'3 J THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE. SATURDAY. MARCH 20, 1897. The Weekly Ghroniele. THK DALLES. OREGON OFFICIAL PAPER OF WASCO COUNTY. Published in two and Saturday!. parts, on Wednesday SUBSCRIPTION RATES. BY HAIL, FOOTAGE PKIPAID, IX ADVANCE. 1 50 75 60 Advertising rates reasonable, and made known on application. Address all communlcaHous to "TB.E;CHEON ICLE," TJe Dalles, Oregon. One year , Six months . . Three months Telephone No. 1. LOCAL BBKVIT1ES. Wednesday s Daily. Over 5.000 rolls of wall paper lUBt re ceived at the Snipes-Kinersly drugstore, .Sturgeon sold for 9 cents a pound for a few days, bat yesterday advices from Portland knocked 2 cents off each pound, and only 7 cents was paid. Dr. Tackman has just completed the f nrn iehingg of bis new offices in rooms 6, 7 and 8 in the Vogt block, and is pre- 1 pared to attend to vail needing bis ser vice. St. Patrick surely could bave no com plaint concerning the way in whir.b his day was observed in The DalleB. Man, woman and child, each and all wore a ' bit of green in bis honor, and the store windows nearly all bore evidences that the owners were not forgetful of Erin's patron saint. Thurst Masters, of Goldendale, passed through on last night's train, taking with him the body of bis son, aged 13 years, who died at the hospital in Port land yesterday morning. The little fel low had been sick for some time and was taken to Portland last fall for treatment. ' The funeral took place at Goldendale to-( peets, and with the aid of the stereopti con will be able to impart bis knowledge to all bearers. There is no admission . fee. , Thursday's Dally . . License to marry was issued yesterday to Geo. C. Cochrane and Mies V. Bredt. The commissioners court met this afternoon pursuant to adjournment, to make some arrangement for the collec tion of the 1895 taxes. The dance given by the Maccabees last night at the Baldwin was a treat to those who enjoy the "mazy." The floor proved to be as gooi as it formerly was, and the music bv Birofeld'a orchestra np to its usual excellence. . The body of one of the Indians drowned while sturgeon fishing above this city two or three weeks ago, was found near Hood River this morning. Jake An drewe, the Indian merchant, went down today to look after the body. Last fall we published 'the butter record ot a fine jersey cow belonging to Mr. VanAnder. The cow was a record maker if not a record breaker, and Mr VanAnder took great pride In ber, tut like all things mortal, her career came to an end, and last week she died. Mr. Frank Tracy was in the city to day. Five years ago, while working for the O. B. & N., be was knocked from a freight or gravel train near Clarnie,' suffering injuries which resulted in the loss of one leg. Judge Bennett brought suit for him, getting judgment for $4,000. The matter then went to the supreme court, and as we understand it, got into the United States courts. Judge Ben nett, seeing that the case was liable1 to drag along for years, and that Tracy was 1i aViln tn Hia Kifnro a final aoKlamAnf could be reached, offered to. compromise the suit, by throwing off his half ot the judgment, if the company would pay Tracy his $2,000. This has been done and Mr. Tracy has his money. He also has the opinion that lawyers are not quite bo heartless as they have been painted. Friday'sDaily. License to marry was issued yesteiday to Charles Gross and Anna Mack. Mrs. J. S. Fish carried off the tonors at bowling this week, and wears the medal. . Uer score was 31. The county commissioners have been wrestling all day with the 1893 tax proposition, and with other delinquent . A letter received from Fred Wilson states that he and Ed Wingate expected to leave Honolulu March 10th for home. They are now probably on their way to San Francisco, making the trip in a sailing" vessdl. . John Tway, I roprietor of the Albany . tannery, which was started about a year ago, says it it mnning at Its fullest ca pacity, and tht the tannery will be en larged this season to meet the increasing demand for its output. ' ' The Jackson Hose Company had a blow-out last night all by themselves, and they had a gjod time too. A supper was part of the program and everyone present had to make a speech. It was a success in every way, even financially. ' Miss Anna Thompson entertained a number of her friends at whist last evening. - Miss Lois Helm and Mr. B. Gorman, won the prizes, and Miss Heppner