C3.I THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, SATURDAY. APRIL 24. 1897. The Weekly Ghronicle. THK DALLI8, - OREGON OFFICIAL PAPER OP WABCO COUNTY. . Published in two parts, on Wednesdays and Saturdays. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. , BY KAIL, P08TAG F&IPJ.ID, IK ADVAMCJC. One year .'. fl SO . Six months ..... 76 Three months. . 60 Advertising'ratea reasonable, and made known on application. Address all communications to "TTLEICHRON- . ICU," The Dalles, Oregon. Telephone No. 1. LOCAL BREVITIES. Wednesday s Daily. March was eby on wind storms, but April is balancing ap the books for her in good ehape. It does not ake long for customers to learn to appreciate choice and freshly picked frait. The grower who furnishes i thia class of goods is not' long looking for customers. ; . There are two dangerous extremes in the selection of varieties for the orchard , The one is the liability of selecting too few,, and the other too many. You can strike the medium if yon observe care fully the Bucceas of other people. 'The river was at 28.4 this morning at 8 o'clock and at noon was at 29. Re ports from the npper country indicate that it will go several feet higher before checking. It is so early that a substan tial fall may be iooked for before its big annual rise. J. R. Leigh, over 70 years of age, com mitted suicide at Mount Vernon, Skagit county, -Wash., last Saturday, by sboot ' ing himself in the head. The old man ' had been ailing for some weeks. He leaves a widow and several eons and daughters, all of whom are now living away from home. ' Company B, O. N. G., of McMinn yille, returned from its practice march ' to Amity Sunday evening in good con dition, and ' with the enthusiasm of its . members unabated by the ordeal tbrongh which they had passed. The company's next march will be to Dayton, two weeks from next Saturday. It is amusing to read some of tbe no tices concerning mines, given by . our brethren of the press in the bucolic neighborhoods. One exchange says s piece of ore had been brought to town - that was rich in gold, silver copper and lead, and added the further astounding statement that it was fine "free milling" ore. The funeral of.tbe late Samuel Gates took'' place this morning at 10 o'clock from the family residence, Rev. - W. C. Curtis conducting the ' services, which rere brief and simple. A large num ber of sorrowing friends followed tlie body to its last resting place, where after reading the services for tbe dead, it was laid away. ' One of the curious things of The Dalles is that when tbe east-bound train pulls out there are from a dozen to twenty strangers board the cars. The mystery is where do they come from. An examination of the passenger hats of boats does not seem sufficient to account for them, but it is the only explanation that can be made. From the news brought to Port Town send by the steamer Al-Ei, which ar rived from Alaeka at noon yesterday, the new gold fields on the Clondyke river are much richer than were at first supposed, recent discoveries showing as high as $335 to the pan. The city of Juneau is almost deserted, as every able-bodied man who can purchase an outfit ' is leaving for the Clondike country. The streets of The Dalles have not presented so dead an - appearance in years as they do now. Tbe reason is that everybody is at work and only show themselves in the evening. Many are at work on the farms and many more at fisheries. The results will be seen in a short time in the shape of more abun dant money. At the same 'time ' the stores are all doing a fair business, and many teams are loading with supplies for points South. The East End today was dull " as a 4th of July picnic,- and quiet as a country courtship. Judge Filloon's temple of Janus was closed, the - constable gone fishing, the Judge gone we don't know where. - There was neither hog nor steer for shipment, tbe warehouses were in statu quo, whatever that is,, and Joe Worse v was engaged in an abstruse or abstract argument on tbe pronenees of Mormon women in the early days of Salt Lake, to imitate gentile fashions, and getting tbe best of the argument, too. That was the only real live thing in the East End today. : . ' Two daily passenger trains are now run between Portland and Umatilla. No. 4, the afternoon train ont of Port land, is a new through train to Spokane and arrives at Umatilla in the evening, continuing ' to Spokane via Wallola, without change of cars, and connecting direct with Spokane Falls & Northern train for Kootenai and Great Northern east-bound fast" express. Great North ern palace and tourist sleepers are oper ated daily on this train. This train is the connection for . Heppner branch trains from Heppner Junction and all branch lines north of Walla Walla. No. j 2. the evening train out of Portland, is still the through east-bound connection nf the Union Pacific, but now runs via Pendleton and not via Wallulu", connect ing wRh Oregon Short Line east-bound fiver at Huntington.' Pullman and tour ist sleepers, also free reclining chair cars are operated on this train to Chicago via (Granger and umana. j , Thursday's Daily . ' . . The rush of prospectors to the Ok an ogan, Methow and Reservation mining districts tbrouzh Wilbur has com menced, says the Register. ' Mr. W. E. Coman, son of Conductor Coman, has been appointed general aeent for the O. R. & N with head- Quarters at Butte, Montana. The city recorder is having a dull time of it these days, the monotony be ing broken only at rare intervals by the appearance of a solitary drunk. , Mr. And Winans thinks there will be ripe strawberries at his place inside of ten days, and if 'the weather should again tprn warm, there would be a few earlv fellows showing up within five or six davs. The Oregon Telephone Company has notified its patrons that beginning May 1st its old rates will be again charged, which were!