THE DALLES WEEKLY. CHRONICLE SATURDAY. JANUARY 23, 1897. The Weekly Chronicle. KOTICK. gjT" All eastern foreign advertisers are referred to our representative, Mr. E. Katz, 230-234 Temple Court, New York City. Eastern advertising mast be con tracted through htm. 8TATK OFFICIALS. SjTernor...... 7.; Lo Secretary of State HE Klncaid Treasurer Phillip Metschan Bapt. of Public Instruction G. M. Irwin . ff.--unrl c. M. IdleHMD IG. W. McBride Draaiurs jj. H. MitcheU (B Hermann Congressmen. : W- K. Elu, gtoto Printer.... W. H. Leeds COUNTY OFFICIALS. . Cointr Judge.-..: Bobt Mays 6-iW T. J. Driver Clerk A M. Kelay Treasurer . ... C. 1- Phillips , . ; (A. 8. Blowers Com ml Mi oners jD. s. Klmsey Assessor W. H. Whipple Surveyor J. B;,V:oiI Superintendent of Public Schools.'.. C. L. Gilbert Coroner W. H. Butts THE SALMON QUESTION. Senator Smith of Astoria has in troduced a bill abolishing fish traps and all other fixed appliances for citching salmon. The bill provides that the law shall not go into effect until 1899. It also regulates the length of leads traps and wheels may use. The bill ought not to pass, for the reason that it is unjust. It pretends to be made for the purpose of pro tecting the salmon, but in reality it is for the purpose of turning the whole fishing tudustry over to the fishermen of the lower river, and should be entitled "A bill to prevent persons catching salmon on the Co lumbia river above Warrcndale," for that is what it will do, and all it will do. It is claimed the fish-wheels catch so manv salmon that the industry will be ruined; but it-does not pro vide for limiting the catch at the mouth of the river. Astoria catches all the salmon it can and all it can can. If protection of the salmon were the real intention of the bill, it would be only fair to place some limit on the number of miles of net to be used on the lower river. We of the upper Columbia have made no complaint against the methods of fishing fol . lowed on the lowpr river. "We have been content to take our chances on what Astoria and the lower ri vcr leaves vs. The same methods used on the lower river for taking salmon cannot be used here, .for conditions are en tirely different. There the river has a sand bottom and a moderate cur rent, all well suited to drifting. Ilere the bottom is rocky, the current swift, and the stream filled with surg iuz eddies. It would be as fair to musician, ugly enough - to stop a cluck. One . would think from his looks that she ran away with him as a penance for her marring for title. And yet in speaking of .i:r husband the other day she said vitli a pathos that would move even :he heart of a title-worshipping Amciican: "Yes, he was a kind man ; but he was cold and indifferent. I lenged to be with my children, to nurse them, to sleep with them, to make their lives a part of mine; . but I was a princess and could only see them occasionally. I wanted love, and when I eloped I simply exchanged title for love.". And, again, when her lover wanted to give a grand concert to show that he was not-dependent on her money for his support, she said, with fine scorn : . "If a prince could marry me for my ironey, and live on it, why should a. Gvpsv be ashamed to do so'?"- . ' Her life has been wrecked, just as A MODERN BENEFACTOR., J. Pierreporrt Morgan, the eminent Wall streey highwayman, who with his gang recently elongated Uncle Samuels leg some $8,000,000 worth, is now being eulogized by the news papers of the country as a philanthro pist Recently he has donated $1, 000,000 to be used in building and maintaining a lying in hospital in New York. The gift is undoubtedly generous, the object certainly one beneficial to humanity. It is perhaps the correct mouth," and certainly the gift should not be refused because the money was obtained by disreputable means. At the same time, we fail to see any good and sufficient reason for hold' ids Morgan up to the world as a humanitarian. . - Senator Stanford devoted .millions itable institutions, too, and then have millions left over for ourselves. SUMPTUARY LAWS. - Now that the theater hat has been in some places sat down upon, as weie, other, cranks are bobbing up with laws to regulate humanity clothing. - A Kansas woman wants law passed forbidding the wearing of corsets, regardless of the fact that corsets ; are . great economizers,- re stra'ntng the American waist. ' And at the same time is it not beneficial to . i : . . . T .71- . ft t. . uA I J . . . ..thome? Another crank wants a tax to the cause of education, but he evry girl's life must be wrecked that robbed the government of the United iaoniri in iha Tnntrimnnial mnrkot States out or money in his Central Others have made the best of a bad acinc rauroaa manipulation, ana levied on beards. This fellow is barber, and evidentl' has designs on the Populists. . .' Sumptuary laws are always ridicu lous, and the bowl about the theater hat has gained a stentorian pitch by what it has fed upon, the condemns tion of the fiends who go but be tween acts "to see a man," treading on everybody's toes, and -straggliu in after the curtain rises to the "dis gust and annoyance of everybody bargain; but Clara Ward was too laen o"v gave 40 per cent oi nis m- eisc; The theater hat is not a pleas high strung to submit and td wear gotten gains to charity. It is true Mor- ant thing, but as far as we are con her life away in company with a man S80 miSnt nave KePl a1 ine Plunaer cerned we prefer to look at the she despised. She is an outcast so extorted irom tne governments ne artistic headgear of our fair sisters, cially, but it Is an open question cessities, instead of giving up sixteen even though it cuts off, at times. whether she is more of a sinner now per cent or it to cnanty. ine mag- v;ew of tue stage, than to be walked nincence or tne gut causes us to tor- au over y tlie man wu0 goes out be get the magnificence of the plunder tween acts to get a drink or smoke obtained by the raid on the treasury. c;o-arette If we carried the principle down into smaller transactions, it would show its true inwardness more forci bly. feuppose, for instance, some than when she was livirg in legalized shame with her prince. FOR A FORT AGE RAILWAY. Speaker Davis sat quietly in his chair while the Benson house organ ized, and remained until after it ad journed. In Tact he came near being left in jeopardy, for all of his sup- gone over to Benson He was not recognized as a part of the new house, and consequently re mained in session, where he must haye . stayed indefinitely if Riddell had not kindly come in and ad- Ilon. John Michell, senator from this district, has introduced a bill in the senate, providing for the con struetion of a portage railway around Por de 8uould steal eight horses, I 1 3 1 ' 1 i 1 t u.t ; .:. -l wuu u ins unuie ue uuuuuneu uv mv- I ; et v-;.,o hn.r,;t.i r- porters nad this citv. .The hi I annronr ates '"S "uc t" "'J., tl95.000 for the work. The bill is a 8UPPose a bnrSlar should break into good one, and ought to pass. ; It wiU one ?f our biinks and sw,Pe $20,000, give a reduced rate on all shipments wonld Ms offeDSe be condoned and I I.- Utl 1. 1 1 a, . rf ito; rir.to .! tie ueiu uu as a iju uiic uenuiauLor u . iu tn he gave $5,000 to the school fund? the producers of Eastern Oregon every year. We know .what the that the men . who lost the Lorses Work is progressing rapidly on Regulator line did for The Dalle wou want the thief prosecuted, and the Astoria-Goble road, and it is ex saving this section $150,000 a year, we feeI .uite certain that the. banker pected it will be completed the com and this became rxssible!onlv through wno was roODea' wouia not IaJl 0,1 mg summer. Mr. Hammond has ar the "building of the portage road at ine ourgtar s neob., to weep tears oi rived at Astoria, and will personally the riir1pi ' gratuuae aown nis nonesi oacK, De- supervise tne construction. Astoria The country to be benefited by 2aus Part ot the money had been has waited many years for a railroad I . I A t 1 1 . . a . . . . . . . . the proposed road is immeasurably- oevotea to cnanty. Ana mere 3 ou and now mat sue is about to getfjit. are. . , it is doubtful whether or not she ay to fishermen of the lower river. "You roust only catch salmon in fish wheels," as to say to us, "You must catch them ou'y in drift nets." Either proposition is an absurdity. The lower river has the best ot the law now by long odds, and should be satisfied. The fishing season is made in reference to the run at Astoria. It begins at the time the fish enter the riyer, and it continues until they cease to come in. Originally the season ended August 1st, but a few years ago a big run of chinook was coming in at that date, and to cover a recurrence of that event the season was extended to August 10th, ine Astorians nave, in .an averge season, three weeks' or a month's