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THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1895.
The Weekly Ghroniele
TUB DALLE9
OKEGON
Entered at the postoffice at The Dalles, Oregon,
as second-class man matter.
STATE OFFICIALS
ttovernox 8. Pennoyer
Secretary ol State H K Kiueuid
Treasurer Phillip Metschan
Bupt. of Public Instruction G. M. Irwin
Attorney-General C. M. Idleman
n . I J. N. Dolph
Senators j H Mitchell
(B. Hermann
juusraauuoi 1VV.R. Ellis
State Printer W. H. Leeds
COUNTY OFFICIALS.
County Judge Geo. C. Blakeley
Sheriff. T. J. Driver
Clerk A. M. Kelsay
Treasurer . " m. ancneu
, , (Frank Kincaid
lumiiumuucn )A. 8. BlOWerB
Assessor F. H. Wakefield
. JS. r. enarp
RnrrMrnr
Superintendent of Public Schools. . .Troy Shelley
Coroner W. H. Butts
CROOK COUNTY RAILROADS.
Mr. S. J. Newsome, in an article con
tributed by him to the Prineville Newa
In advocating a railroad in Crook county,
comments on an editorial on that sub
ject that appeared in this paper eome
time ago. Mr Newsome says :
Men generally see all the good or
barm that is in a thing according to the
wav it strikes the interests ol them
selves or the town in which they live,
and I am not surprised that our friend.
the editor of The Dalles Chronicle,
would oppoee the idea of Crook county
having a railroad. We have been ducks
for them for twenty-five years, paying
tribute on two toll roads, both in Wasco
county, being compelled to go that way
- and no otber to buy our supplies and
also to sell our beef and wool, but when
they can see a probability of our eman
cipation they would try and mane us oe
lieve we were etill in short clothes, and
might become wild and unmanageable
if we Bhould fail to travel 120 miles of
the worst road in the state, pay our two
tolls, leave all our small change with
tnem, etc.
We would -call the gentleman's atten
tion to the fact that we are not opposing
the idea of Crook county having a rail
road." Crook county can have just as
many railroads as she. wants or can get,
without any opposition either upon the
part of Wasco county, The Dalles, or the
newspapers of this city. We wish to
emphasize the fact that the whole busi
ness is none of our pie, and if Crook
county wants a railroad we sincerely
hope she may get it. We simply in
dorsed Mr. Williamson's statement, and
called attention to a similar case in
Nevada.
We have never been in Crook county,
consequently knew nothing of its prod
ucts, its soil, or its needs. We based
' our opinion upon the statements in the
.News, from which we judged the county
was principally given to stock-raising.
.If it contains valuable timber and other
i resources that require the shipment of
, large tonnage, of course a railroad is
necessary to its moving. If it is a slock
-country only, we are still firmly of the
-opinion a railroad would injure it.
In conclusion we will say that we do
not own the toll roads alluded to and
are not interested in the profits thereof,
and that Wasco county's treasury is not
filled to overflowing from the proceeds
of those roads either. They are both
private' enterprises, and Mr. Newsome
has our consent to pay the tolls or lick
tho toll collector if he feels that way ;
but that would not alter the facts con
cerning railroads in Crook county.
that heroic measures would have to be
adopted if the man was to be given a
chance for hia life. So they cut him
open for a foot or two, removed five feet
of the intestines and brought the ends
of what was left together, fastening
them with a Murphy button whatever
that is and the patient seems to be
doing as well as if his running gears had
not been touched. Now, if that was
President Garfield, or someone else
whose life was worth saving, the big-wig
physicians would cut and probe, and
eenerallv assist in getting the body
ready for the funeral.
A FLAT FAILURE.
Mr. Corbett'a dinner is liable to be
come historical as a failure. That Mr,
Corbett had a right to give a dinner to
the membera of the legislature, nobody
will deny ; and that Mr. Corbett's mo
tives were not evil, most will admit.