$2 per month on Blake trans mitters, and $3 per month on long dis tance transmitters. The United Artisans initiated nine new members into the mysteries of tbe order last night. After the ceremonies were concluded, a fine supper was at tended to in first-class style. The order is growing steadily and rapidly. Send your' orders for barbed wire to Mays & Crowe. The Dalles. They are making red hot prices, when cash ac companies the order.' Two-point paint ed Glidden at $2:35 per 100 pounds, and painted Baker, the genuine article, for $2.45. a24-wlm Mrs. Green, the wealthy lady from Alabama who was looking farther niece, Mies Ida May Stapleton, has found .her and everybody Ib happy except us. We made claim to being Ida May Stapleton, bat Mrs. Green evidently took us for an inposter. The officers having in custody Ed. Kelly, supposed to be Dunham, the California murderer, decided be was not the man, though be fits the published description and photographs, and de cided to turn him loose. Kelly is still in Spokane. J. M. Kincaid died at his home near Palonse, Wash., last Friday of heart dis ease. He was an old pioneer, having crossed the plains from Kentucky about fifty years ago, and located the home stead near Palouse, where he lived the rest of bis life. "I implore you on my knees," said tbe lovely heroine to the hard-hearted, bat wealthy, young man whom she in sisted npon classing as a villain. But when she found that wouldn't work, she got on hie' knees to do her imploring, and tbe fight was won. Hood River strawberries will be in tbe market-within the next two weeks, and from present indications the crop will be a phenomenal one. In the height of tbe season two and three carloads will be shipped daily. Then is the time to visit that prettiest place in Oregon, and the visit you will never forget. When we looked in the sheriff's office today, vainly hoping for a real live item, Bob Kelley floored us with the state ment that the Mississippi river and the farmers in its flooded district were in the same condition. Then when we asked him why, he said when one re cedes the other re-seeds also. He still has life enough left to sign a-tax receipt. The Spokane flyer, the new train which made its first run last night, is a dandy. , It consisted of baggage, mail, smoker, buffet and two sleepers. The cars were all fresh and clean, and the whole train looked like it had just come out of a bandbox. -Tbe ). R. & N., un der its present, management, seems de termined to ' have its share of business, and the new train is put on to meet the demand ' for better service . to Spokane and tbe northern gold fields. . : The river this morning touched the 30-foot mark and is about at' a stand. Reports from Lewiston show that it was falling slightly there yesterday; and this should start it on the down grade here today. In 1881 the highest stage reached was 'only 34.7, which was done June 19 ih. The high water that year came early, on April 3d, being 21.3; on tbe 8th 25,7, and on the 25th 29.8. So that there was a Steady flow at an average of about 25 feet above low watermark from April 1st to June 19th.. When tbe train from Portland pulled in last night at 6 o'clock, it failed Jq stop at the Umatilla House, .where there was a large ndmber of passengers wait ing to board it, but pulled on to tbe depot. As there were only five minutes to catch it in, there was a wild scramble to get to tbe depot. As tbe ticket office is located at tbe Umatilla, it seems rather "queer" to see the train go by, and at the same time the situation was quite ludicrous when, one caught on to the blank expressions of some of the faces. It was probably a matter of over sight more than anything else, and cer tainly the fact that the train was not to stop as UBual should have been made public. ' Friday'sDally. ; It is rumored that the company be hind the steamer Pilgrim has arranged for putting on another boat as soon as the high water is over, and that tbe steamer H. C. Grady .has been secured for Che purpose. . . '.