THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1895.
The Weekly Ghronicle.
THE DALLES
OREGON
Entered at tbe postoffiee at The Palles, Oregon.
as secona-ciass man maiusr.
STATE OFFICIALS,
yjveraoi .- 8. Pennoyer
Secretary ol State an Klucma
Treasurer Phillip Metschan
Bnpt. of Public Instruction ...G. M. Irwin
Attorney-General : C. M. Idleman
(J. N. Doltm
senators ... ij. H. Mitchell
Congressmen
State Printer
I B. Hermann
)w. K. Ellis
..W. H.Leeds
COUNTY OFFICIALS. :
County Judge. Geo. C. Blakeley
Sheriff. T. J. Driver
Clerk A. M. Kelsay
Treasurer .". m. Micheu
, ,y (Frank Kincaid
Commissioners )A. 8. Blowers
Assessor. F. H. Wakeiield
Surveyor E. F. Sharp
Superintendent of Public Schools. . .Troy Shelley
uoroner ju.i
OUR NEW SENATOR.
The long agony ia over, the legislature
has adjourned, and ex-Secretary of
State George W.. McBride ia elected
United Statea senator to succeed Hon.
J. N. Dolph. . The choice does not meet
with general approval, but we believe
that that fact ia due to the surprise
occasioned by the election of McBride,
who was a horse so dark that he bad
not been considered by the public. If
Mr. ilcBride's physical condition per
mits, he will prove an energetic senator,
We eive below a brief sketch of. the
new senator, taken from the Oregonian
of yesterday :
"George Washington McBride is a na
tive son of Oregon, having been born in
Yamhill county in 1854. He is a son of
Dr. .lames McBride, who was well
known as one of tbe earliest and sturdi
est pioneers of thia state. Mr. Mc
Bride waa educated in the common
schools and at Willamette university,
Salem, and the Christian college (now
the state normal echool) at Monmouth.
In 1867 his parents left Yamhill county
and located at St. Helens, Columbia
county, which place he has made his
home ever since. Id 1882 he was elected
to the Oregon house of representatives,
and was subsequently chosen epeaker of
that body. In 1886 Mr. McBride was
nominated by the republicans for secre
tary of state, and was elected. His pop
ularity is attested by the fact that the
two principal nominees on the ticket
with him governor and treasurer were
deleated. Mr. McBride performed the
duties of his office so satisfactorily that
. he was re-nominated by acclamation in
.1890, and re-elected by a handsome iw
;jority. He served out the full term and
retired the first of the present year to
; give way to his successor.
. Mr. McBride - comes from an old and
-very well-known Oregon family.- He
has several brothers, who have achieved
. Heading positions in the law and in med-
. lcme. une Droiner is J uage l . a. iuc-
Bride of the fifth judicial district. An
other brother is John E. McBride, for
merly congressman from this state, and
now a prominent lawyer, of Spokane.
A third, Dr. McBride, is a leading phy
sician in Wisconsin. "
it was Mr. Mceride's early purpose
to become a lawyer, and with that end
in view, after leaving school, he entered
the law office of Judge J. C. Moreland of
this city. He remained three years
but during a great part of the time he
suffered much from bad health and did
not make the progress be desired. Mr,
McBride did not, however, give up his
design until his physical condition ren
dered it absolutely necessary. He then
engaged in mercantile pursuits in Col
umbia county, where be had large
property interests. During much of the
time he was secretary of state Mr. Mc
Bride battled with physical weakness,
but his will is strong, and he was able
to be almost constantly at his post of
' duty and personally to administer tbe
manifold duties of the office. It is well
L- nlum that Ika ssffinA nf oAAVAtn...
state has never been conducted more
satisfactorily to the people than during
Mr. McBride' s two terms. . Recently he
made a journey to New York for the
purpose so it was stated at the time
ot placing himself in the hands of emi
nent pnysicians, it appears with very
satisfactory results.
- M McBride ia often called an "Ore
gon boy." With the exception of two
yeara spent in San Francisco, he haa al
ways lived in Oregon. Personally be
possesses a charming address, which haa
doubtless had much to do with his po-
iir.lPnl BlinOPQQ M MnK-ln ia nstt
married. ,
them or suffer punitive damages should
they kill, ia few' dozen citizens through
gross negligence concerning these defec
tive portions of their roads.
' The" railroads have need of the com
missions the public has not. What the
people want, and what, if they will do
their duty as citizens, they will have
two yeara from now, is a maximum rate
law, both as to passengers and freight.
