THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 4, 1897. The Weekly Chronicle. COUNTY OFFICIALS. County Judge. . Robt- Mays Sheriff... T. J. Driver Clerk A M. Kelsay Treasurer . C. L. Phillips . . I A. a. mowers Commissioners JD a Kirasey Assessor, .... W. H. Whipple Surveyor oil Superintendent of Public Schools... C. L. Gilbert Coroner W. H. Bntta STATE OFFICIALS. Sjvernor W. P. Lord SMTStin nf 3tat4 H R Kincaid Treasurer ...Phillip Metschan BupCof Public Instruction u. M. irwin A Uirnin-Rcnpnl CM. Idleman . (G. W. McBride """"" JJ.'H. Mitchell IB Hermann juuKnwiucu. )W R EUlS State Printer W. H. Leeds Weekly Clubbing; Rate. Chronicle and Oregonian $2 25 Chronicle and Examiner 2 25 ChrODicle and Tribune 1 75 Chronicle and N. Y. World 2 00 THE TRUE STORY. The true situation on the Yukon begins to rrake itself so plainly visi ble that even those who thought all they haJ to do was to reach the Klondike with a scoop shovel and a couple of seamless sacks, to be able to start home with a fortune in a week, can see it. The area is limit cd, the number of rich claims having now decreased to 140, the gold proves to be of less value than claimed for it, and weights somehow have a fashion of showing up on civilized scales a great discrep ancy, ao Aiasnan pcuno, or at least an Alaskan pound of gold, weighs only four ounces, or at most six. One 1130,000 lot of gold weighed out at the mint less than $00,000, while another $85,000 lot shrunk, probably dwing to a change of climate, to 1900. A man down on Sauvies island many years ago was engaged during the winter months in shooting: water fowl, principally for their feathers. To an old lad3' who inquired how many feathers he had he replied, "About a ton.'" She expressing sur prise at the amount, be insisted that he was correct because "forty flour sacks full." he had Mr. James McNamee returned this summer from Alaska, having spent four years there, one of them in the Klondike. He estimates the yie'd of the Klondike mines for the past twelve months at $2,000,000, a sum that would not purchase this year's wheat crop of Sherman county, which has 700 voters. And yet these fabulous tales have set rich and poor alike crazy. At Skaguay 5,000 men are struggling to get into the snows of Alaska in midwinter, wreck ing their health, taking desperate chances of starvation, and putting up in money besides $4,000,000 to do so. They have gone as utterly mad and reckless as a herd of stampeded buffaloes, and all because a hope of sudden wealth is held out to them. With the same amount of energy and determination, these same men could earn, in civilization, double the money they will make among the g'.aciers of the upper Yukon. Whom the gods would destroy they first make gold-mad. The cry is now "Skagnay," to get in, but ere long it will be "any way" to get out. ENGLAND'S AFGHAN TROUBLE. Theie have been three British wars with Afghanistan dunng the "Victorian sixty 3rears, and the news from the Khyber Pass seems ominous of another. One of the earliest military trage dies of the queen's reign was the appalling massacre of McNaghten's command in one of the passes lead ing southward from Cabul into In dia. Over 16,000 men, women and children, retreating from the Afghan capital under pledges of a peaceful journey to India, were overtaken in the pass by the ferocious tribesmen and massacred within a fe w hours. One man only survived the slaughter, slowly on to Jellalabad to tell the horrible story. Remembering that mournful event, it is Dot surprising that England should be anxiously waiting for re assuring news from the disputed Khyber Pass. The English language seems to be faulty in that it is capable of bein? construed in so many ways. An ex ample of this is before the attorney general just now, and is causing him to delve deep into tomes of musty lore to discover, if possible, the meaning of an apparently plain Eng lish 8entence.i The question comes np over section 22 of the new tariff law with regard to the ten per cent discriminating duty on foreign goods. coming into the united oiaies ironi Canada or Mexico, and involves the question as to whether or not the same discriminating duty does Dot apply to all foreign goods coming in on 6hips not flying the American fla?. from countries with which we have no SDecial treaty concerning it. If it does sc apply, all goods comin in Enslish vessels would have this duty to pay, and it would practically