregation, and particularly members of the society, are requested to be present. The first rehearsal of the opera "Pina fore," which will be given in the early part of October, waa held Saturday night at the residence of Mra. Schenck. Judg ing from the manifest enthusiasm, Dallea people are to have a treat. Deputy Sheriff Kelly, who has been looking after the prairie chickena on hia ranch, presented a number of hia friends with a brace of birds each, but they have not received them yet, owing to the per son by whom they were sent failing to show up. The regular overland train, due from Portland at 1 o'clock, passed through this morning about 8 :30, having been delayed at Trontdale. The switch, bad been left open and the train ran into it,' derailing several, of the cars. No serious damage waa done. ' ' Joaquin Miller says he knows a Klon dike miner, who owns 200 tons of gold. Something may safely be allowed for Joaquitt's poetical way of expressing things, but 200 tona ia too much, to per mit even Mr. Miller without violating hia poetical license. . The city council met Saturday night. In the matter of granting pei mission to Captain Hosford to use the foot of Union street for landing his steamboats, the matter was referred to the judiciary committee. The committee on electric lights reported progress, verbally, and not being ready to report finally, waa given further time. Mr. U. S. Jones died at Dufar Satur day. Some time ago he injured one of his legs, an acute case of blood poison ing resulting. Finally this reached such a stage that amputution became neces sary, and the operation was performed by Dr. Dietrich Saturday morning. Mr. Jones did not survive the shock, dying some four or five hours after the opera tion. " . . ' The Independence city council ia pro posing to license nearly all kinds of business at from $10 to $25, those - now in business being given free licenses. The point aimed at eeenia to tie that businesses of many kinds have been so overdone as to be unprofitaMe for all concerned, and the ordinance would deter others from coming in to Eet up business-except in a permanent war and where there was a real good opening. Fen Batty bad an experience in bunt ing yeeterday that afforded bis com pan ion much amusement. A big jack rabbit broke cover and lit out for the elsewhere, when Fen let go a charge of shot, knock ing it over. When he went to pick it up, it was a digger squirrel, shot all to pieces, and not a rabbit in sight. The rabbit bad dodged into a hole and the squirrel bad popped out just in time to lo3e bis life. A son of John Hendricks of McMinn ville, about 18 years old, went out to kill a chicken with a pistol last Sunday, The cartridge failing to explode, th'e boy nnhinged the pistol. The cartridge then exploded, being defective and slow of fire, the cap striking the boy in front of and just above the eye, and the ball passing out through the barrel of the pistol. A doctor dressed the wound, which he thinks will not prove a serious one to the eyesight. Some vandal, presumably drunk, since a sober man would hardly indulge in such tbings, destroyed the wind gauge placed by Mr. Brooks upon the D. P. & A. N. wharf. The instrument was gov ernment property, Mr. Brooks kindly volunteering to look after it. All statis tics of weather are valuable, and the wretch who deliberately destroyed the wind gauge should be stood in its place for twenty-four hours when the thermo meter is below zero and a Walla Walla Chinook blowing. The Pacific Gum Co. of Portland ad vertises for six girls to chew gum at the Portland fair. We give the company the benefit of this - advertisement in hopes that some of the Dalles girls will be found ornamenting the front benches in that chewing contest. It will require a large month, developed muscles and steady stroke to getaway with the job, and certainly The Dalles can furnish the full supply, provided Cascade Locks does not compete. There is one girl down there that when she gives her maxillae a twist the cows all sneak away into the woods and drop their "cuds." Hoppicking is nearly finished in the Chebalis valley. It is. impossible aa et to determine what the crop ia likely to be, suffice it to say that growers whose yards were well eprayed and properly cared for are. all feeling very well satis fied with the way their yards are turn ing out, says the Chebalia Bee. Picking will last another week in some of the yarda, and by that time it will be possible to' size up the crop pretty closely. The splendid weather for the last 10 days has been most favorable for harvesting crop, and loss from mould will not be nearly aa bad as was feared. In a few small yards where sprayingjwas neglected