This is a republican government, and it
needs no useless commissions to stand
between the laws and the people. Let
the railroad companies be' given a fair
maximum rate bill and then make them
obey it. That is all the people need,
and it won't cost a cent for commission
ers either. '
Since the above waa in type, we are
told by Mr. Maya, who has just returned
from Salem, that the $20,000 for the
railroad commissioners was put back in
the appropriation bill, and is a part of
it aa passed.
AN ECONOMIC REVOLUTION
A MAXIMUM RATE BILL.
The 20,000 item in the appropriation
bill waa cut out of that document before
; it passed, so that although the railroad
commission was not abolished, no money
was provided for paying its members.
The position Is a fat one, and it is quite
probable the old commissioners will un
dertake to bold over and get paid by
the next legislature. This would be a
dangerous thing for them to attempt, as
the chances will be largely against them
getting money. There ia nothing to
a. 4i 1 1 .1 : .
and taking their pay from the railroad
companies. .? We believe the t latter
would willingly , pay : their . salaries for
the protection and , benefit they derive
from the boards rA. rotten bridgea de
cayed trestle, or a dangerous . embank
ment or cut are all right as long as the
commissioners pronounce them so; and
the roads cannot be compelled to fix
Very few people realize, saya the
Eugene Register, how (treat has been tbe
fall in price of tbe necessities of life dur
ing the last twenty, or even during the
last 10, years. A t the present rate of
human progress, the luxuries of today
are apt to become- the necessities of to
morrow and so the saving affected on
one side merely supplies the means for
new expenditure on another. But in
dealing with the great transaction of in
ternational commerce it ia impossible to
overlook the enormous shrinkage that
haa taken plane in the value of the staple
products of the labor of man, side by
side with a steady increase of the rates
which are paid for that labor. Tbe ex
ports and imports of the United King
dom of Great Britain and Ireland fur
nish, perhaps, the most accurate stand
ard that ' could be selected ot tne course
of prices of these staples. There has
been no fluctuating tariff to affect values,
and no irregularity either in the mone
tary system or the conditions of exchange
to render them uncertain.' V
When we find that in 1874 England
paid $155,000,000 for 47,000,000 hundred
weights of foreign wheat and flour, and
that last year 89,000,000 hundredweights
costs her only $133,000,000, we get a real
izing sense of more than the significance
ot cheap bread. For there id in such
figures the sign and the measure of a
social revolution whose progress has
been none the less momentous because it
has been peaceful. To go back only 10
years ago, $50,000,000 buys 25,000,000
pounds of tea more than it would have
done in England in 1884, and 14,000,000
hundredweights of refined sugar can be
imported 'for the price paid in 1884 for
little more than 10,000,000. In ten years
the quantity of dead meat imported into
the United Kingdom has nearly doubled,
while its declared value has increased
barely 50 per cent.
The cheapening of articles of food has
been no more remarkable than that of
the raw material of manufacture. In
1874, 14,000,000 hundredweights of raw
cotton are valued among British imports
at $255,000,000, while last year 16,000,000
hundredweights count for only $165,000,-
000. The imports of wool were 180,000,-
000 pounds more last year than tbev
were in 1884, but they cost $6,600,000
less than they did then. Of course, the
value of tbe manufactured product bears
the impress of the decreased value of tbe
raw material. Great .Britain received
$25,000,000 less for the cotton fabrics she
shipped last year than she did for those
exported in 1874. but she, nevertheless,
sent out 1,700,000,000 yards more. For
less than 2,500,000 tons of iron and steel
manufactures exported in 1874 tbe price
was $155,900,000 ; for considerably more
than 2,500,000 tons exported last year
the price was about $73,000,000. These
are some of the data which will go to
the making of one of the most remarka
ble chapters' in the history of this cen
tury tbe still incomplete economic
revolution to' which the concluding
quarter of it will have been a witness,
; VA . TELL TALE REPORT.