Mr. Corbett is an honorable gentleman,
with more brains than judgment, and
more hospitality than taste. That his
dinner was attended by only one-third
of the members of the legislature was
due, not to any dislike of Mr. Corbett,
not to any suspicion of bis having any
sinister designs upon the membera of
that body, but because, under the cir
cumstances, his invited guesta could
not put their feet under his mahogany,
or their vests outside of his wine, with
out making themselves liable to criti
cism, however undeserved. The public
could see no reason for Mr. Corbett's
dinner party, hence ascribed his hospi
tality to some motive, which, because
hidden, was believed to be evil.
The people of these days contrive to
do some thinking for themselves. They
have on many occasion noted the rela
tionship between wine suppers and leg
islation, and have learned that bills
passed by the influence of champagne
were generally in the interests of the par
ties who paid for the wine, instead of
the parties who elected the legislators.
Those who remained away from Mr.
Corbett's wine avoided the appearance
of evil, at least, and not only that, but
turning their attention to legislative
work, performed the duties for which
they were elected. Whatever Mr. Cor
bett's object was, the presence of but
twenty-six out of ninety invited guests
stamps it as a flat failure; or, to use the
society term so numerous since Ward
McAllister gave it the sanction of his
approval, a defunct "function."
Eecently a farmer in Indiana con
cluded to sell bis farm and move to
town. The buyer was found and the
price agreed upon, and the deed prop
erly drawn up, when an unexpected ob
stacle presented itself. The wife posi
tively refused to sign the deed. When
the lawyer who bad the matter in charge
began to argue the case with her, she
said she thought part of the money for
the farm should be given to her for her
own. When asken now mucn sne
thought she ought to have, she said, '.'I
think I ought to have at least $2." The
money was given her and she signed the
deed with the remark that that was the
first money she ever had in her life to
do as she pleased with. The balance,
$35,998, was paid to the husbadd and
pocketed by him. This would be funny
if it were not ao pathetic, for the inci
dent ia supported by' evidence that
shows it to be an actual occurrence.
We do not feel like adding a moral of
any kind, for the story carries its own
moral' Baker City Democrat.
There seems but little hope of electing
Dolph to succeed himself in the United
States senate. Important as it ia that
he should succeed himself it is. yet
more important that Oregon have two
senators. The republican party is larger
than any man, its interests of more im
portance than the election or defeat of
any one man for any omse. When it
becomes evident that Dolph cannot e
elected, (and we think that time has
arrived) an earnest effort should be made
to find some man on whom all parties
can agree. The interest of the national
party require that Oregon should have
her two senators, and the interest of the
party in thia state demand that some
mutual ground can be found upon which
all factions of the party may meet.. We
still believe aa we have always believed,
that Dolph should be returned to the
senate, but if this cannot be done, some
one else should be selected.
La Gaacogne ia Safe. j
Fibe Island, Feb. 11. 4:15 p. m.
There are three steamers off Forge life
saving station. " One is a French steamer
moving slowly. Will not reach Fire
Island for two hours.
The observer here, while he cannot
say definitely, thinks the French steam
er reported on the iorge lifesaving
station is La Gascogne.
The French steamer has two masts and
two red etacks with black tops. This
answers the description of the La Gas
cogne. She is now off Smith's Point
and moving very slowly. She has sig
nals out. -but they cannot be read.,
Two steamers are now south of Fire
Island. One looks like an Anchor liner,
and the other is a tank. -
5:30 p. m. The steamer La Gaecogne
is south of Fire Island.
S'l tfo Un IimiLuhIT CAKS.
An
Useless
OFFER TO SETTLE.
DON'T CALL NAMES.
The Moro Observer this week jumped
on to Mr. Coon, member of the legisla
ture from this and Sherman county, an-1
called him all sorts of names. This may
. relieve the mind of the editor, but is
certainly not a course calculated to con
ciliate Mr. Coon or change his opinions,
and besides it ia hardly proper to im
pugn a man's motives because he has
opinions that do not coincide with yours.
If it is proper to call a man a dirty scrub
because he believes in the free coinage of
silver, it is just as appropriate for the
other fellow to call his assailant a liar
and a thief.
