cm Mfi DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1895. STOPPED BY GRASSHOPPERS. A. Train In New York EronRht to a Stall d . still by the Insects. "The story is an old one about west ern railroad trains being stopped by grasshoppers during' a memorable in vasion of Kansas and other states by these insects," said a New York travel- ing man to a New York Sun reporter; '"and it was and is still looked upon in the east as a wild reach of the western . imagination. I believe no one had deeper doubt of it than myself. But I doubt no longer, for I wa s on a train the - other day right in our state of New York which was stopped by grasshopi- pers as effectually as the e'nginner with his airbrakes could have stopped it. "The railroad was the Chautauqua Lake railroad and the train was on its way between Mayville and Jamestown. All that region has had a most de structive visitation of grasshoppers this year, crops, foliage and even hay, cut and housed, having been absolutely eaten up clean by the ravenous insects. . This day the ' passengers on the train noticed that frequently it would grad ually slow up and come almost to a i standstill, but after awhile regain somewhat of its regular speed. At last, though, after slowing up and the engine working in a way that showed that the engineer was making his greatest effort to overcome whatever the obstacle was to the progress of the train, it came to a dead standstill. A trainman was hurrying through the car I was in and I asked him what was the matter. . "'Grasshoppers,' said he. 'We're stalled again by grasshoppers.' "Nobody believed him, of course, but I got out of the car and it wasn't long before I found that he was in earnest. ' Grasshoppers had effectually stopped the train. The rails behind us as far 'as anyone could see were two glisten ing lines of grease. As far as anyone could see ahead the railroad tracks were hidden by untold numbers grasshoppers. Men had to be sent ahead to sweep or shovel or scrape the insects off the rails. By dint of much sand and steam the train was at last got under way, but for nearlv two miles the advance guard of trainmen had to keep the train clear of grass hoppers immediately ahead of the locomotive wheels before we had passed out of the tremendous swarm of insects, fat to bursting on the crops of the Chautauqua region., and the train could go its way without danger of further stalling. I learned that the trains on that road had been unable to make anything like schedule time for several days and that no trip had been made on any train in that time on which it had not been stopped more than once by the crushing of grass hoppers on the rails." VARIETIES OF COURTSHIP The Antique, the FrogreB&ive and the Ephemera Chaperon Gives Some Interesting? Ob servations Upon the Workings of the Tender Passion in Yonng Girls of To-Day. WORDS AND MEANINGS CHANGE "Afflicted Belief Is Hardly Good English Nowadays. It is interesting to notice the change in the meaning and use of words that time brings. Just fifty years ago the "National Portrait Gallery of Distin guished Americans" was published in this city, says the Boston Globe In the account of Mrs. Washington we read that "when ladies called at the president's mansion the habit was for the secretaries and gentlemen of the . president's household to hand them to and from their carriages, but when the honored relicts of Greene and Mont gomery came to the' prcsidoliad, the president himself performed the com pliment himself. We do not call a widow "the afflicted relief nowadays; at least, when we mean to be respectful. But Mrs. Wash ington is spoken of in these terms two "several times m the portrait gallery Later on we find that Com. Macdon ough married a member "of a high ly respectable family;" nowadays we use that expression only when speak- ng of a criminal s family. Of Dr. Samuel Latham Mitchell's father this gallery remarks that he lived to see most of his children "repu tably settled in life;" and it seems to think it speaks well of him. In this age we might think that we spoke kind ly of a man, though not weU of him, if we said that. All the children of Col. Thomas Mar shall, of Virginia, "females as well as males, possessed superior intellectual endowments." Henry Clay's father, we learn, was a respectable clergyman an avis less rara in those days, we should have thought, than now; and even now we would hardly say that a i was respectable. LIBRARY. wi sL ty uiau VNEW Bookcases I n .of "You see," said the chaperon of quartette of lively girls at Long Branch, says the Chicago Inter Ocean. "there -are now three kinds of court ing the antique, the progressive and the ephemeral. Odd, isn't it, where the heart is concerned? Both the an tique and the ephemeral kind are found among the old girls and boys and the debutantes, while the progressive sort is confined mostly to those who have been in society a half dozen sea sons or less. "The antique is the kind which has for its password one life, one love. The ephemeral lends to the fancy of the hour without! further reflection. The progressive is one with which we have to deal in answering the query: 'Where are the old favorities, and why are the younger set so popular? "It is most natural that the matured bachelor and the rosebud should enjoy each other's society. This is epheme ral, no responsibility, no care; but