The following ia the report of the gov
ernment statistician for the months of
January and February, and it tells an
eloquent story of the hard timej. In
live' stock-alone the decrease in values
from the same months in 1894 is equal
to one-fifth of all the gold, silver, and
paper money ia circulation in this coun
try:, " . . " ,
The estimates of farm animals for
January, 1895, show a. decrease in the
number of horses as compared with Jan
1894, of 187,821, or 1.17 percent,' a de
crease in mules of 19,123, or .0.81 per
cent; an increase in milch cows of 17,-
229, or 0.10 per cent ; a decrease in oxen
and other cattle, of 2,243,952, or 6.13 per
cent; a decrease in number of sheep of
2,753,953, or 6.11 per cent; a decrease in
the number of swine of 1,040,782, or 2.30
per cent. In value per capita horses
have declined 24.1 per cent; mules 23.5
per cent; milch cows have increased
about 1 per cent ; oxen and other cattle
have lost in . value 4.1 per cent ; sheep
have declined 20.2 per cent, and 6wine
16.9 per cent. The decline in tbe farm
prices of horses is very general through
out the country, tbe exceptions being in
the mountain and Pacific States and
Massachusetts. The range of prices is
from $15.37 per head in New Mexico to
$81.21 in Rhode Island. The average
value of milch cows has increased from
$21.77 in 1894 to $21.97 for this year.
The average values per capita of ani
mals, as estimated, are as follows:
Horses, $36.29; mules, $47.55; milch
cows, $21,97; oxen and other cattle,
$14.06; sheep, $1.58; hogs, $4.97. Total
value of live stock on farms is $1,819,-
446,306, a decrease of $351,370,448 from
the total value of 1894.
N. R. PACKARD'S CASE.
A. lew days since, commenting on a
telegram stating that N. R. Packard bad
been arrested in California charged with
falsifying the county records or some
thing of that kind, we stated that Mr.
Packard waa at one time county, clerk
here, and that he left here with serious
charges hanging over him. Such .was
the statement made to us, as, of course,
we know nothing personally of the mat
ter, as it was long before our time here.
However, we have examined into tbe
matter, and fail to find anything more
than the statement that there was con
siderable talk concerning Mr. Packard's
management of the office. If he com
mitted any offense, here there is nothing
to show that fact, as he was never ar
rested, or as far as we can learn even
publicly charged with anything wrong.
We make this statement for the reason
chat the article in question has been
copied in some of the California papers
and' may work an injustice to Mr. Pack
ard. We do not believe in kicking a
man because be is down,' and if Mr.
Packard is in trouble in California.be
haa enough to contend with without a
gratuitous kick from ns. -
The , returns as to the amount of your
income, provided you have any over
$3,5Q0 per year, will have to be made on
or before April 15th. The time first
fixed was March 1st, but as tbe blanks
were not issued in time, tbe date was
put off six weeks. v
Tbe populists were not in it Sunday.
The sun shone down from a cloudless
sky upon the glad spring day, which re
publicans and democrats can claim as
their own. The legislature had ad
journed, and the pledges of economy
and reform, of lopped off railroad and
other commissions, had not been kept.
In consequence there was a disgruntled
feeling in tbe republican camp, which
awakened the tenderest sympathies of
tbe democrats, who know bow it is
themselves, and who in turn await the
adjourning of the natioual legislature
that they elected, and that was "full ot
promise." Membersjof the two old par
ties in Oregon have at last a common
ground upon which they can meet and
mingle their tears.- Violated pledge!
and broken promises are becoming
property in common.
Professor and Stadent Sot Sufficiently
Orthodox. .
Oakland, Calif., 23. Charles W.
Wood worth, professor of entomology at
the state university, and W. . C. Max
well, a student of the same place, have
been expelled from, the First Baptist
church of Berkeley on charges of hetero
doxy, preferred against them by the
Rev. W. C. .Learned and the deacons of
the church.. Professor Woodworth was
superintendent of the Sunday school at
the church, and Maxwell waa a member
of the sane church. Some time ago
Maxwell began to express opinions in
religious circles that were regarded by
church members as heterodox in their
nature. The young dissenter was
brought be lore the pastor and deacons,
and made to answer to the charge of
heresy. Maxwell refused to recant, and
Professor "Woodworth upheld him, ex
pressing tbe same beliefs. He published
a circular giving his views, the main
point of which was that baptism is not
a prerequisite to church membership,
nor to the Lord's supper. Then both
offenders were expelled.
A Deposit la New York.
New York, Feb. 23. The Morgan-
Belmont syndicate deposited $300,000 at
the subtreasury today, and askad for a
receipt without stating whether the gold
was a payment on account of the bonds
or not.
There is ranch excitement in Wall
street over the allotment of bonds. It
is said small investors and savings
banks will be given the preference.