A case of deep interest to all fraternal
beneficial orders baa recently been de
cided in Philadelphia. It appears that
Joseph E. Arthars joined the order Feb'
ruary 28, 1879, as a charter member of
Reliance Lodge. A. O. IT. W., and des
ignated his mother, Mary Arthars, as
his beneficiary. On the 3d of October,
1886, Arthars married, but made no
change in the certificate, In September,
1887, his mother died, and on April 16,
1889, Arthars also died, leaving hia cer
tificate as originally issued. Immedi
ately after his death an administrator
was raised upon his mother's estate by
hia two married sisters who claimed the
$2,000 due by. the A. O. U. W., as heirs
of Mary Arthars. The widow filed a
claim in her own behalf, aa the only
legal heir to the $2,000. Judge Arnold
in his decision, holds the mother's in
terest in the beneficiary ceased at her
death, and directed judgment for the
widow for the full amount. . We believe
these points have been settled before,
but it is well to call attention to these
decisions occasionally so that the mem
bers will see the necessity of changing
the name of the beneficiary when occa
aion requires it. Frater.
The defeat of the Reilly funding bill,
which proposed to give the Union and
Central Pacific Railroad Companies for
ever and some time after in which to
settle with the government, or rather to
give them 50 years in which they might
make np their minds whether they
would pay or not, has Bet the directors
of those roads thinking to some purpose,
They owe the government in round num
bers" $64,000,000 principal and $75,000,000
interest. The defeat of the Reilly bill
has caused a sudden discovery among
the bosses, who a few days ago were de
claring their bankruptcy their inability
to pay more than one per cent a year of
the principal that they can dig up and
pay over to the government $64,000,000
cash, if it will release its claim on the
road.
There is reason in this sudden offer to
pay. Should the government conclude
to foreclose and then operate the road,
it would hurt all the others, and espec
ially injure the Southern Pacific, which
was built with the stealings from the
Central Pacific, and which belongs to
Crocker, Huntington et al. If the gov
ernment has the honesty and backbone
to stand up to these people and say
"Either pay your entire debt, or we
will take charge of the road and operate
it," the Pacific railroad question will be
settled. The companies will pay before
they will allow the government to own
and operate a road in the interests of the
people.
Besides this, under the laws of Cali
fornia, where the Central Pacific was in
corporated, the government can collect
its debt from Huntington, Crocker, Stan
ford and that gang in 1911, at which
time the corporation terminates.
CORPORATION GRATITUDE.
The doctors who took charge of the
Italian who shot a fellow countryman at
Portland last week, and then fired two
shots into his own stomach, have done
some very neat work on him. An ex
amination disclosed that the intestines
were perforated in several places, and
The Southern Pacific Railroad Com
pany, during trie strike at sacramento,
was protected by the United States
troops. As the troops were scattered
along the line, there were some who in
the demands upon their time, had no
time to cook their rations. They were
invited by Superintendent Willis to eat
at the company's restaurants. When
the strike waa settled, the' company pre
sented a bill to the government amount
ing to some $3,000 for the meals eaten
as aforesaid. The government haying
supplied the men rations, refused to pay
the bill, and now the railroad company
is taking steps to collect it from the sol
diers, and Lieut. Gorin has been de
tailed to investigate the matter, and if
it is found that the men ate the meals,
he is ordered to keep it out of their com
pany funds.
The boys in blue will no doubt take a
deep interest in protecting more railroad
property should another strike occur.
Now that it has been demonstrated
that Senator Dolph cannot be re-elected,
it .ought not to be difficult for the repub
licans to unite upon some man. of sound
views on finance, some capable man who
is not an extremist like Mr. Dolph, nor
a man of wild theories like Pennoyer.
There are plenty of broadminded repub
licans in this state who would serve the
state with ability and to the satisfaction
of all, and it begins to appear that such
a man must be selected if the deadlock
is to be broken. Albany Herald.
Charges of Violations of Civil Service
Laws Investigated.
.Washington, Feb. 1L Tho civil
service commission has completed an in
vestigation of the San Francisco custom
house. The report has "not been made
public, but it is understood to sustain
the charges of partisan removals and
other violations of the civil service law.