there has been much heavier losses. Growers are putting up a fine sample as a rule. A peculiar-looking resident of the deep was found Saturday by H. P. Score, keeper of the light . station at Point Wilson, and, in the absence of a more fitting name, the object is called a sea serpent. The monster was found stranded on the beach near the light" house, where it bad been tossed by a heavy wave. It ia nine feet long, the thickest part of ita body being 27 incbea In circumference. The bead ia large and shaped like an alligator's. Two horns 30 inches in length protrude from the head. The animal, if animal it may be called, has massive jaws with large teeth, haa no legs or fins, and is of pale green color. Lightkeeper Score killed the animal by shooting it with a pistol. He towed it to the light station, where it is now an object of curiosity to many persona. Nothing eimiliar to it baa ever been seen in the waters of the Pacific Northwest. Tuesday's Dally. 1 Max Pracht is in the hospital at Port land, recovering from a severe attack of pleurisy. Mr. C. D. Hinrichs brought a small band of cattle up from Hood River yes terday for the Columbia Packing Co. Mr. R. B. Hood recently sent some fine almonds grown on bis place at St. Helena, California, to friends. The al monds look as though they were good enough to eat. It waa reported yesterday that the Washington bank of the river, opposite this point, was covered with dead sal mon, evidently thrown away because they could not be used. ' This is the day upon -which the sun crosses the equator on its southward journey, and the big round world has everywhere equal length of day and night. The board of equalization will meet the first Monday in October, -at which time all who are dissatisfied with their assessment, will be given the opportun ity to correct any error. sT-d&wtf. The East Oregonian mentions the fact that Mr. and Mrs. Sam Gill will leave Pendleton for Portland in the near future, Mr. Gill, who is a fine mechanic, being employed to do finishing work on the government torpedo boats building there. Mr. Gill was at one time engi neer of . the Regulator. It ia said that 80,000 sacks of grain are piled np at Wasco awaiting the co triple tion of the railroad. Thia event fs ex pected to happen before the 10th of next month, and probably several days before that time. . The tug Astoria, formerly stationed at Astoria, arrived in Astoria from Grav's harbor Saturday, to tow the O. K., on which the big anchor and heavy chain have been loaded to be used in floating l he Gleomorag off North beach. About the largest yield of wheat yet reported comes from the old Daw place, on the Long Tom, says the Corvallis Times. Ic was Defiance wheat, and was grown by Frank Bamgardner. Six acres made an aggregate yield of 290 bushels, or 4S4 bnsheis. per acre. The farm is owned by Mrs. Stewart, of Cor vallis. v. , Mr. C. J. Hayes, inspector of surveys, with party consisting of E.J.Udell, W. Stranaban, Chas. Webb, R. J. Statt and Bert Stranaban, were in the city last night on their way to the Warm .-'prings, wnere tney will correct some of the section and township lines. Their work will be abont twelve miles eonth of the agency. The steamer lone will make her firt-t trip from Portland tomorrow, and is ex pected to arrive about 4 o'clock Captain McNnlty went down this morn ing and for a short time writ act as mate. Mr. John Booth has accepted the post tion of agent and will have bis office in the Baldwin building opposite the Umatilla. Last week Gazner White and a com panion Kiued three black bears near John White's bop yard, on Butte creek, in Marian county. Several other bruins were seen in that neighborhood. The bears are now coming down from the mountains to get acorns. They are very food of acorns, and the oaks are loaded this year with nuts, says the Silver ton Appeal. Robert Bowlsby, while bunting at Pleasant bill, in Lane county, last Fri day, killed a bird that is a cross between the native grouse and Mongolian pheas ant, the first of the kind ever heard of in Eugene. It resembles the native grouse by having feathered legs and a tail a little longer, but the feathers on the back and tail' have the same cross stripes as the Mongolian pheasant. Mr, James Langille and son,: Doug., arrived home from McCoy creek last week. Mr. Langille came up from Hood River last night. They spent the sum mer prospecting, and sunk a shaft in the gravel sixty-two feet. Mr. Langille baa faith unlimited in the old gravel beds of that section. He thinks he is within ten feet of bedrock, and that when that is reached the Klondike will have to look out for its reputation. 