ruin the British steamship lines ply ing between this country and any others. The question arose over the words "not exempt by treaty or con vention," instead of "not exempt by treaty or acts of congress." The at torney-general and Hie department are trying to find out just what con grcss meant. AN OBJECT LESSON. A dispatch from Minneapolis dated September 1st says: Tliere is to be a marked advance in the price of white pine lumber as result of the advance iu agricul tural products. The list committee of the Mississippi Lumbermen's Asso ciation met today to agree on aD ad vance to take effect next week. It Is quite proper that the lumber men should should share in the gen eral prosperity, and we re-print the above only to call attention to the face that the association controls the price, and says to the consumer: "After next week the price of lumber will be advanced so much per tbous and." The association also controls the price it will pay its employes for their labor, but we failed to see any thing in the dispatch saying that at the date named the wages of -the as sociation employes would be ad vanced a given per cent. Ihis is a part of the proceedings that will not be in print because that part will not occur, ana yet labor is entitled to share in the general prosperity also. When labor gets together, as the as sociation did, and says after such a date our products shall bring such a price, that is a strike. We do not believe in strikes, but we do believe that the toiler should have his share of high prices, just as he is forced to take his moiety of low prices. A shrewd trader ought to make money at Dawson City buying pro visions or one store ana selling to another. Mr. Milton Misamore, who writes a very sensible letter from Dawson City under date of July 29th, after giving a very mi nute description of the trip in from Dyea, proceeds to give the prices at Dawson City, which are, all things considered, quite reasonable. He gives the market quotations as fol lows: Bacon 50 cents per pound; flour $24 per barrel, $6 per sack; granulated sugar 30 cents per pound ; beans 13 cents; butter $1.50 per roll. Mr. R. H. Gerdes writes from Dawson City July 11th. He quotes flour at $62 per sack, or $248 by the barrel; bacon $1 a pound; potatoes $100 a sack. Between the two quo tations, it strikes us a good sharp business man could make more than by mining. Flour that can be bought by one man for $6 a sack and costs another $62, furnishes an opportunity for trade, and even 50 cents a pound difference in the price of bacon is not bad for a sharp trader. The Klondike stories be strange ones, especially when j oked together. The Pendleton Tribune takes up the cudgel to defend American courts from the imputation of putting less value on life than the English courts, and cites two English cases, in one of which a man was sentenced to six weeks hard labor for killing: his wife, and on the other a pickpocket was sentenced to ten years for his small theft. We do not pretend to dispute the Tribune's authority, nor to justify all English decisions, but as far as the punishment of crime is concerned, England certainly has a belter record than the United States. Anent the cases quoted, we might call attention to two Oregon cases. One was for murder, the other for stealing salmon, both tried before the same judge. The murderer got one year in the pen, and the fellow who 'swiped one salmon, got two years in the same institution. - And "then there is Durraiit, dying of old age in California. But the. subject broadens too rapidly to permit discussion. THE WHEAT TRADE. The past week has been a quiet one in wheat circles, compared with the excitement of the two preceding ones, yet udder ordinary circum stances the volume of business which has been done throughout the Pacific Northwest would be considered very large for the time of year, i Consid erably more wheat has passed out of primary hands than for the same time in previous reasons. In many sections of the interior farmers have sold quite freely at current prices, and by so doing have placed them selves in good circumstances. In other localities a disposition to hold back supplies is noted, in anlicira tion of obtaining higher figures later on, owing to strong reports received from abroad. On the whole, enough wheat has passed from first hands into those of exporters to meet the wants of early tonnage contracts, md present ap pearances warrant