Complaints of this character were filed
at the bureau, Collector Wise denied
them. Several other offices in that
neighborhood have also been investi
gated by the committee.
Jadgements Against the Stockholders.
Chicago, Feb. 11. Judgements by de
fault, aggregating $226,744, were entered
today against the stockholders of the de
funct Columbia National bank, which
has-failed to pay the 75 per cent assess
ment levied to entitle the receiver of the
bank to pay out the money due the de
positors. .
Mo Hope of Finding the Fair Will.
San Francisco, Feb. 11. The execu
tors of Millionaire Fair's will have given
up hope of finding the stolen instrument
and have asked the court to admit it to
probate through a copy. If the contest
of the will is begun, the first battle will
be over the probate of this copy.'
President Cleveland has notified con
gress of the completion of arrangements
for another bond issue, amounting to
$62,400,000. It is a good many years
since Tacitus made the asseition that
"A treasury emptied by extravagance
could only be refilled by crime," and
that remark is aa true now as it was
when made. The saddling of an interest
bearing debt, payable in gold, upon this
country in time of profound peace is
scarcely short of a crime.
It was certainly a pecular combination
when X. N. Steeves, who is convicted of
manslaughter, appeared in conrt at
Portland one day this week to look after
the interests of a client- - Is there any
other country on earth where a convicted
criminal could appear in court as an
attorney and that too in the court
before which he was convicted and
which is liable to be called upon to send
him to the penitentiary at any moment.
The railroad commissioners will prob
ably hang on to their job, and if so a lot
of legislators ought to be hung along side
of them, making one job of the whole
business. The spectacle is one to cause
nothing but contempt for politics and
politicians of all parties and degrees.
Every man in the legislature except the
hold-oyer senators, was elected on a
platform pledging him to abolish the
railroad commission. Will it be done?
In Illinois the legislature is wrestling
with a bill to prevent the ladiea of the
audience wearing high hats, and the
ladies of the stage wearing tights. One
law is the corollary of the other, for of
what use could the latter law be without
the former.
W ( ! IN
ASSIST NATURE
a little now and then
in removing: offend
ing matter from the
stomach and bowels
and you thereby
avoid a multitude
of distressing: de
rangements and dis
eases, and will have
less frequent need
of your doctor's
service.
Of all known
agents for this pur
pose, Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets are
the best. Once
used, they are al
ways in favor
Their secondary ef
fect is to keep the
bowels open and
regular, not to fur
ther constipate, as
is the case with
Other pills. Hence, their great popularity
xri,f. eiiAnMra Ann TiiTin-i1 oiie,, nation
piles and their attendant discomfort and
manifold derangements. The "Pellets"
are purely vegetable and perfectly harmless
in any condition of the system. No care is
required while using them; they do not
interfere with the diet,, habits or occupa
tion, and produce no pain, griping or shock
to the system. They act in a mild, easy and
natural way and there is no reaction after
ward. Their help lasts.
The Pellets cure biliousness, sick and
bilious headache, dizziness, costiveness, or
constipation, sour stomach, loss of appetite,
coated tongue, indigestion, or dyspepsia,
windy belchings, "heartburn," pain and
distress after eating, and kindred derange
ments of the liver, stomach and bowels.
In proof of their superior excellence, it can
be truthfully said, that they are always
adopted as a household remedy after the
first trial. Put up in sealed, glass vials.
therefore always fresh and reliable. One
little relief is a laxative, two are mildy
cathartic. As a "dinner pill," to promote
digestion, or to relieve distress from over
eating, take one after dinner. Thev are
tiny, sugar-coated granules; any child will
readily take tnem.
Accept no substitute that may be recom
mended to be "just as good." It may be
better for the dealer, because of paying him
a better proht, but He is not the one who
needs help.
The Ranier Review, which made its
first appearance last Friday, ia the last
candidate for pubiic favor in Oregon.
It is published, as its name indicates, at
Ranier, a few miles below St. Helens,
and is filled with interesting matter
concerning that section.
Free silver and Thomas Paine are the
two subjects just now causing the Ore
gonian a great deal of worry. It seems
plansible at least that the free silver
caused the Paine.