fishing before it begins here, and they fish during the whole time the salmon run. Here the wheels are stopped August 10th, just when the best run is on, and the fish that es ; cape the nets of the lower river in July, nearly all pass the Cascades after the' close of the season. We realize the necessity of protecting the salmon industry, but we certainly object to that form of protection that turns the whole business over to the lower river. , WHICH ' WAS THE SINt The story of the American girl, Clara Waid, who was sold to Prince Joseph Caraman Chimay, has some thing of the pathetic in it, after all. Dazzled by title, urged on by an am bitious and unscrupulous-toother, the girl, protesting that she did not love the man, married liim. She was warm-hearted, Impulsive; he cold blooded, cynical and heartless. The result was she left him. She left him openly, defying the world's opinion, to take up with a gypsy larger and the savingr-would be cor respondingly great.. The bill should have the unanimous support of every member of the legislature, ani those from Eastern Oregon should bend all their energies to accomplish the pass ing of the measure. We realize how hard times are: how illy the state can afford to ex- on tbe back for Lis exceeding f har- pend its money; but. if the needless ity in giving a portion of his plunder, commissions are abolished, enough gathered frm the whole country, to can be saved from that source in two n'3 Dat've city, years to neaily build and equip the Americans are full of a maudlin road. The saving to Sherman coun- sentimentality; so full that' they slop ty alone at five cents per bushel on over on oil occasions'. We hold up its wheat would amount yearly to our hands in holy horror at the mur- from $60,000 to $75,000, and the derer of innocent girlhood, and sub other counties would swell this to at scribe money to pay a venal lawyer least the price of the road. Instead! to defend the criminal. We fill our then of being a burden to the people newspapers with' gush about the red The fact that all the people were should be congratulated on the fact robbed of a trifling sum each to make f A a; a .1. fi . ." . I. the thp"ft .... tnhr. Tt. was no. Populists and Democrats in the leg bodv a loss, because it was everv- bodVs loss: hence we condone the law-abiding and patriotic lot of "an " i. l K. u nffpnsfi and nnt th siiffPssfnl thipf u ib.cuu., i the people at heart. The muddle at Salem has assumed a different shade; but it remains to De seen whether the political pool is growing clearer. Jonathan Bourne has the lower house of the legislature "over a bar rel," and it is his barrel, too. Two Opinions. rhe organization of the legislature is taking on a new phase. We print here- it would prove just the reverse, and handed criminal; and get up "public with two opinions on the situation, one would leave money where it belongs, sympathy" for him that is intended bS Senator Hoar, and the other by w- ' I " I c a ii a. rn in the pockets of the farmers. t, and does, influence the jury that tTltr TT - .VV " IU ' a a I al bUU tKvU VUIID ba L u aAWU III v V auta trips him. Onr-wnmen tinr nno fin. I.. .... . ... . It is useless for the neonlp of t.h . . . . . " " . - lnat lne non8e 01 representatives snail ovwxvu lw uicuia . ...,,., mnrrlprpr. fhr a less nnmber. and that the leeiala- aDOUt lUe legislature. inat DOay I. . . , tnr m lnr.ras the nnmW in nxrv. Willi I HN I .rMUP I H 1 1 1 I III I I rt urun HUM I - J - - J I may not be able to take cire ot itself, but the minority can be '.de pended upon ta perform that duty of their innocent little sisters, with which has been done, and further pro- a a. l . . t ... i i -j t, . I 8hflii conetitnte a qnorum to do busi courts' Rit in nwl.everl wisrlom risiv i nom m s. ik.t v.; i f.. m i . -. . .. ..I - j , ucddi iui vuiuiuu .a bunv knvuJiiua v .y. after day, assisting defendants' coun- the lawfully qualified members of each bits between ite teeth, and is running g(jl find gome hair. ntti iUet house may constitute snch a quorum, of the law that will permit trial after a,thK a le!8 D1nDaber anfty ? . , , qualified, and a less number than forty trial, until the accused walks forth MprBeeat and act.. Therefore, if thirty purified of all sin, and takes to the five persons are all qualified members of stage to show, with all the effects of the house, and twenty-five others law calcium lights, the details of the