the belief that vessels from this port will receive prompt dispatch. In and around Walla Walla there has been keen competition on tne part of buj'ers, and, in many instances, farmers have realized prices which were above the spot value here. Liberal purchases on the basis of $1.45 per cental here have been made, and in a few cases $1.50 was paid. In the l'alouse country as high' as 71 cents per bushel was paid, which is much above the export value at this port. In the Valley competition is particu larly active, and wheat sold on the basis of $1.50 per cental here. To warrant these prices foreign markets must go higher than present quota tions. Farmers are making heavy deliv eries at shipping points, but to date wheat has not been received here in any large amount. The movements during September is expected to be very large, hnd the outlook for heavy reeeipts from the interior is very propitious. We quote: Walla Walla, 80(581c; blue-stem and Val ley, 8384c per bushel. Commer cial Review. A WORN-OUT BUGABOO. The dispatches .state that Japan is negotiating with the Greater Repub- ic of Central America, with the view of obtaining control of the Nic aragua canal. That she will entirely ignore the rights of the United States in the matter, and all that sort of thing. The story is as gauzy as a Chilcooter's dream. Only a few weeks ago those who desired the an nexation of Hawaii had Japan by the nape of the neck and were shak ing her under Uncle Sam's nose, with the dire threat that she was going to gobble the islands in spite of anything. The ruse worked at least enough to cause the adminis tration to oet a move on. The Nicaragua fellows, the men who own some forfeited franchises, which they are anxious for the gov ernment to take off their hands for a valuable consideration, encouraged by the'fesults in Hawaii are now try ing Japan as a bugaboo. The scheme is so diaphanous that like a lace veil, it serves to show more Strongly the countenance beneath. These same fellows tried England as a scaramouch for a while, but Ens- land has do terrors for Uncle Sam uel, no more than a rag doll has for its infantile owner that pounds it around by one of its cotton legs. Japan will no longer serve the pur pose of a nurse's tale. It will re quire something bigger and more powerful than the gang of little yel low men on the other side of the Pacific to frighten this administra tion. The Nicaragua canal should be built, and built by the United States ; but the gang of franchise fiends who have nothing to sell should not be paid millions simply as a bonus for crying "Wolf! Wolf!" when there is no wolf. The proposition made at the Grand Army encampment to observe the last Sunday in May as Memorial day, instead of the 30th of May, was do doubt intended to strip the cele bration of its holiday and even spoitive features which it is assum ing more and more every year. By' having Decoration day on Sunday, it was argued, the original intent of the day of solemn and semi-religious, as, .well as patriotic, observance would be maintained. But ihe probabilities are that it wuuld have interfered with the nsual Sunday ob servance, and converted the last Sun day of May into something of a secular holiday. The national en campment did wisely in rejecting the change. La Grand Chronicle. The Spanish government has called out the next class of reserves, 80,000 in number. It is said 27,000 of these will be sent to Cuba and 13,000 to the Philippines. And yet Spain, with 200,000 soldiers already sent to Cuba, insists fiat the revolution is at an end. Dispatches of the same date as those bringing the news above mentioned, state that Benderas, the Cuban general, has put 12,000 well armed men into the field, leading them from one end of the island to the other. The entire Cuban army has been strengthed and , Wevler hardly i dare venture outside of Ha vana. Spain insists she will never consent to Cuba's independence, but it begins to look as though her con sent will not be needed.. Gold mining is a legitimate busi ness, especially in Oregon, but it must be followed as any other busi ness. It requires good judgment, good management and lots of en ergy, ur egou is today the best pros pecting ground in the world, aud Baker and Grant counties are the best in the state. There are possi bilities in quartz mining in that sec tion which even the residents thereof -, . - i 1. is uiiu ii 1 1-j 111 vjx . l Li a Ik-" jcaiaj