If your bens are not attending to busi
ness as they ought, take their barley or
wheat and pour warm water over it and
set it where it will keep sufficiently
warm to sprout the grain or make it fer
ment a little, This will act aa a tonic
on the hen8 and make them lay so you
can't stop them, Bran mash is good
also. Eggs are worth money now and
business is business. Lake View Exam
iner. O. W. O. Hardman, Sheriff of Tyler
Co., W. Va., appreciates a good thing
and does not hesitate to say so. He was
almost prostrated with a cold when he
procured a bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. He says: "It gave me
prompt relief. I find it to be an inval
uable remedy (for coughs and colds."
For sale by Blakeley & Houghton, Drug
gists. He I'm sure I don' know what to say
to him. She Just say, "Mr. Norris, I
want to marry your daughter," and
then papa will say the rest. Life.
The bicyclists of Klamath Falls seem
to have caught on to the Lakeview fad
of riding on the snow, as the Star re
ports that it is all the rage now. The
Lakeview boys continue to spin along
the smooth track, and take great delight
in making sleighs turn out in the deep
snow.
"I offer thee," exclaimed the prince
in the Btory, "my crown. Wilt Bhare it
with me?" The beautiful maiden smil
ed. "Sure thing," she answered.
"Why sbonldn't 17 They are wearing
men'style's in everthing." Town Top
ics. Deacon Grabhard Rev. Du Goode
says he doesn't believe in raising money
by church fairs, suppers, concerts, and
lotteries. Deacon Pinch penni Hum !
He's altogether too conscientious for a
minister. New York Weekly.
Authority Thinks They Are
and Slionld Be Abolished.
When the first primitive railway was
built in this country, says the Railway
Age, somebody thoug-ht it would be
cheaper and handier to attach steps so
that passengers could get on or off
whenever the train might accommodat
ingly stop, without the trouble of
drawing up to a platform, and the fash
ion once started has been followed un
til now there are in the United States
not far from-thirty-five thousand cars,
passenger, baggage, mail and express,
which are dragging around four
times as many one hundred and forty
thousand sets of steps that are costly
to build and maintain, are a constant
source of danger, discomfort and delay.
and serve no purpose that could not
much better be accomplished by hav
ing station platforms at a level with
the platforms of the cars. The elevated
railways in New York first demon
strated the needlessness of steps for
cars on the American plan of having
end doors, as had from the first been
demonstrated on all European railways
where the doors open at the side. The
Illinois Central Railway company had
the enterprise to extend the principle
ol no steps to surface roads by build
ing special cars and high station
platforms for its world's fair train
service, with the result of han
J1! ,
uung great numbers of passengers
wiin extraordinary celerity and safety,
and the same progressive management
is now preparing to abolish the use of
car steps in its extensive suburban train
service by elevating its station plat
forms. It has had the principle in
highly successful operation for nearly
a year on its express suburban service, in
which are used ordinary day coaches,
the steps having been removed and the
platforms widened out, and if it were
building new cars for that service it
would build them without steps. - For
remote stations on its local service
where it is not yet ready to provide
new station platforms it adopts the
simple device of having trap doors over
the steps, which can be thrown back
where the steps are to be used an ex
pedient that would facilitate the grad
ual adoption of the high station plat
form principle' on all roads, allowing
them to apply it at first only at the
principal stations.
More than one thousand years ago
. Herodotus observed a remarkable cus
tom in Egypt, says Prof. Drummond.
At a certain season of the year, says
the Washington Post, the Egyptians
went into the desert, cut off branches
from the wild palm, and, bringing them
back , to their gardens, waved them
over the flowers of the date palm. Why
they performed this ceremony they did
not know, but they knew that if they
neglected it the date crop ' would be
poor or wholly lost.
Herodotus offers the quaint explana-
nation that along with these branches
there came from the desert certain flies
possessed of a "vivific virtue," which
somehow lent an exuberant fertility to
the dates. But the true rationale to
the incantation is now explained.
Palm trees, like human beings, are
male and female. The garden plants,
the date bearers, were females, the
desert plants were males, and the wav
ing of the branches over the females
meant the transference of the fertiliz
ing pollen from one to the other.
