THK DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4. 1896. The Weekly Ghroniele. tHE DALLES, OREGON PERSONAL MENTION. Saturday. Mr. H. Eichenberger of Bake Oven in the city. . Mrs. A. M. Williams left this after noon for Portland. Mr. M. Cashing of 5-Mile is registered at the Umatilla bonse. Justice Borick went to White Salmon today to make a Democratic address this evening. , Mr. L. F. Mulllnix, a leading citizen of Portland, was registered at the Uma tilla bouse today. Mr. M. P. Isenberit was in the city to day and left for Patch Flat, where he makes a political address tbiB evening. Dr. Hollister left this afternoon for Moro, where he was ca'.led to consult with Dr. Smith on a difficult case in that vieiuity. The doctor will return tonight. Hon. W. R. Dunniway left for Hood Elver this afternoon to supply the place, of Hon. Richard Williams, who was billed for 2 o'clock, but who failed to be present. . Monday. Mr. Frank Fulton is down from Biggs Mr. H. W. Wells, the sheep-owner, is in the city. Mr. Wm. Key en and son returned from Portland yesterday. Hon. A. R. Lyle of Cross Keys, Crook county, is in the city. Mr. C. F. Douglas and eon of Dnfur were in the city today. Hons. Rutus Mallory and E. L. Smith arrived on the local at noon today. Mrs. Robert Mays, Jr., is in Portland visiting her sister, Mrs. Harry Mitchell. Dr. Hollister was called to Mosier this afternoon to attend the family of Mr. Wm. Johnson. Mr. and Mrs. D. P. Ketchnm, after a wedding tour to Victoria, arrived home Friday evening. Hon. E. E. Savage of Hood River is in the city looking after some business the county court. Hon. W. S. Dunniway of Salem went op to Wasco yesterday, and will deliver a Republican address there today. M. J. Finlayson and D. McRne of An telope will cast their votes tor McKinley here, they coming in from their native beath yesterday. Mrs. E. A. Adams and wife of Fair field, Wash., went to Hay Creek this morning to visit Mr. Summerfield, of the Baldwin Sheep & Land Co. Messrs. M. T. Nolan and F. W. Wil son went to Kingsley today, and will make the closing speeches of the cam paign at that place tonight. Mr. H. A. York went to Hood River this morning. He shipped the shelving formerly in the Dunham drugstore, and will use it in the-drugstore he is opening at tnat point. C. B. Moore, ex-speaker of the legis lata re of this state, was a passenger for Portland on yesterday's local, he having just completed a vigorous campaign in Gilliam and Morrow counties. Tuesday. J. J. Schaeffer of Moro is in the city. Hon. F. N. Jones of Sherar's Bridge is in tne city. Dr. P. Stowell of Vancouver, Wash. is registered at the Umatilla. Mr. J. E. Rand of Hood River was up last night to take in a modicum of politics. Hon. A. Byrkett of White Salmon came ud to see the Republican parade last nignt, returning this morning. Hon. E. L. Smith and wife and Miss Anne Smith were passengers on the Regulator this morning, bound ior their Home at Hood Kiver. Mountain Mahogany. A bundle of mountain mahogany sticks lying in front of the express office reminds ns forcibly of old times down in Nevada. In the eastern part of the state this is about all that can be pro cured in many localities for fire-wood. It is as hard as flint and holds fire like a government appropriation. Out at White Pine we were engaged at one time in baling hay. The corral was made of mahogany logs, and for lack of some thing better it was used to do our cook ing with. One night Black Jack, the cook of the outfit, was lying asleep in bis bunk, his foot Bticking out from be tween the covers, and his big toe lying temptingly an inch away from its neigh bor. Charley Daly, who had been im bibing bug juice at a neighbor's to an ' unlimited extent, came in and saw Jack's toes. At the same time his drunken gaze fastened on a glowing ma hogany coal. Tn ' a minute he had scooped up a hand fall of ashes, placed the live coal on top, and in less time than it takes to relate it, had dropped the coal between Jack's gaping toes. In just about half a second Charley was going out the cabin door, pursued by two pistol balls, one of which lodged in ' the door casing, and the other cut the sleeve of his coat. There was no bay baled next day, it taking the whole of "it to patch up a treacherous peace. Opening of Cascade Locks, Nov. 5th. Tickets are now on sale at the Regu lator office. A limited number only will be sold. Round trip tickets $1.50. The Regulator will leave The DaKes Thusday at 9 :30 a. m. MARRIED. 