The syndicate was' announced tbat
the total subscription to the new 4 per
cent loan in the United States amounts
to $200,000,000.
four Big Successes..
Having the needed merit to more than
made good all the advertising claimed
for them, the following four remedies
have reached a phenominal sale. Dr.
King's New Discovery, for consumption
Coughs and Colds, each bottle guaranteed
Electric Bitters, tbe great remedy for
Liver, Stomach and Kidneys. Buck
len's Arnica Salve, the best in tbe world
and Dr. King's New . Life Pills, which
are a perlect pill. All these remedies
are guaranteed to do just what is claimed
for them and tbe dealer whose name is
attached herewith will be glad to tell
you more of them. Sold by the Snipes-
Kinersly Drug Co.
It is confidently asserted by those who
claim to be best informed that Dolph
will be elected today. Ihe claim is
based on the alleged statement of some
of the bohers that they would vote fo:
Dolph, rather than leave the office
vacant. Ere anotner issue of this paper
that question will be decided, yet we
must confess that the situation does not
seem hopeful of such a result. We be
lieve it will be either a dark horse, or
failure to elect. '
This is tbe last day of the legislative
session, which will close in compliance
with the joint resolution, at midnight,
While the bitter senatorial contest has
tended to interfere with the regular bus
iness of the legislature, yet considerable
work has been done. Just what bene
ficial legislation has been bad, it ia im
possible to say until the legislature ad
journs and the list can be examined.
How's This!
We-offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of Catarrh than cannot be
cured bv Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. O.
We, the undersigned have known F,
Cheney for the last 15 years, and be
lieve him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions aqd financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, O.
Walding, Ktnnan & Marvin, Whole
Sa. Druggists, Toledo, G.
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the systenV Testi
monials sent free.' Price 75c. per bottle,
Sold by all druggists.
Gold for the Bonds.
Washington, Feb. 23. Up to and in
cluding today the treasury department,
baa received $29,675,708 in gold on de
posit on account of the Belmont-Morgan
bond purckase; It has issued $28,422,774
in certificates for the same, and has car
ried to the gold reserve $29,339,289. The
treasury interest payments on account of
recent bond issues, and the gold bond
issues up to date, aggregate this fiscal
year $23,000,000, or about 11 per cent of
the total receipts of tbe government for
the fiscal year to date.
A Secret.
If all the ladies knew the simple secret
that a bad complexion is .due to a dis
ordered liver, there would be fewer sal
low faces and blotchy skins.'. This im
portant organ must be kept active and.
healthy to insure a clear and rosy color.
Dr. J. A. McLean's Liver & Kidney
Balm as a purifier, beats all tbe creams
and lotions in existence ' and will pro
duce a more permanent effect.. Removes
bad taste in the mouth, offensive.breath,
yellow tinge in the skin, wind on the
stomach and that dull,', billions feeling
which so surely indicates the torpid
liver. Price $1.00 per bottle. Snipes-
Kinersly Drug Co. v
Judges Appointed.
Washington, Feb. 24. The president
today nominated Olin Wellborn, of
California, to be United States district
judge for the Southern district of Cali
fornia, and John W. Shpwalter, of Eli'
nois, to be United States circuit judge of
the seventh judicial district.
Marvelous results.
From a letter written by Rev. J. Gun
derman, of Dimondale, Mich., we are
permitted to make this extract: "I have
no hesitation in recommending Dr.
King's New Discovery, as the results
were almost marvelous in the case of my
wife. While I was pastor of the Baptist
Church at Rivers junction she was
brought down with Pneumonia succeed
ing La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms of
coughing would last hours with little in
terruption and it seemed as if she could
not survive them. A friend recom
mended Dr. Kingis New Discovery ; it
was quick in its work and highly satis
factory n results." Trial bottles free at
Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co's Store. Reg
ular size 50c. and $1.00. :
Insurgents Buooessful.
London, Feb. 25. A Bombay dispatch
says: Insurgent Bedouina have cap
tured the greater portion of the city of
Muscat. The sultan fled from the palace,
but succeeded subsequently in, retaking
the eastern portion of the town. ' The
results of the fighting are still uncertain.-
nOTHERS
and those about to
become mothers,
should know that
Dr. Pierce's Fa
vorite Prescription
robs childbirth of
its torture, terrors
and dangers to
both mother and
child, by aiding-Nature in preparing the
system for parturition. : Thereby "labor"
and also .the period of confinement are
greatly shortened. It also promotes an
abundant secretion of nourishment for
the child. During pregnancy, it pre
vents "morning sickness" and those
distressing nervous .. symptoms from
-which so .many suffer.