One in Four.
One person In four has a weak or diseased
heart that entirely unfits them for business
and social life, or is simply a little annoying.
Disease is never at a standstill.
When the trouble first commenced, "Oh!
well, it don't amount to much," and yon let
it go, let the disease insiduously get the mas-
est exertion tires yon; your feet, ankles and
lees swell: von cannot lin nn vnnr left RlriA.
Flnally, you become so bad that you cannot
legs swell; you cannot j
Flnallv. von Nvnmfl n,
lie aown without smothering, and are com-
peiied to get what sleep yon can in a chair.
Yon are urged to avoid this.
Ton are invited to get well.
Have you the least little ambition left?
Mrs. Eltsia Casslday, a mill employee of
Lowell, Mass., had slight heart troubles many
years ago.
She neglected it for years.
Hex son tells the story best in his letters. '
Lowell, Mass., April 6th, 1894.
"I must tell of the wonderful things your
Heart Cure has done for my mother. She is
68 years of age, and always had good health
until a severe cold left her with a slight heart
trouble, which kept getting worse and worse.
Physicians called it bronchitis of the heart
seven years ago, bnt they did not help her;
we had the best physicians in Lowell. She
would take weak, fainting and palpitat
ing spells; several times we thought she
would not live to see morning, and every
spell seemed to be worse than the last. On
March 18th, she was prepared for death and
we watched for her last breath, but reviv
ing somewhatl was prompted to try yonr
Heart Cure. We found it to relieve her al
most Immediately, and she is now using the
third bottle, and thanks be to God and yonr
medicine she has had no more spells and goes
up stairs as well as ever and don't have to
stand and wait for breath. Her cough has
left her. -1 write to let yon know, as there
are others suffering same as she. Mother says
May God bless you every day of your life.'"
Lowell, May 7, 1814.
"Mother tells everybody In praise of yonr
medicine which saved her from the graves
she is gaining strength and flesh every day.
No palpitation or trouble of the heart at aH .
now, and Is at work every day sinc6 I wrote
yon last. If any person wishes any informa
tion, we will be only too glad to have them
write or come to see us and will si ve full nar-
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263 Thorndlke St. JOHN T. OASSLDy,
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Dr. Miles' Heart. Cure CURES
Indian Chief (to prisoner) You say
you are a foreign tourists? Prisoner
Yes. "And have you a title?" "Yes."
And you are nnmarried?" "Yes."
"Well, I will let you go; but you will
have to run the gauntlet of American
heiresses all the way back from Denver
to New York." New York Weekly.
Little Regie I don't b'lieve the Lord
cares a cent for good boys. Fond Moth
er Horrors! What put that idea into
your head? Little Regie He hardly
ever makes good boys strong enough to
lick bad boys.: Good News.
1 BEFORE
1 could get relief $
from a mosthorri-
ble blood disease. I S
had spent hundreds i&
or dollars ikiiinu various remedies s
and physicians, none of which did me
any eood. My finger nails came otr.
and my hair came out, leaving me
perrectiy Daia. 1 men went to
HOT SPRINGS
Hoping to be cured by this celebrated i
treatment, but very soon hecame?
disgusted, and decided to TRY
l ne enecr. was
truly wonderful. Ij
commenced to re-!
cover after taking!
the first bottle, and oy the time 1 had!
laicen iweive Domes i was entirely curea 3
cured by S. S, S. when the world-renowned i
Hot springs baa failed.
WM. S. LOOMIS, Shreveport. La.
Oar Book on tho Disease and Its Treatment
a DuuitQ xree to any aaaresa.
3 SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, 6a.
The Sunny 'Sbuth Visited by a Snow
Storm.
Atlanta, Ga., Feb. 11. The sunny
South woke up this morning to find its
self covered with a blanket Of snow 3)4
inches deep on a level. All trains are
delayed. Ed Lynn, colored, frozen to
death on his way to Augusta from his
home in the country.