- Mayor Pennoyer is beaten in the fight against tbe nickle-in-the-slot machines, and they are now running in full blast in Portland.' ' One individual, who bad iooked too frequently in the beer mag, or some other mug, wag up before the city re corder this morning $5. ' ,: Let everybody and their best girl be on hand; at tbe entertainment in the Congregational church tonight. Admis sion, including program and refresh ments, only 15 cents. The nominatiop of Harold M. Sewall of Maine to the position of minister to Hawaii indicates that tthis government is going to "do something" about the islands. If we mistake not, Sewall was the minister at the time the American flag was raised, and if-so, be is the right man for the place, for he can "help put her up again.'i . The run of Salmon in the Lower Co lumbia shows no indications 'of improv ing, lne average eaten per ooat is less than two fish. A number of men have returned from the drifting-grounds dur ing the past two days without bavin ing secured a single salmon, and no im provement Is expected until - warm weather sets in. . - The Case of. J. F. Clarke vs. G. W Hanegan, involving the right of tbe road as between bicyclists and .teamsters was tried in JuBtice Schuebel's court at Oregon City yesterday and was decided in faver of the teamster, it being proven to the satisfaction of the jury that the damages sustained by tbe cyclist were tbe result of bis own negligence. A dentist in Walla Walla advertises himself as "a painless dentist." The world is full of painless dentists. What the great tooth-aching public wants is to be painless itself while in the hands of the dentist. A man with the toothache, or a 9-pronged molar that insists on being pulled, doesn't care whether the dentist is painless or not. He- has troubles enough of his own. An ordinance has been passed by the city council of Ashland to prohibit card playing or dice throwing for pleasure or profit by minors, and is intended to op erate to prevent minors from playing the nickel-in-the-slot machines, as .well as other games. Tbe ordinance fixes a penalty for allowing minors to play at such games, and is an addition to the general ordinance against gambling. We have perused very carefully the last two issues of the Portland Dispatch, hoping to read a glowing account of Tony Noltner's visit to Washington City; but somehow the account fails to material ize. Won't you please tell us ail about it, Tony, and relieve the minds of your editorial brethren? What are C.orbett's pebances now that, you have been on the grounds? That's what we want to know. . William Wells was a juror in a case on trial fn Olympia last Saturday. He told the court that he could not be present at the evening session of the court, as he is a Seventh Day Adventist, and bis Sabbath began at sundown. The court insisted that he should be present, but the young man insisted that be could not go against his conscience, and finally the. attorneys agreed to let him go, and they proceeded with the case with eleven jurors. Just as we were getting ready to go to press Wednesday morning the cry of fire was beard, and the smoke house back of the batcher shop was in flames, A bucket brigade was organized and the flames were prevented from spreading to adjacent buildings. The building and contents, except about a ton of wheat, were entirely destroyed. The most of the property belonged to WaBh Rey nolds. . Tbe fire caught from the furnace under the lard kettle. The loss is prob ably $100. No insurance. Wasco News. Last night Night-watchman Wiley find Sheriff Driver arrested Ed Marshall, and he is now ' confined in the city jail. About two months ago Marshall Was ar rested and demanded a jury trial. ing found guilty he was fined $50 by Re corder Phelps, and after staying in jail one day he wished to be released, prom ising to leave town and remain away from it. Instead of doing so, it seems he has been in the city ever since, but has kept himself ont of sight. He will now have a chance to eerve out the bal ance of his sentence.' It is reported that the long-delayed eastern mail will be in tomorrow morn ing." The delay was caused by the un precedented high water in tbe streams about Baker City. Small washouts oc curred ' between Baker City and Hunt ington, extending : over a distance of fourteen miles, which made it impossi ble to transfer the mails, especially as the bridges on the wagon roads, as well as on the railroad, were gone; Ihe U, R. & N. has bad every available man at work to put tbe road in condition, and is accomplishing wonders. The ' delay is annoying, but has to be put up with. If the mail arrives in the morning, the postoffice will have a steady job for sev eral hours getting it distributed. Yellow washing powder will make your clothes tbe same color. Avoid this by using Soap Foam. It's pare white. a2-3m . Soap Foam excels all other washing a2-3m : compounds. DRIFTWOOD. What Was, What Was Not, and What Should Not But Been. "Are women human beings?" was tbe qneetion before tbe meeting in the sixth centurv , at the council of Macon. The reverned fathers went at the subject in no frivolous manner, but debated it long and earnestly, and did not decide it un tu Be vera l days naa been consumed in debating the proposition. Tbe council, not without some dissenting votes, how ever, finally decided that she was a human being. That opinion is shared by some people even to this day. It was, perhaps, the only solution possible that was not beset with future bicker ings and dangerous pitfalls, for suppose that the council bad decided that she was not a human being, the question of man's position would have also been brought into . the matter, for if the wo man was not human, could tbe man, being born of. something not