fully elected refuse to qualify, the action butchery, that all may see and ad- f the majority of thirty-five in organ ' izing or electing a senator or other legia- mire. lativa hnomaoD will Ho iiAnaKttilHinallv The heart of every sensible citizen vaiid, at least twenty-four being present. at the con- Two-thirds of thirty-five, being all law fully qualified membeis, will tnen mate a quorum, inis doctrine-wae settled in the national senate and house daring the rebellion, and has been acted upon in I have given away witn tne legislature band wa gon in fine shape. All that can be done ia to let it run and gather up the wreck when the end comes. The wreck will be repaired in June, 1898, and the runaways will be left, dead in the ditch. Three masked men held up Mana ger Hoyt, of the Labor Exchange at grows sick with shame Salem yesterday, catching him alone templation of our own dampboolisb in his office and making him open his ness. We need a decided change all safe. From this , it might be pre- around. We need more sense and samed that Jonathan was not putting less sentiment we need more states- those bodies evf r since up as uuariousiy as expected, ir tne manship and less politics; more jus policemen do their duty and business tice and less juggling with law; more men look a little out, the members of punishment and less praise for grand the legislature now running wild may be forced to come in. . It is passing strange that our Pop ulist friends worked so hard to elect members of ' the legislature, and those elected will not serve. opinion to Senator Mitchell "George F. Hoae." "Washington, Jan. 0. Hon. J. H. filnVioll KnlAm. Or Rt.rnntyltf arlvinn larcenists. We need a few monu- the organization of the house with the ments such as made the virtues of members ready. Elect a speaker. Notify Haman famous, and less slobbering the senate and governor of the organi newsnaDer comment in nraise of no- zationl Jointly wjth the senate agree Foreign Markets. reviewing the situation Broom hall, says: . "The stimulus administered- to ehip ments by the advance in October and the early halt of November seems to have spent.itself. Judging from-former experience, it is probable that the reac tion will be somewhat severe, and there' fore' look to see a marked decrease in the quantity on the way, which decrease will not only be rapid at the commence ment, but long continued ; for as soon as the fleet of Eaiine steamers has finished arriving, the Pacific coast sales will commence - to tumble in at a. much greater rate than they are likely to be added to at the other end ; and it seems likely that the quantity on passage will steadily decrease during the second half of the cereal year, and that dnring the spring it will be at a very low ebb. In deed shall be surprised if the quantity on passage to the U. K. does not sink to a lower level than has been recorded for many years, lower even tbanNin AngustJ last, when it fell below 1,500,000 quar ters. As a rule, a second stimulus to shipments is not so easily given, should a second rise in prices occur, sellers will probably be found less complacent than they were last September or October, as then they were very despondent, having a lively recollection of many months of disappointing trade. The next buying spurt, if it come again before next liar' vest,- we find a different class of sellers to deal witn. - Instead of needy and de spondent growers, buyers will in a large degree have to reckon with wealthy merchants, who have taken the stuff out of the farmers' hands, and now hold it in South. Russian ports and American elevatois, expecting to make a profit on the transaction. Of course, if Argentina should commence to ship' heavily in February, and India follow three months later, the whole situation would be al tered, but so far there seems to be no likelihood of this alternative taking place. The reports from the River Platte are very bad ; cables received in Liver pool describe the outlook as gloomy from the shipper's point of view. Tropical rain has ruined the crop in many dis tricts where the locust had spared it and the very best authorities are now agreed that the surplus likely to be shipped to Europe will not exceed 2,' 000,000 quarters. India is a vast conn try, and it has frequently surprised those who imagined themselves to be most familiar with the actual conditions, The price of wheat there is already more than 100' per