and Mr. H. D. Parkins, after a hard struggle, secured the booby em blems. . , Charles, the 15-year-old son of J. N. Miller, while trying to catch a ride on an incoming freight train at Oregon City Wednesday, fell beneath the car wheels and his left leg was crushed at the knee. The leg was amputated yes terday. " U'b have been asked several times where we beard that the Washington legislature had made a close season for stnreeon. manv seeming to doubt the statement. Oor Informant was Judge Miller of Vancouver, and as violators of the law in this neighborhood would be tried before him. it is presumed he knew whereof he spoke. The management of theVogt has done considerable work in an attempt to im prove the acoustics of the hall, and we hopo have succeeded. The ball is really a very comfortable one, the scenery and stage first class, and if the acoustics could be improved it would be all right. The only way to ' accomplish this is to keep experimenting, and this is being done. Now is the time to work the roads, one day's work being worth a dozen later on when the ground is dry. Now the fresh dirt put in the roads will pack and become hard and firm. We suggest that it would be a good idea for that fine county road leveler and scraper to D run constantly until the ground gets dry. A month's work with it would prove of inestimable advantage. Miss Hilda Beck, who has been visit ing at home for .the past few days, was pleasantly surprised by a number of friends who gathered at her home last night, without previously intorming her and spent the evening mostnjoyably with games, music, etc., not to" mention the most important feature, the lunch. At a late hour they bade Miss Hilda good bye. She returned to Portland this morning. The supreme couit of the state of Washington has held that the. counties are responsible for all warrants issuedby tnem. mat is, tne decision is in toucn with the Oregon decision, and is in ef fect ' that all indebtedness that the county cannot avoid, such as jurors fees, court costs, etc., are not within the pro hibited $5,000 indebtedness that a county can create. This makeB about $25,000 worth of Klickitat warrants valid, that were heretofore considered doubtful. United States Senator Samuel D. Mc Emery, of Louisiana, is credited with having recently declared that be is "a Sam Bandall Democrat, always has been and always will be." The peoplo of his state, he added, bave known his views for many years, and in the speech he made to the Democratic caucus before bis late election to the senate be left no ground for doubt bb to his attitude on the tariff. The tariff, be thinks, should be taken out of politics, being a purely economic question and having no place in partisan discussion. The illustrated talk by Professor Cordley, at ' the court house last night drew quite a large audience. The lec ture was a fine one, and those who at' tended learned more about fruit pests and their manner of doing harm, than they could in any. other manner in a month. The stereopticon views were very fine, and told more in a minute than words could do in a week. Pro fessor Cordley has a very pleasant style and has the happy faculty of making a very dry subject interesting. President Miller . lectures this evening, and those who hear him will have something to remember. A CASE OF SUICIDE. Mo thine Left to Reveal the Dead Han's Identity. FITZSIMMONS WINS. Corbett Knoked Oat at the Close of the Fourteenth Bound. The prize fight at Carson awakened considerable interest here, it being tbe principal subject of conversation from early morning, and in fact still is so. The men stepped in tbe ring and faced each other at 11:59. For the first eight rounds Corbett seemed to have every thing his own way, occasionally making facetious remark, but in the ninth this was changed. Fitzsimmons went at him like a hurricane and landed blow after blow.' The fight was hot through the following rounds, both men showing signs of weakness. In tbe fourteenth, Fitzsimmons made a' vicious and ag gressive fight, knocking Pompadour Jim out of time, out of the championship and out of the purse just as the round was about to close. Tbe fight was a game one on both sides, the results showing that they were very evenly matched. ' Unlawful to Catch Sturgeon. The Washington legislature has made a close season for sturgeon, which com mences March 1st and lasts eight- months, during which time it is unlaw ful to catch