human, be himself classed as such? We think the good fathers were biased in their judg ment by th,is state of affairs, and that they only decided that she-was human for policy sake. Whenever a man's proud position as boss of the universe and master of all created things is called in question, be becomes suddenly find pathetically tender about other things that might combine to his injury. - Had we been in the council we would probably have voted as they did, especi ally when we coneider the style of head dress and cut of garments women of those days wore; .but now as we admire the. gracefully-faliing skirts, peep at the neatly-booted Trilbye, ' glance at tbe bewitching waists and leg-o'-mutton sleeves, and bow down before the rain bow eplendors of the Easter hat, we would not vote that way. She might have been human then, but now she is an angel. As we went down, towards the depot the other day, walking along the track, we saw a can of salmon (or at least such we supposed it to be, for the label was off it) near the old Herrick cannery Now. under ordinary circumstances we would have paid no attention to it ; but what struck us about it was that it would roll over end over end, and at times joup tip in the air a foot or two and shake itself as though it was trying to light in five or six places at once. As may well be imagined, we" were very much astonished, and had to stop and smell our breath two or three times be fore we could convince ourself that we didn't have 'em again. Being satisfied on that point, we began to examine the can' As we started to pick it ap, it made a migbtly leap and the end tow ards us bobbed up in such a manner that if tbe blamed thing had had legs we would have believed it was trying to kick at us. It was with some trepida tion that we finally got the can in our bands, and with something of a grew some feeling that we proceeded to open it. However, it behaved very nicely and lay perfectly still as we cut the top off with our jackknife. There was no salmon in the can ; "instead it was filled with two pounds of as good meat as ever grew inside the hide of a bucking devil of a caynse. It was a piece of tbe famous old saddle horse ridden by Chief Moses, and canned by Herrick two years ago, The warm sun awakened the natural iuBtincts of. tbe btute, which had been preserved by the canning process, and he was trying to buck. Salt is cheap One of tbe pretty minor tales of myth ology has for its subject a most beauti ful yonth named Narcissus, who was of graceful tnein, a rover of the woods, a poetical, dreamy eort of a fellow, who set the wood nymphs by the ears over bis sweet self, and almost broke ap the peace and quiet of the forest, vale and stream. To see him was to love him, for he was a thing of wondrous beauty. The Diyads peeped out of their trees, and the leaves trembled with their sighs as he passed unheeding by. The Naiads smiled at him from running brook, and stirred the surface of the placid pools in Bt-ltheir desire to see him; and it is even said that Venus, having cast her eves on mm, made some comparisons be tween her husband, Vulcan, and the gazelle-eyed youth, that would have made tbe old man jealous could be have heard them. He was tall, supple, grace ful, with a magnificent head of jet-black hair and eyes of' limped violet. Yet with all the beauteous nymphs, and even the goddess of of love, gone on him, Narcissus remained as cold as tbe snows on the summit of Olympus. The Dryads ogled, but he ogled not. The Naiads sported, but be wasn't sporty. Venus wooed, but he would not. Why? Be cause be bad seen his own image re flected in a pool where a love-lorn Naiad had shown it him ; ' and from that mo ment he was mashed on himself. ' His fate was sad, but deserved, for, stooping to kiss bis image in the pool, the treach erous Naiad, who was strictly ap to that date, nailed him and be was a goner. There are several morals to this moral tale.Tone ot which is that in some things reciprocity is better than a prohibitory tariff. . I " ' - The X Kay Found It. About two weeks ago Mrs. Obarr, in brushing some' dust from her shoulder with her left hand, struck a needle which was stuck-"in her dress. The needle penetrated the end of tbe third finger, eye foremost, and broke off, as The highest tobaccos good as Every knows there You V7fil Cud cticn tvvo ounce pons I'nsicie Jis.7 7 - It Kl 1 V jrjs -J m Vyy as good as bag ct Clack-well's Durham. Buy a bag of thia cele brated tobacco end read the I coupon which eives a list f of valnable subsequent events proved, leaving two of the broken pieces of the needle in her finger. She went to Dr. Hollister, who extracted quite a 1 laree piece of the needle, and supposed he had extracted all cf it. The finger gave Mrs.'Obarr great pain, and she insisted that there was etill a piece of the needle in the finger. Receiving no encouragement in this beliefsl.e went to Mr, McArthar, at the electric light plant, and bad him take an X ray photograph of the finger. Tbe picture showed the piece of the needle lying with the eye near ttfe finger nail, and extending diagonally backward just across tbe end of the bone. The peculiarity of the picture is that the needle happening to be turned in tbe right