CH- THE DALLES WEEELf CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER SO. 1896. The Weekly Ghroniele. TBI DALLES, OREGON PKBSONAL, MENTION. Saturday. 'Miss Marion Kennedy ia convalescing. Col. Freeman went to Portland today. Mr. J. A. Gullifdrd of Dufur is in town today. Mr. L. H. Kretzsr went to Lrle this morning. Mrs. J. A. Crossen left this afternoon for Portland. Messrs. John Hertz and E. Jacobsen are in Poi eland. Mr. W. H. Locchead is iU with an at tack of typhoid fever. , Dr. Kane returned on the local this morning from Portland. Mr. H. M. Beall left for Portland on : the afternoon local train. Mrs. W. H. VanbibberandMi88 Lamb left this morning for Portland. Rev. J. H. Wood is recovering from an illness covering a period of two weeks. Miss Anna M. Roberts left this morn ing to assume a position as teacher at Fulton Park. Mr. John Hampshire is confined to his home with a bad cold and an attack of tonsihtis. Attorney J. L. Story left for Hartland this afternoon, where he will deliver a political speech this evening. Miss Charlotte Roberts left for Ritz ville, Wash., last night. She takes & position in the pnblic schools of that place. Mr. i. Brnielle is in town from his ranch. His wheat yield was about twelve bushels to the acre, a scant half crop. Mr. I. J. Norman is again on the streets, after a long illness of chills and ague, which be imported direct from Missouri. Mr. and Mrs. -C. J. Crandall and Miss Georgia Sampson went to Hood River this morning to attend the funeral of Stephen Price. Mr. S. Wolf of Portland, who has been in the city in the interests of a new se cret Bocietv, left for home today. He failed to establish a local lodge. Judge Blakeley left this morning for Portland, to join Mrs. Blakeley, who is undergoing treatment lor ner eyesignt, She is said to be recovering slowly and may spend most of the winter abroad Monday. Mr. W . N. Wiley of Antelope is in the city. Mr. Wm. Floyd is in from his ranch today. " - Mr. Willard Vanderpool went to Dufur today. Mrs. Coas, Gray returned today to Salem. Sheriff Driver returned from Portland yesterday. Mr. E. G. McCoy has returned from Portland. Hon. F. M. Jones -drove in from his ranch this morning. Mr. W. Lord went to Arlington Satur day night. Postmaster Crossen and wife returned from Portland today. Mr. August Buchler left for the Locks today, returning this evening. Supt. Gilbert left this morning for Hood River to visit the schools. Rev. A. Bronegeest returned Saturday from a brief trip to Baker City. Mr. and Mrs. Aiken and Mies Aiken of this eity left this morning for the Locks. Miss Myrtie Apperson of McMinville paid Mr. and Mrs. Brigga a brief visit yesterday. Mrs. Al Bettingen and Mrs. Baldwin returned from Portland on the Saturday night train. Mrs. D. Farrelly of Portland, mother of Mrs. . F. Sharp, arrived today on a visit to the latter. Mr. M. P. Isenberg -came in today from Hood River, and will speak at Dufur tomorrow night. Mr. and Mrs. Cbaa. Stone returned from Portland last night. Mr. Stone hag also been in Seattle visiting his par ents. Mrs. Ed. Reese, wife of a well-known engineer, left for Sherman county Satur day, where it is reported a sister was dying. Miss Annie Dufur of Dufur and her cousin, Miss Sunderland of Portland. came up on the Regulator Saturday evening. Mr. F. G. Plymale, a son of Mr. F. M, riyroaie, ot medtord, nas accepted a position under The Dalles Commission Coin pany. Judge Blakeley returned borne from Portland last night. Mrs. Blakeley did not accompany him, but will be home in a few days. Mr. J. J. Miller, a brother of Rev. J H. Miller of this city spent Sunday in town and left this morning for his home at White Salmon. Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Frazier left this afternoon for their home in Grass Val ley. Mrs. Frazier has been the guest of Mrs. B. t. t,augblin. Rev. W. W. Sharp, who has been in the city several days looking after the interests of the Seventh Day Advent church, returned to his home in Eugene this morning. Mr. Edward Jenkins came up on the Regulator Saturday night, accompanied by his sister, Miss Josie, who for the past few years has made her home with' her aunt, Mrs. W. A. McFarland of Seattle. She. will remain here perma nently. Tuesday. Mr. G. J. Farley went to Portland today. Mr. John Hampshire ia quite ill with bronchitis. Miss Anna Moore left this afternoon for Portland. Mr. Tony Hubert of Carlyle, 111., and were in the city yesterday visiting the Dietzela, and left this morning for Port