every canyon will have its quartz mill, and every mountain its mine. SouthAfrica and Alaska will not compare with it THE VERISCOPE LAST NIGHT. A Wonderful Invention, That Puts Life Into the Inanimate. The veriscope last night at the Vogt presented the Corbett-Fitzsimuions con test to a' fair-sized audience, in a manner that pleased all. Outside of the subject of the photographs, the life-like pictures considered as a triumph of American genius, wera well worth the money it cost to see them. When it is taken into consideration that 143,000 distinct photographs were taken by the use of electrical appliances in fifty two minutes, that these photo graphs were developed, and being placed in another electrical machine, are made to pass a given point at the rate of 2700 a minute, and that each photograph is stopped for an instant in front of the lens, and that too each within the one-i hundredth part ot an inch of the tame spot, it may well be considered one of the most wonderful inventions of the age. The pictures are very life-like and from the time the first one was thrown on the screen until the last one had dis appeared, the profound silence in the big hall told the eloquent story of the absorbing interest the scenes awakened. We do not believe in prize fighting, bur in the pictures the "manly art" seems robbed of its brutality. The science displayed, the grace and quickness of action could not fail to awaken admira tion in anyone. . Corbett was particularly active and it hardly seemed possible that a person could dodge, advance and retreat as quickly as he did. Fitzsimmons was somewhat slower, but bis blows were tremendous. Some doubted the pictures being ac curate, that is, thought that the' move ments were in the pictures more rapid than in the real battle. This is not the case, as the pictures were put on the screens at the same speed they were taken into the machines, that is, three minutes to the round. Mr. Wheelock, who ' explained the pictures between acts, is' a very pleas ant talker and interested the audience while new films were being put in place, it requiring four sets to show the four teen rounds and the scenes at the end of the fight. Those who failed to go missed a treat. "Rone to Chicago." The Olympia Standard tells a good story on our Judge Caples, who is now on bis way to Valparaiso, as follows : "As a prosecutor the judge was a ter ror to evildoers, and though of Teutonic origin was at times given to uninten tional perpetration of 'bulls,' daring the heat of debate, that were decidedly 'Irish' in character. "One is related on the judge that is worthy of perpetuity among the mem ories of the Northwest bench and bar. The jadge was engaged in the prosecu tion of a homicide case at Portland in the early '80a. The evidence against the-accused was Wholly circumstantial. Briefly, one brother was accused with the murder of another. It bad been. shown that the two brothers had been deer -hunting on an island in the Willamette ; that the dead man wag pos sessed of a large amount of money. Weeks after t ho day of the oating the body of the murdered man was found on the island ; search by detectives lo cated the murderer in Victoria and in the possession of personal property known to have belonged to the deceased. When asked by the detectives where bis brother was, the prisoner replied: 'He has gone to Chicago.' Jndge Caples was closing the case to the jnry. He had carefully reviewed all of the evidence and then turning pointed to the accused and eaid, in a voice of thunder: 'Gen tlemen of the jury ! Look at that man. Eighteen hundred years ago, in the Gar den of Eden, one brother's hand was raised in murderous assault against another. As his victim lay bleeding and dead ; when the voice of an offended diety demanded of that evil doer, Cain ! Where is thy brother Able? The lie leaped to his lips as it did the lips of this defendant, and he replied, gentle men of the jury, 'He has gone to Chi- cago. J. B. Haverly Dangerously Hurt. About ten days ago Tom McCoy and J. B. Haverly got into a quarrel, the merits of which we know nothing abont, and during its course some pretty bad language was used, it is said, by Hay- erly. At any rate, later in the evening the parties met in a saloon and a fight ensued, in which Haverly was beaten over the head with a piece of bi 111 iard cue. At the time it was thought no se rious damage was done, though Haverly had several scalp