direction, the eye shows very plainly. . We understand the cause of the trouble and this item was removed to day.' The High Water Checked. A rapid decline in the temperature last night is shown in the stage of water 'in the river today.' The water has fallen between a foot and eighteen inches, and unless there should be several successive days of very warm weather tbe highest point has been reached. There is etill an abundance of snow in tbe mountains, but under the present circumstances there is a freezing temperature in the higher altitudes during the night time, and the snow may be expected to recede by gradual degrees. Although the bridge over the river at Oro Dell has been condemned, it is being crossed by light vehicles without ap parent risk. The bridge at Island City ia safe, although daring the highest stage there was about two feet of water running over the grade at the south side approach. The water at this place has now receded to a ' depth of about, six incnes. ia uranae unronicie. ReaolutloDB. Whebeas, The Supreme Consul has Been fit to call our late neighbor, Latimer Booth, to the supreme-- lorest above, therefore be it Hetolved, That in the death of our late neighbor, Latimer Bootb, Mount Hood Camp, No. 59, Woodmen of the World, has lost an . exemplary and faithful Woodman, which ever member of this camp feels the loss of, and misses bis cheerful presence. Be it farther Resolved, That this camp extend to the family their sympathy, and that a copy of these resolutions be sent them. Resolved, That a copy of these resolu tions be Bpread upon tbe minutes of this meeting, and that our charter be draped for thirty days. Also that a copy be sent to tbe papers for publication. C. L. Phillips, D. W. Mann, A. L. Reese. - Committee.. Attention Horsemen. The horsemen will meet at BakeoVen May 1st, for the purpose of having a general round up. All borseowners are requested to be present. ' , R. Booten, H. C. Rooper, Feank Fleming. Subscribe for The Chronicle. ; We Sell Buckeye Mowers, Acme Mowers, McCormick Mowers, McCormick Reapers, Hodge Headers. . ; Also a stock of extras for above machines. We are the leading Hardware claim for other is "Just as Durham"' eld sraoker is cons mst one coupon inside bag, and two cou cacii tour cmncs presents and !iow NO HELP FOR THE CHILD. A. Oypay Fortune Teller Gives Sad News to a Mother. "Tell me what my baby's lot in life will be!" pleaded the fond young mother, crossing the gypsy's hand with silver! "He is so different from other babies, don't you know, that I" "All babies are different from other babies, my dear," replied the soothsayer, who was as befitted one who could read the secrets of tbe stars .with the facility with which tbe average man discerns bia own fitnees for holding office dead onto the frailties and foibles of human na ture in general, and of doting mammas in particular. "But be will outgrow that in time." "But he really is different," persisted the young mother earnestly. "Although he talks almost incessantly, and his language sounds exactly as if it ought to be intelligible', I am utterly unable to understand a word be says. Then bis bead is extraordinarily large for a child of his age, and he often snffers from se vere pains in it. He is bold and self possessed in the extreme, and is abashed at nothing that frequently affects chil dren, but, on the other band, he often wakes in the dead of night shrieking with the fear of terror of his own dream ing. And daring his waking hours be is never satisfied with what is given him, but cries for the sun or the moon and other impossible things." "My poor dear I" returned the gypsy, banding back the silver, while the tears ran down her withered cheeks like rain. "It is entirely unprecedented, but I can. not keep your money while I prognosti- .. cate ill fortune for you. Try to bear the blow bravely. Your baby will grow up to be a Populist ! There is no help for it "Portland Welcome. The Tabernacle of Israel. Prof Kelchner's celebrated Tabernacle of Israel, which will be on exhibition in tbe M. E. church next Tuesday evening, should be seen by every Bible student, Sunday school scholar and every lover of the beautiful and instructive. Prof. Kelchner is a lectnrer of high standingr and will giye the beautiful lessons of this sacred structure in an interesting and instructive manner. - This model is pronounced the most magnificent and extensive reproduction of the original ever attempted. The educational exhibition is hard to over estimate. Admission fee will be, for adults, 50 cents, for persons under sixteen years of age, 25 cents. Jennie Llnd's Terrible Nervousness. A reminiscent article on Jennie Lind and her home life has been prepared by ber daughter, Mrs. Raymond Maude, for puolication in tbe May Ladies' Home Journal. It ia said to be filled with in teresting memories of the famous singer, and is noteworthy also as being the first view we have of her tbrongh the eyes of ' ber adoring daughter. Mrs. Maude brings to light the fa,ct that Jenny Lind was always nervous and overstrung be fore events just before singing in a new opera or oratorio, but was quite calm wben the very moment of action arrived. and Implement dealers. MAYS & CROWE, THE DALLES.