land. Mr. Hayward" Riddell returned from Portland today. Mr. Geo. H. Greene, a wool man of San Francisco, is in the city. Mr. J. W. Lauderbach of White Salmon Mas in the city today. Misses Mary and Lassie Cox of King ley came in town this morning. Mr. Daniel Daffron, car repairer, came in yesterday from Umatilla. Mr. Ed. W. Dixon of Oregon City is visiting for a few days in the city. Miss Susan E. Chase is in Portland undergoing treatment for her eyes. Messrs. A. Stewart and Wm. Steven son were in town from Mosier today. Mr. M. II. Nickelsen of Hood River came in yesterday and returned today. Mrs. W. Cochrane, who has been visiting Mrs. Morgan, returned today to Cascade Locks. Mrs. May Miller, who has been visit ing in The" Dalles, left for her home in Hood River this morning. Mr. A. McKenzie of San Francisco, who spent the summer here, is back from his recent trip home. Miss Annie Dufur of Dufur, with her friend, Miss Sunderland of Portland, left this morning for Dufur. Miss Etta Story has accepted a posi tion in A. M. Williams & Co.'s store, and assumed her duties today. Mr. W. F. Grunow went below on the Regulator this morning to take in For esters' night at the Exposition. The family of Mr. M. H. Brown, yard master at this place, arrived from Rapid City today to permanently reside. Mrs. C. W. Taylor, who has been vis iting Mrs. Mays for several laya Portland, returned home last night. Misses Annette and Myrtle Michell returned home last night from a six- weeks sojourn at Long Beach and Port land. Rev. W. C. Curtis and wife left this afternoon for Portland to attend the Congregational Association which meets there today and tomorrow. J. M. Palmer of Chicago finished painting the new drop curtain at the Vogt opera house yesterday and left this morning with his wife for Portland. M. and Henry VanBibber start Sat urday for The Dalles, Henry to go to his home in Colorado and M. to bring bis family to Mitchell, who are on their way from California. Mitchell Monitor. MOSSBACK HAS A DREAM. Pleasure Tarns to Despair, Awoke in Time. bat He Victok, Or., Sept. 28, 1896. Mister Editor : I have been a regular subscriber to your paper every since it started and always liked it first rate, 'till this silver question came up. Then for sure I didn't like it a bit. You see, when they first begun to talk free silver, it stuck me just where I lived At least I thought it did. Yon see I have always found silver a mighty good money. I never could get half enough of it. So it just seemed to me that if they would just go ahead and make it free I'd be the happiest man alive, but that's all changed now. I've had vision a real vision. It came about this way. I put in the day last Wednes day diggin taters, worked from daylight till dusk as hard as ever I could, ate a big mess of salmon for supper, then went to bed ; but instead of sleeping I dreamed. I'd been thinking about sil ver all day, so I dreamed about taters and silver all night. I dreamed that there was a very tall smooth-looking man came along and offered to by my taters. Said he would give me a dollar a bushel if I'd take the money he had, so I axed him what kind of money he had. He said, real pleas ant like, I have some notes of hand due, one day after date, and signed by Col Sinnott, of The Dalles, Or. Now I've known the colonel for a long time, but I didn't know that he ever gave his note, Still I thought that this is all right Jud sent this fellow out to by truk for the hotel and didn't want to send the money by this chap. So I spoke up and said : "All right, mister, I'll take the notes. They are as good aa gold to me. How many taters do you want?" He said he'd take all I had. So me and the boys lit into weighen' em as fast as we could, while the tall man sat there on the fence keepin' tally. When we got through he counted it up and there were sixty bushels. So he put his brand on the sacks and handed me twelve 5 notes, each signed by Col Sinnott. My, didn't I feel rich. Won der I didn't wake up, I felt so good ; but I didn't, I dreamed on. Dreamed that I went to The Dalles next day and took the notes to Colonel to cash. When I got to the Umatilla house it seemed to me that .everything looked kinder dia erted and broke up like. After waitin' a good while the colonel came in, ahuk hands aa usual, but I noticed that he looked kinder disturbed like. After ex cbangin' thetime of day, etc., I men tioned the notes and later deal, thank ing him for the good' price I had re ceived. But he stopped me short off and said : "My