Tanks, Cottle Co., Texas.
Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. : ;-
Dear Sirl took your f avorite re-
scription " previous to confinement, ana
never did so well in my life. It is only
two weeks since my confinement and I am
able to do my work. I feel stronger than I
ever did in six weeks before.
Yours truly,
. Recently" the Albany Democrat men
tioned the 60th anniversary of Mr. and
Mrs. Robert Palmer, aged 83 and 81, of
La Grande. ' The Lebanon Express com
pletely capsizes this record. It says:
Lebanon can beat this record by consid
erable in tbe persons of Mr. and Mrs. D.
Peebler. The respective ages of Mr.
and Mrs Peebler are 92 and 90 years.
They have been married sixty-eight
years and have sixty grand children and
eighty-five great grand children. Both
urandpa and trrandma .reeoier are
bright in mind and active in body for
their ages. Grandoa Peebler walks up
town ten blocks from his home and back
quite often.
Many stubborn and aggravating cases
of rheumatism that were believed td 'be
incurable and accepted as life legacies,
have yielded to Chamberlain's Pain
Balm, much to the surprise and gratifi
cation of the sufferers. One application
will relieve the pain and suffering and
its continued use insures an effectual
cure. For sale by Blakeley Houghton
Druggists.
Count Tolstoi the Author.
Berlin, Feb. 25. A telegram from St.
Petersburg says it is reported there that
Count Tolstoi, the noted Russian novel
ist and reformer, is the author of a
liberal manifefto recently issued against
tbe czar's declaration that he would up
hold an autocracy as ardently as his late
father.
Consul Resigns.
Washington, Feb. 25. The secretary
of state has received the resignation of
Charles S. Haseltine, of Michigan, as
United States consul at Milan.
KNIGHTS OF THE MACCABEES
v OF THE WORLD!
The Deputy Supreme Comman
der Expresses His Gratitude.
Committed Sntelde.
Victoria, Feb. 22. The body of Gar
vin Andrews, a well-known blacksmith,
was found last night in his room, a
razor at hand indicating suicide.' The
cause is unknown.
Amaurosis Cored by Dr. miles' Nervine
Deputy Supreme Commander's Office
Knights of the Maccabees of tbe World.
Emporium, l'a,v Dec 15, 1893. .
Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.:
Gentlemen; I feel very grateful to you
and your valuable medicine Dr. Miles' Ke
storatlve Nervine. My little daughter, Hajn
was almost blind from loss of power In She
optic nerve. Her eyes looked perfectly nat
ural, but there was a gradual failure of sight
nntil on some days she could hardly tell day
light from darkness. We bad several pre
scriptions from oculists and tried several
remedies, but without success. We happened
to see in a paper accounts of what Dr. Miles
nervine had done for others, and I purchased .
a bottle one day of Dr. Lamb. To our great '
jiu; 11 reawjreu ner eyesignr. i pougns two
uutuies more ana tney maa
can and w.
t.tiAV tnnrlA a final furA-
Thanking you for what It has done for us, I
111 recommend It to others.
Yours with eratitude.
GCO. DlCKIHSOH.
. THKEE MONTHS LATER.
BILIXVLNO THB CURB PERMANENT HB WAMTS
EVERYBODY TO KNOW XT.
Emporium, March 20, ISM. -Dr.
Miles Medical Co.:
Gentlemen : What we wrote you last De
cember about our daughter's eyes, still holds
food, and we believe the cure permanent,
lease publish this for the benefit of others.
I hope your valuable medicines will reach
the afflicted In every home and hamlet ud
nation on earth. Thankfully yours.
Geo. Dickinsow.
Dr. Miles Nervine Is sold on a positive
guarantee that the first bottle will DeneflU
All druggists sell It at $1,6 bottles for $5, or
It will tie sent, prepaid, on receipt of price)
by the Dr. Miles Medical Oo Elkhart, lad.
- Wants It Blade Public.
London, Feb. 22. Sir John Lubbock
has announced bis intention of asking
the government to publish correspond'
ence respecting the matter of a colonial
copyright.
Exposure to rough weather, dampness
extreme cold, etc., is apt to bring on an
attack . of rheumatism or neuralgia
chapped hands and face, cracked lips
and violent itching of tbe skin also owe
their origin to cold weather. . Dr. Mc
Lean's Volcanic Oil Liniment should be
kept on hand at all times for immediate
application when troubles of thia nature
appear. It is a sovereign remedy. 25c,
50c and $1.00 per bottle.