4 On .Monday evening, November 2, 1896, by W. C. Curtis, pastor of the Congregational church of tbis city, at the residence of C. W. Denton on Mill creek, Frederick E. Paddock and Miss Mercides Brigham, both of The Dalles. I . I I I Ladles Committee am Beceptlaa. The ladies committee on celebration of the opening of the locks have adopted the idea of having the reception com mittee composed only of those who have resided in The Dalles for a number of years. This committee will receive the vi9itorB in the Umatilla House parlors Thursday evening and is composed of the following ladies: Mrs. Wilson, Mesdames Thornbury, Sinnott, Myers, Marden, Gibbons, Brooks, J. B. Con don, Wiley, S. B. Adams, Lang, Schenck, Wm. Michell. E. McFarland. Wingate, Shackelford, Schanno, Lord, Liebe, Z. F. Moody, Ruch, G. H. Bar nett, O. Lewis, J. W. Lewis, Joles, Buchler, Schmidt, JvBaldwin, Nicholas, D. M. French, Smith French, L. Butler, E. Schutz, Biggs, Cates, Mary Booth, Clark, Gray, Curtis, J. H. Wood, Miller, Donnell, Doherty, A. D. Skaggs and J. L. Thompson. AN EXPENSIVE .DINNER. It Cost at the Rate of Seven Hundred Dol lars a Plate. "History of the cuisine fairly teems with descriptions of costly meals," re marked a resident of Brooklyn recent ly to a writer for the Washington Star. "We read how that profligate Helio frabalus, the Roman emperor, had a single dish on his table once that cost two hundred thousand dollars, and how another Roman, Aelin Venis, gave a supper to a dozen cronies that cost a quarter of a million dollars. Then Vitellius, still another Roman and an emperor, likewise entertained his brother at a little smack that used up a couple of hundred thousand; but these were ancient- fellows, who had nightingales' tongnes and humming birds' brains and similar marvelous dainties. Coming down to modern days and plain, ordinary, everyday ham and eggs, I ate a supper once in this very town that cost a friend of mine four teen hundred dollars. A gentleman named Parker kept an establishment devoted to entertaining gentlemen at sundry games of chance. One night the friend I speak of and myself were killing an evening here together, when we conceived the idea that a visit to Parker's wpuld be just the thing. We put it into execution at once. I have never gambled in my life, and my friend has not done it since. We went upstairs and entered the room just as supper was announced. My friend did not want to eat anything, but I was hungry, and when some plausible ras cal of a dealer told me that there was broiled Smithfield ham flanked with pullets' eggs as a sort of side issue to the otherwise gorgeous feast I broke for the supper room, despite my com panion's pleadings. Of course he fol lowed me when he found his protesta tions were useless, and we enjoyed the feed immensely. When we came out my friend pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and said he would play a turn or two to pay for our supper. I begged him in turn not to do it, but he was as obdurate as I had been. He lost his twenty-dollar bill and tried to get it back. In two hours fourteen hundred dollars were gone glimmering. I have never felt so downright hungry since that a slight request from a mere ac quaintance cannot keep me away from a dead-head feed. WHAT A ESLLION MEANS. It Would Take Nearly Ten Thousand Years to Count it. The following remarkable calculatioi on the length of time which if woulc take i person tocount 1, C00,000,(;0U re ccntly i!:j:carcd in an issue of an Kng- !lsh periodical: What is a billion? The replv is very simple. In .England a billion is a million times a million (1,CC0,C00,CU0,CU0). This is quickly written and quicker still pro nounced. Hut no man is able to count it. You will count 160 or 170 minute. Eut let us suppose that you go