friend you have made a sad mistake. Those notes are not worth the paper they are written on. I am bankrupt." Mow I've known the Colonel long enough to know that he can joke when he wanta to, so I laughed and said : "That's all right, lets go and take a little wine." "Hold on," says the Colonel, "you mistake, I am serious. I haven't a cent to my name." I Baw from his looks that he was in earnest. bis eon, Lawrence Hubert, of Portland, so- without my asking be told me all about it. Says he: "You remember that historical fish story of mine?" "Oh yes," says I. " "Well," says he, "I told it one lime to my sorrow, yea, I may say, to my utter ruin. When Bryan was through here two years ago I told it to him. His admirers here have felt pretty sore about it lor some time and finally in duced the city council to pass an ordi nance compelling me to sign $5 notea due one day after date to whosoever could furnish the paper, and to continue signing as long as paper could be se cured. The upshot of the whole matter was, Jacobsen landed here the day after the ordinance passed' with about a ton of paper all filled out with my signature. I redeemed them as long as my wealth lasted. You are too late." I tried to offer some consolation, but failed. SayB I: "Colonel, seems to me the council have treated you very uu farely." "Yes," says he, "so they have. Still you silver lunatics propose to give Uncle Sam a dose of the same kind of medicine." Just then 'the old woman nudged me in the ribs, and said: "Wake up John, it's gittin' daylight and I do believe them taters you dug yesterday got frostbit last night.''. "Ta'ers be dinged," says I. But then I got u; right quick and made the fire, whiie the old woman growled about the taters being left un covered over tight. But Bay, Mister Editor, I'm done with free silver. That dream opened my eyes. How ia Uncle Sam goin' to make all of the stiver dol lars as good as gold unless he has the power to say how many to make. You were all right at first, Mister Editor, only I was too punkin'- headed to see it. Send the paper right along to yours truly, "Mossback." First Lady to Hake tne Trip. F. H. Kearney and wife have returned from a bicycle tour, which gained for Mrs. Kearney the distinction of being the first lady who has ever ridden across the sand wastes between Pendleton and The Dalles. It was all due to her own ingenuity that she was enabled to make the trip easily and arrived in The Dalles not mu"h fatigued." Mr. -and Mrs, Kearney left Pendleton a month ago and arrived home a few days ago. They rude 800 miles on their wheels. From The Dalles they went to Portland on the boat and and then took wheels again for a tour through the valley, visiting Salem and several towns along the rod. On the way to The Dalles, Mrs. Kearney noticed that the tires of her bicycle cut into the sand so trs to make it probable that. she could not stand the trip. She suggested to Mr. Kearney that some of the wind be let out of the tires, and after a little experimentation, both adopted the expedient 'and with "fiat tires," and wheels running almost on their rims they made the journey over the sand desert with ease and speed. East Oregonian. Thanks from the Juvenile Temple. At our regular meeting of Harmon Temple No. 4, a vote of thanks was given to Friendship Lodge, No. 9, K. of P., for .their most generous donation of their hall. In addition to this we wish you a life long prosperity, and we real ize that your motto has been fully ex emplified in "Friendship, Charity and Benevolence." The Dlles,. Sept. 25, 1896. ) Miss Edith Randall, S. J. T. Mbs. J. E. Babnbtt, Asst. How's Thin! We offer one hundred dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.' - F. J. Cheney & Co. Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J; Cheney for the last 15 years, nnd be lieve him perfectly honorable in all busi ness transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To ledo, O., Walding, Kinnan St Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure ia taken inter nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price, 75c. per bottle. . Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free. ' 1-5-9 A Lecture to Parents. Mrs - xg&ors Tobacco Dealers say, that "BATTLE AX" is a "scorcher" because it sells so fast Tobacco Chewers say, it is a u scorcher 9f be cause J 0 cents' worth goes so f ar It's as good as can be made regardless of cost For JO cents you get almost twice as much as you do of other high grade brands When yog rot to ky Seed Wheat, Feed Wheat, Rolled Barley, Whole Barley, Oats, Rye, Bran, Shorts, Or anything in the Feed Line, gcto the WASCO : WAREHOUSE. Our prices are low and our goods are firt-clas. Agents for the celebrated WAISTBURG "PEFRLESS" FLOUR. Highest cash price paid for, WHEAT. OATS and BARLEY. When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get off on the South Side ......AT THE fiEW COLtLlJVTBlfl fiOTEIi. This large and popular House Qoes the principal hotel business, and Is prepared to furnish the Best Accommodations of any House in the city, and at tne low rate of $i.6o per Day. - pirst QIass Teals, 25 Cerjts Office for all Stage Lines leaving The Dalles for all j points In Eastern Oregon and Eastern Washington, In this Hotel. Corner of Front and Union Sta. T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr The lecture last evening by . Rev. Parker was attended by a large audi ence, in the main youthful and of the gentler sex. It would have been more fitting had there been more parents in attendance, for the lecture was directed to them ; but as a large proportion of the attendance who, if they are not, will most probably be parents some time,, they will remember the wise precepts they haye beard and turn them to ad vantage in the future. The labor of Mr. Parker is purely philanthropical, and is calculated to make better men and women of the little ones now grow ing up around us. In his opening re marks he stated that the work was an old one, as old as the public school itself. The true mother is the one who rears the child and guides its mental develo'p-. ment with unfaltering care.' He has de cided the old question as to -which is the mother of the chick, the hen which lays the egg, or the hen which hatches it, in favor of the latter. She it is who cares for it, feeds It, and watches over it until it is able to care for itself. The same rule applies to the human mother, and there is a distinction between off spring and children. He had known mothers who administered an opiate to make their babe sleep till morning so that they might spend a social evening away from home, unencumbered by it, With rare beauty of language he pic tared the delight of the young mother who, in the joy of seeing her first born smile up into ter face for the first time. calls quickly to her husband: "John John, the baby can talk !'' He paid a high tribute to our public schools, calling them the bulwark of our liberties, and urged his bearers to pre serve them as the most important inati tution of this land. He finds that eev enty-five per cent of the insane are illit erate, and only four per cent ot the criminals have a high school education The greatest source of crime is parental neglect. It has been said that whenever you build a school you close a prison He has decided that the work of the teacher is more important than that of the minister, for two excellent reasons, He has but fifty-two hours each year to inculcate morals and education, while the teacher has 1400. Then the minis ter talks to those whose minds have be come set and calloused, while the teach er's audience have plastic minds that receive and retain the minutest impres osn. It is therefore important that the teacher have a good moral character and he believes parents should always be vigilant over teachers, and if one is dis covered who lacks in this requirement to at once make it known to the proper authority. From this on he pursued the central thought of his lecture, the relation of the parent to the teacher's work, and urged that the parent should work more in harmony with the teacher, not always to take the child's view of the case when it has been chastised, and to talk over the faults or virtues and make know to the teacher, as far as pos sible, the child's characteristics; to sometimes visit the school ; and to fre quently speak encouraging words to the teacher, who really nas more time in hand to spend upon the children, than the mother herself, sleep and play sub tracted. The lecture was interspersed with wit and readily adapted himself to the good graces of the audience, who learned lessons they will always remem ber. Two beautiful duets were sung, one by Misses Ethel Deming and Elizabeth Bonn, and one by BeBa Rowland and Elizabeth Bonn. "The kolator Line" Tie Dalles. Portland ami Astoria Navigation Co. P 1 - SSite ' l sa Emsi lis TO Poritana Exposition Including admission to the Exposition: Three-day limit $2.25 Ten-day limit 2.50 Thirty-day limit 3.00 Tickets must be purchased at