cent over its customary level, and before another harvest can be gathered stocks will probably have en tirely disaDpeared ; and it is difficult to believe that the export movement, un der these circumstances, could re-commence at once, even should the next harvest be a moderatelv abundant one France The agricultural situation generally, is considered satisfactory heavy falls of snow have taken place in the East, Northeast and center, and the crops bave got their winter covering be fore the hard frosts occur. The Western and Northwestern regions are still un covered, but this may be remedied any day now. Germany The weather remains sea' sonable, and reports concerning the crops are favorable. India Latest reports from India state that heavy rain has fallen in the Oudh district, and ploughing operations are progressing actively ; more rain is ex pected. Rain has also fallen over East' em portions of Northwest provinces and parts of Behar and central provinces, General and severe distress it is expected will continue until July or August next. The number of persons on relief work now exceeds 550,000. Argentina Our Buenos Ayres agent cabled us on Saturday that the weather continued bad, and that the quality of the wheat will be inferior to last year. Reports are conflicting, for whereas the Times of Argentina estimates that 700,- 000 tons will be available for exoortfrom Buenos Ayres and Santa Fe, several other well-known authorities estimate that only 400-000 tons will be available- less than last year. Roumania The weather is extraor dinarily mild, being quite "exceptional for the time of the year. The crops, consequently are progressing favorably, and, provided that they are sufficiently covered with snow before the hard frosts, there being nothing to fear. ' Russia The weather continues season able on the whole, although inclined to be moderate. The annual. . returns of the Russian winter crops according to the Btastistical committee, ' show a de ficiency in the yield this season of 2,500,- 000 quarters in the Northern Caucacus. , . , . , , . . , . i uu a time ui vuuuk iw ocni,vr.. uu 1 ' I tisVffmc mmrvkra hnnff fin r n nnni n r. a magnificent thieves in the garb of committee to investigate, report a financiers, and treasury looters, play- reason for their action, and declare The proposition to elect senators Mng the role of philanthropists. their seats vacant. 1 here is no doubt . I , I i . -, . , i . e u - . j bv a direct vote r,f the nAnnln Jo or Wh TOO ,al, t.M W aDont lne wgnwy f t & ! '&IT VmliAtro atiph antinn imnlrl hrino Tv uus iuw oi Buupuriers in mis scaie counirv oacs on mis Dasis nsain, we ; nn;nUfl ustnow. can build our own colleges and char- "John M. Thurston." The Popular Minstrels. The Georgia University Graduates, one of ' the finest colored minstrel at tractions on the road, will give an enter tainment full of bright comedy, nice music and side-splitting fun. Among a large -number of press notices,, all in praise of this attraction, we quote the following from the Yakima Daily Times of March 25th: "The Georgia Graduates, who greeted a house full of amusement lovers at the opera house on Saturday evening, gave the people of this city the best, cleanest and most entertaining minstrel show ever given here. In facts, many who at tended declared that it was the best they bad ever seen anywhere. The peo ple who compose the troupe are men and women of refinement. Their specialties, in which ' all appeared as first-class artists, . were free from the vulgar wit that so frequently jars the sensibilities of modest people. Their singing was ' fine, being a combina tion hard to beat. ' The comedy features of the performance were unusually catchy and mirth provoking. They presented many happy innovations on the old type of minstrelsy and, all round, rendered a most enjoyable pro gram. . This splendid company will ' show here at the Vogt, Tuesday evening, Jan. 26th. . DRY THIN AND FALLING HAIR Is due, in the majority of cases, to imperfect action of the sebaceous or oil . glands. r Deprived of its proper nourishment, the hair be comes harsh and brittle, the scalp dry and scaly, and the roots choked and lifeless in a hard, dry skin. The purest, sweetest, and most -effective, treatment is warm shampoos with CUTICURA SOAP followed by light applications of Cuticura (ointment), the great .skin cure. 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