them. Under Judge Bel linger's decision the state of Washing ton only claims jurisdiction to the thread of the stream, the center of the channel. Our fishermen want to look out, for they ara liable to arrest if otnght fishing on the Washington side of the river. Bueklen-c Atincx salve. ' The best salve in the worid for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per - box. For sale by Blakeley and Houghton, druggists. Nebraska corn for sale at the Wasco warehouse. Best feed on earth. m9-t Yesterday, about noon word was re ceived by Coroner Baits' that a dead body had been found In the head of Dry Hollow, about four miles southwest of the city. He immediately went out and brought the body in, summoned a jury and held an inquest. Tbe body was found at tbe foot of a big pint? tree., and its position and the circumstances all point to suicide. The body was lying on one side, tbe pistol with which the deed was ! committed lying under the right hand. The suicide had evidently sat down with bis back against the tree, placed the pistol just at the back of the right temple and fired. The face showed the proximity of the pistol, being pow der burned. When found tbe body was in a good state of preservation, death having occurred not more than three days before. In addition to the de scription given by the coroner's jury we noted that tbe upper teeth were prominent and somewhat irregular, the third tooth on the right side being inside of the others, the nose was high, thin and aquiline, and the bands indicated that be bad performed considerable manual labor. There were no papers of any kind about the body, the only thing found besides the pistol being $1.70 in silver. The following is the verdict of the coroner's jury : This Dalles, Or4 Mch. 16, 1897. We, the undersigned, tbe jurv impan ' eled by W. H. Butts, coroner of Wasco county, Or., to inquire into the death of an unknown person whose body is now before us, after careful consideration ot all tbe testimony, adduced by tbe wit nesses called and sworn by said coroner, submit tbe following as our verdict. We find that the death of said de ceased was caused by a gunshot wound, inflicted by the hand of the deceased and as far as we can ascertain his death was premeditated and deliberate npon his part. We are unable to identify said body, either from our own personal knowledge or from the knowledge Of any one who has so far viewed the remains, and for!;he further information of the public we herewith submit a description of tbe body as tar as observation can en lighten us, which is follows : In height deceased was abont, or foil six feet ; weight abou 1 170 or lau pounds age about 35 years; color of hair dark brown or reddish brown ; sandy mus tache. At the time of bis death he was dressed as follows: Brown overcoat with black velvet collar;' black diagonal suit of sack pattern: celluloid collar and cuffs ; cuff buttons are round iever but tons, and in design intended to repre sent moonstone ; on his feet we find i pair of lace shoes about number 8 or , stockings being dark brown in color; hat a black soft felt bat, with medium high crown and medium rim in width, and the following on tbe inside: "Our 210 make," which hat has been considera bly used and worn. - The appearance of the decased would indicate that be bad been a man of mod erate means, at least, and his social re lations on an average with other good citizens: but from tbe meager facts brought to light we cannot suggest any thine further which wonld'lead to a dis covery of name, age or place of residence ot deceased. A. j,ahsen, L. S. Davis, F. N. Hill, H. M. Dowell, I. J. Norman, D. S. Dufur. Equinoctial Storms. Owing to the close relation which the weather has to physical comfort, to health and to production, it is no won der that weather proverbs bave been originated ; and due to the never-failing habit of discussing the weather, on all occasions and nnder all circumstances, mony proverbsliave been so oft repeated that the common idea is that they are founded npon fact. Since scientific and accurate weather observations bave been made, these old proverbs have gradually become obsolete, so far as their meaning is concerned, or they are now repeated as are the quaint and pleasing nursery rhymes. . They should be regarded as survivals of supersitious folk-lore, rather than as weather-wise sayings. No credence should be attacKed to the innumerable sayings regarding the