wounds, and next morning he asked us not to say any thing about the matter, with which re quest we complied. Since then, however, it has developed that the injuries were really of a serious natnre, and last night word reached town that his eknll was fractured and that there was little hope of bis recovery. Survey Completed. i:uiicjui vauiuucii auu unit riannln Ci.nAnn. PnmnkAll .4 . .. . , . , TIT even ing on the Regulator, having completed survey of the sections and subdivision lines of tp 2 n r 8 e, just south of that point. This township includes the forks of Herman creek, and source of one branch of Hood river in the south east: the southwest corner reaches across Eagle creek, and the northwest corner reaches over the Columbia to Stevenson. It is well timbered in many localities and contains considerable arable land, destined some day to be brought under cultivation. Mr. Campbell goes on today by team to complete surveys in the Wallowa and Harney countries, returning .some time in November. The Misses Taylor' School. The select school, for children will open September 13th. This school combines the Kindergarten with the primary studies. Course of studies Appleton's series of charts and readers, with Barnes as supplementary ; White's "First Steps in Number ;" Milne's Ele mentary Arithmetic; observation les sons and talks upon geography and his torical subjects ; vertical writing taught by request; clay modelling and draw ing. Poet for the year, Eugene Field. Recess time spent in playing the Kin dergarten games. Session from 1 to 4 p. m. This is for children from 4 to 10 years ot age. Private instruction given in higher branches. - A Fine School. St. Mary's academy for ladies, located in this city and nnder the direction of the Sisters, is one of the best educational institutions on the coast. The building is of brick, large and well ventilated. Besides the regular studies, especial ef fort is made to inetil into the minds of the pupils a desire to form their hearts to virtue, and to fit them to be true and noble women. Gratuitous lessons are given in all kinds of plain and fancy needle word, knitting, embroidery, etc. Pupils will receive the same watchful care that would be given them by con scientious parents. It is in fact an ideal shcool and a pleasant home. Those who have girls to send to school should write to St. Mary's academy for terms, tf. CATARRH LOCAL' DISEASE 'fi&l anrf im thA Msnlt rtf mid and B f n?f.. rimr-tniOn sudden climatic changes. For your Protection we positively state that this remedy does not contain mercnrT or any otter injur ious drug. Elv's Cream Balm Is acknowledged to be the most thoreneh cure for Nasal Catarrh, Coid in Head and Hay Fever of all remedies. It opens acri cleanses the nasal passages, allays pain and inllammation, heals the sores, pro tects the membrane from colds, restores the senses of taste and smelL Price 60c. at Drafts or by mail. ELX EBOTHEBS. 66 Warren Street. New York. ATTENTION, SHEEPMEN! Do you want the earliest and best range in Washington, with 640 acres of deeded land, and a chance to raise un limited quantities of alfalfa? If you do, call on or address J. H. Cradlebaugh, ag21-tf The Dalles, Or. KISSINQ THE BOOK. English People- Jnst Learning the Seotch Form of Ontn Is Admissible. With reference to the question asked in parliament as to "kissing the book," a legal correspondent writes in the London Telegraph that of late it has been particularly noticeable that many witnesses prefer the Scotch, form of taking the oath by holding- up the Tight hand and repeating after the judge, or clerk the solemn words. It is only now that people are becoming cognizant of the fact that they need not "kiss the book." The clause in the oaths act- of 1888, by which the Scotch form is admissible, was not inserted to meet a religious difficulty, but on. medical grounds. Many persons have properly an objection to touching with their lips a volume which has bee a thumbed by scores of unknown per sons and may contain the perms of das ease. "Kissing the book" is really no essential part of the old-fashioned oath, and the Scottish method, if uni versally adopted, -would defeat the cun ning schemes of those who think their conscience is quit of perjury when they contrive to kiss their thumb instead of the book, which is generally a soiled and evil-smelling thing. A story is told of a Glasgow bailie on the occasion of a witness being sworn