'The Indians now in the Yakima hop- fields, number 3000 in number, will bold a jubilee in JNorth Yakima, September 30 and October 2 and 3. The pro gramme will consist of Indian pony races of all sorts and descriptions, Indian war dances, Indian wrestling matches, Indian barbecue and numerous other Indian doings. Dr. Hill has been elected director of Indian sports, and will have full charge of this branch of the jubilee. Lloyd, the young son of Dr. Graves, of North Yakima, almost choked to death on Saturday. He had been to a fire on the night previous, and experienced considerable difficulty in breathing all the, following morning. In the after noon be began to suffocate, and the timely arrival of Dr. Hill resulted in bis expelling from bis throat several large pieces of cinder while an emetiealeo brought forth two or three larger ones from his stomach. Sheriff Sims, of Whitman county, re ports that Jack Leonard, the murderer of Jacob Malquist, is still sullen, evidently impressed with the idea that the officers have lessened his chanees of escaping punishment by bringing him back from the Spokane jail. He is now confined in the npper tier of cells, and is not given the liberties or permitted the visitors allowed - during his former residence, the sheriff being more watch ful in preventing the introduetion of jail-breaking tools. There is a smell, . distinctly and diabolically its own, that sweeps our town occasionally, but where it comes from nobody knows. It is democratic in the distribution of itself, going as freely to the poor as to the rich. The mephitis mephitica,or its spotted brother thespilogate putrina, otherwise a skunk, would leave its vicinity ; a dead mackerel under a full moon, or a decomposing salmon, or a double-barreled crematory, or any little thing-like that, would be as attar of roees to a garbage wagon beside it. It is just a live, thiobbing, pulsating, all-pervading smell of something loi g dead, but not gone before. One of the Lncklest- Another of the argonauts, also a Swede, carries his dust, as many did, to the ex press office. He wanted to send it to the "government at San Francisco." Asked if he knew how much he had, he eaid : "I tank I have twenty thousand five huner dollar." When bis sack was put on the scales the clerk told him be bad nearer $42,500, and his eye bright ened at the news. C. A. Snowden in Harper's Weekly. AN OLD-TIME FRIEND. The Chronicle Bdltor Meets One - Twnty-Fle Years Ago. .... of Monday morning we had the pleasure of meeting Mr. George A. Ladd of Sparta, who is on his way home from Portland. Twenty-five years ago Mr. Ladd, with bis father, owned and operated the saw mill at St. Helens. This property they sold and. moved to Eastern Oregon, where for a quarter of a century George has wooed the fickle goddess of Fortune by venturing into the mining business. He was at one time part owner of the now famous Bonanza, has made and lost money and has the everlasting faith of yet striking it rich that sustains all true miners. , . . It has been nearly twenty-five years since we saw George, but he is the same self-reliant, genial gentleman, wboni nothin? cuti keep to ii. In those days, at St. Heleo&r Tom MeBride was wrest ling with "Parsons on Contracts," '.'Gjreenleaf on' Evidence," and that sort of thing, while the- present senator was studying human; n at ore and getting an insight into politics. The Gihners were also at St. Helens in those days, and as we look at our own rotund form in the mirror, we cannot but feel that St. Helens produced some really great aid good men. Mr. Ladd is engaged in quartz min ing near Sparta, and baa some proper ties that will yet make him a bloated capitalist. ' A Good Story." A good story is told of General J. A. Early, of the confederate fame. It is this: The federals and confederates were about to engage in battle Jn Virginia, during the late war, Gen. Early in com mand of the confederate side. Just about the time the firing commenced, the chaplain to Early's army,. devout man past middle life, promptly observed to the General that be had no farther nse for him at the time, but in .case hia services should be needed to comfort the dying, he could be found just over the bill, and then departed in a gallop. Gen. Early, indignant at the chaplain's course, said to those around him :. "Now look at that old scoundrel; he has .been praying to go to heaven for over thirty years and the first opportunity he has to get there, runs away.." The Walts to Go. The American society of the Professors of Dancing, has decided that the waltz: must go. Of course it must, everybody knows that, and it will commence to go just as soon as the thermometers get settled down to business. The beauty of the waltz is that when it