up as high 33 200 a minute, hour after hour. At that rate you would count- 13,000 an hour; 283,000 a day, or 105 123,000 in a year. Let us suppose now that Adam, at the beginning of his ex- fetence.had begun to count, and had con iinued to do so and was counting still. Had such a thing been possible, he would not yet have finished the task of eouniing a billion! To count a bil- ion would require a person to count '00 a minute for a period of 9,512 years, 'A2 days, 5 hours and 20 minutes, provid ing he should count continuously. Eut suppose we allow the counter 12 hours daily for rest, eating and sleeping. Then he would need 18,025 years, 319 days, 10 hours nnd 45 nvnutes in which to com- .Iete the task! The Greedy Crocodile. The moment that a young crocodile breaks its shell it is to all intents and irposes as active as it is at any time during its life. It will make straight for the water, even if it be out of sierht an'" a good distance off, and it will pur sue its prey with eagerness and:agility durlnir the first hour of its free exist ence w St. Lawrence River. For seven years the St- Lawrence river gradually decreases in depth ; then for seven years it gradually increases in depth, the difference in level being five feet. Why it does so no one has yet dis covered. To the Locks Thursday. A special train will leave The Dalles Thursday morning about 10 o'clock for Bonneville. From this point passen gers will be given the option of return ing to The Dalles by train, or coming up through the locks on the O. R. & N. Co.'s boats. Fare forthe round trip $1.60. . . HARRIED. At the residence of the bride's pa rents, at Cottage' Grove, Or., Nov. 1st, 1896, Miss Lizzie Whitsell to N, M. Lane, of this citj. PJlfiliMIlJlMIlMJlI is You may bum," but even a "Takes the Cake." 1 - throw it away. For JO cents you get almost twice as much "Battle Ax" as you do of other high grades for the same money. JIlMMIlIlIlIinaiiillMl mm? II B !-.nS im r iMMUMI IIWllin i mi- . EsT with a big B. Blackwell's Genuine Bull V Durham is In a class by itself. You will find one coupon Inside each two ounce bag, and two cou 131 pons inside each four ounce bag' Blackwell's KOI Smoking Tobacco Buy abagof this celebrated tobacco and read the coupon which gives allstof valuable presents and how to get them. When yoa wwt Seed Wheat, Feed Wheat, Rolled Barley, Whole Barley, Oats, Rye, Bran, Shorts, Or anytliiDg in the Feed Line, go to the WASCO : WAREHOUSE. Our prices are low and our goods are firt-clas. Agents for the celebrated WAISTBURG "PEFRLESS" FLOUR. Highest cash price paid for WHEAT. OATS and BARLEY. When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get iff on the South Side AT THK 74EW COLiUjWBlfl HOTEL. This larjre and popular House ooes the principal hotel business, and is prepared to furnish the Best Accommodations of any House j : in the city, and at tne low $1.00 per Day. r prst Office for all Stage Lines points In .Eastern Oregon In this Motel. Corner of front and Union Sts. BLAKELEY& DRUGGISTS, 75 Second Street, . AUTISTS MATERIALS. . V EJEf Country and Mail Orders will receive FOR SALE BY BLAKELEY & HOUGHTON. m money to so, you needn't 1 of to bay rate of Qass T)ea!s, 25 Ccijts leaving The Dalles for all and Kastern Washington. T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr HOUGHTON The Dalles, Oregon prompt attention. - W am ) I BEAU B RUM MEL L. At the Grave of m Famous Dandy and Wit. . English visitors to Tilly-fiur-Seulles having satisfied their curiosity, turn to Caen, where lie the bones of an Eng lishman, who has left behind an im mortal refutation as a dandy and a wit. Ee.au Brnmmell, after having been the friend of the prince regent, died in 1overty, a friendless imbecile. Born in 1778, George Bryan Brummell was edu cated at Eton', where he made a name for social aplomb, readiness of repartee nnd fastidious neatness in dress. He went to the Oriel college, Oxford, for a years. He was presented with a coronet cy by the prince of Wales in the Tenth Hussars, and for some years enjoyed the friendship of the prince, who was afterward George IV. At last they quarreled, but "Beau" Brummell held his own in society until gambling losses made him flee the country. In 1S30 he was appointed British consul at Caen. His creditors closed round him, and in May, 1S35, he was cast into prison. His spirit seemed to have been broken, and in 1837 he showed signs of imbecility, and died at the Asylum of the Bon Sauveur, "Caen, in March. 