char acter of certain seasons, as determined by tbe weather on certain dates of tbe calendar. The reputation of such wea ther proverbs comes only from the mem ory of those that are verified and forget ting those that are not. The same comment may be made re garding the days of the week in which the phase of the moon changes, and the attitude of the new moon in the sky. A common "moon forecast" is in regard to the position of the home of the moon. If in Oregon a certain position gives a certain weather, then it is reasonable to assume that similar weather should prevail at all places on the same lati tude circle. -Such is manifestly not true. Weather changes or forecasts based on these and similar signs have no more verification than those based. on the nifrinents of the planets, and all eljouM.be treated in the same class as those of the astrologers, centuries ago. The movement of the earth, in its path around the sun, and its constantly changing inclination, will, on March 21, place - it in such, a position that tbe length of the day and night will be equal. The day will continue to grow longer, until Jnne 21, when the day grows shorter to December 21,. when the day is at its shortest period. On September 21, the day and night are again equal. It has been banded down from ages past that at tbe time of the equinox severe storms will occur, and in order to verify this proverb any storm that occurs within ten days or two weeks of the equinox has been credited to this cause. About, March 21 and September 21 changes of the seasons are imminent, and taking place, but a care fill study of acenrate records does not show that any credence can be placed in the old saying concerning severe even unusual storms. The record of Portland, Or., for twenty three consecutive ' years shows that March has a daily average rainfall of 0.189 of an inch. That on March 21, for the same number, of years, the daily average for that day is 0.120 of an inch that forfive days previous to March 2L tbe daily average is 0.089 of an inch and for five days 'after, tbe daily average is 0.1S7 of an inch, so that it is seen that for the eleven days, March 21, the five days before that date and the five day after, the daily average rainfall iB 0 141 inches, which is 0.043 ot an inch below the daily average for the month. If uti usual weather conditions' prevailed about the equinox does it not appear reasonable to assume that such would be shown by twenty-three years' record and that more rain wonld be shown within the eleven days than during the other twenty days of the month? The record shows less rain than the average during this -period, hence the conclusion that ttfere is no credence to be placed in this old legend. ' The maximum fall of rain at Portland is from December 15 to January 15, after the latter date there being an average gradual decrease in the amount, and this gradual decrease is not altered by the presence of tbe equinox,-at least, it is not so shown in the. twenty-three years recorded at Portland, Or. A Good Record. To the Honorable, the Board of Lirectors Of School District 12, Wasco Co., Or. Gentlemen : As requested by you, I have made an examination of the books kept by E. Jacobsen, your retiring clerk, and beg to submit the following report The receipts' have been made up from three sources First, state and county apportionment; second, special tax; third, amounts received from, tuition and for sundry sales of school furnish ings. N ' 1 have compared all items charged against the district by tbe county treas urer, which cover classes 1 and 2 for 1894 snd 1895, aqd have found only one discrepancy, as shown in accompanying statement. The- special tax, prior to 1894, was collected by tbe school clerk, and the amounts accounted for compare with the stubs of receipt book with one exception, where the clerk takes to ac count $2.40 for which there is no stub, This amount is allowed to stand, as the clerk admits its collection. The collec tions under Class 3 have been made with tbe knowledge and aaeif tanie of Professor Gavin, your principal of-The Dalles schools, whose certificate' as to their correctness appears herewith. All charges for disbursements have been compared with tbe warrants au thorizing same. The vouchers bave been found genuine, and tbe charges correct with two exceptions, as shown in statement above referred to. Tbe manner of keeping the accounts has been admirable, and the records are clear, definite and satisfactory. Respectfully, F. E. Beonson. The Dalles, Or., March 15, 1897. To the Board of Lirectors: I have checked np the tuition account of School Clerk E. Jacobsed for bis en tire term of office, and find the same to be correct." Bespectfuily, John Gavin. The Dalles, Or., March 15, 1897. RECEIPTS. . Balance from 1. M. Huntington. Receipts from all sources S 604 60 40521 58 Total DISBDB8EMBNTS. Covered by cancelled warrants. Bal on hand to be transferred. Bal on hand as shown on books. (41126 08 $40784 98 841 10 S35 90 Due from E. Jacobsen. EBHOKS. Sept 14, 1896 Taken to account.79 82 -Chrnd by Co. Treae. 