gets to going it keeps whirling round and round, and it is a continuous round of pleasure too. The professors of dancing might as well try to dam the Amazon with faint praise, solve the mystery of Andrees' pigeons, make truth true even at the bottom of a well, or sort fact and fiction from a fall crop of Klondike stories. Yes,, the waltz must go, and when it does most of us will be anxious enough to detain it,, that we will all attempt to trip it. Died at Mosier. Mrs, Isabella Joss, aged 73 years, died at Mosier, Oregon, September 12; 1897. Deceased was born in Caithness, Scot land, and came to this coutry in 1887, locating in Hood River. Her husband, Alexander Jess, died two years- ago,. since which time she has been living with her daughter Mrs. James- Steele, at Mosier. The remains were brought to . . Three Trainloads ol..... STEEL SUPERIOR RANGES Have been sold already this year. All prices, From $30.00 up. Eighty styles, from small family size to as large as wanted. There are more Superior Stoves and Ranges in use in th:s territory than all other makes of .Stoves co nhineil. This is cot -elusive evidence of the superiority of Biid re & Beach Co.s cele brated Superior .Stoves and Ranges. Oasjilsat ' MAIER & BENTON, Sole agents for SUPERIOR Steel Ranges, THE1 DALLES, OREGON. Hood River Monday, and interred in ldlewilde cemetery. - She leaves six children two in Scotland, Mrs. Steele of Mosier, Mrs. Wm. Davideon of Hood River, and James and William Joss. Glacier. ' The fair Will do. It looked for a little while as though the regular annual meeting of the Agri cultural Association was to be abandoned' and The Dalles was to pass by the regular fatffair. Sunday Mr. McAllister went to Pendleton and completed ar rangements with the Secretary J. O. Mack, which permitted the matter to go on. It required considerable work here also, aa the money for the purses bad to be raised and other preliminary matters attended toi All the tangles here have been straightened ont and the fair will go. The fact that it came near going by the loard is going to make it a success, for it has caused: everybody here to take an interest In it. The. races and parses will be published' in a few days. In the meanwhile Mr. MacAUister, who is act ing as secretary will gladly furnish those desiring it, a copy of the premium list, and - the names of the winners of last year's prizes. The fair begins October, 12 and lasts five days. Stoves and Saashlue. Eugene Field after visiting Europe, said that the one thing he missed most in bis travels was the great American stove. The first thing he did when be got home was to write a poem, entitled "Stoves and Sunshine," in which be paid his respects to the stoveiess, cheer less, shivering countries he had visited". In the second verse, which we print herewith, it will be seen tbat the poet made an inexcusable mistake by writing "Yankee" instead of Garland. Read the verse and see. and then call on Maier & Benton and see the stoves. Now, I am of opinion that a person should get some Warmth in this present life of ours, not all in that to come: So hen Boreas blows bis blast through country and through town, Or when upon the muddy streets the Stirling fog rolls dowD, Go, gnzzle in the pub, or plod some bleak, ma larious grove, But let me toast my shrunken shanks beside some Yankee store. Selected by an Artist. Miss Mollie Bottorff arrives from San Francisco this evening.. She has been thpre for a month studying and select ing styles and patterns, which are now arriving and will be displayed at Mrs. M. E. Briggs' parlorj tomorrow. The work rooms there are in a state of com motion everything being piled high and thick with specimens of the milliners art. Tomorrow the stock of fall patterns and shapes will be displayed, and abont the middle of next week there will be a grand display of winter bats along with the fall stock. It is witbbnt donbt, the . largest, best selected, and best stock of millinery ever brought to The Dalles. The announcement of the display of winter goods will be made later,- in the meanwhile the ladies can find some thing to delight them in the fall stock. "My boy came home from school one day with his hand badly lacerated and bleeding, and suffering great pain," says Mr.E. J. Schall, with' Meyer Bros. Drag. Co., St. Louis, Mo. "I dressed the wound, and applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm freely. All pain ceased, and in a remarkably short time it healed without leaving a scar. For wounds, sprains, swellings and rheumatism I know of no other medicine or prescrip tion equal to it. I consider it a house-' hold necessity." The 25 and 50 cent sizes tor sale by Blakeley & Houghton. . v '-