the rosebud has a decided advantage over her courtly gallant; for, while she is becoming skillful in the use 'of Cupid's weapons, he is losing time and ground and some day will awaken to the truth that he is growing old, bald and ridic ulous. ".What does the young girl see in her old escort? Mostly attention, which is very flattering to her in her first ; season out. And the bachelor' what does he see in her? He is lonely. The women of his set have disappeared somewhere, and he is willing to buy candy, kiss lap dogs, do anything to be entertained and entertaining. In this capacity the bachelor is' a most useful member of society. He has even been known to walk around with grandmamma and to carry the mar ried sister's baby and luggage to the train. t "Progressive courtship is curious. When a young woman begins to enter tain serious . thoughts of her future, wnetner in choosing a profession, a business or a husband, she rises above driftwood and marks a tree that will shelter her. Her time, also, is a con sideration. She cannot waste years dallying with an old beau, a perennial. "These perennials are many of them good souls, nice for escorts, but not up to date enough for ideal husbands. So the marriageable women,' those who can preside with dignity over neat homes the belles, in short, of past seasons leave the ranks and form new ties. "When a- young woman becomes in different to parties, likes distant friends, protracted visits and can't be located, keep a sharp lookout among the marriage notices. The out-of-town men secure most of the home prizes. The only chanee for home bachelors is to emulate the example of the girls that is, to go out of town, too, where they are not known as everlastings. "Suppose, however, that they can not give up the old favorites; suppose that there is a great tugging at the heart when they think of losing them. In such cases, if the men value their happiness and wish to wager on their chances, they must become specialists in love and ply their skill increasingly as the summer season approaches, 'Good by, sweetheart!' if said idly, will be detected by no one more quickly than by the young lady herself, and the chance will be greatly in favor of that London, Philadelphia or Balti more man." The Xmperor Has Recovered. Berlin, Feb. 18. The emperoB has recovered from his indisposition. A I deputation of the agrarian league today! presented him with a memorial, asking a revision of grain tariffs in the interest of protection. In replying the agrarian deputation said the action of the govern ment would be directed towards foster ing interests concerning the welfare of the country Bonds to Be Printed. . Washington, Feb. 18. The govern ment has ordered the printing of the 4 per cent bonds called for by the Belmont-Morgan syndicate. It was said that the issue of bonds .would be en joined, but up to noon no injunction proceedings had been began in any of the courts here. "Will Not Interfere. Paeis. Feb. 18. The United States has refused to interfere in the case of a man named LeCornpte, who was forced to do military duty in France and who claimed American citizenship. It is learned he had only declared his inten tion to become a citizen. COMEDY BY THE SEA. The Forward Folk Garrulous Mother! The Conceited Dancer. It's good fun to sit apart and notice the people at swell summer hotels, though sometimes it's a little sad, too, says an eastern correspondent. The forward folk, who try to get ac quainted with each newcomer of pre tentious appearance, and who gets dropped as frequently as they are taken up, are amusing, as the newly rich, who fancy the ready road to elegance is gained by assuming a fierce haughti ness, the maintaining of which makes them as uncomfortable as it does their inferiors. The garrulous mothers who have to talk all day long about the charms and perfections of their daughters are pretty trying. Then there are the two or three lonely creatures who have drifted in somehow and are ontof their element. . 3 of the fact. mour Vthe concerts .earfully. men at ho Sd are quit" Jsv,e To Protect the Legations. London, Feb. 18. A Peking dispatch says that marines are arriving at various foreign legations for the purpose of pro tecting them. The Chinese are suspic ious of their presence, and trouble is feared. Poor Suffering Greatly. London, Feb. 18. Continued cold weather in London is causing much dis tress among the poor. A number - of committees have been formed and funds are being collected for their relief. Dividend Declared. Washington, Feb. 18. The comp troller of the currency has declared a dividend of 10 per cent in favor of the creditors of the Lynn County bank of Albany, Or. - Will Protect Foreigners. Hong Konq, Feb. 18. The British cruiser Mercury left here today for For mosa to protect foreigners against out rages which are being committed by the Chinese. Selling; at a Premium. London, Feb. 18. The proposed new American bonds touched Z per cent. on the stock exchange today. The clos ing quotation was 3 per cent. Silver Dollars Issued. Washington, Feb. 18. The issue of standard silver dollars for last week was $299,623. How's This! We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh than cannot be cared bv Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. O. We, the undersigned have known F. 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