76 82 S Sept 1, 1896 Warr-nt 812 .. t 4 10 Credited on payment 4 20 Nov. 13, 1896 Payment, no war. J 8 10 S 5 20 8 00 10 8 10 5 20 The Statesman and the Merchant. There are people in this world who are short sighted enough to believe that their interests can be best promoted by grasping and clinging to all they can get, yet, as a general thine, it' will.be found, other things being qnal, that he who is most liberal, is most successful in busi- . It is an everlasting fact that tbere can be n. permanent prosperity or good feeling where benefits are not recip rocal. There are merchants as there are great statesmen, and there are small merchants as there are small poli ticians, and the difference between the great and the small is very much the same in both professions. J he small politician works by the day and sees only the small opportunities before bim and the small tnetcbant simply looks for tbe next dollar. The statesman, on the other hand, is master of the situa tion, because he understands tbe prin- iples which controls events, and the great merchant, does tbe same thing. His business is not a mere matter of barter, but a science and an art. He studies the general laws of trade, watches conditions, investigates present needs, foresees futnre wants and adapts his business to the conditions of the time and place. He puts as much brains BLACKWEUL'S f WANT ItMi : f 0 N OTHER. 1 DURHAM You will find one coupon Inside each two ounce bag. and two coupons Inalde each four ounce bag of Black- well's Darham. Buy a bag of this celebrated tobacco and reatl the coupon which gives a Cist of valuable pres ents and bow to get them. into tbe work as does the statesman. O ie of the members of that emi nently successful firm of A. M. Williams & Co. said the other day, the more he studied life the more clearly he saw that it was all done on business principles. Promptness, thoroughness, courage, honesty and liberality are wtought into its every fibre. These are exactly the principles that have proved such pro ductive seeds for Messrs. A. M. Will iams & Co., woh always treat their big business from a statesman point of view. Forethought and judgment have cer tainly figured in the recent buying of their splendid spring stock of clothing now ready for the people. Liberality controls their underselling, and honesty rules over their "white" treatment of customers. The K. N. & F. Co, clothing is a leading feature of their's, a make- famous for style, service and satiefac-. tion, and worn by leaders in professions, society and every trade, from Maine to California and from Canada to Texas the most reputable brand of clothing in the hands of reputable dealers. Surely cannot the city of The Dalles claim A. M. Williams & Co. as the statesman of merchants? M using. Man born of woman, and most men are, is of few days, and those are so full of trouble it Is hardly worth while being born at all. He riseth up betimes and sayeth "Go to!" . I will make a spoon, and before it is high-noon by the town clock, he has spoiled a horn. He goeth forth early in the morning to shear, and at night he returnetb to his domicile again, shorn, with mayhap some of his wrinkles cut aleo. He cracketh his heels together like a grass hopper,, in tbe plenitnde of hisjiy, and bath the foun tain of his woe made to run over by a hard-hearted bill collector before he has time to sample a matutinal cocktail. He laveth for his enemy,' Jones, to wipe him in a horse trade, and lo! Smith does him up $40 worth, with a Polled Angus cow. ; He chucketh the hired girl gayly under the chin in the exuberance of his spirits, but the ex uberance evanesces instanter becanse just at that moment his wife appears unsolicited in the doorway. He puts his money on the sorrel horse from Osh kosh, and the cream-colored streak cf