before him. "Hold up your right arm." comncanded the lineal descendant of Bailie Xicnl Jarvie. "I canna dae't," said the wit ness. "Why not?" "Got shot in that airm." "Then hold up your left." "Canna dae that either got shot in the ither airm, too." "Then hold -up your leg," responded the irate (magistrate; "no man can he sworn in. this court without holding up something." TELL A WOMAN BY HER PURSE. Thinsa That Nearly Always Indicate Owner's Character and Condition. It has been stated, perhaps by detec tives, that the age and a great knowl edge of the whole character of a woman can be gained'from the contents of her pocketbook, says the Chicago Times Herald. The business woman always has a . number of receipted bills and a quan tity of cash in her pocketbook, while the mother of a family usually has many unreceipted bills, little cash, and the. sides bursting with samples and bar gain advertisements. The average young- lady has a favorite poem stowed away in a corner and invariably a sou venir of something- bordering on the su- . perstitious. For instance, while the writer was in a State street jeweler's store the other morning a tortoise shell portmonnaie was found on the floor. It contained 85 cents, and, far back in a secret pocket, a poem entitled "Soul for Soul." It began: Oh, eyes that pierce me through and through And draw my very soul away. Your sunshine may not fill my life Nor turn my darkness into day Next to that piece of sentiment was a small card with the young lady's name and weight printed upon it. On the reverse side of the. card was a date with the words: "If the sun shines three days after this, you will have good luck for nine days." About noon time, a beautiful little brunette, all anxiety and blushes, hurried in to claim the purse. LONG HAIR A DISGRACE. Ia Corea It Is Indicative of Social Os tracism or Mental Humility. The "wearing of long hair in Corea is indicative of social disgrace or mental humility, and marks either the penitent or the outcast. The' custom of wearing the hair long by these classes has aroused thecommercial spirit in certain speculative natives, and they have set about- the labor of supplying the world with hair shaved from the heads of their fellow-countrymen. When the Mongolian faker desires to punish himself for a sin real or fan cied, it makes no difference he allows his hair and. nails to grow. In the same countries the criminal is obliged to let his hair grow, because the true oriental despises long hair, and the wearing of it is a certain sign of peni tence or a punishment. Now, of recent years the Coreans. have learned to piit these extraordinary growths of haii- that is, after they are cutoff to some commercial use. They have established factories for the man ufacture of mats, horse blankets, sad dle blankets, halters and even whole sets of harness, all from human hair. iA carpet factory, inwhich carpet is made from human hair, is also located at Seoul. In this connection it may be. apropos to mention the famous "prayer rug" of the shah of Persia. It was made in Corea more than a century ago. It is three feet square and bordered with diamonds and pearls, and. is con sidered of almost fabulous value. AN OREGONKLOIM Do you want money? If so, catch on to this. A 7-year-old orchard, twenty acre tract, seventeen acres in choice fruits, bearing trees, new hinse of six rooms, barns, outbuildings, etc., all new ; two horses and harness, two wagons, one road cart and one cow. Will sell at a bargain, and on easy terms. Call on or address C. E. Bayard or Chas. Frazer, The Dalles, Oregon. ojlobd poison 0 k SPEC! ALT Yorfe? 5 Hary 15I.OOO i'OISON permanently feared in 16 to 36 days. Ton can be treated at I home for same price nnder same fraaran ty. ii yon preieno come Here we wuicon tract to Day railroad fareand hotel billa.and Eocbarpe, If we fail to core. If you have taken mer cury, iodide potash, and still have aches and pains, BlaeoosX'atches In mouth. Sore Throat, Flmples, Copper Colored Spots, Ulcers on any part of the body. Hair or Eyebrows falling; ontTit ia this Secondary BLOOI POISON ' we guarantee to cure. We solicit the most obsti nate eases and challenge the world for a case we cannot core. This disease has always baffled the skill of the most eminent phy si clam 8500,000 capital behind our nncond tlonal ffnaranty. Absolute proofs sent sealed on application. Address COOK. REMEDY CO 807 Uasooie Xemple, CHICAGO, ttU