office. Regulator leaves at 8 a. m. . W. C. ALLAWAY tleneral A cent THE DALLES. - OREGON Endersby Clob Will Come to The Dalles Friday and Hear Mitchell. Editor Chronicle : The Mc&inley Clnb at Endersby was. well attended We had a rousing speech from Mr. Isen berg of Hood River. Five names were added to the club, making twenty-eight members in all. Before adjourning we gave three cheers for McKinley and Ho- bart. The McKinley Club will meet at 8-Mile school house Thursday evening at o clock in place of Friday evening as announced, on account of the big Re publican speaking in The Dalles Friday evening, as the - club desires to go to The Dalles inday evenin g. republican. Administrators' Notice. Notice is hereby (riven that the undersigned have been duly appointed by the County Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco county, admin istrators with the will annexed of the estate of Perry Watlclns, deceased. All persons having claims against said estate are hereby required to present the same, duly verified, to said ad ministrators at the office of C. . Bayard in Dalles City in said county and State, within Biz months from the date hereof, and all nersons in debted to said estate are hereby notified to make lmmeaiaie settlement wun tne administrators. Dalles City, Oregon, Sept. 14, 1896. FRANK WATKIN8. Administrators with the will annexed of the estate of Perry YVatkins, deceased. sepl6-i EHST! GIVE3 THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VIA- Spokane Minneapolis St. Paul Denver Omaha Kansas City low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN STEAMERS Leave Portland Every Five Days for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call on O. K. & Co. s Agent The Dulles, or address W, H. HUELBTJRT, Gen. Pass. Agt Portland, Oregon E. M M KILL, President and Manager. New Schedule. Effective Tuesday, April 7th, the fol lowing will be the new schedule: Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :50 a. m., and leaves 4:55 a. m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 :40 p. m., and leaves 10:45 p. ni. Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12:05 p. m., and west-bound traiii No. 7 leaves at 2:30 p.m. Train 23 and 24 will carry p&sseogers between The Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train Nob. 8 and 7 from Portland. E. E. Lytle, Agent. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to sxrivo at Portland. 8:50 P.M. 8:30 A. M. Daily except Sunday. 4:00 P. M. 7:80 A. M. t4:45 P. M. FROM JUNK 23, 1895. OVERLAND EX-1 press, Balem, Rose-1 burg, Ashland, Sac-1 raiuuiiui, VKueu,ouu Franciseo, Moiave, Ls Angeies,ci raso. New Orleans and I East J Roseburg and way sta tions fVia woodburn fori Mt-Angel, bllverton, i West Scto, Browns- vllle.Sprlngneld and I I Natron J Salem and way stations; (Corvauis ana way (stations (McMinnville and f wsy stations 8:10 A. M. 4:40 P.M. except Sundays. 10.00 A.M. t 6:20 P.M. t 8:25 P.M. Daily. tDany, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. Through Ticket Office, 131 Third street, where thmnirh tlekets to all coints in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates lrora j. a. niKiiiAiM, ncaei Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart irom Grand Central Station, Fifth and I streets. YAMHILL DIVI8ION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jeaerson street. 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:45, 8:30, 6:25, 8:00, 11:80 p. m. Arrive at rortiana, 7:iu, :u, 11,0 a. m., i:w, 15, 6:10, 7:80, 9:05 p. m., and 12:35 a. m. Leave for RIVERSIDE only (dally) at 8:25, :15. 10:30 n. m. Arrive at Portland at 6:10, 10:20, 11:20 p. m. Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:80 p. nu Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m. Leave for AIRLIE on Monday, Wednesday and. Fri'iay at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m. RnnriBv trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:20. 8:40. 10:40 a. m., 12:15, 1:45, 3:30, 6:25, 8:00, 11:50 p. nu Arrive at roruana a o:w, iu.w,ii:ws,mn 30, 3:15, 5:10, 7:S0, 9:05 p. m., and 12:85 a. m. B. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, Manaser. Asst. G. F. & Pass. Act. For Rent. The lower storv of the Michelbach block, cor ner of Second and Union streets, now vacant. itaa on a long or snort-lime leasees figures. Also the Michelbach garden and fruit orchard, will be rentad on reasonable figures, with buildings for occupation. Williams, administrator of estate. Apply to George tbe Michelbach apr3-tf