18-10. WORDS PEOPLE SPEAK. The Kdarato.l Tcrsnn Who Talks English Well About Two Thousand. Few pec'e realize how limited are heir vocabularies, despite the many thousands of words in the English lan guage, says the New York Journal. It is said that a person of education -onerally g"t3 along very comfortably with a vocabulary of less than 2,000 liU'erent word3. On the other hand, uneducated people manage to express their ideas all their lives with the use of but a few hundred words, repeating one or two of these, however, a great many times. A recent experiment proves how apt our minds are to run :n grooves. Twen ty-five men and 25 women students in a. psychology class were bidden to write down at full speed 100 words, all chosen at random. They did so, with the cu rious result that out of the total 5,000 yvords there were only 1,266 which oc curred but once, 3,000 of the remainder being repetitions of 758 words. Of the .1.2G6 written only once, 746 were set down by the men, against 520 by fhe women. Of the 353 articles of dress enumerated, 224 were found in the wom en's papers, while of the 237 articles of food they claimed 179. Clearly they were not nenv women or their range would have been wider. DAYS WERE ONCE SHORT. Only. Three Honrs In Length In the Early Stages of the World. When the earth was young, says Dr. Ball, the eminent British astronomer, it turned on its axis so rapidly that it made one complete revolution once in every three hours! The earth was liquid then, says the St. Louis Republic, and it spun around at that fearful speed probably for thousands of years. The sun caused ever-increasing tides on the surface of the greatliquid planet, and at last it burst in two. But the break was not in the middle of what bad been tln great, swift-revolving globe of liquid matter. It was to one side, and the effect was to throw the smaller fragment out into space. That fragment kept on turning, and was soon fashioned into a globe. We see it to-day and know it ns the moon. The larger piece also kept turning bn its axis, and in the course of ages became the spheri cal, habitable earth. The smaller frag ment of the great original globe, being held in place by the attraction of the larger, has been going around the earth ever since, but has been gradually in creasing the distance between itself and its primary. Some astronomers believe that eventually the moon will get so far away that it cannot be seen by the Inhabitants of our planet. Held by the Enemy. Mr. Jayson Why do you permit our Laura to receive the attentions of that j'oung Spooner 1 You certainly wouldn't think of permitting her to marry him? Mrs. Ja3"son Oh, certainly not. But the Luptous are just crazy to get him for their Mabel. Cleveland Leader. Simple Enough. Friend Why is it that your son rides to business in a cab and you always go on a bus? Old Man Well, he has a rich father, and I have not. London Tit-Bits. Administrators' Notice. Notice is hereby given that the nndersim'ed have been duly appointed by the County Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco county, admin istrators with the wiU annexed of the estate of Perry Watkins. deceased. All ptrsons having claims against said estate are hereby required to present the same, duly verified, to said ad ministrators at the office of C. E. Bayard in Dulles City In said county and State, within six months from 'he date hereof, and all persons in debted to said estate are hereby notified to make immediate settlement witn tne administrators. Dalles City, Oregon, Sept. 14, 18. O. E. BAYARD, 1 FRANK WATKIN9, Administrators with the will annexed of th estate of Perry Watkins, deceased. sep!6- Assignee's Notice. Notice is hereby given that Toung Ouong, Lee Juke Yow and Daong Tung Tang, partners doing buetiness under