lightning from Green Bay wins the hekels. He writetb a letter to his best rl, that owing to the irony of Fate, falls into the bands of bis wife, who in sists on that lovely bonnet be promises therein. He goeth to the bottom of his jans to purchase the same, an 1 tbe one for whom it was intended givetb him the cold shake. Such and mqch more is man. "It is natural for men to indulge in the fleeting illusions of hope." This morn ing as we walked up to our palatial of fice our glad number 8a spurned the plebeian sidewalk and we ambled on air. We had a letter due, none of your every dav letters with a return card in the cor ner and a dnn inside, but a regular billet-doux, pink-tinted papr, scent of vio lets, and all that sort of thing. In i mag- nation we sniffed the flowers of spring, rosebuds, and pansies, violets nd boneyeuckles, fluttering birds and song of larks. We bad ecstatic visions of Cupid fluttering his wings among the peach blooms ; of one lovely face with eyes like dew-filled violets, complexion of apple blossom", lips half-opened rose buds, sweet enough to tempt a bee from a garden of mignonette, hair black and soft as the tresses of Night, voice low and sweet as an iEoIian harp. That's what we expected, and from whom we expected it. This is what we got from the sharer of our wealth and other ca lamities. Afier the usual endearing epithets customarily used by old married people for the purpose of perpetuating the comedy, the letter we received said: "Don't forget to send me twenty pounds of Early Roee potatoes. I want them for eeed." Like Ben Adam's angel, we read and vanished. N Vanished also the dreams; vanished the rosebuds and the lilies, violet eyes and breath redolent of sprint;; vanished Cunid. His bow and bis arrows thrown aside, he seized " spade and hoe and got down on to bii matrimonial job. Who is there shall tell a man what shall come after him? Who shall whis per into the pink, sea-shell ears of girl hood the story of that wicked Cupid? Who shall draw the invidious compari son between before and after taking a wife? Who, seeing' Cupid hovering among the flowers, shall date draw his profile in tbe truck patch? Who shall convince youth that kisses may satisfy the soul, but are persona non - grata to the stomach? Love is a fraud, a delusion and a snare. The front of his basque is filled with chiffon, and tbe taillets thereof cover a sham in the back breadths of his skirt lets. Before marriage he wears a but tonhole bouquet and travels on silver lining of the summer clouds. After the ceremony he demands a corset full of po tatoes and plods on foot. Before, his lips drop honey and mint juleps. After, .v. i i j t . bucjr aiugictfcBjr wiiii pura. auu caooage. His promises are as pearls on a gold string, his fulfillments, as a string of suckers waiting to be cleaned for tomor row's breakfast. He is a mixture of comedy, tragedy -and farce, thrives by deceit, fattens on the despair of others and is altogether a snare for the feet of the young, a trap for tbe middle-aged, and a pit and deadfall for the old. Fair to tbe eye, ashes to jthe lips, a nettle to tbe touch, an ingrowing nail in the great toe of progress, a song in the heart, a cinder in tbe eye, a thing to be desired, nntil you get him, and then well, jf you get him good yon wouldn't taKe six oits lor rim. in is last state ment is true. Mew; Millinery. I wish to announce to tbe ladies of The Dalles and vicinity that I have just re ceived a complete stock of spring and summer millinery, consisting of ladies misses' and children's hats, caps and bonnets of latest styles and lowest prices only. , Please give me a call before pur chasing elsewhere. Yours Very Respectfully, - Mas. Cras. Peibano, . mcbl3-w2 East Second Street. Old papers for sale at 10 cents per hun dred. A large lot.ot old daily and week ly Chronicles nn band, the accumula tion of 1896. Very good for putting under carpets, on account of uniform size. Te Price on Farm wagons las Drapes; That is, the price on some wagons has fallen below our price on "OLD HICKORY" Wagons. Why? Because no other wagon on the market will sell alongside of tbe "OLD HICKORY" at the same prices. It is the best ironed, best painted and lightest running, and we guarantee every bit of material in it t be strictly first-clrss. If you want the CHEAPEST Wagdn on the market, w haven't got it ; but we have got the BEST, and solicit comparison. . MAYS & CROWE, The Dalles, Or.