Appointed a Lieutenant.
London, Feb. 22. Winston Churchill
eldest son of the late Lord Randolph
Churchill, has just been appointed
lieutenant in tbe Fourth hussars.
Symptoms of kidney troubles should
be promptly attended to ; they - are
nature's, warnings that something is
wrong. Many persons die victims of
kidney diseases who could have been
saved had they taken proper precautions.
The prompt use of Dr. J. H. McLean's
Liver & Kidney Balm has saved thous
ands of valuable lives. If you have any
derangement of the ' kidneys . try it
Price $1.00 per bottle. Sold by Snipes
& Kinersly, druggists..
I guess my bat's my own ! I paid for
it," snapped the young woman at the
matinee, turning round and addressing
the two men who were making audible
remarks about her towering bead-dress
"and I paid for my seat, too." "But
you didn't pay for all the space between
your seat and the-, ceiling, my dear
young lady," mildly observed the elder
of the two men. Chicago Tribune,
O.
Co.,
W. 0. Hardman, Sheriff of Tyler
W. Va., appreciates a good thing
aud does not hesitate to Bay so. H6 was
almost prostrated with a cold when ' he
procured a bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. He says: "It gave me
prompt relief. I find it to be an inval
uable remedy for coughs and colds."
For Bale by Blakeley & Houghton, Drug
gists. - '
'My furnace," said tbe man who
keeps house, "Is out of sight." "So is
mine," replied another; "outoi antnra
cite." Washington Star. .
A" MOTHER'S EXPERIENCE.
South Bend, Pacific Co., Wash.
Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.: -
Dear Sir l began talcing your "favor
ite Prescription " the. first month of preg
nancy, :ana nave :con
tinued taking it since
confinement. I did not
nxnerience the -nausea
or any of the ailments
due to pregnancy, lira
be ran tannr your
Prescription." I was
onlv ia labor a short,
time, and the physician'
said I got along un
usually well.
We think it saved me
a irrrat deal nf snfferine.
etc at deal with, leucorrhea also, and it has
Yours truly,
Mas. W. C BAKER.
Mas. Bases..
;I was troubled a
Mrs. Emily Thorne, who resides at
Toledo, Washington, says she has never
been able to procure any medicine for
rheumatism that relieves the pain so
quickly and effectually as Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and that she has also used it
for a lame back -with great success
For sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug
gists. '
Winks Did Mckick have much to say
on tbe subject of ' railroad monopoly
while you were there? -Minks Well
no. You see, just after I called, a cart-
man drove up with a box for him. The
railroad freight on it for 100 miles was a
quarter, tbe cartman's charges for haul
ing it six blocks was So cents. New
York Weekly: " '
Bucklen'a Arwca Helve.
The beat salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
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Dr. Miles' Nervine
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"Daubs is as mad as hops about his
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"Wasn't it noticed?" "Yes, took a
prize." - "What's he mad about, then?'r
"Well, it. was a picture of cows, and it
was awarded the prize for the best pic
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Caller (inquiring of hotel clerk at 9 a.
m.) Is Mr. Jones up? Clerk Yts, sir.
Caller Is he down? .Clerk Yes, sir.
Caller Ah, thanks. I'll step into the
breakfast-room and see him. Washing
ton Star.
Tom Tramper Times an't what they
used to be. Pete Plodder You're right
there. Things has got so now thet yeh
can't git a night's lodgin' in a comferti
ble jail onless yeh rob a house, an' that's
too much Kke work. New York
Weekly. ,
Scribbler (in stationery and book
store) Have you the book, "One Thou
sand Jokes of the Ancients?" Clerk
No. Scribbler Then why do you keep
that sign : "Dealer in writers' Supplies,"
in the window. Brooklyn Life.
Parker Is there any life at all in your
office boy? Barker Any life? He's
out resting for a spurt. Wit 10 min
utes and you'll see him close the office.
Life. '
He I envy that man who sang the
tenor eolo. She Why, I thought he
had a very poor voice. lle So did I.
But just think of his nerve ! Life.
Mother Your penwiper has never
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need it. My new pants is black. Street
& Smith's Good News. . "
Reporter Here'B a story about a milk
famine. Editor Condense it. Phila
delphia Enquirer. ,
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