the firm name of Wa Tal Young Quong Co., at Dalles City, Oregon, and Young Quong, on the 22d day of August, 1896, assigned to me all of their oronerty for the benefit of their respect! ve creditors in proportion to the amounts of their respective claims. All persons having claims against saia assignors or eitner ot tnem are hereby notified to present their cbiims un der Oath to me at the office of Huntington Si Wilson, The Dal tes, Oregon, within three mon ths from the date of this notice. Dated August 24, 1896. J. O. MACK, Assignee of Young Quong and of Wa Tal Young Quong Co. aug26-7t Notice. Owing to pressing obligations, I am not pre pared to extend the time ior payments due me later than Oct. 1. 1896. I like to accommodate. but find now I must collect my accounts. If I fail to rolltct, my creditors will do It for me. Don't forget the date, Oct. 1, 1H96. frankly years. eptLKw F. S. GORDON. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE . Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. PROX JONS 23, 1S95. 1, OVERLAND EX-1 prt'ei Klill'TTl . Ti IWP- I burc Ashland. Hue- I S:50 P. M I r.. 1 I 1 Kniii.'iseo, Mojave, f , 8.10 A. M. I "kciuh.ci raso, t I N Orleans and lKit 8:30 A. M Kiwouurg and way ta tions 4:40 P. M. I Via Woodburn fori MLAnffel, Silverton, West tk'io, Browns- ) ville.Sprlngncld and Natron Daily except Suudayi. 4:00 P.M. 7:30 A. M. t4:45 P.M. exoept Sundays. Kalem and way HhM.uinI'10.00 A.M. iiorvRins ana wnvM) u:'J0 P.M. ) stations ' s jMcMinnvilie nd 8:2-P. M. (way stations ( Dally. tDuny. except Suimny. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROCTB. PULLMAN BUFFET bLEJSPEUS AND 8ECOND-CLAS3 SLEEPING CAH3 Attached to all Tli rough Trains. Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent All above trains arrive at and depart Irom Grand Central Station, Fifth and Irving streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jelierson street Leave for OSWEGO, week davs, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m.; 12:15, 1:45, 6:25, 6:45, 8:05 p. m. (and 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only). Arrive at Portland at 7:10, 8;30, 11:'J5 a, m.; 1:30, 8:15, 6:85, 7:55, 9:10 p. ra. Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m. Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Leave fo AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and FrMav at 9:40 am. Arrive at Portland. Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 8:06 p. m. Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:20, 8:40, 10:15am.: 12:15, 1:45, 8:30, 5:'25 6:45 p. m. Ar rive at Portland at 12:35, 8:80, 10:00 11;25 a. m.: 1:80, 3:15, 6:10, 6:35, 7:55 p. m. R. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, Manager. Asst G. F. & Pass. Agt EH ST! GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes , VIA ' Spokane Minneapolis Denver Omaha St. Paul Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCKAN STEAMERS Leave Portland Every Five Days for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call on O. R St Co. s Agent Tha Dalles, or address W, H. HDRLBURT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon E. M'NEILL, President aud Manager. New Schedule. Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :50 a. m., and leaves 4:50 a. m. Train No. '2 arrives at The Dallea 10 :4 p. m., ana leaves 1U:4D p. m. Train no. arrives at The Dalles lZ:Ot p. m., and west-bound train Ao. 7 leaves at 2:30 p. in. lrain 23 and 24 will carry pf.sseneers between The Dalles and Umatilla, tear ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train Nob. 8 and 7 from Portland. E. E. LyrLB, .Agent. "The Regulator Line" Be Dalles. PortM ail Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freigat ana PESsengerLJne Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dallea at 8 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Oak slcet dock) at 7 a. m., connect ing wiln Steamer Regulator for The Dallea. F '. BSKMUKB BATES. Oneway f2.00 Round trip 3.00 Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 6 p. m. Live atockrehipments aolicted. Call on or address. W. C. ALLAWAY General A cent THE DALLES. OREGON