Never in the history of the oldest in
habitant, says tbe Albany Herald, have
the country roads been in as fine con
dition at this time of the year as they
are now. They are solid and firm, with
out mud or dust, as a result of the pro
tracted fine weather. Bicyclists find no
difficulty traversing the country roads as
readily as in summer time.
John Reith. of Lewis and Clarke, says
the Astoria Budget, is the owner of a
cow that is entitled to the blue ribbon
for tenaciousnees of life. Last Thursday
night she fell into a well that was 25 feet
deep, and after being raised to near the
top, with block and tackle, three times,
she was finally landed on top none the
worse for her impromptu tumble.
Modern Maid I wish some advice.
Old Lady Certainly, my dear. What
is it7 Modern Maid shall 1 marry a
man whose tastes are tbe opposite of
mine, and quarrel with him? or shall I
marry a man whose tastes are the same
as mine, and get tired of him? New
York Weekly.
Sillicus I do hate to walk on these
slippery pavements. Cynicus Never
mind, old chap, there's a good time com
ing. There won't be any ice in the next
world. And now Sillicus is wondering
When a young lady calls a young man
a bore it doesn't augur well for the fel
low's chances. Atlanta Journal.
Some men go to extremes but very
many pursue a ruean course. Plain-dealer.
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Farmer Oatcake (in hotel) D'ye call
this 'ere rope a fire escape? Bell Boy
Yassir. Farmer Oatcake (resignedly)
Waal, I s'pose hangin' is an easier death
than burnin'. Harper's Bazar.
In many places at Salem and through
oat Marion county the work of garden
ing has commenced, and in this vicinity
the spade and hoe will be kept busy for
many weeks to come providing of course
the weather continues good.
Duffy That's a pretty bright dog of
yours, Jawkina. Jawkins Why, yes;
I believe that if he only knew how to
talk he'd be smart enough to keep bis
mouth shut! Harper's Bazar.
Theolo Don't you think there will be
any punishment hereafter for a man
who commits bigamy? Diablo Of.
course I do. Both his wives will be
there at tbe same time. Brooklyn Life.
"Looking for work, are you?"' asked
the good lady. "Ob, not that bad
mum 1" ' answered Mr. Everett Wrest.
"Jist merery waiting fer it." Cincin
nati Tribune. '
Mill
Seed Oats.
The Early Archangel are a side oat,
have been raised in this vicinity for two
years and have proved to be well adapted
for our Boil and climate. Can be bad at
Z. F. Moody's Warehouse, The Dalles.
febd-tf. .
For Infants and Children.
Castoria promotes Pigeation, and
overcomes Flatulency, Constipation, Sour
Stomach, Diarrhoea, and Feverishness.
Thus the child Is rendered healthy and its
sleep natural. Castoria contains no
Morphine or other narcotic property.
"Castoria Is so well adapted to children that
I recommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me." H. A. Aaoaca. M. D-,
111 South Oxford SC. Brooklyn, H. T.
" For several years I have recommenced your
' Castoria,' and shall always continue to do so.
aa it has invariably produced beneficial remits.4
Edwih F. Parosc, M. D.,
1250i Street and 7th Ave., Kew York City.
"The use of 'Castoria' is so universal and
its merits ao well known that it peema a work of
supererogation to endorse it. Few are the in
telligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach."
Carlos Mabttw, D. D.,
New York City.
Thb CsKTAim Coxpabt, 77 Hurray Street, N. T.
Notice of Final Settlement
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
has tiled with the Clerk of the County Court of
the State of Oregon, for Wasco county, her final
account a executrix of the last will and testa
ment of A. B. Moore, deceased, and that by an
order of said County Court, Monday, the 4th day
of March, 1895 at the hour of 2 o'clock, p. m., of
said day, has been fixed aa the time for the hear
ing of objections to said final account and the
settlement thereof.
SARAH A. MOORE,
janl6-5tsw. Executrix.
Taken Up
' Come tc my place on 5-Mile about
Dec. 1st 1894, one light red cow, about 4
years old branded XL (connected). Crop
off right ear and under halt crop off left
ear. Owner can have same by proving
property and paying charges.
C. F .Waccnblast,
" The Dalle.